Alyssa shares some interesting hiking products. The ladies speculate if they’d rather use a crotch pot or bumper dumper. Listen to find out what the hell we’re talking about!
Alyssa shares some interesting hiking products. The ladies speculate if they’d rather use a crotch pot or bumper dumper. Listen to find out what the hell we’re talking about
Speaker 1 0:00
I have a question for you, Alyssa. Oh, what is it? Do you think Cat Dander is cute? I think anything they do is cute. They have a little booger. I'm like, oh my god, it is
I want to keep that eye booger.
Speaker 3 0:37
I feel like if you put anything in a glass jar, it's cool, so you should, yeah, put it in a little glass vial, fucking awesome.
Speaker 1 0:48
And I know before we've talked about just how cute their little organs are, so tiny.
Speaker 1 0:54
I saw, I told Alyssa about this, but yeah, I got an X-ray of Diablo in the vet came to show it, and I just like went to kind of start laughing immediately, and then I had to like check myself to be like, no, this was a serious matter, this wasn't, you know, but it was just, yeah, I think I have it like upstairs,
Speaker 3 1:20
when Olive used to get her blood pressure checked, like they had, like a tiny little blood pressure cup,
Speaker 1 1:28
tiny. I love all the stuff they make for them. It's so cute.
Speaker 3 1:32
And you're also cute for listening to the Nervous Laughter podcast.
Speaker 1 1:40
Yeah, look at you, cute TV. You decided to tune in with your cute little ears.
Speaker 3 1:45
Yes, your dandruff might not be cute if you're not a cat, though. Sorry,
Speaker 2 1:50
sorry,
Speaker 1 1:50
my brain just turned off when you said, what did you
Speaker 3 1:53
say? Whoever's listening, their dandruff might not be cute if they're not a cat, but
Speaker 2 2:00
yeah,
Speaker 3 2:00
I don't mean it in a mean way, but things that people do just aren't cute sometimes. But when cats do it, it
Speaker 1 2:07
is cute. Yeah, exactly, like even like I know some people can be like, "Eww, throw up, so skip like 10 seconds ahead, but sometimes the throat is cute, because like Aeris, our smallest cat, sometimes she'll throw up, and it's just like in the shape of the column of her throat, is everything you do. Wait, baby, now I'm understand that slide just holding her and spinning around while that boy spin around so fast she just throws up on me. I don't know if we said this, but I'm Jamie, I'm Alyssa. It's don't throw up.
Speaker 3 3:00
Yeah, it's something that I hate doing.
Speaker 1 3:03
Also, not cute when people do it. Funny, when I throw up, I'm just like, man, I feel bad because Alyssa, like, can't do that. Alyssa can't throw up. You just try to make yourself not throw up, because it just fucking projects out of me, and
Speaker 4 3:19
I'm just
Speaker 3 3:19
like, man, just
Speaker 1 3:20
get it all out, so it feels better,
Speaker 3 3:22
you know. Next time I feel bad, I might try it, but yeah, historically I'll just like sit there and keep it in, because I just hate it. Like,
Speaker 1 3:32
yeah, I
Speaker 3 3:32
really don't care about other people's throw up. I don't really find it gross. I mean, like, the sound is gross, but I don't really care, but yeah, if it's me doing the act, I feel like I'll always like have tears streaming down my face. I'm like,
Speaker 1 3:50
ah, oh man, yeah. No, a few weeks ago, like the day we missed recording, yeah, I was woof. Oh, I know we had canceled before I got sick, but yeah, I was doing two and tango, and just like one point I thought I thought was gonna pass out at one point, like I got you know it was one of those where you just like full sweat and you just like take all your clothes off, I'm just like I have to lay down on the cold tile, am I gonna pass out, and I'm just like Jamie. If you don't get up now, you're gonna have a huge mess to clean up on the floor in like two minutes. So I'm like,
Speaker 5 4:30
get yourself off off the floor.
Speaker 3 4:34
Well, there was that time that that happened, and I thought maybe you died.
Speaker 6 4:38
Oh yeah, and you called.
Speaker 1 4:40
Oh my god,
Speaker 3 4:42
I don't think we ever talked about this on the podcast, but so Brandon was out of town and Jamie was like, oh my god, I woke up from a nap and I'm like really sick, and then I didn't hear from her, and I'm like, I'm like googling like waking up from a nap feeling sick, and it's like it could be a fucking brain blah. Need brain tumor, heart attack, stroke following one. I got shot while I was sleeping. Yeah, and so she didn't answer a text, and then I'm like, "Hey, when you have a second, like, let me know if you're okay. And then she didn't answer, and then I was like, "Oh my god, I'm gonna call, and if she doesn't answer, I'm just gonna go knock on her door. She needs help. Brandon is gonna be so mad at me. I didn't help her, like what? I could have done something. Yeah, what if I knew and I didn't do anything? But yeah, answered. I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1 5:40
embarrassing. It's like I woke up and I'm vomiting and shitting. What was I shit? I can't remember if I was shitting, but it's like.. and I just died. How embarrassing my
Speaker 3 5:51
overdeveloped sense of responsibility. I'm like, it's my fault if she
Speaker 7 5:56
dies, because
Speaker 3 5:58
only I knew.
