Chin up fatheads, it's face day! Gotta get your cringe reps in!
Chin up fatheads, it's face day! Gotta get your cringe reps in!
Speaker 1 0:00
So Jamie, there doesn't seem to be a ton of information on this, but I wanted to tell you about it because you're, like, more of an art history person.
Sorry, I'm just like, ahhh I'm recognized
you are! There's an artist named Joseph Marr, and he's in Berlin, and he makes sculptures out of sugar. I mean, like, really beautiful, big sculptures. But a problem that he has is people want to lick them.
Speaker 2 0:50
Oh, I think I have actually seen this come across my feet, disgusting. Yeah, that's what I thought I was like other people have licked that
Speaker 1 0:59
shit and, okay, go for it again, dude. Yeah, I saw a clip, and he was saying that he never thought that would be an issue. And he said, you know, something like, I don't see how people are doing this. You don't know who's licked
Speaker 3 1:16
it
Speaker 1 1:16
before you. And I tried to see if I could find some stuff, like, if museums ever put out a little sign that's like, do not like, do not touch, but I couldn't really find anything. But, yeah, that is so unhinged.
Speaker 2 1:29
Yeah, that is, um, yeah, that's really gross.
Speaker 1 1:33
It's gross. But also it's like, this was something he spent hours and hours upon, and people are, like, slowly degrading it.
Speaker 2 1:41
Yeah, they're fucking licking it.
Speaker 2 1:44
Yeah, no, I agree, yeah, yeah. I'd like to read more into that. I'm glad you brought that up, because, yeah, I'd like to read more into the ins and outs of the process and, like, were they just gonna get thrown away anyway, because they're gonna, like, melt or attract ants or something. So he was like, have at it. I don't, yeah,
Speaker 3 2:03
but
Speaker 2 2:03
it will make the sculpture different every time you see it. Technically,
Speaker 4 2:06
that's
Speaker 3 2:07
true.
Speaker 2 2:08
And we're different every time you hear us.
Speaker 1 2:10
That's also very
Speaker 2 2:11
on the nervous laughter podcast, hello, I'm Jamie.
Speaker 1 2:15
I'm Alyssa.
Speaker 2 2:17
And yeah, that shit is gross. It's kind of like, have you seen I know that there's like, the wall and the gum wall in Seattle. Did you see a? I think it was Olivia Rodrigo did a gum wall at Coachella.
Speaker 1 2:30
It was
Speaker 2 2:33
just kind of gross, because it was like, I mean, the gumball in Seattle's gross too, but that one's like, all filled out, so it's almost like cooler to walk past
Speaker 1 2:43
type of thing, in a way.
Speaker 2 2:44
But this almost just felt like gum under the desk, like, you know, a blank wall with like, a few pieces stuck around, and some people, like, stretch theirs out to be a heart and
Speaker 1 2:54
ew. It
Speaker 5 2:55
was
Speaker 1 2:55
fucking gross.
Speaker 2 3:00
But speaking of gum, Alyssa, I have a gum for us to try. If you are down.
Speaker 1 3:06
What really,
Speaker 2 3:07
yes,
Speaker 3 3:08
how
Speaker 1 3:08
did you tie this in so expertly.
Speaker 2 3:11
I just, it was something gross, and then that, yeah, I just, you know, oh, okay,
Speaker 1 3:16
yeah,
Speaker 2 3:16
this bar is aligned this week
Speaker 1 3:17
that, yes, I'm so excited.
Speaker 2 3:20
Um, so this gum is kind of also related to what we were talking about last a couple episodes with clavicular is jaw line chewing gum.
Speaker 1 3:37
Is this like a substitute for bone smash or mewing, I guess,
Speaker 2 3:41
yeah, it's, like, supposed to help work out your jaw muscles, I
Speaker 3 3:46
guess
Speaker 2 3:47
Brandon. Brandon saw these in a video that I was just talking about about, you know, all the stupid looks, maxing stuff. But he was like, actually, I kind of want to try that gum, because it does, like, work out your jaw, which I thought was kind of stupid at first. But I was like, You know what we did do those. I did do, like, a diet for a while that was like just shakes. And whenever I did eat food, it was so hard to chew and so tiring and exhausting. Yeah, so, yeah, there's this ultra tough chewing gum for jawline training and facial definition.
