Join us for a special holiday episode! We have a taste test, more Tyra cringe, and a gift guide from Jamie! What do you think an old people flavor is?! Is Alyssa going to start smoking?!?!?! Tune in to find out!
Join us for a special holiday episode! We have a taste test, more Tyra cringe, and a gift guide from Jamie! What do you think an old people flavor is?! Is Alyssa going to start smoking?!?!?! Tune in to find out!
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Santa Camel Cigarettes Ad
https://youtu.be/TCIHkZw-v1s?si=WjFNBjFAVu0hmvNW
Viceroy Cigarettes Christmas Commercial
https://youtu.be/DK5TnUUSZ7Y?si=3Lw5mhsl8c365arB
Lucky Strike Christmas Commercial 1963
https://youtu.be/DPqYFNCjCQw?si=OKb8KLB_hFT3IYSF
Camel - Give the Gift of Cigarettes this Christmas
https://youtu.be/GaORtO4rFoo?si=slgc4yl2OlMRqO8y
Philip Morris I love Lucy Collab
https://youtu.be/c5zYqNBZzJg
AI Santa by Tavus: Talk to Santa
https://share.google/6He8reaXsZNOHMyIn
Speaker 1 0:00
So Jamie, I'm no historian, but I do know that Pearl Harbor Day was last week, and in 2013 Spaghettios tweeted something in honor of Pearl Harbor, where, you know, a lot of people died, and it was a huge tragedy, so I'm gonna show you what they tweeted, And we can describe it to the listeners. Oh, fun.
Speaker 1 0:50
So it's a spaghettio holding an American flag, and it says, uh, take a moment to remember. But like his tongue is hanging out, and he looks happy.
Unknown Speaker 1:02
It's just a very strange choice.
Speaker 1 1:09
Yeah, I the first thing that came to mind is like, are they gonna do that with like, 911 as well? Like, Yeah, apparently, you know, they apologized for it, because everyone on Twitter was like, Holy fuck, look at the spaghetti O's tweet. Yeah, I took it down and stuff, but I found this, like, multiple years ago, and I've been saving it. Oh, perfect. Like I forgot last December, and then I was like, oh shit, that's right now. Gotta do it to like, show up in your like, like photo memories. It's like, two years ago today, and it's like, oh yeah, I don't remember. I think it's just been like, on my podcast list forever, and I've been like, waiting for December to roll back around. Not like it fucking matters at all, but anyway, welcome to the nervous laughter podcast. Welcome. I'm Jamie. I'm Alyssa. We remember, we remember Pearl Harbor, and we won't do a yours
Unknown Speaker 2:17
was way better.
Speaker 1 2:21
Did you eat Spaghettios as a child? I did with hot dogs and stuff. Hell yeah. Did you ever have the ones that had the meatballs in them? Yes, those were really good. Yeah. I preferred the ones with the hot dogs, though. As a hot dog girl, wait, did you put the hot dogs in it or it came with it both. They do sell it with the hot dogs in it. But, you know, if you get a little fancy at home and want to, you know, make something homemade. Chef Jamie, get a can of Spaghettios and hook up some hot dogs. Bowl, some dogs. Bowl, some dogs. Well, speaking of eating things, I have a little holiday taste test for us, yes. So if you'd like to get your plate so excited, I apologize in advance for how it looks. So I decided to make the I decided to make the Java monster pie. Yes, this is not the color I would expect it to be. Is a horribly offensive color. And then this morning, I found these gingerbread peeps. So I was like, Maybe this will make it look a little nicer on the plate. But, yeah, I'm not huge on peeps, but we'll see how it tastes. Yeah, G had one, and he said it was very cinnamony, and he liked it. Okay, I want to eat this whole piece of pie. But since it's like, yeah, job, I'm like, Oh, well, I was, I was hoping you'll like it so I can send some home with you. Okay, okay, it's actually pretty good, little coffee pie. Yeah, I don't mind it. Okay. When I was cutting it up, it looked so gross that I got a little nervous. But, yeah, this is great. It is quite good. Yeah, it's very fitting for 2025 like the Great Depression stuff and Monster just goes together.
Unknown Speaker 4:26
Well, a good little way to eat your coffee in the morning. Try the gingerbread heat. That's fine. Yeah.
