Jamie & Alyssa talk about their experiences at the hair dresser, fear of anaphylaxis, and a sprinkle of random topics at the end!
Jamie & Alyssa start out the podcast talking about the Spice Girls. Alyssa has a FRW (Fat Ron Weasley, duh) update that's not really an update at all.
Jamie talks about how she would rather let her scalp become burned and blistered than talk to a stranger, which is definitely relatable. We talk about how Raylene is awesome and teaches us adult women how to do basic grooming tasks. Thanks for keeping us looking fly, Ray Ray *finger guns*
We discuss brain bleeds and how we have a fear of developing random anaphylaxis. Why is anaphylaxis so terrifying? We'll certainly be awake at night thinking about it. Stay away from the pineapples, Alyssa!
We talk about glass Sailor Moon *adult items* and how Facebook fandom groups are the most cringe things of all. Don't use all 4 moon sticks at once, friend!
Alyssa talks about how she can't decipher her own notes, but manages to bring us the weird AF Chipotle Baby story. Time will tell if she witnessed a serial killers first attempted murder.
Jamie ends the podcast with talking about a doucher friend group that she used to have. Keep your trash bag shorts looking fresh and we'll see you soon!
Write us some of your cringe stories at nervouslaughterpodcast@gmail.com
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Unknown Speaker 0:00
My friend, she had a baby a couple weeks ago. And she she thought that Spice Girl song to become one. You know the one? Yeah, it's like about doing it and
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like, it's about making a baby that's thought were younger. That's what doing. And I was like, Oh, you did the song he did to become one.
Unknown Speaker 0:47
I just remember what that song like. So me my sisters used to make up a just stories, just telling each other and stuff. And my sister's making up a scary story. And it was like, Oh, yeah, and then the guy walks and then the nice things candlelight. Of course got me up.
Unknown Speaker 1:11
That's pretty funny. So I have a fat Ron Weasley update. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 1:17
Ron Weasley coming at you. With Alyssa and Jamie with Nervous Laughter Podcast with the fat one reason I tried to make it an intro.
Unknown Speaker 1:40
I think it was good. I was telling. I was telling g that like, I mentioned that Ron Weasley on the podcast. And he was like, What? And I was like, I don't know, like, this guy that I was talking about was like a ginger and it reminded me of fat Ron Weasley. And so we're like sitting there talking about it. And like his phone makes a sound and he picks it up.
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He was like,
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Oh my god, that Ron Weasley just text. Perfect. Like, I haven't talked to him in probably like over a year. I was like hell yeah. I feel like I summoned fat Ron Weasley.
Unknown Speaker 2:22
So how easy Oh, how? How is he? Well,
Unknown Speaker 2:27
they didn't really end up talking because I guess he was just like, Oh, hey, like, I know, this guy that needs this car worked on. So I'm gonna send me on his way. And then like, he didn't say anything after that. So we don't know how that Ron Weasley is, but hopefully he's doing well. We can get him on the show. We've had an update on every show. Yeah. I asked. I asked g if, if he knew that. That was his nickname. He was like, Oh, no, probably. I was like, he didn't know
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nickname directly to his face.
Unknown Speaker 3:12
Yeah. And then I made some notes here of some other nicknames that all the guys that worked at the dealership called each other.
Unknown Speaker 3:24
I love dude, nicknames.
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They're just
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like it's either. Yeah, something like offensive and descriptive.
Unknown Speaker 3:36
Like, fat big head or something. Like, I like the ones that are really simple. So what were some ones that they have? So they had a guy that they called Miss.
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mustache like
Unknown Speaker 3:51
I asked about it because I asked you to like think of some of the nicknames because I can only think of a couple and he's like, Oh yeah, there's this guy that we called Ned Flanders and I was like, why did you call him that? And he was like, I don't know. He just like acted like Ned Flanders. I had more questions like, what is that? What does that mean? Is they like, religious or Yeah, are they lazy? Or whatever. But yeah, that's he was super vague. So I don't know why they call them that. But I saved the best two for last. There's this guy that's just like a jackass and had really bad tattoos. So his nickname was shitty tattoo is probably one of my favorite names.
Unknown Speaker 4:45
Like, what were what were some of his bad tattoos.
Unknown Speaker 4:49
You know, I never met shitty tattoo Magoo, but I will ask I'll do some research, but I actually Next name and this other guy, shitty tattoo Magoo number two. So I helped and I really liked that one. It's
Unknown Speaker 5:10
not another guy. What? Another mechanic?
