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Speaker 1 0:00
Hello, fatheads, we have a serious update regarding clavicular Alexandra Mendoza, known online as a Laura, has come forward with allegations from when she was a minor, including sexual assault and being injected with drugs. On a livestream, she is currently suing him for fraud, battery and sexual assault. Jamie and Alyssa do not condone this behavior, we want to thank our friend Chris for bringing this to our attention. Our thoughts are with Alexandra, and we hope she receives the fullest extent of justice. She absolutely deserves it. As soon as this news broke, we immediately canceled all ads featuring him regarding the update on his deal with cheese mentioned in the previous episode. We've decided to cut that segment, which was recorded before this news broke, and moved it to the outro of this episode, for anyone who still wishes to hear it, if something mentioned in this episode or the next doesn't quite make sense, the reference was likely removed for these reasons.
Speaker 2 0:56
Alyssa, I had to go into the office for work together. Yeah. Yeah. And they, you know, got pizza or whatever. And so everyone was in the same room, kind of broken up talking and stuff. And the people I was talking with started talking about Eeyore's Birthday and stuff. So, you know, the conversation just got a little, you know, crazy, crazy. And then, as I was, like, I wasn't even talking that much. And then as soon as I decide to, like, chime in on a story, of course, like, the room goes silent. So like, as soon as I said, topless, she was topless. the chick was talking to, she just goes, Oh, that is absolute first. And I have to, like, have a little vent on there, because I was a little annoyed. Because it was like, Hey, this is gonna be like, a, you know, catch up, oh, like, CEO comes in and catch up kind of thing. We're sitting there. I think it was like 1520 minutes. And I was like, Okay, I guess this isn't like a lead meeting or anything, because, like, everyone's talking to each other. So yeah, I joined that group, start talking. And then at the 45 minute mark, whoa, when the, you know, when the you know, when it went silent, and I said topless was, whenever was, whenever there was like, well, so this isn't really meant to be like a broken up conversation thing. This is like an open conversation, like work conversation. It's like, Whoa. Did you not say this like 45 minutes ago? That was pretty stupid.
Speaker 3 3:10
That is fucking stupid.
Speaker 2 3:12
Yeah
Speaker 3 3:14
you know who's not stupid. It's you that are here listening to nervous laughter podcast.
Speaker 2 3:19
Yeah, you're just so intelligent.
Speaker 3 3:22
You're very intelligent, probably, maybe.
Speaker 2 3:25
And Alyssa is intelligent. And we're here to deliver you all your cringe, weird, interesting, scary, terrifying, whatever makes you nervous.
Speaker 3 3:39
Yes. Oh, and I will add a little thing, because I think maybe Eeyore's birthday is just an Austin thing. I don't know that for a fact but if you don't know what it is, it's just like a weird hippie festival in the park where, like, people smoke weed and maybe do other drugs and just like, hang out, and it's been an awesome thing for a long time. So yeah, like the person that originally brought it up, they should have had that comment made, because everyone here knows that it's like, a drug party
Speaker 5 4:17
because she brought up, uh, topless girls with pasties on. So I was like, Oh, I can probably just say like, because, you know, she was talking about dudes being, like, creeps around them, like, someone like, she's like, Yeah, the photographer got lots of pictures of them. So I was going to talk about how I saw this topless chick Barton Springs Pool one time. And, man, these guys just, like, kept coming up to her and, like, it was so weird. And like, one of them, like, got a picture with her. And, I mean, what? I guess she, like, maybe didn't mind, but it was like, Dude, she's just, like, hanging out, or like, doing whatever. And then it just like, whoa. I've never seen boobs before.
Speaker 2 5:02
pwincess, I noticed you didn't have a shirt on. Ooh, could I have a picture?
Speaker 3 5:12
pwincess, I noticed you're lacking a bathing suit top.
Speaker 4 5:16
Don't act like that.
Yeah, fat heads, please. It's just weird.
Speaker 3 5:24
Think about, well, I could go off on a long rant about stuff, but I won't. Don't be a weird dude. They're everywhere. They're a dime a dozen. Don't fucking be one.
Speaker 2 5:36
Yeah. I have a few little short stories, yeah, and this came up because I sent Dick rash friend of the podcast a
Speaker 3 5:49
thank you. That's very normal to us, because we just like call him Dick rush now. But I wonder if people, other people listening, are like, What the fuck you call your friend Dick rash, because we love them.
Speaker 3 6:02
It's a term of endearment, like, fathead, yeah, it's dick rash.
Speaker 2 6:06
He's the rash to my dick.
Speaker 3 6:08
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 6:11
Um, but I yeah, I just have a small collection of, like, you know, work, nice, work, room stories, I guess. And this started because I sent Dick rush a picture of a like sexy yachted up. Ellen DeGeneres. He sent me a voice message that was telling a story about they're in their break room having lunch, and they're talking about a little DeGeneres for some reason. And then some guy was just like, God, fucker. God, fuck her real hard or whatever. And then, oh, my god, like, all right, well, she's a lesbian. And he was like, I'd still do it, or I don't. Yeah, just don't let that guy get his hands on that picture. She's the main person. Yeah, and also that, I don't know when that they had that conversation. I had a vibe. It was long time ago, but still, it was a long time ago that she was outed as a fucking shit bag. Oh man, our episodes just full of fucking shit bag creeps today, including us.
