TRIGGER WARNING - nail injuries, nothing too terrible but it’s talked about. We talk about some recent medical anxities, celeb cringe, and some other random things.
TRIGGER WARNING - nail injuries, nothing too terrible but it’s talked about. We talk about some recent medical anxities, celeb cringe, and some other random things.
Alyssa & Jamie do a quick catch up from their holiday activities, including meeting someone who taught Criss Angel & a bad pantsing incident.
Medical Update Freakout Corner!
Celebrity cringe corner - Alyssa talks about a couple of Alec & Hillary Baldwin cringe moments. Jamie gives an update on pick up artist Mystery & skims the surface of the pool that is Tyra Banks cringe.
Write us some of your cringe stories at nervouslaughterpodcast@gmail.com
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Unknown Speaker 0:00
So I went back to Mississippi for Christmas from you like Christmas in Mississippi for like the Hallmark movie, but I went to a pawn shop to get a VCR. And I met a this random guy who was an illusionist. And he said that he had taught Criss Angel before, so that was super cool. I don't, I'm just not remembering. I might have texted you about that. But like,
my mind was blown. And he did like a little, like magic trick. He had like a coin and was like, how many coins you see, I was like one. And he did this little like wave of the hand and was like, oh, there's the quarter from behind my ear. This, there's this other guy and they're just like, dude, dude.
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It was awesome. Um, I didn't get the VCR. It was too expensive for my tastes. So I think that he was telling the truth, because my first thought was like, He's fucking making that up. I don't know. I thought so. He kind of it maybe so maybe, but um, I mean, what happens to all illusionists that don't wind up on AMC? You know, they probably wind up in a pawn shop.
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Somewhere across the country. Did he wear the chunky rings and shit like Criss Angel? Do you think he taught him his style as well? Um, so I would explain his style as more of you know, in a hardcore pawn. The dad in that show. More like that. Just kind of like a Slick Rick.
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Punch up guy in the head had a cat. There's a cat in the pawn shop. So we got along really? Well.
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They didn't name it. I was like, come on. It's so fucking weird to me when people don't name animals. Yeah. What? Like he's hanging out on the shop, like all the time and like, come on. Definitely the coolest person there. Yeah.
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He seemed like a franker or friend or something. Um, oh, yeah. There's one more thing that happened that I wanted to tell you about. So I went to meet up a with a friend that I haven't talked to in a while we met for ice cream. And I went outside to wait while she was getting hers. And she came out and just to kind of paraphrase she was like, I don't know like what this kid was trying to flex on. But he was just like, a COBOL loop sugar
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ice cream scooper lady.
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It was just really funny and cute. And you know, I have facial hair ice cream lady. I'm on there now.
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On that note, welcome to nervous laughter everybody
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has a podcast.
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Leave that in
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for your ear.
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I'm Jamie. That, Melissa? What? What kind of interesting things have you been up to over the break? Well, I had a tragic incident the other night. I guess it was on New Year's Eve.
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So I made us these really nice homemade pizzas. Lots of fresh vegetables are really delicious. We're watching a show. And then we pause the show to go pick up the pizza. And so carboy number three was reaching to get some glass containers down. So I was like this is the perfect handling glass.
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Perfect is my pantsing victory was it was on the horizon.
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He's putting stuff up. I'm like okay, I'm going in for the kill.
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Sorry.
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He reaches behind him to like, swap my hand away in his forearm hitches my thumb and bends the fingernail
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and I started screaming
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it actually looks almost normal today. Like I was for how bad it hurt. I seriously thought it got ripped off. Because like the white part like
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completely bent back, like and I have oh, I don't know how long it is, but there was like a line where it bent back and there's all this blood under it.
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It was definitely one of the top five most painful things in my life. Like, I have not cried that much over an injury maybe ever know stuff like that is the fucking word. Yeah, it was so bad. And I was like, why didn't you just let me pants you and none of this whatever.
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And I just feel really tense.
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Episode I had a hit my nail or something not as bad but like, um, I just like for the rest of the night. I was like, am I gonna wake up and my nails gonna be falling off? Or just like, Oh, apparently the nail can endure an insane amount of trauma because like there was blood like halfway down my nail and I mean it's tender to the touch but I'm really surprised
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I was like crying so hard. It part of it was just because I was so freaked out because nail stuff is so fucking disgusting.