Unknown Speaker 5:13
Yeah, okay. Yeah, so I actually met shitty tattoo magoun number two. I don't remember like, many of the tattoos but they're just like, fucking stupid. I mean not like I anything I have is like cool, but like he had like the French toast man from Ren and Stimpy. Just like on his leg, like on his calf.
Unknown Speaker 5:39
I don't even know what that looks like, but I'm just thinking of like cinnamon toast crunch.
Unknown Speaker 5:43
It's like a guy with a big toast head and like a cape. Like and that guy has a kid now. So that's interesting. It's good that people like that. Or maybe you can dress
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up like, like that. And take a picture.
Unknown Speaker 6:05
Yeah, like, the baby on the floor like
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my my calf and my calf. Oh, like a baby. I just call this baby cow. Not really what I meant to do. But you know.
Unknown Speaker 6:22
I don't think the baby listens to the podcast.
Unknown Speaker 6:28
He's like, just wait till you're older. And he's gonna like have a revenge. Revenge podcast
Unknown Speaker 6:32
against that would be awesome. He should.
Unknown Speaker 6:36
Looking forward to it. At least have a retirement plan now.
Unknown Speaker 6:39
Yeah, I mean, we're like, wonderful at like talking shit about ourselves. So like, I want to hear somebody else did I want to see if any of them line up or if they come up with
Unknown Speaker 6:50
MTV? Oh, wait now. Oh, that was Comedy Central month. Oh, yeah. So in other news, um, I got my hair done. And that's the first time that I've been to a salon in a super super long time because
Unknown Speaker 7:10
it's best to be one of those whistles.
Unknown Speaker 7:13
Oh, do you know how to whistle?
Unknown Speaker 7:15
No. That's pretty good. That's good. Okay, I'm gonna do mine. Oh, yeah, I've just never been able to figure it out. I mean, I don't know if it's something with like, maybe our mouths aren't equipped with the proper shape.
Unknown Speaker 7:48
I don't think mine is at all. I can do that. Like clover bleef thing with my tongue low. But I can't show that on a podcast. We can I always make a video of yours. Have you ever had someone get like, super close and just like, do that like in your ear? Like it tickles so bad and it's just it's awful. I used to do that to people in high school.
Unknown Speaker 8:22
That reminds me of like that weird thing that people do with their fingers where they would like put it next to your ear and like do something and it was kind of like a weird like fluttering sound. Does anybody know what I
Unknown Speaker 8:34
don't think anyone send that to me? But I'm trying to like I don't know. My dad But yeah,
Unknown Speaker 8:40
I hopefully that's not just something I dreamed up and I sound stupid but they're very low could be true. Well,
Unknown Speaker 8:47
I'm trying to do it like in my ear. And now I just felt like a it's kind of like that's what I'm getting now.
Unknown Speaker 8:56
It's kind of like you know if you take cards but yeah, and we're killing may have some more.
Unknown Speaker 9:12
I'm gonna start a ASMR YouTube channel. Um, but Oh, yeah, and with that ASMR YouTube channel. Um, I can. I can do like this Gecko noise. Oh, I'm here. Oh, I did. I was good. Your hair kind of matches being a gecko? Yes, in a way back to the hair. So yeah, I am. That's the first time I've been a long time because I just um, I really hate the social interactions. I've just done my hair from home forever and it's my first time getting it colored to Hey, hey. I'm so It was kind of funny because she so she did great like she like explained everything to me like before she was doing it and stuff and I was like oh yeah I'm not nervous about like any of that at all I just was really nervous about like talking to talking to someone um because like I don't know I guess I would just like never you know you never know what kind of person you're gonna get like doing your hair and not like I think I'm gonna go and like they're gonna be a bitch or whatever but I'm just like what am I gonna talk out? What if I just like phase out and it looks like I'm like staring at their chest you know, like cutting cutting my hair in front of me. I've never thought about now I'm gonna be like oh my god thanks, Jamie. It'll be like oh yeah, it was too much to deal with but like um Yeah, I got a recommendation from you so cuz I was like I'm pretty sure if if Alyssa can set through someone for that long at all, I can do it to
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Raylene and Austin if you want her info let us know
Unknown Speaker 11:10
yeah she's so funny too. It was a lot of fun and um
Unknown Speaker 11:14
yeah she's super easy to talk to yeah that
Unknown Speaker 11:17
