Happy Black History Month Fatheads! We talk about a few black inventors and their best known inventions.
Happy Black History Month Fatheads! We talk about a few black inventors and their best known inventions.
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Speaker 1 0:00
So Jamie, I joined the YMCA late last year, and I've been going to their pool, which is nice, even though sometimes there are band aids in it. But what can you do? But they have a bulletin board over by the pool, and it's for a swim team that practices there, and they put their little swim notes and stuff, and I sent you a picture. I was like, Oh, this is the name of their team. What do you think it says the moisters?
Speaker 1 0:32
I read it as fucking moistures, too.
Unknown Speaker 0:56
But then I realized, I think it's actually an A, and they
O, yeah, and they used the, I was like, that's really fucking weird to think your swim team the moisters. It's actually kind of funny, though. I kind of like that for it. I mean, it's, it is weird, but it's like, I guess they are, like, moist all the time. You know they are,
Speaker 2 1:17
um, yeah, but no, it looks like that's exactly what happened. Like they were missing an A so they just use the moistures.
Unknown Speaker 1:28
Welcome to nervous laughter podcast.
Speaker 1 1:31
Your moisties. Welcome. We're here with a rag to pat dry your moist foreheads. Yes, thank you for agreeing, because that was gross.
Speaker 2 1:47
Sorry, yeah, no, it's it's fine. I feel like, um, I feel like I've been a little moist lately.
Speaker 1 1:52
Um, yeah, I feel like our AC is still adjusting since, like, it was cold, and now it's like hot, and we put the smart mode on, and now it's just like, real, like, it's gets too hot, whatever. Yeah, it's too hot already. Yes, fucking blows, yeah. Global warming is real, and humans actions have a great effect on the planet. But anyway,
Speaker 2 2:20
it does recycle when you can, you don't have to be perfect.
Unknown Speaker 2:26
But speaking of a
Speaker 1 2:29
YMCA, it's Black History Month. And yes, cringe to not talk about black history. Yes. So we're gonna talk about it. Let's talk about that.
Speaker 2 2:44
So I was going to talk a little bit about madam CJ Walker, and
Unknown Speaker 2:48
she actually
Speaker 2 2:53
donated towards the construction of a YMCA in Indianapolis in 1913
Unknown Speaker 3:00
doesn't say a girl, but um,
Unknown Speaker 3:04
I don't know. I don't really want
Unknown Speaker 3:05
to refer to women as girls anymore.
Speaker 1 3:07
Yeah, that's been ruined, yeah,
Speaker 2 3:12
um, so yeah, she was, um, also pretty well known for philanthropy and stuff, because she was, was it the first? Let me double check this, because she was the first female self made millionaire in the US. Oh, that's cool. And I think it was the first woman, not even, like, you know, the first black woman. So I think it was for over, yeah, overall, all women, so fuck yeah. And it sounds like she came up just like, pretty hard, like she was, I think, the first in her family to be born into freedom of her siblings. But at the age of seven, her mom and dad had passed away, and they basically did, like, um, I guess you could say like, they did, did, like, housework. They went and, like, picked cotton and stuff. I don't think they, you know, I don't think she was like, Hey, I'm gonna go be a slave. It was just like, hey, I'm gonna go do this kind of work. But I had to, kind of like, you know, just suck a lot. Be like, Hey, I'm born into freedom, but I'm have to go do the work we tried to get out of, you know,
Speaker 1 4:22
they talk about that in sinners. Oh, really. Watch centers, everybody. It's so good. It's kind of one of those movies that, like, people won't shut the fuck up about it. But I feel like it is 100%
Unknown Speaker 4:36
valid. Cool, yeah.
Speaker 2 4:41
Then is it it has, like voodoo and like demons and stuff in it, or is it has, well, one lady kind of does, like some
Speaker 1 4:53
kind of, like herbalism, I guess, herbalism, magic type of stuff. And then, um.
Unknown Speaker 5:00
There's vampires in it. Okay.
