Join us to learn how you can make snacks out of butter- in your car! We also have more weird camping products for you, as well as the return of the always interesting Bamboozled Corner! Stop feeding the geese, stop eating butter, and give us a listen.
Join us to learn how you can make snacks out of butter- in your car! We also have more weird camping products for you, as well as the return of the always interesting Bamboozled Corner! Stop feeding the geese, stop eating butter, and give us a listen.
Cinnamon sugar butter balls https://www.instagram.com/p/DXh7YDEgXBt/
Butter balls 6 ways https://www.instagram.com/p/Da32UCptwZa/
Wunder Boner https://www.amazon.com/live/video/803d61ff66ec441abcefe5c8f75607ac
Wild Wipe https://www.instagram.com/p/DZxw-0yh7vb/
Wonderball Ad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfw9OWa0nfw
Speaker 1 0:00
Alyssa, we were eating at a restaurant the other day, and the waitress, you know, came up and we were like closing out and everything, and she was like, "Yeah, thanks for coming in. I was like, "Thanks for the service. So yeah, I just smooth. I felt so in a rush to say thank you for something back. I was like, "For your service, salute. And then she was like, "Yeah, I'll tell the other waitress thanks for the service too.
Speaker 2 1:00
Did she laugh, or was she serious?
Speaker 1 1:03
I don't know. Maybe she was just like in work mode, so it totally blanked out. So I was just like, "Whew! It was not as bad as I could have been, but you know, it was just a little. And thank you guys for your listening service.
Speaker 2 1:17
Yes, thank you
Speaker 1 1:19
to a Nervous Laughter Podcast. I'm Jamie.
Speaker 2 1:22
I'm Alyssa, and we're in service to cringe and awkwardness and weird and all of that.
Speaker 1 1:30
Served up. We're your waitresses.
Speaker 2 1:33
Yes. Order up.
Speaker 1 1:36
Order up. Ding ding ding ding of the little bell.
Speaker 2 1:39
Ding ding. Stack
Speaker 1 1:40
of pancakes, or cookies.
Speaker 2 1:45
Oh yes, or cookies. So, G sent me this meme. So, do y'all have cookout in Mississippi? The restaurant. I think it might be more like East Coast ish direction because I I know they have them in North Carolina
Speaker 1 2:04
East the Mississippi
Speaker 2 2:05
East or
Speaker 3 2:08
West.
Speaker 2 2:10
Oh wait, like
Speaker 3 2:10
Texas and
Speaker 2 2:13
no, like towards Florida. Oh okay okay so yeah okay okay okay sorry I always do never eat sour watermelons to remember soggy worms. Yeah, I feel like this has come up before. Yeah, they're like which direction? One
Speaker 1 2:33
day it's gonna stick, but that's I guess how people some people do like the left thing with their
Speaker 4 2:39
oh with their
Speaker 1 2:39
hands. Like yeah, that's just my thing. I have to do. It
Speaker 2 2:43
depends on the day. Sometimes I don't have to do the L. Sometimes I do. You never know.
Speaker 1 2:48
You put it on your forehead. Sorry.
Speaker 2 2:50
Oh, sick burn. But cookout had, you know, they they'll have those display signs outside of fast food restaurants, and I'll be like, "Try the fucking burger deal, or I don't know why the like super
Speaker 1 3:10
combinator tractor. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2 3:13
I recall the 10,000,
Speaker 1 3:16
and it's the fucking Ice Cube's favorite meal. Yeah, yeah. Just some wrapper. Yeah,
Speaker 2 3:24
they do love doing the fucking celebrity things now. It's kind of weird. I don't know when that started, but so cookout had some shakes listed on this board. We have caramel fudge. We have banana peach, and then there's a typo. And instead of cookie dough, it looks like the D and the C got switched. So we have Dooky Cough. Dookie cough.
Speaker 1 3:57
Fuck yeah! You know that was some kid that was like, watch this. Yeah, watch this. Fuck yeah, I respect that.
Speaker 2 4:05
Hell yeah! And then somebody above it put Dooky Cough is how folks was dying on the Oregon Trail.
Speaker 1 4:15
That's what we're in now. Yeah, so many things just tie together. History repeats. It
Speaker 2 4:21
does. It truly does.
Speaker 1 4:26
Couple fun things related to cookie. Did you know that? You know that restaurant BJ's at your house or whatever. Do you know that they have like big cookies, but they call them pazukies? Yeah, they have Pazuki Tuesday. Me and Brandon just love talking about Pazuki Tuesdays. We don't like get it a lot. We're like, no Pazuki Tuesday, no Pazuki Tuesday, and then of course I don't I don't know if Torchies has it anymore, but they used to have little Nookies. Oh well. Was that there was a cookie dough that was kind of like fried ice cream, like outer shell. Oh my god, they were so good, but they don't do them anymore. But yeah, they're little little nookies, and I would do it all for the nookies.
