Join us as shit girl summer is coming to a close with just a couple quick poop things and some television moments
Join us as shit girl summer is coming to a close with just a couple quick poop things and some television moments
QVC - oops! I fell on my booty! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qqVku4bXp8
The price is right https://www.instagram.com/p/DcbSGFEuB4e/
OJ Simpson wild for this https://www.instagram.com/reels/CqBPzaboQs6/
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Speaker 1 00:00
Alyssa, recently we went on a short trip, and we brought our eldest cat Diablo with us. It was just a couple nights, and it's just like a two-hour drive or a little less. And he had to go poop in the in his little carrier. So I, you know, like a loving mother reached in with some tissue and took it out, but when I went to throw it out the window, you already know it fucking flew back in. It is legit. Oh, that sucks.
luckily and unluckily, he has some constipation issues, so yeah. So anyone knows, like Alyssa, that it's a little hard, and luckily it wasn't. Yeah, like then leave like poop markings, residue. I mean, I still like wiped it and stuff, you know, with some Kleenex and everything, and wet wipe or whatever. But uh, but yeah, it was like it was a it was a pretty crazy poop surprise. Just like this podcast is a poop surprise.
Speaker 3 01:28
Welcome to our poop surprise.
Speaker 1 01:30
Been poop summer lately. Shit girl summer. It
Speaker 3 01:34
really has been.
Speaker 1 01:35
I'm Jamie.
Speaker 3 01:36
I'm Alyssa. You're listening to the Nervous Laughter Podcast,
Speaker 1 01:40
and we're your hosts of not just this, but Chit Girl Summer. Chit Girl Summer. Yeah. So
Speaker 3 01:45
since it was dry, well, you said it didn't like leave a mark, but did it like hit you in the cheek or anything? No. Did it like no? It was
Speaker 1 01:52
on. It hit my shirt, then bounced onto my pants, and then I just like screamed. I was like, ah! And Brandon was like, he was like, throw it out the window. Give a try. I'm like, but yeah. Luckily, too. I had a sweater with me, so I just just changed into my sweater.
Speaker 3 02:14
Oh,
Speaker 1 02:15
and then obviously took my jeans off when I got home. But yeah, luckily, yeah, I was able to just grab it with that same tissue and throw it out because I was trying not to get the tissue, trying not to litter.
Speaker 3 02:25
Oh yes, that's very. I was trying not to throw
Speaker 1 02:27
the tissue out, so that's how it happened in the first place. So shit girl summer is off to a great, you know, I guess end.
Speaker 3 02:37
Shit girl summer. Um, I was browsing Instagram as you do when the world is crumbling and you just need a little escape. And I came across a lady who was talking about how, like at concerts, apparently she's a hiker, and there's been trouble with people just like pooping on the trail improperly.
Speaker 1 03:01
Oh my God! Are you serious?
Speaker 3 03:03
She did a little like how-to video, including her like showing herself digging a hole and then like covering the hole, and then she talked about like depending on which park you're in, like you might have this option or this option, and she was like, "I'm sure this video is not gonna reach the people that need it, but I'm trying. I'm like, "I mean, I needed it for shit girl summer.
Speaker 1 03:30
Yeah, get your wild wipe and yeah, I don't even want to like imagine Everest right now. I'm sure people are just like, "Oh, who's gonna shit wherever. Yeah,
Speaker 3 03:43
first will be melted soon. So whatevs. Yeah,
Speaker 1 03:46
probably. And man, that's gonna be a lot of like frozen shit that's getting like unfrozen and spreading germs. And the dead
Speaker 3 03:52
bodies. Oh man, we're gonna have another pandemic, but we won't ever know because RFK.
Speaker 1 04:00
Ah, yeah. Um, have to do some Everest updates soon. I saw recently that there's like a it's almost like a luxury kind of camp and stuff. So I wanted to get some more information on that.
Speaker 3 04:14
So wow, yeah, that is something.
Speaker 1 04:16
Yeah, yes, yes. As a cafe, it has a
Speaker 3 04:21
cafe. Yeah.
