Thanks for writing in, Chris! Fashion show! Fashion show! Fashion show with beans! Get ready to be bamboozled...or should we say beanboozled!
Thanks for writing in, Chris! Fashion show! Fashion show! Fashion show with beans! Get ready to be bamboozled...or should we say beanboozled!
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Firstpost - Indian Union Minister Jyotiraditya Scindia has sparked debate after suggesting people carry an onion in their pocket to cope with extreme heat https://www.facebook.com/reel/1707366416914876
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Speaker 1 0:00
Quick disclaimer: If you don't like bugs, then fast forward like two minutes. I was talking to Brandon while I was out of town, and he ordered from the Sabachi place that we like always order. That
Speaker 2 0:13
uh huh.
Speaker 1 0:14
And um,
Speaker 2 0:16
will you tell me which one after the
Speaker 1 0:18
podcast? Yes. And he, yeah, he was talking on the phone. Was like, yeah, you know the place we were to always order from. Well, I ordered it, and there was a cockroach shell in it. Oh no! And the rice. That's. sucks. Yeah, so I just like was reeling about that on the way home. He was like, "I just was debating if I should even tell you, but you know, we order there from there a lot, so it was like inevitable, kind of.
Speaker 2 1:10
Wait, what was your hesitation in telling me?
Speaker 1 1:13
Oh, I just I wasn't sure if it would if you think it might be like too gross for like podcast material. People would be like, "This is gross. I'm turning it off. No,
Speaker 2 1:21
no.
Speaker 1 1:22
Um, but yeah, so that was that was really gross. Yeah, it just keeps popping in my head every now and then, and it's a little funny because, uh, you know, we've just seen it on DoorDash, so we never really like looked it up or anything before, and the reviews were fine, like the star rating, but I saw it on Google Maps, like maybe like a month ago. I was like, "Oh, that's where that food truck is, and then
Speaker 2 1:50
oh, it's a food truck. Yeah,
Speaker 1 1:51
and the ratings were, which was fine. That bubble came, but like the I noticed that the ratings were kind of low, and it's like that's weird. Why are they rated low? Oh
Speaker 2 1:59
my god, it's probably because
Speaker 1 2:01
just because they're a food truck or something, and like a dummy, I didn't read the review. Like
Speaker 2 2:07
that's crazy. Anyway, moving on
Speaker 1 2:10
because I was like, "Wow, that's crazy. We love that place. What? But I don't know. I just I didn't a a place we've eaten at a bunch of times. I didn't really think, you know, to look at reviews for things like that, but anyway, I hope you don't find bugs in your food, fatheads
Speaker 2 2:32
here on the Nervous Laughter Podcast.
Speaker 1 2:34
We are a bug-free pot. Well, nope, no, we're not. We're not a bug-free podcast, I
Speaker 2 2:39
guess. So I'm assuming he found it before he took a bite.
Speaker 1 2:42
Uh, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. He didn't eat it, and just yeah. I also didn't ask for like more details, like if like oh, did you find it like digging or like was it just on top? Like I feel like if it was just like sitting on top, then the person would have like at least like flicked it, like flicked it out or something.
Speaker 2 3:02
Oh gosh, I guess since it's a food truck, maybe it's easier for them to just like crawl in and be like, "Hey guys, yeah.
Speaker 1 3:11
They're like, "Oh,
Speaker 2 3:12
what you cooking? Smells
Speaker 1 3:14
good in here. Oh, the lights are out outside. Can I come in where there's like a few lights in here? Ugh. We had. definitely. Probably for a little while, gonna be looking up like food, like you know, restaurant ratings and things like that, just to kind of be sure. Did you go back and read any of the reviews from that one? No, I feel like I need more time, more distance for a little bit. Let it be a distant memory for you. Because yeah, me and yeah, me and Brandon are both kind of in the zone of like, let's just try not to think about it for a little bit, you know,
Speaker 3 3:56
because it's just well. Oh man, make it twinge.
Speaker 2 4:00
Well, I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 1 4:02
Thank you. It's okay.
Speaker 2 4:04
Um, I I do have something else that can make you uncomfortable, but I don't think that this format will. So, um, we had a write-in from dear friend of the podcast, Chris.
Speaker 1 4:21
I'm pumping my fist because I'm so excited. I love, I love when people rate us in.
Speaker 2 4:25
Yes, he was inspired by the KFC merch.
Speaker 1 4:32
Oh, glad he's inspired.
Speaker 2 4:34
Yes, and he said your bit about KFC merch reminded me that Bush's baked beans web store is truly unhinged. Enjoy. Oh no, not for me.
Speaker 1 4:46
If there's a fucking clock with a picture of beans in the background, I'm gonna be so pissed. I
Speaker 2 4:51
don't think there is. So I'm sending you the store and. I was gonna ask you if you would be open to making an outfit, and then we can post our outfit choices on Instagram because there's a lot of clothes. That
Speaker 1 5:12
is such a good idea. I wish there was a bikini.
