Nervous Laughter Podcast

Episode 149: Plan B Jumpsuit

Episode Summary

Welcome back Alyssa! We’re chatting about the live Dracula coming out, a little hot dog talk, SPICE Girls and more! In memory of sweet little Olive 🤍R.I.P. brave little lady

Episode Notes

Welcome back Alyssa! We’re chatting about the live Dracula coming out, a little hot dog talk, SPICE Girls and more! 

Book recommendation - Raw Dog: The Naked Truth About Hot Dogs by Jamie Loftus

In memory of sweet little Olive 🤍R.I.P. brave little lady

Episode Transcription

Speaker 1  0:00  

I was at a sketch rehearsal recently, and then there were just, like, one sketch that was just, um, it had like, four, yeah, four women in it. And, um, I don't know why, but I was just like, um, yeah, I could read them all or whatever, or, like, dare me to or whatever. I don't know how it came up, but yeah, so I just read each character. 

 

Unknown Speaker  0:40  

did you do different voices?

 

Speaker 1  0:52  

I can't remember exactly the voices, but I would just felt on the spot, and I was like, oh shit, I'm doing this. And then I just did whatever kind of came to mind. Welcome to nervous laughter podcast. Welcome. I'm Jamie. I'm Alyssa, and we're here to talk about the reverse. Hi. This is George,

 

Unknown Speaker  1:16  

yeah. Oh, speaking of George,

 

Speaker 1  1:21  

you said something the other day or not other day on a previous episode. You were, like, asking if I do it. And I was like, I don't think so, but I did it yesterday. What's that? It was, um, saying, just like, giving people made up names or whatever. Yeah, when did you do it was like, yesterday or the day before yesterday. We're saying hey to our neighbor, because he was just like, outside, and then we kind of got stuck in conversation for a minute, and then we went inside. I was like, Brandon, what's his name, or whatever? And he was like, I don't know. And I was like, fuck. I was like, I don't know. I'll just say he's like, Roy or whatever. And he was like, Don't do that. And I was like, Oh, shit, that's what George Oh, my God, okay, it's funny that you say that because I thought you meant, like, coming up with a fake name for yourself for whatever reason. Oh, is that what you meant for him? No, no, no. But we had talked about, like, both of those things, so for whatever reason, I was like, Maybe she thought that George made up a fake name for himself, but it was me that did it. But yes, oh, okay, sorry, no, no, no, I thought you meant at first that you told your neighbor a different name for yourself. And I was like, how are you gonna remember the Yeah, no, I could. Yeah, no, I I'm such a bad liar anyway, that if I did tell him a different name, my mouth would just be like, like, I do this weird, like, smile frowning, like, thing when I when I lie. So like, yeah, it would just be really bad your neighbor, Roy, oh, you know what you could do. You could go on a W CAD the records thing and like, oh yeah. See who owns it. Hopefully they're not renting Oh, yeah.

 

Unknown Speaker  3:05  

But speaking of

 

Speaker 1  3:07  

one woman performances, Alyssa, like I did in rehearsal. Have you heard about the Cynthia and Revo Dracula? Yes, I can't wait. Yeah. I figured you probably had heard of it, but I felt like we had a proud about oh yeah, podcast a little so I just made a few bullet points. It's gonna be like February through May. Oh, okay, so coming up, yes, very soon it was like way in the future. I didn't do any reading about them. Well, yeah, I just went ahead and hopped on the website and just kind of poked around a little bit. Yeah, it's gonna be at the Noel Coward coward theater. That might be a typo on my end, but yeah, it's in like England, or just not America. I'm pretty sure, February 4 through May 30, is a one woman show that will quote, have, quote, live video, pre recorded film and a Herculean live act in the genre, defying cine theater style. So many buzz words, yeah.

 

Unknown Speaker  4:22  

Um, but she'll be be playing 23 characters.