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He like went to go get me ice and I'm like leaning over the counter just hyperventilating.
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And I see him like he gives me the ice. I see him doing something like pants. You
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know, I told him
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he felt bad enough not to. But he was wiping up I guess I had drool.
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Drool.
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That's my why. Yeah.
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Yeah. But I also realized it was ridiculous how much I was freaking out. So I was kind of laughing a little bit too. But it was very traumatic. So everybody be really careful in your pan saying like, I really didn't know that. Something like this could happen. Is your nails still, like have blood under it or anything? Or like, isn't it? No. Well, there's a little bit kind of like below the white part. You can see some red, but I don't know if it's blood or if it's just like, where it bent? I don't know. I don't think I can see anything from yeah, pretty normal, right? Normal ish. Yeah, I was convinced it was gonna come off. It's like
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it's like, I don't think so.
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Um, that kind of reminded me of a
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family story. Do you mind if I share? Not at all.
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So we were like, it was me, my mom, my dad and my middle sister. We were all just like super clean the kitchen spring cleaning time.
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And my dad was going underneath me like cabinet, kind of weird space to sweep with like a small broom. So he was like, hands and knees on the floor sweeping around. I didn't really realize he was doing that. And I was at the sink doing dishes. So I just felt like a little tickle on my foot. And I thought that it was a bug. So I flung my foot back. Because I thought it was like a cockroach or something. And I kicked my dad in the face.
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And he just like, fell back and grabbed his face. He's like, oh, oh, my eyes fell out. And I thought like, I thought he was just kidding and just messing around. I was like, Oh dad, like, you know, of course, I didn't fall out or anything that's dumb. And um, my mom was like, oh, chill out. Let me just see it and then he moved his hands and I saw blood and then I passed out.
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My sister was like, cool night.
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And then my mom just like stood me up told my sister to shut up and like my dad like
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this think or whatever. But like, at the time like she was 911 she was she used to be a cop. So like, I guess like you know, she knew how to handle that situation. But yeah, that was
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one thing on
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Oh man. I bet you were gonna say that you stepped on his nail and like ripped is now or something. Sorry, I'll stop talking about nails No, it's fine. Trigger warning episode cuz
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like, I don't know if you ever watched the beat me pain Olympics, but I keep thinking about that. And in that corn music video where he like stuffs on
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the end is like an animation. He's like stepping on a nail or remember there
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was a third Jack tush where they did a thing where they like held apart like fingers and toes and like paper candidate.
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That's what I thought you're gonna say for somebody
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Sorry, I can leave now.
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And there's
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just one more thing that that reminded me of was in a pet cemetery when the baby cuts the Achilles
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guys just like walking around with a baby. And then the baby just like is under the bed and
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the staircase? I don't remember, but Oh, I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. And I guess that brings us into our medical
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update quarter search sound here
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Okay, let's start with your update. Oh my gosh, I guess it's been a rough break for me. Um, so let's see, this was,
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I guess, the Thursday before Christmas. So G went to a buffet with a friend. And I was like, COVID Fucking buffet right now. And he was like, it's fine. So the next day after the buffet, this is when he got sick that I told you about when we were recording last time, it was kind of sick. But we took a test. We're both negative, whatever. So he's sick for a couple days. Then I guess last? Yeah, the Thursday like a couple days before Christmas, I start feeling kind of weird. And I'm kind of thinking, I think I'm just paranoid, like all the COVID stuff is up. So I'm just like, getting anxious about it. And it's in my head. Well, Friday, I wake up and my throat is just completely sore.
