Join us for some thrifting thrills and sadly…more concert shitting…
Join us for some thrifting thrills and sadly…more concert shitting…
Olivia Rodrigo interview: https://people.com/olivia-rodrigo-smelled-fans-wearing-diapers-at-her-shows-12001592 (article & original interview by Kiss linked in article)
Speaker 1 0:00
Alyssa, Brandon, and I went to Pack South like a long time ago. Oh, this is pre-COVID, where you pooped your pants. Yes, yes, yes. The gaming convention I pooped my pants at, and I remembered. So there's like a bunch of booths set up and stuff with people like you know showing their new games and shit like that. And around that time, there was a game called Hearthstone that had like kind of just came out. It was like Blizzard's card game. Blizzard does like WoW and and Overwatch and stuff. So it was like a a big thing. And so we walked by another like card game booth, and it was like exactly like Hearthstone. And so we just started, like you know, just kind of talking shit about it, like how it's a Hearstone ripoff and stuff. And someone that worked at the booth came up. Oh shit!
Speaker 2 1:12
What did they say?
Speaker 1 1:13
They were just like, they kind of just kind of like went into like, I need to try to sell this mode, and they were just kind of like, well, we're not like her stone because we have this one thing that's different. No shame. So, so, yeah, and I'll explain a little bit more in a second. But welcome to Nervous Laughter Podcast for first birthmost. What? Sorry. Hello. I'm Jamie,
Speaker 2 1:44
and first most I'm Alyssa. That's not how you sounded, but when I tried to say what you said, it came out that way. So well,
Speaker 1 1:53
I think we're just channeling something because Alyssa, I'm going to explain the intro stuff a little bit more for those that are interested, and I, I think, I think, I think something's coming up, princess. Oh, oh, quizzes, princess, hello, princess. I have taken over Jamie's body.
Speaker 2 2:15
Oh my God! Wow! Thank you for joining us. I came
Speaker 3 2:19
to explain for this woman about the difference that was in between this game and Hoofstone at the time.
Speaker 2 2:25
Perfect. Thank you, Concern.
Speaker 3 2:27
The difference was it had a graveyard, which at the time Hoofstone did not have a graveyard. Oh my
Speaker 2 2:35
God! Are you serious? Yes,
Speaker 1 2:37
that was it, and it looked the same in everything, but had a graveyard, so that was the difference. And at the time, I was playing a Magic the Gaveling Kenwyth Commando deck, or maybe I'm sorry, maybe that was a different time. But anyway, I had to, I had to pretend like I was like excited about the graveyard. Oh man! So I was like,
Speaker 4 3:05
oh man!
Speaker 2 3:06
Whoa, what graveyard? Yeah, this
Speaker 1 3:08
is such a game changer. Now it's like all wow, it's like Magic the Gathering. Whoa! I mean, graveyards. I just think are like standard and card games like that. Now I don't know. I don't play them all.
Speaker 2 3:22
I mean, it makes sense to me.
Speaker 1 3:25
But it's just like, but yeah, because like the graveyard's cool because you can like retrieve things and put them back on the battlefield as opposed to it just going away forever.
Speaker 2 3:36
Like corpses, could you put a corpse out there like grave robbing?
Speaker 1 3:41
So there are like zombie decks and stuff. I think her stone has zombies, but yeah, like magic has zombies, and there's black, which is all like you know, oh, like more like morbidity, swampy, steal life. Maybe you lose life to get benefits, and you're getting stuff back out of the graveyard, and Princess, when I played my Kenwyth commando deck, I was I was with weaving things from the graveyard constantly because his waft his waft ability allows you to do that, and I also had a Tainted remedy, so I could let people gain wife, but instead of gaining wife, they would lose it.
Speaker 3 4:30
They would lose life instead.
Speaker 2 4:32
You sound like a really good card player. Thank you.
Speaker 1 4:37
Um, and I haven't played Magic in a hot minute, because just for anyone that's like, how many songs did Magic the Gathering sing? I played a lot in like around 20 tenish, 29. You know what? Every year this
Speaker 2 4:53
happened from 2010 to 2026, which is
Speaker 1 4:57
why it stresses me out because I come out with new shit all the time. Time and it's like I used to play standards, and then you know after. Oh wait, no, sorry, I didn't have a Kinrath Kinrath deck around the time we talked shit about Hearthstone because I I was playing again around COVID time, and then I was like, cool, I'll play Commander, and then I was like, shit, I don't know what any of these cards do with the people I'm playing with. Let me take a 10 minute turn and make this game go five hours. So it's just like oh
Speaker 2 5:29
god, that sounds stressful.
Speaker 1 5:31
Because people like to play commando with like four people. Four, so you're playing gets. You have to weed a lot. Anyway, that's enough of that's enough of that.
Speaker 2 5:42
Where'd your friend go? He was pretty cute.
Speaker 5 5:45
Oh, he just you know ran over some
Speaker 1 5:48
business. He uh you know someone someone was mean to me in Discord, so he he's going to go defend defend my
Speaker 3 5:58
my own.
Speaker 2 5:59
That's very nice.
Speaker 4 6:00
Yes,
Speaker 2 6:00
it's very nice meeting him.
Speaker 3 6:02
Yeah. Yeah. Thank you.
Speaker 2 6:04
So, Jamie, you know I like to thrift. It's one of my hobbies. Just I love looking at weird shit. And recently, I went to a store, and there was a custom pillow that someone had made with their picture on it, and I'll I'll show you a picture. But as I was going to take the picture, I didn't realize there was an employee on the other side putting stuff out, and he saw me like taking the picture, and he was like, "Oh, sorry, and I'm like, "Oh, I'm in
Speaker 1 6:43
the picture.
Speaker 2 6:44
Well, I don't think I actually got him in there, but he saw me like holding up the camera, and then I was like, "I'm sorry, I'm not a fucking creep trying to take a picture of you working.
Speaker 1 6:55
It's for Google reviews.