 

Unknown Speaker  4:27  

Um, I don't know if she'll

 

Speaker 1  4:29  

just be playing like one character on stage, and everything else will be like pre recorded, but I just love to imagine that, like, oh my god, switching between like five or like 10 different characters. Yeah, I never thought about like, recording stuff for a one woman show. I pictured it like that, where she's just, like, putting on a hat and then saying something, and then, like, changing her the voice and the accent, or whatever. Dude, I want to do a one woman show now, yes, God, that would be so cool. We should write, like, a five minute one for. The Hey,

 

Unknown Speaker  5:07  

we'll call it mine period,

 

Unknown Speaker  5:11  

yes, um,

 

Speaker 1  5:15  

the show will be an hour and 50 minutes with no intermission. Oh, okay, which, yeah, which, I which, I was thinking her switching between, like, you know, 20 different characters is like, holy shit. That would be crazy to sit through and for her to do. But, um, and also, like, I went to the website, and it's funny because they have like, you know, the poster of the show up. And it's just funny because it's so like naming. So of course, there's like, a bunch of names listed up top with, like, who's involved, and it says Cynthia in Revo Dracula by Brahm stroker, a new adapt, adaptation, written and directed by Kip Williams, which is just funny, because I feel like, you know, yeah. And like, in five years, it's gonna be like the best Strong's version of Cynthia and Rivo Dracula by Brahm stroker, adapted by Kip Williams, re adapted by Josh Stroud, or some shit like, Oh no. I just thought it was, kind of funny. Uh, yeah, that's, that's all I've really, like, found out about it. I was hoping I might find something like, really, like, super cringy or whatever. But there's not, not really. We just have to wait and see how it comes out. I'm excited. Yeah, the guy that's producing it, Kip Williams, or whatever, his name's, his name's somewhere in the poster, whoever's doing it? Um, yeah, I guess that sounds like he's done really good stuff in the past. So people, some people, seem really stoked for this, though. Okay, well, we'll be here to report on that. Yes, yes. Very excited. You know what I thought is like since her and Ariana Grande are so in love. Maybe she's in it too, and Cynthia's just like, we are one woman together. I just imagine her just like playing some of the characters. And they just try to play it off as Cynthia, like, dude, like her. It's like Tropic Thunder, like she's playing, oh yeah, playing Cynthia, playing the role. Oh, my gosh. Oh, well, I'm back, everyone, if you didn't notice yet, yeah, we lost my little olive very sad, very sad. But thank you, Jamie and DRock for filling in. Of course, of course, had a little, I was gonna say nice little break, but I mean everything below, so it wasn't nice. Yeah, the world is falling down around us. But, um, it was my birthday, Yeah, yesterday, from when we're recording this so and I have a birthday gift for you. It's just a little something. I didn't wrap it, but I kept it in the bubble wrap.

 

Unknown Speaker  8:16  

Oh, is it VHS?

 

Unknown Speaker  8:18  

Yes. Oh, my God. Oh my god,

 

Speaker 1  8:23  

oh my gosh. Thank you so much. Yes. Oh, wonderful condition. She got me a Flowers in the Attic. VHS, that looks like brand new. Hell, yeah. Oh my god. It looks like, if you just took the plastic off, like it looks great. Yeah. I just got it from Ebay. I didn't take it out of the bubble wrap because I didn't want to. I don't know, I was scared to touch it

 

Unknown Speaker  8:46  

for some reason. Thank you so much. How wonderful.

 

Speaker 1  8:50  

Alyssa loves VC, Andrew and physical media. I was look, I was trying to find, like, a DVD, because I was like, if I could find something that had, like, you know, like the director's cuts and original, oh yeah, whatever features and shit like that. I do have the DVDs. Okay, cool, cool. Yeah, no, I've, I've been collecting VHS a little bit more too, just because I don't know why not. Yeah, yeah. I just, I felt like that was, like the natural next step for you. So, oh, yeah,

 

Unknown Speaker  9:21  

well, you were correct.

 

Speaker 1  9:25  

I did get a birthday gift for myself at this thing I went to last night, they had vendors. I love your purse. It's got a bunch of kitties. It's like, Kitty Christmas, yeah. My mom gave me this when I was, like, 20, and I was like, oh, it's kind of old lady. But I kept it now I'm like, This is my favorite purse that I have. Hell, yeah, yeah. I could see me like, you know, 10 years ago being like, ah, yeah. But now I love it. I haven't switched it out, but, yeah, check this out. Oh.

 

Unknown Speaker  10:00  

Oh, what? Plan B only stuff?