Speaker 1 4:18
Interesting
Speaker 2 4:19
job, food, ultra tough gum. And just to go with the back, it's pretty, pretty short Jocko jawline chewing gum offers not just fresh breath, but a jawline so chiseled Michelangelo would weep. Regular gum is fun, but that's not exactly doing squats for your face. Our Ultra tough formula demands those jaw muscles. Get off their lazy behinds and work for their keep So skipping face day. So stop skipping face day and get started using our chewing instructions. Interesting, which is, chew for five to 10 minutes per day every other day. Take rest days as needed. So. Start chewing slowly to soften the gum. Take turns chewing gum on each side for an even jaw line workout. Warning, do not exceed more than two pieces per day. Overuse may lead to jaw discomfort. You know, stop using if you feel discomfort. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Results vary. Consume at your own risk.
Speaker 1 5:21
I am
Speaker 2 5:22
excited. Yeah, I haven't tried it yet. Oh yeah, we've had it for a little while because, um, yeah, I forgot about it on the last episode. But I was like, Yeah, I want to wait to try it on the
Speaker 1 5:31
podcast.
Speaker 3 5:33
Yeah.
Speaker 2 5:33
So this one is mighty mint. It's a quite a big piece of chewing gum. It's maybe like, Oh, wow. Two or three times the size of a chicklet, maybe three times. Oh, my God,
Speaker 1 5:45
it's like a fucking brick,
Speaker 5 5:46
yeah,
Speaker 2 5:47
with a bite. And I was scared to ah, I scared me.
Speaker 1 5:50
Okay, it's breaking down.
Speaker 2 5:52
I'm having a lot of trouble. I'm on the last bubble process.
Speaker 1 5:59
I'm a very experienced eater, so I feel like I'm
Speaker 2 6:02
I realize we do have to keep talking, and this is hard to choose, so I don't know if it, if we want to spit it out, or if we just keep going and just see how it sounds.
Speaker 1 6:14
Keeping going.
Speaker 2 6:15
Okay, the update progress the middle. I
Speaker 1 6:17
feel like it, oh, we should have started like a timer or something.
Speaker 2 6:21
Oh, I felt one though I saw a five minute timer.
Speaker 6 6:25
Okay,
Speaker 2 6:26
yeah, yeah, we're doing our fucking chin lifts right now. It's face day, y'all.
Speaker 1 6:32
I wonder if, like, my jaw pops a lot. I wonder if this will help or hurt it if I get into a consistent jaw line routine, which I might just because I do love to chew on things. And this kind of gives that, like,
Speaker 2 6:50
that satisfaction, that sensory tickle,
Speaker 1 6:54
like I've always been one of those people that's like, Man, I wish I could just, like, chew an electrical wire. So I love Twizzlers and stuff like that, because you feel like you can really like,
Speaker 2 7:04
Nah, go to town on it. I've ruined many pins doing that. But yeah, I mean, I like this. It's, you know, it feels like it's doing, yeah, we're gonna start our looks maxing journey today. Hello.
Speaker 1 7:19
Today is the first day of the rest of our lives.
Speaker 3 7:22
Yeah, although I probably won't like do bone smashing, don't go that far.
Speaker 1 7:30
Oh, so, okay, the stars are really aligning. I actually have something related to the jaw. Oh, okay, perfect. Send you picture?
Speaker 2 7:41
I'm voguing right now.
Speaker 1 7:43
Yes, okay, so this is very creepy. So the mentalis muscle is a muscle on your chin that connects bone to skin. So it's this muscle where, like, if you like, tense, I had to do it, you know. But okay, if you make this part, like, wrinkly
Speaker 3 8:12
your like, your chin, like, extra wrinkles,
Speaker 1 8:16
yeah, let me see what I'm doing, yeah. So if you, like,
Speaker 2 8:20
tuck your lip in and
Speaker 1 8:21
there's like, all these little dots. So apparently that, like, all those little dots are muscle fibers, and they look fucking
Speaker 2 8:33
Oh shit. I always thought it was like acne or something. Hold on, okay.