that was also my first time getting like the bleach and stuff done too and I didn't know that like it would get hot there when it first started getting hot and so she was like oh yeah you know it's gonna you know heat up a little bit just like let me know when it's at like an eight and then she just like went to the back to start like cleaning some stuff out or something. And I'm sorry I texted her it started getting like hotter and stuff I was like oh fuck I was like this is listening like we just let it go a little longer because like maybe I'm just being a was and like I texted her I was like, texted her eight because she she's like I'll just text me so my phone on me but um, and then like some more time was going by and I was like well maybe she's like has her hands on something and like I don't know it was like what do i do and like it was her and I was like oh my god like I'm like I didn't want to say anything because I was just like it's fine. She'll be back and then but I'm just like, Well what if like I leave it on too long and then like someone has to take me to the hospital and it's just like a whole other thing. And so I just asked the lady at the front desk if she could go get her idea and it was it was fine
Unknown Speaker 12:41
I saw a video like that where this chick was like getting her hair done and the person doing her hair just like fucking left it's the thing that happens I guess I don't remember like what exactly the situation was but she was like filming your video like you like do I go get somebody yeah
Unknown Speaker 13:07
yeah and like I was like well you know maybe like maybe it's supposed to just get a little hotter than I think it's supposed to get and stuff but it turned out like for like for some reason my text never sent to her and like I call her to and like the call don't go through for some reason to solder I don't know what happened but um, I mean it was fine but just like man the like the the minutes like leading up to me like asking the person to go get her I was just like, oh god and then like watch like she shall wash it out and then like my hair starts to fall. Like, she'll start to like blow dry it and it pulls out and then she's gonna be like, um, why don't you come get why don't you tell her?
Unknown Speaker 13:47
You're like, do I risk like talking to someone? Or do I let my scalp burn? This is a really tough.
Unknown Speaker 13:55
Exactly. And um, I felt like it would be more embarrassing to go through less like in part to go through the ladder. Yeah. To talk to somebody so I let my hair burn off my butt. Yeah, it was funny. She took like the thing off and like steam came off. And I was like, Whoa, is it supposed to do that is the last?
Unknown Speaker 14:20
I guess I've never noticed but I'm gonna go on Thursday so
Unknown Speaker 14:26
I'm just because you're so
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hot.
Unknown Speaker 14:30
Yeah, and that was the um, yeah, that was the first time I saw myself with love bleached hair to
Unknown Speaker 14:37
peddling isn't it? It's like a weird texture at first and it's just like, Did I make a huge mistake?
Unknown Speaker 14:49
And to like, um, yeah, I just felt like I looked like a villain like a super villain. And I guess I learned a lot about my hair too. Like I didn't know that like you're not really supposed to brush it when it's Cuz like it stretches it and like, um, I finally like correctly learned what a cow like was.
Unknown Speaker 15:10
She was good about explaining stuff like, yeah, I'm like, What? How stupid I was
Unknown Speaker 15:16
talking about this. She was like, Oh, you have a Catholic I was like I do cuz I always thought, um, Catholics were, you know, like in elementary school when boys would do their bangs where they just like, had the were they like that short thing they just jelled? Like straight up. I thought that was like a Catholic because like, a cow licks their head, I guess Yes, what my logic was, but that's where like your blank, blank, blank, blank. blank, blank blank. That's where your, your bangs split apart, and it gets kind of like stuck. Like that. So you probably knew what that thought was.
Unknown Speaker 15:56
But I didn't know it was like where it split. Like, I kind of thought similar to you. Because when I was younger, and like my bangs would get to a certain length, like a piece at the end would just kind of like do a weird thing where it like came up. So I guess I kind of thought similar to you. Well, one thing that she taught me that I felt like a fucking idiot, because I'm 33 years old. This happened maybe like, I don't know, six months ago. So her salon there for a while, like, I don't know if it's still like this. But it was like she only could work every other day because they were like limiting the amount of people in there. So on her day off, she like came over to our house and did my hair. And so she did it. And after we washed it, I was brushing it. And like I guess it was kind of tangled and shows like, Oh, you should like brush the bottom part first and then go all the way through. And I was like, Oh, I live like a job. And just like trying to yank it. Yeah, teach me how
Unknown Speaker 17:11
to maintain myself. It was funny too, because like, I so I tried to cut my own bangs. And then I made sure she knew that because like, I knew that it was not good.
