It’s a chill episode of The Shame of Life where the ladies chat about some past experiences, celebs and more!
It’s a chill episode of The Shame of Life where the ladies chat about some past experiences, celebs and more!
Speaker 1 0:00
Jamie, there's a coffee shop in cedar park that has a horrible name. It's called the human being
Speaker 2 0:29
Oh yeah, I've heard of that. I guess I never really thought about it in that way. But yeah,
Speaker 1 0:35
it sounds disgusting, like is this like, a Hufu situation, or pee? Yeah, I just, I don't like it. It pisses me off every time I drive by the sign.
Speaker 2 0:52
It's funny. I never really put thought into it, because I like that. That's a weird name. Whenever I'm like, looking up coffee shop, but, um, yeah, it is kind of a weird name I just imagine, like, is it cake coffee? But it's a coffee bean. But when you cut it open, it's like, human flesh.
Speaker 1 1:11
Oh yeah. Is it human soy? Human Being? Is people
Unknown Speaker 1:22
gross? And
Unknown Speaker 1:26
are you human? Fat heads?
Speaker 1 1:29
I am, and my name is Alyssa, one of the hosts of this podcast.
Unknown Speaker 1:34
Very natural. Yes, I also
Unknown Speaker 1:36
am human, and I my
Speaker 2 1:39
name is Jamie, and um, also natural,
Speaker 1 1:46
yeah? So we are going to just talk about some random stuff today.
Unknown Speaker 1:54
Um, kind of a relaxed episode.
Speaker 1 1:57
We got a lot going on, yeah? Busy month. Busy month. We're both tired, so I have some of these shame of Life cards. They're just little like discussion cards that we did them a long time ago, so figured I just read some cards until it's time to be done. Yeah, yeah. Oh, starting off strong. If you could grow a secret dick, where would it be?
Speaker 2 2:24
Oh, a secret dick. Oh, so I almost want it to be visible, but it's a secret dick. So I feel like I have to think of some more secret What about you? I'm still processing,
Speaker 1 2:39
um, well, I'm still stuck on something I said a minute ago. I didn't mean it, like, until it's time to be done. Like, that was a bummer. I just meant like, for the whole of the episode we're gonna be doing this. I was like, we're gonna be reading these cards until it's time. Or I said, I phrased it in some weird way. That sounded bummer, but I didn't mean it that way.
Speaker 2 3:00
Sorry. We're both very tired today. Yes, so if we don't, we are enthusiastic, but we're tiredly enthusiastic. Yes, um,
Unknown Speaker 3:11
my secret Dick
Unknown Speaker 3:17
sounds like a song.
Speaker 1 3:18
A secret dick. I mean, if we're gonna make it, like, really secret, I kind of would like it to be able to retract, like, just fully come out little turtle, yeah, like, maybe I would have it kind of on my forearm, and if I needed to defend myself, you know, I could, like, have a little hatch it would come out of and I could hit somebody with it, poke them in the eye, yeah. So that's what I would go with. Okay, okay,
Speaker 2 3:57
um, maybe I could blend mine in as, like a toe or finger, like an extra toe or finger, maybe somewhere, like on the lower part of my rib cage as, like a third nipple. Oh, okay, I had dated someone who had a third nipple, really there somewhere on their left rib cage, like under their left Oh, nipple.
Speaker 1 4:20
Did it actually look like a nipple, or was it just kind of one of those technicalities where it just looked
Speaker 2 4:26
like a little technicality, okay, yeah, it doesn't have, it doesn't, you know, look like a full on nipple, just like a, maybe more of like, like a cat knop, oh, or something, you know, um, yeah, or, I guess I would just put it in my
Unknown Speaker 4:45
butt fair, yeah,
Unknown Speaker 4:47
that seems efficient.
Speaker 2 4:49
I keep thinking behind my neck too, because I can, like, cover it with my hair, Oh, yeah. Or, if you know I want to whip it out, I can just pull my hair out or something I don't know. I guess you know. Multiple places. Why do I just
Speaker 1 5:03
pick one true I mean, I was kind of thinking it would be cool to have one on the top of your head, like a teleceby. So, oh yeah, yeah. I mean, I guess you could hide that in your hair. Maybe do a comb over, a dick over, actually, maybe that would give some added volume. So it could be nice.
Speaker 2 5:21
Oh, yeah, yeah, like putting a coke can under there. Nice, yeah, yeah. Lots of really good options, yeah, um, get one of my cards. This is um, debate, the cringiest teacher moment, hmm, the first thing that comes to mind is the one I've already told before, I think, where the teacher was like, a we're doing the woman's beauty pageant, and then he like, came into a room where there was, like, other teachers and children, and he was like, in his boxers, and he was Like, who wants to help me get rudder? And it's like, Oh, my God, bruh, fucking like, what?
Speaker 1 6:10
In light of current events, that's extra horrible and shocking.
Unknown Speaker 6:15
Yes, well,
Speaker 1 6:17
hopefully he's dead now for being a creep.
Unknown Speaker 6:20
Yeah, well, I have to look him up sometime.
Speaker 1 6:24
If he's alive, you should send a message like, Hey, do you remember when you did that?
Speaker 2 6:30
You fucking creep. You might have been trying to flirt with the lady teachers, but why would you fucking do that?
Unknown Speaker 6:37
Yeah, that's weird as shit.
Speaker 2 6:40
Sorry. I feel like sometimes, like, I'll tell stories, and someone's like, hey, that's really like, fucked up. And it's like, that's just mine. Yeah, I'm not trying to bring the mood down. It just just, no, it's
Unknown Speaker 6:55
my life. It's just how it is.
Speaker 1 6:56
Sometimes I can't really think of anything I feel like. I don't remember a lot of my childhood, and then in high school, I was just like, drunk at school, so I can't think of any fair, yeah,
Speaker 2 7:16
yeah, I don't know. We can go to the next card. Okay, if you would like,
Speaker 1 7:21
yes, which player has the most justifiable pet peeve?
Unknown Speaker 7:31
So something that annoys you,
Speaker 1 7:37
I feel like we both have some valid ones. Yeah, sorry.
Speaker 2 7:45
I'm trying to, like, think, like, I know I have pet peeves, but for some reason my brain's like, yeah, I don't really have any. But like, No, I I know I do.
Unknown Speaker 7:53
Let's see if I can name some errors,
Unknown Speaker 7:58
mansplaining, mansplaining, oh,
Speaker 2 8:00
oh, people that make like, kid or baby related things like sexy Yeah. Like, don't fucking do that. There's no reason to do that. No reason for a sexy baby. Oh, see, I don't even want to do that. It's just like, No,
Speaker 1 8:17
yeah, no. There's this person that we did improv with that she would do like, what we would call, like a sexy baby voice. And Jamie ran across them on Instagram and sent the profile. I was like, oh my god,
Unknown Speaker 8:38
baby voice, damn it.
