Alyssa is serving up some tickity boo victorian slang this episode. If you miss this, then you’re just shootin it in the brown, girl!
Alyssa is serving up some tickity boo victorian slang this episode. If you miss this, then you’re just shootin it in the brown, girl!
“Passing English of the Victorian Era: A Dictionary of Heterodox English, Slang, and Phrase” by James Redding Ware
Speaker 1 0:00
Recently, G was-I don't remember exactly. He was trying to say that I was like pulling him into something weird, and he was like, "Yeah, it's like you're trying to flor di le me, and I was like, "What the fuck are you talking about? And then I figured out he was trying to say "folly ado.
Speaker 2 0:51
Oh, I was like, what did what do like the New Orleans Saints or you know whatever have to do? Who dat Nervous Laughter Podcast? Oh, be that, and I'm that Jamie.
Speaker 1 1:05
I'm Dad, Alyssa. Yeah, yeah, we're here
Speaker 2 1:09
on the Nervous Laughter Podcast.
Speaker 1 1:11
Yes, here to Florida Lee, you all.
Speaker 2 1:13
Yeah, man. Yeah, I remember just so much of that when I lived in Mississippi. It was all over. So many saints.
Speaker 1 1:21
I had a friend that lived in Louisiana for a while, and she was super into the saints. Yeah, so I have a little bit of knowledge that I learned unwillingly.
Speaker 2 1:33
Yeah, and everyone's like, "Oh, they're the aints. Oh,
Speaker 1 1:38
that was pretty good burn.
Speaker 2 1:39
Yeah,
Speaker 1 1:40
here it's the cowgirls instead of the cowboys. I'm like, do y'all even like women? You're a girl. Ew!
Speaker 2 1:50
Aren't the cheerleaders called the cowgirls? Or am I actually? I don't know. Tripping. All right, maybe I just assume that because I don't know, make would make sense. Yeah, I think they're
Speaker 1 1:58
just called the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders.
Speaker 3 2:00
Oh, there's such a
Speaker 4 2:01
show about them. I don't
Speaker 2 2:04
know. Oh, they're like a reality show. Yeah, I haven't seen it. Well, in another word thing, we found out recently that Matthew is a real word. Hell yeah! According to Marion Dick, according. according according to Merriam-Webster, a fathead is a noun, and as we you know use it, it's a fat person. It's a stupid person, and it was first used in 1842 vintage. Yes. we're throwing it back. We are. We're
Speaker 1 2:45
using it out of love,
Speaker 5 2:46
though. Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 2:54
I'm messing up the podcast already.
Speaker 3 2:56
So we
Speaker 1 2:58
have kind of a throwback today because earlier in the history of the podcast we would often talk about just random weird words that we would had come across and friend of the podcast D Rock host of the Nightmare Signal podcast that I'm also on. He sent Jamie and I a post about something that I'd kind of forgot about, but I've been wanting to talk about here for a while.
Speaker 2 3:31
Oh, sweet!
Speaker 1 3:32
And it's weird Victorian slang.
Speaker 2 3:34
Oh yes! Oh man, I'm excited. Okay,
Speaker 1 3:38
hell yeah,
Speaker 2 3:39
sweet. Yeah, I think I've been seeing stuff recently that is like Victorian ladies had this special like emerald green that was made with like arsenic or some shit. Whoa,
Speaker 1 3:50
man! There's so many other Victorian topics that I want to talk about in the future too. Oh,
Speaker 2 3:56
cool! I'm excited.
Speaker 1 3:56
Oh my gosh! And if you haven't listened to them before Jamie did at least one episode, if not two, about Victorians using mummies to make paint. Yeah, called Mummy Brown. Yeah, and talked a little bit about how they would eat mummies as well. So this weather's kind of a shortage because they were eating fucking dead people, eating it, making pain out of it. You know who knows what else. Yeah,
Speaker 2 4:29
respecting it in all kinds of ways.
Speaker 1 4:31
Yes, being very very respectful. But I have a couple phrases that kind of got me interested in this topic, and they were also in the post that Drock sent, and a little bit of history, and then I have the phrases kind of broken down into different sections. So
Speaker 5 4:53
okay, cool.
Speaker 1 4:54
You can learn along and implement them into your modern day vocabulary. And everyone can be like, "What the fuck are you saying?
Speaker 2 5:03
Yeah, I mean, we're bringing Fathead back. It's
Speaker 1 5:05
true.
