We’re back from the 4th of July and Jamie’s neighborhood had quite an incident happen, Alyssa shares Bush’s newest flavors of beans and we got a little Bamboozled corner.
We’re back from the 4th of July and Jamie’s neighborhood had quite an incident happen, Alyssa shares Bush’s newest flavors of beans and we got a little Bamboozled corner.
Speaker 1 0:00
Alyssa, we went downtown the other week or whatever, and we were just sitting, kind of like people watching, and there was some of those like city bikes or whatever parked in front of us, like the Lime scooters, but the bikes, and a guy, and what I seen was like his dad like went up and and got one, and you know the son just kind of zipped off on it, and then you can kind of tell like the dad didn't really know what he was doing, but it was funny because he fucking accidentally knocked the bike over and it just dominoed. Oh my gosh, that is straight out of a cartoon. did feel like a cartoon, and then he just, you know, his son or young friend had like zipped off, so he just like did his best to get on the bike quickly and go, and I was just like, "Oh, what do I do? It's
Speaker 2 1:17
always fun to witness those moments.
Speaker 1 1:19
Yeah, at first I was like, "Why did he not pick those up? But then it was like, "Yeah, who fucking cares about those fucking shits?
Speaker 2 1:27
Yeah, fucking trash.
Speaker 1 1:29
Yeah. Welcome to Nervous Laughter Podcast. Welcome. Speaking of trash, yeah, we deliver trash to you daily. Yes, and then hopefully someone comes once a week and takes it away from you. Yes.
Speaker 2 1:46
I'm Alyssa. Oh, sorry. Oh, for some reason I didn't realize we didn't say our names. We have to say our names, or the podcast will not work.
Speaker 3 1:56
I uh,
Speaker 1 1:58
I totally didn't realize we didn't say our names. I'm Jamie.
Speaker 2 2:05
Oh, fucking it! We skipped a week and I forgot how to speak. No,
Speaker 1 2:10
same here too. I was just, I was just thinking. Um, I was trying so hard to think of a segway. My mind just like skipped it. Oh, the segway scooter. And speaking of trash, Fourth of July makes a lot of trash.
Speaker 2 2:26
Oh God!
Speaker 1 2:28
And you know, recently in my neighborhood area, it had Fourth of July activities. Oh, and we live in a HOA, and so we got emails.
Speaker 3 2:42
Oh yeah,
Speaker 4 2:43
yeah.
Speaker 2 2:44
This is gonna be great.
Speaker 1 2:46
So I'm not gonna read the title because it's gonna spoil it.
Speaker 2 2:49
Okay.
Speaker 3 2:52
Due to a fecal contamination incident in the pool. Yes, I didn't know. not expect that strong of a start. Yes. Okay, where were you at the time this happened? Why you came to my house? Okay, and I know the pool is right across the street. Oh my god! Have a camera. Maybe you can do the text network.
Speaker 1 3:21
Well, the thing is, I don't know if it happened because, like, there's tons of people at the pool on the fourth, and so I don't like it. Could have been fucking anybody, unless I mean, someone could have like went over at like midnight, but like me, no,
Speaker 2 3:35
dude, you probably slipwalked over there,
Speaker 1 3:37
dude. What if I did. Maybe I could just type you a doorbell camera and just make sure
Speaker 2 3:45
give you a weird thing to have anxiety about. What if you just sleptwalk over there and shit in your community pool? Yeah, that
Speaker 1 3:51
might be a new a new OCD now. Obsessive thought. Let me make sure all the doors are locked. Yeah. Um. So the pool is temporarily closed to ensure the health and safety of all swimmers. Please do not enter the pool or enter or swim in the water until further notice. We are following the required cleaning and sanitation procedures for the pool before the pool can safely reopen, we appreciate your patience and cooperation while we resolve this issue. Oh
Speaker 5 4:30
my god! Oh, and the
Speaker 1 4:31
title is um, I can't wait. Just pull close till further notice. I mean, if I told you that, you know, yeah, you might be like someone pooped. Oh yeah, and they did. Will you read that first line again? I got too excited. I feel like I fucked it up. No, no. And as soon as I read the first line, I had I laughed and just read it to Brandon, and he was like, "Oh my god, did you? Was this you? Due to a fear. Contamination incident in the pool. The pool is temporarily closed to ensure the health and safety of officers. A fecal contamination incident. Oh my god. I wonder. I mean, I don't mean to be like gross, but I mean like, if it's like a solid turd, don't you just like scoop it out and check the chemicals? Yeah, I don't. I mean, I don't know how that works. I don't know if it's just like since it's like a public thing, they legally have to like completely sanitize. Yeah, yeah, because I, I guess if someone gets sick, then they can probably be sued, which I assume. Why else would they care unless they would be sooner? Yeah,
Speaker 2 5:43
exactly.