Speaker 1 4:39
And we went for opposite ends. I went head and Jamie went butt. Yeah, about that, but first, well, awesome, if you want to have a white trash Christmas, make a monster pie. Yeah, yeah. I thought it was really. Good, like I would totally, yeah, I'd have it again maybe for summer. Try to make one of the other flavors. You could do an Alani one. Oh, yeah, it might be really good. Oh, I'll show you a picture of how it looked before I put it in the oven. I sent it to Chris, and he was like, Why the fuck are you making that just looks so gross. Oh, my God, it looks like mama made it. It does mama, Josh and Mama, Mama, yeah. I felt like, Mama, I mean, this was definitely the trashiest thing I ever made, yeah? Um, yeah, I'm down to, uh, making try more pies. Energy pie, yeah, extreme pie. Did you ever see the power thirst video when you were younger? That sounds so familiar, but I can't it was like a it was just like a stupid video on the internet. It was like a power thirst. And now in flavors like raw Berry, you'll run so fast, Mother Nature will be like, slow down, and then you'll say no and kick her in your face with your energy legs. Oh yeah. So I would say both of both of these are good options. The excellent, um, dude, this pie would be dope with, like, a huge mound of whipped cream. Oh, like, yeah. Like, I guess, however you like your coffee topped, yeah, do that with this. Yeah. If you want the recipe, let me know. I'll send it to you. I almost got us a white monster and ice cream for floats, but I was like, it'll probably be overkill, and then we'll never sleep, so we'll try that another time. Yeah, yeah. Oh, that could be a fun summer thing too. Yeah, um, yeah. The the peeps, I thought that I would say I kind of like that one better than regular peeps. I agree. So get you some of those. Yeah, thank you very much for this delicious treat. I can't wait to have more. I'm glad that you like it, because I was like, Oh God, if Jamie doesn't like it, I'm gonna feel bad getting rid of it. Because, yeah, I don't know how many monster Javas were in it, I would say probably three quarters of a can. Oh, okay. I was like, three cans or something. No, no, I ended up drinking the last of it. I bought two cans originally, because I didn't know how much it would take. That's the fucking disorganized life I lead. I'm like, I'm gonna get supplies at the store before I look at the recipe. So I have another one to drink on its own, which I'm excited about. Okay, yeah, cuz the chick, I think she put like two or three different types in so I thought, I just assumed it would be like a shit ton of pies, or, you know, monster in there. I do have another crust. It was a two pack. Oh, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 8:01
Save it for Christmas. Yeah.
Speaker 1 8:05
And speaking of Christmas treats, Miss Tyra Banks is doing some promotion for smize. Or what is it? Smile and dream, dream and ice cream. I don't know it's tagline, something like that. But yeah, so there's a lot of people that are like, come get Tyra. Oh man, I totally forgot all the words that you told me. What was there? Drag Alicia, or drag a two, drag a two. Yeah. I hope it's not directed for her sake. But people are saying maybe it is, yeah, it's kind of dragitude, fortunate. So, yeah, it's just a handful of videos, so I'll show you them back to back, and then we'll come back and get how you feel about home. All right. Here we go, the most
Unknown Speaker 9:01
iconic place in all of Australia that you guys celebrate, drink and enjoy. Amy,
Unknown Speaker 9:38
and I started saying,
Speaker 2 9:40
make a rain there. Make a rain deal, when he said, Now she got magic
Unknown Speaker 9:49
with the deals and dreams,
Unknown Speaker 9:52
and I get a flip
Unknown Speaker 9:53
your hair, even if it ain't there.
Unknown Speaker 9:58
Santa Claus got a big boot. Yo and my best friend
Speaker 2 10:16
took advantage of that, and there was an Arctic wall that rose up from the ground and got snow into the sky, and he pushed up with his Santa Claus magic and locked
Speaker 3 10:31
me up for hundreds of years that I am a gay man trapped up in this body. I am in
Unknown Speaker 10:46
this body, and I got a lot of for years.
Speaker 2 10:50
Let me tell you what he did. We about to get to the end of this. You know when Santa Claus tells you that he gonna come down your chimney and he wants you to leave some cookies and crane on that thing for him to eat. Do you know what he doing? So he biting that cookie. He ain't stepping that crane. He taking a bowl from your cabinet, from your joint, and y'all call it, and he putting it on the thing. He putting a little bit of cookie, he put a little bit of that milk, and he mixing it up, and he put it in your freezer, and he trying to make it taste like Santa's and it tastes like Spanish. Let's quickly talk about your appearance at the barrister.