Speaker 1 04:22
Again, I have to look more into it. Obviously, it's not like a fucking Starbucks up there. I'm sure you know. Sometime there will be in a McDonald's, but it's just yeah. This company made this like little inclusive tent, and it has like table tennis and all kinds of shit in there.
Speaker 3 04:40
Nothing should surprise me anymore, as far as like things that money can buy. I mean,
Speaker 1 04:47
yeah, freedom after you've been a complete, absolute degenerate to society.
Speaker 3 04:55
Yep, just buy it off. One weird thing that I saw. Um, some I saw somebody in some Facebook group of men post um that Aldi was selling ice cubes. It was like a box with either two or four, and they were like the square ones, and they were marketed as like crystal clear ice cubes, and they were five bucks. And somebody in the comments was saying, if you're a Scotch or whiskey or whatever the fuck drinker, apparently like the size and shape of ice cube is like optimal for the drink, so it doesn't melt it down. So I guess that's why they were selling them. But
Speaker 2 05:36
yeah, so I feel
Speaker 4 05:39
weird. You usually
Speaker 1 05:40
just like see the molds sold.
Speaker 3 05:43
Yeah, I guess these were
Speaker 1 05:45
like
Speaker 3 05:45
totally clear, and you have to have like a certain type of water to get them, and like freeze it a certain way to get them clear. But yeah, like who fucking cares? So it's
Speaker 1 05:55
a high end, high high end.
Speaker 3 05:59
Yes, I went to Aldi the other day, and they were on sale for 47 cents a box. Damn! Yeah, they went for five bucks. Maybe get some of the. I thought about it, but I didn't
Speaker 1 06:11
save it for special occasions. It's the special ice. Fetch the
Speaker 3 06:16
special ice.
Speaker 1 06:17
We have guests. That's
Speaker 3 06:20
where the economy is right now.
Speaker 1 06:21
Oh yeah, they got to have crazy markup on that. That's that's wild.
Speaker 3 06:27
Yeah, nuts. Speaking of things you can buy, you can buy wigs. Oh, and I guess I'll take this time to say that we're so sad about our girl Dolly Parton. Yes,
Speaker 1 06:44
R.I.P. Dolly.
Speaker 3 06:47
It's like one of the few like good people in the world that could have been a billionaire, but chose not to be. Yeah, but you know, I'm like Taylor Swift and shit. Take note, bitch.
Speaker 5 07:00
Yeah, you're
Speaker 3 07:01
not doing enough.
Speaker 1 07:02
Yeah, do more. Like she's-I don't know-she's not gonna miss her money. I feel like,
Speaker 3 07:09
dude. I'm just gonna have a wedding and invite a lot of ice agents because my fans won't care for whatever reason.
Speaker 1 07:17
Yeah, the thing that like kind of made me like the most annoyed about that. Like, sure, be a celebrity, have a fucking big bougie wedding, but it like closed off streets that like businesses had to fucking be open and do work on, and so they. I'd be like, no, bitch, you're gonna pay me. Yeah, like pay me for my lost wages. Like I would
Speaker 3 07:38
exactly.
Speaker 1 07:39
Well, let's say I would sue, but I mean, you're gonna not have any money once you do that. Buy your
Speaker 3 07:46
business and kill your whole family.
Speaker 1 07:49
Yeah, yeah. I've just been, I guess, really on the bricks and minifigs kind of stuff. There's so much like suing going on, and yeah, I watch like the like a couple legal YouTubers every day that do updates on it and stuff.
Speaker 3 08:06
Damn it! Yeah, if you're not familiar with that, message Jamie. Well, yeah, hit me up. Yeah,
Speaker 1 08:11
I'll fucking I'll tell you about it. He's like crazy talking about it. Just
Speaker 3 08:16
it's fucking nuts. Like it's not just
Speaker 1 08:19
Legos.