Speaker 1 5:45
Um, and then there there was a follow up email. Oh,
Speaker 2 5:52
good.
Speaker 1 5:53
Um, so that was july 5. So it was a this is a
Speaker 2 6:00
partier.
Speaker 1 6:01
Yes, so it was definitely a partier. Yeah,
Speaker 2 6:05
and everybody lives right here. So I wonder if it was diarrhea. They just like couldn't get out, you know.
Speaker 1 6:11
I mean, well, sorry, I'm just thinking of like a just a cloud of diarrhea, flopping in the pool. Um, but oh, sorry, I wanted to see what time that was sent because I'm wondering if I think it was like early in the morning. Anyway, um, sorry, I'm just looking at a screenshot. The follow up email. Happy Mondays, happy Monday members, due to a reported biohazard incident in the pool last weekend. Oh, you mean the shit? The fecal incident or whatever the fuck. Oh, um, the pool will be closed until further notice. The cleaning and chemical decontamination. Hopefully, this cleaning taken out of an abundance of caution will only take a couple of days, and the pool will be opened by next. How would you feel if you were the person that closed the pool for a week?
Speaker 3 7:17
Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1 7:18
I guess I probably was at one point, but I was a teenager,
Speaker 2 7:22
and you didn't know there probably wasn't an email sent out. Yeah.
Speaker 5 7:27
Um.
Speaker 1 7:34
Sorry, I can't. I'm
Speaker 2 7:36
so excited.
Speaker 1 7:37
If you have had diarrhea within the last two weeks, please do not use the pool. So do you think that means it was diarrhea? I don't know. I'm just like, what the fuck happened? Like, did someone just yeah have diarrhea in front of everybody's cameras? I'm begging you. Maybe there will be like one part where there's just like a mass evacuation. He's like
Speaker 3 8:05
Jaws,
Speaker 1 8:09
but it's just the someone swimming above and it's a turd like floating up. Oh my god! The ew, mr. Hanky, the summer poo. Oh, and I really wanted to like post in like one of the Facebook groups, just like what the fuck was the fecal incident
Speaker 2 8:31
that happened? Oh, you post anonymously? Oh, I can. You might be able to. Yes, yes, yes. Sometimes you can't, but maybe you can. That would be amazing. Okay, yeah. If I
Speaker 1 8:42
can post anonymously, I'll see if I can get the lowdown. Because I told Brandon because I was like, you know, I can't ask. We live right across the street. I can't like, I don't know. I, I'm sure it's fine if I ask, but I'm just like, I don't. You don't want. I don't want to like implicate myself in this
Speaker 3 8:57
poop store or someone be like,
Speaker 2 8:59
exactly. You're
Speaker 1 9:00
the one that talks about me pooping in the pool, and they throw poop at my house,
Speaker 3 9:05
or they fucking listen to the podcast. That's what Brandon said. Be like this bitch. Brandon. That's what Brandon said. He was like, "We
Speaker 1 9:15
listen to your podcast. I was like, "Oh God, we're gonna get a knock on the door any minute. They're
Speaker 3 9:20
investigating. to arrest you. That's the pooper right there. That's her.