Speaker 3 7:32
And I don't mean to like, for some reason, I felt very misogynist when I was like, she's a bad person. She's
Speaker 6 7:39
a woman treating people.
Speaker 2 7:43
In some weird stuff with, like, P Diddy and other things and stuff. Yeah, she does,
Speaker 3 7:53
yeah, there's the whole, she's part of the whole how, what is it that's like 911 led to Ellen Jim Degeneres Show being canceled. It's like that internet thing, yeah, I
Speaker 2 8:06
did see that.
Speaker 3 8:07
I
Speaker 4 8:08
can't remember how it went,
Speaker 3 8:11
so I think I have it. So it's 911 and then my chemical romance was inspired by that. And those peeps started writing music, and then Stephanie Meyer was inspired by my chemical romance, and she wrote the Twilight books. And I guess maybe it was somebody from the Twilight movies went on Ellen. Maybe it was Kristen Stewart, I can't remember for sure, and Ellen called her out and was like, Hey, you didn't invite me to my or invite me to your birthday party. And whoever it was was like, Yeah, I did. So the next time a movie came out, that actress went back on Ellen, and Ellen was like, Hey, you didn't invite me to your birthday party. And she's like, actually, yes, I actually, yes, I did. You never responded. Well, then it came out that Ellen DeGeneres was at like a fucking baseball game with like George Bush and his family or something. And everybody was like, Ellen, what are you doing? And then people realized, like, she was kind of a bully. And then people started coming out with stuff about her being a bully. And then, you know, of course, later, like you said, P Diddy, other creepy ties. So,
Speaker 4 9:28
man, yeah,
Speaker 3 9:29
I'm online a lot.
Speaker 2 9:31
Yeah, no, I saw, I had saw that thing too, and I think I actually sent it to, like, Dick rush and stuff. Is
Speaker 3 9:40
he an Ellen fan that I don't know about.
Speaker 2 9:42
Ah, no, I guess I just send them Ellen stuff. For some reason I think, no, I think those were the only two things though. Um, I don't think it was Kristen Stewart that did that interview. Sorry, I'm not trying to, like, technically,
Speaker 7 9:57
no, Kristen
Speaker 3 9:58
Stewart doesn't sound right, but. I'm like, Who else could it have
Speaker 7 10:01
been? Maybe
Speaker 3 10:02
it wasn't somebody from the Twilight movies, but it was a woman.
Speaker 2 10:08
Oh, it says, this says Dakota Johnson.
Speaker 4 10:10
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 10:10
I'm not familiar with her work.
Speaker 3 10:13
I'm not really either, but yeah,
Speaker 2 10:16
um, but there was, there was, like, a controversy with, like, the Twilight cast on Ellen. Oh, really, I think there was something about I could be wrong. But I think she kept, like, trying to get, I was gonna say Edward Scissorhands, whatever the two Jacob and Edward guys, yes, like, kiss or take their shirt.
Speaker 3 10:41
Remember that?
Speaker 7 10:42
Yeah,
Speaker 2 10:42
I thought that was really uncomfortable. So that could have been a thing that, like, you know, Sparks, like people starting to look into her or something, and then, like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3 10:50
you know what, a little segue that literally doesn't matter at all. But I never really watched Twilight when it came out. Nor did I think that the two boys. Well, I don't mean to say boys. I was like, a young girl. I never thought they were cute. But like, now that Robert Pattinson, Pattinson, Patterson,
Speaker 2 11:13
Patterson, I think, pattern maker,
Speaker 3 11:16
pattern maker, now that he's older. I'm like, dang, you look good. He's like, probably 35 or something. I'm like,
Speaker 2 11:23
agentless. I see it now,
Speaker 3 11:27
but he's so cute. Every time I see him in something now, like, he little cute,
Speaker 2 11:32
yeah. The only he's, yeah, he is a little cutie. And the the only thing, I don't know if this is true now, but I just remember there was a point in time where he just, like, didn't take showers. Oh, no, that's still true, but yeah, it was just like, he's a hardcore environmentalist, so he's like, doesn't take showers, but like, I don't know you could just say that too, if you just don't want to take
Speaker 3 11:54
true, yeah.
Speaker 2 11:56
Um, but so Dick Crash's story reminded me of a story. I don't know if I've already mentioned it on the podcast, but when I worked at a hardware store in the break room, there was a guy that was a just like, I guess, a journal maintenance kind
Speaker 8 12:19
of guy. Oh, he
Speaker 4 12:21
Oh, I
Speaker 2 12:22
didn't see it myself, but someone caught him watching porn in the break room. They're like, Yeah, you know, people were just in here eating lunch, and he was just fucking watching porn on his tablet and and
Speaker 3 12:36
I'm sure he didn't get fucking fired, because it's Mississippi, but he should have been put on a fucking sex offender registry. That's so weird.
Speaker 2 12:44
Yeah, I can't remember how long he worked there, but I don't think he got, like, fired for any reason. If I recall correctly, I could be wrong about that, but yeah,
Speaker 3 12:56
well, even, even this is creepy, and I've mentioned it on the podcast before, but kind of how I found fishing hots. It was inspired by a story of G's co worker watching videos of girls fishing in bikinis in the break
Speaker 2 13:13
room.
Speaker 3 13:15
That's weird for work, and they're fully clothed, but just like women in the break room. I'm like, Don't fucking do that. Yeah.