Speaker 2 6:57
Yeah, people do put weird pictures like that on Google. I'm like, what are you doing?
Speaker 1 7:04
Oh, speaking of, there was a funny one I came across recently. Do you mind if I take a second to? No, not at all. Okay, so this is for a Viking to hell. Yeah, I
Speaker 2 7:15
joined to see.
Speaker 1 7:16
Yeah, just I'll show you, and then I will have you please describe. Um. describe this picture to the listeners.
Speaker 2 7:26
Oh, okay. So, oh, okay. Wow. So that is two people biking. They are facing each other like they're gonna kiss, and one person has their hands on the buns of the other person, and they're both smiling. They're very happy to be in the spike club. Yeah, yeah, definitely. Um, all ass, definitely
Speaker 1 8:01
appropriate name for the club.
Speaker 4 8:03
Yes, that's awesome. But it
Speaker 1 8:06
was yeah, good. You find awesome stuff on yeah,
Speaker 2 8:10
that's great. I haven't ever found one that good. It's usually just like you know a waitress putting down a plate and she's like glaring or like you know, her heads like in a weird way or something. Someone
Speaker 1 8:23
like posing with their food or drink or something, and which
Speaker 2 8:28
reminds me, like, okay, me and my sister have always talked about how our mom will post like the worst fucking pictures of us. It'll just be us, like, well, I mean, we don't really. That hasn't happened in a long time. But like in the past, when we saw her more and stuff, she would just like take a picture, and you know, it'd be like me in the background, but I'm like, I don't know, like, like double chin, like picking something up, or yeah, and it's like the worst possible picture. Like, is that something your family has ever done? I'm just like, why do you fucking hate me?
Speaker 1 9:07
So I mean, I don't. My family never really like posts a lot of stuff on like Facebook and stuff, really. But they definitely just like take pictures just whenever. Oh yeah, it's just like cool.
Speaker 2 9:23
Like when my grandpa died, she put like the worst possible picture of him ever. Don't do him like that. Yeah, he does everybody like that. I guess it's not just me, but
Speaker 4 9:36
oh,
Speaker 2 9:37
but someone that does have a good picture. I sent you the picture of the pillow. Oh, this guy looks like his name would be Kyle or Chad, but I don't know if he didn't like the pillow or he gave it to like a girlfriend or something, and they broke up. I don't know, but it ended up at the thrift store.
Speaker 1 9:56
He looks like he could be like an Austin as well. Yeah. It's 1234, It's five different images of him with like you know the background cut out, and it's like the spot. Okay, I can't really tell in this one where he's like in the grave. He's like leaning back. Is he like sleeping? Like what is going on? I don't know,
Speaker 2 10:15
but I feel like you can kind of see his penis outline that caught my eye a little bit. I
Speaker 1 10:22
was like, "Oh, which I'm sure it was friends that did that. They're like, "Because it's also like him in a Spider-Man suit, and then like you making funny, stupid faces.
Speaker 2 10:32
Does Peter Peter Paco Jamie is is also known as? Oh,
Speaker 1 10:37
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my lady.
Speaker 2 10:40
He's not just Spiderman.
Speaker 1 10:43
Oh, does he have any webbing relatives, or they just-they're just dead?
Speaker 2 10:50
No, Peter. Oh wait, no, Peter's the name for Spider-Man. Come on, get out of here! Get going! It's
Speaker 1 10:59
girl time. Yeah, made
Speaker 2 11:01
you mansplaining fucking Spider Man. Yeah,
Speaker 1 11:03
it's not even what the episode's about.
Speaker 2 11:06
No way! Sorry, I have no. It's okay that
Speaker 1 11:10
they just keep coming in and just explaining things that aren't relative to the podcast. I don't. I don't. It's weird.
Speaker 4 11:17
It's weird. Um,
Speaker 1 11:19
there's also emojis on the pillow. Oh,
Speaker 2 11:21
is it like the cat
Speaker 1 11:25
emoji? Oh shit! Like the sparkle stars. Yeah, I
Speaker 2 11:29
saw the sparkle stars. I didn't see the cat. Interesting. Yeah, good
Speaker 1 11:35
friends.
Speaker 6 11:37
Well, I don't know. It was a dessert store.
Speaker 1 11:40
Yeah, I guess if my like vajine outline was like on a pillow at the thrift store, I'd be like, "Fucking guys,
Speaker 2 11:50
damn it! But also, like, I mean, I don't know, but yeah, that could be reused. But also, it has someone specific space on it, like
Speaker 3 12:02
yeah.
Speaker 2 12:02
In my mind, I'm like, I don't know, make it into like a rag or something. Like, is anybody gonna buy that, or is it just gonna get thrown away? I guess if you
Speaker 1 12:11
buy it, you could get some like fabric scrap and just like make it a new pillow. True, but that'd be so funny if like you donated that pillow, then someone like like took out.
Speaker 2 12:23
That's a good point.
Speaker 1 12:25
Or you know, you can make it like a little flap. You open on the pillow, and it's like you see
Speaker 2 12:29
Kyle slash Chad. Yeah, whenever you yeah,
Speaker 1 12:32
then just button it back when you're when you're done with it. Peekaboo, cute, yeah. Peekaboo pillow. Sorry, I just like
Speaker 4 12:39
we could be merch one day.
Speaker 2 12:43
That would be awesome.
Speaker 1 12:45
Sorry, I didn't mean to drop your next thing.
Speaker 2 12:47
I just it reminds me of like a teletubby stomach. Like you could have like that thick layer of plastic, but yeah,
Speaker 1 12:55
yeah, and I like that because sometimes I'm like, I don't always want like a yeah thing like that on display. So
Speaker 2 13:00
you could do different holidays. It could be us, like in Santa hat. Oh yeah, like a turkey beak.
Speaker 1 13:06
Make different gowns that go with it.
Speaker 2 13:09
That's an excellent marketing idea. Yes,
Speaker 1 13:11
yeah, TM. Hell yeah, don't
Speaker 2 13:15
take it. Um, another trademarked item. So I was looking at this book, and a fucking thing for gray poupon fell out. And this is definitely like from the early '90s, I would say. And I'll post a picture. But as a child, did you think gray poupon was fancy?
