Science is beautiful! Grab a Plan B & Twisted Tea and listen to Jamie cover Malcolm McDonald’s story (AKA Peener Arm Man). We also talk about weird toys and edible beauty products. It’s all fun and games until the Furby wakes up at night!
Science is beautiful! Grab a Plan B & Twisted Tea and listen to Jamie cover Malcolm McDonald’s story (AKA Peener Arm Man). We also talk about weird toys and edible beauty products. It’s all fun and games until the Furby wakes up at night!
Unknown Speaker 0:00
G and I went out to eat recently, and we were chatting about something, and I was laughing pretty hard, and I snorted, and a guy turned around and looked at me, not necessarily a dirty look. Sorry, I have a millisecond of joy in this fucking hellscape
Unknown Speaker 0:56
we're trying to eat our steak!
Speaker 1 1:01
Yeah, it was kind of funny. Yeah, I would have just like, uh, probably just not talked for the rest of the night. But you know what we're here to do? We're here to talk on the nervous laughter podcast. Yeah, I'm Jamie, I'm Alyssa, and sometimes I snore when I laugh, I think it's,
Unknown Speaker 1:24
I don't want to say it's cute, because
Speaker 1 1:27
that feels weird to be like this thing I do is really cute. It's kind of fun, like, if somebody else did it cool, yeah, I've been known to snort, yeah. I mean when I laugh, not, yeah, not.
Unknown Speaker 1:43
Or, yeah, not like walking around the street, just,
Speaker 1 1:47
I do snort when I see cop cars and stuff like, that's fair, yeah? I know they can't hear me, but I'm just sending that, that vital energy, yeah. Oh, speaking of bad vibes, I have some very sad news about my plan B hat. Oh, it's okay. Don't worry. Still have it. Oh, okay. But last week, when we were talking, I remember you read my hat, and you're like, oh, Plan B, only step. And I remember thinking, that's kind of strange. I didn't think that was the name of it. So before I did the podcast post last weekend, I couldn't find the hat. So I was like, well, I'll just do a picture of
Unknown Speaker 2:34
it. But then I ended up finding it,
Speaker 1 2:37
and it does say only step. And I looked that up online, and it's actually called plan b1, step, so I do not have official merch. Oh, okay. It's like, yeah, a little tricky, little tricksy little Yes. So I'm mildly disappointed by that, but I'm still gonna wear it. Yeah. I mean, it's close enough, it's near and dear to me, what
Unknown Speaker 3:07
was that picture? You sent me a picture of another plan B hat.
Speaker 1 3:10
Yeah, it was like, Plan B's and twisted T's. Oh yeah, that one too. I was thinking like Plan B's and Natty Ice PBR.
Speaker 1 3:29
Have you looked up any plan B jumpsuits? No, I need to, though. I Yeah, and I need to see if I can find any actual plan B merch, like, scour eBay. Oh yeah, sounds like to have, you know, like a clock or pins or, you know, whatever. Yeah, I feel like there's gonna be something. Because I feel like, you know, there's they always have, like a pen or something at least, like
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medications and stuff. So
Unknown Speaker 3:57
I do have a
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Narcan thing. It's like a,
Speaker 1 4:04
kind of like a little strap that has velcro so you could, like, use it for chords, keeping them together or something like that. Oh, yeah, can one of those? It's kind of cool. So you can
Unknown Speaker 4:15
keep your narcans together. Yeah, I
Speaker 1 4:19
don't even know where you can get Narcan, but I know it's good to, like, you know, just have it on you, just in case come across the situation. Yeah, but I never leave the house, so, like, I wouldn't, I don't really have a situation to be coming. I was gonna say, I wonder if, like, Costco or something has it. But, like, here's a pack of 10, but Costco does have off brand Plan B, and there's $6
Unknown Speaker 4:52
Oh, is it just like one, or is it like a pack? It's
Speaker 1 4:55