Speaker 1 9:29
Take her downtown. Um. Ugh. But then, I mean, I guess the rest isn't very interesting, but just as like a, you know, there is a cyclosp. Cyclospora parasitic epidemic in Austin.
Speaker 4 9:46
Oh yeah! It is spread via
Speaker 1 9:47
fecal matter. If you if you swim while you're sick, well now they just spoiled with the biohazards. If you swim while you're sick, you will sicken others. Let's be careful for the sake of our neighbors. If you have an accident in the pool, please let us know. I didn't see that part before. I'm having to call. I would
Speaker 2 10:13
just pretend that I I discovered it. I would not say it was me. Oh no,
Speaker 1 10:18
I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I wouldn't admit to it either, I would just be like, "Oh, I. What is this doing here? They're like, "Wait, but you were in the pool. You're what? And I'm like, "No, I'm not.
Speaker 5 10:30
I'm dry.
Speaker 1 10:34
Oh, God! But yeah, I wonder if it was like a diarrhea. Yeah, you know, lots of drunk people too. So I'm like, maybe it could have just been like a drunk like person. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 2 10:48
people out in the heat eating a bunch of weird hot dogs,
Speaker 1 10:53
bunch of potato
Speaker 2 10:54
salad in the sun.
Speaker 1 10:56
Dude, oh yeah, someone could have like had some like bad food, or maybe one of them, yeah, the bug that's going around.
Speaker 2 11:05
Yeah, I'm. I kind of want to just like do a quick look and see what the process is, because like one time at my YMCA pool, I got there and they were like we had a medical emergency, so the pools closed. And I was like, did somebody like start having a medical event and like shit in the pool, and that's why they had to like close it? But then it was open the next morning. Like this was in the evening, and it was open in the morning. Oh, so I wonder why your pool was closed for multiple days.
Speaker 1 11:45
Hmm. Yeah, I mean, I could be
Speaker 2 11:48
totally wrong. Maybe it was like someone died in the pool and everybody needed like a mental break or something. I don't know. You know, like shit.
Speaker 1 11:58
I don't need this on my holiday weekend.
Speaker 2 12:01
Yeah, they're like. just had to do CPR and it didn't work. Like, we're just gonna close the fucking pool
Speaker 1 12:10
for solid. Yeah, just take it out. Do not use a pool vacuum. This will shred the stool and spread contaminants around the entire system.
Speaker 2 12:23
Shred the stool. Ew.
Speaker 1 12:29
Now that's a poop knife. Clean and disaffect the the scoop or net before immersing in pool water. Raise the pool's freeform concentration to two parts per million. Ensure pH is lower. Maintain these levels for at least 30 minutes. Okay, so I guess solid is not as bad, but it says for liquid stool diarrhea. Um, ooh, it says that for diarrhea contains millions. millions of germs, including cryptosporidium, which I think is the type of virus or whatever the shitting disease
Speaker 2 13:08
we have going on here right now.
Speaker 1 13:11
Oh, it says it's chlor, yeah, chlorine resistant and can survive for days in standard pool water. Oh my god,
Speaker 2 13:19
I go to the pool multiple times a week. What if I get this shit disease?
Speaker 1 13:23
Don't do it while that like shit is actively going around. Ooh, yeah, because I was yeah. After I read that, I was just like, I don't want to go to the pool anymore, and I even more so don't want to anymore.
Speaker 2 13:39
I try to pretend that it isn't disgusting going in a pool, but it's getting harder and harder. Yeah. The
Speaker 1 13:50
pool must be shocked to hyperchlorination levels, usually requiring a massive spike in free chlorine, up to 20 to 40 parts per million. This concentration must be maintained for six and a half to eight hours to fully inactivate the parasites. And this is for
Speaker 5 14:09
Ria.
Speaker 1 14:09
Yeah, for the Ria. So still, why was your pool closed for multiple days? I don't know. And they're like almost a week. Maybe like the first shocking they tried didn't get at all, or something, or maybe they didn't have the right equipment. Well, we came for a solid, but it's a it's a history.