Speaker 2 5:15
I do have to point out that there is a floor mat doormat. It says, "In this house, we eat beans, and beans is capitalized for some reason.
Speaker 1 5:30
I really love the '90s-inspired Duke tea. It's kind of like those cute three wolves kind of style. Oh yeah, things.
Speaker 2 5:44
So I'm gonna do overall a casual outfit, but I'm gonna add a little flair.
Speaker 1 5:49
Oh, so
Speaker 2 5:50
I'm gonna start out with the beans all over sweat suit, which is a long sleeve shirt, pants that are completely bean print. I am gonna dress it up a little bit because I'm gonna do the bean can necktie. I'm just gonna kind of like loosely have it around my neck, kind of a little Avril Lavigne type of situation.
Speaker 1 6:13
Punk bean girl.
Speaker 2 6:19
Sorry, I got really excited about that,
Speaker 1 6:20
but it's so good.
Speaker 2 6:26
Oh my god, I'm fucking gonna roll a bean. And then, in case I am chilly, since she's Canadian, chili like a like a like a chili with beans. Yes, yes. I'm going to put on this little windbreaker. It's the blue one that has beans on
Speaker 1 6:53
it. Oh yeah, and it says "roll that beautiful bean footage.
Speaker 2 6:56
Yes, beautiful. I'm gonna have a little. Oh wait, shit. I sent I sent the wrong one. Actually, I I don't think I want to do the roll the beautiful bean footage one. I think I want to do this the hot honey jacket. It's kind of sporty. It's also bean print, but it has red sleeves. Hot honey. I don't think so. I think it's
Speaker 1 7:22
under the hat. I think it went through. Maybe. Oh, okay. The one that's just like it's like a Letterman jacket with like again for the
Speaker 2 7:32
main part. That's the perfect description.
Speaker 1 7:34
I'm
Speaker 2 7:36
gonna top the outfit off with a hat that says beans just upside down.
Speaker 1 7:42
I I picked that one too.
Speaker 2 7:44
It's a good one.
Speaker 1 7:45
It's the best the best item.
Speaker 2 7:46
It is. And then for my shoes, since I'm keeping it pretty casual, Zavrola Bean, I'm gonna do the baked bean can slippers, and they're they're basically like bush's beans ugs. I would say, yeah, they got the fur, the
Speaker 1 8:04
bush with the fur, the bush
Speaker 2 8:05
with the fur, exactly.
Speaker 1 8:07
You know, I feel like since you're doing like an Averla bean thing, I feel like there needs to be like a bushes baked beans collab with trip pants, and you could get like bonded baked bean pants or whatever, like the straps or the you could use peppers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I
Speaker 2 8:28
could make my own.
Speaker 1 8:31
But yeah, that shit would be sick. That would be. But yeah, that's a that's a sweet fucking fit. Thank you. Let me send my stuff over.
Speaker 2 8:40
Oh, I forgot. I'm gonna need to wear the rolled up beautiful bean footage watch as well.
Speaker 1 8:46
Oh yeah, I think I selected that one as well. Is it this one? Yes. Cool, cool, cool. I do gotta say, I do love the incorporation of their branding colors throughout.
Speaker 2 8:58
Yes, they really stayed on
Speaker 1 9:01
it, like the windbreaker has like mostly blue with bean accents, bean print accents, but the straw draw ties, straw ties are yellow, and the zippers red. It's beautiful. It's
Speaker 2 9:19
that's a tough call. It's very
Speaker 1 9:20
nice.
Speaker 2 9:21
Both these jackets are really nice, and I would wear them.
Speaker 1 9:26
You know, you may be better. I mean, yeah, yeah, true. Both you just switch switch them in the middle of the day.
Speaker 2 9:31
And Everlabine, she's Canadian, and I think it gets cold there, so maybe you do need two jackets. I don't fucking know.
Speaker 1 9:38
Yeah, yeah, you know, and I, I, I feel like there's like a legume joke or something in there that I'm just like dropping the ball on. I'm sorry, listeners. I'm a little tired today. I had a little uh, I had a a numbing shot and it fucking the pain shot me through the roof, but. But yeah, if I if I think of something, I'll just try them it in light.
Speaker 3 10:07
Averil Lagoon.
Speaker 2 10:09
Oh yeah, there you go.
Speaker 3 10:13
Here, let me send you mine, my outfit. So I'm starting with the beans all over lounge pants.
Speaker 2 10:25
Good pants, which is the same pants.
Speaker 1 10:28
Again, it's just a bean print. And then I got the Duke pocket T-shirt. So it's just a blue T-shirt with a pocket, and Duke's kind of just poking his head out.
