Join the ladies for an episode bringing out the triple weird - stories about weird recent news, weird words and weird personal throwbacks :)
Join the ladies for an episode bringing out the triple weird - stories about weird recent news, weird words and weird personal throwbacks :)
Speaker 1 0:00
Jamie, when I was in high school, some people played a horrible prank on me. Oh no! So the group knew that I was afraid of spiders, and we were all in the cafeteria. I actually feel like maybe I've told this before, but let's just pretend like I haven't because I'm not sure. But I went in the lunch line to you know get my food or whatever, and then I came back, and I was reading a book, so I went to like open the book back up, and they put like a gigantic rubber spider, and I fucking screamed. No.
Speaker 2 0:59
Were they? I assume they were being just douchey.
Speaker 1 1:03
You know, I don't even remember who it was, but I think so. Oh
Speaker 2 1:08
man, fuck those people. Sorry,
Speaker 1 1:12
it's okay. I think it was like my morning crew, so like I would get dropped off at school really early, and so I would like hang out in the cafeteria with people that like they wouldn't normally hang out with. So yeah, you know, I think it was just like random bitches. So what else?
Speaker 2 1:30
I hated that time in the morning. Yeah, like
Speaker 3 1:33
all right,
Speaker 2 1:34
everyone just fucking glob together in this area until you know the time starts, and we're
Speaker 1 1:42
globbing here together on the Nervous Laughter Podcast.
Speaker 2 1:45
I'm Jamie.
Speaker 1 1:46
I'm Alyssa.
Speaker 2 1:47
We're globbing at you live.
Speaker 3 1:50
Well,
Speaker 2 1:50
this is going to be edited, but yeah,
Speaker 1 1:52
it's currently live. It's live to us. I thought today maybe we could talk about just some random creepy things and. and get your reaction to them. So a couple episodes ago, you did an awesome job talking about astronauts and like their pee pee and poo poo arrangements. Yes, yeah. And then we came up with the idea for a horror movie for the poop in space that was left behind, yeah. So I have another thing that I feel like could be a really bad horror movie, and it's it's based on a news article that I saw. So here in Texas, millions of honeybees escaped into a rural Texas neighborhood,
Speaker 2 2:43
dude. I you saw that? Yeah, I think I saw that like just today, and I saved it on my like Instagram list for like podcast ideas.
Speaker 1 2:51
Well, it's coming at you today. It was
Speaker 2 2:54
from like a semi truck tipped over, right? Yeah. Oh, who? Ah,
Speaker 1 3:00
transporting bees. Don't mind me. Don't mind me. Bees are bees. So, emergency officials in Orange County, Texas, shut down roads in the area Sunday morning and warned residents to stay in their homes while crews worked to unload the trailer and salvage as many hives as possible. And yes, I'm reading this verbatim from the CBS News website. So thank you, CBS. Please remain indoors. Orange County Emergency Services wrote on social media: an 18-wheeler carrying beehives has turned over, and there is a heavy presence of bees in the area.
Speaker 4 3:43
This heavy presence of bees is just
Speaker 3 3:47
really funny.
Speaker 1 3:50
Yeah. So as of then, no bee stings or serious injuries were reported. So I don't have an update. That was from a couple days ago, but
Speaker 2 4:02
oh wait, I think the Instagram reel I saw read verbatim from fucking CNN too then or whatever. That's hilarious because I was like, wait, that sounds insanely million. Yeah, I was like, oh shit, I forgot to get the bees thing together. Guess I'll read from CVS's website. Ah, bees.
Speaker 1 4:21
Uh. yeah, and then this is a little conspiracy part that I find I find a little interesting. So, in April of this year, a crash in Knox near Knoxville, Tennessee, slowed down traffic because. because like another fucking truck of bees fell over. What? And then last year, about 14 million bees escaped after a tractor trailer carrying more than 70,000 pounds of pollinator hives rolled over in northern. Washington.
Speaker 2 5:00
What? So
Speaker 1 5:01
what the fuck is happening?
Speaker 2 5:03
I didn't know that we were like moving such high volumes of bees and. That's a good
Speaker 1 5:08
point. I literally never thought of that either. What? Like just leave them where they are.