Speaker 1 13:40
Um, I think I did, but also I never really like ate it. I guess because I wasn't like a must-have gal. But um, yeah, we only had uh like broaches or whatever in our house.
Speaker 2 13:55
Yeah, we never had it either. But I think that I thought it was fancy because there's a limo in the commercial. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 14:04
You have any grip on?
Speaker 2 14:06
Yeah, I mean that commercial was so big, like they parodied it in Wayne's World, and so but it
Speaker 1 14:12
worked. People thought it was fancy for the children.
Speaker 2 14:15
Hell yeah! Like that's high dollar mustard. Yeah,
Speaker 1 14:19
boomers are probably like, "Why did I think it's fancy? You told us it was. There's a
Speaker 2 14:26
fucking limo, and then there was that ice cream. I think it was called like Viennetta or something, and I think it was basically like I can't remember because we never had it, but maybe like an ice cream cake or something that you would get in the freezer section, but in the commercial, it was like on like crystal, like shiny stuff. So that was another thing. I was like, "Oh, that's what the rich
Speaker 4 14:51
eat! Like
Speaker 1 14:51
they do with fancy feet. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2 14:54
it's like that.
Speaker 3 14:55
The finest.
Speaker 6 14:56
Yeah. Oh
Speaker 1 14:58
man. I think we talked about this before, not on the podcast, but um, I used to think that um, pimento cheese was fancy.
Speaker 2 15:07
Oh, because it came in that little jar.
Speaker 1 15:10
Yeah, or you know, it was like a pre-made, like mixed thing, like a deli item. It makes sense. So it was like, wow, it's a pre-made like deli item, like a pasta salad, which I don't know. Maybe I thought like pasta salad and stuff was. I guess I thought most deli items were like seasoned or like specialty.
Speaker 2 15:31
Yeah, we never got stuff from like behind the deli counter. Yeah, so I get we had like Oscar Mayer lunch meat and like stuff like that that was already like in the package and whatever. So no, yeah, I get you.
Speaker 1 15:45
Like, oh, it's fancy. It's fresh food. It's not spam. R. I. P. Grandpa who designed the spam cam.
Speaker 2 15:53
R. I. P.
Speaker 4 15:54
R. I. P. Um, but like, uh,
Speaker 1 16:01
sorry, I was trying to think if there was like a bit I could interject there with the character, but I don't know how to explain puathes meets. Oh well, actually, princess deli meats are also
Speaker 2 16:16
puasused. What? Tell me more. Yes,
Speaker 1 16:18
princess. The get out of here, get out!
Speaker 2 16:22
Oh, I mean, I kind of wanted to hear about the processed meat, but that's okay.
Speaker 4 16:25
You know, I just he
Speaker 2 16:26
I'll read about it later.
Speaker 1 16:28
He thinks he knows a lot about processed meats, but it doesn't. So that's the one thing I have to cut him off at.
Speaker 2 16:33
Fair, like
Speaker 1 16:33
early because he doesn't. He knows nothing about it. He's an idiot,
Speaker 2 16:38
and I think it's just basically like a bunch of pig assholes and stuff a lot of the time. So who cares? Hot, yum! Oh my god, Matthew's in New York right now, and he sent a picture of like the world's biggest hot dog. It's on tour in New York right now. Is it like a is it a like a live hot dog? Sorry, it's like a like a is it like a food hot dog or is it like a statue? Yeah, it's like a statue, and it has like a fucking little like statue of Liberty like standing on top of it, like the American flag. Hell yeah!
Speaker 1 17:16
What a time to visit, dude! I left
Speaker 4 17:19
home. Did he
Speaker 1 17:20
plan that or
Speaker 2 17:21
no? It just happened, but man, that's fucking awesome.
Speaker 1 17:26
Lucky,
Speaker 2 17:28
very lucky. And speaking of hot dogs, this ties in with like a little thing I read in this book. Because okay, so modern day we're sending memes to each other. This book, I think, is from the early '90s, and it's just like talking about different little things you can do day to day that, like, make yourself feel happier or whatever. I just thought it would be interesting to read. And here it says, "My husband keeps in touch with people from all over the world by sending clippings from newspapers and magazines. Brown's clip service is a sustaining daily ritual for Peter. If you read something in the newspaper that triggers you to think of a friend, clip it and put it on your desk and send on with a note. I'm like, oh, that's like the moms of the '90s. That
Speaker 1 18:22
is, that's adorable. It's so much more accessible now,
Speaker 2 18:27
though. Yeah, true. It takes like two seconds, whereas back then you're like, okay, let me find scissors, clip it, find a fucking stamp for me. It
Speaker 1 18:35
has less meaning than it used to. Now we just meme without purpose.
Speaker 2 18:42
It's true, we're memeing left and right. One other thing, kind of related to thrift stuff. There's this guy that will pop up on my Instagram, and I'll have to get his name, and we can put it in here. But he just talks about random stuff, and he was talking about this phenomenon. I can't ever phenomenon. Phenomenon.
Speaker 4 19:12
I
Speaker 2 19:13
can never say that word confidently. You made
Speaker 1 19:15
me want to say it different. My brain like couldn't get it. I think when I read it,
Speaker 2 19:19
my brain is just like phenomena, phenomenon, phenomenon.
Speaker 1 19:23
My brain's always like phenomena. I'm just like fucking stop. That is so funny because,
Speaker 2 19:30
like, I think that too. I think it's a little song. Yeah, but he was singing the phenomenon song about. There's a thing I guess that was popular on Reddit, and I had never seen it. But people will take pictures. I guess it's a really common thing for like a garage sale sign or a yard sale. People will write yard sard, and that's a common occurrence. And it's like that's
Speaker 1 19:58
sard
Speaker 2 19:59
instead of. Sale,
Speaker 4 20:00
but like S A R D,
Speaker 2 20:03
yeah.
