What do you like to fall asleep to? What makes you cry during your period? What potatoes do you find particularly offensive? The ladies explore this and more!
What do you like to fall asleep to? What makes you cry during your period? What potatoes do you find particularly offensive? The ladies explore this and more!
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Speaker 1 0:00
Last episode, I asked Jamie to try on a hat because I wasn't sure of the size. And, you know, we talked about how Instagram had been targeting me for mammoth headwear. Yes, so on Friday the 13th, had a little get together, Jamie and hope and Matthew and Jamie kindly got us face masks. So we're doing the face masks, and I have mine on, and it's not really fitting around my mouth that great. So I'm like, oh, it's kind of having a hard time here. And fucking Jamie goes, well, that sounds like you need a man wear a mask. I almost asked you if I could do it before we'll just cut it if she doesn't like it. But I was like, that was the sickest bird ever. That was awesome.
I was debating if I should say it. Matthew was right there. But I was like, You know what? They don't know the reference, they don't know. Who doesn't know? Matthew doesn't know. If I say she'll know. And then Matthew, yeah, I had been talking to him
Speaker 1 1:36
about that, like, I don't know, a couple days prior, because I got him a hat for his birthday, and I think that's how it came up. And I'm like, I have a big ass head. Blah, blah, blah,
Unknown Speaker 1:48
do they charge you extra for a haircut?
Speaker 1 1:53
No, I'm not upset. I'm just laughing because I was thinking about haircut stuff, and you know that path, but,
Speaker 2 2:04
speaking of or I'm sorry, did we say I'm Jamie and I'm Jamie and
Unknown Speaker 2:11
I make fun,
Unknown Speaker 2:14
but I feel like I've earned my to do that.
Speaker 1 2:17
I'm very honored that you feel comfortable enough to do the sick burns, because it was perfect. I'm glad
Speaker 2 2:24
you enjoyed it. I did upset you. I wouldn't have continued to
Speaker 1 2:28
do it, but, yeah, not at all. I just, I wanted to share your comedic timing and highlight it.
Unknown Speaker 2:36
Thank you. I appreciate that.
Unknown Speaker 2:37
So it was very funny.
Speaker 2 2:39
Um, yeah, sometimes, like, I come up with a good one, but you just have to be there. And that was on Friday, and on my way to your house on Friday, I had a crying oh, about stupid stuff, because I'm gonna start my period
Unknown Speaker 3:01
Oh, goody, yeah,
Unknown Speaker 3:09
I'm laughing. I'm not Yeah, not math.
Speaker 2 3:13
Um, yeah. So you had asked me on one of the other episodes, and excellent, and had one for for a little while they can think of, but yeah, on the way to your house, um, I was listening to,
Unknown Speaker 3:24
always on the way somewhere, yeah,
Speaker 2 3:27
always gotta be. And then you look fucking stupid when
Speaker 1 3:31
you go this. I mean, you walked in with a bunch of snacks. So I was just like, there's
Unknown Speaker 3:37
nerds clusters.
Speaker 2 3:41
I had a moment in the car. Okay, um, but yeah. So I was listening to the album of virgin by Laura.
Speaker 1 3:51
Oh, you had kind of a Laura Palmer. You're like, I just love this.
Speaker 2 3:55
Like, God. And I even told I called Brandon, or no, we're talking in the car the other day, and I was like, just didn't realize how much Lord, like, means to me as an artist. Hell, yeah. I've been thinking about our show, like, oh yeah, at least once or twice a week, yeah, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 4:16
Like, I gotta think about me to go back to
Speaker 2 4:19
the Lord concert. Oh, totally. But yeah, if you're familiar with the album, let me just pull it up to make sure I have the right set list. Okay, yeah, so if you're familiar with the album,
Unknown Speaker 4:33
The Crying started.
Speaker 1 4:39
Realize you're gonna give us a pinpointed thing, okay,
Speaker 2 4:46
the crying started sometime in Man of the Year,
Speaker 1 4:49
okay, which track number is that?