Speaker 1 8:37
It's like, your
Speaker 6 8:38
video. Oh, isn't that gross? Because,
Speaker 1 8:44
you know, usually muscle is connecting. I don't know muscle to muscle or whatever, but this is like bone to skin, so I guess, like, all those fibers are visible. So yeah, isn't that disgusting? I'm just
Speaker 2 9:01
freaking out about those disconnecting like, oh, okay, well,
Speaker 1 9:05
maybe it wouldn't be too bad you just wouldn't be able to. I don't know what I'm doing with my
Speaker 3 9:11
face, ah, but yeah, I can't stop
Speaker 2 9:14
touching it. Nice to know, because I yeah, I just thought I'm not. It could still be some acne or whiteheads or something. I was kind of thinking it was all this acne.
Speaker 7 9:27
I guess
Speaker 1 9:27
everybody has it, though. Doctor on Instagram, foot doc, Dana, I don't know how she came across my feed or why she's talking about faces. I'm Quentin Tarantino, following the foot doctor, but it's called golf ball chin, which makes sense, because I guess, like all the little like ridges, like a golf ball, but if it bothers you, you can get Botox. I don't know if I care about it that much. Scares me. Botox is scary. I mean, no judgment if you want to get it. But also, again, we have weird health anxiety, so it's like, what if they hit a nerve on accident with a needle and we can never close our eye? Yeah,
Speaker 2 10:17
yeah. And I saw recently, there's, um, a popular or, I guess in in China, there's a new trend with, like, lips. It's like a forever smile. So like, your filter,
Speaker 1 10:33
oh no. It's
Speaker 3 10:34
a thing for
Speaker 2 10:35
it to like, be shorter. Hell no. So they get that, like, cut where it's shorter, so the lip is up more. But they also like, am, what do you what? They call it a cupid's bow. So they like, try to make it, like, very M shaped. And one chick like hers got messed up, and they had to just like, go redo it, like, three times. So there's one point where she had, like, pretty much no lip, and it was crazy. And I'm not a fan of the way it looks, and I don't, yeah, just ah, some of the trends over there are crazy. I know crazy shit happens worldwide, but yeah, they had that bagel forehead thing they did for, oh, yeah. Like it was
Speaker 1 11:19
temporary,
Speaker 2 11:20
yeah, yeah. We'll have to do, like, a whole plastic surgery episode one.
Speaker 1 11:24
Oh yeah, that's been on my list.
Speaker 2 11:26
Oh yeah. Oh perfect, yeah. That'll be fun.
Speaker 1 11:30
Well, that kind of fit together, but just pretend we were just talking about food, and now we're back on the food topic. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 2 11:42
chewing gum again.
Speaker 1 11:43
Oh yeah, food. Well, actually, this does still kind of tie in, since we're talking about Clav and like, looks maxing and whatnot. So I found something on Instagram called Man cereal,
Speaker 2 12:04
testosterone cereal.
Speaker 1 12:05
God. That would make more sense than what this is. So I saw a picture of their van. It's like a white van with black lettering that says, cereal got its balls back.
Speaker 6 12:20
Oh, my God.
Speaker 1 12:22
So I thought I'd read a little bit.
Speaker 3 12:26
Was
Speaker 2 12:27
serial ever like, sorry, that tagline is just stupid. It's like, what are you stupid? Was it manly in the first place? I don't know. Anyway,
Speaker 1 12:35
apparently serial went gay, and they are trying to UN gay. It went woke
Speaker 2 12:42
and
Speaker 1 12:42
yes, they're trying to UN woke the cereal market.
Speaker 2 12:47
It's not bedtime food, it's breakfast food. Whoa,
Speaker 1 12:54
nice. Yeah.