one Oh, but usually they're like, 40 or $50 Holy shit. Yeah, so when I was taking them all the time, that was like a commitment. I didn't have a Costco membership back then. Well, I mean, that was like an investment, truly an investment in yourself. It really was an investment in my future. You're right, yeah. But if you are out there taking Plan B fatheads, check the box, because if you weigh over a certain amount, you might need two, which I found out years later. And I was like, I weighed my 170 pounds at that time, so I should have been taking two. You're so lucky. I mean, I'm sure it was probably still and stuff like, what? Yes, like, I know that you pulled out and we used a condom, but exactly I'm like, what if there's just, like, one microscopic thing that happened? No, I totally feel you on that. It's just like, Yeah, it's so much you don't want it to happen that you just over. I'd rather be over, freaked out about it then, yeah, you're like, especially when it's a guy that you're like, I know you're a fucking idiot, and I hate myself. So like, why am I even here? I can't imagine you being a father to anyone. Oh God, I know it's like, you can, you can, like, date a loser and then, you know, break up and be out of your life. But if you have a kid with them, like, Oh my God, you are stuck with that guy for forever. Escape it like, God, I gotta see fucking Jared at my daughter's wedding, that piece of shit. And people are like, well, you know, whenever they're 18, it's not that. But I was like, Yeah, but then it's still like, oh, graduation, yeah, graduation. Or I have to go to like, my dad's house for whatever, and they're still gonna come up in conversation, yeah? And I feel like it would piss me the fuck off. Yeah? So, yeah. So, plan B, yeah, Plan B. Or, you know, if another option would be a penis on your arm, oh yeah, because I guess it can't ejaculate
Unknown Speaker 7:29
using such a medical term.
Speaker 1 7:33
Say something stupid, what is like the medical term for ejaculate? Yeah, that is like the proper medical term, oh, yeah, I guess I didn't say like, spoon or something like, but if, if you caught the DRock episode, we had kind of recently fat heads. I talked about the guy with the penis on his arm, and went ahead and got some kind of information together on that.
Unknown Speaker 8:05
I got my sources from men's health
Speaker 1 8:09
stuff.co and they both quote the sun a lot, so it's just like a mix of all those kind of things. Okay, so the guy name is Malcolm McDonald, a UK mechanic in his 40s. Well, may I ask one quick question, so can you refresh, or maybe you're going to land on it, but I don't remember this. Did he actually grow one on his arm? Or was he growing like extra skin to make a new one or something. It was like, his forearm. I'll kind of like go into it too. But yeah, it was on his forearm, and it was like, actually a penis, like he was born with it. No, no, no, no, it's I'll get into okay, but no, but no, yeah, they grew it on his his arm. Oh, okay. So in 2014 he had a perineum infection, which is your Gooch, yeah,
Unknown Speaker 9:09
time for the medical term, yeah.
Speaker 1 9:15
And which had led to sepsis, Oh, God. And it was so bad that his fingers and toes turned black.
Unknown Speaker 9:24
So you can only imagine the Pena region.
Speaker 2 9:26
Oh, my God, he said, When I saw my
Speaker 1 9:32
penis go black, I was beside myself. It was like a horror film. I knew deep down it was gone and I was going to lose it. Then one day, it just dropped off onto the floor.
Unknown Speaker 9:50
Oh, I just picked it up and put it in the bin.
Speaker 1 9:53
Um, I went to the hospital and they, they said the best they could do for. Me was roll the remaining stump up like a little sausage roll. It was heartbreaking. Oh, so what you any words so far? You're very taken aback. I'm taken aback just thinking about, like your dick falling on the floor,
Unknown Speaker 10:21
your accent also surprised. It
Speaker 1 10:23
was a very good surprise. Thank you. I hope it was kind of good, or whatever it was, I felt like you transformed into someone else. I've been playing a lot of Kingdom Come Deliverance lately, which is just
Speaker 2 10:37
like that in like old, old old
Speaker 1 10:42
school England. I mean, I can tell a night and shit. So I was earlier today. I was like, just trying to say, suffer from the game, just because I'm like, I need to remember what the accent is like. Okay, okay, Henry from scallops. Oh, sorry. No, no, go ahead. I was just gonna say, like, rolling it up. I'm like, I mean, I guess, yeah, he still has to be able to pee out of it, so they gotta do something.