Unknown Speaker 17:26
Hey, you did a better job than like, 99% of people that I've seen that have done it themselves.
Unknown Speaker 17:34
She was really, really nice about it. Because like, so what I was going for was like, um, I wanted like Zoey Deschanel banks, which, like, I cut it too short, but I was like, you know, maybe I can get the shape, right? And then oh, kind of like you're out. But then as days would go by Just here and there, I'd be like, Oh, this looks kind of messed up. So I'd kind of trim it. Trim it. And so she like, very nicely. Just kind of, you know, explain to me like, like, kind of like what I did and why it was wrong. works like this. And like, this is what you did. You just like chopped it, like straight across here. And I was just like, Oh, God, I couldn't stop laughing at just like, how bad I messed up my hair. And I was like, well, that's what you know. Like, I'm a software engineer. I can't
Unknown Speaker 18:25
figure. Yeah, I'm sure like, you could look at somebody on the computer and just be like, wow. Like, I feel like I asked you some, like, super stupid question recently. I don't remember what it was.
Unknown Speaker 18:41
I don't know. You asked me a lot of students.
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Explain what the RSS feed was. I was like,
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I like explaining stuff. I'm like, Oh my god, am I being an asshole? And
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I was like, I only know it in this context. And I don't even know what it is.
Unknown Speaker 19:02
I just like sometimes people will like, break stuff down for me like that. And I'm just like, Oh, yeah, it makes me happy because like, I wanted to know what it is. And now you're blink, you know, breaking it down for me like I'm a kid. But just
Unknown Speaker 19:18
Yeah, sometimes people take it too far. They're like, okay, so you know what computer? Yeah, we're gonna start with a computer keyboard, click clack.
Unknown Speaker 19:31
Speaking of some of the freakout stuff with the bleach and everything. Earlier this week, I fucking smoked my head on the corner of the table when I was picking up the cat and oh, yeah, so for like, about a week now I've been like, silently freaking out to myself that I'm like, internally bleeding.
Unknown Speaker 19:53
It's just one drop a day.
Unknown Speaker 19:57
Like, a tiny bit and then yeah, I'm just gonna let I just have some kind of brain damage but no I mean like I'm fine I don't even like bleed or anything but I just like it's been super tender and stuff so I've just been like ah it's like what if it's like growing and like bleeding inside and spreading throughout my
Unknown Speaker 20:17
to totally get that like I do the same shit because sometimes when you hit your head you have that moment where you're like am I gonna die like it startles you
Unknown Speaker 20:29
so much is this traumatic? Like I don't why okay dude
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a one time g hit his head and he was like working on a car and like stood up in some weird way and just like fucking smacked he's done that a couple times when well probably more than he's told me because I freak out and worry and think like you but one time it did like gush blood, staples. And then another time he did it and he just like casually mentioned it to me later. And I was like, I wonder if you have a concussion and I looked in his pupils were different sizes. I just take him to the hospital. I ended up like calling some like remember I'm gonna say nurse hotline. I don't think that's the right terminology. But
Unknown Speaker 21:24
one 800 nurse
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helped me nurse calm and they were like well if it's netbios This and this like Bring him in. And then I don't remember what happened but he ended up going and they're like, Oh yeah, you're fine. And he was probably annoyed with me but I don't know his pupils are different sizes. Like oh yeah, sure of it somewhere. I'm gonna have to find it. How to spell
Unknown Speaker 21:49
it out to like, that's, yeah, that's terrifying. I remember um, when one time whenever I was in high school, um someone was giving me a piggyback ride. And my sister went up she's like, I was trying to make it like double
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double no being
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able to like we were already like going to we weren't like on the ground stabilizing like where we're going so she grabbed my shoulders and tried to pull herself up Yeah, she just like me down instead and it like fucking like slammed my head until the ground was on like, you know those like, um, I guess it's not like rubber cement. But you know, it's like cement that has like that thick layer rubber. Yeah, stuff. Yeah, it was that kind of a floor. It was out of school. And then, um, and then yeah, and then how to go to band practice. And I almost passed out and then at that point, they realized my head was bleeding a little bit. last little for minor concussion. But I mean, let's, you know, I mean, that's pretty much as far as my, my head damage.
Unknown Speaker 23:02
That was your first brain bleed.
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And that's what's wrong with me now.