 

Speaker 1  10:03  

Yeah, I got a plan B hat. Very beautiful. I had been eyeballing it, and I went and looked, and there wasn't a price on it, and the owner of the booth was talking to somebody else. So I was like, I'll come back, and if it's $20 or less, I'll get it. And it was and as I was going up to buy it, this other guy was coming to get it. I was like, Nah, yeah, and it fits your head too. I know it sounds insulting, but it's like, I actually, I loosened it a little too much. Yeah.

 

Unknown Speaker  10:36  

It looked like it was gonna flop off there. Yeah.

 

Speaker 1  10:40  

But Plan B is near and dear to me as a bitch that has never really wanted kids and having anxiety like I feel like in the past, when I was dating and whatnot, if I just, like, had a bad vibe from a guy, I'd just be like, I'm gonna take a Plan B, just sing. We didn't even do anything, like we just kissed, but, yeah, we just, like, looked at each other. But I'm like, Oh, let me just make sure. So yeah, I've had that on my list to talk about on the podcast, because I don't know if anybody else was like that, probably not, because it's really psychotic, but I was just like, always taking Plan B's just in case. No, I mean, might as well. That should have been my sign that I didn't want kids. But I was like, well, it's just because, like, you know, it's not the person I'm gonna settle down with or whatever, but they're gross, yeah, but now I'm like, oh yeah. I've just, like, always not really wanted to do that, but yeah, so I feel like you need like, a

 

Unknown Speaker  11:53  

full, like jumpsuit. Now,

 

Speaker 1  11:57  

I think the next thing I want to start collecting is, like, pharmaceutical shit like this. Oh, cool, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like you and DRock are talking about the Viagra commercials. I would love to have some Viagra merch, dude. I whenever I was getting some of the pictures for that, watching some of those smiling Bob or happy Bob is what they think his name is. I was just like, damn, this shit was just like, so gross. Can't believe, like, I don't know, just unlock so many memories. Was just like, wow. And I'm just like, oh, this is, like, lovely childhood memories for me. Like, what mad men couldn't get boners, so I have these memories, oh, in which Brandon brought it up too. He was like, yeah. A lot of people thought that was for like, male enhancement, but it was for, you know, like, boners. And I was like, Oh, shit. I thought it was for male enhancement. I think mainly because when all the women were, like, sitting on his lap, and they were like, Oh, I guess I just assumed it was a large package. Versus like, that makes sense. Because I was like, who's just gonna, like, have a boner at a Christmas party and people are gonna be like, Oh yeah, boner time.

 

Unknown Speaker  13:10  

Yeah, that is fucking unhinged.

 

Speaker 1  13:15  

Think about if that happened now it would be like, you're getting kicked out of the party, sir. Well that's kind of like fired, kind of like D rocks,

 

Unknown Speaker  13:26  

taking the box Christmas party almost.

 

Speaker 1  13:31  

Yeah, hell yeah. But one other thing with my birthday, so the night before I went to the movies and I saw the 1980 Dolly Parton classic, nine to five, again, I have not seen that. I highly recommend it. Yeah, at one point, Dolly Parton's talking about how she'd be willing to shoot a cop. So it's pretty. Oh, nice. Nice, yeah, but, um, I went with my friend Matt, and we're at Alamo, and we're looking at the menu, and he's like, I think I'm gonna get this chili dog. Like, it looks really good. And I was like, You know what? I think I'll get a chili dog too. So I did dog, and that was my last meal as a 37 year old was a chili dog. Oh no, that's actually pretty nice to go out on. Yeah. And then I realized that I just love data, and so now I feel like I want to just start like, documenting what my like first and last meals were my ages. I don't know that's kind of cool. Like, I feel like maybe you could, like, do something with that. I don't know, maybe after collecting them for a while, you can just have like, a month or something of your first and last meals or something. Yeah, through the ages. Oh, yeah. But when we were talking about hot dogs. Dogs. He told me about a book that I started, and I thought I would recommend the fat heads. It's by Jamie Loftus, which she's a comedian. I hadn't heard of her, but it's called raw dog, the naked truth about hot dogs, nice. It's her, like, going cross country and eating different hot dogs and, like, talking to people and stuff. So, oh, nice, nice. Cool, cool. Yeah, it's fun so far. So is it an audio book? Yeah? Okay. Cool, cool, cool, cool, yeah. So I'll probably have some more fun hot dog facts for us. Nice, nice. I think, um, if I remember, I have to check, but I think I have a picture, an old picture of me stabbing, trying to stab apart some old, not old, some frozen hot dogs. Let me, let me see, were you an adult or child? It's funny enough, I was a child, but funny enough, it was in a album called blast of my teens. So it was like, the like, yeah, no, like, the last week I of mine being 19, or whatever, see, so it kind