Speaker 2 5:02
Cool, cool, cool, yeah. It sounds like it has a probably a lot of like historical, like context, maybe too, yeah, or at least commentary. Cool, cool, cool, um, yeah. Definitely have to check that out. Um, but yeah. Basically, she just kind of sounded like a baddie of her time, pretty much like she, she really started, like her entrepreneurial Ness after she, she went to go. I think it was like working a with her brothers, who were established barbers, and she had made this hair
Unknown Speaker 5:42
product, and then she
Speaker 2 5:45
got also, like trained beauticians and stuff like on her product, and also like different techniques, like hair techniques and stuff like with hot comb and everything like that. So, yeah, I guess she just kind of like, you know, blew up for
Unknown Speaker 6:02
hair care products for
Speaker 2 6:04
African American women of the time. And, yeah, pretty badass.
Unknown Speaker 6:09
Nice, yeah. Oh
Unknown Speaker 6:12
no. I was just aiming to fill the space, I guess. So.
Speaker 1 6:17
I'm going to be talking about Mary Kenner. She was an inventor who revolutionized period care, and I was trying to find somebody that maybe, like, created something that it was like, Oh my God, why didn't we fucking think about that, and I feel like this is exactly that, because before pads and tampons were, like, commercially available, people would use rags, like on the rag and just other scraps of material, and that wasn't very reliable, and it was really common that you were Just gonna, like, bleed through your Well, I guess maybe dress back then, not
Unknown Speaker 7:04
pants, lose
Speaker 1 7:06
your Yeah, oh my god. Like, that is, like, a fear of mine. Yes, a lot of women would just stay home because they're like, I don't want to lose my fucking bloody rag when I'm out and about or whatever. So Mary Kenner is the one that invented the sanitary belt, which, if you're not familiar, or a dude that was basically a thing before pads were available. So it was like a little belt, and you would attach your pad to either side, and it would hold it against your body, so it's going to stay in one place. So the fucking bummer about this, so Kenner patented the sanitary belt in 1957 which was a process that took her 30 years, wow, due to just like, racism, sexism, all the kind of stuff. And she finally got her patent, and a company approached her with interest in marketing the product, and then they found out she was black, and they were like, never mind, because people fucking blow so sadly, she never made any money from that creation, because her patent expired and it became public domain, and somebody fucking snatched it up and manufactured it. Damn so she's a very under recognized person, but if you've ever used a pad, then you can thank her for thinking of how to do things correctly. I feel like she should be credited with that because,
Unknown Speaker 8:56
yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 8:59
And another note, that was cool. So between 1956 and 1987 she received five patents for her inventions, which is like the largest number of patents that were held by a woman at that in that timeframe. So that was cool. And her sister Mildred was also an inventor, and they came up with a couple different things together. And one of them was, you know, when people use walkers and there's a little basket on the front. So they came up with that after Mildred was diagnosed with MS,
Unknown Speaker 9:41
but yeah, I thought that was really cool
Unknown Speaker 9:46
to tie it back
Speaker 1 9:47
to something we've talked about before. So we've talked about, like, funny things that made us cry when we were hormonal. And I was just wondering if you had any updates or anything. You've thought of from the past. I don't think I have anything right now. I'm sorry. Oh, that was totally fine. I have one that made me full on cry, and I feel like it's ridiculous. But like, you know this, but like, Twin Peaks has become, like my life the show. I'm just obsessed with it, and I love everything about it. And this has happened multiple times, but I'll just like, start thinking about Laura Palmer, like crying, like driving to the YMCA the other day, and I just like, the tears were flowing, and I was like, I gotta fucking get it together. Like, I'm meeting my aunt here. Am I gonna be like, Yeah, I was crying in the car. Fictional character that I think about all the time.
Speaker 2 10:58
Just imagine the Twin Peaks me like, come on, as you're crying in the car, god
Unknown Speaker 11:08
damn it, what have they done to you?
Unknown Speaker 11:12
Yes, that's funny.
Speaker 1 11:17
Oh yeah, that's what I'm like. Oh okay, I can kind of tell where I am in the month crying about Laura Palmer, gotta get ready for a Mary Kenner product.