Speaker 1 6:00
Oh yeah, no, that was funny. And I just remember, like, I felt the phone vibrate when you're calling, and I just remember, like, oh, how I just was thinking, like, I'm so embarrassed.
Speaker 3 6:13
I'm like, I'm so relieved I don't have to go over there and give her CPR while I wait for the ambulance. Like,
Speaker 1 6:19
I just remember thinking, try to sound normal, like I remember one time, I think I was maybe I was 20, wait, I was, I was drunk, and then my dad called, I was like, normal act normal, how did it go? Fine, actually, I remember my friend was like, you sounded really normal, she was drunk too, so maybe everybody drunk, passing out, freaking potpourri on the couch. Oh yeah, um,
Speaker 3 6:57
sorry, what we're talking about. How did we get here? How did we get here? Bodily fluids, throw up.
Speaker 1 7:05
Oh yeah, projectile vomiting, cats being cute.
Speaker 8 7:09
Yes, yes, very cute.
Speaker 1 7:11
Sorry, wow, that was a tangent.
Speaker 3 7:13
It was, but it was a good one. And again, I'm glad you're alive. Thank you. Didn't have to give you CPR. Yeah, thank
Speaker 2 7:19
you for
Speaker 9 7:20
checking on me,
Speaker 3 7:20
of course. Like, what if I was about to give you CPR, and then you woke up and you're like, "Ew, don't kiss me. What are you doing here? I was like thinking all these things to my head for like no fucking reason. Alyssa, did you poison me, Viva La Bam fam story. Oh yeah, CPR.
Speaker 1 7:53
Yes, anyone else like take snaps and get sick sometimes? Let us know. I don't know, it just happens to me sometimes. I, from what I read, I guess it might be something called sleep inertia, where you
Speaker 2 8:03
just
Speaker 1 8:04
sleep up at a weird time and your brain's just like fucked up and dizzy. I don't know.
Speaker 3 8:10
I feel like when I take naps, I just wake up fucking pissed.
Speaker 1 8:15
Yeah, I feel you.
Speaker 3 8:16
I just wake up like hot and angry.
Speaker 1 8:19
Yeah, I get really sweaty during naps, too, even if it feels like fine in the house. I just, yeah, sweaty, and yeah, I'm kind of to the point now where I just like, I don't even want to take a nap,
Speaker 3 8:30
that's how I am. It's like I just absolutely can't avoid it, I will, but otherwise, no, it's not same, not worth the fury that I feel.
Speaker 1 8:42
I don't want to get sweaty, gross, groggy. I don't want to wake up fucking dizzy and throwing up. They
Speaker 3 8:47
don't want me to have to give you CPR.
Speaker 1 8:49
Yeah, Alys is gonna have to give me CPR. Yeah, it sucks. So I've been avoiding naps lately, sadly.
Speaker 3 8:55
Thank
Speaker 1 8:56
you. They sound so good, though. I love a good nap. I love snuggling up with the cats when they're, you know, just lounging in the day and just falling asleep with them, but not take a break from that.
Speaker 3 9:08
Maybe one day things will change.
Speaker 1 9:10
Yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure there's a day where I'll, I'll nap again, we'll be fine, and I'll
Speaker 3 9:16
go back in one day.
Speaker 1 9:18
I gotta, I'll never be able to win a napping competition.
Speaker 3 9:22
Train well. Speaking of competitions, this is a horrible segue, because it's about hiking, it's not about races or competitions. So,
Speaker 1 9:38
there could be hiking competitions.
Speaker 3 9:40
Let's pretend that there are so, if you're in a hiking competition, Jamie, you could use this product by the brand Gossamer Gear. They're a backpacking and outdoor company, and it's a product called the Crotch Pot. Have you heard? Of it,
Speaker 1 10:00
I have not. Is it? Can I take a quick stab at it? Is it like a diva, not diva cup, but you know, like the princess, whatever. Yeah, the sheep. See, you have your old pink princess.
Speaker 3 10:17
No, it's actually a pouch that you clip to like the front of your shorts or whatever, and you put your dinner in there, and it like warms it up naturally as like your fupa. Yeah.
Speaker 9 10:36
Oh, that's really funny.
Speaker 3 10:38
It is pretty funny. I saw someone testing it out on Instagram, so I got a little bit more information. Oh, sweet power,
Speaker 2 10:50
the website says, well, I guess their tagline is, you're hotter than you think,
Speaker 3 11:01
the perfect gift for the ultralight backpacker. Oh my god, sorry, keep thinking I need to burp. The perfect gift for the ultra light backpack backpacker in your life. This won't be a gift they will have to return because they already have something lighter, for some reason, that sentence does not make any sense to me, but I don't think. Sorry, can you read it one more time? I don't get that this won't be a gift, they will have to return because they already have something lighter. Yeah, I don't understand what that means.
Speaker 1 11:42
They won't return it because they already have something light,
Speaker 3 11:46
I guess. This is like lighter than anything they could possibly have, so they wouldn't return it because it's like, oh, this is the lightest weight crock pot you could ever.
Speaker 1 11:56
Maybe they mean to say they won't return it because they don't have something lighter.
Speaker 8 12:01
Yes.
Speaker 1 12:02
Okay, but
Speaker 3 12:03
that is literally the most confusing way I've ever heard anything. Yeah,
Speaker 1 12:08
because it's been like so light, they'll never return.
