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Speaker 1 0:00
So Jamie, back when I worked at the funeral home, it was in a really small town, and, like, we had to travel to an even smaller town a little bit away because someone had died in a restaurant. I mean, like in the dining room, type of situation, did they choke? No, I think they had a heart attack, oh, something like that. But we walked in to get them. I think maybe these were the owners of the restaurant, but there was still a table of people there eating, and there is a dead guy on the floor. Oh,
Speaker 2 1:00
I know I paid for this meal, and we're gonna enjoy it as a family, I know.
Speaker 1 1:06
But like, thinking about it again. I mean, even if it was the owners of the restaurant, they like, well, we closed, but we're just gonna, you know, sit here and eat. That's fucking weird, too, yeah? Like, take it in another area, yeah,
Speaker 2 1:21
oh yeah, take yourself to go like, that would ruin just my whole night. Like, I don't It's fucking weird. They can just sit there and still eat. That's Wow. Yeah, it was happens all the time. Maybe they work with dead bodies too.
Speaker 1 1:39
Maybe, I don't know they're like, Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 1:45
this salmon though.
Unknown Speaker 1:50
Welcome to nervous laughter podcast. Welcome.
Speaker 1 1:53
I'm Alyssa. I'm Jamie, and we're gonna talk about some, well, a variety of topics, but, yeah, got some food stuff. Oh, one thing I thought of while I was talking. So I obviously would not eat around the dead bodies, because that's disgusting and adventure to say. Maybe a little bit disrespectful, you know, somebody's just sitting there and you're like, pretty disrespectful, yeah, kind of weird. But one time, my dad came to visit me because I was working out of town, and he had text me or called me or something. And I was like, Oh, I'm just just finishing up in the back and and then I'll meet you outside. And it was like, were you embalming a body? And I was like, yeah. He's like, you can just go to eating right now. I'm like, yeah.
Speaker 2 2:46
I mean, are you supposed to fast? Like, every day you work?
Speaker 1 2:50
I know, like, that's just how it is. I mean, I guess if it was something particularly heinous, they would be different. But, you know, just run in the middle. I'm like, Damn, I'm hungry.
Unknown Speaker 3:04
Yeah, I need to get my NAMA, yeah.
Speaker 2 3:09
I would think, like, maybe, um, because I can see, like, certain, if you're a surgeon and stuff, you might get, like, really used to that stuff too. But maybe I'm, like, crime scene investigation or clean up kind of stuff. If it's just like, yeah, really something that you really just didn't expect, yeah, stories and just everything, yeah, I could see that being like, I can't eat for like, a week.
Speaker 1 3:31
Yeah, certain things definitely not gonna eat after. But like, a run of the mill, like little Nana that died on her sleep. I'm like, It's fine, yeah, she
Speaker 2 3:42
Yeah, you're doing a cert. I wouldn't say the Lord's work, but I was like, I'm not even religious. Why does that come to mind?
Unknown Speaker 3:51
You're doing a great you were doing a great service.
Speaker 1 3:55
Well, thank you. And you're gonna do the Lord's work by talking about one of my favorite fast food establishments, yeah, and they do the Lord's work because it's Long John Silver's. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. So Lord, Lord Jesus, Savior is what Long John Silver's yes for? In case you didn't know,
Speaker 2 4:16
and I did. So today I follow a video. I haven't only watched, like, a little bit of it, but I'll finish it later. It was by food theory, which, if you don't know, like, Oh no, that's review. Bra. Time for another food review. Review is great. And I told Alyssa this, I'm not ashamed. He's weirdly beautiful. I can see it. He looks like that one chick from Game of Thrones. And since someone pointed it out, I was like, wow, he does look like her. Wow. He is actually beautiful.
Speaker 1 4:54
I feel like he kind of looks like a little haunted doll, but I can still see the I can
Speaker 2 4:59
see that too. Because he wears, like, the suit and everything too. So he has the whole vibe somebody's attic. Yeah, he did have a stalker once, and there was, like, a whole like thing with that. And like, he stopped posting for a little bit. You can find like, yeah, you can find little interesting rundowns of it.