Speaker 3 08:19
Yeah, I've come in the room a couple times when G has a video on, and yeah, it's it's nuts. There's all kinds of corruption. Yeah, there's corrupt
Speaker 1 08:30
police. There's
Speaker 3 08:31
Mormons, a missing
Speaker 1 08:32
bird, and like
Speaker 3 08:34
there's a bird. Yeah,
Speaker 1 08:35
because there's a bird, like a store bird that they had a shot. So
Speaker 3 08:41
Twin Peaks, like that happens in Twin Peaks. Who does
Speaker 1 08:43
it? I kind of forgot about that. Yeah, and
Speaker 3 08:45
the bird is like
Speaker 1 08:46
Laura, Laura. Well, this bird can't talk because no one knows where it is. Oh shit! So they're like, did they? And the bird's wings are clipped, so it's like if they just like release the bird, yeah. But I think someone said like they saw the cage in another picture, but it was empty. So it's like, well, he doesn't have the cage, and everyone's like, well, they probably killed the bird. They said they took it to a shelter, but people called all the shelters in the area. Nothing's, no one's got any intakes, and also you have to like pay a fee and like all this other stuff for bird intake like that. So it's like you would know it happened. You can't just drop it off at a shelter. But yeah, it's um, it's uh, it's crazy shit, and I could talk about it for a long time,
Speaker 3 09:40
that is some crazy shit. Damn. If you ever want to, you should do like a side cast or a stream and be like, "I'm Jamie and I'm presenting. Jamie presents. Yeah, yeah. I'm
Speaker 1 09:59
presenting Brick." Minifig, so reckless Ben. So he kind of always does like I would say like Nathan Fieldery kind of see me stuff. So they took he made a company called We Stole from Old People, but made their catchphrase bricks and minifigs. So he made there's no laws saying that the log that the you know catchphrase can't be like above or bigger than the title of a company. So he made it really big, and then says we stole from old people under it. Yeah,
Speaker 3 10:30
that's amazing.
Speaker 1 10:32
It's fucking awesome. Yeah, maybe I'll do like just like a deep dive, like retelling of it one day. Oh, podcast
Speaker 3 10:39
to hear that. Yes, my gosh, that'd be amazing. Oh, but back to wigs. Oh wow,
Speaker 1 10:46
sorry. No,
Speaker 3 10:47
no, don't be sorry. Um, I I'm the one that like got off on a tangent about Taylor Swift, but wigs. So I have an update on the QVC blowjob lady. Oh,
Speaker 1 11:03
awesome!
Speaker 3 11:04
So apparently she was on Jimmy Fallon and talked about the event. I fuck Jimmy Fallon, so I didn't watch the clip. He loves to have rapists on his show. If you did not know. Look that up.
Speaker 1 11:22
Yeah, I'm not very familiar, but I'm just.
Speaker 3 11:25
Yeah, fuck him. But yeah, she went on there to talk about it, and after that, she decided to release a line of merch. Oh, so I went to her website, tonybratton.com.
Speaker 1 11:44
That's honestly cool name.
Speaker 3 11:46
Yeah, and I didn't look too much into this because honestly, I I don't really care. But her website is all wigs and hair extensions and stuff like that. So I think maybe she was on QVC promoting her own product. I'm not really sure, like her own brand. Yeah,
Speaker 1 12:06
yeah. I assumed. Yeah, she was like selling like a hairspray or something. But I guess a wig, wigs. I guess.
Speaker 3 12:12
Yeah, I thought she was like a QVC employee, but I think maybe it's like her business. Um, so it seems like the only non-hair product on the website are some T-shirts.
Speaker 1 12:27
I just feel like they're going to say "blow job" and just like have hands like ah.
Speaker 3 12:32
So you're half right. They say don't blow it. Oh my god! Oh, and it has not one of her other hands.
Speaker 1 12:39
That's that's awesome. I love that she's just like embracing it. That's that's really honestly smart too because she's not going full Hocktuo with it. Where it's like she's gonna scam. She's like, "Oh, I can make a little bit of money off of this. Get a little exposure from a business and make some. Yeah, make a little extra money off some shirts.