Speaker 2 5:06
We bringing we're bringing Victorian back, baby. We're
Speaker 1 5:09
bringing it back. It's not problematic at all. It's cool.
Speaker 6 5:13
Yeah, actually, problematic is in. Think about the world we're in right now. It's
Speaker 2 5:19
the only way you stand out now? It's
Speaker 1 5:21
true. Don't believe in doctors. Eat dead people. It's fine. So the first phrase that I learned that kind of got me into this idea of Victorian language, they would say that someone got the morbs or a case of the morbs, which was feeling melancholy or miserable, like morbid.
Speaker 2 5:44
Oh, oh, okay. And I like that. Yeah, that feels very Zoomery too. It really
Speaker 1 5:48
does. Yeah, just like I feel like I would shorten
Speaker 2 5:51
morbid and be like, "Hey, morbs, pretty morb or whatever. Yeah, pretty morbs, morbidge. Oh yeah, because I'm like so, uh, so like in Twitch chat, a lot people will do like, or at least this is what I think it is. It's like a you know like sage, but they'll do like instead of sage, they'll replace it with like something else in it. And so like if um, so if like something makes you cry or something, it'd be like cryage or like shit like that. Like it feels almost like that, sort of. That's
Speaker 1 6:27
gonna be their new morbs, morgue, morbidge, morbidge core. And another one. I feel like this would be taken different in modern times. But if you're saying you're not up to dick, that means pardon. I beg your finest pardon. That means you're not feeling well. I feel like today that would be like, yeah, I'm not really doing anything. I'm I'm not up to dick. But back then, like I'm a little under the weather. Not up to dick,
Speaker 2 7:01
yeah. I mean, I do like that. That, I mean, it feels like I'm not up to shit, you know. Yeah, I'm not up to dick, shit, or fuck,
Speaker 1 7:11
or piss if you want to just swear in a weird way like a kid would.
Speaker 5 7:15
I ain't up to piss. I ain't up to frick, man. Yeah,
Speaker 1 7:22
frick. fricking nothing.
Speaker 3 7:24
Oh, sorry.
Speaker 1 7:26
Oh no,
Speaker 2 7:27
I can't remember if it was you or no. I think it was my sister. She met someone else that uses the word front foot.
Speaker 6 7:36
Oh, I that was that was you. Daughter, yeah. Okay, okay, okay, okay. But yeah, okay. Okay. Was you
Speaker 2 7:43
okay? Front
Speaker 1 7:43
bud is more common than we thought. I
Speaker 2 7:47
just it it just you know that word reminded me of it, so I just had to had to okay
Speaker 1 7:52
yeah. I don't even remember how that came up, but I got so excited when she said that, I was like, "Oh my god, front butt! What a dumb thing to be excited about! But it's funny. It is a small world, small world of front butts. Oh, I forgot my little history thing here.
Speaker 3 8:18
Oh no! Oh no!
Speaker 1 8:22
This isn't 1909, but that seems like a long time ago. I don't know if that's a typo, but there was a book published about Victorian slang called "Passing English of the Victorian Area: A Dictionary of Heterodox English slang and phrase, and it was by someone named Jay Redding Ware. And in the book, the author describes Victorian slang as a river of new language, which has its tide and ebb, and often it's very seasonably local, so maybe some of these would just be in some little regions and not.
Speaker 7 9:08
Oh, you know, throughout
Speaker 1 9:10
the like maybe the mummy eaters had a different language than the people over here that had never eaten a mummy. Yeah, like
Speaker 2 9:19
the fuck. I'm trying to think of the. There's a word for that, isn't
Speaker 1 9:24
it? Like regional.
Speaker 3 9:26
Oh
Speaker 1 9:26
wait. Yeah.
Speaker 2 9:27
So yeah, there might be another one, but maybe not. Okay, I can't remember the. It's not important.
Speaker 4 9:38
Yeah, I don't know. Apparently, I am a little not up to dick in the brain
Speaker 6 9:45
today. Same brain is not
Speaker 1 9:49
up to dick.
Speaker 2 9:50
I wish I would have named the book something cooler, like yeah, like not up to dick or yeah, what's the dick with you?
Speaker 1 9:58
How's the dick, bro?
Speaker 2 10:00
How's the deck up there?
Speaker 1 10:02
So our first little subsection is going to be about the body and different names for body parts.
Speaker 3 10:10
Okay. So
Speaker 1 10:11
I'm going to ask you to guess a couple of these. Yes. Couple of these. I have a little. I'm going to use it in a sentence, or if there's anything that strikes you, feel free to use it in this case.