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And
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so I take a test and I'm negative. And then I'm just like, sick as fuck like Christmas. I just sat on the couch. I was going through a box of Kleenex a day. And like, I guess I just have a really bad cold. Well, then I see all these articles that are like, oh, yeah, like, the new variant can't be picked up by rapid tests sometimes. And so then I freak out again. And I'm like, oh, go get a PCR test done. But you know, like one of the lab ones. And so I have to go stand in line with all these other people doing that. And you know, being in line with people, they're not always smart. Like there's this old grandma, just like without a mask and like, you're standing in line with people who potentially have this illness that's fucking everywhere right now and your oldest fuck like doing, but I ended up being negative. And yeah, I was sick as fuck, though. Like, it was awful. And I was telling him that he gave it to me from the buffet. And I really think he did. Because I was like, there's gonna be people like, coughing all over food, digging their hands and their butts and then touching the utensils and getting the pizza. So I told him that he gave him a pink throat like pinkeye but to the throat. He farted in my mouth. Yeah, the people that went to the buffet like shit on their hands and touch the utensils. And so I was extremely sick. Yeah, and then like, I'm, I'm okay, now I have some like, no stuff, but then want to Georgia's customers exposed us so we're recording outside today, so I just don't want to be ill.
Unknown Speaker 13:50
Much to the lovely outdoors. I've barely left my house at all. And all of this has happened. It's super fucking annoying. And when you said you went through a box of Kleenex I just imagine you just like laying in bed. Like smacking
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my life No, I should have done that. Like, I was just so disgusting. Just constantly going through Kleenex is but you know, then I had the paranoia of like, Oh, I'm gonna get other people say like, they're gonna be mad at me. Yeah, so lots of anxiety. So I definitely thought I was gonna have to call an ambulance. Oh.
Unknown Speaker 14:34
Yeah, I'm really. Yeah, I've been like sick and then Brandon was sick. And yeah, it's just I think we're finally done being sick off and on. Fingers crossed.
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Passing pink throat.
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Constantly, I throw up on Thanksgiving. Oh, I don't know what it was from but I just like, Man, I just like I was like, alright, well, I guess I kind of like that.
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So not to sound like Barbie, but I guess it didn't really count all the calories I ate. Like
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at least one of my Thanksgiving meals. So, um, we had multiple Oh wait, no, I'm sorry Christmas meals.
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Like Thanksgiving what holiday is this? What is time? Yeah, but now the holidays are over. So now my head can like, get back to reality, regular anxiety.
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More holiday anxiety? No. Um, and there was there was a anaphylaxis freakout I had
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a few weeks ago, I meant to mention the last time recorded by forgot. Um, but we have gotten a fruit thing. And it had like strawberries and kiwi, but they were like, mixed together. And I was like, well, maybe I can take the Kiwis out because I just kept thinking about what you were saying with the pineapple. And then like, did you say that your?
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Your tongue felt fuzzy? Yeah.
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Okay, okay, maybe this was different than but I QE always gives me this like fuzzy feeling on my tongue. Like, it feels weird. And I was so I was like, Well, I'm not really wanting to mess with that tonight. So I picked up the strawberries, but I guess the kiwi juice was like on them. And I was like, just sitting there like, I'm gonna die. And I was I just kind of kept like looking over at Brandon every five minutes. Like, if my face swells up. Surely he'll say something.
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Like, jump into action. But yeah, so I mean, I don't know. Yeah, I should splurge and get an EpiPen this year.
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Treat yourself. I actually got you that for Christmas.
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We both need epi pens, penicillin and epi pens.
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I'm allergic to penicillin.
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I don't think I have any other medical freak outs. as of recent. Yeah, don't either. Other than my pink throat and my nail falling off. Oh my gosh. so awful. We have another corner. So many corners. You're gonna think it's a room?
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Celebrity cringe corner. Yeah. Kit. It's supposed to sound like full photography. Or go flash.
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Jamie, can we get a quote from you?
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I'm TMZ
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Okay, I can't go.
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Would you like, Would you like me to start? Uh, do you want to start out with Tyra? You can start. Okay. So, um, Christmas? Well, we had my family's Christmas like before actual Christmas before I had pink throat. And I don't remember why we started talking about Alec Baldwin. But my dad said a couple of weird things that he'd done. One of them I knew about and I'll talk about here in a little bit. But the first one I didn't know about. Apparently his wife is being criticized for pretending to be Spanish. And
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I just assumed this would be like 15 years ago, because I thought like, oh, that sounds weird that someone would pretend to be a different ethnicity. Yeah. And apparently, well, it's been going on for a while. But it really came to a head like at the end of last year, and people started publicly calling her out about it. And
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part of me like felt bad reading it because some of the things I read, I was like, oh, maybe she is from Spain. And people are like saying she's playing it up or something. So at first I was like, I kind of feel like weird about this.