Speaker 1 8:42
Oh, what else I feel like mine? I feel like yours are going to be more justifiable because mine are kind of stupid. Honestly, it's like, don't talk in the movies, or I'm gonna be really mad.
Unknown Speaker 8:55
Well, I mean, that's like a rule,
Unknown Speaker 8:57
like, that's true. It's like, justified
Unknown Speaker 8:59
in the law
Speaker 1 9:00
pretty much. What else I feel like, literally everything makes me mad. So this is
Speaker 2 9:08
I'm trying to think of like, other stuff that makes you mad. Like, I know I know it, but for some reason, I'm just like, she doesn't like when people smack their gum. But I don't think that's a thing. I think that's just my mom.
Speaker 1 9:21
I mean, yeah, I don't like when I can hear people eat, but that one's kind of low on the list, yeah. What else makes me mad? I feel like just kind of most men in general are doing weird shit. It makes me mad
Speaker 2 9:47
when people ask me a question and then they just like,
Unknown Speaker 9:54
don't accept my answer, or just like, you
Unknown Speaker 9:56
know, just yeah, that's fucking enough.
Speaker 2 10:00
Like, yeah, no. But this I'm like, Wait, are you like, not listening to me? Do you want me to stop talking? Or, like, are you just want me to say something specific? Like, I just don't I don't get it.
Speaker 1 10:12
That is awful. That reminds me of a friend I used to have where, like, I feel like they would never be agreeable, like I could say pretty much anything, and they'd be like, Well, no, I mean, like, what about blah, blah, blah, and I'm like, do you fucking hate me? Like, what problem?
Unknown Speaker 10:34
Like, we don't have to be fucking fresh, but
Unknown Speaker 10:42
it why are we battling all the time?
Speaker 2 10:45
Yeah, it's it. It's just kind of exhausting. After some time, was just like, yeah. Like, why? Why?
Speaker 1 10:54
Why am I friends with you? Yeah. I mean, like, I'm not saying I don't want people to not challenge me or whatever. That's totally fine, but I'm talking about, like, mundane shit, so that doesn't matter. Why are we going back and forth about this? Who cares?
Speaker 2 11:10
Yeah, like, I remember and like, stuff like this too, and I'm sure, like, maybe I've called someone out, but just, like, as a joke or whatever. But I remember people doing this, like, seriously too. Like, if they try to, like, call you out for like, little things that, like, don't matter. Like, I remember I was just like, oh yeah, these are my driving glasses, or whatever. It was, just like, these aviators. And this is when I was in high school. So I'm not putting too much weight on it, but things similar, things like this, have happened in my life as an adult. And I just remember the I wore them to, like, band practice, and then someone was like, I thought you said those were your driving glasses. Blah, blah, blah, blah, this, that. And then they were like, Well, you said this. I was like, Oh, you're not joking.
Speaker 1 11:55
Like, what? Dude, I feel like my mom would do that to me a lot when I was a teenager, yeah,
Speaker 2 12:04
I'm sorry that she did that. That's annoying. If a parent, it's like, you're supposed to be letting me grow
Speaker 1 12:12
like when I worked at the Italian restaurant, I was excited to, you know, learn about like, Italian stuff, because, you know, we're just, like, boring people in my family. So I was like, Oh yeah, they, you know, they really like to drink espresso. And I was like, saying something else, like, oh, you know, people, the people at work, like to do this. And, like, I like to drink espresso too. And my mom was like, Well, you're not Italian. Like, I got kind of mad. And she's like, Well, I'm just joking. Like, well, the way you delivered, it was just shitty, yeah, and weird,
Speaker 2 12:59
yeah, there's a sorry. It just made me think of, like, some jokes that my dad said to us that were, like, not delivered as jokes. And he's like, I'm just joking. I wanted to get back at you guys for being like, Haha, just joking. But it's like, yeah, that's like, Haha, I got period blood on this. Just joking, as opposed to, like, this person died, haha. Just joking. Like, God, um, yeah, so I guess just like people that, like, hold little things like that, like, as an adult, I've seen it happen between like two friends, one of them we don't talk to anymore, but with like carrots and like, the guy, like, got carrots, like, in his ramen or something, or, like, in some meal, and the guy was like, Oh, I thought you didn't like carrots. It was like, oh, like, I don't like them. Like, raw, but maybe, like, cooked in some dishes. Like, oh, but you said you didn't like carrots. Blah, blah, blah. It's like, why is this an argument? And like, he even, like, talked shit about it to like me and Brandon, like on another day that was like, yeah, so and so said that they don't like carrots, but they ordered it. I'm like, care maybe they like carrots now. Like, yeah,
Speaker 1 14:15
don't they say that your tastes change every seven years, or some shit like
Unknown Speaker 14:19
that, yeah, I think so. Your taste
Unknown Speaker 14:21
buds are different. Or, yeah.
Speaker 2 14:23
I mean, maybe if, like, I could see if you were, like, fucking with friends, but as you usually, quickly turns into like, like, but yeah, no, this
Unknown Speaker 14:30
like your Mrs. Doubt when
Speaker 2 14:36
we're texting and we're like, as an adult woman, we would hate it or sorry. Oh, no.
Speaker 1 14:42
I was just whenever you said, you know, it's okay to, like, fuck with your friends. And then I was thinking about, like, how you have, like, different things that you've said that we just, like, laugh at. Like, one time, one time Jamie accidentally made a missus doubt, fire noise. I. And then another time she said, like, really overzealous, like,
Unknown Speaker 15:08
yeah. Like, they have to hear that. I think this is delicious.
Unknown Speaker 15:13
These drinks were good. Thank you.
Unknown Speaker 15:17
My compliments to the chef.
Speaker 2 15:21
Yeah. And like, Alyssa, we had like, face masks, and she was like, oh, it's kind of small. And I was like, oh, it's like, you know, for like, mammoth, do they have the mammoth ones? And, yeah, don't feel like, that's fine. And, yeah. And I'm not talking about like, people. It annoys me when people do like, little things like that. Like, I'm not talking about like, I guess even if it is like, big life altering things, it's still acceptable for people to change. But, um, yeah, but yeah, just I don't know people that do that shit
Speaker 1 15:49
stops me doing it. Oh, speaking of my large head that we all joke about. G went to a track event and they gave him this little goodie bag. And one of the things in there was a hat. And I was like, Oh, I'll try it on. And actually fit on the tag. It said l slash X, L, so it was perhaps naturally mammoth. And it was called, like, a flex fit hat, so it didn't have the little adjustable thing in the back for, like, your ponytail. It was just solid in the back, and then the inside was kind of stretchy. He put it on, and he was like, it's kind of big on me. I was like, No, it's not. I was like, it fits me, the same as it fits you. He gave me this.