Unknown Speaker 5:16
I've got a retreat to the attic
Unknown Speaker 5:20
with my other doll friend.
Speaker 2 5:23
But yes, Long John Silver's so food theory. It's a part of the game theory channel, which you've probably heard and that's a theory, a game theory. They have food theory, fashion theory, everything like that. So it's like a big internet conglomerate. I don't know if that's the right word to use, but they have a big space anyway, so they did a food theory yesterday. That was a, how is Long John or no? Who is keeping Long John Silver in business? And I was like, Oh, I have to send this to Alyssa, or just tell her that. Because I was like, thank you. We're asking the hard questions.
Speaker 1 6:04
If there was one closer to me, I'm glad there's not, because I would be eating there more frequently. I probably get it like once or twice a year. Now I would
Speaker 2 6:14
say so I did learn that they're more commonly in places like way far away from coastlines. That makes sense, yeah. That fills a gap where yeah stuff. And I realized I always kind of, like, grew up in coastal kind of areas. So I was like, Oh, I always grew up around, like, actual season food restaurants. I think there was only one Long John Silver somewhere on the Mississippi coast. I don't know if it's open anymore, um, but yeah, so I guess I've never just had the scenario to try, really try Long John Silver's, oh, my God, we should totally go. I wouldn't mind trying it. I I learned that they use Alaskan cod, oh, because it's cheap, but also flaky, and I assume they can distribute that probably easily throughout the, you know, to the mid us, the bread basket, if you will. Um, but yeah, speaking of serving the Lord, they make 20% of their profits, around 20% on around, like, Lent Oh, that makes sense. So a huge chunk of their profits is just like, from lent time. So funny, yeah, I don't want to say, like, that's what keeping them in business, but so so far in the video that I'm watching, it's like, it was just like, who's keeping them in business?
Speaker 1 7:34
Catholics. You got arbitrary rules. We got fish for those rules.
Speaker 2 7:42
We have fish for that. But, you know, it's like, that's That's why people say, like the fish filet of fish, or whatever exists you at McDonald's.
Unknown Speaker 7:50
So fill in the need.
Unknown Speaker 7:54
And speaking of serving the Lord
Speaker 2 7:58
there, have you ever heard of touchdown Jesus? This sounds familiar, okay, I thought it would be good to bring up just because it was just, you know, the football because Super Bowl
Speaker 1 8:11
also, we're probably going to have, like, mandated Christianity soon. So yeah, that too, we need to get to know our different
Unknown Speaker 8:19
Jesus options.
Speaker 2 8:21
So and you know, enjoy your religious freedom while you have it.
Speaker 1 8:26
No, we're upgrading to ultimate religious freedom with Jesus, with football. Jesus, so literally doing this, yeah?
Speaker 2 8:34
Well, he was, he has his hands up, like he just made a touchdown. So he's, he, yeah, he was a statue of Jesus with his arms up like he, you know, just made a touchdown cool. It was in the Rock Church in Monroe, Ohio. And despite the name solid rock touchdown, Jesus was primarily made of styrofoam and set ablaze when it was struck by lightning on June 14, 2010 around. Whoa. So the the church has, like, this lake in front of it, like right in front of it, and Jesus is like, right, like coming it looks like he's like, coming out of the water, like touchdown on the lake in front of the church. Okay, here's the pictures of it. So obviously it looks crazy, because it's like Jesus on fire, but after words, it just is, like the black, like metal frame
Unknown Speaker 9:37
of it, so it looks Wow, funny here. Let me show you. What the Oh,
Speaker 1 9:50
my gosh, that is so bizarre. It's like a half
Unknown Speaker 9:58
bust of Jesus.
Speaker 1 10:00
That reminds me of those Halloween skeletons that got popular this year, where they're like, reaching out of the ground or crawling out, yeah,
Speaker 2 10:09
half of the giant skeleton, six foot. I wonder if they just like, they were like crap. We don't have enough materials for the bottom. Ship them. Boy, ship them on. But don't worry, because touchdown Jesus was replaced with hug me Jesus, which everyone probably better. Yeah, everyone likes to call it $5 foot long Jesus, though, because I mean, yeah, just do your $5 foot long, and that's how it looks. Oh, it's a full Jesus time though. Sub in there.