Speaker 2 12:56
Anyway,
Speaker 1 12:57
so I went to their Frequently Asked Questions page, and so I'm going to read some of them. Why man cereal? Because that's what it is, cereal for men with no gimmicks or Bs, and it's funny, not everything needs to be so serious. I'm like, okay, yeah, I guess
Speaker 2 13:19
have have your man cereal with some conservative dads. 100%
Speaker 1 13:23
Yeah, real Sure, right. We
Speaker 2 13:25
had whatever beer,
Speaker 1 13:26
oh yeah. And then there was that pancake mix that I did a long time ago. I forgot about that, yeah, oh yeah. We could have a total conservative dad brunch,
Speaker 2 13:35
yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 1 13:36
It was like the fucking Patriot pancake mix. And I think my dad had it. I can't remember what it was called, but yeah,
Speaker 2 13:44
you have to steal some of it next time you visit.
Speaker 1 13:47
I'm hoping he's not conservative anymore, or is coming out of it. We shall see. So we have the birth of man cereal. We started man cereal because we love health and fitness, we don't take it or ourselves too seriously. We noticed that guys often gave had to give up cereal left with either sugary kids boxes or bland, healthy versions that didn't deliver. Yeah,
Speaker 3 14:17
ew or Ooh, junk.
Speaker 1 14:22
Right? Gross,
Speaker 2 14:23
get this sissy shit away from
Speaker 1 14:25
me. I gotta tell my wife not to buy this gross cereal. At the same time, we realized so many people were missing out on one of the most effective, well studied ingredients out there, creatine. So we set out to solve both problems. After months of testing, tweaking and tasting, we created a clean, high protein, low sugar cereal infused with creatine, and then the next section cereal finally manned up, and this just talked. About what it does for you this breakfast cereal claims to help fuel strength, improve recovery, support cognitive function. That seems like a claim. Yes, it's gonna raise your IQ by 10
Speaker 2 15:18
points. But like, well, if you don't eat your cognitive abilities lesser. So you technically would make the claim
Speaker 1 15:27
it boosts energy and makes you stay fuller longer.
Speaker 2 15:32
You know, I am curious about these claims, because I feel like you can claim that about a lot of foods.
Speaker 1 15:37
Like, exactly. I mean, like, none of this is FDA and I actually have a little hack that I've done before that.
Speaker 2 15:45
Okay,
Speaker 1 15:49
my looks maxing, used before.
Speaker 2 15:54
We soft max you know, it is
Speaker 1 15:57
my soft mixing, but,
Speaker 2 15:58
yeah, it just, it's funny, because it just feels like it's like it's like a if you eat food, your brain will function better, your body works. Yeah,
Speaker 1 16:07
exactly. If you do today, cereal or other foods, you will die. That is a fact.
Speaker 2 16:15
Oh,
Speaker 1 16:17
why is it for men? Can women eat it too? We made man cereal with men in mind. High protein, creatine, no soy, because most guys just don't get enough of what fuels strength and focus. But it's not off limits to anyone. Women can and do eat it too. In fact, creatine has been shown to have even more benefits for women. It's cereal for all mankind.
Speaker 2 16:45
It was more beneficial for women. Why don't you target a cereal
Speaker 1 16:51
for women? Thank you. That is exactly what I thought when I read
Speaker 2 16:54
it. Or just make a cereal for everybody, yeah? Just make it like the workout cereal or something.
Speaker 1 17:01
Yeah, I
Speaker 2 17:02
don't know, like, it's really funny. You could do like, a His and Her cereal. Like, I don't think it's stupid, but, yeah, it's funny to be like, it's for men, even though this can be more beneficial for women, it's for men.
Speaker 1 17:14
You know what? That's kind of how the world is, yeah.
Speaker 2 17:18
And it's funny too, because I remember, like, Dr Pepper in Doritos had that, like, it's for men thing for a while, too.
Speaker 1 17:27
Dr Pepper 10,
Speaker 2 17:29
yeah,
Speaker 1 17:29
yeah, oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 17:31
It was so fucking stupid.
Speaker 1 17:33
It was stupid. So last thing, and then I'll share my hack. If you wanted to buy this Jamie, you can get it in three different flavors, maple bacon, which that sounds fucking Oh, I was gonna say it sounds disgusting for a cereal.