Speaker 2 10:43
That's really cute. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1 10:44
adorable. Because I like the um, you know that brand. What is it like, Ripper whatever, with the cat that like flips people? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 10:54
Pull down the pocket. Yeah,
Speaker 1 10:55
yeah, I like that stuff. So it'd be cute if you pull the pocket down and there's something. But and you're golden
Speaker 2 11:00
beans. It's
Speaker 3 11:01
a little bean,
Speaker 1 11:05
and then I got some socks that just have cans of beans on them. And I was gonna pick some shoes. I think the only ones to choose between were the ones, the slippers you picked, and then some slide ons. But the slide-ons were cool. I give them credit. Cool design, and the little Velcro pro strap over was like a can of beans. But
Speaker 3 11:31
the
Speaker 1 11:32
print on the bottom was just like all bean print, and I was like close to what makes you anxious.
Speaker 2 11:38
Yeah, I was
Speaker 1 11:39
like, I just don't like the idea of putting my feet in that. I know it's totally fine, but I just I'll look down and think about it, and I just can't. Um, and then the upside down beams hat. Hell yeah, worse. Um, and then these two kind of go together. I got the bean fanny pack, which is just all bright yellow that's shaped like a bean. But also, yeah, there's a little douche pluck, duke plushy keychain that I would clip onto
Speaker 3 12:20
it. Oh,
Speaker 1 12:22
I wish I had sunglasses to complete the fit, but
Speaker 3 12:24
yeah, that's
Speaker 1 12:25
good.
Speaker 2 12:26
Man, these outfits are fucking awesome.
Speaker 1 12:30
Yeah, man, if they sponsor us, I know what we're doing.
Speaker 2 12:32
Hell yeah! Just
Speaker 1 12:33
give us the fits.
Speaker 2 12:35
I'm gonna do a quick calculation to see how much my outfit would be because I feel like it's gonna be like $300
Speaker 1 12:43
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 12:44
Okay, so 59
Speaker 1 12:48
Damn.
Speaker 2 12:48
What was yours? $230 I might have forgot something then. Mine was 243
Speaker 1 12:55
Oh, maybe I forgot something.
Speaker 2 12:57
Okay. Well, the estimate was right, close to 300 bucks. Yeah, you're going
Speaker 1 13:02
to be spending. Yeah, roughly 350 ish, or oh, 250 whatever on a on a bean fit. I bet you
Speaker 2 13:09
get free shipping though.
Speaker 3 13:10
Oh yeah, yeah, beautiful bean shipping.
Speaker 2 13:17
So this made me think something we've been talking about. This is our taste test, so I decided that we needed to sample some different beans.
Speaker 1 13:33
Oh, okay, cool, cool, cool. And I'm okay with eating beans. I just don't want them in weird places. Please don't serve them in shoes.
Speaker 2 13:42
Okay, I actually do promise there will not be beans in shoes. So since we did our bushes fit, I decided we could try just some regular bushes beans.
Speaker 1 13:54
Okay,
Speaker 2 13:54
I did get those Heinz beans that come like in the the turquoise can. I think that's like what the British people like? They're in tomato sauce.
Speaker 1 14:04
Ah, okay.
Speaker 2 14:07
And then you know, since we did talk, maybe last episode or the one before about my sister wanting a bean baked potato, I did make us some baked potatoes to try beans on.
Speaker 1 14:19
Oh, okay. I'm really excited to try that. I have, you know,
Speaker 2 14:23
as much shit as I've talked, I feel like I'm gonna like it. I don't know if I'm just hungry today, but I've kind of been thinking about it all day. And then the part that's not, I'm worried about it. Oh, I got us some canned mushy peas to try.
Speaker 3 14:40
Oh,
Speaker 2 14:40
okay, okay. So when I got home, I realized that these are Irish mushy peas. So I don't know if that's different than British mushy peas. Ah, okay, okay. So I'm gonna go warm everything up, and then I'll be back. I have a whole spread set up.
Speaker 1 14:58
Oh, okay, cool.
Speaker 3 14:59
Yay!
Speaker 1 15:06
Which bean are you gonna try first?
Speaker 2 15:09
Um, I think I'm gonna go tomato bean. Okay. Oh yeah, real quick. When I made the baked potatoes, I haven't made them in a very long time, and I forgot to poke holes in them.
Speaker 3 15:21
Oh,
Speaker 2 15:22
so I opened the oven and they were whistling, and I was like, "Oh my god, it's gonna explode! And what if this potato explodes and blinds me for this fucking
Speaker 2 15:31
bean shit that we're doing? But
Speaker 1 15:34
damn the British!
Speaker 2 15:36
Yeah. Okay. So sorry, I already forgot what I said. Did I say the British ones.
Speaker 1 15:41
Yes.
Speaker 2 15:41
Okay. And we just
Speaker 1 15:43
smell like we might like these, so we'll see.
Speaker 2 15:47
Yeah, they're fine. They kind of don't taste like much.
Speaker 1 15:51
It might be a little too like sweet for me in the bean arena, and um, it reminds me a little bit of like SpaghettiO sauce, like a very little bit. I mean, I guess they're both tomato based. So,
Speaker 2 16:03
okay, we're going classic bushes in our bean fit. Actually, way sweeter.