 

Unknown Speaker  16:13  

of reminded me of the game,

 

Speaker 1  16:16  

let me see, Oh, damn it, the hot dogs aren't in the picture. But that's what I was doing, for sure. I was just, you can't really see. It's like, you know, Facebook my space, sort of like, prop angle or whatever. Yeah, we should just put, like, a bunch of hot dog emojis next to each other. Yes, I feel like I have the picture of like the hot dogs somewhere, somewhere on Facebook, though, if I can share this picture, and if I find the hot dogs, I'll, I'll share that.

 

Unknown Speaker  16:53  

Too Perfect. Do you remember what brand

 

Speaker 1  16:57  

since it was? I remember it being a very large quantity of frozen hot dogs. So that makes me think it was like, Yeah, Sam's Club or something. You know, which hot dogs I always thought were kind of gross. Were the bar s ones? Which are, like, the cheapest ones? Oh, yeah. I think we used to get those ones, yeah.

 

Unknown Speaker  17:19  

Like when you would boil them, the water would get pink.

 

Speaker 1  17:23  

Oh, we always just microwaved our hot dogs. Oh, so, yeah, I don't know, I

 

Unknown Speaker  17:31  

don't know different styles.

 

Speaker 1  17:35  

Oh, Jamie made me a lovely Dorito pie, by the way. Yeah, how did you like our version. It was so good. The chips on the bottom were so crisp. How did you do? I don't know. Maybe it's just because the um, the it's the hamburger and then the sauce, so maybe it kind of creates a protective layer. Yeah. It was very good. Yeah. She dropped it off on my doorstep, and I was a surprise. It was, it was great, yeah. And I feel like it's less complicated than your recipe, because I think yours has, like an onion, yeah? And this one just like, doesn't? I was like, Oh, I think this is just like yours, but with like less things in it. So it was really good. Of course, I ate a shameful amount of it the first night. Man, God, anytime I make it, I probably eat like, a good third of the pan, yeah, like, oh, so I

 

Unknown Speaker  18:35  

can only have it every once in

 

Unknown Speaker  18:37  

a while, because, yeah, good stuff.

 

Speaker 1  18:43  

Speaking of good stuff, there's been some good stuff recently on the internet about Victoria Beckham. I think you've kind of maybe,

 

Unknown Speaker  18:52  

maybe have seen some of it.

 

Speaker 1  18:55  

Know, if I have, well, I think I saw one where her husband was calling her out for something, but that's all I've seen. I haven't. So I guess I have to admit I didn't like deep dive in it, because, like, her son, like, did a Instagram story or whatever, and all this shit. But I didn't like, see all the stuff, but they I just have a little summary from people here, and it's on my work laptop, because, for some reason I can't not working on like my other stuff. So thank you work.

 

Unknown Speaker  19:27  

You're gonna get called into a meeting like

 

Unknown Speaker  19:31  

reading about Victoria back

 

Speaker 1  19:32  

home looking at a past Spice Girl on the work computer. She's my favorite one. Okay, no, um, so most of the stuff I've seen is pertaining to, like Victoria Beckham at her son's wedding. Oh, yeah, I don't know about any of this. I'm excited, yeah. So it's not like a plethora of stuff. I guess she was just kind of just being a. Inappropriate and kind of stealing the limelight and kind of things like that a little bit. So here's just like, some bullet points before we kind of get into it.

 

Unknown Speaker  20:11  

This is why you're a bitch.