Speaker 2 14:28
Oh my god! You know what I just fucking thought about?
Speaker 5 14:30
What
Speaker 2 14:31
this is the fucking sequel to our poop on the moon horror movie? You're right.
Speaker 1 14:37
It's just writing itself, and this is how it spreads. Dude, this is like so good.
Speaker 2 14:44
Like this is so good. This
Speaker 1 14:45
is great.
Speaker 2 14:47
Hell yeah!
Speaker 1 14:48
All of this happened at the right time,
Speaker 2 14:49
and the reason that it has like taken them some time to open the pool back up is because like the pool cleaners keep mysteriously dying. Oh. They're getting pulled in,
Speaker 1 15:02
and the police don't know what's happening. They don't know their way, and
Speaker 2 15:06
then the the evil turd like goes and hides in the filter when they come looking to see what's going on. Boom! Give me an Oscar! Give us an Oscar!
Speaker 1 15:17
I I I think that the little poop also needs to have a mechanic where it like spurts out a diarrhea cloud, kind of like how an octopus does with ink, so it can like be like you know trick them like ah it is
Speaker 2 15:30
oh yeah hell yeah although
Speaker 1 15:33
they're not looking for a solid if there's liquids oh yeah just gotta look out for the the pool vacuum.
Speaker 2 15:42
That's how it dies. It gets oh, it gets shredded. Yes, excellent idea. Yes. Oh man, this is off. Oh, but then it could be like they go to take the vacuum to decontaminate it, and the little poo particles like hop out and run away. You think it's dead, but it lives on, and then we'll find part three. But
Speaker 1 16:04
it sounded cute. Like they just hop away.
Speaker 2 16:08
Maybe we can make it like claymations. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1 16:11
I did used to make claymations when I was younger, and I do have like not like the regular VHS, but you know, like the smaller ones that you put your headquarter. I have that upstairs. I have no way to watch it, but oh
Speaker 2 16:24
my god! If it's
Speaker 1 16:26
not very offensive, I'll share it with. Fuck
Speaker 2 16:30
yeah, that would be great.
Speaker 1 16:32
Oh, but um, you know, speaking of poop, um, beans make poop.
Speaker 2 16:39
That is true, beans do make poop. You'll be happy to know I did not get us these to try, because there are three of them, and I was like, I can't deal with the food waste of eating three cans of these beans. Fair. So I follow this food influencer. I don't remember her name. I did follow her, but then like dumbest side story. She posted like eating Chick Fil A, and I was like, "Fuck that! And I was in a bad mood, so I unfollowed her. So I don't know. Fair.
Speaker 1 17:16
I do that sometimes too. I'm just like, just like, no,
Speaker 2 17:18
not today, bitch. Fuck you! But she had posted that Bush of Beans sent her a care package, and there are three summer flavors.
Speaker 1 17:31
I just got to say, huh? Lucky. I know. Lucky. I want to get famous enough.
Speaker 2 17:38
Yeah, we need fucking PR packages. We did a whole fashion
Speaker 1 17:43
show.
Speaker 2 17:44
That's true. We did rude. Do you want to guess what the any of the summer flavors would be? Like, does anything come to mind? There's three.
Speaker 1 17:54
Fruit punch.
Speaker 2 17:57
No, but that might be good.
Speaker 1 17:59
Hawaiian barbecue.
Speaker 2 18:02
Another damn! You're just giving them free ideas. You sound better than what we have here.
Speaker 1 18:08
Work with us, Bushes. I want a shirt that just says "I love Bush. Oh
Speaker 2 18:15
yeah, in their font. I'm sure that they had those when George Bush was president. Is
Speaker 1 18:20
it savory flavors or sweet?
Speaker 2 18:24
There's one savory too sweet.