Unknown Speaker 11:29
Oh, what? Oh yeah, that was
Speaker 1 11:32
built out. I remember the first time I heard about those. I was watching a movie that was set in the 70s, and this young girl gets her period, and she asks she's at an older woman's house, and she asked her for tampon. And she was like, Oh, I don't have that. And she takes out a sanitary belt and, like, starts putting the pad on it. And the girl is like, what the? Oh, sorry, go ahead. I was just gonna say I feel part of me is like, that would suck. But also I feel like it might be kind of nice to just, like, ratchet it to your body, you know,
Speaker 2 12:12
yeah, I was gonna say that because, like, I have started, like, my last few periods, started wearing like, biker shorts. Oh, this is, like, on top of my underwear. It just, yeah, yeah. Cuz sometimes, like, you know, it's like, if your underwear is, like, just loose enough, or whatever, your will kind of flip around. Well, I use a reusable one so it's not sticky, yeah, you know, it'll kind of shift around a little bit, but, but, yeah, anyway, yeah, fun period stuff. Yeah. I mean, I wouldn't mind a belt. And I saw, like, period underwear, but then I saw, like, that has shit in it. That's like, oh, my
Speaker 1 12:50
god, yeah. Oh, has like, fucking fiberglass, yeah. It's like, he can use a tampon that's full of fucking bleach. And I think they've, they've come out saying, like, a lot of them have lead or something, or like,
Unknown Speaker 13:04
this is like, what do we do with all the discarded shit?
Speaker 1 13:07
I think we got to bring back the fucking sanitary belt. Like, Oh,
Speaker 2 13:12
I agree, yeah. Just get some cotton and just fucking strap it on,
Unknown Speaker 13:16
dude. Yeah,
Speaker 2 13:20
yeah. It is almost like tampons are, like, the hot dog of, I don't know sanitary products, I don't know. Just like, Hmm, we have this extra lead, all this leftover other junk.
Speaker 1 13:35
We'll just put it in a in a product. And, you know, with cotton. I was like, Where is she going with this? Is she gonna say, like, We are the hot dog bun. Like, what is happening? But that makes it, you mean, like, all the scraps? Yeah, I don't know why my brain went to a weird place, but
Speaker 2 13:58
tampons and vapes, I guess, which targets women and children.
Speaker 1 14:04
So that's great. You know, I'm really interested to see what happens with vapes.
Speaker 2 14:10
Yeah, dude, maybe I should have, um, I should have saved this article. Let me see if I can find it real quick. Hold on. Okay. Um, yeah. So this was a girl in the UK, it looks like, and this was also the same news source that reported on the the micro penis guy. Oh, nice, um, but yeah, it says that. So she's 17. I think it said She started when
Unknown Speaker 14:38
she was 14. But she says, So,
Speaker 2 14:42
so yeah, she had to get, like, surgery for her burst lung, and she's gonna suffer from, like, probably, like, popcorn lungs and things like that forward. But yeah, she got surgery and stuff like that to save her life. But says Kyla was previously getting through an entire 4000 plus. Vape in a week. Which, oh,
Speaker 1 15:03
my God, I wonder how to see, yeah, like, How many is that per hour?
Unknown Speaker 15:16
23 puffs an hour, if I did my math
Speaker 1 15:20
correct, I'm trying to figure out how to figure that out.
Speaker 2 15:25
I divided it because I was a week, so I divided by seven for the days and divided by 24 wait.
Unknown Speaker 15:34
Makes way more sense than how I was going to do it, which I will not disclose. I hope I'll
Speaker 2 15:41
edit it out. How did you do it? Because I want to make sure that, like, I maybe I
Speaker 1 15:45
did it wrong. So what I was gonna do was figure out how many hours were in a
Unknown Speaker 15:49
week, and then
Unknown Speaker 15:53
maybe divide like 4000
Unknown Speaker 15:56
by that. So, so
Speaker 1 15:59
there's 168 hours in a week, yeah. So I got the same answer as you. We just went about it 23.8
Unknown Speaker 16:07
you know what? Confident look at
Speaker 2 16:10
us and look we're even approaching it different ways, same answer. So it's even like women in STEM, yeah, look at us, like flipping our image around. It's true, I went from 300,000 miles to Yeah, oh,
Speaker 1 16:29
I promise I'm We're not stupid, just brain, brain, dumb sometimes and some things, I just honestly, I don't really care all that much about math. I mean, I know I need basic math, but also I really care. But that is crazy to think about, because say she's hitting, hitting it 23 times an hour. I mean, she, she might, you know, sleep for eight to 10 hours a day. So that means, like, yeah, even those puffs carry over to the waking hours.