Speaker 2 5:13
Hell yeah.
Speaker 1 5:15
Um, but cookies are made out of butter, And I recently been getting some stuff on Instagram.
Speaker 2 5:25
Oh,
Speaker 1 5:26
I wonder if you have two, but here I'll just show you. It's just a lot of stuff with those butter, like Landa Lake butter balls. Have you seen any of that?
Speaker 2 5:37
Oh no, I feel like maybe I got one because I know what the butter balls are, but I don't think I've seen anything else, so I'm excited.
Speaker 1 5:45
Okay, yeah, I hadn't seen them before, but you had talked about the butter salsa for which just made me cringe thinking about it. But here, I'll show you, yeah, a couple things.
Speaker 5 5:57
Let's make six butter balls six ways: cinnamon sugar ball, seafood boil ball. There you go. Cheese ball, bacon, aka high cholesterol ball, grape jelly ball, magic shell unicorn ball. It's supposed to automatically harden. Oh, it's a seal. Oh, I literally just squirted that all over me. Not the revised denim jeans, y'all. Time of irritation, 5:22 p.m. Supposed to automatically harden. That one's a fail ball. Doing sprinkle ball instead. Oh, where is my brain today? I'm running out of ideas, guys. I'll be eating these in my next video.
Speaker 2 6:34
Maybe I should squirt the magic shell on my chest.
Speaker 1 6:39
Oops, it's on my pants. White.
Speaker 2 6:43
Uh, I mean,
Speaker 3 6:45
uh,
Speaker 2 6:45
maybe I'm gross, but that that felt very intentional. Yeah,
Speaker 1 6:53
yeah. So that was butter balls six ways, and the other video I showed Alyssa was all just the one chick with a bag full of it in the car eating it, and then she makes the cinnamon sugar ball in it too, and she just sits there and eats those, and she's just like life changing,
Speaker 5 7:14
life changing,
Speaker 2 7:16
life changing, life changing. Which at least the second girl was not in her car. Like, why would you take the sugar and the cinnamon in your car to do it? It looked like she was in her bedroom, though, which was probably playing to the you know outside the white
Speaker 1 7:32
magic yellow sauce on my pants.
Speaker 2 7:37
Oops. Yeah, I can at least respect the second girl was like inside. The first girl, I'm like, why are you doing this in the car? Yeah,
Speaker 1 7:45
yeah. I feel like I don't know. Maybe she was like hiding from her family. Maybe
Speaker 2 7:51
so.
Speaker 1 7:51
Just hold on, mommy's gotta go take the edge off, and she just goes in her car and eats butter.
Speaker 2 7:58
This will bring me closer to dead and clog my arteries.
Speaker 1 8:03
Fucking cigarettes and butter, baby.
Speaker 2 8:09
That was a crazy find. I, I think I saw someone do the cinnamon sugar, but six ways. That's I'm gonna be on the lookout now.
Speaker 1 8:19
Yeah, yeah, and I didn't watch the video where she eats it because, like, I don't know, I don't really care, but um, I do like this like cinnamon sugar butter toast, like fairy toast. I
Speaker 3 8:28
think we call we call it
Speaker 1 8:30
um, that shit's good. It's very nostalgic.
Speaker 2 8:34
Yes, for
Speaker 1 8:35
sure.
Speaker 2 8:36
You know what's another one of my favorite flavors is fluffer nutter, peanut butter and marshmallow. I don't think I had that until I was an adult. Actually, no, I take that back. I had it, but I had to do like regular marshmallows because we didn't have the
Speaker 1 8:53
fluffer. Yeah, we never kept the fluff in the house. Sounds weird. Like it's like we had problems versus whatever. We just never keep fluff
Speaker 2 9:06
in the house. Do your parents fluff? It's fine. Don't like. Well, my dad had a fluff problem. You like to listen to the ball inside the fluff container?
Speaker 1 9:20
He was an FA fluffs anonymous. Yeah, we had yeah we. If he found it in the house, he would dump it down the drain. And oh my god! Do you know what this does to me? That was my fluff in my room, Dad. That was for me. Just trying to fluff privately. I just can only go fucking fluff at parties now. Fluff socially. Yeah, I'm a social fluffer only.
Speaker 2 10:02
Caught me in the bathroom fluff. Oh, that's funny. I do have another thing that has to do with feeding, technically. So, do you remember last year when I talked about G's in this car group and there was a car event and there was a guy staying at the hotel that everyone was staying at and I guess he was jerking off with the curtains open and somebody had posted in like the group's Facebook group. I pulled it up, man. Which one of you at the Comfort Inn in Cecil County is feeding geese with a curtain open? Close the curtain, Hoss, and people were like feeding geese. Yeah, I remember
Speaker 1 10:57
that part. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 11:00
So it is time for that event again, and people definitely remembered the feeding the geese thing. So a guy made stickers and was like, "Come find me if you want a sticker.