Unknown Speaker 16:51
Whose head Have you been looking at?
Speaker 1 16:57
I know I've had so many instances of me having a giant head lately. And you know what? You just gotta embrace it.
Unknown Speaker 17:06
But Alyssa, I thought you said your head was big.
Unknown Speaker 17:13
How many songs did Big Head sing?
Unknown Speaker 17:15
Yeah. How many band members live on top of your giant head.
Speaker 2 17:24
How many tickets can we sell before there's a fire hazard?
Speaker 2 17:33
Oh, my God. And I guess we can move on to the next question. I guess we didn't like super answer it. Discuss, pick a celebrity to teach you and the name of the subject? Well, of course, I want Terrence Howard to teach me, Terry ology. I mean, come the fuck on that, or have Corey Feldman teach me choreography. Oh, which interesting. He named his biography as choreography he does, like all this stuff was, like incorporating his name into stuff that he does. Oh my gosh. And he's really big on that, like his current girlfriend, she he helped her make an album. It's not very good. I'm not saying she's a bad singer. I'm saying the album he helped her make is very bad.
Unknown Speaker 18:32
And sorry, I forgot 230,
Speaker 1 18:40
my gosh. Okay, sorry. It's not very good in general, like, badly written or
Speaker 2 18:47
um, but he they call it uh, because they're like, it's a mix of gospel and goth. It's gospel.
Unknown Speaker 18:55
Wow, I hate that,
Speaker 2 18:58
um, but yeah, I've been kind of, like, falling down some Corey Feldman rabbit holes lately, I recommend just watch Jim and them. Also watch his celebrity Wife Swap episode. He's a real fucking piece of shit
Speaker 1 19:14
in that I didn't know he did that watch.
Speaker 2 19:18
So he calls the manual the Feld manual. The Feld manual, because, you know, Feldman, the film,
Speaker 1 19:24
doesn't even like flow, or really make sense, though it's fucking
Speaker 2 19:29
stupid, but yeah, it's like he has, like, corey's Angels, which are like talented women that live with him, but they must, like, only, like, abide by a strict diet of, like, certain foods, and they have to, like, work out a certain amount. They have to wear, like, lingerie, basically, and angel wings and halos and make music with him. And just the way, I don't know. There's also a woman that made a documentary on it that was. Part of corey's angels. And she was like, I guess, kind of like the, maybe she was hired, like, the band manager too, or something. But she was like, she actually knew what she was doing musically, like Corey doesn't. So it was like, he would basically just give her, like, a week to, like, like, learn an entire song and be ready to perform it. Like, it's like, what are you doing? The whole band should know this song and like, know what I'm trying anyway? Real piece of shit. Lots of stuff on YouTube you can find that pieces together his different like, interviews, biographies, whatever kind of stuff he's put out. And it quotes him telling all these different stories, and it pieces it all together. So you can see the contradictions, like, back to back, oh my God, and how he tries to kind of tell the story differently, to, kind of like, get away from the lie a little bit, and stuff like that. It's just Anyway, don't feel bad if you rag on them. It's all I'm saying. So those are the two that I want. I want Corey to teach me choreography, and I want Terry to teach me Terry ology. Yeah, sorry, I kind of took over. I got excited.
Speaker 1 21:08
No, I was having a hard time thinking about it.
Speaker 2 21:16
Oh, and Afro Amanda teach me about freedom of speech. Oh, yeah. Just ahead on a recent
Speaker 1 21:21
topic, I did see somebody post that they were like, Guys, he's a Trump supporter. And I was like, Wait, what
Unknown Speaker 21:29
is he? I don't think he is.
Speaker 1 21:30
I kind of started looking at it a little bit, and I think maybe that person was being a little like, I don't think he's a full on Trump supporter, but he has like, met with Trump to try to, like, do some stuff. And it doesn't seem like he doesn't like him. I don't know.
Speaker 2 21:53
I would like to see what he met with him about. I think it was like, weed
Unknown Speaker 21:57
stuff, okay?
Speaker 2 21:59
I mean, whatever, yeah. I mean, I feel like he would just have to be meeting with, like, whoever was, yeah, the president true.
Speaker 1 22:07
Yeah. I was like, I'm gonna have to look at that, because I had kind of, like a moment of like, oh shit. Because I hate when I get invested in something, and I don't think to be like, Oh, is this person a piece of shit, you know what? I mean? Yeah, yeah. And then you're like, Oh, I've given them, like, all this time and, you know, helped them get views or whatever. And I'm like, Oh, they're a bad person. So not saying that is the case with him, but it kind of made me think about that and be like, I need to be a little bit more careful with what I'm watching. Because, yeah, sometimes shitty people, like, sneak in, you know,
Unknown Speaker 22:45
yeah, yeah. And I'm not saying like he's not shitty again
Speaker 2 22:50
stuff, but like, yeah, if he is, that's disappointing, yeah,
Speaker 1 22:55
yeah, hopefully he's not, but yeah, yeah, smart, just
Unknown Speaker 23:01
the internet gets you sometimes,
Speaker 2 23:05
maybe you could have, why is his name slipping me?
Speaker 1 23:10
David Lynch, yes, that's what I was. Yeah, I feel like I would be like, teach me everything about making a movie, because
Unknown Speaker 23:19
that'd be fucking dope to you. One of my
Speaker 1 23:21
few regrets in life was not doing movie stuff, and I guess you know I still could, but sometimes you're like, oh, like, I'm middle aged. It's just over already.
Speaker 2 23:34
Yeah, life is over. I'm not on the 30 under 30.
Speaker 1 23:41
I guess I still have a little bit more time to get under on a 40 under 40, if that's a thing, I don't know if it is, or
Speaker 2 23:49
we'll just make her own. We'll pick an age, and then we'll just, we'll do our
Speaker 1 23:54
own better luck at 50, under 50.
Speaker 2 24:01
But I don't know. There's, like, that YouTuber Markiplier that made a movie that was, like, really big, and then let other Shelby oaks that made Shelby oaks that was, like, I heard was pretty decent. So I don't
Unknown Speaker 24:15
know, you know, there's, there's still hope. There's still hope.
Speaker 2 24:21
Who else would I pick? I might sit in with you on that class, because I would also like to learn that in the ways, the lynching
Unknown Speaker 24:28
ways, that'd be awesome I'm
Unknown Speaker 24:34
drawing on a blank. So yeah,
Speaker 2 24:37
no worries. Move if you think of anything else. Circle back,
Unknown Speaker 24:44
I feel like I've been
Speaker 1 24:47
scared to love any celebrities in light of recent events. I'm just like, I don't know. They're all gonna let me down, whatever.