Speaker 1 10:48
What's your go to? Sub at Subway. I mean, before that, Jared was a pedophile, and we still all ate there, yeah.
Speaker 2 10:56
Well, I think I stopped eating that. I i might have stopped eating there before, because there was some point where subway stopped, like, sourcing their own, or no, they started sourcing their own, like vegetables and stuff like that. And yeah, since then, like, I could kind of tell that it just doesn't taste very good anymore, so I just didn't eat it. I think,
Unknown Speaker 11:27
I think I always got BLTs, though, if I remember right,
Speaker 2 11:32
yeah, how about you meatball sub? Oh, nice. They only had, like, one of those before. Love meatball sub. It's just such, I feel like it's like, such a commitment. Yes, it's like, all right, I'm gonna have a mess, but it's also gonna be a good time.
Speaker 1 11:46
Yeah? And you have to be really committed to those flavors, because it's pretty much just, this is like, you get a couple flavors, that's it.
Unknown Speaker 11:54
Yeah, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 11:57
And, um, speaking of,
Speaker 2 12:00
uh, you know, football. We'll detour back into the food space. But speaking of football, I found a ad from the 2017 Super Bowl that's sexy. Mr. Clean. Hell yeah. So I will show you, and then, you know, we'll try to relay it a little bit to the listeners. It's a it's a good time.
Unknown Speaker 12:38
Oh, man, yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1 12:42
what does the last part say? It's like, gotta love a man who cleans or something.
Unknown Speaker 12:48
Yeah, you gotta love a guy who cleans.
Speaker 1 12:50
Yeah, that was a very horny commercial. That was not what I was expecting. Yeah, he was wearing tight white shirt, tight, white pants, yeah, he had a pronounced bulge, pronounced buns,
Unknown Speaker 13:07
pronounced front but
Speaker 2 13:11
he was hardcore front button, yeah, when the commercial started, he just, like, slams cleaning products down on the counter, and like, was face to face with the lady. And it's like, let's get our clean on if you know what I mean, I
Speaker 1 13:26
like when they're cleaning the shower, it's a glass shower, and one of them is on either side, and they have a sponge, and they're wiping it together on either side of the shower.
Speaker 2 13:38
Should I mean, this could be good inspiration for, like, Valentine's Day, if you just, you know, don't have anything and you need to clean, I guess. Um, yeah, and he's just, you know, dancing sexy the whole time.
Unknown Speaker 13:54
Yeah, that was shocking.
Unknown Speaker 13:58
Oh, girl, Pearl clutching.
Speaker 1 14:04
That was a good find. I'm well, I'm not surprised. I've never run across it because I'm not watching the Super Bowl. But that just seems like one of those goofy things that would be more on the internet. You know? Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 14:17
Usually, sometimes I'll watch, just like someone recap the, oh, that's a good idea, at least the good Super Bowl videos. Like a streamer I watch, he does like marketing stuff as well, or used to professionally anyway, so he did, like a rank Ulus and stuff. It was kind of based off of, like, how impactful The commercial was, as opposed to, like, just cool, like Instacart had a commercial where it was like, people dancing on stage and falling over. But like, most of the feedback I've seen is like, people don't remember what that commercial was for.
Unknown Speaker 14:53
Yeah. Anyway, that's boring stuff. I
Speaker 1 14:57
don't remember that one. Mr. Clean, apparently. Yeah, yeah. 2017 I say, bring it back. Bring it back. Do a 10 year reunion next year or revival.
Speaker 2 15:10
And speaking of sports, yes, sports and peners actually more heavy on the painter. Been thinking about that micro painter the past few days.
Speaker 1 15:24
Well, this is going to be the opposite of micro painters. This is going to be people enlarging their painters.
Unknown Speaker 15:32
Oh, okay, man, we've had so much painter.