Speaker 1 20:04
Like how though?
Speaker 2 20:06
So I found out there's a lot of different things with like brain mechanics and like how your brain functions that lead to why this is a common mistake. Interesting,
Speaker 3 20:20
yeah, yeah, it's
Speaker 2 20:22
really weird. So one person says that, okay, so you're making a yard sale sign. You're not writing it just in thin letters. You want people to be able to see
Speaker 4 20:34
it.
Speaker 2 20:35
So usually people are doing like block letters to do it. And somebody said that if you're writing like in these blocky, repetitive letters, then it causes your brain to treat the word like shapes rather than letters.
Speaker 4 20:52
So if you've already written
Speaker 2 20:54
yard and it's close enough with sail, then your brain is just like, oh, I just need to like make the same shape again.
Speaker 1 21:02
Ah, interesting. That's cool. I like that.
Speaker 2 21:07
I thought it was really interesting. And then there's a couple other things. All these people on Reddit were like, "Oh, it's because this and this and this. And there's like, I guess, like psychological reasons that it happens, and then it's also like there can be errors in your brain with like copying something down, but also errors in your brain with like how you see letters if they're too similar. And I was like, that is so weird.
Speaker 1 21:37
Yeah, yeah. Like I know that like if it starts and ends with the same letter, your brain can pretty much like, or no, I'm sorry. If you a words, yeah, as long as like the first and the last letter are like the same, same, and the the middle is like misspelled, your brain just like
Speaker 2 21:52
yeah figures
Speaker 1 21:53
it out. It fucking
Speaker 2 21:54
auto corrects it.
Speaker 1 21:57
Brains are wild, and
Speaker 2 21:59
then some people were saying that instead of yard sale, sometimes people will fuck it up as Yale sale.
Speaker 1 22:08
Yale sale,
Speaker 2 22:14
but yeah, it's really interesting. That's
Speaker 1 22:17
funny. For some reason, I just feel like I wouldn't make that mistake, but I just like I don't know. It's probably easier than I think to make it. But I used to fuck around with like making block letters like a lot, like dissolved tools. So I'm just like, maybe I have a leg up.
Speaker 2 22:33
Maybe so. But yeah, it's a common thing. I mean, I had seen pictures that people have posted of just like different misspellings. Like sometimes people spell garage really weird, or
Speaker 1 22:48
oh, vacuum gets me all the time. Oh
Speaker 2 22:50
yeah, yeah, yeah. Something like that. It'll be on signs, but I guess like yardsard specifically is a very common one.
Speaker 1 22:57
Oh, that's that's cool. I like that. Yeah.
Speaker 2 23:00
And if you're interested, there's a whole thing on Reddit where you can go, and people are just posting different yardsard signs that they run across in the wild. So be on the lookout.
Speaker 1 23:11
It's funny to me that it just like your brain doesn't even like fix it after it's done. You know, like it's just like that's my sign. It's correct, and it just never like notices that it's wrong. That's kind of weird.
Speaker 2 23:24
Yeah, because like you said, with some with some things, it'll just kind of like autocorrect it. But yeah, but stuff like that that you're like, oh, there's not that many letters on the sign. Why did I not catch it? But yeah, I definitely find myself doing that, where I just like see things as I don't know, just an image, but don't really look at the details.
Speaker 1 23:51
Yeah, yeah, I think I get like kind of what you're saying. Tell me if this is example is wrong or off or not, but like I don't know. Like I remember one time at Walmart, there was like the frozen section, so it was like a scoop of ice cream on the sign. But I was like, "That's mashed potatoes. And then I got like closer. I was like, "Oh, it's fucking ice cream. But my brain was just like, I don't know, it didn't care enough really, and was just like, "We don't need to process it that deep.
Speaker 2 24:18
Exactly. Yeah, or just like driving around, sometimes it's like, oh, I've seen this post office a million times, but then I go again. I'm like, oh, I didn't know that this fence was there, but like it's been there the whole time.
Speaker 1 24:36
Yeah, that happens all the time. Or yeah, just yeah, that happened the other day with like a building, and Brandon was like, "Is that always been there? Or like, "Oh, that's a new building. I'm like, "Nope, that's always been there.
Speaker 2 24:47
Yeah, we do that with each other too. Like, oh,
Speaker 1 24:50
like I didn't notice it until like five months ago, but yeah,
Speaker 2 24:53
crazy. Um, well, now I'm gonna. Kind of jump topics. Oh, I guess you could buy stickers at a yardsard if you wanted to. So I am a big fan. Oh no, I almost exposed it as well. I saw the other sticker earlier. Okay, we traded, so Jamie gets to open a new sticker. You get a
Speaker 1 25:24
surprise.
Speaker 2 25:24
Yes, but I've been recently obsessed with like the sticker machines where you put in the 50 cents and you push it in, and then when you pull it out, you know it gives you a little cardboard envelope, and then you get a surprise sticker. And I also want to say I was telling Jamie that I feel like this is kind of like a recession hobby because like it's something I can do for 50 cents, but also the fucking stickers are recession proof. I mean these have been 50 cents since I was a kid. Yeah, well I was trying to remember if I
Speaker 1 26:00
had gotten them for like a quarter, but yeah, 50 cents.
Speaker 2 26:02
Yeah, I feel like they were 50 cents. So this is like the Arizona iced tea of little treats. I mean, it's the
Speaker 1 26:09
Costco hot dog.
Speaker 2 26:10
Yes, it is staying consistent, and I really appreciate it. But these caught my eye because they are all little butts, and it's butts in different forms. And since we've been talking about poop, then yeah. So would you like to open your
Speaker 4 26:28
butts?
Speaker 1 26:31
Oh my god! Which one? This is so cute. It's a fries and a chicken nugget. My little mystery has butts. I don't remember that one in the picture. Hell yeah! And it's supposed to be McDonald's. They don't say it, but they apply it.