Speaker 3 12:10
Yeah, they don't think they have what the fucking AI looking to shave those last few grams off your base pack weight, but not quite ready to go no cook and give up hot food on the trail. Crotch pot to the rescue. The crotch pot is the ultimate fuel list ultra light backpacking stove. It is climate change friendly because it has zero carbon emissions. It is constructed out of the ultra light Tyvek material and attaches to any pant with belt loops. This camp, this camp stove - it's funny, they call it a camp stove. Yeah, right. Is designed to accept a quart size freezer ziploc bag, so your dinner contents are completely sanitary at all times. I'm like, ew,
Speaker 1 13:12
it's so that it's, uh, what's it called? It doesn't have any emissions.
Speaker 3 13:17
Oh, yes, like zero emissions,
Speaker 1 13:19
carbon emissions, but, uh, I got carbon emissions.
Speaker 3 13:23
Oh yeah, plenty of carbon emissions. It's fucking weird.
Speaker 1 13:31
I contributed to global warming 26
Speaker 3 13:36
So it says coming soon, the Crotch Pot recipe club, where users can trade their favorite recipes and post pictures on Instagram, hashtag crotch pot hashtag you're hotter than you think.
Speaker 1 13:52
Do you? So, do you know how warm the food gets? I feel like saying it gets hot. Yeah, I feel like that's a bit of a stretch. So,
Speaker 3 14:01
I've seen a couple videos of people using it, and one of them was spaghetti, and one of them was ramen, and I don't know if the ramen was already cooked, and they were just like using it to warm it up, you know,
Speaker 1 14:18
he wasn't just like hiking around with fucking ramen
Speaker 2 14:21
slash
Speaker 3 14:23
fucking weird, the spaghetti one, that's the one, that's how I learned about the crotch pot. She was like, yeah, it's fine, it's like kind of warm, but
Speaker 2 14:34
it
Speaker 3 14:34
more sounds like a gimmick, I guess, but
Speaker 2 14:37
yeah,
Speaker 3 14:38
it's just funny,
Speaker 1 14:39
yeah, yeah, no, it sounds funny, because I don't know if I hate crotch pods.
Speaker 3 14:45
Yeah, it's disgusting. And then when they're like, it's sanitary, I'm like, it just brings up like so many things of like how I don't know, just like food and crotches,
Speaker 1 14:57
like it's just. Yeah, it makes me not want to eat whatever's in there. Yeah, I don't know, maybe if it was called like the Fupa fanny or something. I don't know.
Speaker 3 15:08
Yeah, what would be a good name for it? I do like Fupa, Fupa Fanny,
Speaker 10 15:12
Foupa Fanny, the
Speaker 2 15:19
your
Speaker 1 15:22
heck. external
Speaker 7 15:30
stomach boys stomach,
Speaker 1 15:38
I can't think of like anything catchy,
Speaker 3 15:40
I know, just like oven, like oven lovin lovin crotch food from my oven, I don't know,
Speaker 2 15:57
Roll Depot,
Speaker 1 16:01
I don't know,
Speaker 3 16:03
we'll think of a better,
Speaker 1 16:04
yeah, we'll think of a better name, but I get it if it's just a funny gimmick,
Speaker 3 16:08
yeah.
Speaker 1 16:10
Works, I suppose.
Speaker 3 16:13
I mean, I could see how this would be kind of useful,
Speaker 1 16:18
yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3 16:18
if you're like really into this shit,
Speaker 1 16:21
or like emergency like situation, I feel like if you could strap it like around your back, where it could be like between your backpack and your back, because I feel like you get it, yeah, like super hot and sweaty there, as opposed
Speaker 3 16:36
to like your center
Speaker 1 16:36
idea, yeah, and also you can make it like a padding for your back too, at the same time, so it's like your, your soup is there to pad you if you fall.
Speaker 3 16:49
Oh yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2 16:50
And then you get hot soup all over your back, you get burned.
Speaker 3 16:57
I couldn't find any recipes, unfortunately, so if you want to make your own soup, you're gonna have to make your own recipe.
Speaker 1 17:05
Are these are specific to the crotch pot?
Speaker 3 17:09
Yeah, yeah, the crotch pot recipe club, but apparently that hasn't been started, and then I couldn't find anybody else using it, other than like the ramen and spaghetti thing,
Speaker 1 17:21
okay, so it's probably someone at the company like we're gonna make the thing,
Speaker 3 17:27
yeah, I mean, I guess I could see whatever you put in there, I mean it would get warm if it's in the bag long enough, but yeah,
Speaker 1 17:36
I feel like still, yeah, it'll hit a point where it's not gonna get warmer and just be like lukewarm food.
Speaker 3 17:45
They did say that if you're really feeling ambitious, you can like pick up the crotch pot and kind of knead it to like distribute it to make sure it gets like even warmth, kind of like stirring, you know. But
Speaker 1 17:58
yeah,
Speaker 10 18:00
yeah,
Speaker 1 18:01
I feel like there could be better design, but sure, sure,
Speaker 3 18:03
sure, I like your idea of having it between the backpack. Yeah, that's way better. So, if I ever get a crotch pot, that's how I will use it. So, when I was trying to find recipes for the crotch pot, I found some, a little bit of drama. I know we both like drama,
Speaker 1 18:23
crotch pot drama.