Speaker 1 15:41
Side note on that, I feel like I've seen several memes where I've seen the word piner written out, but they spell it, P, E, N, A, R, I'm like, That's Pinar. Yeah, that's like the French version, exactly. You have to wear a beret if you say it. Pinar,
Speaker 2 16:07
I know of someone who wore a beret before me. No, just someone off podcast that, yeah, Berets are cool.
Speaker 1 16:19
Anywho. This is a garden article called
Unknown Speaker 16:26
penis gate at the Olympics.
Speaker 1 16:28
Why inject acid into your penis and what are the health risks? Okay, I was acid. I'm thinking of, it's hyaluronic acid, which, like, you know, on your face. Oh, okay, okay, but still,
Speaker 2 16:41
that was straight to, like, Breaking Bad ass.
Unknown Speaker 16:44
Yeah, it's gonna melt your painter through the floor.
Speaker 1 16:51
And side note, Men's Health called the situation crotch gate.
Unknown Speaker 16:59
We like Peter gate better. But yeah,
Unknown Speaker 17:03
green gate, there we go. Look at
Unknown Speaker 17:07
you. Alliteration,
Unknown Speaker 17:09
yes. So
Speaker 1 17:12
this sounds like a fake organization, but the world anti doping agency, which I guess is, are the people that investigate for drugs in the Olympics and shit like that. Dare was like, we need to come up with a new name, anti thing.
Unknown Speaker 17:31
Dopes for losers, not for athletes, not for champions.
Speaker 1 17:36
So one more segue. But did you know that dare was kind of like a little pyramid scheme thing for piggies.
Unknown Speaker 17:44
We have to talk about this on the podcast.
Speaker 2 17:49
Yeah, yes, yes. I heard of a few other things that were pretty interesting that actually wore ml le kind of Oh, back in the day? Yeah? Well, yeah, excellent. We'll cover that one day.
Speaker 1 18:05
So the world anti doping agency is investigating whether ski jumpers, which is an Olympic sport, honestly, didn't know that. I don't really know much about the Olympics. Me neither. I didn't even, I always forget there's a Winter Olympics. I'm like, oh, yeah, they do different.
Unknown Speaker 18:21
Yeah, they do different.
Speaker 1 18:23
I totally forgot about it too, but I saw this on Instagram. But ski jumpers are injecting their penises with hyaluronic acid in order to fly further. So research suggests that a two centimeter change in a suits fit can represent an extra 20 feet to a jump. And how that happens is that, basically, they'll inject the hyaluronic acid into their painter, allegedly, and then when they go to have their scan to get fitted for the suit, their peener is a little bit bigger, and then by the time, so that's the measurement that they take for the suit. But then by the time their suit comes in, the painter has gone back down, but there's a little bit of extra material, and that material will catch the wind and make you soar further on your jump.
Speaker 2 19:19
That is, who the fuck figured that out like so I could just get a little more aerodynamic on my Yeah,
Speaker 1 19:28
so I don't know how they came up with this information, but the allegation, allegations emerged and were first reported on by the German newspaper called Build B, I, L, D, maybe that's how you say it, boners. Boners. Yeah, exactly. That's what it stands for. So the results of. The investigation are pending, but other questions remain, and obviously this, a lot of this is like copy paste from The Guardian. So giving them credit, why would a ski jumper want to tamper with their penis, and what does that have to do with aerodynamics? Oh, I guess I already explained that part. Yeah, so a doctor has to watch them strip down to their underwear, then they get scanned. This part was funny. The Yes, I didn't include it. There was something about the crotch measurement that was funny. But yeah, they're just going to have a slightly larger ski suit, and that means a slightly larger surface area, which will give them a little bit of extra lift. Every extra centimeter on a suit counts. If your suit has a 5% bigger surface area, you fly further. Of course, this is a competitive sport, and everyone's on the limit with the rules, because everyone wants to win.
