🎶 Let’s get medical, medical! 🎶 We have a little bit of a medical and science episode with special guest D-rock, filling in for Alyssa. Sorry Jamie still sounds lo-fi, having all kinds of issues trying to use different mics with remote set up (we will return to in-person soon!). Check out Nightmare Signal Podcast!
🎶 Let’s get medical, medical! 🎶 We have a little bit of a medical and science episode with special guest D-rock, filling in for Alyssa.
Sorry Jamie still sounds lo-fi, having all kinds of issues trying to use different mics with remote set up (we will return to in-person soon!).
Check out Nightmare Signal Podcast!
Speaker 1 0:00
Today, we have special guest DRock here with us
Unknown Speaker 0:24
Hello, hi, welcome to me.
Unknown Speaker 0:27
Yeah, on here, on I'm already being awkward.
Speaker 1 0:30
Yeah, that's perfect for the nervous laughter podcast. I see you got a little nervous laughter already. Alyssa is out this week, so we have DRock here filling in with us, who is a part of the nightmare signal podcast, which I would like to say is the sister podcast.
Unknown Speaker 0:51
hell, yeah, brother, okay.
Speaker 1 0:53
Um, you want to say a little something about nightmare signal and why the fathead should watch it or listen to it. Yeah?
Speaker 2 1:01
Well, one, because Alyssa is over there, you can go listen to her talk about horror movies and stuff like that, and listen to me have constant brain farts and brain fog and lots of us and ums while talking about horror movies we like. And just, you know, yeah, guys, this is the podcast I've been trying to do for a while, and I finally got around to doing it. And I asked Alyssa to be my co host, because her and I talk about horror movies pretty much like every day or every other day, and I felt like she was the perfect fit. And yeah, go check us out. We're up to 13 episodes. We upload every Friday, and we just talk about, just again, horror movies, even random things, even non horror. It's also a king of the hill podcast occasionally,
Unknown Speaker 1:50
because we watch a lot of things on the to be,
Unknown Speaker 1:55
I, oh, wait, King of the hills on to be
Unknown Speaker 1:59
No, no, oh.
Unknown Speaker 2:02
Okay. Just the horror movies of to be,
Speaker 2 2:06
yeah, it's just the way I say. Anytime anyone says to be, always just going to my handkill impression, watching it on the Tubi, on the tubs.
Speaker 1 2:16
Yeah, it's a fun podcast. When I listen to it, I find myself kind of like talking to it, because you guys like, what's that one movie that, um, and I'm like, this, no, it's this movie. I'm like, fuck, and I want to text you guys about it, but I'm like, they, they, they are probably aren't gonna remember the thing they talked about, like, a month ago.
Speaker 2 2:36
No, that's how I am when I'm listening to you guys on this. Like, there was one time we were talking about it was, it was like, couple years ago when the new when the new Jackass was coming out or something. I don't know if y'all were aware of that Jackass forever was coming out. And I'm listening like, no, there's a new one. It's coming out, and it I'm like, No, I know this. And then I'd message you guys, but then I had to remember that. Oh, wait, sometimes I don't know if, I don't know if the if the fans know this, or if the Feds know this, but you know, like, occasionally you guys will record in advance, multiple in advance, yes, so I never know the timeline of things.
Speaker 1 3:14
No, if, yeah. If you ever hit us up and I don't remember,
Unknown Speaker 3:19
just bear with me, because,
Speaker 1 3:21
yeah, I feel like sometimes a friend will talk about it and they're like, Uh oh yeah, this thing. I'm like, sorry, I don't remember, like, you talked about it on the your podcast. I'm like, Oh, do you remember a conversation you had two years or not two years, wow, that's like, throwing it way back, but, but, yeah, you know? Like, anyway it can. It can be hard to remember bullshit you chat about D rock did get me and Alyssa a nice little, little Christmasy gift? It was these little T shirts. Button up, poor T shirts. Mine has a ghost face. I can't remember what Alyssa was.
Speaker 2 4:04
Yeah, yeah, mine. I have the I kept the Friday the 13th one. I actually wore it yesterday. Very, comfy. Oh, nice, nice. Funny enough that you mentioned the gift, because Alyssa had messaged me earlier and she said, you know, he said, I hope you and Jamie have a nice recording. And then she was telling me how you dropped off the stuff to the house, but she was gonna wait to open it when her and I record next. Oh, Nightmare signal.
Unknown Speaker 4:30
And because I think
Speaker 2 4:32
when she comes back, it'll be on her birthday. So it kind of works out, she also got me a gift. Oh, perfect. Yeah. I have no idea what it is, but sitting over here, I feel like, Gollum, just like, precious. Like, what is it? I needs it, but I was, she's like, Yeah, Jamie wrapped it in some paper. I'm like, I'm like, Wait, was it like wrapping paper or just brown paper? She's like, brown paper. Like, oh yeah, that was me. I shittily wrapped it on purpose. She goes, it's like, it's like, I got a brick of. Heroin, and I
Unknown Speaker 5:02
just left it on her front porch.
Speaker 1 5:05
Maybe I should have wrapped it, but, yeah, and then, like, I had, like, a shitty marker that I wrote, like, DRock Xmas, and it just like, you know, it just looks shitty. It was like dying, but I don't know, maybe if someone just went up there and they just saw DRock, and they were like, what the like? Yeah, a rock of fucking drugs, cocaine or something. Oh, yeah, but I did get her. I got her. I found a ad for that. I don't know if you listen to our Christmas episode with the cigarettes, but there was the Philip Morris ad with Lucy and Ricky. And I found the newspaper or magazine ad for that on eBay. Well, that's awesome, yeah, so that was a cool little gift.
Unknown Speaker 5:50
Anyway, I guess, in case that's not obvious, we love Alyssa,
Unknown Speaker 5:55
and she is awesome.
Speaker 2 5:57
Thank you for introducing me to her, of course, via the podcast. Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1 6:03
Oh, and about the the gifts I almost forgot, so you put them in, well, Alyssa, if you're listening, just fast forward a little bit, because I don't know if this would be like a spoiler, but you put them in like a little funny boxes, and mine was like a fart. Plug, like a butt plug that, like, mutes your farts or whatever, and you're supposed to shove them up your butt, like a butt plug. And I left the box out by the kind of close to the front door, because I was getting stuff ready to take to Alyssa. So I just, I that box was just out, and then, uh, just like, randomly, later that night, brain was like, What? What is? What is this? What is this like?
Unknown Speaker 6:54
And I was like, oh,
Unknown Speaker 6:57
like a joke, prank box.
Speaker 2 7:02
Oh, oh, sure as I got it for you, got to wrap it
Speaker 1 7:08
just randomly find, like, a butt plug box in your house, and it's like, oh, it's like, Honey, you know how you've been talking about my farts lately?
Unknown Speaker 7:16
Well, haven't heard anything lately? Have you.
Speaker 2 7:23
I found those at $1 General. I was just walking through down there one day and down there holiday section, and I saw those. I was like, What the fuck is this? I'm like, Oh, cool. Initially I thought it was just just that one. And then when I went to go, when I went to go back to look for them, when I picked that one up, I saw there was another one behind it. That's the one Alyssa got. I was like, Oh, wow, there's more awesome.