Speaker 5 10:22
Okay,
Speaker 1 10:22
so this first one that I'd like you to guess, we're gonna start strong with saucebox.
Speaker 2 10:30
Saucebox, your face. I
Speaker 6 10:34
feel like I can see the wheels in your brain turning, and you're like, "Did I hear you right? Excuse me.
Speaker 2 10:40
What the dick? I guess your stomach. I mean, you get fossils in there.
Speaker 1 10:47
Yes, I feel like it sounds like an extremely vulgar name for a vagina. If I'm being honest, that's the first thing I thought.
Speaker 5 10:56
Yeah,
Speaker 1 10:57
but apparently it's your mouth. Oh, okay. Which I guess, yeah, you're putting some mice in
Speaker 3 11:02
there. You're
Speaker 2 11:04
giving the sauce. You're talking the sauce. Shut your fucking
Speaker 3 11:07
sauce box. Fucking weird.
Speaker 2 11:13
Before I suck the sauce right out of you. Ew.
Speaker 1 11:16
So gross. Ooh, and I bet. Oh no, I'm not even gonna go there. I'm thinking. Um, this bony part. I'll give you a small hint. There are two of them. Your daddles. What daddles? My daddles are a weekend. Do only women have them? No. Okay. Well, I guess men also have breasts, but whatever.
Speaker 2 11:51
My knees, my elbows. Oh, hands. My dad. My paddles. Battle paddles. I was guessing those would be like flappers. That
Speaker 1 12:01
would be better. My dad.
Speaker 3 12:02
Oh,
Speaker 1 12:03
it says that that originated from boxing terms, so maybe that's like something to do with gloves or who fucking knows. Battles. They're
Speaker 5 12:14
throwing daddles at each other.
Speaker 2 12:17
Fucking oh, slap you across the face with my daddles. Oh my god, that's why dads got their name.
Speaker 6 12:26
Oh yeah, yeah. The domestic violence.
Speaker 1 12:32
Yes. We also have Cupid's kettle drums, boobies. Yes, those are breasts. Come play these kettle drums. Our next category is what I'm calling the presidential section. Oh, that's something. These can all be used for our current president, so they're not good. Oh,
Speaker 2 13:02
okay, okay. They're bad. Yeah. So things like shipmack.
Speaker 1 13:05
Yeah.
Speaker 2 13:07
Donald
Speaker 1 13:08
pedophile in here, but yeah, we need one one of that. Except Victorians probably had like 12 year old wives, so they probably didn't have a word for that.
Speaker 2 13:17
Yeah,
Speaker 1 13:17
that's great. Um, this one is something that that old fuck claims happens a lot, which is the evening wheezes. Any guesses on that?
Speaker 2 13:34
I mean, farts is the first thing that comes to mind. Oh, but like I don't know. I guess just coughing.
Speaker 1 13:41
Fake news. Oh
Speaker 2 13:42
wait, really?
Speaker 7 13:43
Yeah. Evening wheezes. Pulse or made up news.
Speaker 2 13:48
Wow. So that's a fake news has been around for a long fucking time. Jesus Christ.
Speaker 6 13:53
I know. When I read that, I was like, oh, I have to make a presidential section. Oh, next time he
Speaker 2 13:59
says fake news, I'm be like the evening wheezes. This one, this is something that he also has, which is
Speaker 1 14:15
a major McFluffer, which is a lapse of memory. You may. make fluffle. I I was gonna try to use in a sentence, but how the fuck do you use major Mac Fluffer? Maybe not Mick Mac Fluffer.
Speaker 2 14:36
It works a lot though too with like the McDonald's love and all that too. Yeah. So, lapse in brain. Yeah. So, like as he talks, he has a a real major brain fluffer. Or sorry, was it brain fluff?
Speaker 6 14:52
Brain fluffer.
Speaker 1 14:53
Mac
Speaker 2 14:54
fluffer. Major. Oh, MacFluffer. He had a real McFluffer over
Speaker 3 14:59
the.
Speaker 1 15:00
I know. I kind of want to use like the Chicago accent for some of these. I don't know Victorian, not Chicago. Honestly, I don't know what the fuck their accent would be, though. I, I don't know. We can just do Chicago.
Speaker 5 15:14
I've got the black lung paw. There's arsenic in our
Speaker 1 15:21
tank. Did you say in our tank? In our paint.
Speaker 8 15:27
Probably their tank was probably all over the place.
Speaker 2 15:30
Let's be real.