Speaker 1 11:17
Oh my god! Oh no, feeding geese. It's just like a picture of a goose in a hand feeding, you know, the cross out.
Speaker 2 11:28
Yeah.
Speaker 1 11:30
Oh, that's fantastic. I I would like one if he gets some. That'd be cool. People were like, "Hey, well, G's not
Speaker 2 11:38
going. But people in the comments were asking if if they wouldn't if they weren't making it to the event if they could be mailed a sticker. Oh shit! So I'm hoping that this guy will like see a little business opportunity and be like, yeah, like send me you know a couple bucks, I'll send you one. But somebody else in the comments made a shirt.
Speaker 3 11:58
Oh, please don't feed the geese if you do close the train. Yeah, oh, that is so awesome!
Speaker 2 12:08
It's like pink and has kind of foily letters. So
Speaker 1 12:12
I like that. That's oh man, I wonder if that person is going well. There's no way that person's going to be going back there after that. I don't know. I kind of feel like maybe they wanted people to see them. Oh, maybe, yeah. And now it's beautiful thing. So they're like, they're like basking in my yeah my
Speaker 2 12:32
fucking weird non consensual thing that I like to do in front of people.
Speaker 1 12:38
That would make a cool magnet Too,
Speaker 2 12:40
yeah.
Speaker 1 12:42
It uh reminds me of a magnet I have. My dad went to Singapore when he was in the navy, and there's a have a magnet that says like no peeing in elevators, and it has peeing with you know the crosshair.
Speaker 2 12:54
Hell yeah.
Speaker 1 12:55
Um. Also, speaking of feeding the geese, did you ever see that video of the guy cranking it torpedo style at the fucking corn concert or whatever?
Speaker 2 13:09
Wait, what's torpedo style? Oh, just like fast corn. Oh, okay. Just like,
Speaker 3 13:14
could you explain what torpedo style is? Can you look? No, it's not my style. Tell
Speaker 2 13:25
me from here with fluffing, not torpedo style.
Speaker 1 13:30
Let me um, let me see if I can find it.
Speaker 2 13:35
I feel like I did see that because didn't somebody confront them like freaking out and they like
Speaker 1 13:40
punch them in the back of the fucking head.
Speaker 2 13:42
Oh my god, hell yeah!
Speaker 1 13:45
So it was like, yeah, that's what we need. And yeah, I don't think that guy got in trouble for punching him in the head or anything, but yeah, people were pissed. But yeah, you could also hear people to the side being like, ew,
Speaker 3 14:00
oh,
Speaker 6 14:00
princess. Do you want to leave the room?
Speaker 1 14:05
It's almost dinner time for Prince Diablo. He's like looking at my watch, and it's about time half past. Oh, it's a hair past. Oh, hair past Paul.
Speaker 2 14:22
So Jamie would. been talking about you know the cyclospora shitting in pools and the biohazard contamination. Yeah, or incident. The two men, the two Caucasian men. Yeah, swimming northbound. Well, and I had mentioned that I had been playing fast and loose. Hopefully, that's not how my stool will be, but I'd still been going in the pool, and that's been fine. But today, I thought another possible contamination occurred in the pool. Oh, so. So there's a pregnant lady that's been coming to my water aerobics class, and she is like very pregnant. Like the baby is gonna be born like any fucking day, and like we saw her at the end of last week, I think, and she was like, "I bet he's gonna be born this weekend, so I probably won't see y'all again for a while. Well, she was there today, and everybody was like, "Oh my god,
Speaker 1 15:28
face! Like, ah, yeah, that is a. I feel him, Julia.
Speaker 2 15:32
She was like, "Yeah, I was telling my husband, like, I got to go to class so they know I haven't had the baby yet. I'm like, "No, you
Speaker 6 15:40
Don't what?
Speaker 2 15:42
It's a very like
Speaker 1 15:44
pregnancy mind, whatever. Yeah, yeah. I think
Speaker 2 15:47
it was more a joke. She's just like my new friends, like you know stuff like that.
Speaker 7 15:53
Gotta
Speaker 6 15:53
give them the updates.
Speaker 2 15:54
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 15:54
The scuttle. The scuttlebutt.
Speaker 2 15:56
Yes. My
Speaker 1 15:57
coffee sisters. Can't let them have the what's the fake news term?
Speaker 2 16:02
Oh shit! I don't remember that one.
Speaker 1 16:05
Oh well, I'll start it later.
Speaker 7 16:08
The evening wheezes.
Speaker 2 16:09
So she had mentioned, like the week prior, that she was like, "Yeah, I don't know when I'm going to stop coming because, like, I'm kind of afraid of my water breaking, and then they have to like close down the pool, and I'm like, good
Speaker 1 16:28
pot.