 

Unknown Speaker  20:16  

Brooklyn and Nicole, I got married in 2022

 

Speaker 1  20:21  

they renewed their vows recently, though, so I guess that might be why a lot of this stuff was coming up. So one of the biggest things that's been talked about on the is like, I guess this is just, this could be like, it, but, um, yeah, I guess she was dancing with her son kind of inappropriately and stuff. And everyone's like, Oh, I need to see the video. And I guess they released like a statement that they don't want anyone to have access, like, see the video, and they're the only ones that have access to it. They said it's an extremely embarrassing moment for them, and it would not be good for Brooklyn's mental health to see this circulating online. What the fuck were they doing? I know that's why it's like, weird. Um, I don't know who the it's the insider ads. I don't know who the insider was. Um, it's one of the most humiliating, humiliating moments of his life, and he doesn't want it to be seen by the world. So it's like, what the fuck like took place at that wedding. I mean, like, I, I want to respect their wishes, but at the same time, I'm, like, I have to find that video. Right, right? Uh, yeah. Unfortunately, only they have the video. I assume that with the celebrity status, they're probably strict on, like, who could have, like, phones and stuff there? So they probably have, like, a videographer, and so maybe it was just, like, word of mouth that she was dancing. Weird. Is that how people found out? Yeah, because guests at the wedding started, you know, talking about it. Because, like, the Son, I think that's what his story was about. Was about his mom, like being embarrassing at the wedding and stuff, and then other guests started coming out. And yeah, people, I guess people will People Magazine, the website, was able to talk to some people. It says, on Monday, January 19, Brooklyn, claimed via social media quote, my mom was waiting.

 

Unknown Speaker  22:23  

I wasn't expecting the accident.

 

Speaker 1  22:29  

My mom was I don't know why I can't do the accident right now. My mom was waiting to dance with me. She danced very inappropriately on me in front of everyone. No, on me, yeah, I've never felt more uncomfortable or humiliated in my life. What he also added, his family told him Nicola was, quote, not blood and quote, not family, which is like, so does that say if he's estranged from them? Yeah, like, towards the end of the article, it says, he says, I do not want to reconcile with my family. What did she, like, give him a lap dance or something like, What kind of dance would be that? Like, I'm just, like, does she use him as a stripper pole or something like, what the fuck happened? Yeah. And people previously reported in May 2025 that a source exclusively said that Victoria left Nicola quote in tears after quote, ruining, unquote, the model's first dance with her husband at their wedding. Whoa, yeah. So I guess it wasn't just any dance, it was the their first dance. Gotta find that video. Yeah, I know, right. Like, it makes me wonder, like, were they dancing? And then she just came up and, like, broke it up, or, like, and gave him, yeah? Like, what the hell. Um. And also uh, quote, Mark Anthony, who is a friend of the Beckhams, offered to perform as a gift at the wedding. The source told people at the time, adding that Brooklyn and Nicola planned to have their first dance to a specific song of his before the song began. Whoa began. Before the song began, Mark Anthony asked Brooklyn to come to the stage and then announced the most beautiful woman in the room tonight, come on up, Victoria Beckham.

 

Unknown Speaker  24:31  

What? Yeah. It

 

Speaker 1  24:35  

was such a jaw dropping moment that it left the whole room in absolute shock. You could hear a pin drop. A second source told people it was also claimed that Nicole allegedly, quote, felt that Victoria ruined her wedding and couldn't understand why. So So, yeah, I don't know if they've always had beef with a girl or if it was just because, like, they got married, but it's. Sounds like the this wedding kind of was what really kind of, like, started, you know, drove the the wedge between their family. Because, yeah, the sons, like, they're always trying to just, like, embarrass us and ruin our relationship. Like, I don't get it. That's what happens when you get sexy with your son. I guess, yeah, I guess he should have married in the family, because they were like, she's not family, she's not blood. It's like society, the movie society, yeah, the world society. I don't know. The President of the United States said that if he Ivanka wasn't his daughter, he'd be dating her so that they had sex in common. So who fucking knows?

 

Unknown Speaker  25:47  

I can't. I can't.

 

Speaker 1  25:50  

Yeah, I would like to see more of the Epstein files, though, but yeah, now they're like, actually, we don't have to release them.