Speaker 1 16:10
I like that better, even though I guess maybe it's sweeter. Maybe it's a different type of sweet. Like it's like more of like a brown sugar kind of sweet than like that makes
Speaker 2 16:18
sense.
Speaker 3 16:20
Like sugar tomato sweet, I guess.
Speaker 2 16:26
Okay, are we gonna try mushu peas
Speaker 1 16:28
now? I started to move my my spoon there, and then it just like my body just moved it away.
Speaker 2 16:33
Oh man, they don't smell too bad. It's fine.
Speaker 1 16:38
Yeah, it's fine. I mean, it just kind of tastes like baby food or something?
Speaker 2 16:41
Yeah, it doesn't really taste like much. Yeah, it surprisingly almost has a mashed potato consistency.
Speaker 1 16:47
Yeah, I would say maybe more mushier, but
Speaker 2 16:49
but
Speaker 1 16:50
yeah, I see what you're saying for sure. Not a huge fan, but I think with like the right amount of salt and pepper, it would kind of salt and pep little salt and pepper.
Speaker 2 17:01
So now we can try the stuff on our potatoes. So I did cheese and salt and pepper because I always fucking talk about that in the videos. So yeah, we can try a bite with some beans.
Speaker 1 17:18
Would you like some beans on your spud? Absolutely. Sure.
Speaker 2 17:24
Sure. Okay. Which bean are you doing first?
Speaker 1 17:27
I'm doing the tomato ones.
Speaker 3 17:29
Okay. God damn it, it's pretty good. Actually, not bad.
Speaker 2 17:37
Yeah, I was kind of worried about wasting food, but yeah, I'm gonna be eating all these beans.
Speaker 1 17:45
Yeah, it's not bad, and it does make me like the tomato beans better.
Speaker 2 17:48
Yeah, it's kind of um, I don't know. Yeah, it just works together. You you wouldn't think that it did, but it really does.
Speaker 1 17:58
Yeah, I guess the bean sauce is almost like a gravy or something, I guess.
Speaker 2 18:04
I was thinking about it earlier today, and I used to do. Sorry, I was just really excited.
Speaker 1 18:14
It hit with the pepper in the right spot, and I was like, "Oh yeah, that hit.
Speaker 2 18:19
I used to get. get a Wendy's baked potato and do Wendy's chili and just dump it on top of that. So essentially, it's kind of the same. Yeah, you know what? I I was wrong. I judged too harshly.
Speaker 3 18:38
I did too. Myth busted.
Speaker 2 18:44
I will say the bushes on the potato are not good. Well, it's not bad, but the British beans are better. Yeah, like
Speaker 1 18:57
um, just
Speaker 2 18:58
gonna dump the bowl on here.
Speaker 1 19:00
Yeah, I don't know. They're um. I think maybe I do like the tomato-based one on the potato better, but I do just by themselves like the bushes. Bushes
Speaker 2 19:14
one. Yeah, my good kind of ate the rest.
Speaker 3 19:16
We'll be back.
Speaker 2 19:22
Like man, I talked a lot of shit.
Speaker 1 19:26
Yeah, you know, I think I would actually like try this if I went to England. Just like, all right, show me how you guys do it here. You guys probably have like way better beans, way better like all kinds of shit for this.
Speaker 2 19:37
I will say though, in the videos, I feel like they're using pre-shredded cheese, like from a bag, and I feel like that seems a little bit lazy. I shredded this cheese myself. It has a better melt.
Speaker 1 19:52
Yeah, it seems like a nice high-quality cheese would like go really hard on this. Also, um. I can't remember if they did this in the videos, or maybe this is just me being a dirty American. But I want some mayonnaise on this. I want just like a little bit of mayonnaise on this.
Speaker 2 20:17
I have Miracle Whip. Okay, I don't have any actual mayo. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 20:24
Oh, you're a miracle whipper, man.
Speaker 2 20:28
Me, me, Angie were raised by like '90s diet culture moms, so we just got accustomed a miracle whip. But I have been branching out, and mayo is definitely better.
Speaker 1 20:40
This weekend we were actually talking about that, and my mom she actually grew up like a you know sometimes in certain places like people will call like soda coke
Speaker 2 20:53
though,
Speaker 1 20:53
and she's like oh what kind of coke you want yeah like oh I'll take a sun kissed whatever yeah so for her, Miracle Whip was mayonnaise. So they just yeah, or other. I don't know. It was I don't know one of the ways around. Whatever, but yeah. Oh gosh, I just don't like Miracle Whip. It's so gross. I don't know why with the little red flicks flexing it. Oh, it just like weirded me out. I'm sure as an adult now I could get over it, but that's just I haven't you know revisited since Gina. They want some beans. Are you a bean girl? You know this is the bean queen right here. She she's like oh food from my homeland. She would be British.
Speaker 3 21:42
Oh, Jamie,
Speaker 2 21:43
are you British? Smell the other kitties.