Speaker 1 7:44
Yeah. I was like, Yeah, after I got a thought about it and I because, like, I put it with my, you know, recycle fucking wrapping things that I will use until the end of time. Um, yeah. I was like, damn, probably like $5 or something. But yeah, Dollar General, that's fucking, that's sweet.
Unknown Speaker 8:07
It was like, four bucks. Oh, it was okay.
Speaker 1 8:09
So yeah, I was right, okay, yeah, which, yeah, definitely gonna be keeping that for a long time and reusing it.
Speaker 2 8:16
Think I got it with some kind of percentage off because, like, all the stores, for whatever reason, on Christmas, decided, hey, we're gonna mark everything down into like so when I, when I bought it, it was, I think I bought it that day or the night before. No, I couldn't have bought it the night before, because, think about it Christmas. I don't remember when i But sorry, language. Can we cuss on here? I don't know. It's allowed. I'll allow it. Okay, okay, okay, sorry, my bad. But yeah, and I think I got it. I think they were like, half off or something. So it wasn't really bad. So it's probably two, $2 something like that. Was it more?
Speaker 1 8:54
Because I know you said the shirts were on discount too. So I was like, did this cost more than the shirt? Actually?
Speaker 2 9:00
Yeah, technically, because those shirts are like, 20 bucks, I think, or like 18 and, yeah, those boxes were $4 but I only got the I got the shirts on clearance for three. Fuck yeah. I've been watching those things for a while, man, because I was watching them go down and they were for 11. I'm like, I'll get one for 11. And then I went and looked for them, and they were gone. Damn. I guess they bought them up. And then I was back in there doing something else. Oh, I was doing my other I was doing the spark driver thing, and walking down the aisle. And there's all their clearance shirts in the middle on these racks. And there they were. I was like, oh shit. I was like, $3 Hell, yeah, I initially bought them for myself, because I was like, Cool. And then I was telling you all about them, and I was like, oh, you know, like, you know what? I'll just give these to them, because there's no reason I need all of I know Sandy's already gonna be like, What are you wearing? Why are you wearing? So it worked out. I mean, you know. I had one of each set of something y'all both like. So, yeah, no, that
Unknown Speaker 10:03
was perfect. Yeah, yeah, thank you. Yeah. We really appreciate that.
Unknown Speaker 10:08
So, DRock, you got us these
Speaker 1 10:12
gift boxes. And you know what else can come in a box.
Unknown Speaker 10:20
There's a song about it,
Speaker 2 10:22
oh, oh, I got a story about this. Okay, go for it.
Speaker 1 10:28
But yeah, you're talking about a Dick in a Box. Yes, because I have, I guess we can call it a little dick story. Oh, but if you would like to go with sounded like you had something too, if you want to, yeah,
Speaker 2 10:46
just, it's super quick. I got asked to go take photos at the Christmas party for a broke for for a brokerage, for an agent that I used to work with that went no, that went and took over for his uncle at his so now he runs it, blah, blah, blah, whatever. So I show up taking pictures at the Christmas party. You got a bunch of people at, you know, in their ugly Christmas sweaters and stuff. And then apparently there was, like, another business that I think that they're just like, they kind of, you know, they're like, partners and stuff or whatever. But the guy who runs that place was dressed up like Justin Timberlake or Andy Sandberg from the music video, and he was walking around with a dick with a box, like, attached to where, you know, his crotch is, and just walking around with it, there's kids everywhere. And I'm like, Oh my God.
Unknown Speaker 11:34
And that was like, company party, yeah,
Speaker 2 11:39
they're all like, you know, it's one of those things where they're all, you know, it's all adults, and they all think it's funny, you know, okay. I mean, the agent, the agent who got me to come there and take photos, he was walking around in a Christmas track suit. So, I mean, like,
Unknown Speaker 11:54
I mean, you know, I didn't
Unknown Speaker 11:57
have a good time. Dick box. Dick
Speaker 1 11:59
box. I just, I didn't know if the dick box would be crossing any lines. It did make me think of you. Remember those old was
Unknown Speaker 12:07
it for Viagra? I can't remember what
Speaker 1 12:11
like Viagra type pill it was for, but it was like that guy that was just smiling the whole time. And it was like all the ladies at the Christmas party want to sit on his lap when he Santa.
Unknown Speaker 12:20
Oh, I remember. Okay? And it was just
Unknown Speaker 12:24
like, the smile that was stuck on his face,
Speaker 1 12:26
yeah, he was just permanently smiling. And then on, you know, there's the stuff with, like, ladies,
Speaker 2 12:31
you just, like, reached to the depths of my brain and pulled that out, like, Oh, I do remember
Speaker 1 12:36
your Dick in a Box. Christmas story reminded me of it. Work, Christmas party.
Speaker 2 12:42
That's one thing I like about listening else podcast is that you guys, like, talk about a lot of stuff that, you know, like, we all grew up watching, like, the episodes about Spike TV and stuff and, yeah, like, talk about, like, was it man sirs and shit. Oh, it just made me happy, because I was just like, Oh, I haven't thought about this shit forever. I as a, as a man, I would like, because that's some stuff that I think about while listening to it. You know how it's like, oh, dudes with this? And I'm like, honestly, when that shit was on TV, I'm like, This is so stupid. Like, I just, I'm like, I don't relate to any of this. I'm like, Yeah, but dude. I'm like, oh, cool, boobs. But I'm like, I'm not like, beer. I gotta see this all the time. All those shows were just so stupid, and
Speaker 1 13:24
they had so many explosions to keep your attention. Yep, yeah, nothing like a thon asleep to spike and then waking up like at one in the morning to
Unknown Speaker 13:36
Girls Gone Wild. The
Unknown Speaker 13:40
ads, like this, long infomercials for
Speaker 2 13:45
was that, that other show they had the stripper, the Stan Lee show, stripper,
Speaker 1 13:51
yeah, with Pamela Anderson, like cartoonized, yeah, I never watched that, but yeah, I very much remember the ad.
Speaker 2 13:59
I never watched it either. And then they had the rented Stimpy show where it made them, it hinted, it alluded that they were a couple. If you get where I'm going, there's a lot of, like, innuendos, Yeah, apparently the creator of the show is not a good person. He sucks. And that's the kind of stuff he always wanted to do on like, Nickelodeon and stuff like, he tried to fit as much as he could. And they were like, Hey, you gotta reign it back. This show is already weird enough as it is.
Unknown Speaker 14:26
Oh, okay, so there's like, a different version released
Unknown Speaker 14:29
for adults, yeah, on
Speaker 2 14:31
Spike TV, yeah, okay. Like, there was, there was a joke about one of them asking who's gonna be the pitcher and who's gonna be the catcher, okay, okay. And it was like, I was like, okay, and then apparently, if I remember correctly, like I could be completely wrong. Here they lived in some dudes testicles. I don't
Speaker 1 14:50
know that sounds familiar for some reason, but they probably have really fucking weird. And speaking of genitalia, um. So recently, there was a man, there's a TV show called called this morning. Yeah, this morning on ITV
Unknown Speaker 15:10
and, okay, this is a real medical condition, but it's also
Speaker 1 15:20
also something that the majority of the world can't help but giggle at when they hear it. But, um, this man went on to this morning show to talk about his micro penis. Okay?