Unknown Speaker 23:09
Or at least it didn't make you a killer. Because Yeah, well, you said you're in school. So you're young. I mean, like, people get knocked in the head when they're young. That's like, how Jeffrey Dahmer was made. Yeah, well, I mean, I did what the bed at the time would take No, just kidding. No, no, I was like, man. Like Yeah, shit in
Unknown Speaker 23:37
my head. My new rap career.
Unknown Speaker 23:43
You and Aaron Carter.
Unknown Speaker 23:47
Put it in the hooplex slam. That was my first CD. I don't think we caught that part earlier. But that was my first CD was the Aaron Carter single love how I beat Shaq. Good time.
Unknown Speaker 24:01
What year do you think that was?
Unknown Speaker 24:03
Oh, that was like maybe like third or fourth grade? Maybe?
Unknown Speaker 24:10
I don't think I ever listened to Aaron Carter. I don't know if maybe I was just like, a little bit older. I'm not
Unknown Speaker 24:17
sure. Yeah, I think he kind of came out a little bit after like, Backstreet Boys kind of started dying down a little bit. And then sinks are dying down. And it was like, oh, Now's my chance to like, write off of that. Yeah, but then all that stuff just like wasn't really popular. But he did. He also did a cover of candy girl.
Unknown Speaker 24:39
Oh, okay. Yeah. Do you remember that? Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 24:42
And I think that got kind of popular. But, you know, that went though. The way that it went. Wait,
Unknown Speaker 24:50
maybe I'm mixing up that Mandy Moore song candy with him.
Unknown Speaker 24:55
Oh, how did that go? We don't have the royalties to pay.
Unknown Speaker 25:09
Okay, so baby. No. I'll play it for you after.
Unknown Speaker 25:23
I'm trying to think of his other candy song. I don't think it was a cover of candy girl maybe I think it was just like a song about like, candy.
Unknown Speaker 25:32
Yeah, okay. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 25:34
maybe, maybe, maybe not. I don't know. I keep thinking of that, uh, Aqua Teen Hunger for song. It's like, Oh, I can definitely not. Pee pants. Yes. But in real life. MC Chris. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 25:52
I saw him live one. I met him and it was like kind of weird. Because it was like you he was at a table and then like, you know, everybody walked by and stuff. And he kind of seemed like he was just like, wanting to get people through. So like,
Unknown Speaker 26:12
for the night? Well, I can't imagine like, having a job like that. Especially if you're not like a super, super social person. It's kind of like, ah, can I clock out? Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 26:28
Yeah, so whenever we have a meet and greet whenever this all gets super famous, all two of you just be patient with us. I'm gonna be optimistic and say five.
Unknown Speaker 26:45
We got this. Um, but yeah, we're there. I'm sure. I don't know how to segue until the allergy stuff because
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your brain bleed.
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brain damage. And I got
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allergies, years of allergies forming
Unknown Speaker 27:08
randomly as I eat foods that I consume on a daily.
Unknown Speaker 27:14
So I think how we started talking about this one day, you randomly texted me and we're like, do you ever, like, worry about getting allergies? And I was like, holy shit. Like, I've never talked to anybody else about this. But yes. Like, what if you're eating peanut butter, and then you just suddenly get a peanut allergy and die?
Unknown Speaker 27:38
Because you weren't expecting it? Yeah. Or, like, it just happens at a restaurant. And then like, everyone's watching you have your first allergic. Yeah. And they're like, what do we do? And you're like, I don't know cuz fucking die. Yeah, no, no. Why? Like, it sounds like an awful experience period. And like, Brandon was like, I'm actually allergic to stuff. So like,
Unknown Speaker 28:05
what do you like? What if I catch your allergies though? We live together.
Unknown Speaker 28:12
And sometimes if we accidentally eat something, like who makes himself fair up and
Unknown Speaker 28:17
damn dippin?
Unknown Speaker 28:20
No, but it's usually fine if you make some selfless throw up and then take some Benadryl
Unknown Speaker 28:31
and you're probably couldn't hear it, but he's in the other room playing a game and was just like,
Unknown Speaker 28:39
but, um, but yeah, it's like, it's funny because sometimes, depending on like, the time and stuff, like okay, you're going to bed and I'll set myself a timer to wake up like every, every 40 minutes to check. Oh, to check on you to make sure you don't die. It just freaks me out. But you've had a
Unknown Speaker 29:01
recent allergy experience, right? Yeah, this was a couple months ago. Oh, and I was eating some pineapple like fresh pineapple. And I was like, This is making my mouse feel really weird. Like maybe it's like super acidic. I don't know. So I just stopped eating it. And then like a day or two later, I like really went ham on this pineapple. And as I'm eating it like I eat which we support podcast Yeah, I think I'm okay with it. Okay, okay, good. I don't know why I just suppose
Unknown Speaker 29:41
you're sorry. backpedal, go back to your story ID real. Um, says eating all this pineapple like a psycho. Probably like standing Over the same shoveling it in my face, and my throat started itching and then like I noticed that my mouth was like really burning to like it had the other day but worse.