 

Unknown Speaker  25:59  

Yeah. Oh, we gave you guys some stuff. Okay,

 

Speaker 1  26:04  

so the thing that I saw about Victoria Beckham, she was telling a story for some interview, saying, and she was like, Yeah, my dad, you know, we're just, like, working class people, you know, and David comes around the corner because they're in their house, and he's like, What kind of car did your dad have? And she's like, just drop it. And he's like, No, really. And she's like, Rolls Royce, oh my God. Wow. Okay, yeah, there's probably a lot more. Victoria Beckham cringe. I need to dig up. They must have a really good PR team, because I feel like I don't really like see anything about her. Yeah, now I'm curious. Yeah, it sounds like they've have a life of cringe to uncover. But who was, like, your favorite Spice Girl? So definitely Jerry number one, very sexy spice, or Oh, Ginger. Ginger. Oh, okay, okay, okay, she was ginger or sexy. I think she started out as sexy spice, but then they were like, We gotta tame it down. It'll be ginger. Ah, yes, because I still got a kick to it. I had like, a bunch of those, like, unauthorized biographies that you would get at the book fair, and like, oh, they would say, like, sexy spice. But then, like, gradually she turned to ginger. Ah, okay, I never knew that. Yeah. So I would say, if we're gonna do a little ranking, Ginger's at the top. Back then it was baby, but now I would probably put her closer to the bottom, because she's just like, I'm a sexy baby, yeah. But back then it was baby, and then I probably would have put posh, Victoria Beckham there, and then, like, scary and then sporty, because I feel like I have the least in common with them. But now my order would be different.

 

Unknown Speaker  28:16  

What would your order now be?

 

Unknown Speaker  28:18  

Still ginger,

 

Unknown Speaker  28:21  

probably scary, sporty,

 

Speaker 1  28:29  

posh and then baby, because the sexy baby thing is, yeah, yeah, not good, yeah. It doesn't translate to modern times at all. No, I agree. Yeah. I think mine was ranking, I don't know if it would have been baby or sporty for me. At top, probably Baby, Baby spice, sporty, scary, posh, and then ginger last, I kind of like never really drifted towards the sexy, sassy character stuff. I was like, when I grow up, I'm gonna be sexy and sassy. I was just like, I'm gonna read books. And then I did for a little bit. And then

 

Unknown Speaker  29:15  

then, actually,

 

Speaker 1  29:18  

posh might have been ranked higher for me, then it might have been like, Baby, posh, sporty, scary ginger. Yeah, I think probably like that. I think now would probably be kind of like, more similar to to you, maybe like with baby at the bottom, because the

 

Unknown Speaker  29:39  

sexy baby thing is weird.

 

Speaker 1  29:44  

Then, okay, so let me do it for top I guess I think I would probably do sporty. Oh, top sporty. Scary.

 

Unknown Speaker  29:58  

Ginger. I. A posh baby, yeah, okay, yes.

 

Speaker 1  30:02  

Okay, glad we have that established. In case anyone was wondering. It feels so hard to, like, remember it in my head, like, wait, wait, wait, did I say that one? Yeah, I have a couple, like, little Spice Girls, things that I just thought of. I think I've talked about this one before, but you know the song to become one? Yes, my friend thought that that meant, like making a baby, not like fucking, which I guess, like,

 

Unknown Speaker  30:33  

well, like different,

 

Speaker 1  30:36  

not that you're causing a Plan B, and you're like, No, that's not what it means at all. I'm trying to think if, if, like, when I was little, I don't know if I was, like, exactly connected, like we fucking, or if I just kind of thought of it as, like, oh, become boyfriend and girlfriend. Oh, yeah, whatever, yeah. I guess she had enough knowledge to know that, like that's, I don't know, but then the other one, my sister and I, luckily, we didn't do this, but our plan was going to be for our school's talent show. We were going to perform the song, stop, no, stop. Thank you very much. So I remember we like drew out some little stop signs that we were gonna like cute. I'm so glad I never participated in any challenge. You know, I kind of am too, but at the same time, if we did, and I had a video of us doing that, I would love that. Yeah, I was just kind of into making up some dances and stuff when I was younger. And so I remember I made one up to, uh, yeah, by Usher with, do you remember any of it? Not really, but I remember I had a hat that I kind of used as a prop, yes, and I showed it to my sister and her friend that was spending the night, and I just remember her friend laughter, or Yeah, so um, anyway, that was the end of My dance career.