Speaker 2 24:55
And in case you don't know what she's talking about, it's the chapel Roan incident. Oh, Hilda. I
Speaker 1 25:03
love to shit on her. And I'm like, I don't, I mean,
Speaker 2 25:07
I kind of thought, like everyone was just having fun, having a goof. But then I saw a bunch of people be like, this is an attack on women. And I was like, what? I thought that we were all just like, I mean, obviously she didn't like yeet a child. Duh. I just thought everyone was just having a goof, but maybe some people are more serious about it.
Speaker 1 25:29
Yeah, I don't, I don't fucking know. I think, as with everything else, it comes down to misogyny, and she doesn't act how people want her to act so she's bad. You know, she's not like a well behaved in quotation marks woman. I mean, like, don't get me wrong, she definitely could be a bitch, but I think that people just don't like that. She doesn't always just put on a smiling face, you know,
Speaker 2 26:02
yeah, yeah, yeah. Kind of I like how she, like, sticks up, like, for herself, against paparazzi and stuff. That's cool, um, but yeah, I mean, from what I heard, it didn't even sound like she solved like, yeah. Um, so know that's why I kind of just thought the internet was just having fun. But yeah, maybe there's more more to it than I'm really kind of seeing those
Speaker 1 26:42
Yeah, oh, well, I guess we're talking about celebrities. We can do this one. Which movie villain is the card reader most like? And why? Oh, for a villain, I immediately have forgotten every movie I've ever seen same.
Speaker 2 27:07
Okay, let's see, what would you do? So I said that you would do arson. Yes, trying to think if there's any like fire related villains, but all I can think of is Hades from Hercules.
Unknown Speaker 27:23
Yeah? Or is that Hercules?
Unknown Speaker 27:24
Yeah? Yeah, Hercules.
Unknown Speaker 27:28
And Okay, I accept it,
Speaker 2 27:30
but like, I don't know, I feel like there's something so much better that, like could be.
Speaker 1 27:36
I know. I feel like every three days I'm gonna think of the perfect one, yeah,
Speaker 2 27:41
another thing, I guess that just comes to mind is just maybe one of the Jawbreaker,
Unknown Speaker 27:47
oh, thank you.
Speaker 2 27:49
Like, what an honor. Like, I don't know, just cool chicks, and then it was just kind of like, he's covering up a murder.
Unknown Speaker 27:56
Nbd, yeah, thank you.
Speaker 2 28:00
Love that movie, um, but yeah, for some reason, that's all I all I can think of.
Unknown Speaker 28:07
Let's see. What do I pick for you?
Speaker 1 28:20
Now, I'm like, It's been so long that I'm like, You have to hurry and pick something immediately.
Unknown Speaker 28:27
No, I'm gonna come back to this one. Okay, cool, yeah.
Speaker 2 28:30
And if you don't think of anything, I mean, whatever
Speaker 1 28:35
I feel like as we talk, something will pop up. But yeah, as of right now, even though I've watched like 50 movies this year, can't think of one thing,
Speaker 2 28:47
yeah, which was weird with my answers, because I haven't watched Hercules since I was like 12. And we also, like, just watched strawbreaker, something I just saw and then something I haven't seen in forever. And don't, know,
Unknown Speaker 29:01
um, but yeah, we can move on to the next question.
Speaker 2 29:05
Um, I guess this is sort of celebrity related. What is your biggest fashion statement?
Unknown Speaker 29:13
Oh, gosh,
Speaker 1 29:18
I feel like I've really declined in that area, so like, baggy sweatpants and a T
Unknown Speaker 29:26
shirt, it's a statement. Oh, wait, what was that like?
Speaker 2 29:32
Trend, big shirt and a pair of baggy pants and a pair of baggy pants. I fucking hated that. Oh, um, I don't know. I guess for me, it's just like a purse. Yeah, I like a purse. Purses have grown on the years. Hell yeah, like them.
Unknown Speaker 29:54
I guess I'll say my hair for me,
Speaker 2 29:58
or your glasses, too. Knows. Always like, pop, oh, thank you.
Speaker 1 30:05
Yeah, I don't know. I just feel like a fucking troll. So I'm like, I don't know.
Speaker 2 30:10
So thank you. No, yeah. I feel these too, like, I wish, like,
Unknown Speaker 30:17
Yeah, I did my hair for a while, but it's just like,
Speaker 2 30:22
so much effort or time, or you have to go to someone else and have conversation or something, it's like, yeah, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna, yeah, not do anything with my hair, I guess.
Speaker 1 30:34
Yeah, I've just been growing mine out and, like, the parts that are bleached, like, dying them, but like, I don't know what I want to do.
Unknown Speaker 30:45
Everything sucks.
Speaker 2 30:47
We're all gonna be dead enough, maybe two years or less anyway. So yay, yay.
Unknown Speaker 30:57
Sorry for bringing it down.
Speaker 1 31:00
I mean, I feel like that was me bringing it down. A describe a new Olympic event in which you could reliably win gold. Loving Lord, not the Oh, not the man, the pop star.
Unknown Speaker 31:21
I give my life to the Lord wearing
Unknown Speaker 31:25
a lord hat right now. Yeah, yeah, Lord hat.
Unknown Speaker 31:27
I almost wore my lord shirt.
Speaker 2 31:31
I would say that, or pool pooping. Oh yeah, I could fucking because
Unknown Speaker 31:36
pool just like that on demand.
Speaker 2 31:40
Um, yeah, I don't know. I haven't done like parkour or other like physical activities in a couple years, so I'm just feel out of my physical ability element completely same. What about you? I feel
Speaker 1 31:59
like mine would be, I don't know, like, complaining about things.
Speaker 2 32:04
Sorry. I'm writing like, yeah, you complain a lot. But no, no, I feel that. I feel it,
Unknown Speaker 32:10
yeah, I feel like that would be a good one.
Speaker 2 32:15
Oh, napping. Oh man. I've seen like, napping competitions, like in Japan and stuff, and I'm just like, Dude, I would fucking love to be a professional. How do you do that?
Speaker 1 32:25
I mean, like, how do they judge it? I don't know.
Unknown Speaker 32:28
I actually have to look into that. Do you
Speaker 1 32:31
mind if I just not at all? No, that's interesting, because I kind of think that, you know, people could fake it, yeah. How do you prove they're really asleep, unless they're maybe hooked up to some type of vital monitoring.
Speaker 2 32:50
So this, of course, this is just like the first, like aI overview thing. They are judged based on com, based on a combination of objective sleep metrics and subjective performance factors within a set time, typically 20 minutes, participants often nap on stages in public areas such as shopping malls and are hooked up to devices that track their vitals to ensure they are truly asleep.
Unknown Speaker 33:19
Okay, Okay, interesting.