Speaker 2 17:52
For cereal, yes. But for some reason I'm like maple
Speaker 1 17:54
bacon, but yeah, maybe not for a
Speaker 2 17:56
cereal. Well, I could see it maybe for like a granola or something. So maybe I won't knock it as a cereal.
Speaker 1 18:02
Yeah, I guess I'll say,
Speaker 2 18:03
Hold on. I'm sorry the bacon just registered in my mind. So never mind.
Speaker 1 18:09
I was like, wow, she's on board with this maple bacon.
Speaker 2 18:16
Yeah, maybe my brain was thinking maple bourbon or something. But yeah, like, Wait, bacon, meat? Oh, wait, yeah, okay, whoa, retract. Sorry. My brain's just been so, like, fried and melted the past.
Speaker 1 18:29
No, I totally get it. So maybe you would prefer salted fudge. Oh yes, or fruity. Okay, I can I feel like the men wouldn't eat the fruit Exactly. It was like, why didn't they give it a name? Like, hardcore fruit, yeah? Angry pineapples, yeah? Tutti fruity, yeah. They'll be like, I can't eat that. It's rainbow colored
Speaker 2 19:00
and I'm not a fruit.
Speaker 1 19:02
Yeah? They make the fruity one like, just gray. Like, we got to take all the colors.
Speaker 2 19:09
Yeah? They're all Yeah, just Yeah, brown, different shades of browns and grays. And
Speaker 1 19:14
I'm listening to you talk. I'm doing the math for my next portion. Do you want to guess how much this costs? So you can buy it in three box packs or six, but I guess I only put down the price for six boxes.
Speaker 2 19:30
I feel like, when brands do like only packs, it costs, like, a lot. So for three boxes, let's say $40
Speaker 1 19:39
Oh, sorry, I only have six boxes.
Speaker 2 19:41
Oh, six boxes. So I guess we'll double that. But take a little off for a deal. I'll say 70, and then I way overshoot
Speaker 1 19:50
are under,
Speaker 2 19:51
oh, really I'm under, holy shit. So
Speaker 1 19:54
it's $87 for six boxes, which breaks down to 1450, Oh,
Speaker 2 20:00
my
Speaker 1 20:00
box. And I did forget to write down how many ounces, but I don't see it being more than a pound. Damn. That's expensive
Speaker 2 20:08
as fuck.
Speaker 1 20:09
Yeah. I
Speaker 2 20:09
don't know how much like workout stuff costs, like, if you're just buying, like, protein powder and creatine powder and shit, so I don't know how that compares as like a workout thing, but as a box of cereal, like, I
Speaker 1 20:21
feel like, even then, yeah,
Speaker 2 20:23
like, because I know what's that, like, magic spoon, or whatever. I mean, yeah, that expensive and expensive.
Speaker 1 20:29
So James,
Speaker 2 20:30
but if you
Speaker 1 20:31
want to sponsor
Speaker 2 20:33
us, magic spoon,
Speaker 1 20:34
yeah,
Speaker 2 20:34
come
Speaker 1 20:35
on. I've actually never had it, but
Speaker 2 20:37
Costco had a two pack of it one time, so I went ahead and tried it. It was pretty good. But, yeah, I don't think I yeah, I don't think if I can get it at a deal at Costco, sure. But
Speaker 1 20:46
yeah,
Speaker 2 20:46
yeah.
Speaker 1 20:48
So I have a little hack that I've done before, and it's not perfect, but it is cheaper than 1450 a box.
Speaker 2 20:55
Okay,
Speaker 1 20:56
so what I do is I take my cereal and you can get, like, an unsweetened cereal, like a plain rice, crispy or whatever, and, you know, it's fairly healthy. Well, then you take whatever flavor protein shake you want, you could do, like vanilla strawberry, and you use that as your milk. Ah, so you're eating cereal, yeah, but then it still has the protein.
Speaker 2 21:19
Ah, nice. And, I mean,
Speaker 1 21:21
yes,
Speaker 2 21:21
you know your girl's gonna drink that milk once the cereals gone.
Speaker 1 21:26
And I do this for coffee creamer too.