Speaker 2 15:35
I mean, I mean, look at that. Look, no judgment. You know, I might, you know, I don't, yeah, but it just, it is, it is funny when you hear about that. And, I mean, hey, look, look, if he's confident enough to talk about that on TV,
Speaker 1 15:47
I give him kudos, because he's going to talk about it to spread awareness of it as a, you know, serious medical condition, which I'll kind of get into a little more,
Unknown Speaker 15:58
but it's just, it's just funny because we're talking
Speaker 1 16:01
about penises. We're talking about tiny penises. He's being interviewed on the news about
Unknown Speaker 16:06
having a tiny penis.
Speaker 1 16:09
So let me just read the little like, I guess, like summary that they have, while most people strive to over achieve and see the way that the news will phrase some of this stuff. It makes me like, why did you trust this news outlet with your penis story? While most people strive to over achieve 38 year old Michael Phillips just wants to be average after being medically diagnosed with a point 38 inch micro penis last year, he believes he has the smallest one in the world, with the average UK penis size 5.2 inches. He's unable to be intimate. Michael even opted for fat injections recently, which proved unsuccessful. Michael isn't able to stand up when he goes to the toilet. And wants to help other men feel better about their own bodies.
Unknown Speaker 17:02
Um, yeah. So I didn't know that you could
Speaker 2 17:06
get questions Yes. So, you know, finish, and I'll ask my question.
Speaker 1 17:10
Oh, I was so the I didn't know you could get fat injections in your penis, but you can what? Had no idea happened with him. The fat just metabolized back into his body.
Unknown Speaker 17:21
I guess it doesn't do that for for everybody,
Speaker 1 17:26
but, yeah, he's kind of like at this time. By the time he got diagnosed, he was too old to do anything about it, so he wanted to help, just spread the word. So because, I guess if you're young enough, you can
Unknown Speaker 17:41
have things that help with growth.
Speaker 1 17:46
He does have options. Now, the max he can gain is one to one and a half inches, but he said that he would still be considered micro penis.
Speaker 2 17:58
I mean, at this point, dude is like, I mean, like, if you want to go that route, look, at least you'd have something down there.
Speaker 1 18:04
You know, he tried with the fat injection, but it didn't work. I don't know what these other things were that he could try, but he might try it. Oh, and the fat injections, it doesn't help with length. It just helps with girth, nub. One thing that the fucking lady said on the news that was interviewing him so well, she said it's about the size of a garden pea. When they talked about it being like, point three, two inches, is that what it was? But she said, because, you know, they're interviewing him on the couch, and she goes, When did you first start to realize you had a really small penis?
Unknown Speaker 18:49
Oh, my God.
Speaker 1 18:51
Oh, so it's just like, dude, just like, why don't you just say, like, your condition? Or I just feel so bad, I have to laugh. It's so embarrassing. On like, so many
Speaker 2 19:05
I just, I'm looking up pictures of this guy right now, and he looks like he just hates his
Unknown Speaker 19:11
life. Yeah, he's like, like,
Speaker 2 19:16
why would you go on? Like, so did he willingly do this? Or was it like it came out somehow, and they like, Hey, you got a micro dick? Come here?
Speaker 1 19:27
Well, it sounds like, Well, either way, even if they approached him or he approached them, it was his choice to go on. But he in the interview, he did say that he had a, like, a small, I guess, like community on, like Instagram and stuff, and they don't care about that stuff and are supportive. And so he's like, so if I came on here to talk about it, I mean, it's not really, you know, there are people that don't care about it. So I just, yeah.
Speaker 2 20:01
Yeah, look, you know, that's one thing you know as a dude, you know, it's like, I feel like every dude that's like a concern of theirs, you know, unless you know, like, they're, like, extremely confident because they got a fucking, like, an arm in their pants,
Unknown Speaker 20:15
yeah, old man apple.
Unknown Speaker 20:19
But like,
Speaker 2 20:22
you know, I, I mean, I've, I've had other like, I've heard, I've heard girls say before that, like, you know, they've been with dudes who had, like, you know, massive ones are like, that thing hurt, like, I didn't like it. So it's like, Hey, bro. I mean, look, look, man, there's people out there for, you know, got something for everybody, I don't know, yeah,
Unknown Speaker 20:42
yeah, there's Yeah, something for everybody.
Speaker 1 20:46
I just feel bad that this seems to affect, like, even just, like, trying to, because they said he had to sit down when he pees, and even that can be tricky and require a little cleanup. Oh, that's true, because it's probably just, it's not down, like, yeah, and he just leaned forward, yeah, I guess he could, like, lean forward. And I don't know why I'm trying to, like, adjust, like I have a penis, but yeah, I feel like you could do that. Or maybe he should invest in, like, a diva cup or a, like, a funnel. You know the, have you seen that Diva Cup?
Speaker 2 21:22
Or, I think it's the thing I'm thinking of. I saw like, a meme one, so it's called, like, a shee wee or something, I don't know you like, just like, I don't even that's a proper term to save like that sounds,
Speaker 1 21:34
I think I feel like she we makes it just like it gives you a good mental image of what it does. Yeah, you just, like,
Unknown Speaker 21:39
a funnel, just put
Unknown Speaker 21:41
like, there and just pee into
Speaker 2 21:45
I'll be honest with you right now, I'm on Google and I'm just over here. I'm like, I'm trying to like, I'm sorry, but it's like, I just like, I need to know, like,
Speaker 1 21:54
potential pictures. Oh no, yeah, well, yeah, I'm not gonna see pictures of it. I didn't look it up either. Even if you see a picture, it might be out of curiosity.
Speaker 2 22:04
I mean, yeah, no, I just need to know, like, what, like, what that build looks like, you know, it's like,
Unknown Speaker 22:10
yeah, I'm kind of curious too. Like,
Speaker 1 22:13
yeah, because micro pains, so, like, this, this,
Speaker 2 22:18
like, leads to my question, though, I'm scrolling through real fast, and there's just, like, a little baby carrot on the screen. Like, I carrot on the screen.
Unknown Speaker 22:23
Like, I don't know, but like, so is it like?
Speaker 2 22:31
Is it the equivalent to like, you know, like, like, a, like, a clitoris or something like, so, can you still get any kind of like, you know, like,
Speaker 1 22:42
oh, satisfaction, satisfaction from it. Yeah, I don't know. They didn't discuss that in the interview, and I didn't really, like, just want to make fun of them, gotcha, yeah, that's what I feel like they were doing,
Unknown Speaker 22:54
yeah. I feel like they were just like,
Speaker 1 22:57
so you have a tiny penis that's the size of a garden. When did you start realizing you had a tiny pain?
Speaker 2 23:04
Yeah, so did he say, when this happened? I'm sorry if he did say it.
Speaker 1 23:09
He, I think it said, like, a year ago he got diagnosed, but he said he kind of noticed it. He started, you know, noticing it when he was, like, a teenager, you know, obviously, you know, I guess, like growing and getting together with girls to snog and things like that, yeah, he kind of found out he had a tiny penis, and then was just never open about it, because of insecurities. But now that he knows that there would have been something he could have done about it if he broke up sooner, trying
Speaker 2 23:45
to spread he's looking out for the homies out there.