Speaker 4 11:31
I really was supposed to just stand behind the DJ booth. Yeah, play my song, kind of sing along, kinda not really, but not leave behind the DJ booth, but the vibe and the love and the energy in the room, yeah, it just kind of like, possessed me. DJ booth. I couldn't hear myself, sure, like, some I'm singing, I can't hear myself later. I watch back. I'm like, who I was, real pitchy, but I can't hear myself. But I didn't care, because, like, the energy in the room was amazing, yes. And I was like leaning down and grabbing hands and just lost my mind.
Speaker 1 12:05
That was something, yeah, flip your eye, even if it ain't there, saying that to Jason, our bald friend, yeah, I just love how in the little news interview, after she was like, Yeah, I wasn't even supposed to go out behind the DJ booth. And it's like, so I fucking did, yeah. It's like, oh yeah, you should have just stayed you should have stayed there, even if you don't care. Dude, I feel like in that interview, it kind of looked like she had the fucking eye color transplant. I feel like her eyes looked weird. Ooh, I'll have to, like, look in closer on that, and, yeah, maybe compare some old pictures and see if she went through with that or something. Maybe, I don't know, maybe her pupils were dilated because she's having a mental health crisis, very, very possibly, or maybe she's a weird bitch. Who knows, time will tell. Yeah, she's been known to be a weird bitch, so there's that. But also, I can't help but get like Wendy Williams kind of that's exactly what I was thinking. So, yeah, we'll, you know, I guess we'll see in the coming years, yes, I will say I'm a hater to my core, and I am happy that this happened in honor of all the fatties out there that she shamed over the years. I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, because she's a gay man, trapped in a woman's body, she got a whole lot of body that was bad. And the drag queen behind her was like, Girl, stop, we can't keep defending you for long. And she had a weird southern accent, which I don't Is she from the south or I don't think Where's Perfect.
Unknown Speaker 14:15
Okay, yeah, nope, Inglewood California.
Speaker 1 14:19
Man, I'm gonna get open South Inglewood, California. Maybe I'm gonna get all jacked up on this monster pie. I'm just like, I really want some too, but I don't know. I think I'll have another
Unknown Speaker 14:34
bite. Have some
Speaker 1 14:38
pie, even if it makes you die, not really, but hell yeah. Well, no, I mean, I would still have pie, even if it makes me die, I would die for this monster pie. Man, that was pretty awesome. Excellent find. Thank you. Thank you. Maybe, um, I think this happened pretty recently, so maybe more. Our videos will surface. I can share. I love when different perspectives pop up. You know, it's like somebody filmed it from this angle, or got, like, a different part or something, yeah. Like, have you seen a video that's been going around about is this family having a birthday dinner, and the grandma goes to light a candle on a birthday cake or something, and somehow, like, the whole table catches on fire, and everybody's like, silently putting it out, like there's this huge fire, and you just hear all this clanging and stuff, but nobody's saying anything, but somehow, there's, like, multiple points of view of that, I guess different people that were there. Obviously, I don't know why I said somehow, but yeah, I'll send some to you. It's really entertaining. Okay, yeah, it's funny. Just that they're quiet. They're like, well, this happens quite a bit with grandma. You just hear like, like, clanking and stuff in the background, and I took that as a cue to eat more pie. Yes, have more pie. Well, I have something musical that I wanted to share with you. So kind of related to Tyra. It's a commercial that I saw. Well, I saw somebody post it. I haven't seen the actual commercial on TV, but it's one that I would be excited if I saw on TV. So I show this to you.
Unknown Speaker 16:43
No, no, no, oh, yeah, it's
Unknown Speaker 16:48
that time again. Kool Aid, man, you ready for Christmas? Is everything?
Speaker 5 17:14
All that Billy boom for Christmas, all that really broke for Christmas, all that really broke for Christmas, is everything on my list, and they got a whole lot of Christmas.