Unknown Speaker 21:09
So that
Speaker 2 21:12
is some crazy painter news I would have never
Speaker 1 21:15
I know. I just really want to know how they found out this was happening. Or, like, Did someone come up with this to fuck with the athletes, because they don't like ski jumpers for some reason. I mean, like, what happened? Maybe there was, like, a leaked group chat. Maybe, like, Hey, I got a reporter. Yeah, yeah, that's something that's never happened before, but I bet that's maybe what happened this time.
Unknown Speaker 21:47
Was it the US team?
Unknown Speaker 21:52
Oh, man, that is, um,
Speaker 2 21:55
I mean, it's just so interesting too, because it's like, such, like, again, like, yeah. Like, we keep saying, like, how did they figure
Unknown Speaker 22:04
out? Like,
Speaker 1 22:06
I'm going to do more looking, and hopefully I can find out, because I'm sure they'll release the results. I mean, I kind of hope somebody did it. I want to learn more.
Speaker 2 22:17
I mean, I wouldn't be so I don't know about all the scientifically, but if it all checks out, I wouldn't doubt people like do it. Yeah, I know this is like, way different, but I remember listening to this, like little audio book about the guy who, the guy who, like, brought down all the or he figured out all the stairway shit, like in baseball and everything. Or maybe it was like some Olympics, I think it was Olympics, things, whatever. But, yeah, he found all these documents, like in the trash out back of a, yeah, like a doctor facility. Or, you know, like a sports medicine person that was doing all that stuff.
Unknown Speaker 23:01
So, like, even
Unknown Speaker 23:03
when you coming over for the roids, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 23:07
So either someone's a just like pen or peeking really hard or, yeah, maybe someone found some, like, trash documents that someone forgot to shred.
Speaker 1 23:17
Maybe so fascinating. Yeah, it really is, I'll, I'll definitely be on the lookout for updates, because,
Unknown Speaker 23:26
and then it made me think, I mean,
Speaker 2 23:29
could women do this too? Like, yeah. I was thinking, like, Yeah. Cuz, like, Could I just, like, grow my bush out really big, yeah, yeah. Or maybe
Speaker 1 23:39
you inject a little bit to the lady or something, but, but, like, also, I wonder if it has to be crotch, like, what if you had slightly bigger boobs? Would that do the same thing? Or is it the crotch because, like, maybe your legs are splayed, but like, boobs, maybe that wouldn't really gain you any stuff. I don't know. I'm seeing
Speaker 2 24:08
a gap in women's equality here. Yeah, I agree. Joke, of course, I'm not, you know, not that crazy, yeah, no, yeah. I'm curious, yeah, because, like, yeah, because you do your armpits or boobs, yeah? Does it
Speaker 1 24:23
have to be, like, in an area that creases that way you have the little material, the extra
Speaker 2 24:28
material in it? I know, yeah. And, like, depending on the material, you might be able to even just, like, stretch it out just a little bit, if it's like, maybe for spandex II, know, these are things I never thought about, in addition to never thinking about the winter, in
Speaker 1 24:45
addition to never thinking about sports in general, really, I mean, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 24:50
Oh, and speaking of penis
Speaker 2 24:54
measuring, because you said something about some something with the measurements, oh, that you couldn't find. Yeah. I was watching a little thing that was, um, I can't remember which ordashian Jenner it was, but one of them, she was given a tour of her home. And then, uh, she goes into her bedroom and she has this like, big pink sign that says it has like, three numbers on it, like in centimeters. So it's like three measurements. And then, like, says something like, I bet you're a happy girl, aren't you, or whatever. And then, whenever she she, like, said, what the science said? She was like, Yeah, this is from, like, a singer from the song. I don't know what this means, but people think that it's her ex boyfriend's penis measurements. Have it on your wall, and then right on the opposite wall, she has like this old, like door panel that's painted, like religiously or whatever, from like an old church.
Unknown Speaker 25:55
It's just so funny.
Speaker 2 26:01
But speaking of penises, penis, Pinar Pinar Pinay, this man used his penis to pee all over a bunch of stuff at work. You know what? Good for him? Included was a big pot of chili, which you know could be a great halftime snack for for people this weekend or the past weekend.