 

Unknown Speaker  32:19  

Very short lived, I did,

 

Speaker 1  32:21  

um, I think between me and my sisters, we had four of the five Spice Girl Barbie dolls. That's very impressive, yeah, or we might have just had three, because I just remember they're at Sam's Club one time. And then I was like, Oh, you guys can pick one. And I think I picked posh. I think we had Scary Spice too. Actually, maybe I picked Scary Spice because a lot of times when we were kids, I would always kind of gravitate towards the black like Barbie dolls and the black dolls for whatever reason. Like I remember, I don't know if you remember, but like, when doll commercials used to come on, they would show the different colors that they came in at the end of the commercial, yeah, and, um, for whatever reason, me, my sister, would call dibs on it, so I'd always call dibs on the black one. And they're like, Jamie, why are you calling dibs on the black one I I guess I had an imaginary black mom when I was young, like my my black Mom told me to like, What the fuck are you talking about? I haven't thought about that in a long time. To like, here are your different choices.

 

Unknown Speaker  33:39  

Yeah, we're diverse.

 

Speaker 1  33:44  

Oh yeah, did you see the Mattel has an autistic Barbie doll now? Oh yeah, I saw that. And I think I saw one of the people from love on the spectrum. I think got one and did a little opening. That's cool. That's cool, man. Tanner is my favorite person from love on the spectrum, but

 

Unknown Speaker  34:04  

I'm like, he's a boy, so he wouldn't get a Barbie.

 

Unknown Speaker  34:07  

Like, I'm part of the problem. Doesn't count, no,

 

Speaker 1  34:10  

but I mean, like, he's the type of boy that I cannot see being interested in a Barbie. But I could be wrong. It's the woman that wears like a shit ton of bracelets and necklaces and stuff. I can't remember her name. It might start with A J, but um, Julie, maybe I don't know. I haven't watched, actually watch the show, so I don't really know them. I just keep getting, like,

 

Unknown Speaker  34:32  

a lot of their stuff on my feed, and I follow some of them, you know, yeah.

 

Speaker 1  34:42  

Well, I guess that is our episode for today. I hope you guys like it. Tell us your favorite Spice Girl, yeah, tell us your favorite your ranking. What do you know? Any your favorite memories of Spice Girls or fringy Victoria Beckham stuff? A or if you also had an imaginary black mom, I would love to hear from you. Or if you have a favorite pharmaceutical trinket, we would love to hear about that. Yes, yes. Oh, that reminded me. There is the streamer I watch sometimes, and he has a company called, like failed co cos or whatever. But he makes, like, hats and shirts from like, like, fucking crooked companies and stuff that failed, like Enron and like, like Nance and shit like that. So, so, yeah, good. I want to get some of that stuff. Does he have one of your girl that you like the blood company, I always forget her nose. Yeah, no, but that would be amazing. Requested. That would be cool. I'm actually curious what's going on with that company, if it even, like, sold technically exists, you know, like on paper or anything, because I don't, I don't know, like, when you get an LLC, how long it lasts for, or if you can run or own an LLC from jail, or anything. I don't really know how any of that works, but I assume he buys, like, you know, the rights to

 

Unknown Speaker  36:13  

whatever is left of the company.

 

Unknown Speaker  36:17  

Thing, you're in luck.

 

Unknown Speaker  36:21  

My friend sent me

 

Speaker 1  36:24  

a thing they're doing. I can't remember if it's a show or a movie, but about it, oh, about Theranos, yeah, yeah, there's, um, I watched like, some documentary on it before. I honestly, I think I've watched like two or three documents, like, like a, like an adaptation, like the rose the ACT type of thing. Yeah, I did see something about that, and then I totally just forgot about it. No, that's great. Yeah, I'd love to see someone trying to act like her, just like this.

 

Unknown Speaker  36:59  

But yeah, we'll talk about her sometime. But, uh, but

 

Speaker 1  37:05  

yeah, this was a great episode. Um, welcome back. It's very nice to have you back. Thank you for having me back. Thanks for not firing me. I mean, it got kind of close there for a little bit,

 

Unknown Speaker  37:18  

the profit we're losing profits...

 

Unknown Speaker  37:21  

losing even more.

 

Speaker 1  37:26  

But, um, yeah, follow us on, you know, Instagram and just stuff like that, yeah, like, email us about all your, you know, the stuff we mentioned before. Email us or anything. Really shit your pants. We want to know if there's something that you're like, Oh, I would really like to hear about this, please. Oh yeah, email or reach out on Instagram or discord. Always down for topic ideas to research and stuff. But yeah, I guess with all that said party on, party on I