Speaker 2 13:28
I even felt like iffy about watching like SVU on my lunch breaks at my desk. I still did it anyway.
Speaker 3 13:37
Well, at least that is like, sex crimes are bad.
Speaker 2 13:41
Well, I thought someone might walk up at, like, you know, a weird scene in the beginning or something that's just like, What are you watching? And, um, I think, like, one time someone did walk in, but she's like, oh SVU, because she, you know, she was also Yeah,
Speaker 4 13:55
but oh yeah,
Speaker 2 13:57
but yeah. And then, um, yeah. The only other, like, little story I have is from DRock, and basically he has a co worker, or had one that would just listen to his fucking Bible shit.
Speaker 3 14:10
Oh, my God. Volume.
Speaker 2 14:12
Full blast at work.
Speaker 7 14:16
Death
Speaker 3 14:17
penalty for anyone listening to stuff without headphones,
Speaker 9 14:21
yeah,
Speaker 3 14:23
Hate it. Hate it. Hate it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 14:24
Like, I think I'd mentioned this one before, but the fucking kid listening to let it go place. I got my name changed at, good God, that
Speaker 4 14:38
was it.
Speaker 2 14:39
Was a child. I composed myself. I mean, obviously I wasn't like, That pissed off or whatever, but I was just like, God fucking damn
Speaker 3 14:47
Yeah. Like, I think that parents, they can tune that shit out, but they don't think about the fact that not everyone's a fucking parent who has that skill. And it's like, there's people fucking working like.
Speaker 2 15:00
Yeah, which is crazy to me, because I'm, I feel like I'm always just kind of like, is my space affecting anybody else? Am I? Like, annoying treat every place, like a library,
Speaker 3 15:09
yes. So annoying.
Speaker 2 15:12
Oh,
Speaker 3 15:12
do you one time I was embarrassed at work because, like, there was a kid in the lobby that was listening to something like really fucking loud, and nobody was doing anything. So I went up to who I thought was the mother, and I was like, Hey, do you mind or I said, like, we're having trouble hearing on the phone, so do you mind asking the kid to turn down the tablet or whatever. Well, it didn't end up being his mom. It was like, this lady was there with her boyfriend, and it was her boyfriend's son. So I was like, wow, I look fucking sexist.
Speaker 2 15:57
Ma'am, can you please keep control of your child,
Speaker 3 16:03
but, but luckily, I mean, she was cool, and she was like, Oh, I'll talk to his dad. I was like, oh, sorry about that. Like, thank you. I don't care. Just get it fixed. Well, I'm like, I mean, not to blame, but I feel like if you're in a party with other people and someone's being a douche, I won't say it's your responsibility to step in. But also I kind of feel like it is, I mean, like,
Speaker 2 16:32
yeah, like, association, kind of guilt by association kind of thing, yeah.
Speaker 3 16:38
I feel like I do that with my parents a lot, when I've gone places with them in the past, I'm like, no, no, turn your phone down. Like, come over here.
Speaker 2 16:49
Look at this. We don't make racist comments on public
Speaker 3 16:55
but let's have our orders ready for when the waiter gets here. Like, come on, yeah. Like, sometimes you gotta help, like, navigate your group to get to the right path.
Speaker 2 17:08
Yeah? And I feel like a lot of, like the boomer people that complain about, like, people using cell phones are the people I see locked into their Yeah, and they're just locked into their phone. It's like, bro, it's not a fucking newspaper. Like it's making noises. It's it. Well, I guess newspapers also take your attention, but I don't know. They're like, people don't talk like they used to. And I'm like, All right, we're at the table. Yeah, we're on your fucking phone.
Speaker 4 17:37
Yep. And
Speaker 2 17:38
I usually wait a good, maybe, like 1015, minutes before I take my phone out. Because I'm like, oh, you know, maybe they get an important email. Just like, yeah, just a little real quick thing. And I'm like, All right, nope, and I'm not gonna say anything either. I mean, I I'm happy to jump on my phone too. Yes,
Speaker 3 17:59
whenever stuff like that happens. It just, it kind of creeps me out. Like, oh, we're just all in our own little universes. So
Speaker 2 18:10
scary because, yeah, like, you know, all of our social media feeds are just like echo chambers of us, and so that's how we're getting a lot of these super extreme people and stuff right now. It's just just crazy.
Speaker 3 18:27
It is crazy. I
Speaker 7 18:31
hope we
Speaker 2 18:32
didn't depress you. Oh, sorry.
Speaker 3 18:33
I was just gonna say thank you dick crash and DRock, but yeah. I mean, you know what, we can be a little down. I feel like probably most of the people listening, they're intelligent and they're feeling down too. Because if you have half of a brain right now, you're you're feeling at least a little down.
Speaker 10 18:51
Yeah, that's
Speaker 2 18:52
true. Yeah.
Speaker 3 18:53
We're in this together fat heads. We're
Speaker 2 18:55
not gonna put on a facade. It's
Speaker 3 18:58
true.
Speaker 2 18:59
A fake sod,
Speaker 3 19:01
fake sod, no fake sods here, bitches. Do you have any more work stuff?
Speaker 2 19:09
No,
Speaker 3 19:10
well, I have a couple little silly things that maybe
Speaker 2 19:14
Oh, percussless
Speaker 3 19:16
feeling.