Speaker 1 15:31
Yeah, they're probably like we make fucking diapers out of asbestos laced with arsenic. Ladies' pants laced with cokes, arsenic. Oh God, dressing. So sometimes this one's positive for us since we don't like Trump. Sometimes reporters give him a mouth pie, which is a scolding, usually by a woman.
Speaker 2 16:02
Oh, oh, of course it has to be by a woman.
Speaker 1 16:05
Yeah, your fucking mouthpiece. I come home after drinking, and I just hear your fucking mouth pie flapping around,
Speaker 2 16:17
yapping everywhere. Why don't you go get one of those arsenic pads to calm your your lady crazies,
Speaker 7 16:25
lady crazies? Get some pet heroin
Speaker 6 16:30
syrup and leave me alone. Yeah, having
Speaker 2 16:32
a Mac fluffo
Speaker 1 16:34
not my problem. I can't wait to see where we are by the end of this episode. We're gonna have an entirely new, made-up fucking language
Speaker 2 16:46
and a different accent. Yeah,
Speaker 3 16:48
different accent each time. That's totally fine. Um, you could also say that Trump is
Speaker 1 17:00
a meter, M E A T E R, which is a street term for someone cowardly.
Speaker 8 17:08
Ah, okay. That
Speaker 1 17:10
damn meter won't release the Epstein file.
Speaker 2 17:13
He's a I keep wanting to say like meat water, meathead. That's meter, meter. It sounds like a very like nerdly insult. It does. Now that would be a sick Victorian child. A meter. Yeah. Or no, no,
Speaker 6 17:27
no, no. They would. They
Speaker 2 17:28
would use that. Oh yes, yes.
Speaker 5 17:31
Mama's being a weird meter today. Meter.
Speaker 1 17:36
Can't breathe. Give me my hair away. Um. This is a group that Trump loves, and they fucking idolize this group within the Republican Party, and that's the damn mutton shunters. It's
Speaker 6 17:57
a lubrication shunters. It's the police officers. Yeah. Oh, okay. Same thing. Yeah. You got it. You got it. Mutton shunters. Mutton
Speaker 2 18:08
shunters. Okay. So I guess like, I guess I would just imagine like you know mutton chops like a dog. Oh yeah. I don't know. Maybe like that. A dog. Yeah. Mutton hunter. Yeah.
Speaker 4 18:20
I don't know. I should have looked up like the origin of some of these, but
Speaker 1 18:30
also I don't know. I was like, there's too many to look into them that closely.
Speaker 2 18:36
Yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 1 18:38
Now we're gonna move on to our general shit talking category. Oh
Speaker 5 18:42
yeah.
Speaker 1 18:43
So you can also use these towards Trump or anyone that you don't like. Um, this one is actually me. Um, one of the nicknames that G has for me is Spilly McSpillster, but if we were Victorian, he would maybe call me a foozler, which is someone who's clumsy.
Speaker 2 19:07
You foozler, I like foozler. Yeah, it's kind of like a fun name for like you know, just every time I think of
Speaker 1 19:17
something, I can be called a foozler now.
Speaker 2 19:21
Oh. Oh, for some reason I feel like you have to like point when you do it. No foosling in my house. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1 19:32
that's what a mom would say. She's like, stop fucking foozling! I just cleaned the carpet.
Speaker 2 19:38
Stop fucking fiddle fooling around over there.
Speaker 1 19:43
You fucking
Speaker 3 19:46
foozer!
Speaker 1 19:46
Oh, are you a major McFluffer? Someone who forgets things slash laughs of memory. I told you I clean the carpet. Don't be a foozler in here.
Speaker 2 19:59
Ah. Or else you'll have to fight me, or else you're a mutton hunter. Yeah,
Speaker 6 20:06
I'll be called the mutton hunter bunny. All
Speaker 2 20:11
right, no, not mutton hunter. The what was the
Speaker 4 20:15
one for? Ah, fucking shit. Sorry. No, you're totally. There's so fucking many. The
Speaker 2 20:21
one for um.
Speaker 1 20:23
There's oh mouthpie. That one's the scolding by a woman.
Speaker 2 20:27
Oh yeah, that one could work. I don't think it was the one I was thinking of. That's better than I think what I was thinking.
Speaker 1 20:34
Uh, then let's see. Oh, I'll use this one in a sentence. After having my 20th high school reunion last weekend, I feel I'm at a dizzy age. Do you want to guess what dizzy
Speaker 2 20:49
is? Just feeling older? Yes, elderly age.