Speaker 2 16:58
You're right. So, oh man, yeah, I don't know how to do that, but let me see Hold on.
Unknown Speaker 17:13
So I got 35
Speaker 1 17:14
if she sleeps eight hours a day and, like, wakes up and instantly hits. So she's doing it like twice a minute, essentially, a little, like a little less than twice a minute, but Right?
Unknown Speaker 17:26
Or, let's see,
Speaker 2 17:30
35 I'll just run down to 30 No, once every two minutes. Yeah, I feel like that's there but backwards, yeah, okay, yeah, um, yeah, but 35 so yeah, just a little more frequent than that. So damn, like every two minutes, fucking hitting your your vape. Jesus Christ,
Speaker 1 17:54
dude, my friend's dad was they were talking about how he quit smoking, and he was smoking two packs a day. So they figured it out, and it was like, he had a cigarette every 15 minutes, basically, just like, all day.
Speaker 2 18:09
Wow, yeah, yeah. I remember. I knew a guy that, um, in college. He, he was one of the people that started vaping to try to stop and, um, yeah. So he would bring the vape into class, but damn, he was just hitting that thing. Hitting that thing, like, every fucking minute, and he had to stop, because he started waking up and his eyes were, like, crested over, and he like, had, yeah, issues, like getting his eyes open and stuff when he woke up in the morning. So, yeah, it's pretty crazy.
Speaker 1 18:38
Um, yeah, they're they're crazy, like I said, I'm interested to see what happens. My friend came over this weekend and she vapes, and she's like, Oh, I can vape in here. I was like, Yeah, it's fine. And she had, like, blue razz or something. I was like, oh, blow it in my face.
Speaker 2 18:58
That was the one thing is, when he would smoke in class, you could smell it. And I was like, Oh, coffee.
Speaker 1 19:02
Oh, I almost asked her if I could hit it, but I was like, man, it's not this. It's not as magical as a real cigarette. So I don't care.
Unknown Speaker 19:12
Yeah, yeah, um, yeah.
Speaker 2 19:16
And it's just kind of crazy, because we watch a streamer, hyphonics, well, he makes, like, YouTube, Tiktok, Instagram videos and stuff. He's a guy that does, like, jump scares on, sorry, oh, jump scares a lot of people, oh, and like all,
Speaker 1 19:35
Oh, gotcha. Oh, my God, that would scare the shit out of me.
Speaker 2 19:39
And, um, yeah, he he comes across like kids all the time that are just vaping, and they vape like fucking crazy. They're just fucking dragging on it, like they'll say a few words, drag on it, say a few words, drag on it. It's just like, Jesus Christ, damn. Maybe we'll outlive the people younger than us. Yeah, between the fucking vapes and the skincare. At the overdone skincare
Unknown Speaker 20:02
like, Oh man, I'm just,
Speaker 1 20:05
I'm just kind of curious to see what, what's gonna happen with it all. Maybe it'll balance out and they'll just look normal, because the vaping probably ages you, but then they're doing all the skin care. So maybe it'll just, it'll meet in the middle
Unknown Speaker 20:18
two happy mistakes. Make a right,
Unknown Speaker 20:23
but, yeah, I guess back to
Speaker 1 20:27
black history. Yeah, sorry, I took a way big detail.