Unknown Speaker 11:12
But yeah, I mean, I guess they would just kind of have to,
Speaker 2 11:14
like, construct what's kind of left and available.
Unknown Speaker 11:22
And I put
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reminds me of my belly button ring whenever.
Speaker 1 11:28
I mean, this is by no way like a comparison that wasn't like a piece of my body fell off, but I got my belly button pierced when I was 18 or 19, and I guess my body just didn't take it well. So it slowly, like, rejected. But I just remember when it was just hanging on by like, a thin, a thin, tiny piece of skin, and then in the morning it was just, you know, ripped out. Holy shit. I was like, really went bad, yeah, yeah. And I guess just luckily, you know, it was just a piercing, like, right there on the skin, because it just, like, you know, just pushed out, Oh, my God, whatever. But it was a, yeah, I just, that's what I thought about when he was talking about, is just knowing his penis was gonna fall off. It was just hanging on. I was like, I haven't been there.
Unknown Speaker 12:19
I've been like, 101/100
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of the way there, yeah, oh
Unknown Speaker 12:26
my gosh. He felt
Speaker 1 12:28
like his life fell apart and started to abuse alcohol. Bear, yeah, totally. It's like, Dude, there's got to be some kind of like, what's it called?
Unknown Speaker 12:41
What do they call that? That people
Speaker 1 12:45
that need medical assistance get on from the government? Oh, disability. Oh yeah, there's got to be some kind of disability for, like, losing your penis. Yeah. I mean, it might be hard to go to the bathroom, so I bet you would at least need some kind of accommodation.
Unknown Speaker 13:03
God, yeah.
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And then
Speaker 1 13:10
two years after the incident, sorry, the incident, I didn't know what else to call it. I was trying to think of a word, and then I was like, well, incident will work. We should just name that that should be the episode, title, the incident.
Unknown Speaker 13:25
Oh, did he have another incident?
Speaker 1 13:32
So, yeah, two years after the incident, he was referred to a urologist at the University College London Hospital, who was a penile reconstruction surgeon who could help for 50,000 pounds, which was 97,000 US dollars. I mean, that kind of sounds like a bargain, yeah, to get your like penis back,
Unknown Speaker 13:59
yeah? Hell yeah, yeah. I
Unknown Speaker 14:03
was thinking it would be like 200,000
Unknown Speaker 14:07
a million under Yeah, as we'll say, just under a million. We can
Speaker 1 14:10
probably charge dudes like anything, and they'd be like, okay, yeah, oh, but I guess we also have to consider this is the UK like, so if this in America, yeah, yeah, it'd probably be more around a million plus, if this was the US. So I'm just going to quote Men's Health for this next part about how the whole process,
Unknown Speaker 14:35
like, you know, for the
Speaker 2 14:37
procedure and stuff, would go and work. This was in 2016 Ralph and his team
Speaker 1 14:45
parsley removed a section of skin, blood vessels and nerves from McDonald's left arm, and it was like his forearm, so like, if you flip your arm over, yeah, and shaped it into a replacement. Ballast, wow. A urethra was then created via surgery, and two tubes and a pump were inserted which would allow the new penis to achieve mechanical erection. Oh, gosh, gotta pump my dick up. Just a second. Hold on, I gotta get all mechanical with my penis. Didn't you say he is a mechanic?
Unknown Speaker 15:26
Yeah, that's right up Sally.