Speaker 2 33:21
Some of the criteria would be speed of falling asleep, total sleep duration, deep sleep, heart rate management, snoring, volume, sleeping posture and creativity, sleepwear. Oh, fun. Other types of sleeping competitions include South Korean space out competition, participants must sit for 90 minutes without moving, talking or sleeping. The winner is the person who maintains the most stable and lowest heart rate. Oh, okay, that's cool. Interesting. And a student snooze fest. In some competitions, judges attempt to wake participants, with the winner being the one who remains in the deepest sleep. Just get fucking hammered before. Easy to fake, but maybe they're hooked up to, you know, check their heart rate and deep sleep and shit.
Speaker 1 34:18
That's interesting. I would be horrible at that.
Unknown Speaker 34:23
I'm a terrible nap asleep.
Unknown Speaker 34:27
I'm a nervous sleeper.
Speaker 1 34:29
Yeah, I could never be somebody that you know, you're hanging out in a group of people watching a movie, and somebody just falls asleep on the couch. I'm like, that's never me.
Speaker 2 34:42
Oh, I could probably do that if I'm just hanging out with, like, friends or something like, relax if I'm tired enough.
Speaker 1 34:47
I don't know if I, if I could. I just, I don't know for me to sleep, I kind of have to build myself a little nest and all of the star. Hours have to align, and the conditions have to be perfect. So, you
Speaker 2 35:04
know, I guess I would fall asleep if I was at home, but if I was not at home, I'd be like, something just doesn't feel right.
Unknown Speaker 35:14
Yeah, it'd be weird,
Speaker 2 35:16
like me and Brian were in San Antonio, and I was getting late, and we're having dinner and we're gonna come back home and stuff, and I was like, I just don't like being far away from home when it starts getting dark. Like I want to, I don't know want to be, like, closer to my bed and like, my thing. I just feel, I don't know how to describe it, but it's like, I feel cold.
Unknown Speaker 35:41
Oh, but I don't know. I don't know how to describe it.
Unknown Speaker 35:45
I mean, it makes sense from
Speaker 1 35:48
selling such a fucking douchebag saying this, like, it makes sense from an evolutionary standpoint.
Unknown Speaker 35:54
But, yeah, yeah, it's getting dark. I'm not in my
Speaker 1 36:00
there's out and about, which was like real life as well. Yes, you have to get to, like, your safe cave, you know. Yeah, make
Unknown Speaker 36:09
sure my cat children are safe.
Unknown Speaker 36:11
Yes, it makes sense. Oh, I guess it's your turn.
Speaker 2 36:18
Yeah, go on to the next one. Oh, and speaking of keeping my children safe, what liquid would you lactate? If you could pick anything? I mean, water would be the most useful for society. True in my community, if I think about it, you know, like I wouldn't have to get up to get a drink, just fucking Matt swap my head down. Titty up,
Unknown Speaker 36:49
head down too.
Unknown Speaker 36:57
I am thinking
Speaker 1 37:01
things that, I mean, you definitely use water, but I'm thinking maybe more nefarious, like lactating poison and I could be a cool assassin,
Speaker 2 37:15
yeah, just a little Yeah. Can't be done with it, yep.
Speaker 1 37:21
Or, I think printer ink is one of the most expensive,
Unknown Speaker 37:26
yeah, printer liquid
Speaker 1 37:28
on the planet, like, volume wise, yeah. So maybe printer ink and then I could be rich and then use the money for good. Fuck Yeah, fuck you money
Speaker 2 37:42
or gasoline, and then we could just save, yes, we could solve so many problems if we just hated gasoline.
Speaker 1 37:55
I wonder if that would make you extra flammable, though.
Speaker 2 37:58
Oh, yeah, more like susceptible to spontaneous combustion, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 38:03
I mean, maybe we
Speaker 2 38:05
could, I feel like, in this world, yeah, even if it's acid in your tit, you're fine.
Speaker 1 38:11
Like, yeah, I'm thinking about it too much. Acid could also
Speaker 2 38:15
be cool or, like, you know, like, pepper spray or something, oh, yeah, just you always got it on you, yeah? I guess gasoline could also hurt somebody, though, like, if you get it in their eye. So I don't know, maybe gasoline would be the leading I agree. One for me. That's a good one. I'm sorry, the leaded one for me.
Unknown Speaker 38:37
Oh, this is a good one.
Speaker 1 38:39
Worst material to have your underwear made from,
Unknown Speaker 38:45
ooh, fiberglass.
Speaker 1 38:47
Oh, my god, yeah, that would be awful.
Unknown Speaker 38:58
Like sandpaper would be bad.
Speaker 2 39:01
Sorry, that's like making my like, I'm having, like, vagina, sympathy pain, thinking about sandpaper, a fucking
Unknown Speaker 39:09
sandpaper thong.
Speaker 2 39:14
Ah, I don't know. Ah, I can't sympathy pain won't go away. No, it's fine, and it's not like, pain, pain. I'm just
Unknown Speaker 39:23
like, yeah, it was really gross to think about.
Speaker 2 39:26
That would be like an insane form of punishment. Oh, punished. Yeah, they should. It's like, Oh, you want to, you know, grape a girl, yep, sandpaper underwear for life in prison. Yeah? Let's see anything else. I mean, I guess, like glass and stuff. Because obviously, if that, like broke, or anything like that, like the,
Unknown Speaker 39:55
this is me spreading an ass apart.
Unknown Speaker 39:59
What? Is that one guy, one jar squash.
Unknown Speaker 40:05
Oh god, there was so much blood.
Unknown Speaker 40:08
You know, I've actually never seen it.
Speaker 2 40:11
Oh, really, yeah, it's, um, it's something. I mean, I feel like you already can imagine what it is. Feel free to look it up. But I've thought about it, I feel like it would be like a rest of development moment whenever he, like, sees this, sees the bag in the freezer that says, like, do not open dead pigeon, and then he opens it, and he's like, yeah, yeah, you'd watch it, and be like, Why did I expect?
Speaker 1 40:40
Is he making a lot of screams of agony, or is he just kind of like, oh man, there's just
Speaker 2 40:47
being completely silent, like the sound was edited or anything, or I just watched it mute as a child, because I was like, what if somebody comes home while I'm watching a man squash a jar,
Unknown Speaker 41:01
the sound would be the most of my problems,
Speaker 2 41:06
because I remember, I think, you I think I remember hearing like the glass, like break, or just like, you know, at least little noises when he was trying to, like fish it.
Unknown Speaker 41:21
Now I'm having sympathy, asshole pains.
Speaker 1 41:27
We can move on so your pain stops. Okay, yeah, it
Unknown Speaker 41:34
was a good one, though. Um,
Speaker 2 41:41
what's the most patronizing thing someone could try to explain to the card reader?
Speaker 1 41:47
Computer stuff? Yeah? Like your job programming?