Speaker 2 5:13
Yeah, I guess they have lots of uses. I guess like agriculture and other sciences. Maybe I don't know. That's weird.
Speaker 1 5:23
Yeah, that's a good point. But I think we have a lot to work with with a horror movie. I think that
Speaker 2 5:28
yes,
Speaker 1 5:30
this could be really good.
Speaker 2 5:31
So, are you going for an aspect that's like ah bees, like like from the like kind of like the birds, or is it like uh, what's what's the government doing with all these bees?
Speaker 1 5:45
So I think we can tie in both.
Speaker 5 5:47
Ooh, okay. So
Speaker 1 5:48
we'll do like the birds, which I recently watched, and I loved it. I meant to tell you that, but I still got one yet. But I saw
Speaker 2 5:55
you guys post about it, and I was like, "Fuck yeah, I'm excited to catch up.
Speaker 1 5:58
Yeah, Nightmare Signal podcast, by the way.
Speaker 2 6:01
Yeah, check
Speaker 1 6:03
it out. Yeah, so I think we could do like the birds, and then we can solve the mystery. Like this whole time, people are getting attacked, crazy deaths, and then there's a scientist working, and then they uncover the government conspiracy, and then by the end of the movie, they're able to contain all the bees.
Speaker 2 6:24
Oh, and this we could also maybe tie in a bunch of the scientist deaths that have been happening a lot. Have you been seeing any of those conspiracies?
Speaker 1 6:32
No. Is it like, oh, this guy found a cure for cancer and then jumped out a window without his research? Yeah,
Speaker 2 6:38
pretty much. Or like the person that did this kind of space study or whatever is, you know, suddenly hit by a train, and you know things like that. So yeah, there's just like a bunch of conspiracies with that. So we could also tie that in, you know, because then they'll be doing deeper research, and someone will be like, out of the dark corner, like the janitor will come out like the dark corner of the web and be like, "Hey, other scientists have gone down that path. You don't want to do go there. Be careful,
Speaker 1 7:08
and then they're gonna find him. Like, careful. Sorry, sorry. You punctual.
Speaker 5 7:15
Yeah, but sorry,
Speaker 1 7:18
then we could like find his head in a hive, and it would be like the mice where they like build a little wall around it.
Speaker 2 7:26
Yeah, yeah, and there's just like yeah, the hive around his head, and it's just like I imagine it almost like a reanimator, just like the the dude's just like head is just there. Hell yeah, but yeah, and then they, sorry, you might have just said this, but they they build that layer around the sky. Yeah,
Speaker 1 7:44
that'll be fucking cool.
Speaker 2 7:46
Yeah, maybe a sequel could involve like um like maybe wasps get involved, and then we could involve the spiders that like
Speaker 1 7:53
oh yeah they
Speaker 2 7:54
hatch inside of or whatever.
Speaker 1 7:56
Oh, maybe it could like it somehow jumps to people like a tarantula breeder somehow like gets wires crossed and then the fucking wasps start using humans as hosts.
Speaker 2 8:12
Oh yeah, or a wasp they like cross it over with a spider, and the spider starts using humans. Sorry, I didn't mean to.
Speaker 5 8:21
No, it's actually scary. Just like your morning crew.
Speaker 1 8:26
Well, Jamie, you're just like the Georgetown High School morning crew of 2004
Speaker 2 8:35
Oh man, man, I really like the idea of like a head hive, though. Yeah,
Speaker 1 8:41
fuck yeah, that's
Speaker 2 8:42
really cool. Yeah, they just swarm him and heat up his head, and oh, and then it explodes. Yeah,
Speaker 1 8:48
I love an exploding head. It's great.
Speaker 2 8:51
That is awesome. Yeah, lots of really cool stuff that we could do with that.
Speaker 1 8:56
Someone give us money to make the Nervous Laughter Podcast B movie. I was gonna try to think of like a fun title, but you know what? That's in the works.
Speaker 3 9:07
Um, Bee Raiser. I don't know. I'm thinking like Hellraiser. I don't know fucking.