Speaker 1 23:48
Okay, yeah, he's looking out for his his younger brother in and I don't know how old he was. I didn't get that, so I don't know, okay, but he looks interesting, you know, looks maybe late 20s, 30s. Ish, okay,
Speaker 2 24:03
it looks about, it looks about our age, yeah? Ish, well, a little bit younger. I don't know. I keep forgetting I'm 37 now, and I still feel like I'm like, mid 20s, yeah. I feel like
Unknown Speaker 24:13
I'm just, like, mentally, just at 29
Speaker 1 24:16
just for a while, my brain's just not moving,
Speaker 2 24:21
yeah, yeah, mine still feels like 25 ish. It's so funny, because when I was 30, I still felt 20, and then now that I'm almost 40, I'm like, Look, I'll bump it up. That's still I gotta remind myself sometimes when I'm talking to people, because since my hair is like, all white, now people perceive me as older. Sometimes, oh, yeah, I had some people. Had some people, when I told them my age. They were like, You're what. I'm like, How old did you think I am? And they're like, I thought you were older. I'm like, What the fuck I mean? How old are you? I'm like, We're the same age, dude. I'm just, you know, look stressed, bro.
Speaker 1 24:53
Yeah, my husband grayed early as well, and it's funny because it maybe started happening like, I. A year after we started dating. So of course, everyone makes the jokes but, but his mom, you know, his mom grade early as well.
Speaker 2 25:10
So I think I'm the only one in my family who's great early, especially at this like, at this rate, like, if you look at pictures of me from 2020 there was, like, there was, like, some grays in there, but it was all brown. My beard was brown, and then jumped to, like, a year later, just white. And then over time, more whites gotten in my beard. I'm just embracing it. I don't care. People pay a lot of money for the I didn't have to do anything.
Speaker 1 25:40
Yeah, my dad actually just dyed his his hair because His beard was filling in with a lot of grays. But his hair wasn't as much. He had some streaks of gray, so he just, like, dyed it interesting.
Speaker 2 25:55
It's like, Sandy's got some grays coming in on the sides. I'm like, rocket babe. Come on.
Speaker 1 26:03
I like a little gray mix in there, and it's fine. And plus, um, I think we should embrace our, you know, growing things, because, like, we're adults and we're, yeah, not fucking, you know, we're not children, we're adults, and we need to be adults. I just think it's kind of weird how everyone just kind of wants to. I get wanting to look younger, but I feel like some people just want to look like, like a teenager, and I'm just like, ew. That's pretty gross.
Speaker 2 26:33
Yeah, when you when you see some of the like, those those people, the hate using this word, but it's just relatable. Because everyone, like, you know, the elder millennials, when you see a lot of them still dress in like because, you know, they're older than we are, you know, some of them are already in like, their, you know, early 40s. And I see them dressing like how they did, like the early 2000s with, with, like, the bedazzled shit. Sometimes, you know, the was that brand the affliction, not affliction, but it was like before, was the Ed Hardy, was that was that was called,
Speaker 1 27:09
oh, Ed Hardy, the fishing Ed Hardy, is the fishing stuff? Is it?
Speaker 2 27:13
No, it was something with, like the weird, like crosses and the bedazzle,
Speaker 1 27:18
like a criss angely Kind of, yeah, that look like the what's the guy's name from Ghost Hunters?
Unknown Speaker 27:30
Oh, I don't know his name, but I know exactly who you're talking
Speaker 1 27:33
Yeah, Zach bacon, Zach bagus and Chris Angel style,
Speaker 2 27:39
yeah, yeah. I just say brace getting older. I just like that, our generation now is like, Oh, we can still enjoy, like, fun things. We don't have to let go of everything and be a bunch of miserable pieces of shit. I mean, we're miserable pieces of shit for other reasons, but that's out of our hands.
Speaker 1 27:54
Really. Yeah, you just gotta keep going with stuff. Just don't fall into a pit of nothingness, because you think that you're
Speaker 2 28:06
supposed to real fast. I'm going to send you three pictures from that event so you can see what I'm talking about. Oh, the Christmas one, but don't share, yeah, but don't share them because, like, I don't want to put someone else's face, like, on Instagram without your permission. You know what? I mean. Yes, it's totally interesting. I'm sending them to you on Instagram, I mean, on Discord, though,
Unknown Speaker 28:28
can I open up my phone and
Speaker 2 28:34
that's him giving out awards, by the way, once you load it up, okay,
Unknown Speaker 28:38
that's a actually, like a really well done costume. Yeah?
Speaker 1 28:43
And, I mean, I know that I probably sound like a wet blanket, but like, uh, I mean, it's a work event, but if everyone there was cool with it, then whatever. I don't care. Oh, is that a pink cowboy hat? Did you guys have like, a something?
Unknown Speaker 28:58
Uh, oh, was that for like, a photo booth?
Speaker 2 29:02
I was like, yes, yeah, you see the ring light, yeah? Okay, okay, okay. I was
Unknown Speaker 29:05
like, You guys have like a chapel room,
Unknown Speaker 29:07
like, dance along or something.
Speaker 2 29:10
I mean, I'm sure if somebody would have put it on, that would have happened. I like everyone there was cool. It was all it was all good vibes, yeah? Little fun fact about real estate
Unknown Speaker 29:19
agents, a lot of love to drink.
Speaker 1 29:25
Yeah, my, my mother and father in law, stepping father stepfather in law are real estate agents, and I can confirm
Speaker 2 29:36
Yeah, my, my boss, anytime we'd have work parties, she knew, like, how bad my anxiety used to be. And she'd just be like, here's drink, Here's your drink, Here's your drink. And it got to a point where even, like, she's like, here's some the drink tickets are only for the people who won awards, but here you go. Just get me drunk while I'm working, you know, I can still function, you know, but I just. I just found it funny. There was one event though, I used up all my tickets, and I walked up and I asked the guy. I was like, Hey, man, I got another one. I'll pay for it. He goes, No, I got you man, you're good. Give me free drinks. Like, hell yeah.
Unknown Speaker 30:12
Everyone's like, this is a nice dude. He deserves a drink. Yeah.