Speaker 1 17:22
Man, that goes pretty hard. It does. Yeah, I was really happy when I saw it. Yeah, I wonder how much he was paid to do that. That's a good question. I'll do some research. Man, I say that, like, it's like, a bad thing, like, I wonder how much you got paid to do that. But, you know, it's like, it's Little John, so I'm just like, wow, that's, yeah, it was impressive. And I, as I was watching it, I was thinking that I think I'm just impressed by anyone wearing basically like a mascot suit, like the Kool Aid man, like, I love H E buddy, which is the mascot for the grocery store here. Yeah, so I'm just easily impressed, yeah, things like that. Like, oh my god, the Kool Aid, Chuck E Cheese, yeah, maybe I don't know. I'm trying to think of more mascot places, yeah? That's like, not a not furries, not a high schooler. Yeah. It also made me think of that book that I talked about on the podcast where the Kool Aid man and his stepsister do it. Oh, yeah, good stuff. Well, I also have some ads to share. Let me pull them up. So these ones are more for a smoker's Christmas. So if you have a friend that's really into cigarettes, you might want to, you know, add that to their list this year. You know, part of me is like, I should just take up smoking. Like, who fucking cares anymore? Yeah, yeah, it'd be nice. It's like, yeah, oh yeah, who cares, yeah, I'll probably get hit by a bus or something anyway, and I don't care what anybody says. Smoking looks cool and it smells good, and then you can smell like cigarettes and dryer sheets. Smells good. I love it. I might blow it in my face. The reason I don't smoke is because I'm cheap, and they kind of make me feel weird. I don't I don't like how I feel when I have a cigarette, but maybe I could make myself like it, because it would be fun to. Be a smoker. I'm not actually going to be hasty now. I'll think about it. You can just walk around, you know, where people smoke outside and just be like, blow it in my face. Yeah, it's gonna be my new year's resolution to become a smoker.
Unknown Speaker 20:21
I gotta hit one a day.
Speaker 1 20:23
Yeah, I'm gonna feel weird, but it smells really good. Maybe you can just like them, like, like, incense, oh yeah, and like, do it around, oh yeah. I love when a woman smells like cigarettes and some kind of perfume. Oh yeah, beautiful. Okay, do you need a, do you need a Java monster? Oh, yeah, either that or some some cigarettes.
Unknown Speaker 20:50
Comment down, um,
Unknown Speaker 20:54
so I have, uh,
Speaker 1 20:57
I have five different videos you want to watch them all back to back, or just one at a time, and talk about it, or I'm open. Whatever you think is easiest, okay, would work best? Let's do let's watch them all like together. Okay, oh, cartons of camels are sure to please. Besides, they look so handsome under Christmas tree.
Speaker 6 21:21
So easy to give, so good to get the nation's favorite cigarette. It's gift packed ready to give with a space for your greeting.
Speaker 7 21:35
Christmas shopping is rough on the feet. By the time we were through, I was really beat. Finished the list. My wife said, We're set now. I wanted a cigarette. Where were mine? Out in the car? She said, Tell me how you think these are viceroy. That's a change for you try them. You change too. She said, Viceroy tastes the way you'd like a filter cigarette to taste not too strong, not too light. Viceroys got the taste That's right, that's right, that's right. Well, Christmas morning was merry and bright, the perfect gift, the taste That's right. Now I know, and I'll take all bets. If you smoke all seven filter cigarettes, you'll find some too strong, some too light. The viceroy's got the deep weave filter and the taste That's right, not too strong, not too light. Viceroy has got the taste That's right.
Speaker 8 22:35
Friends, here's a wonderful Christmas gift for anyone who smokes, because it says Merry Christmas and happy smoking 200 times, yes, 10 packs of those better tasting Lucky's all done up for Christmas in a beautiful carton, created just for Lucky Strike by the famous designer, Mr. Raymond Loewy, it'll look so bright and colorful under your Christmas tree, and it's such a welcome gift to anyone who enjoys a good smoke. Because, you know, smoking enjoyment is all a matter of taste, and the fact of the matter is Lucky's taste better, cleaner, fresher, smoother. That's why you can't go wrong. If you remember your friends with these colorful Christmas cartons of Lucky Strike Toot, toot, toot,
Speaker 9 23:22
be happy. Go lucky for Christmas gifts this year. Say, has
Speaker 7 23:29
this been happening to your Christmas list every year? It seems to stretch gets longer and longer. Well, that's good. It means your list of friends is growing too What will you give them camels? Of course, camel makes the smokers on your list so easy to shop for. You're giving them the taste that has kept camel by far America's largest selling, best liked regular cigarette. So give them 10 camel packs in one bright red and gold carton, no wrapping needed. There's even a greeting card right here on the side. You just sign present and watch for the smiles. Camel gives you easy going taste and choice quality tobaccos, the best tobacco makes the best smoke. Remember this Christmas make it camel time.