Speaker 2 4:52
That is the fourth one, okay, but I think I started at song Three, which is shape shifter, because I was, like,
Speaker 1 4:58
started getting maybe. Little misty there. And then by four, yeah,
Unknown Speaker 5:02
four, I would just like,
Speaker 2 5:06
because then the next one is favorite daughter, which, yeah, yeah, Lord, yeah. And then current affairs, clear blue. And then I think, yeah, get ready or not. Get Ready With Me. It's the song's called G, R, W, M. It's called, like, get ready with me. But it's like a grown woman, um, so, yeah, I kind of, you know, crying started to subside there. Like, yeah, do what I want to be, be a grown woman and a baby tea. And then,
Unknown Speaker 5:47
hell yeah.
Speaker 2 5:48
And then, um, and then, yeah, broken glass. I was like, fine. By then, I was like, You know what it is? Just broken glass. Just true.
Unknown Speaker 5:56
That big of a deal. It's true.
Speaker 2 5:58
Um, so, yeah, that was my little period journey, like, I don't know it was this kind of funny, because I was like, this is like, such a woman moment feels and because I was gonna turn it and then I was like, You know what?
Speaker 1 6:15
No, no, no good for you. Sometimes, sometimes it's like, it's not convenient to cry right now, I shouldn't, but we should, yeah, so that's great. I was like, you know,
Speaker 2 6:27
I think I just need this take me on this journey. This is what you made. This music for.
Speaker 1 6:31
Absolutely, I'm going to remember this for next time for me and see if I produce a cry as well.
Unknown Speaker 6:43
I phrased it like that,
Speaker 2 6:50
weird psychological or, I mean, a scientific experiment on the you've been on Reddit too much. Alyssa, actually,
Unknown Speaker 7:00
I to produce a cry.
Unknown Speaker 7:09
I definitely hop stuff like that.
Speaker 1 7:12
Yeah. So anyway, if you want to try to produce a cry, let us know. Write us in, yeah, write
Speaker 2 7:18
us in what you've had, you know, produced a cry over stupid shit, even if it wasn't period related, yeah, kind of kudos just is,
Speaker 1 7:27
yeah, yeah. I mean, there's definitely times where I'm just crying over random stuff, you know, it's definitely
Speaker 2 7:35
animals really get me, yeah. Oh, that makes sense. I stopped reading that full manual article, and I'm on my period. Oh, it
Unknown Speaker 7:45
all checks.
Speaker 2 7:46
It all checks animals on my period. I cannot do it. No animal, only half year, yeah. And I think I've talked about this one before, but the one where the dogs and the earthquake, oh yeah, outside, and that just runs. And I was crying. That's sad. It's so confused. It doesn't
Speaker 1 8:04
know if you need that to happily produce a cry. To an animal video, I don't know if you like this one yet, but baby corn, there's a video of him and his like foster kittens, if you have fat heads, if you haven't checked out baby corn on Instagram. He's the best. He's the
Speaker 2 8:26
cutest is the one you're talking about, the one that was like, I used to think he looked like other like cats, yeah, other kittens. Buy them, yeah. And they're like, he's just like a stuffed animal. And he's a plush daddy.
Unknown Speaker 8:42
Now, so sweet. I love baby corn.
Speaker 2 8:44
Baby corn is the best. Please follow him on Instagram. I think it's just baby corn, nothing like crazy or special. Just go follow he makes me happy. And gumbus, I don't know
Speaker 1 8:55
if you follow. I see him every once in a while. I love gumbus.
Unknown Speaker 8:59
Makes me so happy.
Speaker 2 9:01
I be so, yeah, those are some happy animal things. I think we have another girl thing. We do have another girl thing.
Speaker 1 9:11
I'm gonna start this with saying I don't know if it's actually real. It it kind of doesn't seem real. I first saw it on Instagram, and when I went to research, it was just like other people posting it on Instagram or on Facebook, and I could only find one thing that explained it so it's real. But according to this, there was a safety bra made for female war factory workers during World War Two, and it's basically like two hard hats put together. What so you would kind of wear it like a fucking coconut shell bra, but
Speaker 2 9:59
suck of. Like, thinking it as like a hat. It's like a hard
Unknown Speaker 10:06
that would be, like, knocking on them all the time.