Speaker 3 18:24
So this is the Facebook group. As I was getting this together, I was like, I may be the only person in the world that finds this funny, but like this is the kind of stuff that I just love to see, for whatever dumb reason. But there's some drama in a Facebook group called Easy Crock Pot Recipes, because someone named Carol posted the following typo, I used to have a favorite crotch pot pork recipe, but I couldn't find it. I am going to keep looking, and this kind of caused a stir in the group.
Speaker 2 19:03
Oh,
Speaker 3 19:04
her saying crotch pot, because this is supposed to be a crock pot recipe.
Speaker 1 19:09
Oh, she's about to stir the crotch pot,
Speaker 3 19:12
dude. She, she stirred it. So, somebody, some of the people were like, this is so funny. So, I have some other comments. Amy said, of course, the typo, but still that shit is funny as hell. Some people are like, 'Yo, this is cool. Someone named Rin, and it does not appear to be the Wren that listens to the podcast, but hello, Wren.
Speaker 1 19:40
It could be, it
Speaker 3 19:41
was their undercover, maybe, maybe they spelled the change the spelling of their name,
Speaker 1 19:46
they have like an undercover soup slash like crotch hiking group, or yes,
Speaker 3 19:52
my separate crock pot name
Speaker 1 19:54
profile, yeah,
Speaker 3 19:55
gold crotch and pork in the same sentence. Which I'm like, oh yeah,
Speaker 11 20:01
port crock, whoa,
Speaker 3 20:05
I mean, yeah, that is pretty perfect. Then you have the people that were fucking pissed and no. So someone named Trisha, like she had pretty fucking pissed.
Speaker 1 20:27
I don't know why the name Trisha. Fucking Tricia,
Speaker 3 20:32
so she used abbreviations, but I'm just gonna like read it how it would be said. Grow the fuck up for fuck's sake. How childish do you gotta be to post that ridiculous shit. It's not funny, and as long as in the group react as if it is funny, the clowns who post it will continue
Speaker 1 20:57
to do it. Oh, I didn't realize the group had a mom,
Speaker 3 21:00
dude. Trisha is fucking heated, and then there's like
Speaker 1 21:04
she's crotch pot,
Speaker 3 21:06
she is in the crotch pot that has been between your back and a backpack,
Speaker 1 21:12
the proper way
Speaker 3 21:12
to use
Speaker 1 21:13
it, decently warm,
Speaker 3 21:14
yeah, a little more than room temperature, maybe, but you know, a couple people were like saying silly stuff, and then Trisha comes back, and she said
Speaker 1 21:31
it's she's not done. Oh, she's made this her fucking business,
Speaker 3 21:38
dude. She's pissed, and I have to send you, whenever she said that the people in the group were clowns, she posted this gift of clowns,
Speaker 12 21:53
POV, you
Speaker 2 21:56
cycling
Speaker 3 21:57
through a bunch of clowns,
Speaker 1 22:00
I feel like she's a millennial.
Speaker 3 22:02
Fuck,
Speaker 1 22:04
I know I'm a millennial too, but I mean, just like she feels like one of those millennials.
Speaker 3 22:08
I'm so pissed that I didn't think to look at Trish's profile.
Speaker 4 22:13
Oh, I
Speaker 10 22:14
mean,
Speaker 3 22:15
I guess I could pull it up quick, and we could see. Yeah,
Speaker 1 22:18
you want to? Yeah, I feel like she's a Gen Z or a elder millennial, though.
Speaker 3 22:23
You know, I could definitely.. I mean, she did say "for fuck's sake" and she abbreviated it FFS, so yeah.
Speaker 1 22:32
Because I could see her being like mad about other stuff in the group, and she's just like, "I've been mad about this stuff for so long, and I fold my tongue for so long, but this time I'm gonna say something, and her husband, yes, I gotta say something, and her husband's just like, it's one in the afternoon, and you've already opened a bottle of wine,
Speaker 3 22:58
dude, I bet you're right.
Speaker 1 23:01
Sorry, I just got a very specific vibe from like that one morning she had.
Speaker 3 23:06
I can see it. So tell me if this supports your stance on her or not. And then we can look at her profile and so later she says it's not a typo, like I said, to the ones telling me to lighten up. If you go to this person's group profile, you can see that they do it in a lot of these groups. But okay, laugh the typo
Speaker 1 23:33
that supports it. She's drinking her wine, fucking like checking everybody.
Speaker 3 23:39
She's refreshing all the comments, she's going to everybody's page,
Speaker 1 23:44
looking up all the things that they've liked, all the things they belong to. Yeah, she's screenshotting it for later. If she goes to court,
Speaker 3 23:53
if she goes to court. Oh my god, I could find it again. I'm so glad I was worried I wouldn't be able to. Oh, yes. Okay, Trisha. Okay, interesting. So her profile picture is her cat, so that's
Speaker 5 24:09
okay. Well, I
Speaker 1 24:09
like her so far. Then
Speaker 3 24:12
her like background image banner thingy is, you'll like this, Jamie, you can relate. It's a rainbow with the word Jehovah in it.