Speaker 1 21:48
Came out for the beans, beans in the spud, beans on spod. Oh, scare you? Sorry. Okay, so Alyssa, I think another thing that would probably go pretty good on these potatoes would maybe be onions.
Speaker 3 22:03
Oh,
Speaker 1 22:04
and you know what about onions? There is. I'll show a little news clip that kind of goes over it. But there is this leader person in India that said because they're they're gonna be having a heat wave coming up. Oh, be like a really, really bad one, and you know they don't have like a lot of AC and you know things like that there, so it's just gonna get bad. And he was like, "Just get an onion, scary nonion with you, and you'll be good. That's what I do. What? And he has like palaces and fucking you know shit like that. But yeah, here's a little news clip that kind of talks about it better. Thought you might like it.
Speaker 4 22:45
Our first story today is from India. Union Minister Jyotiraditya Sinja found himself at the center of a heatwave debate. This after he suggested people carry an onion during heatwave during a public address in the state of Madhya Pradesh. He suggested to keep an onion in your pocket to beat the scorching temperatures. While Cindy, leaning into the old school charm, even held up an onion as proof of the ancient folklore.
Speaker 5 23:13
I don't use air conditioning in my car, nor do I sit in an air-conditioned environment. And when people ask me, even in the 50-one degree heat of May and June, I say this is Chambal skin, and let me tell you something else. I look a little young, but my soul is very old. Keep an onion in your pocket; nothing will happen to you.
Speaker 4 23:35
Well, before we dismiss the onion as mellia culinary, a staple moonlighting as a wellness guru, it's worth noting that this belief isn't new. Across parts of India, especially in rural areas, carrying an onion during peak summer has long been considered a protective ritual. Some believe onions contain volatile oils that absorb body heat, acting like a natural coolant. Others swear by their symbolic role in preventing sunstroke. There is, however, a crucial caveat: science hasn't quite signed off on this. If folklore offers comfort, then science offers survival. And when it comes to heat waves, the guidelines from the endometrialogical department are far less poetic, but likely to be far more effective.
Speaker 1 24:20
He was so like Britishly backhanded about it too. I love it. Britishly backhanded, yeah. Just like that offers comfort, while science offers living or survival.
Speaker 2 24:36
You know what I will say though? While I was watching that, you know, used to be in like crunchy mom groups because I was like looking for stuff for the podcast. Well, it kind of got too depressing, so I left most of them. But a crunchy thing for fever is to put an onion in your sock, and it's supposed to draw it out.
Speaker 1 24:56
Oh yeah, so I've seen that
Speaker 2 24:59
crunchy wisdom. Or people, I think, also will like cut it up and put it under their bed.
Speaker 3 25:06
Oh, so I don't know.
Speaker 1 25:09
I don't know. Maybe it could be true. Maybe we'll we'll have to try this on our own next time we have a fever.
Speaker 2 25:16
Yeah. Oh, when you were at the doctor's office today and you got nervous and started sweating. Maybe if you would have put an onion in your sock.
Speaker 1 25:26
Oh yeah, it would be a okay. They should just administer onions. Like, hey, you're gonna get this the shot, and here's some onions to help. Little shot up on the sheets. And. And I have another little quick video. So it is graduation season right now, as we go. And I saw this video today, and it's a Houston grad goes for a backflip on stage and immediately eats it. Oh
Speaker 3 26:04
no! So
Speaker 1 26:06
viewers, you won't be able to see it, but the the audible like simultaneous like, and then the silence, and then just the whole like you can feel it, and he eats it because he like basically he doesn't make the whole flip around and just fucking you wins like face down, but um, here here you go.
Speaker 2 26:53
He's not paralyzed, which was my fear. Yeah, you kind of like have to clap after something like that, I guess it's just really embarrassing. Oh my god!
Speaker 1 27:05
Oh man, I would just be like, "Get me the fuck off the stage right now! I can't fucking do this,
Speaker 2 27:10
dude. That's I've seen another one too. Whenever you first started talking, I thought it was the other one that I saw. But why are people still doing
Speaker 1 27:21
this? It's like I've seen the like maybe they're Mormon. Oh yeah, yeah. I don't know if listeners are familiar, but there's a bunch of I don't know. I don't think it's just memes. I think it's like legit. It's like you know, since they can't like drink or do a bunch of other stuff like to impress girls, they do like flips and acrobatics. Yeah, they're
Speaker 2 27:44
learning to do tricks to like attract another 18-year-old to marry them.
Speaker 1 27:49
It's their mating ritual. Yes,
Speaker 2 27:52
the Mormon mating ritual. Oh my gosh, those were some good finds.
Speaker 1 27:59
Thank you.
Speaker 2 28:00
Um, I did like the British sass. Sorry, I felt like I took. Thanks,
Speaker 1 28:04
yeah. I took
Speaker 2 28:05
it to like the Crunchy Moms, but we definitely need a moment to appreciate, like you said, that British sass.