Speaker 2 41:51
Yeah. I mean, there's definitely computer stuff that I am very stupid about, but yeah, there is very simple things that it's like, yeah, and, I've definitely been in positions before where it's like
Unknown Speaker 42:07
you have to
Speaker 2 42:11
frame the conversation in a way that makes it seem like the other person came up with the idea, like, Yeah, yeah. That's happened to me with, like, some bosses, not like a ton of bosses, I guess, co workers, but it's just like, I don't know. I feel like I've been in a such situations, enough where I'm just like, that's what I was saying, where I just, like, stop saying that, and like, shut the fuck up. But I'm just like, whatever, I just want to go on with my day. Yeah, like, one time I made a joke, someone was talking about something, and they said something about, you know, someone being, like, politically correct. And I was like, yeah, for someone that's so politically correct they don't know much about politics. Like, I don't know. I just, I thought it was, like, a funny, like, fun joke kind of thing, and then they were like, you know, that's not like, actually what that means I'm just like, Yep, I'm a dumbass, which I'm sure that's not like, how they meant it for me to just be like, like, Yeah, but I don't know. Sometimes I can't help it when people explain stuff that I'm just like, Well, I'm a dumbass, aren't I?
Speaker 1 43:22
Yeah, I that is the worst. Whenever you make a joke being ironic or whatnot, and then somebody's like, well, actually, it's this. I'm like, I know that's like, the joke I'm fucking making right now, yeah.
Speaker 2 43:41
Well, let's see what about for you? What would you find? Was it patronizing?
Speaker 1 43:46
I feel like that would be a big one where
Unknown Speaker 43:53
explaining kid things,
Unknown Speaker 43:55
yeah, or just kind of, I don't know.
Speaker 1 44:03
Like, well, baby Alyssa, it's like this, I'm explaining something really obvious. Like, yeah, I was making a joke. I know what that is, but I do think part of that could be me, because sometimes my delivery is, I think people don't realize making a joke, so I'm gonna take ownership of part of that.
Speaker 2 44:30
Yeah, I think so with me too sometimes, because I remember, I don't know why I like, make stupid, sarcastic jokes like this, but someone was talking about, like, seven degrees from Kevin Bacon. And then I was like, Oh, who's Kevin Bacon? Which, I mean, it's funny, because it's like, you know, the whole point is, everyone knows Kevin Bacon. And then they were like, Oh, are you serious? I was like, No, I'm not serious. Like, why did you he was like, I can't fucking tell. I'm just like. Yeah, I'm not a good liar, but I guess my sarcasm is great.
Speaker 1 45:05
Yeah, I have that problem too. Felt like I was being obviously sarcastic, but I guess I was not, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 45:13
Also happens, of course, on social media, yeah, but I feel like a lot of times there's enough people that know you're being sarcastic, so it will have, like, a lot of likes, and then you know people in the comments that being like they're being sarcastic, dumbass. So I'm like, yay. Defend me. Like internet strange, internet masks.
Unknown Speaker 45:39
I also hate when
Speaker 1 45:42
people will kind of try to explain why your interpretation of something is wrong. That pisses me off, too, because if it's something that's kind of open ended, if there's not an actual answer and like, well, I saw it like this, and someone's like, Well, no, it wouldn't be that, because blah, blah, blah, I'm like, it's an interpretation, you know, it's my take on something. So technically, it's, it's not wrong, because there's not a right answer. It's like, having
Speaker 2 46:15
an opinion, yeah, especially if it's like something about, like art or something like that. It's like, that's what it's meant.
Speaker 1 46:23
Yeah, you're supposed to have conversations and
Speaker 2 46:28
different ideas. I feel like some people are just like, so stuck on being right though, like, I guess that kind of circles back to how we're talking about, like, people, like, pointing out, like, little stupid things, like, That guy died, doesn't like carrots, yeah, or, like you said, those were your driving classes. And just like, okay, so what are you? You want? You just want to be right about something. Um, I found that's a huge issue with the a lot of people,
Speaker 1 46:57
a lot of people that have penises.
Unknown Speaker 47:00
Yes, um, oh, I think it's a your card. Oh, and
Speaker 1 47:11
this one's kind of sad. All the game players are stranded on a this is desert island, but I always thought it was deserted island. But that doesn't matter who dies first and who survives.
Speaker 2 47:27
Oh, I mean, it's just us two. Yeah, I feel like we would just make each other live and thrive.
Unknown Speaker 47:37
Yeah, I agree, because
Speaker 2 47:39
I guess that defeats the point of the conversation. But like, I don't know, I wouldn't just let you die, like I would think I would die at the same time. If you died, it'd be like, I don't know, I would split all my food evenly with you if you were sicker, like, I'd give you more medicine. Like, I don't, I don't know. It would be like, a nice,
Speaker 1 47:59
I agree. Balance, yeah. I mean,
Unknown Speaker 48:05
I guess,
Speaker 1 48:09
like this is sad to think about. The only thing I can think is maybe you would be a little bit more riskier, since you're like parkour. So I might have to be like, Jamie, get out of that tree. We don't need that coconut. I could
Speaker 2 48:24
see myself doing that. I'd be like, No, I got it. It's just, it's just that. And it's, you know, if I get hurt, like, it's worth the risk, yeah.
Speaker 1 48:33
But on that, that same area, I'm also very clumsy. So I could see myself just stumbling off a cliff, yeah? But I agree. My first thought was, like, well, we would work together. So I don't know, but,
Speaker 2 48:53
and yeah, I don't know. Again, like, I know that defeats the purpose of the question, but, like, I don't know. I yeah, I can't see it any other way, yeah, but yeah, I guess the point is, like, yeah, Alyssa, you're clumsy. So you would yeah first or like, I would take a stupid risk and dive. Let's laugh dying. I'd like, fight a monkey or something, I don't know. Yeah, that's a, I don't know. That's what happens when girls get Yeah, yeah. Like, this isn't like, Lord of the Flies. We're not a bunch of little boys
Unknown Speaker 49:33
fighting for power.
Unknown Speaker 49:35
Did y'all have to read that in school?
Speaker 2 49:37
I did and never read it. Actually really liked it. Oh, and yeah, I wrote a few research papers on it between high school and college.
Unknown Speaker 49:48
So, Oh, nice. It's like, yeah, kind
Unknown Speaker 49:51
of I liked the book. It was I enjoyed it.
Unknown Speaker 49:53
It was good. Let's just check it out.
Speaker 2 49:55
I have it if you want to borrow it. Oh, sure, I got a hard copy. Oh, nice hardback.