Speaker 2 20:31
No, no, no, it's totally fine. All good. I think, I don't think I mentioned like the years that Madam CJ Walker was alive. She was born in 1867 Oh, and helped get the YMCA in 1913
Unknown Speaker 20:48
and her company was established in 1908
Speaker 2 20:54
I did see where, where is it? I don't her company did, like go or not out of business. It just, you know, stopped
Unknown Speaker 21:04
after some time after her death,
Speaker 2 21:07
but it got purchased again in like, 2012 or something, 2012 2014 Oh, that's cool. And it's called madam CJ Walker, which is what it has always been called. And you can get it at, like, Sephora and some other stores. Oh, hell yeah, that's fucking cool. Now how unique it is to the original formula, I have no clue,
Speaker 1 21:29
but so, like, we got to put some carcinogens in it if we're going to sell it in today's market.
Speaker 2 21:37
And just another quick invention by Alexander miles, he invented the automatic elevator doors because, you know, at the time when elevators were first around, they had to, you know, open and automatic, or not automatically, I'm sorry, manually, open and close it, and sometimes people would forget to close it, and that would cause someone to just walk into the fucking show. Oh, my God,
Speaker 1 22:03
never fucking thought about that. Yeah. Oh, I was just gonna say that's why I, like, fell under the thing at the funeral home. Oh, what? Wait, I forgot about that. It was like a freight elevator, and I didn't realize that it was up because somebody hadn't closed the little door, and I, like, it was kind of just like, I guess, like, under the foundation of the building or something. I mean, I fell like, you know, a couple feet.
Unknown Speaker 22:29
But I know this is like, not,
Speaker 2 22:32
I know the answer is no, but for some reason I'm just like, were there skeletons
Speaker 1 22:38
down there? That would have been perfect, dude. It was so scary, like I just wasn't paying attention, and somebody had left the little door open, and I fell down there, and it was like, I didn't realize I had fallen until I was like, in the little pit, and it was like dirt, and I was like, Oh my God, was it just like, one floor or, yeah, okay, oh yeah. I only fell like, a couple feet or something. But I'm glad I was in my early 20s. I imagine if I did that now, I'd probably, like, break every bone in my body.
Speaker 2 23:16
Oh, man, oh man. And how, like, man, that would have been, like, scary too, because maybe like, you would have gotten hurt, and it was, like, the weekend, so like, Oh my God, came in, and so like, you would have starved, and then, like, lost your voice from screaming all weekend, and then someone would have, like, brought the elevator down, yeah, and then they wouldn't have found you until, like, months later, maybe. And, man, yeah, I don't know. I feel like you always just hear about those work accidents. I just fucking random, and they find the body like so we just couldn't find Juliet one day, and then she was behind a freezer. We just smelled something weird for months, and then started looking around.
Unknown Speaker 23:53
So depressing.
Speaker 2 23:57
Yeah, you had mentioned before. We started recording about, you know, people used to work elevators and stuff and so, yeah, I assume that's probably why. Is because
Unknown Speaker 24:09
safety, yeah, that totally makes sense.
Speaker 1 24:14
I mean, yeah, I guess that's the only way you could trust just, just your average dumb ass to operate an elevator.
Unknown Speaker 24:20
Yeah, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 24:22
And, I mean, the only thing now is, like,
Speaker 2 24:26
I don't know, sometimes people's like, dogs get stuck in there and stuff. Oh, really. I mean, yeah, you have you seen the videos where people are they like, walk in the elevator, or their walk out, and then their dog's still in there and they're on the leash, and then, like, the elevator starts to go up, and the dog gets, like, stuck at
Unknown Speaker 24:43
the hub. Oh, no, I thought this was gonna be cute.
Speaker 2 24:47
No, no, yeah. Oh my god. I mean, the videos I've seen online are, you know, happy endings, like someone's in there and they like, you know, get the deletion stuck or something. And, oh, my god. But, I mean, those are just the one I've the ones I've seen. So, I mean, I haven't, you know, gone out to look for the bad ones. But, man, scary, close call.
Speaker 1 25:12
Videos, yes, very valuable inventions, yeah.