Speaker 6 20:52
I was hoping you would get it wrong. Be like, no, you're young. I would never think that middle high school reunion. You know,
Speaker 1 21:02
a dizzy age. Like that one's kind of sad. Like grandpa over there just dizzying around.
Speaker 2 21:12
Some of they call it Twilight years too. I guess. Oh yeah, kind of like you know at the end. Yeah,
Speaker 1 21:17
that one's sad too. Yeah. Oh, I like that.
Speaker 2 21:21
Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1 21:23
um, if you're just kind of wanting to relax, not really do a whole lot, but people may use this as like a negative term. You could be nursing the hoe handle, which is being lazy.
Speaker 2 21:43
Oh, I thought it would just be like gardening.
Speaker 1 21:46
Oh, it's like that would make sense, like
Speaker 2 21:48
in hoeing nursery tending to it.
Speaker 1 21:51
You're not in the garden. You're inside on too much heroin syrup.
Speaker 2 21:58
So, what is the hoe handle? I guess I took it like the no idea. Okay, I
Speaker 1 22:04
don't know nursing the hoe handle. I guess I can look that up real quick and see what a hoe handle is.
Speaker 2 22:12
What the fuck is a hoe handle?
Speaker 1 22:16
Let's see. I'm getting caught up in a bunch of stuff that's wrong.
Speaker 2 22:21
What I found was basically just like yeah the like gardening tool hoe, but it would be like you're a farm hand or whatever, and you're just like leaning, leaning up on it or just using that making stick,
Speaker 3 22:36
yeah, rather
Speaker 2 22:36
than like using it. I don't know. I took it to be like, oh yeah, you're fucking you're nursing that thing. You're, yeah, you're nursing a drink. You're drinking it, right? I don't know.
Speaker 1 22:47
Some of these are too fucking weird to interpret. I don't know. This one made me laugh. Shoot into the brown.
Speaker 7 22:59
I wish we were doing a video. Your faces and things are funny. What do you think? All of them just
Speaker 2 23:07
like excuse me. I mean, it's like put it in the butt. I didn't
Speaker 1 23:15
even think about put it in the butt. I was just like, oh, you're just shooting a pile of poop. is to fail at something, and this says it's referring to missing the target while shooting a rifle, shooting into the brown. I guess or something. Yeah. Okay.
Speaker 2 23:34
Okay. Okay. That's the butt in the butt. Shoot it in the brown, girl. That's how. it was. Do you mind if I shoot it in the brown
Speaker 7 23:46
tonight, honey? It's our anniversary. You can shoot it in the brown tonight. Well, damn, he shot it in the brown. Oh, so fucking funny.
Speaker 1 24:00
And speaking of sex acts, I felt like this one seems like something that two gay women would be together, and that is Coffee Sisters. Oh, that's great! Yeah, it just means gossipy people, but I just feel like that's like a lesbian thing, being coffee sisters. I can see how it's a
Speaker 2 24:30
gossipy thing, you know, just like
Speaker 1 24:32
yeah, you're sitting. I guess today would be like chatty
Speaker 2 24:35
sisters,
Speaker 1 24:36
yeah.
Speaker 2 24:36
But yeah, it does also sound like because like it also makes me think like hot coffee sisters like you know like the the hot coffee cheat code from GTA way back in the day where I don't know
Speaker 1 24:51
this
Speaker 2 24:51
you show up to the lady's house I don't remember which GTA but you put in the hot coffee code and it's like a a cut sex scene.
Speaker 7 25:00
Oh, nice! Yeah,
Speaker 2 25:01
and then after that was found, I think they had to like change the rating or like include nudity in it. So like, oh no, yeah, it's fun stuff.
Speaker 1 25:11
That was awesome. Next, we have the good times section. So we could be having some of these on the podcast, one could say that we are just sitting here nanti narking on the podcast. Yep,
Speaker 5 25:35
yapping,
Speaker 1 25:36
having almost too much fun. Oh, nanti narking, nanti narking. Nancy Narkin, Nancy Narkin with my coffee sister
Speaker 2 25:47
on Nervous Laughter. Oh, oh, I, I got one for Coffee Sister. Is like, is Auntie Robin and her roommate coffee sister?
Speaker 8 26:00
yeah. Do they?
Speaker 2 26:06
Was this the one yickety? Not yickity yakking.