Speaker 1 15:33
Once the penis was finished, the shaft was detached from the arm, allowing it to grow additional skin and tissue while dangling free, freely, the original intention was for the new penis to be surgically reattached to his groin in 2018, two years after the original procedure, there were, unfortunately, quote, various scheduling issues illness and widespread delays caused by the coronavirus pandemic. So the penis was not moved from his arm to groin until 2022
Unknown Speaker 16:09
Oh, man, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 16:12
So this was six years with a penis on his on his
Speaker 1 16:18
I wonder if he's just letting it out in the open or, well, it looked like, mostly he kind of like, would wear, like, long sleeve T shirts, okay, you know, things like that. It said he, of course, adjusted to it a bit. And to quote stuff.co a dart enthusiast, McDonald taught himself how to tuck darts into the cap his penis and arm, or, sorry, in between the gap of his penis and arm. Oh, my God. And learn to be careful in public after nearly hitting a woman in the face with
Unknown Speaker 16:53
with it at the supermarket.
Unknown Speaker 16:57
So it's just
Speaker 1 16:58
barely dangling on like, he could helicopter Dick with it, yeah, he could, like, helicopter it and, like, flip it around. It was, yeah, just kind of freely dangling, I guess, just how it would be right off of your thing. And since he had it for like, four more years than he was supposed to, I'd be like, Can we at least, like, grow it larger if I have to have it longer,
Unknown Speaker 17:23
Yeah, seriously, like,
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extended a smidge.
Speaker 1 17:30
Let me see if I think there's a picture on this website. It's a course love, you know, blurred out whenever DRock was on and you were talking about the micro painter, and he's like, I gotta google it. I was like, Yeah, I'm driving right now, but I will definitely be doing that at some point.
Unknown Speaker 17:53
Wow, that is,
Unknown Speaker 18:00
I like that one where he looks serious, yeah,
Unknown Speaker 18:03
I'm contemplating my arm dick.
Unknown Speaker 18:08
Wow, that is something.
Unknown Speaker 18:10
So there's lots of pictures of him, like, posing seriously, like,
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with his arm Dick hanging out science.
Speaker 1 18:19
Ah, yeah, it's just flopping in the wind.
Speaker 2 18:24
Science is beautiful, yes, um,
Speaker 1 18:29
and then just a little more, um, it was a nine hour surgery, and he said, um, the first thing I did was look down, and I was like, Oh, my days.
Unknown Speaker 18:42
Thank God, he's right this
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time, I don't know
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why I went Irish. Me Lucky arm.
Unknown Speaker 18:57
Can you, I guess I'll just do
Speaker 1 18:59
Irish I guess. Can you imagine six years of your life with a penis swinging on your arm? It's been a nightmare,
Unknown Speaker 19:07
but it's gone now that little bugger,
Speaker 1 19:12
I'm glad he had like, a good sense of humor about it and stuff. It seemed
Unknown Speaker 19:18
terrifying to have your body part fall off,
Speaker 1 19:22
and then you just toss it in the trash, and then you just have to
Unknown Speaker 19:29
have your little nub kind of taken care of.
Speaker 1 19:35
Oh, dude, I wonder what it was like with his co workers. I mean, if he's a mechanic, he's working with a bunch of dudes. I wonder if they sure they had a lot of fun with that gave him crazy nicknames or like,
Unknown Speaker 19:50
oh, I
Unknown Speaker 19:51
mean, Dick arm. What a great
Unknown Speaker 19:56
kind of like, Dick crash, but,
Speaker 2 19:59
but, I mean. I guess I imagine, like, he probably have, would have to, like, tape
Speaker 1 20:06
it up, cover it up. Or, I don't know if he would just, like, go out in public and just wear short sleeves and let it dangle. And if people look, he'd be like, what, it's a medical condition. Or, I wonder kind of what the legality of that is because, I mean, yeah, it is a dick.