Speaker 8 24:25
Hello. My name is Susan Shaw. I'd like to take just a moment to make a Christmas suggestion to you. Now, if you're anything like me, you have a fairly long list of Christmas gifts to buy. Perhaps you're wondering how to simplify your shopping and how to make sure that the gifts you give will be truly welcome and wanted. Well, may I suggest that for everyone on your Christmas list who smokes, you give cartons of Philip Morris. Philip Morris comes in this beautiful, colorful gift carton with the picture of Lucille Ball. And Desi Arnaz, stars of the Philip Morris program. I Love Lucy and see here is a space for you to write your own personal Christmas greeting, and here's a place to write your name. But after all, it's the cigarette inside the carton that really makes Philip Morris such a wonderful gift for everyone who smokes. For inside the carton is America's most enjoyable cigarette, the one cigarette made differently from all other leading brands to assure more smoking comfort, more smoking pleasure. Remember, Philip Morris is always welcome, always in good taste. Thank you, and a very Merry Christmas to you all from Philip Morris, how about a good night cigarette? Ricky, thank you. Lucy, nothing but the best match. Nothing But Philip Morris.
Speaker 8 25:59
Sure tastes good. And you know something Lucy when you find a good thing, well, you kind of like to pass it along to your friends. That means you have you tried to Philip Morris lately. You'll love them. They're so smooth and mild and they taste so good. And most important, there's no cigarette hangover when you smoke Philip Morris. That's right, that's what we say. You'll be glad tomorrow you smoke Philip Morris today, good night. So
Speaker 1 26:30
what do you think, Jamie, that's not helping me not want to smoke cigarettes? Yeah? Well, so glamorous, yeah. Philip Morris doesn't have the hangover thing. So, yeah, that'll be good for you. I pick it up, yeah, and um, when we're at the end of that one of the Lucille Ball one Alyssa said was that high road
Speaker 1 26:59
Santa wants to make ice cream. Oh, that part was really weird, where she was like, he mixes the cream. It's not my ice ice cream. He's taking the cookies and he's breaking it up in the milk, and he's making spies and dreams. Wait no Santa's smiles, whatever. Oh, man, I I love that they had the gift tag on the carton of cigarettes. Yeah, yeah, very personal. I just love how much it was like. Do you have friends? Buy them cigarettes for Christmas? Yeah, if I go to a Secret Santa this year, I'll take a carton of cigarettes and see what happens. Yeah, that's probably like a million dollars, though. Yeah, yeah. Downside, I feel like people would think that's trashy now, but it's cool to know that it was like a thing at one point. Like, if you didn't buy your your smoker friends cigarettes, like you don't care about them. Yeah, my mom smoked when she was pregnant with me, so I feel like part of my
Speaker 1 28:16
I feel like, you know, I'm part cigarette. You know, it's like in my DNA. So maybe that's why I like the smell so much and like the women and their perfume and cigarettes. I'm like. It reminds me of a similar time. It's like my mom, yeah, before all the bad experiences take me back to the womb where I couldn't inhale cigarette smoke and not talk. Yeah, sounds like heaven. Oh, um, I have more excellent plastic cigarette ads. These ones are pictures so I'll you know, forget and describe. The first one is a dude in a Santa outfit without the like facial Oh, hair stuff and a stocking with He's holding a few cartons of cigarettes. It says, sock him with a load of good cheer. Give him by the carton. Give him to every oops, sorry. Give them to everyone who smokes, the family, the neighbor, your friends, everyone who's dog, yeah, even the dog children, um, everyone who's been good to you all year. Chesterfields are the best tip I can give to you at Christmas time or anytime. When you give Chesterfields, you sock them with a load of cheer, Merry Christmas, everybody. And it's just like, Yeah. From there, I love cigarette Christmas. Take me back like simple times.