Speaker 1 24:23
Oh God, okay. I understand. You're like, oh, this person now. Okay, let's see if we can see. And yes, even though they're Jehovah's Witness, I think they still drink, probably. I don't know if that's a Jehovah rule or not, but I don't know. They can't do a lot of other shit, so why not
Speaker 3 24:40
in it? I feel like all religions are like we can still drink, though it's fine. Yeah, whatever,
Speaker 1 24:45
it's fine.
Speaker 3 24:47
You know,
Speaker 1 24:48
God wouldn't want me to drink.
Speaker 3 24:50
I'm starting to think that maybe she is a boomer based on this. Okay, do you want to guess where she. Went to school. I feel like this is a common boomer school location,
Speaker 1 25:05
some kind of whatever that religious school is, JBU or whatever,
Speaker 3 25:11
that is a good guess. But she went to the school of hard knocks.
Speaker 1 25:15
Oh God, where they drink out of a water hose outside?
Speaker 3 25:19
Yeah, exactly, and play in the street until the street light comes on, and that's how we know it's time to go home and have dinner.
Speaker 1 25:26
And my mom beat my ass, and my dad beat my ass, and I still had to go to work at 10 at night, and then go to school at three in the morning. What the fuck ever kind of shouldn't they
Speaker 3 25:40
walk to school without fucking shoes,
Speaker 1 25:44
take care of a farm, milk a cat,
Speaker 2 25:48
milk a cat. Okay, so we have a picture of her from 2007 and
Speaker 1 25:59
okay, boomer then. Yeah, I feel like they just don't.. oh,
Speaker 3 26:03
I think that you could be right.
Speaker 9 26:05
Oh, okay.
Speaker 3 26:05
2007 she maybe looks a little older than me in this picture, but
Speaker 1 26:12
okay, yeah, yeah, I would say, yeah, she's okay, kind of what I was expecting.
Speaker 3 26:17
Yeah, I think she's roughly my age, probably,
Speaker 1 26:21
man. I bet you, she sold some fucking.. what
Speaker 3 26:25
is it? Oh, like
Speaker 1 26:26
Lularoe.
Speaker 3 26:30
Yep,
Speaker 1 26:31
I love how we both just collect that. Yeah,
Speaker 3 26:35
she was marked safe from caring about the royal family, which I, I like that. Fuck the royal family.
Speaker 1 26:43
Yeah, I do. Yeah, I've been.. I don't know, like a shit time about them. I mean, I know that there's like controversy and stuff, but recently I.. so since I watched Corey Film and stuff with Jim and them, I started getting recommended this other fuck.. what's it called? I don't know some other podcasts, but they talk about Meghan Merkel and Prince Harry, or whatever, and it's just, God, they suck so much,
Speaker 3 27:07
dude. Fuck all of them. I don't even.. I'm just like, they all are just rich people, like cosplaying government officials. I'm like, we have that
Speaker 2 27:18
here, yeah,
Speaker 1 27:19
and like cosplaying like they care, like they went to, like, I guess they go to like children's hospitals a lot, but they went to one recently, and on the way in, Meghan Markle was heard saying, "Let's just make it quick, like, "Oh my god, just like you should have just not even gone then, like, because if you're gonna be there with like a rushy attitude, and like, just you basically don't want to be there, that's just gonna hurt, like, I don't know,
Speaker 3 27:48
maybe she's good at faking it, I'm sure they had to smile, maybe so much,
Speaker 1 27:54
and to like, I heard they also said that she like partnered up with this brand that will, that just like sells clothes like on like pictures or whatever, so she's like, you know, they have all these photo ops of her like helping children on all this other stuff, but they're like, you could buy her outfit from the children's hospital for from here for this much money,
Speaker 3 28:14
oh my god, she's so gross,
Speaker 1 28:17
yeah, and she wears some like expensive ass shit to like a women's shelter too, for like, then
Speaker 3 28:24
I don't know, there's just whatever, there's other stuff that's like, wow, wait, is I thought Megan Markle was the one that they like left all that stuff. What's the other girl they
Speaker 1 28:38
like leave the family, but they still do like tours, and like,
Speaker 3 28:43
oh, Prince Kate, Princess Kate, I think Kate Middleton, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1 28:52
yeah, I think so,
Speaker 3 28:54
fucker too.
Speaker 1 28:54
I don't really like, know many of them, but yeah, they.. I just recently started just listening to cringy stuff about Meghan Markle,
Speaker 3 29:03
so I've revealed. Okay, it keeps getting better. I've revealed a little bit more about Trisha. On December 23 2021 she said, keep complying, keep wearing those useless masks. The longer you comply, the longer this goes on.
Speaker 2 29:26
Wait,
Speaker 1 29:27
sorry, is she talking about COVID or ICE? Okay,
Speaker 3 29:30
I'm sorry. This is from 2021
Speaker 1 29:32
Oh, 2021 Okay, okay. First, because I was like, you could also like say that to Ice, where masks, and like, I don't know,
Speaker 3 29:39
she's being a smart ass, though.
Speaker 1 29:40
Define from where she's coming from. I should have known. I should have assumed.
Speaker 3 29:46
Well, the next, the next picture is like she made herself look like a Disney Pixar character.
Speaker 13 29:57
Oh God, Disney adult
Speaker 3 29:59
around. That says unmasked, unvaxed, unafraid.
Speaker 6 30:06
So that's the new Disney movie.