Speaker 1 9:13
That would be cool to have like some slutty bees doing like slutty Hellraiser B stuff. I like that too. I
Speaker 2 9:21
always kind of-I mean, I know that like there's so much sexual stuff in Hellraiser, but I always like-I don't know how I always kind of forget it until I watch it. I'm like, "Oh yeah, this movie is very horny. I'm trying to think if there's any other cool ideas we could do. I just imagine like the Texas bees like wearing little cowboy hats, and they're just like,
Speaker 5 9:47
"Yeah, we're gonna go crazy
Speaker 2 9:49
as a bitch. They
Speaker 1 9:50
could like lasso up some people and like bring them into a giant hive, and then they get encased in the fucking.
Speaker 2 9:57
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, and they'll have. Like a house size hive, basically. Yeah,
Speaker 1 10:03
they could have little like bee revolvers, pistols, holsters.
Speaker 2 10:10
And be like, "Welcome to Texas! Everything's bigger.
Speaker 1 10:15
Yeah, maybe they could be like gigantic bees. That way, you could really see them well and all the detail
Speaker 2 10:22
and their sluttiness. Yeah, all the slutty ones.
Speaker 1 10:26
Yeah, I want to see a bee wearing fishnet stockings. Fuck yeah!
Speaker 2 10:30
This is like fishnet on their stingers and their little legs. Oh, fuck yeah!
Speaker 4 10:37
Okay, well we're we're gonna work on that. So be working out. Oh. So next, I have a another creepy thing that happened in high school. Actually, this is really fucking weird. Kids are just so strange. So I think this was in ninth grade. My friend Amber and I, I'd hang out at her house a lot.
Speaker 1 11:10
This is so stupid, but she would always have like different shampoos because she was an only child, so she could just like have stuff. Did she
Speaker 2 11:19
have L'Oreal kids?
Speaker 1 11:21
No, this was like we were a little too old for Lori. Okay, we would have been like that's baby shampoo.
Speaker 3 11:27
Fair,
Speaker 1 11:28
but she had like the different like Garnier Fruttis and you know herbal essence and stuff like that. So one time I was over there and like one of us was trying out the new shampoo or something, and like her drain was kind of clogged, so of course, like one of us reaches in there and pulls out the thing of hair as you do, dude. It was like gigantic. Maybe it's because it's like the first time that I had ever experienced that. It seemed so huge, but I don't know. I think it was just huge, so we like flung it on her shower wall because and I like explode the shit like everywhere. Yeah, we fucking flung it. We're like, oh my god, it's so fucking weird. Well, I don't remember what happened. Like time went on, we kind of forgot about it. You left it there. Well, what she did, I guess we had been telling someone about this because I've always been a boring storyteller. I'm like, oh yeah, pulled air out of the drain. It's really cool. So she put it in a fucking ziplock bag and brought it to school to tell the person that we were talking to, or to show them, like, "Hey, look at this big thing of hair, and you know, we just kind of like fucked around and would like throw the bag at people and you know, just like being a fucking jackass. Well, at the end of the day, she discovered she did not have it anymore. Oh, so she just lost his bag of hair
Speaker 6 13:15
at school.
Speaker 1 13:16
At school, so someone that worked at the school was definitely way underpaid. Found a fucking Ziploc bag full of just like a Chewbacca conditioner hairball.
Speaker 2 13:30
We'll have to tie that into the movie. The janitor, be a janitor. We'll we'll sign it. Jamie, fucking signed hair bag. Oh, maybe the hairbag could be like something that helps like drive the bees away. Oh, like we could use it like a whip. He'd be like, "I've been conducting the stairs
Speaker 4 13:55
70s. I was gonna say 2002 but
Speaker 1 14:00
they're like, yeah, when you were in high school in the 70s. Oh, sorry, I know that like that
Speaker 2 14:08
doesn't. And I don't know. Maybe they'll make the bees pollinate that, and then it'll just be like they'll all die and get you know get sick and die.
Speaker 1 14:15
That's a good idea. But yeah, I just that story has always like just how creepy and nasty would that be if you were the person that found it? You're like, God damn it! I hate my jokes.