Speaker 1 18:26
Ooh, one savory too sweet. Apple pie. Yes. Really? Yeah. Are you serious? Yeah. Oh my god! I was like, let me just throw out a random fucking like menu. Of course they wouldn't. Oh,
Speaker 2 18:42
apple pie! I can maybe see how that one would be good because, like, brown sugar. Maybe it just has like notes of that. I do
Speaker 1 18:52
really like brown sugar. So yeah, I could see that. But I just yeah, I'm trying to imagine a little sentimenture, but like an appley flavor. Didn't Josh and Mama do something with apple? Oh, I think that was the apple mac and cheese. I was thinking it was an apple bean thing, but maybe not. They probably did, but probably it was probably they probably didn't post it. They're just like it's probably just their normal lunch. But they're like, we don't need to post this, Mama. Apple. You make the apples and beans, mama. Uh, let's see. Oh my god, they didn't do like a rocket pop, did they? Wait, really? Oh my god! I was like, if they do apple pie, they have to do something fucking nasty. How do
Speaker 3 19:38
you fuck are you guessing these? Cause
Speaker 1 19:41
I'm American, baby.
Speaker 2 19:43
Okay, so those are the two sweet. So now there's a savory, and I feel like you're gonna fucking you're on a roll. You're gonna guess this
Speaker 1 19:53
hot dog. Oh, that would
Speaker 3 19:55
be good,
Speaker 1 19:55
like beanie weenies. Yeah. Oh, that'd be a cute name for it too. I feel like we. Have like a girl brand of beans. You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 20:03
Yeah, just like
Speaker 1 20:04
I saw like girl beer that we talked about before. Oh yeah, girl beans, girl like that. We could say like they don't make you fart, or or girls who fart.
Speaker 3 20:13
Ah, yeah, I love that
Speaker 1 20:15
man. This
Speaker 2 20:16
is the fucking creators podcast today. Fucking
Speaker 1 20:20
trademarking. Well, not trademarking. I'm claiming you can't copyright that. Yes. Um.
Speaker 5 20:28
Hmm.
Speaker 2 20:29
So summertime. I feel like this one is pretty popular. Spring, summer,
Speaker 1 20:36
corn dog,
Speaker 4 20:37
quand dog,
Speaker 1 20:40
quand dog. You
Speaker 2 20:40
mean quand dog? Um,
Speaker 1 20:43
I'm kind of stuck on savory, so I think I gotta toss the towel in.
Speaker 2 20:46
Okay. Uh, well, I'll give you one more hint. It's something you don't really like.
Speaker 1 20:52
Oh, pickle.
Speaker 2 20:53
Yes. Oh. Yeah. You know, I kind of want to try the pickle.
Speaker 1 21:01
I would, you know, I I would try them all. I don't think I would like them, but
Speaker 2 21:05
maybe I will try over the course of like months because I I can't be eating a whole fucking three cans of these beans like before in the course of them going bad. Like no, I'm not gonna do that to myself.
Speaker 1 21:20
Yeah, sorry. It made me think of that lady that like got sick from doing like the fart content because she was eating like too much beans and stuff. Shit, really?
Speaker 2 21:30
Did she die? This sounds kind of familiar. No, I don't
Speaker 1 21:33
think she died. She just had to stop doing the selling farts and jars
Speaker 5 21:38
because she was. I'm out of business. Yeah,
Speaker 1 21:41
she was like, "I was having too much protein, and yeah, I was making her sick. But anyway, I got a gas, boys. Gotta fuel up somewhere else. But yeah, that is excellent. Great job basing these bean flavors. Yeah,
Speaker 2 21:59
give yourself a little pat on the back.
Speaker 1 22:01
Pat, pat, pat, pat.
Speaker 2 22:02
I mean, I was like, I mean, no offense. I, I just felt like they were hard to guess. I was like, I should get like one, but you got fucking all of them. So
Speaker 1 22:10
to say, I would never guess apple pie, but I guess apple pie. But I threw that out there because I was like, what's Fourth of July? Oh
Speaker 5 22:16
yeah. I was like,
Speaker 1 22:18
since I landed, the rocket pop makes sense.