Speaker 3 12:57
That that's cute. That's a positive outlook. I I think I'm a little grumpy today, so sorry everyone. But whenever I saw that, I was just like, "Cool, more shit to go in the landfill. Awesome.
Speaker 1 13:08
Yeah, that's also fair. How? What manufacturer is she using? What kind of labor do they use? How do they resource their
Speaker 3 13:17
kids? Kids, they get five cents a day.
Speaker 1 13:20
Dude, it's so hard, like looking at that stuff because it's just like it's like all these print-on-demand services and stuff. It's like we use like Hanes, and I'm like, where does Hanes get all their stuff from? Where was that made? I don't.
Speaker 3 13:38
Yeah, our friend Jason told me about the show, and I'm blanking on the name right now, but it has Kristen Stewart, and it's basically a show where like she dies, and it's something like I think everybody ends up in hell because how the world is. You can't be like a perfectly
Speaker 1 13:59
Stewart happy place.
Speaker 6 14:01
It's the good place, not the happy place, idiot.
Speaker 1 14:04
The bond, Kristen Bell. Kristen Bell. Yes. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3 14:08
Yeah. Yeah. I think
Speaker 1 14:09
I watched the first like season or two of that show. But yeah, yeah. Spoiler alert. It's like because it's all like they're in heaven and stuff, and she's not shouldn't actually be there because she was kind of like you know little shithead, alcoholic, whatever kind of stuff, and she was in heaven with like someone who was like really really awesome and like optimizing all their like positive choices and stuff. So then she ultimately like felt guilty and stuff, and they were like, "This is the ultimate hell. Is you feeling guilty? But then they were like, "Well, that guy alt doesn't belong here though, because he's like the most moral person in the world. But no matter what he did, he still, you know, you spend money, and that money goes to somewhere you don't intend to, and so it was just like
Speaker 3 14:56
made heaven crumble. Yeah,
Speaker 1 14:58
well, yeah, because it was like basically. Everyone's like running total of like I guess like bad things outweighing good things. Like everyone was just ultimately like just negative, no matter like how much you tried. So it was just like yeah, just kind of like a good show because yeah, kind of touched on that where it's like you can only
Speaker 3 15:19
do so much. Yeah, but yeah, it is maddening to try to navigate it. But these shirts are 100% cotton, so yeah, there you go. Yeah, they're not made of plastic. That's good. If you want one, Jamie, they are 2995. Okay,
Speaker 1 15:37
yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 15:39
For for a medium T-shirt. It feels yeah a touch a touch expensive.
Speaker 1 15:46
We'll have to see if if they're maybe she chose a like sustainability route or like a green eco route, and maybe that's what made the price a little more expensive. But who knows? I vibe with you. I feel the the
Speaker 3 16:00
we don't have any information on the brand or anything, so I don't know. We shall see. But yeah, you can get it in white, baby blue, and black. And she has some like very emo-looking models. So oh my
Speaker 1 16:17
god, they look very
Speaker 3 16:19
serious. Very, probably, yeah, yeah, sure doesn't, but. Blue Job on QVC. She
Speaker 1 16:25
just took the shirtless Abercrombie models and put shirts on them. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 16:31
So I'll see. I'll check back and see if she gets any reviews on these shirts or yeah, you get totally shitty
Speaker 1 16:40
or
Speaker 3 16:41
Yeah, ridiculous.
Speaker 1 16:44
Now, if she collaborated with Sheen on this or something, then I would just be like, "Yeah, fuck that bitch.
Speaker 3 16:48
Yeah,
Speaker 2 16:50
fuck Sheen. Don't trap at Sheen. No, don't, don't doubt.
Speaker 1 16:56
You could easily find million of Sheen things in a thrift store. So just go thrift storent
Speaker 3 17:03
Sheen. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1 17:05
and it's kind of disappointing because a lot of it's I'm like this is the price I would buy it for on Shein. Like who is making these prices at the thrift store?