Speaker 1 10:08
Oh yeah for sure. When I first saw it, I thought that it seemed nice. And then I was on Reddit, and somebody was like, Well, of course they'd make it look like tits. They couldn't have just made it look like a vest or something like, that's a good point, if it is real. I mean, it could have just been like a sheet of plastic or whatever, like an
Speaker 2 10:31
exterior thing, yeah, something. Oh, okay, I thought it was like under closing. Well, actually, I'm
Speaker 1 10:36
not 100% sure, because people were also saying, if you had a hard hat bra, it would probably be really sweaty. Yeah. So, yeah, yeah. I think if it were me, I would wear like a sports bra hard hat, and then maybe the shirt over it, so there were layers. That's probably what I would do. I don't know if it's fucking real,
Speaker 2 10:59
honestly, though I feel like that could be styled, no, yes, like, very cool I would wear like
Speaker 1 11:07
that to the Lord concert. Yeah?
Speaker 2 11:10
Perfect. Like a white button up, just like oversized long sleeve button up, shirt collared, put that fucking hard bra thing on, hell yeah, boyfriend jeans. Done, done,
Speaker 1 11:26
ready to cry looking at lowered.
Speaker 2 11:31
I did almost cry at the concert, but then I was like, I mean, Brandon doesn't know her as well as me, so I couldn't turn to Him and be like, Oh my God. And I didn't know the people told a lot of me so I couldn't just turn to them and be like, I bet they would have appreciated Yeah, but yeah, just like, I'm excited. I think I, like, grabbed on them or whatever. And I was like, wait, don't do this weird over excited
Unknown Speaker 11:54
that I just call myself out on it, yeah? And be like, calm
Speaker 1 11:57
down, bitch. And I'm the same way, like, when other people do something. I'm like, It's fine, but when I do, it's embarrassing.
Speaker 2 12:04
No, don't have joy. Lens are meant to be seen, not heard.
Unknown Speaker 12:11
Yes, it's true,
Speaker 2 12:13
not really, but produce a cry in private.
Speaker 1 12:15
Please don't make anyone else uncomfortable. So the only website that I could find that had anything about this written was one called Vintage every day Wikipedia had a page, but it just said the manufacturer that made this. So I really don't think this is real, but I'll read it anyway.
Unknown Speaker 12:39
Or could have been just like a proof of concept or
Unknown Speaker 12:42
something, maybe. So, yeah,
Unknown Speaker 12:46
so it says with the vest swaths.
Speaker 1 12:50
It's not a word I use ever of America's male population having joined the fighting the war years. Well, yes, a woman, women falling into factories, shipyards and Steel
Unknown Speaker 13:05
Works, joining the boys
Speaker 1 13:08
to make on what until then, had been traditionally regarded as men's work safety officials, the side of the country's newly fledged female labor force needed more than just goggles and gloves. Okay, go stop to protect them from potential injury as they performed manual tasks recognizing the needs of newly the newly expanded workforce. Officials sought, sought to create special protections for females. Don't phrase it that way, performing manual tasks. Wilson goggles, which like, is that Walt goggles?
Speaker 2 13:49
Brother, Oh, I thought that's what they were called, the brawl. Was.
Speaker 1 13:58
Sorry, the name of the company. Girl, put your teddy goggles on
Unknown Speaker 14:03
you're working in the factory now.
Speaker 1 14:12
Titty goggles, Wilson goggles, a Pennsylvania company specializing in industrial safety equipment. Created the safety bra. And it's like, S, A, F, dash, T, dash bra.
Speaker 2 14:28
Oh, wait, what year was that? Because that's like, early, 2000s like, typing kind of Yeah, MySpace, it's
Unknown Speaker 14:37
like the 40s. Oh, okay,
Unknown Speaker 14:38
they're ahead of their time.
Speaker 1 14:42
Yeah? And it was made of plastic and would help prevent certain occupational accidents. So if this is real, I don't know how to feel about it. Part of me is like, well, that's cool. But then also, like, of course it would be like for. Boobs, which, I mean, you can live without, yeah? What about your head? Yeah, face, hands, I don't know. It seems a little like it could be a little sexist,
Speaker 2 15:11
yeah, because I was kind of thinking like, well, they're, you know, thinking of safety, but, like, but yeah, again, with, like, well, they could just make a full vest,
Speaker 1 15:16
because, like, Yeah, cuz it's just the boob Yeah. Like, what about your sort of organs, yeah, what about your
Speaker 2 15:22
I mean, my heart's like a little above my boob, yeah, and then, like my Yeah, my stomach has no bones in front of it, like, yeah.