Speaker 2 25:17
Um, so yeah, I think we should definitely have it. But still, if you have a dog on a leash or something that you're supposed to look after, then make sure it's pay attention. Yeah, make sure we it boards the elevator and exit the elevator with you. Oh, god, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 25:36
Scary. You know that prank where, like, people press
Speaker 1 25:43
all the floors on the elevator, Oh, yeah. So it opens every stop, yeah. So one time me and G were on a trip and we got an elevator, and I was kind of drunk. I was like, oh my god, I'm gonna do that. So I pushed all these buttons. And he was like, Oh my God, you're supposed to push them after you get off every floor until we get to our stop. Prank yourself. Oh, my God, I'm prank myself. I was like, wow, fucking idiot, that's hilarious.
Speaker 2 26:22
A lot of hotels now you have to put your card in before you do it scared that they would like, did this room 313, you piece of shit. We're gonna charge you. Um, so, yeah, I think that's all that we had for Black History Month. Was just, you know, a few inventors, two of them being female inventors, one of them being the first female self made millionaire in buying USA baby. Oh, yeah. And if you would like to maybe support any other black females this month, you could check out Black Girls CODE. Let me read their little synopsis. I've actually kind of followed them a little bit off and on, just because I have, like, a bunch of different, you know, different coding groups I follow, like, there's like, Girls Who Code, Black Girls Code and just all that kind of umbrella and stuff. So, yeah, basically it just helps make you know things like coding and other tech skills available, regardless of their background, zip code or identity, it also helps to create pathways into college, also careers and entrepreneurship in the field of tech, and they have a little thing that's like, why it matters. Only 19% of computer science degrees are earned by women, and less than 2% of tech roles are held on black women. The biggest drop off in tech engagement happens between 13 and 17, right when confidence is tested for futures and shaped. So this helps, you know, facilitate some of that mentorship and support that can, you know, help get people into getting some good skills at a young age. Oh, yeah. So yeah, cool. And then I have one just kind of random, just very random, off topic thing. This was a video that I don't know if I should just call him Dick rash. New Name
Speaker 1 28:49
Dick rash is he got his name on the nightmare signal podcast. Yes, friend of the pod, not an enemy. His nickname just happened to become Dick rash. So thank you for the video. Yes, he Oh. He also watched Twin Peaks recently, and so now I have a twin peaks buddy. So that's been very nice. Thank you, Dick crash for being my Twin Peaks friend. Yeah, me and Brandon
Unknown Speaker 29:16
were actually talking about whoa washing through that again,
Speaker 1 29:21
like five different copies of the DVDs. So let me borrow, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 29:27
I still have my Xbox 360 setup, hell yeah. From, from when we watched the
Speaker 1 29:34
sleep with walkers, which also had Shelley from twin feet,
Unknown Speaker 29:37
yes, yes. And
Speaker 1 29:41
when I recently found out somebody else on the show plays Carrie's mom and the original Carrie Piper Laurie the mom, was like, they're all gonna laugh at you. Oh yeah, I never realized that. Cool, cool, cool. She's so scary. So. Awesome when she gets stuck to the wall by knives. Spoiler, I guess, if you haven't seen it, okay?
Speaker 2 30:07
Here it is, um, so I'm pretty sure he sent this to, well, I'm not gonna tell you what's up in it. I think you've already seen it, and once you hear it, it'll be very apparent why it was just like sent to, you know, sent to us, and
Unknown Speaker 30:24
he'd get that weenie out. He wanted everybody to see that wiener. And then he'd get that bread, and he'd slap it in that bread, you
Unknown Speaker 30:50
what? Yeah,
Speaker 2 30:55
yeah. So you the muffling kind of there at the end that you could hear listeners was him, like wrapping the microphone in a cloth, a napkin, a period cloth.
Speaker 1 31:05
Yeah, yeah. I'm really glad that a churches use their tax free status just to deliver sermons like that. Makes me super fucking happy. It's really cool,
Unknown Speaker 31:19
and I
Speaker 2 31:20
I I don't know why, but my brain is struggling to be like, is he was this literally talking about a hot dog? Or was this? Is this a euthanism for just like wrapping it before you tap it? And they just made it like
Unknown Speaker 31:35
church arised.