Speaker 1 26:10
Oh, nancy narking. Oh,
Speaker 2 26:12
nanti narking. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Yeah, they're always nanty narking over the like
Speaker 1 26:17
coffee sisters nanti narking. This one, I feel like maybe we've even talked about on here, or I don't know. Sounds familiar. Scuttle butt.
Speaker 3 26:30
Yes, because okay,
Speaker 6 26:34
I knew it sounded familiar
Speaker 2 26:36
because the I think it just says it's just like a gossip or whatever. It's scuttlebutt, but there, I I don't know if it's still there, but yeah, in like Louisiana, like not far from where we lived in Mississippi, there was a strip club called Scuttlebutt. Hell yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1 26:56
nice. So that one we do have a little info on. the term originates from sailors who'd scuttle or cut a hole in the butt or cask of water and chat while doing so. Oh, so it's like a fucking water cooler gossip in the office.
Speaker 2 27:20
Oh, so kind of like in a in prison, like they do with the toilets. Oh,
Speaker 1 27:26
what's the toilet thing?
Speaker 2 27:28
Or maybe they just pass notes through the toilet. There's like
Speaker 1 27:31
that could be a scuttlebutt.
Speaker 2 27:33
Yeah, because they can like pass it down like from the top through the bottom. I watched that like glow in the jail or whatever show. They like call it toilet talk?
Speaker 6 27:44
Toilet? Do they really call it talk? Talk to his girl man.
Speaker 1 27:50
I feel like you know if you're in jail, I totally get it. But man, I also feel like I would have to be really desperate to use toilet talk?
Speaker 3 28:01
Yeah, toilets are just.
Speaker 2 28:06
Yeah, there was a Brayden's niece. He has he has a few nieces, and one of them, she just I don't know. They always kind of like talk shit about each other, just fun and stuff. And then they're like, "Oh yeah, she's got a new boyfriend, and then the other one was like, "Yeah, she met him on the toilet talk. I think I was the only one that knew what that was. It was so funny.
Speaker 3 28:30
Toilet talk. What the what the scuttle?
Speaker 1 28:36
So scuttle. Um, you could say the state of our podcast is tickety boo. Do you want to know or hear what that is? Tickety boo. Tickety
Speaker 3 28:52
boo. Oh, tickety boo. Um, amazing.
Speaker 1 28:57
Yes, in good order or condition.
Speaker 8 28:59
Ah, cool, cool. Chickadee boo,
Speaker 2 29:01
bitch.
Speaker 5 29:02
Chickity boo. Ticky, tickity, ticky, tickity boo. They'll shoot on you anytime, anywhere. Shoot into the craft. Shoot into the craft. And just shoot. Just shoot.
Speaker 1 29:20
Uh, this one is. something that we both enjoy doing sometimes when we need a break, and that's being a muffin walloper. Oh,
Speaker 2 29:33
just like having treat.
Speaker 1 29:35
Yeah, says someone sitting at home eating cakes instead of cooking. Fuck yeah, dude! Muffin walloper, yeah, fuck yeah! It's so awesome to see how like
Speaker 2 29:49
how much our times had in common. Yeah,
Speaker 3 29:51
muffin walloper,
Speaker 2 29:54
you know, muffin walloper and your pie hole, eye mouth.
Speaker 1 30:00
Oh yeah, what was the? I'm already forgetting all of them. Oh, mouthpie, that was the scolding. Oh yeah, we got a hey ladies section. Coffee sisters could also be in here, but these are type, but different types of women. We have
Speaker 5 30:23
el gray.
Speaker 3 30:24
What
Speaker 2 30:25
as an elgray? Is it going to be like fucking? Are they all going to be like derogatory kind of?
Speaker 1 30:30
Oh no. Oh
Speaker 8 30:30
okay. Okay. One
Speaker 1 30:32
is, but okay
Speaker 2 30:34
fair.
Speaker 1 30:35
We have a dolly mop. A
Speaker 2 30:37
dolly mop.
Speaker 1 30:38
Dolly mop.
Speaker 2 30:38
Also sounds like it needs a Chicago accent,
Speaker 1 30:41
a dolly, a
Speaker 2 30:41
dolly mopsy.
Speaker 1 30:43
Got a dolly mop on the corner.
Speaker 2 30:44
Sounds like a dummy head.