Speaker 2 19:18
Wait, I gotta get on my silly socks.
Speaker 3 19:20
Get your socks
Speaker 2 19:22
on. All right, I'm ready
Speaker 11 19:25
either
Speaker 2 19:26
what? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I need to shut up. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 7 19:29
Think
Speaker 3 19:31
my
Speaker 2 19:32
brain's just trying to escape, like the room in reality right now. Please tell me these silly things I'm gonna lock in.
Speaker 3 19:38
You're totally fine. You just said wet socks, and are automatically freaked out because we take them off. Okay? Jamie has on fresh, dry, silly socks, and I do as well. Um. Yes, so I guess going back to work when my sister's tattoo artist was at work tattooing her. Ah, very smooth.
Speaker 2 20:11
Thank you for your service.
Speaker 3 20:13
Yes, he's so fucking fun. I really like him. He's just he's a cool dude. He likes a bunch of the stuff that I do. So we just like and my sister, obviously, we're just like, quoting old movies and like, having fun and whatever.
Speaker 2 20:31
He's a doll.
Speaker 3 20:32
He, he really is a doll. He's like, a safe man too. It's rare I
Speaker 2 20:39
like that, yeah, I like a good safe man,
Speaker 3 20:41
yeah, safe men are great. So somehow we were talking about, oh, I think we're talking about books. And then I mentioned that hot dog book, raw dog,
Speaker 8 20:54
oh.
Speaker 3 20:55
And so we started talking about hot dogs. Apparently, that's like all I talk about,
Speaker 2 21:00
you know, hot dogs and cigarettes,
Speaker 3 21:03
yes,
Speaker 2 21:04
with you beautiful,
Speaker 3 21:06
beautiful combo. But he ended up saying he lives in like, kind of a small town, but I guess the fucking wiener mobile came through there.
Speaker 4 21:17
Oh
Speaker 3 21:18
yeah. And so he saw it, and he was like, freaking out. And like, went out there and was like, oh my god, can we take pictures with y'all? And the people were like, yeah, totally. So he, like, runs back in the tattoo shop, and he's like, Hey, anybody that wants a picture, come with me that long. And he said he's just, like, freaking out. And he's like, so excited. And like, everybody's so excited about the Wiener mobiles,
Speaker 2 21:45
like, rallying off the trips,
Speaker 3 21:46
like, yeah. And it was so funny just hearing him tell that. And he was like, yeah. And then they gave me a wiener whistle. And I was like, Yeah, shit. I want a wiener whistle so bad. And so then, like, all of us are excited, just like hearing him talk about the hell yeah experience. So that was really fun. I love
Speaker 2 22:10
that for him,
Speaker 3 22:11
yeah, oh, I should ask to see the pictures.
Speaker 4 22:14
Oh,
Speaker 2 22:16
thinking, Do you
Speaker 9 22:16
have his
Speaker 2 22:17
email?
Speaker 3 22:17
My sister, I'll ask my sister to ask him, Please, yeah,
Speaker 2 22:23
send me pictures of your hot dog mobile, see. But he said
Speaker 3 22:29
he got to go in it. And I
Speaker 4 22:33
was
Speaker 3 22:35
like, and he said it kind of just, it wasn't like that remarkable from the inside. I guess it's just a bunch of, like, shelving and like drawers for the Wiener whistles.
Speaker 2 22:45
He
Speaker 3 22:48
was saying. He was like, Guys, if Can y'all come back at night and we can just, like, drive around,
Speaker 2 22:56
I got places to be man. And they're like, We gotta go this wiener don't wait for no one.
Speaker 3 23:02
Yeah, and it didn't. So a couple days later, that story, I guess, made me have a really weird dream.
Speaker 2 23:14
Oh,
Speaker 3 23:15
so in my dream, I was like, in a weird mall or something, which I'm gonna drop the nightmare signal podcast. We recently were talking about weird dreams, and we're gonna be doing a dream episode soon, so tune in.
Speaker 4 23:33
Yeah.
Speaker 3 23:34
But in my dream, I'm in this weird mall, and then I go to kind of like, like a convenience store in the mall, so I'm getting some stuff, and I guess also this is, like, near the ocean. No,
Speaker 2 23:49
I feel Yeah, yeah. I feel so like weird dream nonsense,
Speaker 3 23:53
like, Yeah, I'm in the ocean, whatever makes sense. So I'm in the gas station, and, like, I hear someone just, like, screaming my name. So I go outside, and guess I'll do a little back explaining for this. But do you know those little, like, tour boat things that are like, they're like, they can be on land, but then they go in the water.
Speaker 2 24:20
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 24:23
So in my dream, there was one of those that was the Wiener mobile. There's a sick sick. It was like stripped down to metal. It didn't have any of the colors, and I guess it had gone in the water. And the people calling to me were in the Wiener mobile that was sinking.
Speaker 4 24:43
Oh,
Speaker 3 24:44
so there's like water coming up to Window level, and people are like, Alyssa, oh,
Speaker 8 24:50
man,
Speaker 3 24:51
yeah. So I don't know why I had a stress dream about the Wiener mobile. I guess other stuff in my life, you. That got mixed in.
Speaker 2 25:01
This wiener is going down, the Wiener Titanic.
Speaker 3 25:04
It was the weird Titanic.
Speaker 2 25:06
All I can think of is that Phil Collins song. Do you remember you were drowning, my friend, they're coming in there tonight.