Speaker 1 31:38
Yeah, I feel like most churches don't want you to do that, though, because they want you to just, like, have sex with your spouse and then have like, a million kids, you know?
Unknown Speaker 31:48
So, yeah, I did hard to say a very
Speaker 2 31:51
small, I can't remember. Maybe it was Dick rush that sent this to me, too. Anyway, there was a, like,
Unknown Speaker 32:00
a church place had put on a their own Super Bowl, and
Speaker 2 32:10
then the guys said he made some kind of like, dick joke or something. And then when the lady on stage was like, she threw a you know, foul flag around, was like, okay, and it's just like to
Unknown Speaker 32:25
do that at a church. It was so
Speaker 1 32:28
bizarre, I guess that would have that video would have fit well with last week's episode with the Super Bowl stuff.
Unknown Speaker 32:35
See that until like, the other day, though. So
Speaker 1 32:38
yeah, I forgot about it. But yeah, that was so strange that it was a mega church. It looked like, and they had a fucking football field set up there,
Speaker 2 32:49
yeah, and, like, they had all these, like, I'm gonna say, complex rules, because it was like, Oh yeah, they had to deliver their item, and you have to give a sermon. You have to, like, say, incorporate the item in your sermon or something, and if you don't, then you just, like, don't get points or something, which at that point it's like, I don't know, both of them could choose not to incorporate it, and then it's just a boring, super boring thing. Yeah, maybe we can. Maybe we can find more highlights or something? Yeah, sure,
Speaker 1 33:26
I'm still thinking about Mr. Clean. Oh yeah, those chiseled buns and that white tight fit. I love how you just party girl.
Speaker 2 33:41
Oh, and speaking of Mr. Clean, and I mentioned hyphonics earlier, so a lot of people call him Mr. Clean and stuff. And he actually has a video that's like a sexy Mr. Clean, which I assume he probably, oh, cool, probably made after the halftime thing. Um, but yeah, it's really funny, because he'll, uh, he does like a kind of a sexy dance, and then there's like dirt on the counter he wipes up, and it, just after he wipes it, it says, bitch. It's funny.
Speaker 1 34:15
Well, um, I guess that's all the miscellaneous items we have for you today.
Speaker 2 34:25
Oh yeah, I wanted to make a brief little
Speaker 1 34:30
announcement about voting. I don't think that this episode is going to come out until like the 25th but early voting ends on the 27th and you'll have way more options to do early voting. If you wait till actual Election Day on March 3, you have to vote at your assigned polling location that day, so you want to beat the crowds do early voting. And yeah, if you. Who aren't voting, then do not ever bitch, yeah, just fucking Shut up. But all you have to do is vote if you want to bitch. So, yeah, I'm golden bitch.
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Forever. It doesn't take that long. I might even just, like, ask my boss if I can just take the time out of work to go do it. Oh, but for sure. I don't know. We're a little short staffed, and I feel like it's gonna be like, well, use your stuff in a good spot. Like, I don't know, good spot. I don't know, maybe I can proceed with my work after that. It's just Yeah, I'm sure everyone's feeling this because we were talking about it, and because, like, a video that we saw earlier, and it's just like, sorry, I'm I'm five minutes late for the Zoom meeting. I just learned that, you know, the whole world run by, uh, cannibals and pedophiles and shit, and, like, all the conspiracy theories are true. And then it's like, doing some work. Okay, I'll be right back. And you take a break, and you just immediately pull your
Unknown Speaker 36:03
phone out and look at the Epstein
Speaker 2 36:07
final. Yeah, my mind
Speaker 1 36:10
also, I mean, I get that not everybody wants to read about all the horrors and, like, know everything about it, but
Unknown Speaker 36:20
just do a quick
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Google and see the companies that are listed in there, and just don't buy shit from them. I mean, like the thrift store has so much shit, like, there's enough shit. I don't mean shit, but items, goods, if you will, there's enough of that to last pretty much forever. So, yeah, yeah, just get that and then if you want, but you know, that's a safe way to make sure that you're not supporting someone evil,
Speaker 2 36:56
or maybe they're no, you're fine. I think I think I just, I just kind of started tumbling into, like, the world is, I don't know. I just, I just want to go, like, live in a cave, yes, and just,
Unknown Speaker 37:13
I don't know, I just want to die. That's fine, no.