Speaker 3 30:09
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 30:11
And
Speaker 1 30:11
she, she's a Disney princess,
Speaker 3 30:13
Princess Megan. She's, she was really, really mad about COVID. Um, it
Speaker 1 30:21
sucks,
Speaker 3 30:22
yeah. Well, she was mad, but asked, being asked to care about other humans by wearing
Speaker 1 30:28
masks. Oh man, she would hate visiting, like in Asian country, where they just like do it in general.
Speaker 3 30:36
Yeah,
Speaker 1 30:37
you know, you're sick and have to go out in public, but okay,
Speaker 3 30:41
I don't want people looking at my face, so I enjoy
Speaker 1 30:45
it. Yeah, yeah, I like that too.
Speaker 3 30:47
Um, yeah, so I guess I won't go on too long about Trisha, but I feel like you were a good judge of character, and
Speaker 1 30:57
yeah, I feel like I kind of nailed her a bit. Yeah, I didn't really get the religious aspect, but I think it fits her character,
Speaker 3 31:05
knowing what we know about her stance on Covid. I feel like it does fit with the religious aspect, because, like, when Covid started, I was like, oh, maybe religious people, like, since if they're going by the teachings that they are supposed to be, they're gonna want to wear masks and like help people.
Speaker 1 31:24
Yeah. No, think about your neighbor, it was the opposite. So it checks. Um, my God, my mask is something I will burn because I hate to others, I just imagine someone singing like our God, and like, shut up, it's my God, it's not your God, mine only.
Speaker 3 31:51
Um, as far as Crash Pod, I think that's pretty much it. Um, oh, I have one more comment that I thought was fucking gross from Michelle. She said you could make pork and sour crotch. We always called it that. Ew, Michelle, sauerkraut,
Speaker 2 32:17
really?
Speaker 1 32:17
Like, I get that. I think, like, some gross stuff is funny, but this is just not my quite my wheelhouse
Speaker 3 32:26
too far.
Speaker 1 32:28
Maybe it's like too much of the like food where it doesn't belong thing.
Speaker 3 32:32
Oh yeah,
Speaker 1 32:33
I bet there's some dudes that would pay bank for
Speaker 3 32:35
for a sauerkraut
Speaker 1 32:36
crotch, yeah, fucking crotch pot meal.
Speaker 3 32:39
Oh man, or like I'm getting even more graphic, and thinking, like, yeah, stick some fucking sauerkraut up there. Now we're going,
Speaker 1 32:55
dude, this shit probably definitely exists already,
Speaker 3 32:58
probably. So
Speaker 1 32:59
from home, like, no, make it with your feet, baby.
Speaker 3 33:06
Oh, God,
Speaker 1 33:07
yeah. Like, I've always thought, like, so I saw a video recently of, like, Jennifer Tilly on, uh, House Real Housewives, or whatever. I just on Instagram, I don't watch the show, but they're doing, like, great smashing with their feet, and I got like a shot of their feet. I'm like, ah, don't do that, like someone's gonna like use this video, inappropriate. I don't know, I just.. the internet has ruined my brain. I'm like, everyone's using every, like, anything they want.
Speaker 3 33:38
No, I totally,
Speaker 1 33:39
they're gooning.
Speaker 3 33:40
I totally agree, like that shirt that I sent you a while back. It's from my city that I live in, Cedar Park, and it says I Heart CP, and I'm like, that means something else online, man. The innocent mind of the person that made that, I know, and there's like so many variations too. There's like long sleeve shirt, short sleeve shirt, kids shopping tote, you can like get it in so many varieties. Oh, not good hat
Speaker 1 34:21
bumper stickers,
Speaker 3 34:22
pretty much. Yeah, any way you want it. I have a couple other weird camping products that I found.
Speaker 2 34:33
Oh, fun.
Speaker 3 34:34
I got these from a website called Snowys Outdoors, and they had an article called Weird and Wonderful Camping Gear, so I got a couple of them for us. There's one called the Bumper Dumper, and a dumper dumper. Oh yeah, like shit,
Speaker 1 34:56
nice, the
Speaker 3 34:57
portable toilet seat. Or this portable toilet seat and bucket fits into your toe hitch, so you can sit at the back of your car for a roadside dump. May not be as private as an old fallen log, pardon the pun, but far more comfortable. So, I have a picture for you,
Speaker 2 35:20
yeah.
Speaker 3 35:21
It's $100 though.
Speaker 1 35:23
Oh, wow.
Speaker 3 35:24
I feel like you could make it way cheaper if you just took the time, because it's basically just a fucking like bucket with a toilet seat on
Speaker 2 35:34
it. Yeah,
Speaker 1 35:34
I thought it was gonna be more of like a product that's just literally a fucking toilet seat with a bucket under it,
Speaker 3 35:41
and it looks like a fucking printed holder for the toilet paper.
Speaker 1 35:46
You don't even need to hook that to the back of your car.
Speaker 3 35:51
I guess they want it to be elevated, but that's not that elevated. If it's on the back of your..
Speaker 2 35:57
yeah,
Speaker 3 35:57
I don't know.
Speaker 1 35:59
That's pretty dumb,
Speaker 3 36:00
I guess. The bumper dumper just is not for
Speaker 1 36:04
us. Yeah, maybe. Yeah, I guess we're not the target audience. Oh,
Speaker 3 36:07
we could at the end, we could decide which weird camping product we would most use.