Speaker 2 16:28
So today she was there, and you know we're like doing our stuff, and I look up and I see her. She's wrapped in her towel, and she's just like walking out of the pool, like quickly, like didn't have her stuff with her, nothing, and I was like, "Oh my god, I bet there's like fucking because I don't know that much about birth, but I know there's something called a mucus plug. Oh yeah, and I like I just just pictured it kind of like a jellyfish, just like floating through the water, so beautiful. Oh, she's giving birth now in the pool. So she's like booking out of there, and I was like, "Holy shit! I wonder if she is like you know starting the process. But then she ended up coming back, and she got in the pool, and so I maybe she just had to go to the bathroom or something. I I don't know. Which like, thank you for getting out, man.
Speaker 1 17:26
Exactly. I received that. Yeah, yeah. Especially like I know pregnant women have to pee a lot more, so it's probably like you have to go to the bathroom again. Going to the bathroom when you're already in the pool sucks because you're all wet and your shit's not going down right. And then you're already wet and wiping with toilet paper is more difficult, and then it's hard to get it all back on.
Speaker 2 17:50
Yeah, that's truly the worst. Yeah, but yeah, I thought that there was some gonna be some weird shit in the pool, but there wasn't. But yeah, I also thought it would be kind of fun if this could exist. I forgot to look it up, but if there was a horror movie where something weird happened, and then like a pregnant woman like had a water birth in a pool because she had to for whatever reason, and then the baby was just like a creepy little demon that lived in the pool, and little octopus calls Terry creepy
Speaker 3 18:29
baby. Yeah, kind of like
Speaker 1 18:32
piranha, but with a newborn baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It could be like maybe the mucus plug could be like a monster or something, and then the baby comes back, and the mucus plug is like my baby. Yes,
Speaker 2 18:43
they could do crimes together. The baby and the mucus plug. But hopefully they don't get vacuumed up by the. Oh yeah, by the shredded get shredded. Probably more of a danger for the mucus plug. Yeah, I guess the baby. Yeah, the baby wouldn't probably too
Speaker 5 18:59
big.
Speaker 1 19:00
Yeah, I'm sure they make the yeah the vacuums to where babies can't get like sucked in. I don't know. Pools are not baby friendly. Brave stance here on the nervous blocker podcast. It
Speaker 2 19:14
is kind of cute because sometimes they're they're doing like infant swim lessons in the pool.
Speaker 1 19:22
Ew! And then you have to get in the water, though. You know they're like pissing and
Speaker 2 19:27
yeah. I mean, it's in like another pool though.
Speaker 8 19:30
Oh, they usually they
Speaker 2 19:32
have them like in a smaller pool. But have you seen those videos of like them teaching babies like survival pool still before they just like throw it in there. Yeah, they just like
Speaker 1 19:43
roll over and like
Speaker 2 19:45
yeah. It's really cool. I mean, like if I ever had a baby, I was like, I would be like, okay, you're going to fucking survival swim class because, I mean, like it is an important thing and. Yeah,
Speaker 1 20:00
yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2 20:01
Yeah, once they're old enough to not get like a deadly disease from the pool, I guess that is.
Speaker 1 20:07
Ah, yeah, and like lakes have that kind of shit too. Ah,
Speaker 2 20:13
yeah, but I love those videos. Yeah, there's always people in the comments that are like, "Oh my God, that's so mean! The baby must be so scared. I'm like, it's conquering
Speaker 1 20:23
its fear.
Speaker 2 20:24
Like it's gonna be scared for like two seconds, and then like if its body figures out how to like do its natural thing, and it's not gonna die if it wanders outside and gets in the pool. So like, stop whining.
Speaker 9 20:38
Yeah, stop
Speaker 1 20:39
whining. Stop
Speaker 2 20:40
whining! Stop whining! Throw those babies in the pool. They'll figure it out. Yeah.
Speaker 1 20:47
After all, how do baby birds learn to fly?
Speaker 2 20:50
Exactly. Oh yeah, that is how they learn, right? They just get pushed out of the nest. The book. You ready? You can tell what our upbringing was. Like compound. like anything will just figure it out on its own. Yeah,
Speaker 1 21:06
you're you're you're resourceful. Yeah, yeah, you got
Speaker 2 21:10
it. I need you to take care of me. I'm the mom. Jamie
Speaker 1 21:16
tired. I need mommy needs a massage.