Unknown Speaker 26:31
This is from wsa, W S
Unknown Speaker 26:34
F A 12 news,
Speaker 2 26:39
a Maryland parent, a Maryland paramedic is facing nearly two dozen criminal charges. Christopher Carroll is accused of urinating in various places at his workplace. Oh, okay, it is a guy, yeah. Oh, I heard crystal as the first name and thought it was a woman. Oh, sorry, Christopher, and I think it was me. Miss hearing it. Could you imagine just like, going around with like a diva cup or whatever, yeah, just
Speaker 1 27:05
pissing in an actual, like, Solo cup and just throwing it on the wall that's that's
Speaker 2 27:11
gotta be, like, an empowering thing, just to go or something like
Speaker 1 27:14
that, that would be great. Yeah, oh yeah. I'm fucking feral now. I like, Man, I love to piss all over and off. I'm gonna piss in your chili.
Speaker 2 27:26
Um, everyone wants to know why. I don't have the ability to answer that question right now. Defense Attorney Seth Oaken said, Thursday at Carol's, or Carl, Carol, coral, coral. I'll say Carl a court hearing in Townsend. He was denied bail. Prosecutors said Carol, quote, urinated into the ice, wiped it on a scoop, and used the scoop to mix the urine throughout the ice in the ice maker before making a thumbs up gesture to the camera. Oh yeah, wow, someone told this guy wrong, or maybe he's just a fucking crazy person, because this is absolutely crazy to do.
Unknown Speaker 28:16
He had no criminal record before this week.
Speaker 2 28:25
Oh, it says the Father. So I guess that's just how they reveal he has children. The father didn't want to talk about the 23 criminal charges and the long list well,
Unknown Speaker 28:36
because I think they, Oh, like, health code violations.
Speaker 2 28:39
Yeah, probably health code violations. It was probably it might have been like per thing too. So maybe it was like, Oh, you're getting charged for the chili. Oh, you're getting charged for the ice. And then I don't know if, like, flipping off the camera would also be a charge. Oh, yeah, probably not. He didn't want to talk about the 23 criminal charges and the long list of additional allegations that came out during the bail hearing, the state said there is more video showing Carol also contaminating a carton of orange juice, hand soap in the bathroom. Oh, someone's chapstick. Oh, no, that could be your chapstick a can of vegetables. She makes me think of your green bean.
Unknown Speaker 29:27
He filled it with piss instead of poo, water,
Speaker 2 29:31
an air conditioner vent in the fire house and a can of scented room spray in his doctor's office waiting room.
Speaker 1 29:39
Oh, piss and flowers. Oh, my God, he must be a fan. Yes, we just both pointed at each other. Oh,
Speaker 2 29:56
prosecutors claim Carol filmed himself and posted. The videos online in effort to make money selling them on subscription website. Oh, wow. Okay, interesting. Was not expected. Yeah. So I guess, I don't know if maybe they just, like, found out at the workplace, and then they, you know, found out he did it at these other like, I don't, but it sounds like it was multiple places, obviously, over a period of time, and I guess he was just trying to make content
Unknown Speaker 30:26
behind a paywall. I
Speaker 1 30:28
want to see the people that are paying for this content.
Unknown Speaker 30:34
That's weird.
Unknown Speaker 30:36
It also makes me wonder, too, if
Speaker 2 30:39
he filmed, you know, anything around that, like, you know, people scooping the ice, or the person using the chapstick or whatever. Like, I don't know, I smell it pretty quickly, but I
Speaker 1 30:54
mean, maybe if you just got like, a drop or two, it wouldn't be as obvious,
Speaker 2 31:00
terrible, gross. And, yeah, like, I know, like, orange juice, I feel like you wouldn't smell it inside of orange juice, yeah. And you'd be like, I mean, orange juice is acidy anyway, so it's not like you would notice. Ah, man. So yeah, that's a piss boy.
Speaker 1 31:17
McGee, so whenever you go back to the office. Don't leave any personal items. Like, yep, I am bringing everything I'm gonna need, bringing my own paper towels.