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But a lot more looking. And there's some weird stuff going on. Like I don't know the answer, but she's come out and said she's from Massachusetts. From Yeah.
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He's come out and said that been Jr.
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I guess her parents moved to Spain when she was 27. So she was already an adult, but she grew up in Massachusetts. So she's kind of like developed a Spanish accent that comes and goes so there's some videos at the age of 27. Yeah, till currently.
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Like she's been in different Spanish
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magazines and different things like that. And one of them.
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They reached out to her to confirm her details, because it used to say online that she was born. I don't remember where in Spain, but in Spain, and she wouldn't come out and confirm these details that she was born in Spain. And then finally it came out that she was born in Massachusetts, so they like changed all of her stuff.
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And she's probably just like, No, I said, my life started when I moved to Spain. Born I
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like super fucking cringy polar. Alright, resume, resume. So there's
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some news clips in interviews where you see her talking. Sometimes she has a really thick Spanish accent. Other times she doesn't sometimes it kind of like, fluctuates, like, while she's talking. And people were criticizing that and I was like, Ah, I don't know if that feels right to me. Because, like I say words, sometimes that sound like really hillbilly, like, especially if I'm mad or drunk or something. I'll just kind of like start talking with an accent. It just kind of comes out. Yeah. So I don't know. Like, that kind of seems like a weak point. But some of her videos. I mean, she helped she'll have a really thick accent. And then other times, it's like nothing. And the one where she came out and was like, yeah, like I was born in Massachusetts, she doesn't have an accent at all. So I don't know.
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It's very interesting. And there's like all these 30 minute videos that have come out and they're like, there's nobody from Spain in her bloodline, like her grandfather traveled to Argentina. But that's all so been on vacation there. Yeah, so people are saying that she's like, the new Rachel Dolezal? Which, yeah, that's the lady that in 2015. She posed as an African American woman. Okay. I think I know, who are you talking about? Yeah. And she was the head of the Spokane chapter of the NAACP, and like, presented herself as a black woman. And then it was actually her parents that came out. And were like, hey, like, We're fucking white. Like, she's white too. And it was this big thing. Like, she got fired from her job and all the shit. Yeah, I feel like my ethnicity is just like, generic white.
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Yeah, dw, that's how hers was too. But she started
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getting tans and like doing her hair different. Yeah, I remember cuz I think I remember like seeing her.
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She doesn't like a lot of tanning stuff, right? Because I was like, her skin is gonna be so bad. Like, it's gonna be like leather. Um, there's a there's a guy that
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that would do like tanning injections and stuff because he was trying to like, change his ethnicity. But it was kind of funny because he was like, This is who I am on the inside. And then other people who felt the same.
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Also wanting to get tanning injections like him. But it was funny because he just like put everyone else on blast for like wanting to get tanning injections, to
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do appear as another ethnicity. And he's like, Well, this is how but I really feel this way. It's like, yeah, those people really feel that way too. You're just talking shit to them. Like what the hell guy? Yeah, the Rachel Rachel Dolezal thing. Like I remember that when it happened, but I just kind of never paid attention. But I started looking at it when people were like likening, Hillary Baldwin. Well, she goes by Ilaria, which is like, ah, it looks like malaria. Like I've heard people say, surnames, Hillary. Hillary announced a lottery. Yeah, she kind of like informally changed. It goes by alaria. Now, instead of Hillary so that's another thing that people were like, oh, and her maiden names like Hillary Thompson or something. So I don't know what I think. But people on Twitter are the ones that really started it and they're like, doing a deep dive and I watched a couple videos about it and if she's faking it, that is so super fucking crazy. Sorry, she Tana And we talked about the issue tanning and stuff or anything. That was just Rachel doe was all
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I guess a Ilaria. She has dark hair, but I guess she grew up like blonde
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Well, no and mixing him up. Rachel Dolezal is the one that grew up blonde. I don't know about alaria but she has darker hair. The Rachel Zola's all grew up like
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blonde and her parents are like, Hey, she's been like faking everybody out. And at one point, I guess she even said that this African American guy was her dad and he went along with it and was like, Hey, everybody.