Speaker 3 25:20
Oh yeah, that was part of the song.
Speaker 2 25:23
Oh yeah, yeah. Cuz there's the whole thing that was, like, where people were, like, that song was about him, like, not being able to save a person that was drowning. So, like, this is your, oh,
Speaker 3 25:32
my God, you're right. Phil
Speaker 2 25:34
Collins, coming in the air tonight. Yeah, Dream winter mobile crossover.
Speaker 3 25:39
It's true. There's a lot of elements to this, but, yeah, I don't know what happened next. Hopefully those people are safe in the Wiener mobile in dreamland.
Speaker 2 25:52
Yeah,
Speaker 3 25:54
and they died in dreamland. I'm really sorry. Are you
Speaker 2 25:59
scared of the Wiener mobile now? No, okay, good,
Speaker 3 26:02
no, good, no. I think it just got mixed up in a weird place in my psyche. But no, I still fully love and support the Wiener mobile. I
Speaker 2 26:11
wonder if they have, like, a schedule or something we can check like, if they're just like, we'll be in these cities during these dates,
Speaker 3 26:16
or something they do, we definitely also check it out.
Speaker 2 26:20
Yeah, yeah. We'll be on the case, and we'll get pictures of the inside. We'll get our own wiener whistles interview the person,
Speaker 3 26:27
hell yeah,
Speaker 2 26:28
oh yeah. We gotta, we gotta prep some, some questions before
Speaker 3 26:31
hitting journalism. Yes, as hard
Speaker 2 26:35
as a wiener.
Speaker 3 26:36
I asked dude. I was like, what was it like standing next to it, and he was like, I don't even know, so tall, so I just really want to stand next to it and have like a giant hot dog tower over me. Oh yeah, that would be really nice.
Speaker 2 26:52
We should also put have like a regular hot dog too. Just
Speaker 4 26:56
like
Speaker 2 26:56
an idea. That'd be great.
Speaker 3 26:58
It would
Speaker 4 27:00
be hell yeah, I can't wait.
Speaker 2 27:03
It's gonna be great.
Speaker 3 27:04
It will be great a couple other random things. So Jamie and I like to order books off of thriftbooks.com
Speaker 2 27:19
Yes,
Speaker 3 27:19
and I was trying to order the third season of Twin Peaks on there a while back, and for some reason, they kept sending me one disc, because I guess it was like the set was an out of commission library set. So instead of sending me, like the whole season I would get, like, season five,
Speaker 4 27:42
oh,
Speaker 2 27:43
Season Eight, just getting
Speaker 3 27:44
random discs. So I call thrift books, and I'm talking to the person, and she's also at work, by the way, because she works for thrift books, so yeah, it does tie in as well. Her to get a job, get a job, even though I'm talking to you while you're at your job, that I was like, hey, they keep just sending me one disc. And she's like, Oh, I'm just gonna cancel it. Like, it doesn't seem like it's gonna be able to be fixed. I was like, okay, that's fine. And so she's kind of typing on the computer, and she's like, can I ask you a question. Like, sure. And she's like, Is this, like, Twin Peaks, the restaurant? And it takes me a minute because I'm like,
Speaker 2 28:32
uh,
Speaker 3 28:34
what is that? And I'm like, Oh, my God, she thinks I'm like, watching, yeah, she thinks I'm watching a season of a show about the restaurant Twin Peaks.
Speaker 11 28:44
Oh,
Speaker 3 28:47
I'm a guy in a break room watching boobs on my break.
Speaker 2 28:53
It's like, she's probably like, Yeah, I'm just gonna cancel this guy's order and tell him it can't be fixed Exactly.
Speaker 3 29:03
It's a show from the 90s, and then it came back. I was like, it's not, I'm not a creeper, yeah.
Speaker 4 29:15
Oh,
Speaker 3 29:15
funny. Mix up. It's
Speaker 2 29:16
a show about a dead teenage girl.
Speaker 3 29:19
Like, better or not.
Speaker 2 29:23
I kind of have a funny thrift books thing too. We have a podcast, friend, yes. Podcast, familial, whatever. Sister. Podcast, I don't know why my brain. I don't know why my brain turned it turned it out. There
Speaker 3 29:40
chart
Speaker 2 29:41
it out. But, um, but, yeah, so, zero fun podcast, uh, he, they would talk about, like the OJ Simpson stuff sometimes, like the OJ on the Twitters and stuff. Hello Twitter world. Yeah. Um, so, yeah, I, you know, we had talked about, like, doing a club episode with them and stuff and so, so, so long ago I ordered me, you and both of them, copies of if I did it. Oh,
Speaker 3 30:20
my God, I need four
Speaker 2 30:27
copies in
Speaker 3 30:29
one order, please. And
Speaker 2 30:30
of course, you can only really get it on thrift books.
Speaker 3 30:33
So fucking funny.
Speaker 2 30:36
But not only that,
Speaker 3 30:38
there was a problem with your
Speaker 2 30:40
order, so, and
Speaker 10 30:42
if I'm not
Speaker 2 30:43
mistaken, I may have ordered a copy of the book before this, too. And then I was like, oh, I want to do, yeah, I'll get more so I can give it to them as gifts, because I'd be haha funny. And
Speaker 3 30:54
then you got haha embarrassed.