Speaker 2 14:34
These fucking kids and their weird fucking shit. Yeah, I would hate that. It almost. Do you think it's worse to come across that or a dipping bottle? Maybe the hair, because I mean, I don't know. Maybe as an adult I would know what it is, but as a kid I'd be more freaked out.
Speaker 1 14:54
I do feel like I would be more creeped out because part of me would be like, "Is this a weird?" Rich, like witchcraft, like sacrifice. Yeah, but you know, I've seen countless dip bottles in my life, so I do feel like maybe it would be more interesting to find the hairbag.
Speaker 2 15:14
Yeah, hair bag sounds like an insult.
Speaker 4 15:18
Fucking hair bag.
Speaker 2 15:20
Let me um let me Google it real quick and see if it is an older police and detective parlance specifically associated with a New York Police Department. Oh, a hairbag is a archaic or sometimes derogatory slang term used to describe an aging veteran police officer.
Speaker 4 15:40
Oh,
Speaker 2 15:42
yeah,
Speaker 1 15:42
hair bag. Fucking hairbag!
Speaker 2 15:45
Yeah, New York.
Speaker 1 15:47
What was the fucking the mutton
Speaker 2 15:52
chase mutton shunter? Oh
Speaker 1 15:54
yeah, yeah, that's what it is.
Speaker 2 15:55
Mutton shunters.
Speaker 1 15:55
The fucking I forgot
Speaker 2 15:59
shunting hairbag.
Speaker 1 16:00
Is that hair brain? Doesn't that mean like idiot?
Speaker 2 16:05
I don't think I've heard that one.
Speaker 1 16:08
Really? Okay, I think it's. Let's see.
Speaker 2 16:10
That sounds like it. Uh, that's what it would be though.
Speaker 1 16:14
Oh, it's in the dictionary.
Speaker 2 16:16
Oh, really?
Speaker 1 16:18
Oh my god! Why do I have to scroll down so far to get the definition, Merriam-Webster. The shit,
Speaker 2 16:23
foolish, flighty, or impractical.
Speaker 4 16:27
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2 16:29
It just sounds like it tickles.
Speaker 1 16:31
Bunch of hair brains losing fucking hairbag. I'm very sorry if you're a janitor at the school, and you happen to be listening to this.
Speaker 2 16:43
I fucking knew it. Hey, honey, the hail bag. You remember that I found in the in the 70s in the 70s.
Speaker 1 17:00
Fucking crazy! I gotta ask my friend if she remembers that. I'm sure she does. How could you forgive? Well, I could see forgetting something like that because I don't. Yeah, I don't know. It just always stuck out to me.
Speaker 2 17:16
Can just imagine the moment she realizes, like, hair back. Dad's gonna kill me.
Speaker 1 17:25
Yeah, I feel like it was kind of had like a whitish cast to it, you know, because it had like conditioner, so yeah, like extra fucking gross. Oh man, I wish more than anything I had a picture of that.
Speaker 2 17:46
Yeah, you get a picture of it on like your flip phone. Yeah, and
Speaker 1 17:48
then you're just like pixels, but still, that would be special. Speaking of weird and creepy things, Jamie and I went to the movies together recently, which we hadn't been in a while. I think maybe the Substance was the last thing we saw together.
Speaker 2 18:08
Yeah, I think you're right.
Speaker 1 18:09
Yeah, so I went and saw Obsession, which was fucking awesome.
Speaker 2 18:13
Fucking sweet. Alyssa brought sushi, but
Speaker 1 18:19
yeah, I snuck sushi into the movies, but it was more crowded than I anticipated, and there were people on both sides of us, and so I got too nervous to eat it. It's okay. I had shit pizza. Oh, it was shitty.
Speaker 2 18:34
Yeah, I mean, I didn't know what I what to expect. I mean, yeah, not. I've just been spoiled by other movie theaters.