Speaker 1 36:13
Oh, yeah. You know, I wonder if anyone at Camp Camp Cella Coach Coachella. Thank you. Yes, brain broke right there for a second. Yeah, I wonder if anyone at Coachella had a bumper dumper,
Speaker 2 36:30
you know? Maybe so.
Speaker 1 36:32
Yeah, maybe. Maybe I'll look into some different Coachella setups or products
Speaker 3 36:36
or something, see
Speaker 1 36:37
if there was anything,
Speaker 3 36:38
because wasn't it? I don't remember if it was Coachella or one of those other things, but didn't they have, like, kind of a tragedy a couple years ago where some people died, and I think it was like a rainstorm, and everything was really muddy, and it was like all disgusting. Do you remember what I'm talking about? It
Speaker 1 36:57
sounds super familiar, or is it like the Woodstock thing, when it got all muddy and
Speaker 3 37:04
stuff? Sorry, like a couple years ago. Oh,
Speaker 1 37:07
I don't..
Speaker 3 37:09
maybe it was actually.. it might have been Burning Man, but yeah, there was like..
Speaker 9 37:13
oh,
Speaker 3 37:14
something where like it got all fucking gross. So I bet they.
Speaker 1 37:19
another great topic,
Speaker 14 37:20
this like disastrous, disastrous
Speaker 1 37:23
mesic festival.
Speaker 3 37:24
It's actually on my list to talk about that Woodstock 90 910
Speaker 1 37:28
sweet, the one with Limp Bizkit,
Speaker 2 37:30
yeah,
Speaker 4 37:31
biscuit style, yeah, crazy. Check out all Limp Bizkit episodes, if it happened already. Yeah,
Speaker 3 37:40
the next product that I have is called a can, which, and you guessed it, that's a sandwich inside of a can. Oh, I'm gonna say right now, I don't want that
Speaker 2 37:58
one. I don't.
Speaker 1 37:59
Also, I don't understand the purpose. I mean, I guess I've seen like canned hamburgers and stuff, so I guess it's just like,
Speaker 3 38:07
yeah, I think it's just maybe more of like a survival thing, like if you like better throw this fucking canned hamburger in my bag,
Speaker 1 38:17
just in case. Yeah, yeah, I thought was stranded for, like, you know, weeks, canned hamburger would sound incredible. It would be fine dining, for sure.
Speaker 3 38:28
Did you ever have a microwave hamburger? Yeah, they're good,
Speaker 1 38:34
and the burritos and everything that they have. Yeah,
Speaker 10 38:37
like, she's.. she looks like she's had a
Speaker 3 38:41
gas station food in my life, and I mean that complimentary, yeah, you can get the nicer ones that have bacon and stuff on them, fucking good.
Speaker 2 38:53
Well,
Speaker 3 38:53
maybe they're not now, but in the past, yeah,
Speaker 1 38:55
to me as a younger person, it was,
Speaker 3 38:59
we should have gas station hamburgers sometime.
Speaker 1 39:01
Yeah, maybe we can do like a gas station buffet.
Speaker 3 39:03
Oh my god, that's a great height.
Speaker 1 39:07
Invite everyone that's willing to,
Speaker 3 39:11
oh yeah.
Speaker 1 39:12
Oh, speaking, I was gonna say, or if we do a live show, that could be our concessions, but I mean, I don't. We're probably never gonna have a live show, so I don't mean to sound like we ever have a live show. We're big stuff.
Speaker 3 39:28
No, we will, and we will serve those microwave hamburgers. I guess we could elevate them and air fry them in honor of our live show and being fancy.
Speaker 1 39:37
We could get crotch pots and let something heat up.
Speaker 3 39:42
Oh my god,
Speaker 1 39:43
during the show just tosses into the crowd of five people at the end, and
Speaker 2 39:50
whoever
Speaker 3 39:52
ducking away from it, nobody wants it, just hits the ground and explodes. My ramen, no one wants my crotch pop food,
Speaker 1 40:04
my crotch in my ramen crotch. Oh,
Speaker 3 40:10
good. So one other gross food, and one last product, and then we can vote. So the same people that make the canned cheeseburger. Also, make powdered beer, which I've never heard of anything I
Speaker 1 40:26
want. Drink
Speaker 3 40:27
less.
Speaker 1 40:28
Yeah, no, that sounds awful. I, as an alcoholic or non-alcoholic,
Speaker 3 40:34
I did not look into it, other than the fact that there was powdered beer, but I feel like it would be
Speaker 1 40:42
that's fucking cool. We're in the future.
Speaker 3 40:46
Can I have your powdered beer ramen? Oh, well, speaking of space, this is kind of space-like. There's glow in the dark toilet paper.
Speaker 1 41:03
Oh, okay. I could kind of see that being like practical if you're just middle night, you know?
Speaker 3 41:10
I could see it. I feel like it would be acceptable for your butt, like everything would be fine, but I feel like if you use glow in the dark toilet paper, like on your badge, you're just gonna get like every type of infection,
Speaker 1 41:28
yeah,
Speaker 2 41:29
ever
Speaker 3 41:29
existed.
Speaker 1 41:31
Yeah, I didn't think about what is in the slaughter. Yes, yeah, and then you have to like charge it
Speaker 3 41:40
during the day.