Speaker 3 17:14
Yeah, but then it's also like, well, it's already made, so do I buy it secondhand so it doesn't end up in the trash. Yeah, it's like one of those things. We're not gonna go to heaven. Only to Holly will be going.
Speaker 1 17:30
But I do have a fun QVC video. Yay! Let's bring the mood up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no. It's me too. I'm just like everything is awful. Everything is awful. Everything is bad when you're part of a team. Let's bring Dolly back
Speaker 3 17:48
to the live. My good stun, Dolly. Okay, let me give you this video. Bring back
Speaker 1 17:55
Dolly. Oh, also R. I. P. Tim Curry. When you bring him back and Oliver Tree,
Speaker 3 18:02
yes,
Speaker 1 18:02
have a little recent back
Speaker 3 18:05
and David Lynch,
Speaker 2 18:06
yes, and Betty Wade, and that's yeah, that's it. We'll stop. We'll cut it off.
Speaker 1 18:12
I kept forgetting that she died too, because like my with Ollie and him, Tony, yeah, yeah, we're yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I was just like, man, well, at least there's Betty White, and I was like, oh wait, no, she did die. But I just got so
Speaker 7 18:28
used
Speaker 1 18:29
to people saying that for so long, like, at least Betty White's not dead.
Speaker 6 18:34
Did you see the difference of this hair? My God, yeah. Look at that. Is that gorgeous? It's beautiful. Now let me look at the back. I am telling you, this hairspray is amazing. Now, do you love my plump and thick? I absolutely. I keep like eight cans at a time. Oh, girl, let me give you a cans. That is good. That one's got it. I fell on my booty. Thank you.
Speaker 7 18:57
And you know what, James? Three times before the show, I said, Nick, you're gonna fall off that set sometime. Oh my gosh, you scared me to
Speaker 8 19:03
death.
Speaker 6 19:04
I stand myself again. Now you know what a real clown I am. Anyway, we'll go back to this. Now watch. We'll pretend this didn't happen.
Speaker 7 19:11
Okay, James. Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 19:14
I thought he said something like, and I fell on my booty. I think he did say that. Yeah, I fell on my booty. I thought like I so first I thought the plump and thick thing was funny. Yeah, so I was laughing at that, and I was like, man, I think I feel like I've seen this guy before, and they fell on his ass, and I was like, yes, okay. I'm sorry
Speaker 3 19:34
if you talked about it early in the podcast. No, if you did, I forgot, and it was new to me. No, yeah, no, I don't,
Speaker 1 19:40
I don't think I did. I think I had talked about like the ones with the ladders. Yeah, I was thinking about that horse one recently. It's like the if you don't know listeners, it's like they're they're QVC selling like a photo printer and it's a giant picture of a butterfly and the guy's just like describing a. Some pointing at it like it was just green screened on there or something. Oh, it was so funny!
Speaker 5 20:06
Look at that horse-the bushy tail, the big teeth, the hooves. Okay, my producer Tara Kitts just told me this isn't a horse; it's a butterfly. Yeah, actually, it may in fact be a moth, but look at what the zoom did. I mean, you can see details in the antenna.
Speaker 3 20:27
Yeah, I wonder if the stage was had a weird film from the hairspray. Like maybe they did a bunch of takes and it just
Speaker 1 20:36
a little practice. Yeah, I was wondering that too. It probably yeah, and he was probably stepping all over the hairspray where he was at by the model. I think the hair looked good, but also felt like you know when uh in the office when Phyllis and Karen go to get makeovers. That's what it made me think of. Yeah. Um. I know you're a new glasses wearer, but I don't know how often you use hairspray. But when you use it, like put your glasses far away because you'll get like little specks everywhere. That makes sense,
Speaker 3 21:13
and they're hard to get off, just like the floor where that poor that nice young man felt the
Speaker 2 21:19
nice young man on his booty,
Speaker 3 21:22
his booty. Um, I do have. This is not. Well, that one wasn't cringe either. But I found someone that was on The Price Is Right that I'm like, I love her. I want to be her friend.