Speaker 2 21:30
Oh, okay, yeah, some protein in there.
Speaker 1 21:32
Or, Yeah, usually I'll make, like, a pre made protein shake. I wouldn't do protein powder in the coffee because I feel like it might be hard to mix, and it could get like a weird consistency.
Speaker 2 21:43
Oh,
Speaker 1 21:45
I'll use that as a creamer sometimes.
Speaker 2 21:48
Ah, okay, yeah, that sounds pretty good,
Speaker 1 21:51
yeah. So boom, you don't even need man cereal. I
Speaker 2 21:55
don't think anybody needs man not according to this. You could also just take your protein powder dry workout. The cereal milk reminded me, though this is very random, but on Shark Tank, I don't know if you remember, they had a product where it was like, just cereal milk. The lady was like, Oh, we just have milk. So we flavored like different cereal. Um, well, I remember it so well because seriously wanted it. No, there's um, one of the sharks. It was like a guest shark. They had on. And me and Brandon always quote this to each other. One of the guys, the guest shark at the time, was just like, really into it, because he was just like, and, you know, I like the milk at the bottom of the bowl. Uh, see if I can find a clip of it, super quick, the bottom of the bowl.
Speaker 1 23:02
My only complaint about that is I feel like there's a temperature difference, like it's kind of warmer after it sits there for a minute. You eat the cereals.
Speaker 8 23:12
I actually, I'm a cereal for dinner. Guy, I love the taste of cereal milk in the bottom of the bowl.
Speaker 2 23:21
Okay, that probably wasn't worth the time it took to find but I don't know. We just the milk at the bottom of the bowl. Love the milk at the bottom of well,
Speaker 1 23:32
maybe I need to partner with those people. Maybe
Speaker 2 23:34
they need to partner with us. I know what we'll bring to their table, but
Speaker 1 23:39
they can take my idea that I've already told to the public slash, probably already found on Instagram, add protein to that
Speaker 6 23:50
protein, cereal, milk.
Speaker 1 23:53
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 23:55
Makes you your cognitive ability better. Oh my gosh. Makes your job stronger,
Speaker 1 24:01
dude. How many millions of gallons Do you think that the quote president would need to fix his cognitive problems?
Speaker 2 24:11
Oh, God, I think he would overdose on the
Speaker 1 24:15
limit does not exist.
Speaker 2 24:20
Oh, oh, sorry. I'm just thinking about, like, chugging a gallon of milk, and I'm just like,
Speaker 1 24:27
oh man, something they did on jackass.
Speaker 2 24:31
I think it is, and I think they did just throw up all over.
Speaker 1 24:35
That would be awful. I feel like any gallon of liquid would make me throw up,
Speaker 2 24:41
yeah,
Speaker 1 24:42
but milk like
Speaker 9 24:44
milk in the heat.
Speaker 1 24:49
That should be the title of the episode, milk in the heat.
Speaker 2 24:53
Nothing like a nice glass of milk in the heat. And of course, it always makes me think of the mctoils from a i. It's always funny, in Philadelphia, they're like an incestuous family, and they drink milk, and they're really gross.
Speaker 1 25:07
God, ew. Well, I do have another thing I was gonna say, it has to do with dairy, but this product is actually, like, fake and probably doesn't contain dairy, but I found that there's a part of East Texas where if you go to a Mexican restaurant, they'll have like, a squeeze butter on the table, like, I can't believe it's not butter or whatever,
Speaker 2 25:36
and
Speaker 1 25:36
people put in the salsa. I
Speaker 7 25:38
saw that I did, took
Speaker 2 25:41
me a minute to like, register what it was. I was
Speaker 1 25:46
like, what mayonnaise would be better? And I don't even really like mayonnaise, but
Speaker 2 25:52
feel like butter would be better than mayonnaise.
Speaker 1 25:55
I don't know. Maybe like it. I looked to see why or how it started, excuse me. And I don't think they know, like, who started it or which restaurant, but
Speaker 2 26:08
some nasty bitch
Speaker 1 26:10
dude, yeah, some people say it's to cut the heat, but others were saying it makes it creamy. And I'm like, ew, and why wouldn't you just use fucking sour cream, because that's Yeah condiment at a Mexican restaurant. So you just put them together.