Speaker 1 28:11
Yeah, they would order a spud in a very fashionable way.
Speaker 2 28:17
Yes, or
Speaker 1 28:18
sass, assassinable, sassable, sassenable. Yeah. yeah.
Speaker 2 28:22
Science says that spuds are good. Oh wait, no, it's carrots that are supposed to be good for your eyes. But wasn't there something with potatoes too? Maybe not.
Speaker 1 28:33
I don't know. Don't they have a lot of iron or something?
Speaker 3 28:36
I don't know.
Speaker 1 28:37
Would you like some carrots on your potato on your blood, princess. Yes, princess.
Speaker 2 28:42
Apparently, I would.
Speaker 1 28:44
Some beans and kellets with the potato.
Speaker 2 28:48
Well, princess. Speaking of internet videos, I don't know if this happens to you, but I feel like a boomer sometimes because I find myself being fooled by different posts online.
Speaker 1 29:07
Bamboozled is the
Speaker 2 29:10
bamboozled corner.
Speaker 1 29:12
I feel like I just see like I don't know things zooming in and out in my brain, just like bamboozled.
Speaker 2 29:20
It's like the beginning of Jackass 3d when there's like different like dildos and stuff flying at you after that explosion. So I thought this could be a fun one just for when we come across random things. So I feel like I'm pretty decent at spotting AI stuff, though sometimes I do fall for it. But I think everybody does at this point. But what gets me are like the the onion style articles. I feel like I will fall for those sometimes, and I feel. Embarrassed, like a couple weeks ago, I was talking about the one where it was like the 711 convenience store American pack, and it had like cigarettes and stuff. Yeah, yeah, I like that. So this one I thought could be real, and I actually saved it because I wanted to look into it for the podcast, and you actually liked it, so you'll have to tell me if you felt for it. Yeah, I'm just like, uh-oh. It says trapeze artist with a little stomach issue mistakenly poops on 23 front row spectators mid dive, and I thought it was real. I
Speaker 6 30:41
can't
Speaker 1 30:41
remember if I thought it was real or not. I'd have to look at the the picture. I feel like to be like, oh yeah,
Speaker 2 30:47
there you go.
Speaker 1 30:50
I have no idea. That happens to me. I'll come across something and I'm like, oh, that's really funny. And then I'm like, oh, I liked it before. Yeah, like yeah. I don't know what I was thinking before, but um, uh, yeah, I don't know. I can't remember what I thought because usually when I see stuff like that, I'll just like do a quick like Google and click the news tab to see if there's anything or something to like just double check. But uh, but yeah, I don't know. I could see myself just being like, yeah, that probably happened a long time ago, or something.
Speaker 2 31:21
Well, I mean, literally, shit happens. So yes,
Speaker 7 31:25
I thought I thought
Speaker 2 31:26
it could. I need to see if I can find this meme that I saved, but it was something like "Roses are red, violets are blue, trapeze artist poops on you, or something, and it was referencing this
Speaker 1 31:40
trapeze artist takes a huge poo.
Speaker 2 31:43
Yes. So, if any of you have a bamboozle that you were bamboozled by, feel free to send it in. I figured that could be a fun little ongoing thing. So
Speaker 3 31:55
yeah, yeah. Laugh at each
Speaker 2 31:57
other.
Speaker 1 31:58
I kind of. I don't know if I would say bamboozled or just maybe I just didn't really look at it enough. But that boy throb band. Oh yeah, I'm like pretty sure now it's just like a some comedic like thing. But like the very first time I saw it, like when they were recommended to me on like my Instagram feed, I was like, cool. They want to get their member in America, like, follow, scroll. I've never thought about it really in depth. I mean, I
Speaker 2 32:28
could see it going either way. I never thought about it either. Like when you told me, I was like, "Oh yeah, it's real thing. Check out Boy Throb. Wait, is it Boythrob? Yeah,
Speaker 1 32:37
Boythrob.
Speaker 2 32:38
Yeah, they're a fun little maybe fake boy band that Jamie told me about.
Speaker 1 32:43
Yeah, they're pretty fun. It's a I enjoy it. It's very think it's Nathan Fielder, but who knows? Who knows?
Speaker 2 32:52
Who really knows? So I do have something else that I thought was a bamboozled corner, but it's actually real. Oh shit! I don't know if I should be concerned or I feel like some things today. It's hard to tell. It's not too bad. You actually sent this to me as well a while back. Teletubbies. Teletubbies get soprano subtitles. Hilarity ensues. Oh, I don't remember that, but that sounds awesome. Yes, it's a screenshot of the Teletubbies, and like the text on the screen does not fucking match at all. So I got this article from the I practice saying it, but Reykjavik Grapevine. It's a English language Icelandic newspaper or online thing. Wow. So they are the ones that reported on it, and it's funny because Wikipedia said their target audience consists of foreigners, immigrants, international students, and young Icelanders and tourists. So I'm like, do they think just like people from other countries are like, yeah, they're gonna like this article. Yes, they like this goofy shit. Like an American would love to see this. And you know what? I did. So they're spot on. Some American ass shit right here. Yep. So this is a technical error at television. Televation. Televation. Televation. Just like the. What did you say earlier with the bachelor? Was that what it was? Oh my god, I feel like I'm fucking up words left and right. I don't even remember.