Speaker 1 30:47
Oh yeah, it does. This is a woman dabbling in sex work, which I like that they have dabbling in there. Like I just do it every once in a while. Yeah,
Speaker 2 30:58
it's part time
Speaker 6 31:00
from a dolly mopping, I let people shoot it to the front, and I don't
Speaker 2 31:12
let those mutt hunters hit me on the
Speaker 1 31:18
molly whopping, or not Molly Watt. Wait, Dolly, Dolly March. Okay. Oh yeah, I forgot. I forgot the other weird mop. I don't know. Um, this one I'll use in a sentence. I do a podcast with the jammiest bits of jam, Jamie.
Speaker 2 31:40
Yeah. So Jamie is. bits of jam.
Speaker 1 31:44
Yeah.
Speaker 2 31:44
Oh, that's actually really cute. Um. So just like I guess like a like a amazing like yeah. How amazing am I? Am I like the cream of the crop? Am I like? Do I dabble in sex? Is a It's a perfect, gorgeous young lady. Thank you. You are also the jamiest of the jamie. Thank you, thank you. Just like I'm sure many of our fathead listeners are. That's very true. Or the male version. Yes. Oh yeah. This does say ladies. So you're the how do I make it male jamiest jerky of ham? Oh yeah, that works. Hamiest ham. It looks like jerkiest like beef like because I was thinking like beef jerky. Oh
Speaker 6 32:35
yeah, jerkiest. I mean that's for some of
Speaker 2 32:41
them too. Jerk stick. stick, meat stick sticky. Meat
Speaker 1 32:44
stick. Um, this is the not really derogatory, but not positive either, I guess. Amolisher,
Speaker 2 32:54
a molisher, which
Speaker 1 32:56
is a female companion of a criminal or villain.
Speaker 5 33:00
Oh, okay. So, like Bonnie,
Speaker 1 33:02
Bonnie and Clyde. Yeah, Bonnie was Clyde's mollisher.
Speaker 2 33:07
I don't know. That also kind of just sounds like a word for someone who might dabble in sex work.
Speaker 1 33:16
It it does. Yes,
Speaker 2 33:18
it's like she really molly washed my balls.
Speaker 3 33:21
Did you say balls?
Speaker 1 33:25
Yeah. So we have something kind of related in our miscellaneous category.
Speaker 2 33:30
Yes.
Speaker 1 33:32
So it's not balls, but what they call sausages, or I wonder if people use this like wiener too. You know, sausage wiener. Bags of mystery were sausages, but I feel like it sounds more like balls
Speaker 2 33:50
than a mystery. I guess because they call it sausages. Oh, oh, oh, that's kind of funny. But yeah, it does sound kind of like yeah, it would. You know,
Speaker 1 34:00
sounds like balls. Yeah, yeah. I I should have looked to see if they were like peanut ones since we got the Cupid's kettle drum for boobs.
Speaker 2 34:15
Oh, your Cupid kettle drums on my mystery bag. Mystery.
Speaker 6 34:33
Oh my god! I feel like a if a history scholar came across this, I'd be like, no, no, no.
Speaker 2 34:42
Stop your podcast right now! No, but hey, scholar, if you want to come talk to us, I'd be fucking sick too.
Speaker 1 34:48
Yeah, if you want to give us a mouthpie scolding, I take it from a professional. Yeah, yes, you can mouth pie us if you want. Mouth
Speaker 2 34:58
pie from your magpie.
Speaker 1 34:59
Yeah. Yes, and your Molisher female companion of a criminal or villain. This one just sounds so stupid. What do you think? What kind of act would you be doing if you were furky toodling? tootling.
Speaker 2 35:24
I know that this is absolutely wrong because it's not in the right era, but I would be doing cartwheels or flips like Fergie did on stage.
Speaker 1 35:35
Ferky tittles. Those sound like freaky tootling. I was kind of thinking like the stanky leg when you said it's not appropriate for the time, but yeah. I was out there furky. Look at that
Speaker 5 35:52
furky toodle going. So it
Speaker 3 35:53
is to kiss and cuddle.
Speaker 5 35:59
Come here and freckle tootle me, baby!
Speaker 2 36:03
I'll molly wash your bag of mystery mystery bag.
Speaker 1 36:09
Oh my god! Oh my cheeks! These are so ridiculous. I have two more, and I read wrote out a sentence for this one. After Jamie did the two in tango, she she was orphchump
Speaker 2 36:34
like passed out,
Speaker 1 36:35
having no appetite.
Speaker 6 36:37
Okay,
Speaker 1 36:38
you were sick. Oh
Speaker 2 36:40
no, I'm still gonna like and slam some
Speaker 1 36:43
food. Yeah, that's how I am too. Like, no matter how sick I am, I'm never one of those sick people that like lose my appetite. I'm always like, I I can eat a little something.