Speaker 2 26:25
Yeah? They're together on a taco or nachos anyway, yeah? Like, yeah, squeeze butter. I feel like that's just like an excuse for southern people to eat more butter. I
Speaker 1 26:37
haven't got the butter quota yet. You day,
Speaker 5 26:42
just hide that butter right in your
Speaker 3 26:45
salsa. Get
Speaker 2 26:46
it with your vegetables,
Speaker 1 26:47
dude. It just looks so unappetizing, too. I think I saved the first video I saw because I was like, what the fuck
Speaker 2 26:58
I'm not gonna lie. It kind of sounds like wind behavior a little bit, but
Speaker 3 27:02
it kind of does start,
Speaker 2 27:06
oh yeah, I saw a different one because, like, it does almost look like, like a squirt cheese or something, yeah. It's like, oh, okay, let's snap. And then, oh, sorry. It made my face cringe,
Speaker 1 27:19
yeah, so
Speaker 2 27:22
try it, but I think it's probably gross. Yeah,
Speaker 1 27:24
I agree. I I thought about getting it for us to try, but I was like, I don't want to have a whole fucking thing of squeezed butter since I was a kid.
Speaker 2 27:35
And even thinking about just, I don't know even if it did taste good, just thinking about eating, like, that much butter, like, mixing with salsa, just like,
Speaker 1 27:45
I don't It's Not Butter,
Speaker 10 27:49
though, yeah,
Speaker 3 27:52
it's healthy. You
Speaker 4 27:54
got me there. It's organic, yeah,
Speaker 1 27:59
exactly.
Speaker 6 28:00
Oil. Like, Oh,
Speaker 1 28:02
fucking gross. That's
Speaker 2 28:05
crazy, because salsa is like, so low calorie. How can
Speaker 1 28:08
I make it, like, synthetic and fucking weird. Oh, some butter. Dude growing up, all we had was like Country Crock and like fake butter. And now I'm like, never again, real butter only.
Speaker 2 28:27
Yeah, we, I think we always did land a lakes, but I know we got our version of, like, whatever cheap, shitty thing we had, um, you know, maybe this is like a white trash version of, like, pepper jelly, cream cheese. Okay? I mean, I know it's a very big stretch I can, I could see, like a drunk, like Southern hairstylist, being like, I made Marguerite and the vaginas. Oh girl, you know, I'd be kidding and but you know, y'all, I didn't have the cream cheese and the pepper jelly, but I had chips and salsa and some margarine left over from last night's fried butter. I'm just gonna do this. That would be like a Josh and Mama improvision, oh my god, yeah,
Speaker 1 29:32
I should send that to Josh and Mama and see if they tried.
Speaker 2 29:35
Yes, yeah, please send it to them. And
Speaker 1 29:39
she's always trying nasty shit. So
Speaker 2 29:42
yeah, that'd be great to report on for the podcast.
Speaker 1 29:44
Okay, I'll remember I have one more food thing that's really quick, so I feel like a total fucking Boomer because I. This is like a joke site thing, but I totally fell for it. So it says 711 gas stations in Japan now offering Joe Camel combo to celebrate American culture. And the picture is a cup of coffee a pack of camels and a bag of animal crackers. And I was like, Holy shit, I bet that's real, but it's just real.
Speaker 3 30:23
But
Speaker 1 30:23
doesn't that sound like something? Because
Speaker 2 30:25
if you know, if it was in China, I feel like it'd be more believable, because, like, everybody fucking smoked cigarettes in China, like even so, I could definitely see it paired with, like, animal crackers or coffee.
Speaker 1 30:39
Hell yeah. Well, do you know about the the KFC thing in Japan, how they have it for Christmas?
Speaker 2 30:48
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 30:49
Reminded me of that. If you don't know fatheads, somebody in KFC Japan was like, oh yeah. Americans, they all eat fried chicken for Christmas. And then it became a thing, and now they sell, like, commemorative plates, and people like, reserve their chicken for Christmas. So it kind of had that vibe for me.