Speaker 2 20:24
Yeah, you're kind of flashing people, but, yeah, see it like sweater. It is also, like a medical, hard thing to like,
Unknown Speaker 20:34
hide, I don't know very, um,
Speaker 1 20:38
interesting stuff. I'd like to find more about it. Or I haven't really, like, seen, well, I guess I haven't looked very insanely deep, but yeah, I'll just see if I can find some different, like, interviews with him, or something, talking about it he has a wife. Or something, he has a wife. Now I'm so happy. It didn't seem like he didn't mention, you know, he was, like, in a relationship or anything. And I can't imagine this made it easier to find, yeah, anybody I feel like after it's attached, though it could make it easier. Yeah, people would be, probably be like, I don't want to see your fucking Frankenstein dick, sure. Like that one guy that had to get it reattached after his wife cut it off.
Unknown Speaker 21:24
Babbitt ever Lorena bobbin,
Speaker 2 21:28
yeah, um, but, I mean,
Speaker 1 21:33
honestly, in some of the pictures, I guess it was like the later ones. I mean, it did look pretty long,
Unknown Speaker 21:39
so good for him. Like,
Speaker 1 21:41
maybe it, like, dangled for so long, like, gravity stretched it, or maybe he just kept playing with it, just like, pulling on it. I think that's like a toddler. I think that's called joking. It's like some weird thing, yeah, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 21:59
Like, pull on their thing and to get
Speaker 1 22:01
it longer, which I think I read a little bit about that, or, I don't know if we talked about it before, but like, they recommended, obviously, like not to do that, because you can, like, damage, yeah, oh God. Have you heard of, like, bone crushing and stuff? No. I mean, I know people will do like, mewing on all that kind of shit. But, like, the next, like, totally this escalated quickly level is like, they fucking crush their like, jaw bones or their cheekbones so they can try to reshape them or whatever.
Unknown Speaker 22:32
Oh, like, they'll just fucking, like,
Unknown Speaker 22:37
not with a medical professional, just fucking at home,
Speaker 1 22:42
and, like, I was watching something earlier this one shitty ass YouTuber watching
Unknown Speaker 22:49
drama update.
Speaker 1 22:51
But yeah, he was talking about, he, like, showed some pictures of his, like, fresh bone crushing and stuff. He was like, Yeah, I work with, like, a bunch of like, older people that are, like, 60 and stuff, and I have to explain to them what bone crushing is, and they just don't get it, and they just think it's stupid. It's like,
Speaker 2 23:07
That is stupid. What Jesus Christ?
Unknown Speaker 23:12
Ah. I remember a while back when I had tick tock,
Speaker 1 23:19
there was kind of a thing going around where kids were like, oh, like, If your teeth are kind of weird, you can just file them down with them nail file. I have that on my list of stuff to talk about on the podcast, but we can talk about it now. I don't have
Unknown Speaker 23:33
anything written up, but,
Speaker 1 23:34
like, you really know much about it, but yeah, people were like, Oh, that's a good way to get, like, nerve damage, like cold sensitivity, and yeah,
Speaker 2 23:46
yeah, I've seen so much of those. I think it was like
Unknown Speaker 23:52
2014 that it
Speaker 1 23:53
happened maybe not that long ago. But I remember it being like way longer ago than I thought, because I thought it was just like two years ago. But okay, four, six or something, times it's probably come back, yeah. But like, oh yeah. I just, I can't imagine, because she's just like, Yeah, my teeth aren't, like, straight. I have the ridges. It's like, you want the ridges? And then it just, do you want to fucking eat food properly? Yeah? And I she, like, came back on and was like, Yeah, my teeth are, like, really fucked up forever. Now don't do this, like,
Unknown Speaker 24:29
and I mean, all the,
Speaker 1 24:31
like, dental work and stuff people have gotten done too, like, the veneers that have been like, going around, oh, my God, I'll have to do like a write up on that, because, yeah, I have that on my list of stuff I want to just kind of collect information on and talk about, because it's just like, Oh, God, I hate it. I feel so bad for some of those people. But damn,
Unknown Speaker 24:54
honestly, I don't like
Speaker 1 24:58
unless you're I'm. Mean, I feel like, if you actually have dental issues, I feel like implants are more the way to go than veneers. Yeah, true, because these people don't actually have issues. They're just like, I just want it for lighter or, like, whatever teeth, yeah, like, yeah, you have to shave your fucking teeth into like, little shark teeth to get the veneers to fit like it reminds me of like the grandma in the wheelchair in a SpongeBob with a chocolate episode. I always think of that when I think of the teeth grinding down. Yeah, my sister sent me a picture of hers, and she had to have a I think it was like a few days before they could put the things on. They didn't do it immediately, I don't think, but, yeah, she sent me pictures of hers. It was like, Ah, she she actually has, like a medical thing. It wasn't like a cosmetic choice, like she has a autoimmune thing where her, one of the things, like her enamel, her saliva, kind of eats the enamel off her teeth, so I want to get those replaced.