Speaker 1 18:44
Yeah, true. This is this one was very much concession stand, not like restaurant
Speaker 2 18:50
quality. They bring me my food, just stand
Speaker 4 18:53
in
Speaker 1 18:54
line. Yeah, but Jamie had a really funny reaction to something
Speaker 2 19:00
scary. I think you squealed like E, right? I think I was like, I I can't remember exactly, but I didn't really notice I did it until you kind of laughed at it. Ooh, but she was like moving all weird, and it just caught me off guard. So I was just like, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 19:25
Oh, it's so creepy. And there's
Speaker 2 19:28
something else that made me like jump too. I'm not gonna say what it was, just because I don't want to ruin anything. But like, I was like, damn, I haven't really like jumped like that scared in a movie like in a while. I've had like you know little like, huh? But not like big jumps. It was it was great,
Speaker 1 19:42
dude. I had a big jump the other day. That was like the biggest I've ever had.
Speaker 2 19:48
What movie was it? It
Speaker 1 19:50
was Leviticus. So the one that we saw the trailer for, where it's like the the teenage boys that are in love with each other, like in a small town, and. Yeah, so it was like a very, very obvious jump scare was about to happen, but like the whole movie is just so fucking stressful, intense. So I was kind of like sitting on my hands like this. The thing happened that I saw coming from a mile away, and I fucking put my hands over my eyes like a literal child. That is what I did. Yup.
Speaker 2 20:35
Did anyone react? Oh yeah. Who were
Speaker 1 20:40
Matthew laughed at me, and then him laughing. I think made somebody else laugh, and
Speaker 2 20:46
oh, that's so funny. I guess I, I don't remember if that trailer seems scary or not. Was it supposed to be a horse? Yeah,
Speaker 1 20:57
it's kind of like they get this like religious conversion therapy, and then it makes them see basically like a scary mimic of who they love the most, and then that mimic like tries to kill them. Oh, okay. They when we saw the trailer, they the guys kissed, and Jamie, she goes, ooh, boys kissing, ooh.
Speaker 2 21:30
I remember. You probably haven't seen this movie. I don't think it was like a very big movie at the time, but it was called a imaginary heroes. But it's kind of like a like boy love story, and me, my friend, would watch it together like all the time, and we're like, ah, they're so in love, and it's so tragic, and yeah, that was my, I guess, young, one of my young coming to age type of movie things.
Speaker 1 21:56
That was your like early 2000s heated rivalry,
Speaker 2 22:01
heated rivalry. Oh,
Speaker 1 22:03
that's the. Oh, you mean like the the book? Yeah, the hockey players. It's a show now too. Apparently,
Speaker 2 22:11
I was like, bring it on. I guess that was pretty heated. This is a
Speaker 1 22:18
different kind of heated, special kind of teenage,
Speaker 2 22:22
like totally. Oh wow! Is that what that that was from? Like totally freaked me out. My name is Torrance.
Speaker 4 22:28
Hell yeah! That whole movie
Speaker 1 22:30
memorized. Some people were calling Leviticus haunted rivalry, though, because like gay guys hockey the horror movie yeah I don't know
Speaker 2 22:44
making out
Speaker 1 22:48
I did have another embarrassing movie thing so I saw a movie that was like not horror related at all and it's like two friends, and they're messing around, and one of them like jumps out to scare the other one, and that scared
Speaker 3 23:12
me.
Speaker 5 23:13
She jumps out like boo, and I'm like,
Speaker 2 23:18
bitch. I see what we're even supposed to like
Speaker 5 23:21
be set up that way. It was just like we're being silly. Oh,
Speaker 1 23:25
that's Brandon. I was like, oh my god, there's a baby waking up. What do
Speaker 5 23:30
I do?
Speaker 2 23:31
Yeah, he's uh, my mic's right there. Yeah, he's spraying the poison. Ah, he's being pest man. Would you feel more comfortable if I can close things down.
Speaker 5 23:43
That would be really fun. Should I go home? Are you guys fighting?
Speaker 1 23:49
Should I leave? Are you in trouble? Yeah. One time, Jamie was at my house and we were having plumbing issues, and she asked if she should leave. Should I go? Which is the melon question? Because like, I don't know. You had to poop or something. Maybe you should have left.