Speaker 2 31:11
You know, I would love to, like, be in Japan for Christmas, yeah? And do that. That would be so fun.
Speaker 1 31:16
Yeah. I really want the plate. Yeah.
Speaker 2 31:18
I feel like I could be totally, totally, 100% wrong, but I feel like the quality would be better, but maybe I'm with you on that, because, like, whenever I was in Taipei, I had a chicken sandwich from McDonald's. I was like, whoa. This is like, a real chunk of chicken. This is not like a process. What? The fuck yeah. It's like, wow, um, oh, and fat heads out. I don't know if you also know this, but KFC does have some interesting different like merch. I know it was just like to like, you know, limited time to like, get, you know, marketing and things like that. But it was like, uh, they had the pickle jacket recently, which I fucking hate,
Speaker 1 32:01
pickle jacket.
Speaker 3 32:02
Oh yeah, I didn't show you that. Let me see. Wow, I want that.
Speaker 1 32:11
I bet it would be so uncomfortable, though. So actually, it looks horrible. I retract that. Yeah,
Speaker 2 32:17
it's kind of like a puffer jacket, if it was transparent and each of the little puffy things was filled with pickles and pickle juice. Pickles,
Speaker 1 32:25
it looks like it's made of plastic.
Speaker 2 32:28
Oh, yeah, yeah, definitely some kind of unbreathable plastic. Yeah, yeah, for sure. And it has a little like spout at the top that you can unscrew to, I guess, insert and desert the pickles. But, yeah, I assume this is not something they sold. They just modeled it. But they do have, they have a KFC PC, or they call it the KFC console. It was just, you know, marketing stuff. I think they, like, maybe sold or gave away, like a few, but yeah, it was just like a PC designed by KFC and Cooler Master in 2020, not an Xbox. Sorry about that. The features a built in chicken chamber that uses the system seat and airflow to keep food warm. Oh, my God, you should get one. Yeah. I mean, you love fried chicken, I would have, like, my double worst Prado moment, where it's like, is that the 2020, KFC, KFC PC, with the with the chicken, cool heater, yeah, yeah, it is, yeah, actually, but yeah, this is what it looks like. It's like a big, like, round thing, and it has, like, a drawer that pulls out where you can, like, put your food in. Oh, hell yeah. So, yeah, that was cool. And then, um, you know, they also had a, um, a short, like, love drama movie or clip or something, and then, like a game that you could play through that was like, I don't know, because that's dating sims are there was like, I feel like there was like, a time where, just like, people went crazy with dating sims. It was like, there's like, had a full boyfriend, which is like, you're you're sent to a pigeon school, and then you're like, dating different pigeons or different birds. There's like one that's like different and damaged objects and shit, and there's another one that's like, Daddy, oh no, there's and if anyone's played day by Dead Light, there's like a one for Dead by Daylight. You're dating all the the monsters from Dead by Daylight. But anyway, yeah, that's just, um, you brought up KFC. So that just made me think of some interesting, weird marketing things
Speaker 1 34:49
I love. Well, I love any kind of merch, really, but like fast food merch, yeah, love it, you know, which?
Speaker 2 34:56
Thank you again for my raising canes pencil case.
Speaker 1 34:59
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 3 35:00
Love it.
Speaker 2 35:00
Love to put a picture on Instagram. Yeah, I'm definitely gonna like a purse or like a pocket purse. Well, it sounded weird like just a purse holder inside of my purse. Yeah,
Speaker 3 35:14
for
Speaker 2 35:15
little my pockets. Percy,
Speaker 1 35:17
fucking Percy. That's exactly what my mind went to.
Speaker 3 35:23
Yeah,
Speaker 2 35:24
but yeah, maybe that's where your minds went to fat heads. Hope you enjoyed this episode.
Speaker 1 35:31
Yes. I don't know why, but my brain was like, send us your pocket Purseys
Speaker 1 35:41
Emails, yep, it's another word for pocket, purses,
Speaker 2 35:45
stories, um, anything that you think might be fun for us to research and party on,
Speaker 1 35:52
party on,