Unknown Speaker 26:07
And speaking
Unknown Speaker 26:08
of scary stuff in my sister, I have some doll things to talk about.
Speaker 1 26:13
I was catching up on the nightmare signal podcast Alyssa podcast with D rock, and they were talking about some doll stuff, just like creepy, you know, dolls, and it reminded
Unknown Speaker 26:27
me of some doll things from my childhood. Oh, nice.
Speaker 1 26:33
So first off, we've talked before about how, you know you have a thing that your grandparent bias for you to collect? Oh, well, my sisters was these, like China dolls or whatever, or porcelain dolls, and we shared a room, and we had a bunk bed, and so they were like, at level. They're on top of the shelf. That was like the at level with the top bunk. So I would try to be nice to them before I went to bed and stuff. And just like, roll the other way when I'm trying to sleep, it's just like, Oh, scary. It was fucking terrifying. You're like, can I bring you anything?
Unknown Speaker 27:17
Yeah, oh yeah. Do you want me to
Speaker 1 27:19
brush your hair before I go to bed, just like I didn't do anything bad today, scary. And before that, we had
Speaker 2 27:31
a giant, like troll doll. It was like a big stuffed one, but the head was hard,
Speaker 1 27:38
and that thing was fucking terrifying. I'm pretty sure my oldest sister would move it around to different places to mess with us, because I remember it being in different spots and like, no one knowing, like, who moved it? Obviously, in hindsight, it's like,
Unknown Speaker 27:53
I don't know siblings. And then last off,
Speaker 1 28:01
do you remember? Okay, you know, downy, a fabric softener. Do you remember? Yeah, Snuggles. I used to be fucking terrified of that little fucker was, like, creepy just, I guess the way he just moved in the commercials was so, like, uncanny, I can say that for sure, just
Unknown Speaker 28:23
not, right.
Speaker 1 28:27
But yeah, sometimes my my sisters used to scare me with that. And I remember one time my sister was just like, oh, it's I'm snuggles or whatever. And then she grabbed my foot on the top.
Unknown Speaker 28:40
But it's funny, because obviously, as an adult, I'm not, I'm proud to announce
Unknown Speaker 28:46
I'm no longer scared Snuggles.
Speaker 1 28:51
But my sister did give me a bear that's pretty much Snuggles. She got it off of like a Mardi Gras float or whatever. But yeah, so yeah, that was just my little doll stuff. Tangent. Oh man, yeah, dolls definitely creepy. We didn't have any that were creepy, but I remember, like, going over to older relatives house, houses and stuff. And you know, either, like, they have their kids old dolls or have like, weird, creepy collector dolls, and you're like, What the fuck is that?
Unknown Speaker 29:27
Yeah, like, just put it in the attic, please. Yeah.