Speaker 2 22:22
Yeah. Also, I feel like that last statement was like totally something a shitty guy would say. Like, I didn't expect you to be so smart. Like, you're so well educated for a woman. Name three flavors. Make beans made, and then you did, and you're not even a a huge bean person. So. so it was a compliment. I don't mean it to sound shitty, everyone.
Speaker 1 22:46
I'm an honorary bean girl. You
Speaker 5 22:48
are. Beanie
Speaker 1 22:53
babe, beanie baby.
Speaker 5 22:54
You are a beanie baby. Good job.
Speaker 1 23:00
So are you? But yeah, it was kind of funny because, like, I mean, I didn't like see it. I saw like three colors at the top. I
Speaker 2 23:07
was trying those,
Speaker 1 23:08
and I don't have my glasses on, so I definitely oh shit. But I was like, are these like Powerpuff Girl flavors? Because it was like
Speaker 2 23:17
the picture green looks like it and
Speaker 5 23:19
blue. So I was like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, "Power puffs at Power Puff
Speaker 1 23:25
Power Collab. Which
Speaker 2 23:26
you're so right. If
Speaker 1 23:27
they did collab with Powerpuff Girls, that'd be pretty sick.
Speaker 5 23:29
That would be cool. Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 23:34
And speaking of beans, someone who probably eats beans is that soccer player Holland?
Speaker 5 23:42
Oh, I don't know if
Speaker 1 23:43
so. He's kind of blowing up as in social media, kind of similar to the way I don't know if you're familiar with. I think it's like Alana. I can't remember her last name, but she's a rugby player.
Speaker 5 23:58
Oh,
Speaker 1 23:58
and when she was playing in the Olympics, she just kind of like blew up on social media because she's just a fun personality. Oh, same with Holland. And let me show you a picture. You, I feel like you've probably seen him before. People keep playing that song. That's like Holland, Holland. I've totally missed this. I'm very brain rotted. I'm sorry that guy. Maybe I'm just too
Speaker 2 24:21
brave. I think I'm just too brave, and I mean, you're getting things about sports. I feel like that's like something normal people get. Well, it's just
Speaker 1 24:30
I usually just get like weird stuff about sports. So like this kind of came through like my meme kind of thing because he's been like memed into oblivion, and he's really he's really funny too, so makes sense. But I got bamboozled a little bit. Oh no! You have you know you started this bamboozle corner, so I kind of collected a couple things. Thank you. So there is a video of him, and I'll show it to you. Sorry, listen. There's no audio, so, but it's basically just Holland eating some food, and then he looks in a mirror and gets scared. So that video is actually faked. It was. It actually happened to another person, but they just like AI, you know, him over which I thought that was him, and I was like, "That's so funny because that's perfect for his meme personality. And people were making all kinds of, like you know, remake videos of it,
Speaker 5 25:34
like
Speaker 1 25:34
me being Holland eating food, and it's just like, but yeah, that was I think some somewhere in Asia, I can
Speaker 2 25:41
see. I can see getting bamboozled by that.
Speaker 1 25:45
Yeah, and I mean, it made sense for kind of his, you know, kind of character or personality. So good, good bamboozle there.
Speaker 2 25:53
Yeah, if if it wouldn't, the video Jamie showed me it said fake on it. So like,
Speaker 1 25:59
not the one I saw for. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2 26:01
but like if my, I think my brain since I knew it was fake, I was like looking for, like the the clues that it was fake. But yeah, I don't think I, I think that would have got me too.
Speaker 1 26:13
Yeah, yeah, just kind of scrolling through Instagram feed. It yeah, easy enough. And another one I saw. So this one was kind of like a bamboozle roller coaster, which is fun because it also has to do with a roller coaster. So I saw that there was a accident, and I think it was Disneyland. It's a Tatiana's log ride. Oh, and a kid had like jumped out of it like at the top of the drop, and then he like fell off or fell down. I think he's okay. Nothing was like reported that he was like seriously injured or you know crazy anything like that. But um, wait, that really
Speaker 2 27:00
happened?