Unknown Speaker 30:00
Hmm. So this one's for camel
Speaker 1 30:06
or, sorry, camels Cavalier and Winston. It says Merry Merry Christmas. Oh, I'm sorry, four of the grandest gifts you can give for smoking. The fourth one is Prince Albert. Camel Skinner piercing. Yeah, it is. That's what I thought at first. I was like, Oh, wait, this is like that joke, like, do you have Prince Albert in a can? You better let him out, because it's just tobacco in a can for your pipes, for camel, it says America's most popular cigarette for Christmas, giving for more pure pleasure. No other cigarette is so rich, tasting so mild as camel. And of course, there's a picture of just like Santa at the top, and all these cartons, Cavalier King size, the king size cigarette that gives an extra measure of both sides of smoking, pleasure, mildness, to feel flavor, to taste delicious.
Unknown Speaker 31:06
Sorry. Feel like I'm tempting you now with all
Speaker 1 31:11
these readings, if I die of lung cancer, it's your fault. Jamie, do you want me to get you a carton for Christmas? No, I better not Winston's king size filter tip, the new easy drawing filter cigarette with the finer filter and finer flavor, Winston tastes good like a cigarette should. And then there's Prince Albert smoking tobacco year after year, America's most popular smoking tobacco Give, give a one pound tend to your pipe smoking friends, that's a lot. Yeah, one pound. I guess that's just like, you know, the curtain version of,
Unknown Speaker 31:56
yeah, loose tobaccos.
Speaker 1 31:59
And this one is a Christmas tree with a Santa Claus in front. And he he's putting it looks like ornaments on the trees, but it is packs of cigarettes, yeah. And it says, with the three first in smoking, pleasure always be. Always milder, better tasting, cooler smoking. So gather round, light up and share very best at Christmas time, Chesterfields have all the benefits of smoking pleasure. They're giveable, acceptable and enjoyable, the right combination of the world's best tobaccos always buy Chesterfield ABC,
Unknown Speaker 32:42
make kids like it too. They can sing the alphabet.
Unknown Speaker 32:47
Help the kids learn, give them cigarettes. I feel
Speaker 1 32:52
like they probably had like songs, but I would sing with the kids and stuff around that time, like that. Oh, and of course, it wouldn't be a cigarette segment without a Newport ad, ah, yes, of course. It says alive with pleasure, and it's a you just see, like, man hands putting a Santa beard and a mustache on a girl. And she's like, she's like, Yeah, let me set this synthetic beard on fire with a cigarette. Yeah, light me up, baby. This one has a guy dressed up as Santa Claus, and his wife is tying the beard on and it says, help him play the part, right? And he has a bag full of cartons of old gold cigarettes. Does this Christmas give old gold for a treat instead of a treatment? You're sure of, the part you play on Christmas day and you give old gold for for you know that America's smoothest cigarette will always be welcomed by smokers as a gift. That's a treat, not a treatment. So give old golds with confidence. Remember, no other leading cigarette is less irritating or easier on the throat. Maybe I need to try these. Yep, maybe it'll help with the weird feeling if they're still around, I haven't heard of these until this good point, easier on the throat or contains less nicotine than old gold. This conclusion was established on evidence by the United States government
Speaker 1 34:41
this Christmas by old golds and the festive Christmas curtain for your family, for your friends, for yourself. They're a holiday treat that smokers always welcome. And Alyssa, well, yeah, as well, I open cigarettes with open arms. Well, then you then I can. Have a bunch of cool accessories too, you know, like you have little things that you can keep in your purse to protect your cigarettes. And, you know, they would have little like compacts. So you could have, like a mirror with, like your little thing of cigarettes. Yeah, you can have a cool little lighter and then, like a little thing to hold the cigarette as you smoke it and stuff. Oh, yeah, that too, excellent.