Speaker 1 34:49
You're saying bachelor or something, and it was like, yeah, I don't remember. Anyway, my brain's melted to today too.
Speaker 2 34:59
So I don't. I have no idea how to pronounce this Icelandic name. It's S T O O, but like the O's have different accent marks over them. But that tele the Stu television station accidentally put Sopranos captions on the Teletubbies, so I guess the Teletubbies were well. They don't really talk, but maybe they had them dubbed and telling Dubbies. Yeah, maybe the language was different, but the subtitles-at least the picture I saw they were in English, and it was The Sopranos.
Speaker 1 35:42
Well, wasn't there like a narrator in the Teletubbies? Yeah. Oh, yeah. There was. Yeah. So maybe that was some of it too. But yeah, I assume it's just like these subtitles run for a certain amount of time, and they just threw it. Yeah. That sounds so funny.
Speaker 2 35:57
Yeah. So they totally fucked that up, and I know a lot of our listeners that I personally know have watched The Sopranos, the fucking episode that it was that they played from. I'm not gonna read it because it would be a spoiler for the show in case anybody listening hasn't watched it and wants to, even though it's like 30 years old. I don't want to spoil anything, but it's from the season four episode, "The Strong Silent Type, and let's just say that Chris takes a little nap and it really fucks some shit up for his girlfriend. yeah, it was actually very sad. I was like, I can tell you after if you want. Well, or I guess just skip ahead 30 seconds if you don't want to hear. Does that work? Yeah, that works. So Chris is a fucking drug addict, and he's on something I don't remember what. He's all fucked up. He's home alone with his girlfriend's dog, and the dog's on the couch, and he basically like passes out and fucking smothers the dog.
Speaker 3 37:17
Oh no!
Speaker 2 37:21
Yeah, so that's the fucking episode that was set to hide the whole. So it says, "I guess I read it now. You could no longer function as a man. Last week, when I came home to learn that you had killed our dog, you killed the dog. What'd you do that for? He sat on it while he was high. I happen to know that you were high in my mother-in-law's wake. Ah, drama, drama, dude, drama. The Sopranos fucking drama. Highly recommend it. Um, I'll have to check it out, or maybe at least find some type of like retelling recap thing on YouTube or something. I could recap it for you if you want.
Speaker 1 38:08
Invited me over for like I do a whole presentation. Yeah, a lot of PowerPoint stuff. Different
Speaker 2 38:14
wigs, different shirts. Yeah, play
Speaker 1 38:17
play the character, act them out.
Speaker 2 38:19
So the other thing that relates to that, the the girl that got her dog crushed was Adriana. She was engaged to Christopher. She was actually one of my favorite characters on the show, but she is a fucking weirdo in real life.
Speaker 1 38:50
Oh, okay.
Speaker 2 38:50
So I follow. You mean
Speaker 1 38:52
like her, the actresses? Yeah, if you analyze. Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 2 38:56
Yeah, the actresses. She's a very attractive woman. Like I don't know if you can see this, but she has this like famous.
Speaker 1 39:06
Oh yeah, I think I've seen her somewhere before.
Speaker 2 39:09
Yeah, I followed her on Instagram because I was like, she's really pretty. I really like her character, but then you know she's kind of like magay and stuff. So
Speaker 1 39:18
okay, I
Speaker 2 39:19
unfollowed her, but she did some really weird shit. Let me pull this up. So her name in real life is Dreameteo. So this article from People, Drea Di Matteo reveals her 13-year-old son edits her OnlyFans photos for her. Child abuse, girl. Don't do that. Ew.
Speaker 3 39:49
Yeah.
Speaker 2 39:51
Yeah. So it gets him some of an experience. That's pretty much what happened. What she said. So she was on a fucking podcast, and she said her 13-year-old son, whose name is Waylon, his nickname is Blackjack, edits her OnlyFans, and also sometimes her 16-year-old daughter Alabama does as well. Ew. So, I guess what they're editing is like bikini pictures, allegedly, which is still weird. Yeah, yeah. Don't get me wrong, that's still fucking weird. But um, she's apparently been pursuing girl on girl content for her OnlyFans, and she's told her kids like, "Sorry guys, like basically like mommy's in the other room doing girl on girl for my fucking account.
Speaker 1 40:55
Don't worry, you're gonna edit the picture so you'll see everything.