Speaker 1 21:38
I may have saw the video today, and she like she she was was it the girl that said she totaled her car yes yes yes yes yes it's
Speaker 3 21:48
like I fucking love this girl
Speaker 1 21:50
yeah yeah let me watch it again so I whistle at once and I was like she's cute
Speaker 3 21:56
wait she's so
Speaker 1 21:57
relatable it's like if that um what's that meme page? Reductress.
Speaker 3 22:02
Oh yeah, they made like so many of the comments that it sounded. This whole thing seems like an SNL skit, and it kind of does.
Speaker 7 22:11
Lesson plans for travel plans on your trip to the Grand Canyon. Where is that? You can finally say goodbye to the school bus and hello to your brand new car.
Speaker 3 22:33
I love
Speaker 1 22:36
her. I love that she tries to pick the guy up like me when I'm drunk. I can pick all you up. I could give you piggyback rides.
Speaker 3 22:44
I mean, she might have been drunk. She was that fucking like party girl out there fun girl.
Speaker 1 22:51
Yeah, or you know, I'm not. I got genuine vibes from her, but she could. I mean, she could also be one of those like influencers that you know go on like YouTube shows and just whatever, kind of do little stuff. But she, she seemed legit. Yeah,
Speaker 3 23:04
man. But she's like, "Where is that? I'm gonna be fucking honest with you. I was like, "Oh shit, where is the Grand Canyon? Do you know? If you don't, we can pretend that you do. If you don't want
Speaker 1 23:19
to, I know it's somewhere in the um. It's in
Speaker 2 23:23
U
Speaker 1 23:26
Wyoming,
Speaker 2 23:26
Utah.
Speaker 3 23:28
It's in Arizona.
Speaker 1 23:30
Not Wyoming.
Speaker 3 23:31
So I knew it was. Why does that
Speaker 1 23:32
not click for my brain?
Speaker 3 23:34
I knew it was. Well, I'm gonna say to the left on the map. Tell me
Speaker 1 23:39
too. Yeah, like to go last and up a little bit,
Speaker 3 23:42
and I thought there was something with Colorado, but it's like the Colorado River made the Grand Canyon.
Speaker 1 23:49
Ah, like I was gonna say Colorado first. Yeah, like it's not Colorado though. Like it's, I know it's not there. I can think of all the places it's not.
Speaker 3 23:58
Yes, I feel like that is maybe. I mean, I don't want to speak for you, but I could see that being kind of a nightmare destination for both of us. Just thinking about falling into the Grand Canyon,
Speaker 1 24:11
dude. I get so I I get like a lot of kind of videos like that. Like I get these uh Instagram ones. That's that's like a terrifying like reality or terrifying like whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where it's like a style gene similar like falling. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like this father fell, and it's just like whoa, he was dicking around. But I think I saw like a real one more recently because it was like further out, and you can't really see anything because I'm pretty sure they fell off like the other side. But you can hear like the family like screaming and people like yelling and the people recording. Honestly. Sleep. I might have kind of been the same at first. I was like, "Well, that's a dick thing to say, but because they were just like, "That's why you don't like go over there where there's like no rope, or you don't like go where it's like, like you know, not safe. It was their
Speaker 3 25:17
jackass family member. Yeah,
Speaker 1 25:19
yeah. I feel like a lot of people are just like they're just like this is a national monument or special park. Yeah, and they're like everything is safe, and it's like no.
Speaker 3 25:32
I've been on some like pretty basic hikes where I was like, you could really fuck yourself up here. Yeah, this is like a beginner trail, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1 25:43
even like uh by like Pennyback Bridge or whatever the 360 bridge.
Speaker 2 25:47
Oh yeah, there's like a
Speaker 1 25:48
little hiking trail up there, and man, that's like a fucking. I wouldn't recommend that if someone doesn't hike often or something. Um, but yeah, I remember when I was little, uh, I had a childhood friend. This had to be like first or second grade or something, but we were like out in the woods, dicking around. Like we would like one time we we found light bulbs and we're like throwing them at the cement thing we found in the woods.