Speaker 2 24:07
Yeah, you guys put me on the spot. Like, what do you have to pay Jamie? Better get in there before we turn the water
Speaker 1 24:14
on. We know you like shitting in weird places, so I don't want to find it in the fucking sink. That's
Speaker 2 24:19
what broke the pipe,
Speaker 1 24:20
trying to fucking waffle stomp. I went into the a shower at my gym the other day, and I don't know why they didn't have the cone like outside of the shower, but you kind of have to like walk in, and they had a cone like in front of the shower that was like filled to the brim. Whoa! With like white soapy, gross-looking water. Like, why did I have to see this? Close the curtain and put the curt the cone in front of the curtain.
Speaker 2 25:00
Was there hair in it? I don't know. But
Speaker 1 25:03
I had to go in the shower next to it, and I was so scared that mine was gonna like start rising. I was gonna get some of that nasty water from the other side.
Speaker 2 25:12
We might back up the other one, and
Speaker 1 25:17
terrifying. Yeah, apparently, lots of dumb shit scares me. So,
Speaker 2 25:22
boo. Oh, shower water. Say, hey, Alyssa. Boo. You're the jumpy one today. Oh, it's usually me.
Speaker 3 25:34
Yeah, I'm super jumpy. Um,
Speaker 1 25:41
one of other weird thing. Speaking of horror movies, have you ever heard of the movie Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?
Speaker 3 25:53
I don't. I feel like I've heard the name, but I don't know.
Speaker 1 25:57
So it's from. Let's see. It's uh from 1962. It's um Betty Davis and Joan Crawford, which you know are like huge.
Speaker 2 26:12
That's why I've heard it. My mom loves Betty Davis.
Speaker 1 26:15
Oh hell yeah! So this movie is definitely very cringy and uncomfortable. I highly recommend it. Basically, Betty Davis plays this like washed-up child star, and she kind of goes fucking crazy, and she still like dresses like a little girl and like thinks that she's Baby Jane, which was you know her stage name, yeah. And even though her dad is alive, she sings this little song called "Letter to Daddy" about her dad being dead. Oh, and it's just like something she would perform as a little girl, I don't know why
Speaker 2 27:02
it made me think of Andy in the office when he's singing that song from like that little girl's point of view.
Speaker 1 27:08
Oh God, I don't remember that. It was like something about with like soldiers
Speaker 2 27:13
in the war and stuff too, and it was like,
Speaker 7 27:15
please come
Speaker 2 27:16
home and save this little girl or
Speaker 1 27:18
something. It was great. That is pretty much what she does. She has this guy that she's trying to date, kind of, and she has him over to her house, and she's like, "Hey, I'm gonna do this performance for you. No,
Speaker 2 27:36
not sexy. Does she do sexy baby?
Speaker 1 27:39
Uh, no.
Speaker 4 27:41
Okay,
Speaker 1 27:41
just, just like baby, but she's like a 50-year-old woman. Oh,
Speaker 2 27:46
okay, okay.
Speaker 1 27:47
It's very creepy. So I was gonna play the song for you.
Speaker 4 27:50
Oh.
Speaker 8 28:05
I've written a letter to Daddy. His address is heaven above.
Speaker 1 28:14
It's wonderful.
Speaker 8 28:25
I've written a letter to Daddy. His address is heaven above. I've written, dear Daddy, we miss you and wish you were with us to love. Instead of a stamp, I put kisses. The boatswain says that's best to do. I've written a letter to Dante saying I love. you. I've written a letter to Betty saying I love you.
Speaker 1 30:02
Yeah, the piano guy's just like surely. Yikes! So, Jamie, what if you were gonna have a musical guest on your sketch show Saturday Night Live at Batch Comedy for Sunday? Huh? Are
Speaker 2 30:19
you offering?
Speaker 1 30:21
Oh shit! No, I was like, "Oh, are you gonna do that? Are you gonna do that? I was gonna say, "What if like someone was like, 'Let me audition for it, and then they did that.
Speaker 3 30:36
What would you do? Would you try to get them to lean into a door to make it
Speaker 2 30:42
tell them we could do it for the Halloween show because it is weird and it it it does have a level of a really high level of creepy to it
Speaker 1 30:57
yes
Speaker 2 30:57
especially with just like whole dance to it and stuff.
Speaker 1 31:01
Like, and why did she forget how to fucking sing? Like, she was a child star. I feel like she was very off key there.