Speaker 2 21:20
Mommy needs to fluff,
Speaker 1 21:24
and her hair needs brush, and your dad needs his underwear folded. Yeah, I had to fold my parents, like do my parents' laundry and stuff, and that was just like, but yeah, my dad liked all his stuff folded a specific way. Of course, because he was in the military, so he was really anal about it. But I mean, military too, basically. Yeah, I basically get a discount anywhere I go. I'm the daughter of a veteran of a retired veteran, or I guess that's what a veteran. Well, another kind of thing we've talked on the podcast about words we've talked about on the podcast before was some camping products. Yes, and I have, and I have a couple camping products you may or may not have heard of. Would you like me to say the name and you guess kind of like what it is, or what you wanted to? Okay, okay, that sounds good. The first one is called the Wonder Boner.
Speaker 2 22:39
Wow, you really started off with a strong one-the wonder boner. I'm trying to get creative, but my brain is like, "This is the one definition of a boner. Okay, so maybe it's something that like debones your meat.
Speaker 6 23:03
Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1 23:03
your fish. Yes. Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah. Good job. Yeah. Yeah. I need there to be the song like you remember the Wonder Ball song. Who thinks so? From like like what's in your Wonder something Wonder
Speaker 3 23:16
Ball?
Speaker 1 23:16
It was like that chocolate ball. Oh yeah. and then they
Speaker 2 23:23
the kids were choking, so they
Speaker 3 23:25
yeah did
Speaker 2 23:26
away with it.
Speaker 1 23:27
And then for some reason they had that whole Kinder Egg thing, which was basically the same thing all over again, and they banned that. Um, but um, anyway, here is the ad. Oh, but yeah, I need a song for like Wonder Boner in that same fashion. Yeah. Here's the ad for it, though.
Speaker 8 23:52
Got another one here. Get the net. There it is. Got it. Yeah. Okay. Who wants to clean and debone them? I'll do it. What gives? You want to do it? Just wait till you see what I've got. It's the Wonder Boner. The Wonder Boner. Oh, you laugh now. Just watch. You just assemble the Wonder Boner stainless steel rods like this. You take the fish, you find the top of the spine, and you slide him through the ring on the Wonder Boner, and voila! The Wonder Boner. My wife would like that.
Speaker 7 24:37
Introducing the Wonder Boner, the amazing new fishing tool that makes deboning fish a breeze. The Wonder Boner's unique design removes the bones from trout, char, and whitefish. Simply connect the appropriate size stainless steel rods. Start the spine through the ring and push the fish through. It's that easy, and the Wonder Boner. Comes with a nylon storage case that doubles as a base and a cutting board. Why go through the hassle of deboning a fish the old-fashioned way when the Wonder Boner makes deboning fish this easy?
Speaker 8 25:11
Well, I think the Wonder Boner is a winner. So, Dave, where did you get the Wonder Boner? It's funny you should have.
Speaker 1 25:19
Uh, so yeah, that's yeah the wonder boner. It's a great for the fisherman in your life. You know, I will say that was very effective. Yeah, very, very good product. It did
Speaker 2 25:34
look like a very good product.
Speaker 1 25:35
Yeah, the name's gonna make you look twice. Be like, what the fuck? Whoa! What? Whoa! I'm Sold. Have you ever seen a fish get like deboned or like fileted before?
Speaker 2 25:47
Um, I feel like I have, but I was a child, so I don't really remember.
Speaker 1 25:55
Yeah, me too. It was just once. It was like I. It was like high school or middle school, but yeah, I I caught a fish, and then my dad was like, "Yeah, let's, because he had like just bought like a a thing where you like clip the fish tail onto the the board, and you can like just do what you do. And so I was like, "Yeah, that's great! And then we got home, and like he started doing it, and I was just like, "Oh my God, this is awful, and I felt really bad. And my mom was like, "Jamie, that fish's family is probably wondering where he went. And why would the fuck would she say that if he was really sad? And so I just like cried and ate it because I and I didn't even like it, but I ate it because I felt bad for the family.
Speaker 2 26:42
Why would you do that to a kid?
Speaker 1 26:45
I don't know. I guess I didn't think of like that, but but that's true. It's like, hey, that thing that uh, you know, you caught and watched your dad kill, and now you're eating. It's families looking for it. Oh my
Speaker 2 26:58
god! What the fuck? Poor little fish. You can't joke like that with sensitive children. You know, like you would think, like, like my parents would like say shit like that, and I'm like, don't you realize that I cry at everything? Like, what the fuck are you saying right now?
Speaker 1 27:19
Yeah, like one time, I can't remember if it was me or my sister, but we like undercooked sausage a little bit, and my sister ate it. Can't remember if I ate it too, but my dad was like, "Oh well, you know, you guys are probably gonna die or whatever. Just like a sausage, and I was like, not really. Yeah, I see. I immediately have a story like that. Yeah, like what the fuck? Like I, I ate um
Speaker 2 27:50
the first time I had fried shrimp. Like nobody told me, and so I ate the tails. And like sometimes I'll still do that. I'm like, I don't really mind it. I don't know. Oh, like a little crunchy. Yeah, like what is? I mean, I typically won't, but every now and then. But anyway, like I guess my parents weren't looking at me, even though we were at the same table, and they're like, "Where are the tails? And I was like, "What? They're like, "Oh my god, you ate the tails? That's really bad.