Unknown Speaker 30:12
The other day what we'll circle back to the other day,
Unknown Speaker 30:16
well, like or the day before, when I felt like my mouse Mouse was burning my mouse was the worst. Okay, I had the pineapple and I was like, Oh, my mouth is burning, but it's probably fine. So I put it up. And then like, I ate it again a couple days later. And that's why the or that's when I started noticing like my throat itching and I was like, Oh my god, this is what I've feared. Random allergies developing. But like I've heard people talk about like, nonchalantly just like having food allergies. I don't know if you ever met anybody like that. But like my friend Tina. She's like, Oh, yeah, like I can eat shrimp, but it just it just makes me feel scratchy. I'm like you do that. And she just talks about like popping of Benadryl. So I texted her and I was like, should I take a Benadryl? Like, I know that you talked about this, she's like, yeah, like, it should be fine. Like do you have any trouble breathing? I'm like,
Unknown Speaker 31:26
Oh, yeah, how do you not like panic?
Unknown Speaker 31:29
I know like if you told me that you're like throat it shouldn't be like go to the gym to check out your brain bleed wire. But it was fine. But I haven't really in pineapples. Cuz I'm a little
Unknown Speaker 31:48
scared here to test it. Did you So did you take an allergy pill? Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 31:51
I took some Benadryl and it was fine. And then I, of course, I like didn't help myself out. I took the pill. And then I laid on the couch and like, googled and reading about fucking allergic reactions. And that's the same thing I did whenever I got the COVID vaccine. I was like, What if I'm like somehow having an allergic reaction and don't know, but I just suddenly die. But yeah, apparently it doesn't work quite that way. Who would have thought?
Unknown Speaker 32:24
Well, it's funny because even if I know stuff doesn't work quite
Unknown Speaker 32:28
that way, like like, what if I'm the
Unknown Speaker 32:32
like, no, you're still like, kind of fucking be the one that dies.
Unknown Speaker 32:39
Yeah, like imagine how lame that would be just like dying from eating pineapple.
Unknown Speaker 32:44
Like, hasn't that happened before? It's happened very,
Unknown Speaker 32:49
probably. But I don't. I don't want it to be my story. I want to go out and have some cool way. Not having to do with pineapples.
Unknown Speaker 33:01
No fruit involved.
Unknown Speaker 33:03
No, like 1000
Unknown Speaker 33:04
ways to die. I remember. Um, one trick on there. She masturbated with a carrot. And I guess that like and that killed her? Yeah. According to the show, you know, it was like it kind of like punctured, I guess some different stuff or something. Oh, my. I guess a carrier isn't. It isn't like it has like a point. It's not like a super sharp or anything. But like, obviously did the point around in illustration, they show
Unknown Speaker 33:46
the carrot point. Carrot Top. Oh my god,
Unknown Speaker 33:52
I guess. But you know, desperate everybody
Unknown Speaker 33:56
knows you masturbate? Do they carry end up? You know? Oh, I don't know what you say this in the we're in that I don't know how to talk. Okay, so Jamie and I are both in this like Sailor Moon appreciation group on Facebook. And people have been getting these like, glass dildos that are like, Oh, I don't know if you've seen them and like I saw a couple of them and was like, I don't know in all honesty, it like took me probably the second time I saw it. I was like, Oh, okay. That is I just thought it
Unknown Speaker 34:44
was a nice like, glass piece.