Speaker 1 27:00
Yes, yes, yes, yes. Well, but but the first video I saw of
Speaker 4 27:04
it, it
Speaker 1 27:05
was like the kid just because it's like you know the text or whatever is like kid jumps out, blah blah blah, and the way he jumps out is so fucking weird. I'm I just immediately in the comments like this is AI, and then um I saw people like reacting to it like it was like real and stuff. Or someone said like, "Oh yeah, this was reported and whatever. So I was like, "Wait, hold on, wait, let me go Google this. I saw all kinds of news outlets reporting on it. So it happened, and then there were some videos. But I think what happened was the video. that a lot of the news outlets I saw they didn't show the kid like getting out, so I think someone did put a little AI clip in the beginning to like show the kid getting out to like add more entertainment visual value.
Speaker 2 28:00
Oh my god! Yeah, it's
Speaker 1 28:01
fucking crazy. Yeah, so I was like, "This is fake. No, it's real. Wait, no, it's fake. Ah, so it's kind of back and forth, but I think that's what happened, which would make sense because I guess if you think about it, if you're at like a theme park and you like you're watching people do the drop, and then you see a kid get out, then you pull your phone out. So I think they caught it just after you know just after he got out, and so yeah, I think they just did a little AI clip, yeah, in the beginning to
Speaker 2 28:30
yeah juice it up. Yeah, oh my gosh!
Speaker 1 28:33
So that was a that was a roller coaster. That is
Speaker 2 28:35
a fucking roller coaster. In my comment, I was
Speaker 1 28:38
like, whoop whoop whoop whoop! I didn't say that.
Speaker 2 28:40
Well, I can see how. Yeah, I would see that and be like, "Oh, it's fucking fake. Yeah.
Speaker 1 28:46
So it's like because there was another comment of someone saying it's AI, and people were saying like, "Oh, it's not. But I mean, it's yes and no. Yeah,
Speaker 2 28:56
a lot of people got half bamboozled by. Yeah, it sounds like
Speaker 1 29:00
it's a half boozle.
Speaker 2 29:02
That's a half boozle. Ever heard it? Damn.
Speaker 5 29:05
If I've ever heard one, I'm surprised
Speaker 2 29:09
that kid didn't die though. Like when you said that, I was like, oh, he's gonna hit like the fucking tracks under the water and like get caught or like knock himself out or something, you know? And what
Speaker 1 29:21
it looked like in the and maybe this was like the AI part of the video I saw, but um, I think this was in the the real one too. But you can kind of see someone try to like push him, and so it looks like he was maybe trying to like push him out of the way from
Speaker 5 29:37
like being kind of stuck in the between the wall and the oh the vehicle oh
Speaker 2 29:45
my gosh but yeah he just kind of like
Speaker 1 29:49
falls down after and I think that could be wrong on like physics here but but yeah he like fell down the the the fall that the vehicle. Falls down and was kind of like bouncing back and forth a little bit. Like that kind of slowed him down, and
Speaker 2 30:05
also
Speaker 1 30:06
yeah, also having a little friction on the back on the track probably helped to slow him down a little too. But
Speaker 2 30:15
how old do you think the kid was?
Speaker 5 30:18
I don't know. Let me see if I can. Oh, it says he was 13. Oh, and it says that this is a 50-foot,
Speaker 1 30:30
50-foot tumble, according to NBC News. Um, yes, yeah. So this was Disneyland in Anaheim, in LA. Um. the way they phrase this is really weird and funny to me.
Speaker 2 30:48
Fecal incident at Tatiana's wild ride.
Speaker 1 30:52
Cell phone video, first between our TMZ and verified by NBC News, shows the boy twist and shoot down the waterfall. Twist and shoot. Twist and shoot. We're at Disneyland, baby. Um, Paul, a park visitor who wanted only his first name used. Paul. You know that's not your name. Paul said he was near the ride when he heard a bystander scream and turned to his grandson to make sure he was okay. Paul said his grandson told him he saw the boy tumble down the ride's drop like a rag doll. Paul took a photo showing people at the bottom of the ride looking up at the waterfall after show. Wait, he was taking pictures of showing up. Okay, yeah, and he took pictures of all the people. Okay, Disneyland officials said a cast member immediately stopped the ride. The boy was taken to the hospital as a precaution and was released. They
Speaker 5 31:59
said, "Fuck.