Speaker 1 15:31
So if it's real, seems a little whack, in my opinion, yeah, it seems kind of goggles.
Speaker 2 15:38
But also, wouldn't put it past them,
Unknown Speaker 15:40
yeah, definitely.
Unknown Speaker 15:44
So I thought that was pretty interesting.
Speaker 1 15:48
And then, speaking of boob goggles, you need to take that safety bra off whenever you go to sleep, so it would be
Speaker 2 15:58
uncomfortable, yeah, and you got to put a sleep mask on and maybe put on a little something to help you sleep, which I have found a new little sleepy video stuff I wanted to share with you guys. Okay, excellent. You could tell that segue was east of me. It was the YouTube channel is sleepy slogs. Link in Description, Brandon actually found these, and I woke up to it one night, and he was still awake doing something. But yeah, I was it's funny. It's, um, I don't know if you're familiar with the game Hitman at all. It's just you play agent 47 bold guy in a suit with the barcode tattooed on the back of his neck. He's like a clone or something. I think, I don't know. I haven't played all the games, but yeah, so it just has these different levels, and your goal is just to assassinate certain target. So you can do that however you want. You can sneak around. You can be direct, whatever. But this guy, or the cool thing is, like, the environments, like the stages, are really cool and interesting and so filled out with like, detail and a bunch of characters and interesting things to do. So this guy made some, I guess, like, bedtime videos where he's, you know, going around the map. He's trying to do the main assassination, but he's going around doing other, like, little stuff too, and he's just talking about what he's doing. And, like, a really low, quiet voice, oh, he's British, too, so it like, adds to it. And yep, it's, it's perfect. And maybe, maybe I could do that, um, but I will say, like, yeah, there's like, gunshots and stuff, but the game noises turn but the game noise is turned down, like, really low, and there's like, yeah, like, mellow music over it, and his talking. So like, the the music and him talking has turned up, and then the Yeah, the game sound is just super low. So if you do hear gunshots, it's just like,
Unknown Speaker 17:54
yeah, they're peaceful guns.
Speaker 2 17:58
Um, but I thought it was just, like a funny concept, so I wanted to share it. But it was really, it was, there was a couple really funny parts, because in Hitman, you can do different costumes before you go into the level. A pretty popular one is this clown outfit. And he was on this level that has a spa and stuff. And so he's like, now I'm going into the bathroom, and now I'm in the sauna. I'm just a clown in the sauna. And then he keeps, like, going to check the bathroom, and then he opens the stall, and there's a guy in there. He's like, ah. And he goes, oh, oh, I've just opened open the bathroom on a man, and it's just funny because he describes what's going on too. And it's just he's, yeah, he's a funny guy. It's a good it's a nice thing to fall asleep too.
Unknown Speaker 18:53
That sounds really fun. I never thought about
Speaker 1 18:57
things other than like a story, or rain sounds or something. Yeah, same
Speaker 2 19:05
here, because, yeah, we usually listen to rain noises. I used to listen to nothing much happens, which she just tells, like, short stories, so, but yeah, this one was, was kind of cool, just because it's kind of different, and it's funny too, because he'll talk about how bad he is at the game every now and then and then, uh, towards the end of one video, like he failed, and he was like, Well, I hope you're sleeping by now and you didn't see that. I mean, Brandon were still awake and we're just started laughing. It was, yeah, it was really funny. That's cute.
Unknown Speaker 19:40
Um, speaking of
Unknown Speaker 19:46
things that you find online,
Unknown Speaker 19:51
thank you for your approval.
Unknown Speaker 19:52
Shrug, sorry. My brain just went straight to like
Speaker 2 19:57
fucking what are those websites? Like, all the gory shit, you know, used to go on to back in the day. Oh, my brain went there. Like, of course, like, oh, beheadings, yes, yeah, the things you're finding earlier nuts.