Speaker 2 26:48
Nice legally. Oh yeah, I forgot to add. When I was going in to get these, this lady saw me walking towards the stickers, and I guess she worked at the store, and she was like, "Are you getting the butt stickers? I was like, yes.
Speaker 1 27:03
Like double horse product. Is that the 50 cent dollar store butt sticker? Yeah, yeah, it
Speaker 2 27:13
is. And then she was like, oh, I got a couple of them because I was trying to get the specific one, and she was looking in her backpack because she was gonna give them to me.
Speaker 1 27:20
Oh,
Speaker 2 27:21
and then she was like, "Well, if you can come back tomorrow, like I'll find them and I'll bring them for you. So yes, I'm gonna try to go back and see what other butt stickers we get. Awesome, but I'm gonna open mine. Oh my god, I love the. Well, well, I guess
Speaker 1 27:37
well, Zachary is what I think of, but I guess it's like a shake, yeah,
Speaker 2 27:42
like a little milkshake, and it has a fucking butt. Oh, the cherry is a butt too. Oh, really? I got double butts. Wow, that is
Speaker 3 27:54
so cute.
Speaker 2 27:55
I'm really happy with this. There's a Christmas tree. I really want That one. So
Speaker 1 28:03
butts on things. There's 1010, of the series.
Speaker 2 28:08
Brian Cook art.
Speaker 1 28:10
You go, Brian Cook art. Cling coco.
Speaker 2 28:17
You go, Brian Cook Cook. But speaking of butts,
Speaker 4 28:25
butts make poop
Speaker 2 28:28
comes out of butts, and you have yeah something.
Speaker 1 28:32
I was telling a friend over the weekend about the recent pool biocontamination across the street, and it was just funny to me because his instant response was just like, "That happens all the time. What? I guess in their neighborhood area, their public pools constantly get shit in.
Speaker 4 29:02
What? Oh my god!
Speaker 1 29:06
He said that. I can't remember how many houses the pool is like four, but it's like a shit ton of houses. It's a literally shit
Speaker 2 29:15
ton in the pool.
Speaker 1 29:17
So, so yeah. I mean, it was just kind of like a normal thing where they're at. I
Speaker 2 29:24
what? I
Speaker 1 29:25
don't know if like I guess our area is just like substantially less people. Maybe theirs has more kids. Ours was caused by like an adult though. So like, I just
Speaker 2 29:37
are they in Austin? I don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 1 29:38
they're uh actually not far from here. They're in. Oh, okay.
Speaker 2 29:44
Leander.
Speaker 1 29:44
Yes, Leander.
Speaker 2 29:46
Oh my God, that's scary. Because I'm glad. I mean, Leander's the next town over for me. So, like, I don't want those shitters to come up here.
Speaker 1 29:57
It's gonna come down south.
Speaker 2 30:00
Oh my God!
Speaker 1 30:01
Come through the river. Do not come to
Speaker 2 30:04
the YMCA. People from Leander come there too, or come to my YMCA.
Speaker 1 30:11
Oh no! And I said he was talking about doing swimming classes for him and his family. Oh! And they're like, "Well, we might wait until we go back to you know this other country for a little bit, and I was like, "Yo, YMCA does classes for children and adults. Well,
Speaker 2 30:32
that's okay as long as
Speaker 1 30:33
they don't. He's not yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 30:35
As long as he's not shitting, and I mean, you know, the saying literally is "shit happens, but
Speaker 3 30:42
yep, you know,
Speaker 1 30:45
falls down creek.
Speaker 2 30:48
Yes, it does.
Speaker 1 30:50
I I I feel like I'm so close to the saying. Shit rolls
Speaker 3 30:55
downhill.
Speaker 2 30:56
Yes, I thought there was something about a stream too, but
Speaker 4 31:00
piss goes down street. Shit goes whatever goes down. Pee pee poo
Speaker 2 31:07
poo in water. Pee
Speaker 1 31:08
poo poo water syndrome
Speaker 4 31:11
syndrome.
Speaker 2 31:13
Exactly.
Speaker 1 31:15
Sorry, can I have a second just to go? What that is? Because I'm gonna go crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 2 31:21
I don't know. It's probably just one of those like some kind of southern like whatever phrase thing. Oh man, I heard a good one recently that I was like, I gotta remember that. Oh, somebody online said this. It was like, I'll wait till you're done drinking. It was like, man, it could be rain and titties, and I'd look up and catch a dick. That is so fucking good, and it's so weird because it'll just be like your fucking uncle or somebody will just randomly say something like that, like so casual, and you're like, "What the fuck?
Speaker 1 32:08
Like what? It's just the same. Everybody knows it. Everybody does. It could be raining
Speaker 2 32:14
titties. Then I'd look up and catch a dick. What do you mean? I was up
Speaker 1 32:17
and get fucking smacked with a dick. Oh yeah, my um, my dad's girlfriend says, "You gotta gotta wrestle the gator that's closest to the boat.
Speaker 2 32:32
I have not heard that one.
Speaker 1 32:35
Just like you know, I
Speaker 2 32:36
mean, tackle the easy things first. Well, just
Speaker 1 32:38
the the I guess like the most approaching problem, or you know the thing that's like closest, and then you know that makes sense. It's like honestly, true. Good tackle that gator. Good one, yeah. Rassle that gator, yeah, wrastle that gator, absorb that gator.
Speaker 2 32:55
Whoa, a gator and a zorb would be crazy, dude.
Speaker 1 32:59
Yeah, that would be animal cruelty.
Speaker 2 33:00
That would be. You're right. Let's
Speaker 1 33:02
do it to humans. Yes.
Speaker 2 33:03
Yes. Um. So I have one other poop thing. I know we've been on poop a lot, but this. Yeah. I was like, this is fucking wild. So I originally thought it was a bamboozled corner, and I was kind of hoping that it was for the sake of the people in the story. But I looked it up, and multiple news sources reported on it.
Speaker 1 33:32
Ooh, I'm scared. I'm excited.