Unknown Speaker 34:48
Like people cosplay in there. I was like, I don't know, maybe. And then it clicked and I was like, Oh, I'm stupid. But somebody like posted one the other day. And I was like, I gotta read the comments. On this and I don't know they were talking and this girl was like oh yeah like this was like great for my first time with Aino or whatever and this girl gift give reaction of like a bunny being like
Unknown Speaker 35:25
like this surprised
Unknown Speaker 35:32
oh she's like oh yeah like this and I have like all four of the line or whatever and then the girl like did the weird bunny face and then she's like well I didn't use
Unknown Speaker 35:51
I mean I guess that's how she could think how that's how she interprets
Unknown Speaker 35:55
data hopefully nobody in the group dies from like putting the moon side in the carrot girl and watch out everybody
Unknown Speaker 36:07
um I think the first like posts of those on I saw it was like um the caption was like I feel like a real magical girl
Unknown Speaker 36:23
like I like that group of people are like so fucking cringy
Unknown Speaker 36:28
I like No, I mean like, I think it's like that for like every fandom kind of group you know, it kind of gets to like some cringy people and sometimes when it gets to that I'm like, well I'm out.
Unknown Speaker 36:42
Yeah, like I feel guilty thinking that I'm like, want to be supportive but sometimes people just like go a little too far and it's like so uncomfortable. I agree.
Unknown Speaker 36:57
Yeah, like um like my grandma kind of says a lot of inappropriate stuff. Which show Ah, man she'll say some some very like sexual innuendo he will not even enjoy he just like straight up
Unknown Speaker 37:14
like, How big does that go?
Unknown Speaker 37:17
Well yeah, she's like well isn't your husband tall?
Unknown Speaker 37:22
Every day in front of Brandon though.
Unknown Speaker 37:26
I don't think she'd be afraid to just hasn't because it's just been like video call stuff so it's like yeah, in front of my sister's on stuff too. Um, but yeah, it's funny because like with my with my hair she was my mom showed her on a video call and my grandma was like, Oh, I like it. She's like what did your husband think? What Yeah, what does your husband think? And I was like, Oh yeah, you know he likes that he thinks it's cute and then she was like, really? Oh yeah. He does.
Unknown Speaker 38:03
look good.
Unknown Speaker 38:06
Go Jamie. But um, I think you had a list of just like some random stuff right?
Unknown Speaker 38:13
Oh yeah. So I have been making making a list and the Notes app on my phone have like different things to talk about podcast and so when something pops up I'll like write a couple things down but it turns out that my notes are awful and I cannot even decipher them like I was going through do a brain bleed to oh my shit I'm definitely gonna be thinking about this a lot later Do you drop
Unknown Speaker 38:48
the car on you and just like
Unknown Speaker 38:52
it damaged me so bad shit Um, so I'm gonna have to get better about my notes cuz like I don't fucking know what some of them are. So I made a category I'm gonna kind of have these separate in case I remember what they actually are but as of right now no fucking idea. Oh God I just remembered why I feel like I'm a fucking shit show today and I'm like not talking Well, well all over the place
Unknown Speaker 39:29
you know it's on par for the show. That's true. That's true.
Unknown Speaker 39:34
So one of the notes I guess maybe I was like at a stoplight and did like voice to text and it like auto corrected it in some weird way or? I don't know because I sound like a hillbilly I feel like Siri can never understand. So I just have a note that says show by God. But like be you Why? No idea what and then there's another one that says she shaking. Shaking she shaking shit. Like she's so she sees
Unknown Speaker 40:24
a shaking, shaking shit.
Unknown Speaker 40:28
And then I had another note that says schipol a baby. That's all it
Unknown Speaker 40:36
sounds like a ship thing. Like you shake the ship Polish ship.
Unknown Speaker 40:42
Do I remember what it is? Do we have time? Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 40:46
yeah, we're at like 40 minutes so yeah, we got a good bit of time.
Unknown Speaker 40:51
Okay, so I was sitting outside it AAA A long time ago and was eating my lunch and there is there's a family out there too. And it was like the mom and dad and then like, I don't know babies ages but it was like a pretty small baby. Like
Unknown Speaker 41:13
she's 18 weeks she's 50 days.
Unknown Speaker 41:17
But they're sitting there and like the baby was like, it was like a baby baby. That's my call. Stupid. Yeah, like it didn't know how to like hold his head up or anything. And then looking idiot kills your own damn. toddlers holding their fork. And they're holding it like I don't know, I guess I hold a fork kind of like a pencil but the kid was holding it more like a like a stabbing knife motion. He's like, holding the fork like that. He like goes through the babies. Like he's
Unknown Speaker 42:08
like just pretending you do like actually gonna do it?
Unknown Speaker 42:10
I mean, I don't know if he was like, thinking that would be a good idea. He wanted to show the baby I don't know. Borg like, going towards those babies. In the poor mom is like, oh my god and like grab.