Speaker 2 30:56
And then I got haha embarrassed, because, yeah, something wrong happened with the order. And then I think something for the that replacement order messed up. So then I had like, order to get in. So I have like, all these orders of if I did it, and like four of them. And I think also, like, one of them didn't have like a dust cover, so I ordered another.
Speaker 3 31:14
Oh
Speaker 2 31:15
my gosh. So now I have all of that. And it's funny, because I think the only other stuff, because I just order, like, weird books off of there. You can't really get off other places. So when I realized that, I was like, oh, fuck, what else do I have? And I have fucking I think it's called, like, a real evil or something. It's a book about Albert Fish. And then one one
Speaker 3 31:43
books, account,
Speaker 2 31:44
yeah, exactly, yeah. And then a a book on the anthem, kids, oh,
Speaker 3 31:50
my god,
Speaker 2 31:51
so yeah, that's great, um, which I had gotten those books because I was trying to do a true crime podcast before. I mean, I was also interested. And I think I got that book recommendation from if I, if I remember the name of this, it's a well known, like, two girls do true crime. That's not my favorite murder, but, but yeah, anyway, they, they recommended the book. And so, yeah, I got it. And so yeah, I was just like doing my own research stuff for podcast, for trying to do a true crime podcast. So that's why I have those books. But I am also interested in it, but they have all kinds of, like, sticky notes and highlighter since I was using it for notes, I hate that I did that. In hindsight, I'm just like, uh, anyone like, this is the part I really enjoyed reading. Yeah. It's just like, great. Now, if I, like, donate this book, anyone like, gets it, it's gonna be like, What the fuck? But um, whatever. At the time, I was like, I'm using this for my purposes, so I'm just gonna do what I want. Um, but, but, yeah, so that's a that's like, my thrift books orders, just like, a shit ton of, if I did it, books and just books about, like, cults and insanely bad murderers. So,
Speaker 3 33:10
so funny. I love that you had to call multiple times,
Speaker 2 33:14
yeah, just like, and luckily, it wasn't a call, it was like, you know, a text or email or whatever. So it was just like, easy. I was just like, hey, this doesn't, didn't arrive or whatever. But yeah, I guess if zero fun, if you guys want your books, let me know I got
Speaker 3 33:33
it's gimmick.
Speaker 2 33:34
I got them. And then I guess Alyssa to you, if you want a cop, if you I can just give you your copy today?
Speaker 3 33:40
Oh, okay, sure.
Speaker 2 33:42
I hate that I have so many copies of that shit.
Speaker 3 33:48
Well, you'll be down one today.
Speaker 9 33:50
Yes.
Speaker 3 33:51
Another weird thing that happened on thrift books, I was trying to order a specific edition of a DVD, and like the listing had the proper picture of it. But then when the DVD got here, it was just, it was a random Courtney Cox movie. Oh, I think it was called November. Maybe it actually sounds pretty good. I put it on my watch list. I think definitely gonna check it out. Are
Speaker 2 34:20
you gonna keep it too? I mean, it's
Speaker 3 34:22
on
Speaker 2 34:22
your watch list.
Speaker 3 34:24
So the first time this happened, they said, go ahead and keep it. I said, Okay. Then I tried to order that DVD again, and it got sent the movie again, the same Courtney Cox movie.
Speaker 2 34:38
How do they just, like, mess it up. Really bad. I
Speaker 3 34:41
had no idea, but yeah, so the second one, they asked me to send it back. But yeah, I try to order a specific edition of eraser head, and I get the same DVD that is not eraser head twice. Dang.
Speaker 2 34:56
That's hilarious.
Speaker 3 34:58
Yeah, it was so weird. My. Well, I guess this is a sign I need to watch this movie. Yeah?
Speaker 2 35:03
Thrift book seems to have, like, it kind of issues with
Speaker 3 35:06
Yeah,
Speaker 2 35:07
their stuff.
Speaker 3 35:08
If you want a specific edition of something, even if it has the picture, just don't get it.
Speaker 4 35:14
Yeah,
Speaker 2 35:15
get it
Speaker 3 35:15
and
Speaker 4 35:16
return
Speaker 2 35:17
it. If it's not the right thing, I guess. Because, I mean, maybe you can but, but, yeah, I'm so glad that I didn't like, because I was gonna look for different editions of, like, Stephen King books and stuff on there. I'm kind of glad I did not,
Speaker 3 35:28
yeah, I've, I've kind of been burned by them a couple times on that where I'm, like, I thought it was gonna be this one. I mean, it's not a real problem, considering everything. But, you know? Yeah. So when you were telling your story about thrift books, you one of us did a southern accent at one point, and it reminded me the other night, I was making some tater tots for G making tater tots for my husband, as you do. You know very
Speaker 2 36:06
lane of you,
Speaker 3 36:06
it was very lame of me. So I'm in the kitchen doing stuff, and he's sitting at the kitchen table just talking to me, and I was like, Hey, will you go get those tater barrels out of the freezer? Because I feel like when I've gone to a restaurant, I've seen tater tots be referred to as tater barrels. And he was like, What the fuck are you talking about? I'm like, Yeah, I think they're called that. And so he goes to get them, and they were called some other name. I don't remember what it was. And he was like,
Speaker 2 36:39
tater haystacks.
Speaker 3 36:40
It was like, shit. It totally left my brain. But he was like, I don't know what you're talking about. So he Googled it, and I guess tater barrels are like, it's like a big tater tot stuffed with something like a barrel.