Speaker 1 37:17
But if we do live in caves, I think we should invest in some sanitary belts, because I think that would be a good option for cave life, because you're going to be like, climbing rocks and probably like going out hunt in the wilderness. You can't have your pad, like, going off one direction,
Unknown Speaker 37:35
yeah, we'll keep it nice and sturdy, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 37:39
And while we're talking about voting, I just wanted to mention wanted to mention a quote by madam CJ Walker, who we've been talking about this episode. It is quote, This is the greatest country under the sun, but we must not let our love of country, our patriotic loyalty, cause us to abate. One wit in our protest against wrong and injustice. So cool quote
Speaker 1 38:06
by her, hell yeah. Keep that in mind. I guess it's what our dads would get mad at us for in middle school. Never say
Speaker 2 38:14
anything bad about this country. You put your morals above the country. Um, and I guess a real quick talking about Epstein files. I mean, I'm not gonna, like, get into it, but it was just funny, because I sent Alyssa the other day. I don't know why I was just like, I'll just search for pp in the files. And then there's a email from Jeffrey that says, What is the gate code? I am at the gate, have to pee pee. Oh, my God. My stomach's turning as I'm giggling at that. But I guess, like, I don't know, I guess I'm desperately just trying to look for anything to get a
Unknown Speaker 38:56
giggle in the whole mess.
Unknown Speaker 39:02
This is quite the mess, yeah, but I
Unknown Speaker 39:05
feel like mess is like, yeah,
Speaker 2 39:10
mildly putting it, catastrophe, epidemic, yes. Oh, sorry, but yeah, I feel like I'm I don't know. I feel like I'm about to be in a fucking padded room soon.
Speaker 1 39:29
Yeah, same. But hopefully we can find some more cool inventions. I feel like I should have done more, but also I feel like I have very limited brain capacity now. I feel Yeah, yeah, so yeah. I feel Yeah. I don't know my brain capacity has been about half Yeah, if the next couple episodes are just like. Um, here's like, two things that are mildly researched. Sorry, yeah, I am excited to get back into some deeper research topics, and
Unknown Speaker 40:13
I don't know,
Speaker 2 40:15
yeah, there's scrambling now. There's one thing that I have that I have, like, halfway researched, and it kind of touches into, like, Scientology too. And I feel like, with a lot of things going on now, I'm just like, I'm too paranoid to, like, touch on anything that's like, I don't know. Just you all understand i i am in my Pepe sylvae Silva. Silva is pelpete Pepe silver, yeah, who's Pepe? Yeah, I'm in that era, dude.
Speaker 1 40:46
Pepe got co opted by white supremacists. That's a little fraud. Oh yeah,
Unknown Speaker 40:54
it's the thing from
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fucking It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Oh, I'm sorry. One more Charlie days, like pointing at the the wall with all the red because he got a job
Unknown Speaker 41:08
at like, a mailing place, and then, like, all this mails
Unknown Speaker 41:13
going to Pepe Silva, who's Pepe Silva? There is no Pepe Silva.
Speaker 1 41:17
I actually never seen that episode. It's really good. Yeah, yeah, there's a documentary about Pepe being, like, taken by white supremacists, and how, like, part of, like,
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some of the Fortune stuff and everything, I think, which finding out
Unknown Speaker 41:35
how pull was created. Basically, it just
Unknown Speaker 41:38
all kind of makes sense. I guess
Speaker 1 41:42
it makes sense also to have some distractions. So like our Instagram, it feels so meaningless, but yeah, like our Instagram, if you want
Speaker 2 41:57
comment, if you want we're all gonna die anyway. Yeah, and party on
Speaker 2 42:03
I guess, party on if, if you can volunteer, if you need you know to do, yes, feel like you have to do something or get your hands on something, volunteer and party on you.