Speaker 2 30:19
I just looked at as like, Oh, he's here working, you know, you know, oh yeah, let him drink, you know, yeah, oh yeah. Kind of like, he was like, I'm just gonna put it on their tab, yeah. Kind of like, kind
Speaker 1 30:31
of like, I guess when, uh, you know, if you play music at a venue or something, you'll get free drinks or whatever, maybe it
Unknown Speaker 30:36
was kind of, kind of like that,
Unknown Speaker 30:39
that's what flying raccoon suit
Speaker 2 30:43
would do with me whenever I'm with them, because some of them don't drink, and they'll get drink tokens, so they just give them to me, okay, like hell yeah. The last time like I really drank, drank was at one of their shows, and it was the first hangover I ever got, because we're supposed to record a music video for them the next day. Oh, that was the worst experience of my life, because I had never had one before. Like, I didn't start drinking till I was 27 you know, I was pretty much straight edge before that, not intentionally, like I'm straight edge. It just, I just had no interest in drinking. But anyway, yeah, the night before was every one of them just kept giving me either drink tokens or anyone who wasn't drinking. And I went up to the bar, I was like, hey, what could I use these for? And they were like, they're only for beer, but what do you want? And I was like, the little the seltzer drinks in the back. So they were just giving me those. And then I started paying for it, the actual drinks, like vodka cranberry and stuff. And that whole night was obliterated white noise. I regretted that the next day, and ever since then, it's like, I'm like, I don't know. I drank for the first time since last year, last night, and it was good just to had a little we went to this adventurers tavern, if you guys ever come back down here and y'all are down here, longer take y'all there. It's really cool. I'll send you a link to it. It's just a little like,
Unknown Speaker 32:10
everything's D and D themed. Oh, I think I've
Unknown Speaker 32:13
seen that on, like, handbook and stuff. I think I've
Unknown Speaker 32:16
and it opened in October. But they
Speaker 2 32:20
like their drinks. I got the ice giant and curly got the fire giant, and my mind was really good. That was delicious, and
Unknown Speaker 32:30
it was strong too.
Speaker 2 32:31
I'm sorry, I'm over here. Just rambled about alcohol.
Speaker 1 32:36
Yeah, I don't. I don't drink too often, so whenever I do, I just have, like, one,
Speaker 2 32:41
yeah, I There's reasons I don't drink. I'm not an alcoholic. I'm one of those people. Like, I'm a very, like, friendly, well, you met you, you when I saw you in Austin back in 2021 I think,
Unknown Speaker 32:55
yeah, that flying raccoon suit show. Like, I was just
Speaker 2 32:59
at that point I had drank too much. But, I mean, like, look, I was having fun.
Speaker 1 33:02
Yeah, no, yeah, you were, you were, yeah, no, it was good. You weren't like, embarrassing or anything. Oh, yeah, you're just having a good time.
Speaker 2 33:10
Oh, I, I can control myself. I just get very like, Huggy and just like, like, ah, hey, you know you're like, my best friend and gonna
Unknown Speaker 33:18
have a good time. Yeah? Campaign for me.
Speaker 2 33:25
I only drink whenever I go out, and it's very rare, yeah? And if I'm not driving, if I'm driving, I don't at all.
Unknown Speaker 33:32
Yeah, good boy, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1 33:35
I Yeah. I only drink occasionally, and usually it's just if someone else is
Unknown Speaker 33:40
driving, because I'm like, Well, might as well, yeah,
Unknown Speaker 33:48
I do the next thing I have.
Speaker 1 33:55
Oh, yeah, yeah, let me mention that. So we did talk about this guy's micro penis. And you know, that can be kind of embarrassing.
Unknown Speaker 34:07
So I'm sorry
Speaker 1 34:09
I decided that I could share something a little embarrassing for me. I guess it's not as embarrassing, but I have a whole How do you pronounce it? Paulo, Doyle, pallon deal, polonidal, cyst. It's just like at the very top of your butt crack. Some people have, like a dimp, a little dimple over time that can easily get dirt, hair, etc, in it, and just like, tunnel and turn into a fucking like gland and then turn into a cyst, and then drain and turn into a gland again, and then it just can get really bad. So I guess, uh, you know, I have a
Unknown Speaker 34:52
little gland thing at the top of my butt crack.
Unknown Speaker 34:56
Does it hurt
Speaker 1 34:57
if it, if it turns into a cyst? Like, if it, like, gets pus and stuff. Yes, it hurts, like, bad. It hurts to, like, move certain ways. It hurts to sit, but, yeah, just the FYI, I guess, just like this guy trying to bring awareness, if you think you have a pimple at the top of your butt crack, just kind of double check if you keep getting a pimple, it might not be a pimple. It might be a thing. You have to go to the doctor. Is there anything you can do about it? If it gets annoying enough, you can go to the doctor and they'll, like, surgically remove it. But you have to go to, like, a call, call a colorectal specialist, because it is close to your rectal area. So some people, I don't know if mine's deep or not, but some people's can go, like, very, very deep
Unknown Speaker 35:43
and get into sensitive territory.
Speaker 2 35:47
Can it mess with your, like, your spot, with your tailbone and stuff?
Speaker 1 35:51
Uh, it's just like Tinder in that area if it's filled up. But no. But that's the reason why I went to the doctor, because I was like, if, if I have some kind of infection that's really close to my spine. Yeah. And that's really thought I was like, yeah, so yeah, I guess Yeah. I just wanted to mention that because, like, he had a embarrassing medical thing. I have an embarrassing medical thing that also, you know, if people don't know about it and they keep getting it, like I do, you know, he could have a little explosion down there, internally or externally?
Speaker 2 36:25
Yeah, yeah. Definitely keep an eye on that. That's scary. I'm a I'm wondering, what about one of my boys had had that? I don't know if it was Aries, that the baby was a little one, not baby anymore. It's like,
Unknown Speaker 36:41
or my seven year
Speaker 1 36:43
old, it is more common in males than females,
Unknown Speaker 36:47
yeah, but I know
Speaker 2 36:49
they say that, Oh, it'll, it'll close up the older they get. Okay? Hopefully, yeah.
Speaker 1 36:53
I mean, it might be okay. I guess it just becomes an issue. If it just, like, you know, constantly fills up and then, like, you can't do stuff because of it, which I haven't done it in a while, but I want to get back into it if I'm doing like, like trapeze or lira or something in aerials, like, you sit on the bar and then you have to, like, pop your butt over and Slide your back down, and there's, like, No way,
Unknown Speaker 37:23
no way to do that with that there. So, yeah,
Speaker 2 37:27
but yeah, it seems like it's in a very inconvenient place. You never realize, like, how much of your body you do use until there's something on you that hurts. It's kind of like a, you know, or like, just like, like, if you like, hurt your finger, you don't realize how much like you utilize that. But even with a random part of your body, like that, you don't realize, like, sitting down right now, I can only imagine like, you have put, like, a really soft, like pillow right there. Ow, something's actually stabbing me in the background.
Unknown Speaker 38:00
I gotta fix that. Okay,
Speaker 1 38:02
don't lean back. But, yeah, I just, I just kind of wanted to share that. So, you know, if you laughed at that guy, laugh at me too, because I'm the one that shared it.
Unknown Speaker 38:12
So I have a kind of a medical thing.
Unknown Speaker 38:18
But it's not like, it's not
Unknown Speaker 38:23
like detrimental to my health or anything. It just makes
Speaker 2 38:27
like playing, like I really wanted to play piano, but like, if my wrist starts to hurt after a while, I my arm is deformed. Have you ever showed you this?
Speaker 1 38:36
No, okay, so you can't notice unless, like, I hold my arm out
Speaker 2 38:44
and I'm not popping it out of place. Okay, so here's, this is my left arm, Okay, looks like a normal arm,
Unknown Speaker 38:49
all right? This is my right arm.
Unknown Speaker 38:53
Ah, it's like you have a mountain.
Unknown Speaker 38:58
It's like a landscape. Ah,
Speaker 2 39:01
yeah. So and again, like, you can't tell like, if I'm like, if I'm just standing, you know you can't tell at all, but so I can't. So you see how you can flat my I can flat my hand out. Everybody can. I can't.