Speaker 3 26:17
This one's fun. Is this the friend that you had the played in the ditch with
Speaker 1 26:21
no oh because this was in Hawaii, but we so yeah in Hawaii lots of like hills, giant hills and mountainy things and shit, and so yeah we were hike like walking around there, and around her neighborhood was like a fenced off area to fence it from like the dangerous part, and we were climbing on the other side of that, and then she fell. Oh my god! She like when she was like hanging on, and I just remember being like, "Oh my god, if she falls, she's probably gonna die. Like that's like kids, yeah. And looking back as an adult, I'm like, "Huh, that's how that happens with like kids. But like as an adult, I would never be like, "Let me climb over this barrier.
Speaker 3 27:05
Yeah, never.
Speaker 1 27:06
Um, and just like walk out and dick around. So, yeah, we're alive though. Oh man! But yes, no, the Grand Canyon would be a bit of a nightmare destination. I would like to see it, but I don't want. I I would. I would not get close to the edge edges. I feel like I
Speaker 3 27:28
yeah.
Speaker 1 27:30
Even with the railing there, I no.
Speaker 3 27:34
Yeah, I feel like I if I happen to be passing through Arizona, since I know where the Grand Canyon is. It's in Arizona. If I if I was passing through, and we were somehow like it was not out of the way, I would go. But otherwise, I'm not really interested.
Speaker 1 27:53
Yeah, I want
Speaker 3 27:55
to tumble to my death.
Speaker 1 27:56
Yeah,
Speaker 3 27:57
I'm clumsy. Yeah, that's you. I'm either destination for someone.
Speaker 1 28:01
Someone's gonna like forget to put their car and park, and then it's gonna like roll towards me as I'm like, "Oh, look how beautiful that sunset is! That's just gonna fucking knock me off the side, or you know,
Speaker 3 28:15
final destination type of
Speaker 1 28:16
things. And that is not my final destination in any way, shape, Form, no, nope,
Speaker 3 28:22
no. But that chick made me really happy. I liked her. Oh yeah, yeah, she was early. Yeah,
Speaker 1 28:32
yeah, she's springing a little joy during some dark days.
Speaker 3 28:35
Yes, I definitely want to get more game show stuff because I love when people fuck up on game shows. Yeah, like there was a Wheel of Fortune one that I was trying to remember where this guy went to solve the puzzle, and he said like in the butt or something, and like it wasn't even the right amount of letters. So I don't know. It was something like that.
Speaker 1 29:03
Was that the college guy that was on a Tosh Point O about?
Speaker 3 29:07
I don't remember. I
Speaker 1 29:09
feel like that chick would be on Tosh Point O as well. Oh, and the blowjob chick, the blowout blowjob chick. You'd have all those people on.
Speaker 2 29:16
Yeah. Oh man. I feel like there was like a Jeopardy one recently. I'll have to look through my stuff because I love a game show fuck up.
Speaker 1 29:30
There was one where a Ryan, no Ryan Gosling was on there, and oh my yeah, that's what I'm thinking of. It was like he put IDK because he didn't know the answer, but it was was like yes, actually the judges will take that. That's yeah, it was the
Speaker 3 29:47
acronym for whatever. Like that's horn
Speaker 1 29:48
ACL, another word for it or whatever. And
Speaker 3 29:52
that was so awesome.
Speaker 1 29:53
Oh man, what a guy!
Speaker 3 29:57
What a guy!
Speaker 1 30:00
And speaking of what a guy, I have a clip of of OJ that's just kind of
Speaker 3 30:07
the opposite
Speaker 1 30:08
of Ryan Gosling, perhaps. Yes, complete opposite. And I just have it in my just like list of random stuff for the podcast as OJ Simpson wild for this.
Speaker 3 30:19
Oh no.
Speaker 1 30:19
So here,
Speaker 9 30:23
after we finished filming, OJ said to me that he had a surprise for me, and I genuinely was surprised. I think it was his idea of a joke, and this is it.