Speaker 2 36:59
Okay, that sounds delicious.
Speaker 3 37:01
Yeah, I don't think I've ever had them, but I remember seeing them on restaurants.
Speaker 2 37:05
Okay,
Speaker 3 37:06
all that to say. We kept saying tater barrels. And it was kind of one of those things, like five bowls of boiling oil where, like, kind of
Speaker 2 37:17
tater barrel.
Speaker 3 37:18
It really brought out the southern accent, and it was hard to say after a while,
Speaker 2 37:22
Cracker Barrel, tater barrel,
Speaker 3 37:25
tater barrels.
Speaker 2 37:26
Do a tater roll, tater ware roll.
Speaker 3 37:30
Yeah, that was fun. Um, oh, the last thing that I have fucking random, but I saw some old timey cringe. I was watching a Hitchcock movie. Suspicion. I want to say it's from the late 40s, but it might be the early 50s. But anyway, a lady meets a guy on a train, and he's kind of weird or whatever, but I guess she's looking at like a local gossip magazine, and there's a picture of him in there, so She rips it out for whatever reason. Well, later on, that guy ends up coming to her house, and she had, like, set her book down to go do something, and he picks up that book and opens it, and the picture of him was the bookmark.
Speaker 2 38:32
Oh, that's I'd be so embarrassed. Oh, I guess she just tear it out because she just needed a bookmark.
Speaker 3 38:43
I think it was because she found him interesting.
Speaker 4 38:46
Oh, or
Speaker 3 38:47
whatever she was like, I'm gonna keep this little souvenir of this guy I met on the train, not knowing that he actually lives in her town, and she would see him again, yeah, and then he fucking found it.
Speaker 2 38:59
Imagine it being like a smut book. I'm gonna put this little hottie in my hockey, hot, hockey,
Speaker 3 39:07
melting book. I don't remember if I told you, but my sister or my cousin and I went on this little like book crawl, and it was like different independent bookstores. And the last one we went to was a strictly romance store, and they had so much weird merch.
Speaker 2 39:29
Oh, my
Speaker 3 39:29
God. What's it called? What is that fucking book called?
Speaker 2 39:35
Crazy anatomy?
Speaker 3 39:36
Crazy anatomy. That's gonna drive me nuts. Heated rivalry, yes.
Speaker 6 39:41
Oh, okay,
Speaker 2 39:42
yeah, that hockey one,
Speaker 3 39:44
yeah. And there was so much weird shit and there. I don't want to criticize people for reading, because not enough people read. I just if I read a romance book, I don't want it to be just like. Straight fucking all the time. I find that to be odd, but yeah, if you don't, then whatever. I just think it's kind of weird. But anyway, they had all these fucking weird stickers that were just like, fucking horny reader.
Speaker 12 40:16
Oh my
Speaker 4 40:17
God.
Speaker 3 40:18
They were so fucking cringy. Don't
Speaker 2 40:21
get my pages wet,
Speaker 3 40:24
like the weirdest shit. And one of them, it said, like, feral for shadow daddies. Oh,
Speaker 2 40:32
dude, book talk is fucking. Oh, my God, the section of like, book talk for like, horny. Book Talk is fucking,
Speaker 3 40:41
it's crazy, yes, like, I
Speaker 2 40:44
don't know, like, all the books or anything, but there is, I guess there's a whole thing with this, like, guy was like a motorcycle helmet, because, like, in the book, you like,
Speaker 3 40:52
Yeah, I've seen
Speaker 2 40:54
there's, like, a toxic relationship, blah, blah, blah, some shit with the girl. But like,
Speaker 3 41:00
they like, husband buy a motorcycle helmet so you fucking
Speaker 4 41:05
react.
Speaker 2 41:07
And then they have like, their customized, like tumblers with all their like smut on it. And that's like, going out in public with all my porn on my cap. And, like, I don't know, dudes with just like, big titty knockers six, like, on a mug, you wouldn't be like, hey dude, yeah, and it's weird too, because I've seen them, I guess I've seen more parodies and actually seeing posts like this, but just like, just like, Oh, outside, watching my kids listening to my whatever book, and it's like you're just listening to porn while you're watching your kids. Like, what the fuck I mean? I guess it's weird. I mean, I guess I kind of categorize it as porn. I guess because it like you're just reading it. And if you've ever watched friends, Joey's like you have lady porn, because he finds a smut, a smut a novel in Rachel's bed. When he goes to take a nap in her bed and he finds
Speaker 4 42:09
it. Yeah, some of it's it seems weird,
Speaker 2 42:19
but don't read it. Sorry, sorry. Sorry. I didn't mean to come off. Like,
Speaker 3 42:22
No, you did. I mean,
Speaker 2 42:24
it's weird if you,
Speaker 3 42:26
if you're in depth,
Speaker 2 42:27
yourself, out in the merch, in public, and
Speaker 3 42:30
sometimes I'm kind of like, it's a little strange. Just,
Speaker 2 42:34
yeah, talk to daddy's all weird on the Enter, I don't on the on the Instagrams,
Speaker 3 42:42
on the Instagram,
Speaker 2 42:44
oh, which I did see is that book Court of Thorns and Roses or whatever. That's like a
Speaker 3 42:51
so
Speaker 2 42:51
super sex packed, I don't know.