Unknown Speaker 50:01
Oh, yeah,
Speaker 2 50:02
I haven't seen the movie, though. I don't know if there's just an old one and a remake, but yeah, I've heard it's like, pretty good. The next card is describe the weirdest thing the weird kid did at school. Um, I remember this one weird, weird anime kid, and I know that might be a different context. And like, post 2018 where people will be like, Oh, anime is cool. Oh, yeah. Like, no, this was not like, this was before. This was a thing that was picked on. If you ran down the whole Naruto style, that was not cool. That was people got picked on very badly for that, and wearing fucking cat collars and shit, yeah, and, um, so yeah, that guy, and it's not just that stuff he would do. He'd also, like, say weird shit. Like, one time I was at like, a Taco Bell, and then he, like, came to talk to me and my friend, and he was like, Oh, why I recognize you? And then, like, asked me if I was, like, having sex with this one guy still, or something. And I was just like, What the fuck? But yeah, so a couple weird things he did. I wasn't in this class, but it definitely got, word got spread around. They were doing, like, an environmental thing. So they were tracking, like, how much water, you know, they each use in a week, and he had, like, significantly less water a lot of people, and they're like, why? And he was, you know, he only showered like, once a week or whatever, and goes like, all right, why would you not just, like, at least fake it for like, this or something, and then also, there was a, I don't know, there's always those little like events school, the school does, like, raise money for, like, this team or that team. You gotta pay five bucks and leave class for an hour or whatever. Oh, that's cool. Well, it was just like, a Oh, it's gonna be a karaoke competition or something. So, like, it's just something they put on in the gym that everyone goes to watch. So sometimes it'd be karaoke. It'd be like a woman with beauty pageant or just like, shit like that. Yeah, one was just a karaoke competition, which I actually really enjoyed when they did this, because I'd be like, wow, there's actually, like, some talented people like here,
Unknown Speaker 52:48
but Yeah, that guy saying
Speaker 2 52:52
a D rock and Dick rush. Please let me know if you were there for this. But he sang a version of Who let the dogs out, called Who Let The frogs out. And it was like, Who Let The frogs out, boing, boing, boing, boing, oh my gosh. Oh my god. Which I feel like, if the right person did that Oh, at the right, like, time, because I know it's like memes and shit, yeah, now it's
Unknown Speaker 53:26
like, it would be, feel like it now
Speaker 2 53:29
executed properly. And actually, you know, kids would like it, even back then, if it was, like, a popular kid, like, if they delivered it in a certain way, it would have been, but, I mean, but every context of this person, it was
Unknown Speaker 53:43
just not well received,
Unknown Speaker 53:44
cringe and weird, yeah.
Speaker 2 53:48
What about you? Oh, I'm sorry. Do you mind go ahead, because it said weird kid, and
Unknown Speaker 53:54
then it's also the cringe teacher moment.
Unknown Speaker 53:57
Oh, I just had like a brain blast memory. Hell yeah,
Unknown Speaker 54:02
there was a weird kid,
Speaker 2 54:04
and he would like, fart and pick his nose a lot and stuff like that. He would get picked on a lot. And then I remember one day the teacher being like, okay,
Unknown Speaker 54:17
you know, a lot of you guys are, like,
Speaker 2 54:19
picking on so and so and stuff so, like, let's just, like, go around and say, like, what it is that like you don't like, like
Unknown Speaker 54:27
you have an issue with and it's like,
Speaker 2 54:31
okay, I don't think it was like everyone had to say something, but yeah, I just remember someone just being like, yeah, he like, picks his nose a lot. And like, God, how the fuck would you like to do that?
Unknown Speaker 54:42
Oh my gosh, that's wild.
Speaker 2 54:45
I don't know if she thought everyone, if I call it out in front of everyone, and then we like, maybe that'll be like, calling them out for the bullying. And then maybe we can get everything off our chest and it will all be okay. But, uh, yeah, I guess yeah.
Speaker 1 55:00
Don't see the thought process, but, yeah, that's a horrible idea.
Unknown Speaker 55:04
Yeah, not thought through.
Unknown Speaker 55:07
Wow, yikes.
Speaker 2 55:09
But sorry. Back to you, if you know any of the if you have a weird kid story from school, you
Speaker 1 55:15
know a couple things come to mind, just in general, I'm sure you had this, but like when kids would just throw up in class, Oh God, I hadn't thought about that in so long, but I did recently, and you know, it happened. I mean, it probably only happened two or three times within my school life, but, yeah, it's just shocking, because I guess even back then, I had the second hand embarrassment thing, you know, and, yeah, and, you know, everybody would have to go into a different room while the janitor cleaned it up, you Know. Then you come back to class and like they're gone. I just always felt so uncomfortable when that would happen.
Unknown Speaker 56:09
Yeah, I luckily, I don't think I ever threw up
Speaker 2 56:13
in class. Yeah, throw up in the bathroom a few times, but not like in class or on the floor of the bathroom, or whatever. I remember like, a few times like, like, Okay, go out to walk to lunch, and then you walk past the bathroom, and you just like, it's like, blocked off by the janitors. Thing you smell the throat. You just like, feel like heat of it emanating from the bathroom.
Speaker 1 56:38
Yeah, smog. Like, it's like, after we drank the ranch soda and we had, like the green like, tendrils come out of our mouth.
Speaker 2 56:54
Like, am I ugly?
Unknown Speaker 56:58
Oh, man, yeah, that's um,
Speaker 2 57:02
I did have a friend when I was Elementary School throw up on me on the bus. Oh, fuck. What happened? I mean, she, she threw up
Unknown Speaker 57:13
and then we just kind of splashed
Speaker 2 57:15
on you. I mean, it was like, on, oh, I was wearing like a windbreaker, kind of and then, like a full on weight, it's like a windbreaker style kind of thing, I guess, like the fabric, I can describe it like that, but yeah, when we got to school, I just went and rinsed it off in the bathroom and just kept
Unknown Speaker 57:33
going about the way to school.
Speaker 2 57:35
Yeah? So yeah, I just, I don't know, I'm usually the kind of person that will just kind of roll with it and tossed at me, except for the time I spilled.
Unknown Speaker 57:50
I was on my lunch break when I worked at
Unknown Speaker 57:53
a place that rhymes with toes, and
Speaker 2 57:57
I went to McDonald's and they had the Styrofoam cups, and I just, like, went to pick it up, and my thumb punched right through the bottom, and it just spilled all over me. And I called work. I was like, Yeah, I have to go home and change, so I'll, um,
Unknown Speaker 58:09
I'll be late.
Speaker 1 58:11
Oh, man, I've definitely done that too.
Unknown Speaker 58:15
Don't know my own strength.
Speaker 1 58:17
I've started sneaking food into the movies, because I just don't give a fuck anymore.
Unknown Speaker 58:24
Fucking Lunchable or, like, leftovers. Yeah, I
Speaker 1 58:27
I'm kind of nervous to do it at Alamo, because I've seen them get on to people for doing that, and, you know, they're in the theater a lot, but,
Speaker 2 58:37
yeah, but they're not kicking people out there talking anymore, so fuck them true?