Speaker 3 30:36
Oh my God!
Speaker 1 30:37
Yeah. So during those noises, he popped out and was making stabbing motions. He had a
Speaker 3 30:45
fake knife or real knife. I'm not sure. He was holding something.
Speaker 1 30:50
Oh shit! You're right. He was actually holding something. I'm just like my brain. I guess just like took that out because I was just like, it's a joke. Of course, he's not fucking holding something that he could hit her with by accident.
Speaker 3 31:04
It's awesome that he's dead. Yes, it
Speaker 3 31:07
is. That is a positive thing for the world. What a bad man!
Speaker 1 31:11
Goodbye, living world.
Speaker 3 31:13
If you're not familiar with OJ, when he was alive. He was on Twitter, and he would always go, "Hello, Twitter world.
Speaker 1 31:26
Hello, Twitter world.
Speaker 3 31:28
So that was a very good callback. Yeah,
Speaker 1 31:31
nothing but net, like that chicken little thing to swish. I do. I like to do swish a lot. It's just like this
Speaker 3 31:36
fun.
Speaker 1 31:37
This is easy. Yeah, easy win. But yeah, fuck O.J. Simpson and hopefully Dolly Parton is just stomping all over him in her beautiful stilettos.
Speaker 2 31:52
I hope so.
Speaker 3 31:58
I forgot how to speak, so
Speaker 1 32:04
that I I I should give you your copy of if I did it before you leave today.
Speaker 3 32:09
Yes. Oh my god. We'll have
Speaker 1 32:12
to maybe add that to the book club sometime.
Speaker 3 32:16
I wonder if he did an audio book recording of it because that just like made
Speaker 1 32:21
me so upset. Just like my,
Speaker 3 32:28
because I could see him being like, people are really gonna want to hear this in my fucking voice.
Speaker 1 32:34
Oh god, fucking kill kill me now, OJ.
Speaker 3 32:41
Oh, oh, um, I did forget. I need to make a post on Instagram. The podcast has five-year anniversary. Oh, yay!
Speaker 1 32:53
Happy anniversary. We'll have to make like a little cake or something, and then post a picture or figure something out like that.
Speaker 3 33:01
Yeah, I was gonna say we haven't forgot about the Tyro book from way back, and I was like, well, it's probably been close to five years. Yeah.
Speaker 1 33:08
Which, speaking about that book, I can't put the audio in here because I don't want her to like get us or whatever. But she did have a song for that book. I don't know if I sent it to you, but um,
Speaker 3 33:22
I think you really both told me about it, and we were gonna save it for when we did the book.
Speaker 1 33:26
Oh, okay, yeah, yeah. It's like you're playing five songs underwater, and two of them are backwards. Oh my god, it's just not good.
Speaker 3 33:35
It did not make you smize. No,
Speaker 1 33:37
no, it made meize. Yeah, it made me doll dracketude it out. Yeah,
Speaker 3 33:44
I can see that. But um, yeah, and hopefully we'll maybe have some merch. Yes, I was thinking about that on the one laughter. We worked with a lovely lady to get some stuff going, and we just need to finalize some things, so be on the lookout.
Speaker 1 34:04
Yeah, it's gonna be sick. Fred Durst pose, and to tie back into the beginning of the podcast, if the manufacturer ends up being something bad that we didn't know in the future. I'm very sorry. Like preemptively, we're trying. We're trying to be as moral as we possibly can.
Speaker 3 34:29
Yes, we're we're trying.
Speaker 1 34:32
And I think this might be a safe assumption. I think we may both have moral OCD. Oh, absolutely. So I think you know, just we're gonna try.
Speaker 3 34:41
Yeah, that that one has been with me since I was a child. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1 34:47
yeah. Anyway, yeah. So be on the lookout for that, and you should follow us in the meantime if you want some updates on that. And we'll be tagging the artist and things like that. Whenever you know, like Alyssa said, we're kind of crossing the T's on some stuff