Unknown Speaker 42:31
Like, no, like,
Unknown Speaker 42:33
you can't do that. And she's talking to you. It's only like, pretending I didn't see. Baby just skipped like, salted.
Unknown Speaker 42:48
Almost laid that baby out. Like, if something did happen to you, you think you would just like continued eating? Baby like if he did stop the baby. Do you think he would have been just
Unknown Speaker 42:59
like, Oh, this isn't
Unknown Speaker 43:03
my problem to like address or like stare at?
Unknown Speaker 43:07
I think I would I would be a good samaritan and call the ambulance. Because that's an easy thing to do.
Unknown Speaker 43:15
A good samaritan thing in America. Is there anything else on your list?
Unknown Speaker 43:25
Um No, um chipolte lay baby was it I'm glad I remembered that cuz that was very cringe because I mean, like, this kid's like, like who's gonna fuck up the baby like the mom was very startled. I was startled because I'm like, far away and like I couldn't have even like done anything like you know to stop it. Yeah, just awkwardly like Okay, I'm gonna keep eating all this like mother contemplates if her toddler is like a killer
Unknown Speaker 44:04
and like tries to discipline her child and like in public man I feel bad for parents that like have to discipline their kid in public. Yeah. Yeah, and it's like oh, um, yeah, there was one story that I wanted to tell you about because I you shared a meme earlier today. Oh, yeah. Would you like to share with me one?
Unknown Speaker 44:27
So have you ever seen that chick on YouTube?
Unknown Speaker 44:30
Yeah, what's her name first Charlene Charlene.
Unknown Speaker 44:35
Tammy just like automatically like oh, no, I don't know what it is.
Unknown Speaker 44:43
I'm just throwing information out there. Trying to sound like who is Charlotte?
Unknown Speaker 44:48
Oh no surely means that there is a Charlene that's like similar to her. But um, it's like this chick and she's wearing like a Reba McIntyre. shirt maybe with cutoff sleeves I don't remember. And like shorts and she has like a beer and a cigarette and like her hair's just like slicked back and she has like a weird look on her face. And she's standing next to two of the main girls and it's like me when or how I feel whenever I hang out with other girls which 100%
Unknown Speaker 45:20
Yeah, we're not like other girls.
Unknown Speaker 45:25
Were the cool girls
Unknown Speaker 45:28
um, but um, but yeah, that reminded me of this one time whenever I was I think I was in college it was like a year or two out of high school I don't know but um the person I was dating at the time he was friends with these other dudes and he was like oh well you should hang out with like their girlfriends because like we're gonna go play this card game and I was like well I played that card game to catch up with you know
Unknown Speaker 45:59
with boobs
Unknown Speaker 46:05
but um but yeah so um the they were pretty girly and stuff and we're gonna just like go to the mall because that was like close to me I know right? Because that was close to this game store that that we all played games at. So I was like, okay, you know I'm going to try to wear like my like, cutest kind of clothes. And so it was like the shorts and they were like green and I had this huh
Unknown Speaker 46:47
shorts like you're like pulling like like closing a trash bag? I think you meant to do like a drawstring motion I don't know. Sorry.
Unknown Speaker 47:01
They were pretty much just trash bags all my all my clothes. Um, no, but now I had um, I can't remember I think my shorts and my shirt like it had those um, that little pool kind of thing and then yeah, yeah. And so my shorts had that and I think my shirt my shirt sleeves had that because I was like that down to the elbow and it had that little thing you could fold up and button. Oh. So I have my cute clothes on. And or what I thought was cute and we're perusing the mall we're at forever 21 and when we left they were like just talking about clothes and like their boyfriends and she was like yeah you know cuz he's like why do you need to buy clothes like this and I'm just like, I like stuff with glitter and stuff on it that's like really cute and like I don't know if like you dress like like you know I don't know if you dress like this every day but like I just can't do that and like oh, and then I had to continue on through the
Unknown Speaker 48:11
fucking wall with like, Okay,
Unknown Speaker 48:14
so let's go get Jamie out. She looks like a plane fucking crash. Oh. Yeah, it was like, oh, okay, let's I know that I'm not like flashy but like, these were my cute clothes. Damn it. Oh my god. Ah, yeah, that's all I got for
Unknown Speaker 48:39
me on a high note.
Unknown Speaker 48:45
Thanks for thanks for listening. And
Unknown Speaker 48:48
yeah, we'll catch you next time. We'll have our shit together a little more next.
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