Speaker 1 29:33
Did you ever have a Furby? No, I always wanted one, but I know people would get kind of creeped out by it, because I think they said it would like, repeat stuff you said or
Unknown Speaker 29:43
something. I
Speaker 1 29:48
can't remember if the original Furby, like, learned stuff or not, but yeah, my sister had one, and sometimes it would just like, turn on that. Couple of the night, and I actually got one recently. I've been waiting for her to come over, and then I'm just gonna, like, activate it, dude, yeah, you should just, like, put it up on a shelf somewhere so she doesn't see it
Unknown Speaker 30:16
and just hears it.
Speaker 1 30:19
Um, I think, I don't know if they all do it, but it's like, when you put them together, they just, oh, yeah, don't, kind of talk up or something. Um, have you seen like, the weird Furby art some people will make, I love, I love and hate it because it's, like, creepy. But like, I feel like, if I met the person that made it, it might make me feel better. Maybe not. I don't know. It just makes me some of some of them make me think of like shea St John kind of stuff. And that really creeped me out when I was little. What's that? It's like a so it was just like a carrot, like a character YouTube channel, and it was supposed to be of like a model. And I think the story was she like, burned in a fire or something. So she like, you know, doesn't like how she looks anymore, so she has like, this weird mask, and just this weird, like,
Unknown Speaker 31:15
way she does stuff.
Speaker 1 31:17
And all the edits are weird and, Oh, interesting. Like, I remember ones like, she's in like, a bunch of trash out in the backyard or something, and she's just, like, it's a baby bottle trash, blah, blah or something. I can't remember, but that's like, all she says the whole video. And it just creeps me. Really creeped me out when I was little, there was like, a handful of creepy YouTubes
Speaker 2 31:38
that I watched suddenly, YouTube, a YouTube, you know, back when there weren't that many channels, yeah,
Speaker 1 31:51
yeah, I kind of want to get one of those weird Furby things one day, or maybe I'll just say, yeah, you can make one, yeah. I saw one that was like a snake, like it had a really long body. Yeah, I've seen that one. And the one that they made like a robot dog, or whatever, that one, that one, was really creepy.
Unknown Speaker 32:13
It takes the uncannyness to a whole
Unknown Speaker 32:16
other level. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 32:18
I didn't have any of those, but my sister had one of those, those little dogs, like, the dogs,
Unknown Speaker 32:25
like, I think it was called, like, a poo chi,
Speaker 1 32:28
yeah, or something, right, yeah? And had, like, a little bone, you could put it and it would just be like,
Unknown Speaker 32:35
Yeah. Those things were, those things were cute.
Speaker 1 32:40
Old toys are the best now. They're kind of weird, like my friend's daughter has a modern Furby, and just the magic's not there anymore. It's kind of,
Unknown Speaker 32:53
I don't know, there seems to be, like, a lot of, like, elaborate, like,
Speaker 1 32:58
opening and reveal things to Well, I mean, I guess we have, like, easy bacon, you know, all those Play Doh things, but it's like you have a cauldron and it does all this magical stuff to do this one time, yeah, reveal of your toy, or something like Hatchimals and shit. Yeah. It's like, I'm gonna be a little bit of a whiner, but this is, like, it's so much extra waste. No, I totally agree that it's like, Okay, we're gonna use this really heavy duty plastic thing that has no other use, and we're gonna use it one time, and then it'll be on the
Unknown Speaker 33:35
earth forever.
Speaker 1 33:36
Yeah, hooray, yay. Everything's so cool, at least, like, you know, with like, people can still use Polly Pockets and things like that today. And you know,
Speaker 2 33:51
did you ever have one? Yes, did you chew on them?
Speaker 1 33:55
No, I feel like I always get just memes and stuff that are, like, talking about chewing on Polly Pockets. I definitely think I did chew on some different toys. I remember, like, eating, uh, you remember, like, the lip smackers, chapstick, oh yeah, we're eating, hell yeah, eating that Dr Pepper and all the good flavors.
Speaker 2 34:19
I mean, the whole packaging, everything just says, Eat me like a tube of candy.