Speaker 1 39:18
Okay, just to describe to you guys, his arm is just like, at an angle, tilted like he can't hold his palms out, flat. One of them, yeah, tilts inward.
Unknown Speaker 39:29
That's crazy. Like
Speaker 2 39:31
my arms are flat. But this one, like, does that little like, that little arch right here? But my wrist is fused to my arm bone, so that's why I can't
Speaker 1 39:41
flatten it. Whoa, weird. So you don't wait. It's, why do you have, like, a joint little like, I guess, like, ankle of the arm, okay, yeah, yeah, that little thing, right? Yeah, okay, I guess I was called your wrist.
Unknown Speaker 39:54
It's just, it's just something.
Unknown Speaker 39:58
So your bones are, like, for. Play and stuff. It's just, it just,
Speaker 2 40:02
yeah, it's just weird. And then this arm's bent for some reason.
Speaker 1 40:07
Yeah, I just been my whole life. Doesn't really bother me, but you can't play piano or certain things like that.
Speaker 2 40:13
And it's just, it's just, like, doing this a lot with my wrist. It kind of gets but it's weird because I play guitar, but I think that I don't know, I don't know it just, it's always been, like, a weird move in my arm kind of thing, and that's your that's your right hand. Are you left handed? I am left handed, but I am ambidextrous, I guess. And I never, like, really, like, thought about that till I was old. I write with my left hand, but I use a computer mouse right handed. I play guitar right handed. Oh, you
Speaker 1 40:43
fit into a right handed person's world, yeah,
Unknown Speaker 40:47
except for Scissors, scissors.
Speaker 2 40:51
Oh, scissors are just left handed. Yeah, yeah, even cooking and stirring and stuff. But if I had a, if I had, like, a gun or something, I could do both arms. Ah, but I don't do guns. I just mean, like, you know, I played paintball a couple times when I was younger. Oh, cool, cool. Yeah, Paintball is fun. I remember I my dad tripped one time and I shot him in the butt.
Unknown Speaker 41:12
It was funny. I bet that hurt for him, but it was funny. It did,
Unknown Speaker 41:19
but, but yeah, it was funny. So,
Unknown Speaker 41:22
yeah, so that's why I never played sports,
Speaker 2 41:25
because I never played football or I want to do karate, but it's like, if anything happened to this arm, if I broke it or whatever, I would just have to have surgery on it for the rest of my life. Oh, like it just might not the way it Yeah, okay, it might, it might grow back. Everything might grow back wrong. So it might be one of those instances. Well, we got to re break it and, yeah, I don't know. That's just what I was told,
Speaker 1 41:52
like, we'll grow another arm off your other arm and replace it. Yeah, hey,
Speaker 2 41:57
look, we're getting there with those axolotls. I don't know if you know they're they're working with those things because they can grow their arms back.
Speaker 1 42:03
Oh, cool. Well there. And maybe I'll research this more and talk about another episode. But there's a there was a guy, I think it was in England. He, he was growing another dick on his arm. I don't know, something I guess happened to his dick and there started growing him another one on his arm. Excuse me,
Unknown Speaker 42:24
yes, because science is amazing.
Speaker 2 42:31
Like, was he trying, or is this? Just like he woke up one day. I was like, man, what's this lump? And over time, it's like, that's a penis.
Speaker 1 42:37
No, like they were trying, like they grafted it on to grow it. And I don't know like, the updates about it since then, so I need to, yeah, I need to do like segment on this to get to get answers, a better update.
Speaker 2 42:53
Yeah, I really need to know about this. Because, like, now I'm just now my brain's running to like, the inappropriate places, because I'm just like, does it, do you get a tingly feeling in it? Like, yeah, like, feel good. Like, you just be really bored, and, you know, just get really weird with yourself in public.
Speaker 1 43:12
Like, how does that work? You have to wear a sleeve. You'll get someone from across the bar and just pull your sleeve down. Like, give it a little lick. Yeah? Wow. So, yeah, it's pretty wild.
Speaker 2 43:27
Harm, yeah, I need you to research this because, and I need to hear because, yeah, I will
Unknown Speaker 43:35
try to get follow up for the next episode.
Speaker 1 43:40
But speaking about how amazing science is, I have a little bit of a necrobiotics update. I don't know if you remember this episode or listen to it, but I talked about necrobiotics before that had the they're using the dead spiders to like in robotics for, like, gripping things.
Speaker 2 44:02
They like, How long ago was that episode? I feel like, I remember it. I think
Unknown Speaker 44:07
it was quite a it was, I think it was, like, quite a long time ago,
Speaker 2 44:11
okay, because I listened to a lot of, there's only, there's a handful that I just had, I had to stop because, like, personal reasons where I was just like, I can't do it.
Speaker 1 44:18
A little like, that's fair. That's totally fair. I completely understand we, we have that effect on people.
Speaker 2 44:26
Sometimes, the the maggot one, oh yeah, forever to get through. And then there was a couple ones where y'all, like, talked about blood. A lot. We talked about that on the nightmare signal, my thing with blood. And I just like, I was like, I can't listen. Let's go next episode.
Unknown Speaker 44:42
Then that's completely fine.
Speaker 1 44:45
So in short, necrobiotics, yeah, they, they're using dead insects. Primarily, what I've read about is spiders. So they'll, you know, after a spider has passed, they'll take the body, hook it up to. Like a robotic thing, and it will puff like a needle. They'll like, puff air into this, like, spot on its body that controls its arms. So when they puff air into it, the arms will expand, and then whenever they retract the air or pull it back out, it'll like, you know, close and grip around whatever they're trying to grip.
Speaker 2 45:23
That's crazy. No, it's pretty they're trying to work with this with them because of, like, how they can grip the things, you know,
Speaker 1 45:29
yeah, because, because they can rip it easily. It's gentle, and it's super, super strong. So, like, they're using it to, like, pull little circuits out of, like, breadboards and stuff. But also, you know, it's the you're not producing more waste and things like that. And you know, it'll get so many uses before the body, you know, decayed.
Unknown Speaker 45:53
What kind of spiders were they using?
Unknown Speaker 45:55
I don't, I don't remember. Actually,
Speaker 1 45:59
I feel like that's definitely a DRock question, because you're insiders. So yeah, I don't know if they were using like a just like a specific species or whatever,
Unknown Speaker 46:10
but researchers in Switzerland, have,
Speaker 1 46:16
you know, continued this research, and they were able to successfully use exoskeletons of prawn tails as robotic grippers. Prawn tails, yeah? So, like, think of like, little shrimpy tails here. Let me show you a picture like little shrimpy tails.
Unknown Speaker 46:37
Oh, Oh, interesting.