Speaker 1 58:42
Yeah, I'm not gonna be going that much longer because of that, but like an AMC, a regal Cinemark, like nobody's fucking going in there, you can just take whatever you want. And my friend and I were talking about, we've been getting sodas from swig which is like that dirty soda place, okay? And I was like, Yeah, fuck it. Like, I feel pretty confident now I'm gonna take some. I'm gonna, like, sneak swigs in for us. And then I thought about because I've punched through Styrofoam too. And I was like, Okay, we got to put them in, like, actual cups, though, because I can see me walking into the movie theater and then just like, half a gallon of soda going all over the floor, and then
Speaker 2 59:31
they're like, ma'am, um, you brought that in, so you're actually gonna have to clean up, yes, part of the theater, and we're
Unknown Speaker 59:37
gonna rip up Your ticket.
Unknown Speaker 59:41
Yeah, I think whenever I was
Speaker 2 59:42
younger, just the prep before the movie, was one of my favorite part, yeah, like, you know, like, all right, like, if you're you know, someone was gonna drop me and friend off at the movie, you know. Okay, we gotta go stop by Kmart, get a bunch of candy, and then we'll stuff it into this whole purse I have.
Unknown Speaker 1:00:00
And it was just fun.
Speaker 1 1:00:02
Yeah, yeah. We pretty much always took candy in when I was a kid. Every once in a while we would get those little, like kids meals that would have, you know, like a little bit of popcorn and I'll have a drink and, like, a small candy. Did you ever have those? I like getting those. I'll get those occasionally, sometimes if I'm not sneaking stuff in, but yeah, most of the time, I was like, Yeah, we're going to the gas station getting some shit to take in there. Hell yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 1:00:33
I mean, I don't want to pay, like, 10, $12 for a box of feminine
Unknown Speaker 1:00:39
Yeah. It is,
Speaker 2 1:00:43
I think that was my, yeah, that was my last card.
Speaker 1 1:00:47
Oh, I did think of one more weird thing, this girl that I went to high school with, I think that she had kind of disappeared, maybe went somewhere else, maybe dropped out. I don't know.
Unknown Speaker 1:01:00
For some reason, I'm just like, what
Unknown Speaker 1:01:02
happened here? Like, it's a cold case.
Speaker 1 1:01:05
Yeah, we did have a cold case like that in the town I grew up in, and she was never found. Oh shit, yeah, pretty crazy. I turned on the TV one night and she was on fucking I don't remember if it was Maury or one of those, you know, talk shows, and basically someone had brought her on there to confront her for being a bully.
Unknown Speaker 1:01:31
Oh shit, yeah,
Speaker 2 1:01:34
that's fucking awesome. Do you think it was like legit or like a stage thing?
Speaker 1 1:01:39
I could see it going either way, because she was kind of crazy. But I don't know, like, maybe she went to another school and, you know, was a bully there, or it could have been made up.
Unknown Speaker 1:01:53
She could be an adult bully. I mean,
Unknown Speaker 1:01:54
true, plenty of those.
Speaker 2 1:01:57
Um, man, that's crazy. Yeah, I don't think I ever saw like anyone I went to school with on TV. I mean, I've seen them like in the newspaper and stuff for like, committing crimes or like murders and shit, but not, not like, you know, nothing, no reality TV, no. Someone's becoming actors or or anything that I know of.
Speaker 1 1:02:24
So Did y'all have those newspapers where it would be people's mug shots? Like it was called busted here, and this was probably like 20 this is probably like 20 years ago that they first shared coming out, I would guess. And I don't know if they have them anymore, but yeah, you could just go get this paper and it would have all the arrests over the weekend for like, the counties around here.
Speaker 2 1:02:53
Oh shit, that's fucking awesome. Cool. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe I assume that probably still exist. But if it doesn't, I feel like that could be a
Unknown Speaker 1:03:02
great business opportunity. Yeah, I
Speaker 1 1:03:04
need to start looking at gas stations and see if I can find it. My guess is it doesn't exist anymore, because everything's online. But, yeah, it was fucking awesome. And then, you know, if your friend got arrested, you'd go get a copy of busted and be like, oh shit, you're in here. Frame it.
Speaker 2 1:03:28
Yeah, no, nothing, nothing crazy. Just, yeah, just crimes and general crimes against the people.
Speaker 1 1:03:41
It's like, before you could get social media famous, you would be in busted and be famous that way.
Unknown Speaker 1:03:47
Or, like, be on, like, cheaters or something.
Unknown Speaker 1:03:50
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 1:03:51
We started watching that show a little bit. You can find episodes on YouTube, like episodes, so it's, it's great. And then they have, like, their own, like, theme song, like, made for themselves. I can't remember any of the words, but I just remember being like,
Unknown Speaker 1:04:07
it almost, it almost
Speaker 2 1:04:08
seems like it was an AI generated song, but just like, based off the time it was created, there's no way it was, but just, you know, it's just the lyrics and stuff. It's just stupid.
Unknown Speaker 1:04:20
Yeah, about what's going on,
Unknown Speaker 1:04:24
but um, yeah, fat
Speaker 2 1:04:26
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Speaker 1 1:04:41
Messages, yes, I still have not thought of a movie villain for you, but I will do that for
Unknown Speaker 1:04:49
a future episode. Oh, it's fine.
Speaker 1 1:04:50
I forgot I didn't the whole time. I was like, I gotta think of that, but I can't think and talk at the same time for.
Unknown Speaker 1:05:00
Some reason I'm like, Chucky,
Speaker 2 1:05:01
but I think it's just because I see the carver cut out over there, and I'm just like, I
Unknown Speaker 1:05:04
don't know. I guess I look like them.
Speaker 1 1:05:07
Well, I my brain did kind of go there. It was like, well, she likes slasher movies, so maybe she could be some type of slasher but then he's
Unknown Speaker 1:05:15
very sarcastic, I don't know.
Speaker 1 1:05:19
I mean, maybe ghost face, because that can be kind of parkour adjacent. Some of the stuff ghost face does, yeah, yeah, right.
Speaker 2 1:05:27
We arc the clown. You know, he's little. He's artistic with his endeavors. I guess I don't know, or maybe, maybe I'm too good for you to see a villain. And that's true.
Unknown Speaker 1:05:39
I think that's what it is,
Speaker 1 1:05:43
well, you'll be a villain if you don't follow us and tell your friends about the
Speaker 2 1:05:48
podcast, yeah, or comment anywhere, yes.
Unknown Speaker 1:05:53
Truly a villain.
Speaker 2 1:05:54
So go ahead and do that. And you know what? Don't forget to party on party