Speaker 2 33:34
So this is from the Otego Daily Times. I did. This is somewhere. I want to say it's like Australia or New Zealand, somewhere in a different place. I don't remember
Speaker 1 33:52
somewhere where they say no, like narr.
Speaker 2 33:55
I think so. I mean, they say like nappies instead of diapers. So wherever the
Speaker 1 34:00
kitchen nappies. Whoa, that almost went Irish. I don't know. Almost stop.
Speaker 2 34:08
So the article is called "It Was Feral: Pooh in the Mosh Pit Leads to Tears, Vomit, and Chaos" by John Lewis, july 26, 2026. So this just happened on at the time of this recording on Sunday.
Speaker 1 34:29
Ah, I feel like it's like dear diary
Speaker 3 34:35
today in the pit. Check out diary. It was really bad
Speaker 2 34:40
today. So I'm just gonna read this article, and then they got some random quotes from people just because this article is perfectly written. Thank you, John Lewis. It started with a faint aroma in the air.
Speaker 4 35:00
Oh,
Speaker 2 35:01
the devil skin concert goers struggled to define it first.
Speaker 1 35:05
The devil skinned,
Speaker 2 35:07
devil skin. So I think they're metal. Well, yeah, they're metallic sugars. What's a hesher?
Speaker 1 35:15
Oh, it's just like old slang for like
Speaker 4 35:19
rocker.
Speaker 2 35:20
Oh,
Speaker 3 35:20
like
Speaker 2 35:22
man, I feel like a fucking poser, not knowing what that is.
Speaker 1 35:25
I don't think it's like a common term. There's a movie called Tasher. It's like a dark comedy kind of thing. It's really good. I recommend it. Natalie Portman's in it too. But yeah, it was the so like I learned it from that, and I was like, "Mom, do you know what what's a hasher? And she was like, "Oh my God, how do you know what that is? It was harder to find whenever I googled it. It didn't seem like it was like as common as a term. So, one of the the lost words that we're bringing back.
Speaker 2 35:59
Yes, bringing it back. So we have the faint aroma. That's hard to define. Then, when those in the mosh pit discovered their feet were sticky because someone had defecated on the dance floor at the University of Otago's Union Hall, the metal band concert descended into chaos, and people started vomiting.
Speaker 4 36:27
Oh, for no, you know that
Speaker 1 36:29
triggers other vomits and just because man, man, this is what that other concert could have been like if the person didn't call it at the time. Why are people just shitting at concerts?
Speaker 2 36:41
There's some speculation at the end of the article.
Speaker 4 36:44
Oh,
Speaker 2 36:46
a concert goer who declined to be named said the incident happened halfway through Devilskin's set.
Speaker 1 36:55
Oh, that's the band.
Speaker 2 36:57
Oh yes, sorry. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1 36:59
okay. I was like, that's an interesting like phrase. Oh, that's
Speaker 2 37:03
where you go. Okay, I see. Sorry. Yeah, I was like, oh, they
Speaker 4 37:06
dressed like, like,
Speaker 2 37:09
oh, that was
Speaker 1 37:11
like devil worshippers because that was a kiss. Gotta get my devil
Speaker 2 37:16
skin on. I'm going to a fucking show. Going
Speaker 4 37:19
to a concert. Going to the going to the Fall Out Boy concert. Get my devil skin on
Speaker 6 37:27
Fall Out Boy.
Speaker 3 37:28
How many or how many albums does Devil Skin have? I don't know. Get him out of here! Get him out of here! Boo!
Speaker 4 37:37
Boo!
Speaker 1 37:38
Ah, fuck
Speaker 3 37:39
that guy.
Speaker 2 37:40
To be fair, I literally don't know any songs by Devil Skin. I'll just put that out there now. It was a rock concert, so there was a lot of jumping, and eventually someone must have like looked down and noticed that there was a huge mess of shit just completely spread in the mosh pit, like all over the floor, it's on people's feet. People are wearing skirt, and shit is up their legs and stuff. And then one girl went bleh, just vomited on the shit. And then everyone else starts vomiting. Oh my god! It's like the fucking Woodstock thing that you mentioned a while back, where everybody's just like gallivanting, thinking they're playing in the mud, and it's fucking turds. But this was inside, so you couldn't even make that mistake.
Speaker 3 38:42
Oh yeah,
Speaker 1 38:42
and like all that smell just in like warmth had to just like emanate in that spot. Ew, and everyone's like sweaty body
Speaker 4 38:53
place. Gross. This is a
Speaker 2 38:55
bad scenario. It
Speaker 1 38:57
just it made me think, just like somebody call 911, cause Shari's fucking shitting on the dance floor. I
Speaker 2 39:09
mean, with all the people, these people might need fluids. You know? Yeah, yeah. I found that
Speaker 3 39:16
at a concert before. Oh,
Speaker 2 39:17
really?
Speaker 3 39:18
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 39:19
What happened?
Speaker 1 39:20
This was when I was like a teenager, but like, I think I just got like really, really hot, like because I remember I ate before, so I was like, you know, I want to be, I want to be good and healthy to be able to sustain through the show, get your
Speaker 2 39:37
devil skin on, yeah,
Speaker 1 39:38
and so yeah, I felt like prepared, but yeah, I don't know. I guess I just got like too hot. Shit. I guess I know short people feel the struggle, but yeah, when you're in a crowd and you're short, it fucking sucks to get all the like warm air that you're breathing in. What
Speaker 2 39:53
concert was it?
Speaker 1 39:53
It was a. I think it was a.
Speaker 2 39:57
I can't wait to hear. I mean, it's
Speaker 1 39:59
not like. Crazy! It was like so back in Mississippi. There's a radio station called WCPR Rocks, and yes, it was a during. I think it was during a CPR fest. It just like one of their little like. So it was usually like I don't know, like three doors down, and like just other kind of like shitty pants.
Speaker 2 40:22
Like, will you still call me Superman? You're like Instagram.
Speaker 1 40:28
It'd be a great music video. Oh, or it might have been. It might have been when corn came through.