Speaker 1 28:19
Oh my god, Alyssa, you're gonna die. You're gonna grow a shrimp farm in your stomach,
Speaker 2 28:23
dude. Man, yeah. Sorry, I um, we were talking about before the podcast, like how we both had weird days. So sorry if I've reflected right now. But I'm like, man, that's fucking shitty. Don't do that to your kids.
Speaker 1 28:38
And I get it's fun to like play with your kids and stuff. Yeah, like the way I remember it, it was not really delivered in like a playful way. It was kind of like, "Honey, I need you to sit down. Like, you're gonna die in some way.
Speaker 2 28:52
Yeah, if if not everyone's having fun, then like it's not a fun joke. Like, don't do that. Yeah,
Speaker 1 28:59
for sure. Um, and then another camping product, or it could be also a hiking product. I'll tell you what it's called. I feel like it pretty obviously gives away what it is, but you know maybe could uh.
Speaker 2 29:14
This is gonna be my summer baked beans. My guy, you guessed all of them.
Speaker 1 29:20
Apple pie. Um, it's called the one the the wild wipe.
Speaker 2 29:26
Oh, I think I've actually seen these before. This is a little rag for wiping your pee when you're on the go, and it's like right.
Speaker 1 29:34
Yeah, but it's not a rag.
Speaker 2 29:38
Not a rag. I thought it was like a little, like some kind of little town that it like folded in on itself, and it had like antimicrobial properties or something.
Speaker 1 29:49
Uh, that's not what this one is. I'm sure that is this, but uh, that's not yeah. This one in particular. Or
Speaker 2 29:55
what's this one?
Speaker 1 29:57
So this one. It's like a little, I guess, squeegee. You could say
Speaker 2 30:04
what? I definitely didn't. Wouldn't have guessed that.
Speaker 1 30:08
It's just like this, like little, like piece of silicone, and not like a sharp knife, but you know, almost like a a like, like thin, bladey, knifey kind of thing. You just go like, just
Speaker 2 30:19
like a credit card, like
Speaker 1 30:22
oh, not like that. I mean, just like I guess you do it like just the other way, like long way, and you like if you're gonna spread.
Speaker 2 30:29
Oh, I see. If you're gonna
Speaker 1 30:31
spread a butterball on something,
Speaker 2 30:34
gotcha.
Speaker 1 30:35
Um, here's uh the ad that I got served up that uh I was like, oh, this would be great.
Speaker 2 30:41
Really, something.
Speaker 9 30:43
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Speaker 2 31:11
I love the drawings of the instructions on the back. That is fucking weird. I don't like that. I like the the towel thing. I was like, "Oh, that's a little bit kind of gross, but that feels like really weird. Because at least the towel, you could like make a mental note and be like, "Okay, I already used this corner. I have to use another corner for the next. And then
Speaker 1 31:36
like, "Oh, you just swipe and flick it, and you're good to go. And I'm like, I don't know. Maybe I think would I would like maybe bring hand sanitizer if I use that and like fuck it and then like just like wipe it on with hand sanitizer. But like, I agree with you. It is, it is weird. The only thing I'm kind of thinking though is like that would be great, like in emergency kind of cases.
Speaker 2 32:02
True, yeah.
Speaker 1 32:03
Like the towel thing is cool, but then you have to like repack it unless it's like biodegradable. But one time I did go to like a Fourth of July thing like a few years ago, and there was a bunch of porta potties, and of course none of them had fucking toilet paper.
Speaker 3 32:21
Damn
Speaker 1 32:21
it! And I was just like, oh, I can't. I think I had like some Kleenex in my purse, so I used that. But like, I just felt bad because I'd step out and there's like a bunch of women. I'm like, there's no toilet paper. Like, ah, and some of them just go in anyway. I'm like, I mean, I'm assuming yeah, carry stuff, but like, I don't know, yeah, something like that would
Speaker 1 32:45
would come in very handy in a case like that. But there is, you know, tissues are better because you can just throw it in the porter potty. But I yeah,
Speaker 2 32:55
you're right. I guess that would be good for an emergency situation. Recently, I had to kind of do something like that because there was no toilet paper. Well, there was toilet paper, but like I dropped it in the trash can,
Speaker 6 33:11
and I was like, "Yeah, I was
Speaker 2 33:14
like, well, that's gone. So luckily, I I had tampon, and I just like
Speaker 1 33:21
oh dab.
Speaker 2 33:24
Sorry for the TMI.
Speaker 1 33:26
Just a little. I can't think of the word. Not dab, but whatever.