Speaker 1 20:11
I think this was a target, targeted ad, which I thought that I had them blocked, but I guess I didn't, so they sent me an ad. There is a remake of Don't Wake Daddy. Oh, what
Unknown Speaker 20:26
is it already out?
Speaker 1 20:29
I think you can buy it on their website. Oh, shit. 1499 Wow. There's one deal. Buy one get one half off select games, books, puzzles. Oh, so we get two true Oh yeah, two daddies for price of one and a half. But yeah, he looks really fucking weird. I'm gonna hand you the phone if you want to scroll through the pictures, and then there's a video, like, I don't like this daddy, the other one is way better.
Speaker 2 21:08
Yeah, I like the other one better. I don't really know how to describe him. It's just like a cheap cartoon.
Unknown Speaker 21:14
He looks like he's had too much caffeine.
Speaker 2 21:17
Yeah, his mouth is huge. Checking out the video real quick,
Speaker 3 21:24
but Don't Wake Daddy. Roll the die and waste the fridge. Land on a noise and press daddy's alarm, close, one, one, run, move, and you're busted. Get to the fridge to win. Don't Wake Daddy.
Speaker 2 21:37
From Goliath, I gotta say, it just feels kind of blah. Didn't have a hat or anything.
Speaker 1 21:42
I know when I saw he didn't have the hat, it's like,
Unknown Speaker 21:46
what is this? Maybe that's what's why it's
Speaker 1 21:49
so off putting maybe in this Daddy has pajamas on, but they don't look pajama II enough to me. Like, I like that original daddy had, like, Striped Pajamas, like, yeah,
Speaker 2 22:03
white and blue, yeah, like, the bananas in pajamas, Yes, precisely.
Speaker 1 22:10
And his expression is too silly, like, his mouth is all open, really, really far. And I guess they're trying to make the game less like your dad's gonna beat your ass, more like Whoa, I got a Wogan.
Speaker 2 22:34
Yeah. So in less PTSD triggering, okay, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 22:39
So I just wanted to share that. I thought it was a
Speaker 2 22:43
little No, we need a daddy update.
Unknown Speaker 22:47
We need daddy updates.
Speaker 2 22:48
For sure. Maybe we could play it one time and not not the old one. I know that you have the old one. I don't want to, I don't want to bust those bad boys open.
Speaker 1 22:59
The one I have is it's open. We could play it, oh, we could play them side by side,
Speaker 2 23:05
old and new. Oh, yeah, see how they come. Okay, write a review. The NLP, stamp of approval or not? Yes, definitely.
Speaker 1 23:16
So Jamie, I'm gonna make another really natural segue
Unknown Speaker 23:22
and say that
Speaker 1 23:26
one thing British people like to do, other than make sleep videos, is they like to put weird shit on baked potatoes.
Speaker 2 23:35
That was a really good segue. Actually. I think I mentioned the British thing once, and you plucked that out and Perfect, yeah. Oh, thank you. Anyway. Oh, the spud shop thing. Oh, my god, yeah. Oh, we put fucking fish on it,
Unknown Speaker 23:54
yeah. So,
Speaker 1 23:57
in case you have been lucky enough to not get these fucking weird ass dudes on your page. They're British dudes. Well, multiple companies do this, but this is just their business name, Spud bros Express, which, looking at it typed out the word sex popped up like in my line of sight, because it's like bro sex press, because it's bros, you know, but it runs together with Express. Oh, okay, yeah,
Unknown Speaker 24:31
yeah, Spud sex.
Speaker 1 24:34
I saw one by another brand, and this might have been the one I sent you where it's like a plate of fries, and then they put the baked potato on top of it. I don't know if I sent you that one. I don't know
Unknown Speaker 24:45
if I saw that one. I think it was just
Unknown Speaker 24:46
say, just like the food truck with the beans on
Unknown Speaker 24:49
it was at a restaurant,
Speaker 2 24:52
at the register, and then the chick had, like, the potato, and he was like this, and can I get this? Can I go? Sure. Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 25:01
So on that one, it was fries. They put a baked potato on top of the fries. Oh, okay, okay. They put fucking baked beans, they put cheese, and then they put, like, pieces of fried fish. And I feel like there was another thing that I can't remember, but I
Unknown Speaker 25:16
think there was
Unknown Speaker 25:19
my phone, like, five times, like, Oh, yeah.