Speaker 15 41:41
Toilepapers aren't charged. Somebody
Speaker 3 41:43
did say that the glow in the dark toilet paper would be fun for Halloween, so if I ever find one, I'll have it on display. Yes, I'm not gonna use it.
Speaker 1 41:53
That'd be great for, like, teepee tipping houses and stuff too, like, yeah, for homecoming, or whatever. The whatever the kids do nowadays, whatever
Speaker 10 42:01
they do,
Speaker 1 42:01
whatever the kids do.
Speaker 3 42:03
So, Jamie, what out of these products do you think you would most like to use?
Speaker 1 42:09
Okay, so let's see. It was the dumping thing, bug
Speaker 3 42:13
dumper, crotch pot, can witch
Speaker 2 42:17
and
Speaker 3 42:18
glow in the dark toilet paper, can which slash beer,
Speaker 1 42:23
maybe the so my instincts say, like the food, because I would hoard it just in case something went wrong
Speaker 3 42:30
there,
Speaker 10 42:31
but
Speaker 1 42:33
I don't know, like none of it's useful, so like maybe the crotch pod, I guess, because it's at least like, yeah, funny, like practically funny, like you know, gag, like, haha, look,
Speaker 3 42:45
yeah,
Speaker 2 42:46
can't really do that with a, you know, powdered beer, yeah,
Speaker 1 42:52
maybe the dumper,
Speaker 3 42:54
I, you know, I was thinking dumper too, because even though I wouldn't want to spend the money on it, it probably would be nice to be kind of elevated, and especially like if it rained or something, and it was muddy, that way you wouldn't have to like sit lower to the ground, you could be a little
Speaker 1 43:12
awesome, yeah. And then if your bucket fell over, your poop would mix it with mud, and you're like, oh no, which one's mud, which one's my poop? And then
Speaker 3 43:20
the classic problem,
Speaker 1 43:21
yeah, the classic problem of mud or poop, and then you'll
Speaker 3 43:25
eat mud or poop,
Speaker 1 43:26
you don't know where you can step,
Speaker 3 43:27
it's very true.
Speaker 1 43:29
Um, I guess for me the height isn't really much of a thing. I don't think the elevation would make much of a difference for me, probably.
Speaker 3 43:39
So I
Speaker 1 43:40
could probably save 100 bucks.
Speaker 3 43:42
Yeah,
Speaker 1 43:43
there, invest in more crotch pots.
Speaker 3 43:47
Yes,
Speaker 1 43:48
put one on my first butt, my back, but
Speaker 3 43:50
you could do side butts too. You could have a whole,
Speaker 1 43:54
yeah, yeah, make like a whole jacket out of it, like the pickle jacket or Nathan Fielder's kind of cool. Oh, and I could just walk around downtown, and then just be like, so get you a lukewarm soup. Yeah, funny day,
Speaker 3 44:12
you know what might be better than front, but it's like putting it in your bra,
Speaker 1 44:19
oh yeah, or like under your armpit, yeah, like, yeah, that would be a great area too, just like a soup, soup brawl area, do it too, yeah, maybe someone will come up with like a hiking brawl, or you know, brawl pot soon, because yeah, that could
Speaker 3 44:34
be us,
Speaker 1 44:35
get some right, if you get it right underneath the the bra pit or the boob pit, that's a nice hot spot.
Speaker 3 44:44
It is. What is the product that you would be least drawn to?
Speaker 1 44:54
I guess the dumper. Oh, I know, I said, like, maybe on that, but I. Think I don't know of all of them. I think that's the one that I could probably like do without. I can do without all of them, of course. But like, if I was in a worst-case scenario, I feel like that would be
Speaker 3 45:12
the
Speaker 1 45:12
one. I don't eat that as much. The
Speaker 3 45:13
dumper would be kind of a luxury if you wanted to be off the ground a little bit, but yeah, I feel like crotch pot, and I mean, even the food would be good in an emergency situation, even the scary toilet paper. Yeah, I'd rather wipe with that than leaves. So,
Speaker 1 45:31
yeah, or you could make a like help signal at night with the with the glow in the tart toilet paper.
Speaker 3 45:39
That's very true.
Speaker 1 45:40
So, fires are the day, yeah, glow in the dark toilet paper at night. I don't know why I'm just jumping. We just jumped like survival scenario,
Speaker 3 45:49
yeah. So our brains work,
Speaker 1 45:52
yeah. It's like I'm not gonna be in the wilderness unless it's
Speaker 2 45:58
survival situation only, yeah. so yeah,
Speaker 3 46:05
I agree
Speaker 2 46:05
with the
Speaker 1 46:06
dumper, would make it glamping, I guess. So
Speaker 3 46:08
you're right, the dumper would make it glamping.
Speaker 1 46:11
We don't need nothing fancy here at Lynn Ranch.
Speaker 2 46:14
True, true.
Speaker 1 46:15
Just cook you up a little crotch ramen and side of canned hamburger, and
Speaker 3 46:23
hell yeah,
Speaker 1 46:23
nicely brewed dry beer.
Speaker 3 46:27
Oh, I wonder if you could, like, you could do beverages in the crotch pot as well, so you could have, like, hot warm tea, or, you know, hot chocolate, or
Speaker 1 46:39
hotty toddy.
Speaker 3 46:40
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Speaker 1 47:04
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