Unknown Speaker 31:31
Gonna put a little lock top on my drink.
Speaker 2 31:35
Oh, man, yeah, that's um, yeah. Just really, really gross.
Unknown Speaker 31:43
Another food thing I have
Speaker 2 31:47
is related to one of my favorites, raising canes.
Speaker 1 31:54
So canes combo, no coleslaw, double toast with an extra cane sauce. I know Jamie's order
Unknown Speaker 32:06
and a tea. Yes, thank you.
Unknown Speaker 32:09
I feel embarrassed. I just, I have,
Speaker 2 32:13
like, I just have a that's perfect fried chicken. I had fried chicken from somewhere else today. Oh, no, was it not good? No, it was okay. For some reason, I decided to try something a little different, and I selected them to toss it in hot honey sauce. And the hot honey sauce tasted kind of garbage, but, you know, it's like whatever. I'll just cover it in another 1000 calorie sauce and eat it. Yeah, never done my gullet. Um, but, yeah, this one, I don't have, like, a ton of details on it. It sounds like it's just like an ongoing lawsuit. Oh, no, but, um, is this gonna keep you from going the canes? No. If anything, it makes me like, the more it's not like a bad thing. But, um, yeah, so basically, in short, let me see where this is. It says Back Bay. Where is Back Bay? Okay, out of raising canes in Massachusetts. Basically, the landlord is filed a lawsuit and is trying to evict them for the chicken finger smell.
Speaker 1 33:23
Oh, what? Didn't you know that a chicken restaurant was going in there, sir, and I'm just gonna assume this is a man, right? Yeah, yes, of course it's a man. There's a chicken finger smell coming from this chicken restaurant I allowed to rant. I Why?
Unknown Speaker 33:43
Um, so
Speaker 2 33:46
some people think that it might be a scheme from the landlord. And I don't know if it's like surrounding areas or anything like that, but, um, I guess they're trying the landlord or whatever's trying to get a Panda Express there instead. That's the theory people have. But yeah, like, it's, it's kind of stupid, because it sounds like I can't find the exact dates right now, but if I remember correctly, I think they like, signed a lease for like, a year or two, which I assumed was to, like, kind of test if it would work. And then they signed another lease. That was until, like, 2037 so it's like, landlord, you fucking idiot, why do you like lease? Or why would you make a lease for, like, if you're gonna be that picky about your thing, and it's, it's just stupid, because it's like, this is what this is. The things I enjoy about laws, like all these little technicalities. It's like, well, the lease says that we have to do things to minimize the odors, but it doesn't say anything about completely eliminating chicken fingers. It. Yeah. Like, yeah, they've had work done to, like, try to help with smell stuff. They've cleaned the whole entire
Unknown Speaker 35:06
second floor above it, which, like, I don't
Speaker 2 35:11
know what the housing situation there is like, but if anyone renting an apartment above a raising King complains about the chicken finger smell like you can, you can kind of fuck straight off, unless you were there before the chicken finger restaurant that's,
Speaker 1 35:29
I can't even fathom that. And everyone knows that canes is 1000 times better than Panda Express. Yeah, it's one of the few places that I won't eat. It. It makes me feel gross every time. Yeah, I think the last time I ate there, I ate there, I got sick. So I was just like, I'm just not gonna eat here anymore. Yeah, I've been sick from Panda Express.
Speaker 2 35:46
Yeah, I haven't been sick from Taco Bell that much, and Taco Bell is what everyone says. Give you diarrhea and humble brag
Unknown Speaker 35:55
same. I haven't really had a don't have
Unknown Speaker 35:58
a problem, but Panda Express,
Unknown Speaker 36:02
I have to express that I don't like it
Unknown Speaker 36:04
that much. I have to express out
Unknown Speaker 36:06
my butt when I eat there
Unknown Speaker 36:10
via form of diarrhea.
Unknown Speaker 36:13
Oh, gosh, that is nuts.