Speaker 4 25:25
Hi, can you get a chip shot Spud? Please? We don't normally do that, but I can do one for you. Oh, yes, please. Yeah, here's your chippy chips and your Spud. Oh, that's great. Would you like any butter on your Spud? Oh, yes, please. A little bit of butter. Oh, brilliant. Thank you. Do you like any salt and pepper? Oh, yes, please. I'll have plenty of salt, plenty of pepper, dear. Salt, plenty of pepper. Would you like some cheese? Oh, yes, please, yeah. Would you like some beans to mount your cheese? Oh, yes, please. I'll go get that now. Got plenty of beans. Oh, wow, that looks so good. It does. We get some extra cheese, please? Yeah, of course you can plenty of cheese on top. Wow. Jacket potato and chips. This is great.
Unknown Speaker 26:04
You know what would make this more of a chip shop?
Speaker 4 26:06
Spud, I dunno. What's that? Some fish bite. Oh, that's some of those, please. There you go. Wow. Now, those are some proper, nice fish bites. They are like a drink. Oh, yes, please. Could I go for Shandy? Please? Here's your Sunday with your chip chops. Bud, thank you. That's it. There you go. Thank you. You have a good day and enjoy your chip shops. Bud, thank you very much. That's great.
Speaker 2 26:28
Bye, here's chippy chips. Yeah. Okay, so fish, cheese, beans, butter.
Speaker 1 26:38
The British people, I saw someone say that they eat like they're just trying to get rid of leftovers, and they just throw shit together. And it definitely does seem like that, like you're just clearing out the fridge, and you're like, oh, fuck it. I'll put some beans on this potato, like, whatever, yeah? But like, I
Speaker 2 26:57
don't know, it seems like that's become like their statement, yeah. Just got used to eating shit.
Unknown Speaker 27:03
Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 2 27:05
And yeah. Sorry, I totally forgot that it was on top
Speaker 1 27:08
of fried Yes. So weird. So it seems like the spud bros don't do it that way, but she did say at the beginning they don't usually do baked potatoes at the chip shop, I guess. So maybe that's why they I don't know whatever. I love the
Speaker 2 27:28
accents in the video, though. Yeah, very, very nice. You know, go great with this. And fish bites.
Speaker 1 27:34
Some fish bites, you know, I like fish too, so I'm not even mad at the chip bites, but are the fish bites? I just don't want them on a Yeah, mixed with baked potato with beans on it, cheese,
Unknown Speaker 27:49
I don't know, yeah. So I took
Speaker 1 27:52
a couple pictures from the spud bro website, and I thought we could talk about some of the recipes they do. Oh, yeah. So they're not a chip shop, I guess they're just a potato place, baked potato. So no fraud, no chips here, chippy chips. So this potato I found particularly offensive,
Unknown Speaker 28:20
though I like all the elements,
Unknown Speaker 28:24
it is the tunica sloth Spud.
Speaker 2 28:26
I just don't want any kind of fish with potato, yeah, which sounds funny because I might have,
Unknown Speaker 28:34
like, a fish and chips,
Speaker 2 28:35
yeah, fish and a baked potato, but just something, yeah? Putting it on top of there,
Speaker 1 28:39
it seems weird touching. Yeah, so this is a piping hot jacket potato with butter topped with tuna mayo and creamy spud rose coleslaw. Why are you doing that? I don't like butt. Why are you doing this
Unknown Speaker 29:00
tuna salad on a spud.
Speaker 1 29:03
I you know, tuna has mayo. Mayo isn't really supposed to be hot when you're putting it on a hot potato.
Speaker 2 29:12
Yeah, that's a good point. Tuna Sandwich. You get it cold.
Speaker 1 29:14
It's not like a Yeah, the the temperatures don't seem like they're gonna
Unknown Speaker 29:18
work unless it's a cold potato.