Speaker 2 31:08
Yeah, Granny, I feel like it. Kind of felt to me more of her being like childlike, I guess, because it's like you know, kids just like yell when they sing. They're just like, yeah, that's true. Yes,
Speaker 2 31:21
and having watched a lot of Corey Feldman stuff, he was like, he did singing stuff when he was a child, and he never learned how to sing properly. And he was just yes man his whole life, and that's how he got his awful music. I guess you could call it career. Careers don't have to be successful, but yeah, he sucks at singing.
Speaker 1 31:49
Oh my gosh! So yeah, I
Speaker 2 31:50
just kind of felt like kind of it kind of gave me that vibe, you know, like just like spoiled kid star, and she just yeah.
Speaker 1 31:57
And you saying that about kids just like yelling to sing? So my friend, that actually the one that had the hair bag, Amber. Speaking of her, I
Speaker 2 32:08
feel like at my meet time, I'm be like, "Oh, that's the hair bag.
Speaker 1 32:11
You have met her before, yeah. But yeah, next time y'all are in the same room, I'm gonna be like, "This is hair bag. But she was showing me a video. Her daughter graduated pre-K, and they did like this little song at their graduation, and all the kids were just fucking screaming. And like, I didn't think about like that's how kids sing, and I was like, are they like all trying to like outdo each other, or like what the fuck is going on? And she's showing me, and I'm like chuckling because I'm like, oh, it's cute. And I like I look over, and she's like teary-eyed, and she's like, I'm so proud of her. She's just yelling.
Speaker 5 32:55
I know. I was like, doesn't she do this at home?
Speaker 1 32:59
And I was like, "Oh my god, it's so funny! Like a you know a person with an actual child, and then like a person that doesn't have kids. I'm just like, "It's funny and cute. And she's like, "This is so emotional.
Speaker 2 33:16
Yeah, from completely different. Yeah,
Speaker 5 33:18
yes.
Speaker 2 33:21
Have you seen um? There's this one little video. It's cute. It's um, Skype playing piano in public, and this little girl, like little girl, comes up and she's like, "Can you play Frozen? And she sings, "Let it go, and it's just so cute because it's like the tiniest little voice, and
Speaker 1 33:37
yeah, it was
Speaker 2 33:38
adorable.
Speaker 3 33:39
That's cute. It makes me
Speaker 5 33:42
misty-eyed watching the video. Oh, hairbag! Oh, yeah. Oh, hair bag. We're just hair bags
Speaker 2 33:50
stirring over here.
Speaker 1 33:51
Hairbag. She was my number one coffee sister for a long time. I mean, she's still a great coffee sister, you
Speaker 2 34:02
know. Yeah, coffee every once in a while. Yeah, we
Speaker 1 34:04
coffee. Yeah, she we have very different lives. She's, you know, doing kids singing things, and I'm just like, like, oh, I'm gonna fucking come up with some dumbass shit to talk about,
Speaker 2 34:21
and. And integrate my cats later this week. You know, you got a lot going on. Yeah,
Speaker 5 34:27
Lucy lies. The
Speaker 2 34:31
cats won't integrate themselves. That's
Speaker 1 34:33
true. That's true. And that's all I have. Those weren't really as like creepy as I thought, but you know, it's kind of in the creepy vein. Yeah, I hope you thought it was spooky, people listening.
Speaker 2 34:48
Yeah, I really want to watch that Baby Jane movie. Hell yeah! This is a creepy and like really awesome ways.
Speaker 1 34:56
Yeah, I I like it. It's a little bit on the long side. For what it is, but overall, it's very good.
Speaker 2 35:03
Well, you guys are all very good for making it to the end of this episode. Yes,
Speaker 2 35:09
and we're proud of you. And like a mother crying at her child singing, we are proud of you.
Speaker 4 35:17
Yes,
Speaker 2 35:18
and yeah, follow us on Instagram. Like, you know, comment, subscribe.
Speaker 1 35:22
Yes, and one day when we're old and washed up, this will be us singing a podcast song.
Speaker 2 35:30
Yeah, and then you know how we're gonna end that episode? Party on!