Unknown Speaker 46:40
Yeah. Looks like
Speaker 1 46:44
a claw machine, yeah, yeah, it does. And, I mean, they are that's like, basically like what they're making. But, you know, since the oh, here the lead researcher, I wrote down a quote leads researcher Josie Hughes said, exoskeletons combine mineralized shells with joint membranes, providing a balance of rigidity and flexibility that allows their segments to move independently. These features enable crustaceans rapid, high torque movements and water, but they can also be very useful in robotics by repurpose, purposing food waste. We propose a sustainable,
Unknown Speaker 47:24
never say this word, cyclical
Speaker 1 47:27
design process in which materials can be recycled and adapted for new tasks. So it has a there. They do have, like, a small like, you know, video from the research. It shows it picking up things like from a small pen to a large tomato, which was the picture I showed you, and it's can weigh. They can pick up objects that weigh up to 1.1 pound. Oh, wow.
Unknown Speaker 48:00
The shrimp the shrimp tails,
Unknown Speaker 48:02
yeah, this is the shrimp tails. I'm not sure about the spiders, but,
Unknown Speaker 48:05
uh, yeah, that's for the shrimp tails. Wow.
Speaker 1 48:08
And it's a god. It does just look so silly. It almost just looks like a weird Photoshop that, like a Zoomer did.
Unknown Speaker 48:17
It does, yeah, uh,
Speaker 1 48:21
and, there was another robot that they made with these tails where they were, I guess, basically like swimming. It's so like, imagine the tail like, if the tails were just like arms and just like scooping its way across the water. That's like what it was doing. It can propel itself across the water at 11 centimeters per hour. Let me see if I can find a video of that to show you.
Unknown Speaker 49:06
Okay, yeah, there we go. It looks like a weird like,
Speaker 1 49:10
I will say, like, I don't know, like a water angel of a horror movie or something.
Unknown Speaker 49:15
Here, hold on. Here it comes. Oh, okay.
Unknown Speaker 49:29
It looks so silly, honestly,
Speaker 2 49:31
like, just from what it looks like on the computer, it looked like a little Minion swimming. You're looking at it from below.
Speaker 1 49:38
Yeah, it's just like a weird fucking, like, biblically correct angel or something, God, yeah, so I guess I don't really know how to, like, give you a mental, good mental picture of it, but just imagine, I guess, two shrimp tails laying on their side, just i. Like arms swimming through the water. Yes, majestically swimming, propelling itself through the water,
Speaker 2 50:08
so elegantly, too, like the way it's like the the flow of it, basically like bird wings. Just imagine that, just but in the water
Unknown Speaker 50:18
and crustaceans,
Unknown Speaker 50:21
yeah, I just Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 50:24
no, no, you can go sorry.
Speaker 1 50:26
I say I feel bad for doing this with the corpses of
Unknown Speaker 50:31
of animals. But hey,
Speaker 2 50:35
that's really cool. And that's actually what I was about to say because I was just looking it up to see what kind they use.
Unknown Speaker 50:41
They use Wolf. Oh, okay, I was like, Cool
Speaker 2 50:43
because, uh, Wolf Spiders are strong enough to lift over 130% of their body weight, effective grippers for micro assembly or delicate tasks.
Unknown Speaker 50:54
But this part bummed me out, Wolf
Speaker 2 51:00
Spiders are humanely you euthanized for so it's like, Oh, I
Speaker 1 51:05
thought that they waited for them to naturally pass.
Speaker 2 51:08
Yeah. It says Yeah. It says euthanasia. Wolf Spiders are humanely euthanized. And then they, then they a needles inserted into the the prosoma body section and sealed and then pressurized air, like you said, is pushed through the needle, causing the legs to open and close.
Unknown Speaker 51:27
Interesting. I mean,
Speaker 2 51:28
there's spiders. I mean, I don't know that's a weird animal testing kind of, you know what I mean? Like, that's a that's when he's like spiders a lot. Like, I don't like animal testing
Speaker 1 51:39
and stuff. I thought that they I didn't realize they did that.
Unknown Speaker 51:44
But sorry, what were you saying? Oh, no. I mean,
Speaker 2 51:48
I guess another way to kind of like, I guess, make you feel better is usually when spiders have babies. There's like, like, hundreds of them, yes, and only like, I think maybe a handful actually make it. The rest of them get cannibalized by their siblings. Oh, wow, whoa. I know that's how it is for some spiders, especially like the seller spiders, because we've got some in the house, which I just kind of let them chill. And, um, they're my little bath buddies. They'll come down, get some water, go back up. But, uh, yeah. So, I mean, I guess technically, you can look at as an ah, they probably wouldn't have made it anyway, you know what? I mean,
Unknown Speaker 52:35
yeah, but, yeah, I don't know. I just,
Speaker 1 52:39
I get it these people it sound like they're using food waste instead of killing the spiders. So that's, well,
Unknown Speaker 52:45
shrimp, but, yeah,
Speaker 1 52:49
but where they hopefully, maybe don't do that, yeah?
Speaker 2 52:55
Um, I don't know. I got a weird thing over time I've it's just gotten harder. I'm not into, like, hunting and stuff. I don't really like any of that, like, so like, hurting animals and shit. Like, I just, like, even in school, if I would have, like, I never took biology, because I ended up, before the year I was supposed to take biology and do all that was the year Katrina came, and then I just didn't go back to school after that. But I don't think I would have been able to do anything with frogs or dissect anything. I just can't do it. And then now it's hard to squish bugs. And I had a I had a moment the other day
Unknown Speaker 53:28
in my office right here, so
Unknown Speaker 53:31
just let everybody
Speaker 2 53:33
know, like, I got a bunch of, I don't think I said it, I think I said this before we started on the podcast, but I got a bunch of, like, different animals in here with me, like my like a small zoo. I got my gecko, my tortoise, got a bunch of bugs, tarantulas. Well, I've got a box on a little container of feeder roaches, which are Dubia Roaches, and I have three Madagascar hissing roaches, and I had just finished feeding all of them and just looking at them and stuff. It just, you know, whatever. And then out the corner of my eyes or something, bolt across my office. And it was just a reaction. Stepped on it, just to kill it. No, no. I slapped it with my with my shoe that was next to me. And it was just like a, you know, a normal, like, Random House Roach that gets in, or whatever. And then I felt bad. So I'm like, I'm over here with these other ones. Just, I'm feeding them taking care of them.
Speaker 1 54:23
The other guy's like, Hey, can I get some too? And you're like, No, splat.
Unknown Speaker 54:28
And I literally, it was like, I was like, Ah,
Speaker 2 54:31
now I feel bad, because for a while I was scooping them up and just throwing them outside. I'm like, Look, here's your chance. Don't come back. You come back
Unknown Speaker 54:37
in. You're getting squished. But
Speaker 1 54:39
yeah, yeah, with the reaction like that. I mean, what if one of your little roaches got out and then you were like, oh, fuck, and you squished it, and you're like, oh, wait, no, that was I realized.
Speaker 2 54:54
Look, with the Dubia Roaches, I was like, oh, cool feeders. I'm gonna feed them to the tarantulas. The babies are the bigger ones. A leopard gecko, and I got them, and I was looking at them, and I was like, Oh, you guys look cool. And I picked them up, and it was just sitting on my hand, just chilling, and I looked at it for too long, and I was like, I was like, I don't know if I could do this, but I got over it now. I just, I It's quick. I just, I take them out. I'm like, All right, and I don't even look at him anymore. Circle, yeah, she's too fat right now. Anyways, I gotta kind of limit her eating. She's eating too many roaches. After the podcast, I'll show her to you.