Speaker 2 40:41
I mean, I had a big crush on Jonathan Davis back then, so maybe I would have fake it as well. I don't know.
Speaker 1 40:48
My mom has a huge crush on Jonathan
Speaker 2 40:50
Davis. I can't remember if I sent it to you, but there's a video of him singing "Freak on a Leash" with an orchestra. Yes, yes, because I had
Speaker 1 41:00
sent that to her too. I saw it before he sent it and sent it. And when I saw it, I was like,
Speaker 2 41:05
"Yeah, yeah, it's so good. Yeah, it
Speaker 1 41:07
is. Yeah, I like him.
Speaker 6 41:09
Hell yeah. Um, a little bit more about the turds. So our observer a bit.
Speaker 1 41:19
Oh, just a little bit more about the turds, which has made me laugh.
Speaker 2 41:22
So the observer that John interviewed said she saw the turd on the dance floor before it got stepped on and described it as huge. It was huge, like massive. I haven't seen one that big, or
Speaker 1 41:41
like my like my nephew would say. That's a diesel poop,
Speaker 2 41:46
dude.
Speaker 1 41:47
When he was little, you know, just diesel trucks bigger than
Speaker 2 41:51
yeah
Speaker 1 41:51
regular trucks. So big poop equal
Speaker 4 41:54
diesel. Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 41:55
I mean, this lady said she thought it was some guy's shoe. It was so big. Oh my god! So this is a diesel shit.
Speaker 1 42:03
Whoa! It's like too big to be identified properly. Wow, that's um, that's crazy. It's just it's a it's a UFO. It's an unidentified floor object. Yeah, that was such a bad joke. I'm sorry. I mean, it is.
Speaker 2 42:23
I don't know if it was dark in there, like
Speaker 6 42:28
ah.
Speaker 2 42:30
But also, if it's that big, how do you just like fucking give birth to that in the middle of a crowd? You know?
Speaker 1 42:37
Yeah, without like substantial effort.
Speaker 2 42:40
Yeah, you know, actually, I do have kind of an answer. Um, before I get to the answer, the person was quoted as saying, "Everybody was just bawling their eyes out. They got hysterical. There was a lady with vomit in her hair and shit on her legs, and just crying, crying, crying, it makes you think: were they just wasted, or should they be in nappies?
Speaker 1 43:10
Oh, maybe, maybe when you're served like your fourth drink at a bar, they just like require you to wear
Speaker 3 43:19
a nap, a nappy.
Speaker 2 43:20
I mean, but it might be a good idea because apparently concert shitting is like really on the rise lately. I don't know what's up
Speaker 1 43:30
with that concert shitting and fucking pool shitting. Oh man, maybe it's just the summer. I don't know. It's just getting hot.
Speaker 2 43:36
Humble brag, but I'm gonna go see Weird Al in September. But I hope there's not shit there. Yeah,
Speaker 1 43:42
hopefully people are adults. I don't know. I mean, you don't even have to be an adult to not poop your pants. I don't. I don't know. I don't understand.
Speaker 2 43:55
It could come for any of us. But the person in the article said that the police managed to track down a middle-aged man, which like the fucking offender in your pool was a man too. But didn't they say it was like a younger man? I can't. Or did they specify? I don't
Speaker 1 44:13
think they special specified age. I think they just said like older, like adult, adult. What
Speaker 2 44:19
if that guy fucking went on a trip to wherever this is, and he's doing this now. The
Speaker 1 44:27
perpetrator, like it's a national. He's a serial
Speaker 2 44:31
killer, but
Speaker 1 44:32
serial pooper. Yes,
Speaker 6 44:33
this
Speaker 2 44:36
is bad. So he is middle aged. That's what we know, and after he was identified by some concert, or afterwards he was identified by some concert goers who witnessed him shaking quote the log out of his trouser leg in the mosh pit.
Speaker 1 44:57
Man, reckless pooping! What the fuck?
Speaker 4 45:00
Dude, people are just like I don't want to miss it. What,
Speaker 3 45:04
like,
Speaker 2 45:04
and like if you did shit your pants, which like unfortunately that's gonna happen to all of us. Just try to keep it in your pants until you go to the bathroom or get out of the way. Like, why are you trying to shake it out?
Speaker 1 45:19
Yeah, I don't understand. Like, you don't
Speaker 2 45:21
want it on you, but
Speaker 1 45:22
yeah, a
Speaker 2 45:23
stranger really doesn't. I'd be
Speaker 3 45:24
like hunchback, like yeah, and you got like
Speaker 1 45:27
your butt. You're trying to like, I don't know, make your butt defy gravity or something. It'll be like just like oh, I gotta keep it. I gotta keep it all cramped together.
Speaker 2 45:37
It'll be like Jimothy the raccoon. I feel like he exactly. That's why I'd be like going to the bathroom. That's what
Speaker 1 45:45
I would look like.
Speaker 6 45:46
Yeah, yeah. So be careful out there. Yeah.
Speaker 1 45:55
Olivia Rodrigo said that people come in diapers to her show, and she can smell it. Let me see if I can like pull up the interview segment.
Speaker 7 46:08
I have been to certain concerts and certain festivals where people wear diapers so that they can be front row of the show, and that's been an experience as a performer that I've smelled. That is insane behavior. It's also like like the ball drop in New York for for like New Year's Eve. Everyone is wearing diapers. They sit there all day.
Speaker 8 46:29
You'll be pranking us.
Speaker 7 46:30
No, that's a thing. I think about it kind of often. I get to be speechless. Yeah, that is crazy.
Speaker 1 46:36
Yeah. So it's just I don't know. I don't. I don't know if I've ever been like that excited or passionate about something, or maybe I've just been taught differently.