Speaker 2 40:59
She alleges that they do not edit those, but I don't know. I feel like that's a lie. Yeah. So she says he's like, so what do you want me to do with the bikini line here? Oh, she says. No, but they don't see the girl shots. But I do go over that with them before I ever put them out. She explains, "I was like, are you okay with this? Because it's like, if I were to do a movie, because I would make out with girls in movies all day long. I don't actually. I don't know what this means because it's like if I were to do a movie, because I would make out with girls in movies all day long before I'd even make out with boys. I don't know what that means. For some reason, my brain is like not computing, but I think she's saying like, if she was a movie star, she like wouldn't have a problem making out with girls. So like, why does she? Why should anyone care about her OnlyFans? I don't fucking know.
Speaker 1 42:14
Yeah, I don't know if she was saying like trying to be like, oh, are you guys okay with this? Because if I make a movie, you might see it one day or come across it, but like I don't know. I feel like if you're doing stuff like that, you just don't need to talk to your kids about it, unless like I don't know. Maybe someone's taking on them at school about their mom having an OnlyFans or something like that. But you don't need to be like involving them in the production. I guess that's so weird. And she gives me like those like boy mom vibes that we make fun of. Do
Speaker 2 42:48
I look hot? Yeah, blackjack. Blackjack. Does your mommy look sexy, blackjack? Oh. Did I hit
Speaker 1 42:56
21
Speaker 3 42:59
But he's like, no, I'm 13. Like, I'm gonna
Speaker 1 43:03
wear white to your wedding. Oh my
Speaker 2 43:05
god, she would do that. So this interview says that she opened up to Fox News, which was funny about her decision to join OnlyFans, noting that it was something she pursued with the blessing of her kids. My kids were the ones that were like,
Speaker 1 43:27
"Do it with the blessing of my kids to become a sex worker. Like, I mean, gross, gross.
Speaker 2 43:36
It's weird. Like, obviously, we're not prudes on this podcast, but like, if your kids are under 18, does feel a little strange to involve them. But what do I know? Yeah,
Speaker 1 43:53
even if they're okay, one obviously the children thing, but also if they were adults, then still odd children. It's
Speaker 3 44:00
yeah,
Speaker 1 44:01
it's still weird in that dynamic too. Yeah, this takes it
Speaker 2 44:05
to a whole other fucking level though. Yeah,
Speaker 1 44:08
and it it feels like super unfair to ask them because it's like, like what the you're putting them in a weird position. What are they gonna say? Like, no, that makes me uncomfortable, and then you're gonna flip out on them and be like, I can't be myself. Exactly,
Speaker 2 44:24
and then like in another part of the interview, she talks about how she was having a hard time getting roles. So I wonder if it's kind of like, well, like I can't afford to buy groceries, so like I have to do this, so like y'all have to be cool with it, you know? It's like,
Speaker 1 44:42
and I mean, even if that's the case, like she could just not tell them. Yeah,
Speaker 2 44:46
just don't tell them, and then like, if someone comes across it, then you have a conversation or whatever. But yeah, it feels a little strange with your like minor children.
Speaker 1 44:58
Yeah, it's not really. Their business, what you're doing like that? Yeah, she's like, you want to know how you're paying for this dinner? Look at Bobby in a bikini. You wanted that bikini line.
Speaker 2 45:14
I had to fucking touch so many boobs to get that steak. I don't even know.
Speaker 1 45:19
I had a manicot with five girls to get that burger.
Speaker 3 45:25
But you know,
Speaker 2 45:29
I lost my train of thought.
Speaker 1 45:32
Family business. This is
Speaker 2 45:33
breaking my brain. It is like The Sopranos. It's the family business. You know, I would actually encourage her to maybe join the mafia though instead of involving her children in her OnlyFans account. That would probably pay more.
Speaker 1 45:46
Morally, it's a little better.
Speaker 2 45:50
God, yeah, we're not trying to slut shame. We're trying to tell people not to involve their children in OnlyFans.
Speaker 3 45:59
Yes, but. But whatevs, people are fucking weird.
Speaker 1 46:07
Yeah, and you guys are fucking weird for listening to this podcast.
Speaker 2 46:13
True, we're weird for liking these bean potatoes, but I'm excited to have more when we're done. Just
Speaker 1 46:19
try it out, fatheads.
Speaker 3 46:20
Just
Speaker 1 46:21
if you're at a cookout and they got baked potatoes and beans,
Speaker 3 46:25
just
Speaker 1 46:26
give give them a bite together. Just
Speaker 3 46:28
try it out. Yes,
Speaker 2 46:30
and thank you, Chris, for sending us the Bushes store. Yes, that was a fun little thing. If Bush's decides to sponsor us, we will let you pick out your own outfit as well.
Speaker 3 46:42
Yeah,
Speaker 2 46:43
and and thanks and gratitude. So the
Speaker 1 46:46
tribe gang, triple bean gang. Yeah,
Speaker 3 46:49
yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 46:51
Um, but yeah. Also, if you have anything that you want to send us, send it to Nervous Laughter podcast@gmail.com or send it to us on Instagram in a message, and party on beans. Yep, party on. Don't don't forget to follow us on Instagram and stuff. Now party on.