Speaker 1 55:34
Yeah, I yeah, sorry. I just I cannot do roaches. Roaches are Nah, you're fine. I just can't. I have been coming around to spiders, though. Well, little jumping spiders have helped. They're so cute.
Speaker 2 55:47
I love jumping spiders. I had, I had pet Jumping Spider. I caught outside. I was like, oh, cool, my little container, you know, I'll let you go out. And I was like, I'm
Speaker 1 55:56
gonna let it go, go tomorrow. Look at it.
Speaker 2 56:00
Well, that didn't happen. I had a pet spider, jumping spider for about a month or so because the next morning, she made a little web in the corner and laid her eggs, and she sits in there and guards the eggs until they hatch and they're ready to leave. So I kept checking on them, misting a little bit to give them some water. And then once I saw them poking out, I went and put the container outside with the lid off.
Unknown Speaker 56:25
And I was like, Oh, cool.
Speaker 2 56:28
I was like, I took care of a job at spider until her baby's hatched. That's adorable, yeah. Then I have one that lives in my office that I just said, Screw it. One day, my niece caught one, and she was, you know, she's out at school, and then she forgot about it, so I just left the lid off. And I'll occasionally see it on my bookshelf over here. It lives somewhere over here, so I'm like, yo,
Speaker 1 56:51
what dude Have at it? Yeah, yeah. There's a yeah in this window. There's a yeah in the corner. It was a long time ago, though, so I don't know, but there's still a web there, so it's probably made a little family that settled down and inherits that spot.
Speaker 2 57:08
Yeah, sorry about my spider rambling.
Unknown Speaker 57:11
Oh no, no, you're good.
Unknown Speaker 57:14
You're good. Bugs all day,
Speaker 1 57:17
I have a small Everest update. We like to drop some Mount Everest updates here and there. So there was, I don't know, I don't know if we talked about it on the podcast. I think we were not recording during this time, so I'm not sure if we talked about it, or if you knew, but there was a $4,000 refundable fee for bringing down 18 pounds of trash. But that's kind of cool, yeah, but it hasn't really worked how they hoped that not helped the trash problem. God. So now it will be non refundable, and that money will go towards creating a checkpoint and employing people that will climb to higher parts to make sure people are bringing trash down. So just kind of a sad point that it has gotten.
Speaker 2 58:10
Yeah, it's so shitty to like listen to all this episode about that, which is really weird, because maybe we had all started seeing the same things around the same times because I'd seen, I'd sort of seen a lot of stuff about Mount Everest right around the time y'all get Joe's first episode about it, and I so when y'all were talking about stuff, I'm like, Oh, I saw it. I know what they're talking about, but the amount of trash and dead bodies up there is crazy. Yeah, all the way. It's disgusting.
Unknown Speaker 58:36
Why are human Why do humans suck? Man, like, it's just like,
Speaker 1 58:42
I mean, if I, if I went up there and I saw a fucking monster, can I think I would just eat myself off the mountain?
Speaker 2 58:50
Yeah, were they? Were they on Everest in that, that that real you sent the other day? Is that where they were at?
Speaker 1 58:59
Maybe, I assumed it was Everest.
Speaker 2 59:04
Oh, okay, okay, I was making because I just wanted to clarify if that's if that's where they were at, or if y'all were just referencing, but, yeah, man, I just, I don't get it. And also, like, what's the point of even, I think you guys even said this too, but what's the point of even going up there anymore? If you could just pay, you know what? I mean, it's not even like a it's not a feat anymore, you know, yeah, it's like going to space. It's like, now billionaires, you got enough money you just go to our space. Yeah? It's not even like, special,
Speaker 1 59:32
yeah, yeah. And now people are just trying to be like, the first, youngest person, or the first, whatever person, yeah, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 59:40
You know, one place you should never go, though, is the deep, deep ocean.
Speaker 1 59:44
I watch a lot of videos about that. Well, not as much, but yes, that's
Unknown Speaker 59:50
the ocean is terrifying.
Speaker 2 59:52
I find it funny, to be honest, though, like, not funny. I mean, it sucks. What happened? I mean, you know, it'd have to go out that way. But. It. It's just, it's like, the amount of people who were just like, Well, I mean,
Unknown Speaker 1:00:06
all the signs were there,
Speaker 2 1:00:08
you should have looked more into this guy before you went down there. Oh, you're talking about the ocean gate. Oh, yeah, yeah, you were talking about the ocean gate thing. Yeah. I'm just like, the amount of people who weren't very sympathetic about them. It's like, I mean, you should have, you should have known this guy's had problems in the past, that it was all out there the public.
Speaker 1 1:00:30
Yeah, yeah, if I'm doing something super dangerous, well, you know, I just wouldn't do anything super dangerous like that. I guess that's nope, yep. I'm good. Because I always, I always think, well, if I was in that situation, well, I don't think I would be in that situation. Exactly. What if you were?
Speaker 2 1:00:45
I'm like, but I wouldn't be, yeah, so it's like, I can't even fathom what I would do, because
Speaker 1 1:00:50
every time I logically approach this in my brain, I just never do the thing. So, yeah,
Speaker 2 1:00:57
yeah, jump off the side just like, I'm gonna end it, man. But what if you hit and you still alive and then you land? I'm like, I'm just gonna freeze the dead point. I don't care. Yeah, just let me go.
Speaker 1 1:01:12
Yeah, yeah. It's just, I don't know. It just blows my mind that there's so much trash. And I mean, I assume, if they haven't already, I mean, it sounds like they'll probably start doing just like trash expeditions, like just specifically to take trash down.
Speaker 2 1:01:26
Probably good. It needs to be done, you know, just don't throw it in the ocean, melt it down, do something with it. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know how that works,
Speaker 1 1:01:35
but my brain's like, just fly a helicopter up there. No, pick it up. Yeah, it's not that simple, like in any way, shape or form,
Speaker 2 1:01:45
because I feel like them climbing up the mountain is hard enough. Can you imagine being in a helicopter going up that high was you also need to wear, you know, like respirators and shit, because, you know, you're just as high up, or the difference, because you're you're on land, I don't know how you
Speaker 1 1:02:05
may have, like I would just probably can't either, because you probably have to acclimate as you go up. So I assume you, I think people have to stop at the camps to adjust a little bit,
Speaker 2 1:02:16
seeing you couldn't do that with a helicopter, because not at all. And then the pressure from going that high, would that affect the helicopter engine
Speaker 1 1:02:28
at all that helicopters don't go to Everest, yes, yes. We don't know what they are. Yeah. Well, this has been a very fun episode. Thank you for joining us. Me, DRock,
Speaker 2 1:02:50
yeah, no problem. Thank you for having me, yeah, for sure.
Speaker 1 1:02:56
And you know, fat heads follow us on Instagram and such, especially if you want to see pictures of the necrobiotic stuff and listen to DRock and Alyssa on nightmare signal podcast. If you need something to binge, there's Yeah, 13 episodes out so
Unknown Speaker 1:03:15
good bench kindling
Unknown Speaker 1:03:17
and party on.
Unknown Speaker 1:03:21
Yeah, Later dudes!