Speaker 2 33:32
So I kind of did that, I guess. Yeah, I
Speaker 1 33:35
mean, what I've done before too, when there's no toilet paper, I'm just like, I'm gonna use that cardboard and just throw it away. Oh
Speaker 2 33:43
yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like I've done that before. We'll
Speaker 1 33:46
use the toilet paper roll itself trick.
Speaker 2 33:49
Yes.
Speaker 1 33:51
Uh, I I've only used that for number one though. I probably would not suggest that for number two at all. Like,
Speaker 3 34:00
oh my god, that would
Speaker 1 34:01
be just very yeah.
Speaker 2 34:03
That totally reminded me of something I saw the other day that I need to look more into. But apparently, before I think it was like the mid 1930s, the way toilet paper was manufactured, sometimes it had splinters in it. So at a certain point, they released splinter-free toilet paper. Oh my
Speaker 1 34:24
god! I didn't know that was a thing. I mean, I don't think I was
Speaker 2 34:28
bamboozled. I feel like that could be true.
Speaker 6 34:31
My vagin. I
Speaker 2 34:33
know. Like man, being alive in the olden times sounds like it fucking sucks.
Speaker 1 34:39
Yeah, God, yeah, we'll definitely have to talk about some other things that like sucked sometimes. Like I can't think of any right now, but yeah, there's definitely some where I'm just like, damn, I'm glad I'm alive at this. Well,
Speaker 9 34:57
yeah, for strange reasons, I'm glad I'm
Speaker 3 34:59
alive. But this time, yeah.
Speaker 1 35:06
And you may you said that you may have been bamboozled by that, but I also think it could probably be legit. Yeah, but I think there was some other things a lot of us may have been bamboozled by recently. Yes, bamboozled.
Speaker 2 35:30
Bamboozled corner. Yeah.
Speaker 1 35:33
Um. So recently, Andrew Tate was arrested. Yes. Yay. Yeah. We love it. We love a fucking AI, fucking dog shit human being getting arrested. Love to see it, and we did see it in a video. But I think that video was AI. Yes. Yeah, because I saw. I just it just you know obviously that like swarmed all over social media. It's like yeah, fuck yeah, and everyone's celebrating remaking the outfits. But then I saw like a video that's like look at his foot, and I was like oh shit, it's yeah. There's like a part where like half of his foot just like blends in with the concrete on the ground, I don't know. So the outfit wasn't real either. I don't know. So I don't know. Like maybe there's pictures of it when someone like got pictures and made videos of the pit from the pictures. I'm trying to like dig into it, but I hope that fits real. I was like, maybe this is just people trying to cope, like red pill people trying to cope. So like, let me go see if they AId that video of it being fake. But I went to TMZ, which you know they're usually one of like first people to report on stuff. And some of the other different outlets and the videos they had there did have that. And in one of the screenshots, one of them shared was even a screenshot from that, and no one noticed. Like, hey, half his foot is concrete. Oh
Speaker 2 37:06
shit! Okay, so we saw that. Yeah. So I thought you were gonna say the SpongeBob thing. Did you see that? That was
Speaker 1 37:14
fucking hilarious. I love that one. Imagine getting arrested for human trafficking and SpongeBob is just. Yeah, but it didn't occur to me that like the
Speaker 2 37:23
whole thing was fake. I thought like he was getting arrested, and then somebody just put SpongeBob in there. I didn't think about like that the outfit wasn't real.
Speaker 1 37:33
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Damn, just well, I got a bamboo. Maybe yeah,
Speaker 2 37:37
that sucks. And
Speaker 1 37:38
I don't know, maybe parts part of the video is real, and that part was like extended. But it's so like there's stuff like he's like passing the phone to the security guard and stuff like that. But I mean, I guess we're just getting a insert word for fake news Victorian slang here.
Speaker 2 37:56
True. Yeah. Well, shit. Yeah, but
Speaker 6 38:02
um, I'm still gonna enjoy the video.
Speaker 2 38:05
Yes. Fuck him. Um. So I also actually I thought that I had been bamboozled, but it turns out I was not.
Speaker 1 38:18
Oh. So reverse bamboozled. It it
Speaker 2 38:22
was an interesting reverse boozle. So it's kind of funny that I'm just seeing this now, though, because this is from January of last year. But somehow it just came across my Instagram, and um, it's from Fox News, and it says TikTok shuts down in the U.S. instead of TikTok.
Speaker 6 38:50
Oh, okay, okay.
Speaker 2 38:51
Oh, yeah, it could be
Speaker 1 38:53
orzado bird. People on the TikTok, TikTok. What? What was it? What did they say? It was tick tick,
Speaker 2 39:02
tick cock, tick tock. Okay, okay. So they switch the wait. They switch the T and the K. Yeah. Okay. Okay. So yeah, Tit and then K O K on
Speaker 1 39:14
the clock.