Speaker 2 36:16
Yeah. So that's a fun and if it does turn out to be something crazy, like the hot McDonald's coffee where she, like, 20 million degree burned her vagina. Then I'm sorry, but it is just, like, it's a smell thing, so I don't think it's gonna be something like that. Yeah, and, I mean, he's the landlord. He's not having to go there very often, right? I mean, yeah, I don't think so. Like, I don't who fucking cares? Yeah, and so I don't know if there's just, like, reports from surrounding businesses or from the people that are business. I don't know if it's, it sounded like apartments, but I don't know if it's apartments or, like, office space or something above, but I don't know if those people complained or yeah, if it's just the landlord being like, Oh, I could get someone that can pay more, or some bullshit like that, which is probably why, you know, canes clocked in for a lease until 2037 good for canes, yeah, if it turns out that they support bad things, just we don't mean it. We don't mean it anymore. I can't they're not on a good the goods unite us. App, so I don't really know yet. I guess there's further, like financial research I could do, but I don't quite know yet. I'm sorry. Just life is hard. It is hard to try to be a good person. Yeah? I mean, it's just like, what was that show the good place or whatever? Oh, yeah. I mean, yeah, it's just like that. So it is so
Unknown Speaker 37:53
try your best. Fat heads,
Unknown Speaker 37:54
yes, yes.
Speaker 1 37:59
You know what we would like for you to try your best at is telling your friends about our podcast and subscribing and
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following us on Instagram.
Speaker 2 38:10
Yeah, yeah. And you know, if you listen to us somewhere, you can, like, leave comments and like, please do that. If you're on, like, YouTube, music or something, and comment on the on one, it might be hard for us to see that, because we have to go through it. I don't know how it works yet. On that,
Unknown Speaker 38:33
make it easy for us.
Unknown Speaker 38:36
Adore us in a way that's easy for us.
Speaker 2 38:42
Make it easy for me to accept, okay, no, I just want, if, if you're, if you're expecting us to read it, please don't just, please don't be angry if it takes a while, because, yeah, we just might not see it yet. So I'm sorry, um, but, but, yeah, um, and, yeah, if you're just feeling like, you know the world really sucks, and you want to maybe pitch in a little bit, I think a good place to do that might be the the ACLU. I know that they've done, like, a lot of, like, silver civil liberties stuff and everything. So to my knowledge, they're getting involved with like, you know, ice things and helping with lawyers and things in that category. So yeah, if you maybe you're looking for somewhere to donate, that could be good, yeah, and then maybe I'll try to look up some different
Speaker 1 39:40
organizations to come back with you. Come back at you next week. Yes. And if you're not in a place to donate and want to do something, you can always volunteer. Also, boycotts are really powerful. I know a lot of people are like, that's fucking stupid, but no, let's just all do it and it'll work. Yeah. Community, yes, if you community, yeah, if you work with your community and just contribute. I mean, yeah, a lot of times, even if you just
Unknown Speaker 40:08
show up to give a helping
Speaker 2 40:10
hand or just, you know, share some information about an event or something on your Instagram or whatever, like, you know, little things from a lot of people can make a big difference. So just, um, I
Unknown Speaker 40:26
don't know. I guess I'm just depressed states hang in their fat heads.
Speaker 1 40:30
Yeah, the world is a fucking, fucking a chili full of piss right now. So we're trying to take the piss out of the chili. We're doing like, you know, desalinization with ocean water, where you take the salt out. We're trying to do that with the world, but we're trying to take the piss out of the chill.
Speaker 2 40:47
Yeah, if the world was a pot of chili, we would be taking the piss out
Speaker 1 40:51
of it. Yes, we would be wearing like goggles. We'd have little like droppers, and we'd be, you know, extracting that. And we would be
Unknown Speaker 40:59
making the Forbes 30, under 30?
Unknown Speaker 41:03
Well, I mean, not anymore both
Unknown Speaker 41:04
over 30, but you know, 40 under 40,
Speaker 2 41:10
okay, yeah, thank you fat has, and thank you for being a part of our community. And, yeah, maybe we can thank you do community things one day, community and the world sucks, and we want to do Those all right, but until then, party on
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