Speaker 1 29:21
Oh, you know, they would be some shit like that. They would, yeah, we have the spud bros classic, which is a piping hot jacket potato with garlic butter. Spud bros signature, three cheese mix and baked beans topped with crispy onions and world famous tram sauce, which let me do a quick looky Lou. What tram sauce is,
Unknown Speaker 29:49
I think if you just take the beans away, dope.
Unknown Speaker 29:53
I guess it's a cheesy, garlicky potato.
Speaker 1 29:55
I agree. Oh my god, tram sauce, fucking more mayonnaise. It's a. Spicy mayonnaise based condiment made famous by the spud bros. So it looks like it has Sriracha Mayo, mustard, lemon juice, and it's tangy, creamy and spicy. It sounds pretty good, yeah, just not in the spudrow way. So Jamie, if you do decide that you're tired of the United States and you want to move abroad, I did take a peek at the spud rose application. Oh, which is a Google doc to get started. That's so cute. So here's some questions to be prepared for if you want to work there. What's so overwhelmed by the spud? Bro, yeah, I know. Hey, thank you for not scream sneezing as well.
Unknown Speaker 30:53
So I do. Yep,
Unknown Speaker 30:56
I was able to contain it in front of you.
Unknown Speaker 31:00
I didn't make a weird wall.
Unknown Speaker 31:06
Maybe the mic caught it. I hope it did.
Speaker 1 31:09
So you're gonna start off. They're gonna ask you to share a short video of why you think you'd make a great Spud, bro. Oh, so I thought that was a little weird. I'm surprised you seem excited.
Speaker 2 31:25
I know it sounds silly, but honestly, the first thing my mind went to was, there was a clan called PMS clan, a gaming clan, not like a, yeah, shitty clan, but yeah, it was like, A, was it the they had, like a main team or something, but it was, like a you had to do, like a video audition or whatever. Oh, hell yeah. Um, I didn't do it because I was, like a teenager, and I was trying to, like, plan out what I would do and stuff and whatever. But, um, the long, long long explanation, just to answer why I smiled before, just like a like working at a potato shop like that. It's not necessary.
Speaker 1 32:13
But, I mean, I guess, like you mentioned, kind of having an audition tape, I guess you could make it fun if you know how to juggle. You could juggle some potatoes. You could do something, yeah, yeah, no. I mean, make it creative. Oh, no. You go, obviously,
Speaker 2 32:29
like, what else there is, but I guess that is like, funner than, like, making a whole true resume of like, and a cover letter or some shit true.
Speaker 1 32:38
So you're also going to need to share your social media handles, so I guess they're going to use that to kind of vet if you can be on camera making these fucking tuna spuds, they can look up
Speaker 2 32:52
my shit if they wanted to. I'm not going to put my shit on a job application. That's so stupid. I guess they're specifically looking for, like, we want people that can make content well, the next
Speaker 1 33:05
question is, are you happy to appear and host on spud bros express social media?
Speaker 2 33:11
Oh, okay, yeah. So they're looking for content creators, slash people that will
Unknown Speaker 33:17
work. Yeah?
Speaker 1 33:19
So yeah, and then it's just basic questions. So they're, I don't
Speaker 2 33:25
want to knock it too hard, because part of me is like, what if this is, like, the new generations,
Unknown Speaker 33:30
way of yeah, maybe, so applying
Speaker 2 33:33
to work and maybe, and maybe they're just embracing Zoomers, making content during work. And they're like, hey, that could be, yeah, promotion for the business too. But, uh, I don't know, but that's true. Pretty kind of, I don't know. I feel kind of like skeptically about about it as well.
Speaker 1 33:51
Well, if you change your mind, Spud rose will be there waiting. Just have that video ready. Get your social media cleaned up. Like, maybe if you had a post from a couple years ago where you were like, God, I fucking hate potatoes.
Unknown Speaker 34:07
Potatoes can suck my ass.
Speaker 1 34:08
Yeah? God, it's at least the sucking ass post off of there,
Speaker 2 34:13
you know, yeah, get rid of my potato history.
Speaker 1 34:18
Or say, one time you dropped a potato on the ground, you might want to get rid of that too, because that could look bad.
Unknown Speaker 34:24
Oh, potato mistreatment.