Speaker 2 39:15
Okay. Yeah, your girl Kesha.
Speaker 1 39:17
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We have. Sorry, speaking of Kesha, she did a collab with Boy Throb. Oh
Speaker 2 39:26
damn! Okay, so check that
Speaker 1 39:29
out. It's a. I think it's like too loud in this club, or like DJ 26, something like that. But sorry, continue.
Speaker 2 39:36
That's what I need. It's for everything to be turned down. Yes. It was looking at different sources to see if it was real, and you know, to my delight, it was. And I guess Stephen Colbert talked about it, and he made a joke and said, "Thanks to Trump, Titcock is still available, and. Are Pinterest, face boob, and clitter,
Speaker 1 40:05
and Instagram.
Speaker 2 40:10
Yeah, that's real life.
Speaker 1 40:12
Yeah, interest. I love that, man. Yeah, I never heard about that. Yeah, so funny. It just slipped under the the Titar. The
Speaker 2 40:23
yeah, the Titar. Yeah, it's but I do remember that time period because that's when I fucking got rid of Titcock because Trump was like he wanted it fucking gone in the first place, and then he was like, oh, I'm saving TikTok, blah blah blah, and I was like, I'll literally never use this again, and I deleted it. I didn't really care that maybe China was using it to spy on me because I was like, whatevs,
Speaker 1 40:51
fuck it. But it's also like they can use your device to do other stuff too. Yeah, but Trump was the thing that stopped me. Yeah, yeah. That's a sorry. That name is so just brings up so many thoughts and feelings that flash through my mind all at once that I can't. I'm trying to stay in the conversation. Sorry. No, you're good. That's um. That's all I had for TikTok. Good old TikTok. Yeah, I have a. We have like an extra phone, and I set that up to maybe use a TikTok. But
Speaker 2 41:31
oh yeah,
Speaker 1 41:32
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2 41:34
My Instagram algorithm is really good now. I feel like it. It took some work. I mean, and it's nowhere near what my TikTok was. I mean, like every video that I would get on TikTok was like absolute perfection. I mean, millions of hours put into
Speaker 3 41:52
it. Perfect.
Speaker 2 41:53
It knew me. It diagnosed me with things that ended up being true. I mean, like it. It knew me, but I'm trying to say goodbye. I
Speaker 1 42:03
think I I remember most the thing I remember getting the most on TikTok when I was on there, like very briefly, it was just like like older, like maybe like 40s to 50s, like black men that are just like, I'm gonna be your dad, like your TikTok dad, and it was just super wholesome. And I was just,
Speaker 1 42:31
I don't know why. I just got. That's who I would, who I would get in my feed.
Speaker 2 42:39
I don't remember if we talked about this on the podcast, but I was like looking through some of my old notes, and I had that thing on there about you and like and Mo being your dad. Do you remember that
Speaker 1 42:51
about who? Sorry,
Speaker 2 42:52
Mo from Improv.
Speaker 1 42:55
Oh, I don't remember that.
Speaker 2 42:58
So I think he was your dad in a scene or something, and within the scene he was like, "I'm so proud of you, and then afterwards you were like, "Thanks for saying you're proud of me, Dad, or something like that. I like I finally got to hear it.
Speaker 1 43:17
I really needed that. Yeah.
Speaker 2 43:19
So the tit cocku, the tit cocku. like, "Hey, we figured her out.
Speaker 6 43:25
You need a dad.
Speaker 2 43:26
I would get Korean dad a lot. I like him.
Speaker 1 43:29
Oh, I got him too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I got like everything except like a white dad.
Speaker 2 43:35
White dad does not work that well. Don't do that
Speaker 1 43:39
one. No,
Speaker 2 43:39
I love punching the drywall too much,
Speaker 1 43:45
but it's okay because you can fix the plumbing. Oh yeah, through the hole in the wall in the future. Yes. Oh man. Oh good shit. Um. Was there anything else?
Speaker 3 44:05
Don't think so. That's all I had. Yeah.
Speaker 1 44:16
Yeah, and you know, I guess you know we're your dads.
Speaker 10 44:19
Yes, we can be
Speaker 1 44:20
your dads. We'll never punch the
Speaker 2 44:22
drywall around you.
Speaker 1 44:24
Just two dads recording a podcast for our fathead
Speaker 6 44:30
children.
Speaker 2 44:30
Yes,
Speaker 6 44:31
which are you?
Speaker 2 44:33
We are here to service you, but just in a joke way, like Jamie said, not a way that was weird.
Speaker 1 44:44
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 44:45
That I just said it. I meant like at a restaurant.
Speaker 1 44:48
Yes, yes. Thank you for the service. Yeah. Salute.
Speaker 6 44:52
And you know we all. Will your daddy, you points us? And you. Party on, princess.