Speaker 2 46:49
Yeah, I I feel like these, you know, plenty of adults have like incontinence issues and like that's their normal and whatever, but I feel like those people are responsible. You know, they have like their routine down. They know like these are the supplies I need. It sounds like these motherfuckers are just like, oh yeah, I'm gonna be at Times Square all day. Yeah, I think I just need like one diaper, and they're like fucking filling it to the absolute max. Like, not. I mean, I guess if I was gonna do this, which I would not, I would probably do like a test run, and I'd be like, okay, it's a Saturday at home. I'm gonna see how many times I can piss in this diaper before I go out in the world. That's
Speaker 3 47:37
actually a good idea.
Speaker 2 47:38
Exactly. Thank you. But yeah, these people are just willy nilly like putting a lot of trust. It sounds like yeah. I mean, you got to change these things. I mean,
Speaker 1 47:49
because yeah, it's crazy to me. A diaper isn't supposed to be used for like you to be able to just instantly infinitely shit. It's in case you can't get to a path of. I don't know. I would. I I would bring like a little tent to just like cut, like just a. I don't know. Maybe I just bring a blanket to just put over myself while I take a shit in a like, like a you know smell proof bag or something. I don't know. I just I don't. I'd be so scared of like getting infections if I just sat there and like pissed on myself and shit on myself,
Speaker 3 48:26
poo poo pee pee vagina,
Speaker 2 48:27
dude. No peepee vagina for sure. I mean, like
Speaker 1 48:32
went to the Olivia Rodrigo concert and all I got was this poo poo pee pee vagina. All I
Speaker 2 48:41
got was this gnarly infection.
Speaker 1 48:44
This also reminded me. Um, I don't know if you've seen this video. It's like a popular one. It was like this kid playing Fortnite, and he like wouldn't get off, and his mom's like, "You're stopping! You're shitting yourself! Have you seen that? It's so
Speaker 3 49:00
funny. Oh, go. to the bathroom! You're shitting yourself. Not yet. Go to the bathroom. You're shitting yourself. Not yet.
Speaker 2 49:11
Man, that's gonna be my plan if I ever run across somebody with meta glasses, just like being a fucking weirdo.
Speaker 1 49:18
Why do you smell like shit? Oh my god!
Speaker 2 49:21
getting your pants right now.
Speaker 1 49:27
I should think of more funny stuff to do.
Speaker 2 49:31
I've seen people posting like different tips. Like if you see somebody wearing meta glasses, do this. Like one person said to start playing Disney music because I guess Disney is really good at combing the internet for copyright. So, like, if they post that video, or they won't be able to post it, or if they're taken down, yeah, yeah, that's funny. Yeah, fuck those glasses. It's crazy invasion of privacy, and apparently. Can just like look at a woman and get her addressed really easily. They're really fucked up. They should be legal.
Speaker 1 50:08
I was like, oh, people are just using to record, take pictures, ask
Speaker 4 50:11
for
Speaker 6 50:12
well, men of course nefarious reasons. Yeah. Sorry, this
Speaker 1 50:19
made me think of all the police force stuff, where it's like, why'd you join the police force to to make a difference? Why'd you join the police force to make a difference and stalk my ex girlfriend? Put down the line, and it's like to stalk my ex girlfriend. Yes. Oh yeah, and yeah, there's all the flock camera shit, which is relevant to the police thing, and I don't know. I'm just, I hate it. Surveillance state. Damn it! You know what? Throw shit at flock cameras. Like if you if you want to poop in public, throw it at a flock camera. Unless that would be a crime. Then don't do it, and we didn't tell you to do it. Or
Speaker 2 51:04
wear that makeup that makes it so it's hard for your face to be recognized, and then throw the shadow.
Speaker 1 51:10
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Then you have to worry about your fucking like license plates and
Speaker 2 51:15
true. There are groups that are doing stuff like that. If anyone is interested, you can find other groups of people that are doing damage to flat cameras.
Speaker 1 51:27
Yeah, I saw some various pictures of of them on the ground destroyed, and I'm like, cool. Maybe they'll stop doing this bullshit. Everything sucks, and I wanna self destruct.
Speaker 2 51:43
Yeah, me too. That's why we throw poo. We
Speaker 1 51:49
throw poo, and we thank you for listening to this podcast. Sorry, we spiraled out at the end,
Speaker 6 52:00
man.
Speaker 2 52:02
Man, when we were growing up, we had this little like it was like a little Tykes piano, and it just had I don't know like however many keys, and I really wanted to play that while you were singing it.
Speaker 1 52:14
Oh, that was cool! I did um, if I I have a keyboard, but I haven't like really played it or anything. So if I if I can set it up and get it working in Ableton, I'll I'll add the song that I made up when I was little that I play really carrots.
Speaker 4 52:36
Oh,
Speaker 1 52:36
cute! We called it like horse walk, horse carriage through the park or something. It was so
Speaker 2 52:44
poetic. Look at you. It was
Speaker 1 52:46
it was really stupid, and I just I remember it because my parents were like, "Oh, we're gonna go just like take a nap and you know just try to relax or whatever. Maybe they were trying to bone, and I just like walked in on on that and just interrupted that. I don't know. I could be wrong. They might have just been like, "Oh, we're gonna go nap. But yeah, I brought the keyboard in there. I was like, "I'll play you guys some music to fall asleep to to help you relax. Oh yeah, I think they were just trying not to laugh.
Speaker 2 53:14
Oh, that sounds so cute! I can't wait to hear
Speaker 1 53:18
it. Yeah, gonna be like my Ross and friends moment when he plays the fucking keyboard for them.
Speaker 2 53:27
Hell yeah!
Speaker 1 53:37
Oh good shit! And we're playing a an imaginary keyboard to tell you to go follow us on Instagram to make sense. Flock to Instagram. Oh God! And follow us, and you interact if you want. You know, comments, likes anywhere you may
Speaker 2 54:09
email.
Speaker 1 54:09
Yeah, email us any personal stories or anything that you think like
Speaker 2 54:15
we we want to hear your songs you made up as a child.
Speaker 1 54:18
Yes, yeah. If you have, please send childhood shit. It's always funny. Party on. Party on.
Speaker 6 54:42
Peep poo poo water syndrome should be the title.