Speaker 1 34:25
Well, there is the Jessica Simpson line. Do you remember that? Oh, yes, like, edible lotion.
Speaker 2 34:33
Yeah, fuck. What was that called? Was it called, like, cupcake or something? I don't remember. Oh, it was just called dessert.
Unknown Speaker 34:44
Man, that's I feel
Speaker 1 34:45
like I need to, like, dig into some Jessica Simpson, cringe, too. Oh yeah, I don't know. I just remember I used to watch, like, newlyweds and stuff like that.
Unknown Speaker 34:55
Yeah, for
Speaker 1 34:57
a while I kept seeing DVD box. Because that's a bad at the thrift store, and I should have bought it. Yeah, you should have bought that. Oh, and by the way, if you ever come across, like, America's Next Top Model, please show yeah, buy it for me, and I will, absolutely,
Unknown Speaker 35:14
I'll pay you back more than
Speaker 1 35:16
what it's worth. Give you whatever you want. I just man, to see some like, like, uncut stuff from there, like extra Tyro, like input would be fucking phenomenal, Yeah, cuz it may only exist on DVD now. I mean, yeah, I'll be on the lookout for sure. No one's in a rush to put that on the internet. I don't think, yeah,
Unknown Speaker 35:40
um, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 35:41
Which, by the way, I did see something recently. It
Speaker 1 35:45
was like a Tyra interview, radio interview. She was saying something about, like, uh, because, you know, she was talking about people saying she's cringe. She was like, cringe is just imagination, like on steroids, or, you know,
Unknown Speaker 35:59
unreleased, or whatever. It's like, Bitch, that's
Unknown Speaker 36:01
not what we're talking about.
Unknown Speaker 36:03
I'm just shaking my head.
Unknown Speaker 36:07
Come on, Tyra girl,
Unknown Speaker 36:12
it's hot ice cream.
Speaker 1 36:13
It's a like to dislike. Like, I'm not gonna lie, if I went to Australia, I would definitely go to smiles and get some ice cream. We get some hot, hot ice cream or whatever. I probably would. I mean, I would, because I would need to be like, Jamie, look, I'm smart. You. I would have to live through you, yeah, like, I gotta get you some merch. And then Tyra would be like, Oh, Jamie's in the country. I need to go see her while she's at my ice cream shop. And I'll be like, Oh, my God, is Tyra. And then I'll get a picture with her, and then later, I'll be like, it's cool. I got a picture with her. But I also there's lots of things I dislike about her.
Unknown Speaker 36:54
It's a, it's a really
Unknown Speaker 36:55
like dislike kind of thing with her. I
Speaker 2 37:03
Yeah, yeah, she's lots of problems caused by her. Yeah, she's something else.
Unknown Speaker 37:13
Well, you know
Speaker 1 37:14
what else is problematic is not following us on Instagram or not sending us an email, or not telling your friends about the Yes, so, like, maybe you listen to us on something and you're not following or subscribed on there, that's also kind of a crime. It is, or, you know, it's okay, not a crime, but it's kind of a gray space, like a penis on your arm at a grocery store. It's, yeah, it's exactly like that. It's pretty directude. If you ask me, yes, drucatude, it does not make me smiles. If you don't follow us exactly, just smile with your eyes. If you've forgotten, yeah, don't be
Unknown Speaker 38:01
dragatude. Don't follow us
Unknown Speaker 38:04
and check out the pictures that
Speaker 1 38:09
we'll put on Instagram for this episode. Yes, and we have a fun Valentine's Day thing coming next week. Yes, if you have any Valentine's Day cringe, feel free to send it to us. Yeah, like when you hear this, because I think we're going to be recording the day this comes out, so, yeah, or you know, if you're listening to this, like six months from now, just send it anyway. We'll read it right away or save it for about, you know, the next Valentine's episode.
Unknown Speaker 38:46
Yes, but yeah, we like to get stuff, and
Unknown Speaker 38:53
we also like to party on,
party on