Unknown Speaker 35:24
And there was
Unknown Speaker 35:28
okay, and then there is a a
Speaker 1 35:31
paper and then there is a paper ad version of the Lucille Ball one. So something wonderful happens when you give Philip Morris, you'll be delighted at the wonderful reception Philip Morris always gets for when you give Philip Morris, you give the very finest and this year, Philip Morris comes in a gay and colorful holiday gift carton with a place for you or for your own personal greeting. So give the gift that's always welcome, always in good taste with Philip Morris for gift or guest Lucio ball and Desi ernes Choose Philip Morris. Why don't you? I need to find that carton that would be a fun collector's item. Oh, yeah, yeah. And of course, there's a slew more of just vintage ads, cigarette holiday ads, so maybe, you know, maybe more next year. I would love that. And I think that for Christmas decor, I would like to print some of those ads and just, oh, yeah, actually, yeah. I mean, they do look really, they're very nice, yeah, I'm actually gonna do that nice, nice. I think that's a good idea. Thank you. Really fit the vibe. Yeah, that's how you can, you know, do your smoking thing. Just, yeah, get the ads, classic ads, instead. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 37:01
It, please don't start smoking. Mommy, Alyssa,
Speaker 1 37:09
thank you, Jamie, for motivating me to start smoking again. You're welcome. Just kidding, but yeah, if I know you feel free to blow your cigarette smoke in my face. It's very covid, safe, blue, safe activity this time of year. Yeah, that was fun. Oh, I enjoyed those. Cool, cool. Yeah. I'm glad you like them. I I know a few smokers, so I'll let them. I'll let them know it's at the sketch thing. So next time you go to a show, maybe you'll get someone okay, though I am gonna be a little picky. I don't want any fucking vape smoke in my face. Okay, yeah, some of them smoke cigarettes. Okay, cool. I feel like vape.
Unknown Speaker 38:01
I'm sorry, but your poser gotta do the real thing.
Speaker 1 38:07
Totally fair. Yeah, I don't want your, I don't want your Fruity Yeah, Fruity Pebbles, bullshit. No one of Marlboro red in my nostrils. Look Dad. Yeah. Uh, oh, I do have a question for you. Yeah, I don't know. I just thought about it. So I really like peppermint stuff. Like just year round, I enjoy peppermint. And I was telling G that I, for whatever reason, I kind of feel like an old person liking peppermint. Because to me, an old people flavor would be like rum raisin, but I'm like, oh to the new generation. Is my peppermint love like an old person thing. Oh. But then G said that he thinks that peppermint is kind of an extension of white girls liking pumpkin spice. It's just the flavor they transition to for Christmas. And I wanted to know your thoughts, uh, I don't know. I feel like I agree with like all of us. It is all of because I feel like an old person's like, candy bowl, like, you'll see peppermints and those new strawberry candies, and like, some coins and then, and then, like, you'll definitely see all the white Girls transition from pumpkin spice fall to peppermint, winter. Peppermint winter every time of year, dude, a cigarette and a mint. That sounds awesome right now, a menthol maybe. Oh, man, Menthols make my Tum Tum hurt. Oh, I don't know why I said it like, oh. Oh, I had too many cigarettes. Alyssa, oh, no, that's like, the like, short time I smoked cigarettes in high school, like, after I turned like, well, I guess it was just after high school. Anyway, there was, um, I don't know why I just like Menthols, but if you smoke like a bunch of Menthols, it's just like so your stomach feels so bad. Maybe that's why I just don't like smoking because of that. Well, in 2026 we can get back into it. Yeah, yeah, we'll bring it back. But yeah, I've liked peppermint for like, a long time too. You know, I like pepper, peppermint and chocolates and, you know, after dinner, mints and all of those variety of things. That's delicious. So I guess to your answer, your multi part question, it is, yes. Okay, I agree. I kind of thought yes to all of it as well. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. I do feel a little bit sad, because maybe, you know, the younger kids now, they're like, Oh, my fucking aunt, she likes peppermint. And you know, that's how I would feel about rum raisin or, like, what's another old people flavor? I used to think praline, but now I like praline. Praline is good. Maybe like butterscotch. Oh yeah, butterscotch. Definitely, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 41:38
Prune. So I don't
Speaker 1 41:43
know. I love prune ice cream and prune coffee and butter coffee. Actually, I don't know, prune coffee might not be too bad, yeah, might be a good way to sweeten
Unknown Speaker 42:00
it. So, so, yeah, um,
Speaker 1 42:05
write us in what you think an old people flavor is, yeah, yeah. Let us know. Let us know if you think it's evolving, yes. So, speaking of stuff the you know, I guess kids like and dislike nowadays, you know, they're really into AI. And there is this little AI Santa that you can call. So Alyssa, would you like to video call Santa with me and we'll record it. My God, put the audio on the podcast and the video on this. Yeah, I don't know why I'm nervous. I'm like, I'm so wary of robots, I've never met Santa before.