Speaker 1 32:00
California Division of Occupational Safety and Health, which regulates, inspects, and provides permits for amusement park rides, investigated the incident and quote did not find any operational issues. Um, I was back up and running on Tuesday. So yeah, it sounds like everything. This doesn't say he jumped out. No. so maybe a lot of the stuff I was seeing was like could have made it up, but usually that's how that stuff happens. I could see me as a young kid in like full anxiety panic mode, being like, "I have to fucking get out out of here. I can't, I can't fucking do this. Like I've have many a times left rides via the like early exit line, yeah, and stuff. And even when I was little, I went to that uh, the like Lilo and Stitch, like this the Stitch invasion thing experience. It's just like all dark, and they like have you in this room starting off, and I just like couldn't take just like being in the dark, and they made it like something was going around you, and it felt like a haunted house. And I was like, I can't fucking do this, so I just left.
Speaker 2 33:10
Oh yeah,
Speaker 5 33:11
I mean, I went back and did it, brave. But yeah, my shit was so unruly for a while.
Speaker 2 33:21
Oh man, that's nuts. When you were talking about roller coasters, that reminded me and AI. This ties in. You know, my sister likes roller coasters, and I fucking hate him, and you know I feel like my mom doesn't really know that much about my sister and I, but like she knows that Kristen likes roller coasters, so she'll send her videos of different like you know so like the POV like riding roller coasters. Well, they're like AI roller coasters that aren't even real, and so she'll send them, and I'll have to show you one that my sister sent me, and it's like the roller coaster like goes off the track and like makes a jump, and then my mom was like, "How do you know it's fake. Like, dude, you watch it, mother. I don't know if maybe she just like clicked the video and was like, "Oh, roller coaster, send to Kristen. Yeah,
Speaker 1 34:31
watch it.
Speaker 2 34:32
Hopefully, that's the case because, yeah.
Speaker 5 34:36
Oh,
Speaker 2 34:37
it was totally like one of those Instagram videos where it's like I'm having the worst day of my life, and my mom is like showing me the shittiest AI video ever.
Speaker 1 34:48
I had some extended family show me like she's talking about some people in her family that had a baby, and then she was like, "Yeah, and uh, look, look at this AI video they made." Of it, and it was like the. I mean, it's like a newborn baby, and it's just like dancing. And she's like, "I think that would be its personality. So I love it. Oh my god! I was like, "Yeah, it's great. Yeah, it's cute. Um,
Speaker 2 35:17
wait, this happened within your family? Yeah, this was like a month ago. Oh my god, that's funny.
Speaker 1 35:26
Yeah, this was at my nephew's graduation with some like the
Speaker 4 35:29
family.
Speaker 2 35:30
It's like the dancing baby that I sent you from the early internet. That one's cool though.
Speaker 1 35:38
Oh, yeah, and um, I kind of what you're saying made me think a little bit of a have you seen those videos of it's like I told my parents this was the news and it's like GTA cars like elevating and they're like
Speaker 3 35:54
oh I feel like mildly bad for him but also it's so fucking funny. It's like that officer was just hit. That fucking mutton shot too was just so damn.
Speaker 1 36:12
Oh, my cheeks hurt. Oh god, those are so good. I love seeing them.
Speaker 2 36:17
Yeah, they're really supposed
Speaker 1 36:19
to see like a new one every once in a while, well, fatheads, we hope that you don't think Grand Theft Auto was the news. Be safe out there, though. Be safe. People do be hitting mutton choppers and like stuff.
Speaker 2 36:36
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Speaker 1 36:40
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Speaker 2 36:49
Send us your bamboo bamboozled corner. You know, you fucking have one.
Speaker 1 36:54
Yeah, I'd like to see if it bamboozles me. Mhm. Mhm. And most importantly, party on