Speaker 1 34:26
Yeah, you don't want to be dropping a potato with full of beans, because that's really gonna splat. Oh no.
Speaker 2 34:34
My bean content, my bean hatred, is gonna Oh my gosh. We're gonna
Speaker 1 34:41
have to scrub the internet for anytime you've said you hate being on things like delete the episode. Yeah, we're gonna have to delete like, a quarter of the podcast, to be clear.
Speaker 2 34:55
Spud brother company, I why?
Unknown Speaker 35:00
Like them in shoes.
Speaker 2 35:01
I don't like them in shoes. I don't like them in clocks. I don't I'm trying to think of Dr Seuss rhymes. I don't like them here. I don't like them there. I don't like them anywhere that they do not belong. Yes, I have consumed baked beans. I probably will in the future.
Unknown Speaker 35:20
I feel like I'm in the line of producing a cry.
Speaker 1 35:24
You're like, I have had baked beans, but I did not inhale.
Speaker 2 35:29
I chewed them. I masticated them and swallowed and then pooped them out.
Speaker 1 35:35
Maybe you shouldn't talk about pooping the beans out, though, because, oh, that might is bad for the company that the beans are going to make them poop themselves. So scrap that.
Speaker 2 35:46
Yeah, I got a lot of work to ahead of me if I want to work out brother's pocket, it's true. Are there any more potatoes?
Speaker 1 35:56
No, the other ones were pretty basic. It was just different variations of shit like that,
Unknown Speaker 36:02
but it's something more edible.
Speaker 1 36:04
Yeah, I thought that those were the most shocking. Yeah, tuna potato, really. That was not good.
Speaker 2 36:14
Yeah, it just seems gross. I, for some reason, I'm just like macalesters had baked potatoes, and they would never do that? They would never, would never.
Speaker 1 36:24
Oh, my sister worked there in high school. Oh, she would like bring home tea. It was awesome.
Speaker 2 36:28
Oh yeah, they had the best tea. I used to go there on my lunch break a lot. And I know that sounds like so silly, but there was a lady that worked there and she had a belt like that was like The Walking Dead. So I was like, Oh, I like your belt. And then we just talked about The Walking Dead. So every time I just went in there, I just talked to her about, just like, you know, the most recent episodes, like, what we're thinking gonna happen. Because I was like, Oh, this is like a stranger I see often that I can communicate with, yeah, and try to attempt that little passive
Unknown Speaker 37:04
relationship, talking thing,
Unknown Speaker 37:09
and produce a cry at the end of the night.
Unknown Speaker 37:14
We are humans.
Speaker 1 37:16
I know what you mean. It's nice to have people that you you know, you find something you relate on, and it's not like a high stakes relationship, yeah? Like, kind of like a passive lady that works at Macalester, yeah,
Speaker 2 37:31
we're passive acquaintances that talk about this thing. But yeah, so that I don't know that's the only kind of thing like that I had. I don't really have, like, a place I go normally and see people or, yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1 37:47
maybe you need to find a new Walking Dead belt person. I think I do.
Unknown Speaker 37:51
But that show got really bad.
Speaker 1 37:53
Yeah, it'll have to be something else.
Speaker 2 37:56
Yeah, I'll find Yeah. It's funny because I told you the other day, like, I have these Jurassic Park sweatpants, yeah, they sent me the wrong one, so I got stuck with these, and I don't want to wear them in public, because I don't want to
Speaker 1 38:13
talk to people are hardcore about it. I would be a little bit nervous if someone started questioning me about Jurassic Park,
Speaker 2 38:20
yeah, I'd be like, I don't know. I got the wrong pants.
Unknown Speaker 38:26
Gotta go cry. Like, produce, cry.
Speaker 2 38:30
Oh, man, I'm glad that something like that has not happened to me in a long time. Where it's like, yeah, name every song Jurassic Park played. What was your favorite album?
Speaker 1 38:44
Yeah, don't be a tool, yeah? And one way you could not be a tool is by sending us an email or Instagram, yeah, listening, sharing with friends, you know, liking, commenting, subscribing, whatever You want.
Unknown Speaker 39:03
But most importantly,
Unknown Speaker 39:05
party on!