Unknown Speaker 42:53
Okay, I'm ready. Okay,
Speaker 10 42:55
Merry Christmas. Share your wishes with Santa, and I'll let you know if you're on the niece list.
Unknown Speaker 43:01
Hi Santa. I'm Jamie. It's great, nice to meet you, Jamie. I've got you got what
Speaker 10 43:13
I said, I've got my eye on you, Jamie, just keeping an eye on who's being naughty or nice. What's on your mind? Want to chat about your holiday wishes or something else
Speaker 1 43:22
that's kind of creepy. Um, this is my friend Alyssa.
Unknown Speaker 43:28
Hi Santa
Speaker 10 43:31
ho ho. I think there's a bit of confusion. I'm Santa Claus, not Sandra, but that's okay. It's a festive time of year, and I'm here to help. So Jamie and Alyssa. What brings you two together on this chat? Want to talk about your holiday plans or something else?
Unknown Speaker 43:48
Am I on the naughty list or nice list?
Unknown Speaker 43:53
Well, well, well, well, what
Speaker 10 44:02
you want to know more, don't you? Well, let's just say I'm still keeping an eye on things. You've been a bit cheeky, and that's okay. I can handle it.
Unknown Speaker 44:14
It seems like you're a bit speechless,
Speaker 1 44:17
I mean, a little bit. But my friend, there's something that Alyssa wants for Christmas.
Speaker 10 44:25
Alyssa, what's on your wish list this year? Don't be shy. Tell old Santa what's on your mind. I'm all ears, and I might just see if I can make it happen.
Unknown Speaker 44:35
Santa, could you bring me a carton of cigarettes?
Speaker 10 44:40
Alyssa, I think you might. Want to reconsider that wish as a jolly old Santa, I'm more about spreading joy and cheer, and I'm not sure cigarettes would fit into that category. How about something a bit more festive and fun? I've got a whole sleigh full of wonderful gifts to choose from.
Unknown Speaker 44:57
What about Christmas themed cigarettes?
Speaker 10 45:01
Yeah, Alyssa, I'm afraid I'm going to have to say no to that one. Alyssa, as Santa, I want to encourage healthy habits and joyful celebrations that bring people together, not habits that might harm. How about I bring you a fun and festive gift that's also good for you. You're following all sorts of
Speaker 1 45:19
you're falling into the naughty list. Oh, shit, you're right.
Speaker 10 45:23
Ho, ho, ho, well, well, well, well, it seems like you're having a bit of a moment. Alyssa, don't worry, I'm not one to judge too harshly. I just want to encourage kindness, compassion and good cheer. Let's focus on getting you and Jamie on the nice list instead. What do you say?
Speaker 1 45:44
Okay, I say, bring them the cigarettes.
Unknown Speaker 45:49
I'm not bringing you cigarettes Alyssa instead.
Unknown Speaker 45:53
Oh, the call ended. Oh,
Unknown Speaker 45:56
all right, so Alyssa is now on the naughty list
Speaker 1 46:01
after after the cigarette. And if you would like your own AI Santa experience. This is by santa.cavas.io campus is T, A, V, U, S, and it has a timer for like, two minutes or whatever. So you're limited on the time. But, yeah, we didn't get to ask about what you wanted for Christmas. I'm sorry. And you know what? What I really want is for you to have your cigarette. Okay? I mean, I didn't mean to hog Santa's time. I feel bad. I'm definitely on the naughty list. No, inconsiderate. No, it's okay. Santa didn't know what he was talking about. He's just an AI, so, you know, that was a good find. Thank you. Yeah, yeah, just a fun little thing.
Unknown Speaker 46:54
So yeah, you guys call and can record it,
Unknown Speaker 46:58
send it in. You know, we'll have a good little laugh.
Speaker 1 47:02
But yeah, I think that brings us to the end of today's episode. We gotta go on our smoke break now, yeah, gotta go smoke and have coffee or not. Coffee, I'm sorry, coffee. Pie cigarettes. That sounds awesome. Hopefully Waffle House will add this to their menu. They, they really should, yeah, like a sweet coffee pie would be awesome, would be but um, all right, fat heads, happy holidays and party on,
party on!