Speaker 2 36:54
Yeah, it might be a little something, but yeah, usually I'll kind of eat unless I'm just like have thrown up multiple times after eating, and I'm like, "Oh, please, no more, no more! I don't want to be Orf Chump. Please no Orf Chump. You're Orf Chump, bitch. Come here. You seem like you're Orf Chump. Let me furky toodle you to help you feel better, and then you can be my coffee sister. Warm jump sounds like an insult they would use like on the Disney Channel. It does, yeah.
Speaker 1 37:30
I've been watching. Are you afraid of the dark? Oh, cool! It's been awesome, but they use like you know child insults, so they like butthead stuff. You dingled dyingus, yeah, shit like that. Okay, I guess. Um, and if someone did get an old timey disease like dysentery, where they were like to entangling forever, uh, then they would be grinning at the daisy roots, which they're dead and buried.
Speaker 2 38:07
I see if that makes sense. Looking at the roots of the flowers,
Speaker 1 38:12
yeah, big problem with dysentery and stuff in this time period. Probably, I don't know if that's historically accurate, but I
Speaker 2 38:22
think it's typically associated, or you know, sick Victorian children. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1 38:28
diarrhea and a death.
Speaker 2 38:30
Yeah, that
Speaker 1 38:30
sucks.
Speaker 2 38:31
They shoot it in
Speaker 1 38:33
the brown. Yeah, that shooting it in the brown got them to grinning at daisies from
Speaker 5 38:40
the ground,
Speaker 3 38:41
yes. Oh,
Speaker 1 38:45
well. Oh, sorry. Oh, I was just gonna say our segment is grinning at daisies now. That was my last
Speaker 2 38:53
one. Yeah, I'm trying to think of what my favorite word is, but they all kind of like blend together because you want to look crazy. I guess like furky toodle tiddle, furky furka tiddle. Is that what it? I think it's towards the bottom. Furky tootling. I like furka tootling and jamies bits of jam. All of these are really cute.
Speaker 1 39:13
They are cute.
Speaker 2 39:14
Like muffin walloper. Maybe we could like upgrade that to like a modern thing, like um, Big Mac Walloper or something? I don't know.
Speaker 3 39:26
Oh, trying to think
Speaker 2 39:26
if there's like a viral food right now. Dubai chocolate walloper,
Speaker 1 39:32
Macho Walloper,
Speaker 2 39:33
Starbucks Walloper, bitch.
Speaker 1 39:38
Oh man, well that was fun.
Speaker 2 39:40
Yeah, that that segment was the jamiest bits of jam.
Speaker 1 39:44
Well, thank you, and thank you, Drock, reminding me of that. Yeah, Victorians are fucking weird. Yeah,
Speaker 2 39:54
and I know I'm using some of those words kind of wrong, but hey, we gotta adapt into baby. We do, we
Speaker 1 39:59
do. All of our listeners are definitely
Speaker 2 40:04
jammiest bits of
Speaker 1 40:06
jam. Jamie's bits of jam. They are also tickety boo in good order or condition, or
Speaker 2 40:16
the dabble in sex work.
Speaker 3 40:18
That would be dolly mop.
Speaker 5 40:21
Yeah, dolly
Speaker 3 40:22
moppers.
Speaker 2 40:25
Well, you know, be be safe out there. Yeah, you if you are a dolly mopping,
Speaker 1 40:30
if you are, if you're gonna shoot it in the brown, be safe with that as well.
Speaker 2 40:34
Yes, yes, and you know, just enjoy life until you're staring at daisy roots one day.
Speaker 4 40:43
Hell yeah! Spoken like a true
Speaker 1 40:51
muffin walloper.
Speaker 2 40:53
You know how I be. Sounds kind of like a Pokemon too. Oh
Speaker 1 41:00
yeah, it does.
Speaker 2 41:01
But yeah, let us know what your guys's favorite word is. If you can comment, you know, comment what your favorite word was, or if there's one you know of we didn't mention, and like and subscribe.
Speaker 1 41:13
Yes, send us an email if you have any weird historical stuff or just anything in general you want to hear about
Speaker 2 41:21
nervouslackerpodcast@gmail.com
Speaker 1 41:23
Yes, yes. Be our coffee sister.
Speaker 2 41:26
Yeah, be our coffee sister or brother. Brother,
Speaker 1 41:28
whichever.
Speaker 2 41:30
Um, and follow us on Instagram and party on, party on.