Speaker 3 42:54
I feel like it kind of is so everybody was talking about it. So I was like, I'm gonna read the first one. So I've read the first one a guitar for short.
Speaker 4 43:04
Oh,
Speaker 3 43:05
and I, I'm not a big fantasy person in general, because it's like fairies and like stuff like that.
Speaker 2 43:12
Yeah, I'm not insanely into it either. I
Speaker 3 43:14
just, I've never found anything like that that I liked. I mean, maybe there's something like that, but the first one didn't really have that much sex, but apparently, like, as you go on through the series, it's pretty
Speaker 2 43:28
Ah, okay, okay. Because I got ads for like, blankets that have, like, your book. It's like the whole book written on them. And that was one of the like book series I was like, some kind of like, like, what little weird, but okay, and like, T shirts and stuff where the whole text is written. So it's
Speaker 3 43:47
my favorite part with Shadow daddy. It's on a blanket.
Speaker 2 43:52
Oh, at least that's in the privacy of your own home. But I just thought it was, I just thought that was kind of silly, kind of funny, it
Speaker 3 44:01
is a little bit silly. And thank you silly shadow daddies and mommies. I don't even remember what a shadow daddy is, but thank you for listening to our podcast.
Speaker 2 44:14
Yeah, thank you. And, um, you know you can take your silly socks off now, unless you want to keep them on for the day, that's fine. Um, you just need to follow us where you get your podcast, or, you know, on Instagram and stuff like that.
Speaker 3 44:29
Yes, write us in, like the lovely Dick rash and DRock did. We would love to, sorry, I feel like I'm a best bird. We would love to hear your stories, or if you have any recommendations of topics you'd like to hear about, we will try to not cover people that do horrible crimes. Yeah, just know we're not bad people.
Speaker 2 44:55
Yeah, we're not. What a
Speaker 3 44:58
positive way to end the fight. Yes,
Speaker 9 45:00
yeah, oh, don't be mad at us.
Speaker 11 45:03
Love us in the
Speaker 2 45:06
party
Speaker 3 45:06
on party on
Speaker 2 45:23
um. But yeah, I have another clavicular update, um, because I know also, in one of the episodes, the cheese question came up of um, because I mentioned he, like, cried about cheese on his cheeseburger, and you're like, cheese? Is it cortisol related or whatever? It's nothing interesting. He's just allergic to cheese. Let me pull up a video of him talking about it. I mean, I think he's definitely being funny with some stuff, or maybe, maybe he's not. But, I mean, I think a lot of the stuff he's saying. He knows it's stupid and funny and stuff, but also I feel like he's has, like, a seriousness about it.
Speaker 3 46:07
Yeah?
Speaker 2 46:08
So Yeah. Here's one incident where he's talking about a cheese thing, where it's, it's one of the things again, that's like, Yeah, I'm on his side, but also it sounds stupid, as
Speaker 13 46:24
I could literally die from eating the shit. So it's not a joke. So, and there's this other clip that occurred the other day where some girl brought a cheese stick to the club. She was like, first I thought she was a fan and was just doing as a joke, but it was with bad intent, like she was trying to make fun of me, which I didn't understand at the time, till people on Twitter told me, and she opened it up and threw it at me. So Well, I'm gonna go back in the VOD and see if I could press charges for attempted murder, because that could have killed me.
Speaker 14 47:07
No, it won't. Last night someone slapped you. Are you pressing charges on that chick or not?
Speaker 13 47:12
Yeah, yeah, we're pressing charges on her. So I want to get both of those in motion by the one for last night.
Speaker 14 47:18
Yeah,
Speaker 13 47:18
yeah, the police reports already been filed.
Speaker 14 47:21
Oh, okay, okay,
Speaker 3 47:22
but yeah, so Claire was gonna fucking do an attempted murder charge on a girl for throwing a cheese stick.
Speaker 2 47:30
Yeah, yeah. And I think that was the same night he got slapped at the club too, which, I mean the cheese thing, it sounds dumb as fuck. But also, like, I totally get it, because, like, Brandon's so insanely allergic to peanut,
Speaker 3 47:44
Oh, yeah. Like,
Speaker 2 47:45
it's like, one of those things, you know, if he gets touched with a peanut or whatever, like, he'll have a reaction. So it's like, I I get it. I'd be fucking pissed if someone, like, threw a peanut at Brandon. Or,
Speaker 3 47:57
yeah, that like, makes sense. I agree with him, but
Speaker 2 48:00
yeah, or he orders a dish without peanuts, and then it comes with peanuts, like his cheeseburger comes with cheese, and it's just like, I want to eat this so badly, but I'll
Speaker 3 48:10
die. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2 48:12
so yeah, I get it. And yeah, there was a, we did have an incident where we had some Indian food in Seattle, and we said, No peanuts, but I guess there was still cross contamination somewhere in the kitchen. And yeah, we had to go to the hospital,
Speaker 3 48:26
damn.
Speaker 2 48:27
So, yeah, that was crazy, and we can never go to Logan's. Oh, yeah, I don't care. I'm not a Logan's fan anyway, but, um, but, yeah. There's also, let me see if I save this video. There's also a video of him getting really upset when a guy at a pizza place offers him cheese pizza. Don't you know, I'll
Speaker 12 48:57
die, yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 10 49:05
that's good. There's family choose.