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That's
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a little weird. Yeah, I wonder if there was anything for him?
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Yeah, I don't know. Thank you if I pretend to be your dad, okay.
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I'm laughing because I was watching a YouTube video about it.
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Somebody in the comments said, not gonna lie. Her black hairstyles be on fleek lol.
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Hillary should change her name to hilarious because that bitch is a joke.
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Yeah, it's a weird thing. I'm definitely gonna watch some more 30 minute YouTube videos on it. I spend my time.
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And then my dad reminded me this other cringe thing that he fucking did. In 2007. Alec Baldwin made this call to his daughter and she didn't answer. So he left her a voicemail calling her a rude, thoughtless little pig.
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And I remember this happening. And I was like, Oh, it's just him being a jackass, whatever. But I listened to the call. And like, I felt bad for his daughter. Her name is Ireland. Like, this is super fucked up. Like my original plan was to read the call, like in a stupid voice and make fun of him. But it's actually really bad. Damn. And he keeps saying that he's gonna come there and like, straighten her out. And he's repeating himself and just being a total fucking asshole. And he's like, Yeah, you're, you're 12 or 11 or whatever. But like, You're a disgusting person. Dude, he fucking rips her a new asshole. You're a child. But you're sure yeah, that's what he said. Oh, my God. I mean, so I may have accidentally left someone and not so nice voicemail, but I was like, 12 or something. Not a full Yeah, here's the full adult. This was in 2007 when he was definitely an adult have a career. Yeah, family. Yeah. So I'm just gonna choose to remember him as he wasn't Beetlejuice. It's kind of Delphi back then.
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How do I not remember him? And Beetlejuice? What did he play? Who did he he's like the the main guy him and
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shit. I can't think of her name. But they're the ones that have the house that die and
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oh, he plays the ghost husband. Yeah, dude. Oh, yeah. He's barely even recognizable. Cuz he's like, young and I feel like his heart hadn't turned black. For some reason. My brain just like, that was Patrick Swayze. Oh, cool, though, but he was just a different ghost. Not that ghost. Yeah, I read this article by
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the National Post.
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And it's titled, Alec Baldwin says that time he called his daughter a rude, thoughtless little pig has hurt her in a permanent way.
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You think? He's talking about it, but his words are not what hurt her is that it's thrown in your face every day. There are people who attack me and use that as a constant spearhead to do that. It's a scab that never heals.
Unknown Speaker 29:03
Because it's being picked up all the time by other people. And my daughter that's hurt her in a permanent way. So him calling her a thoughtless little pig is what hurt her. It's the media keeps bringing it up. This damaged her. So if that isn't a privilege, male perspective than men has ever existed. Not that I'm a piece of shit.
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Other people keep reminding her that
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I couldn't believe it when I read that. It was like Wait.
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And then Ireland. They quoted her saying the only problem with that voicemail was that people made it out to be a way bigger deal than it was. He said he said stuff like that before just because he's frustrated. For me. It was like okay, whatever. I called him back and was like, Sorry, dad. I didn't have my phone. That was it.
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it
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Oh, Dad Oh dad being silly saying I'm a disgusting person and stumbling over what my age is, either because you don't know or you're that full of rage. Either way, it's really bad. And then a weird fucking thing that they decided to do.
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I don't know when this picture was posted, I want to say it was in 2015. But her and Alec Baldwin on their separate Instagrams took a picture, posted it of them holding this children's book that's titled, if I were a pig, and they're both looking at it, and she captions the picture. If I were a pig, I would be rude and thoughtless of course, oh my god, they're like fucking making a joke about it.
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And then he posted one on his Instagram over them reading that if I were a pig book it says dot dot dot. I'd be rude and thoughtless that's the only pig to be and it's him and her like touching faces close reading this book. super weird. I don't like that. Yeah, she's just like, let's make let's make a joke of this abuse that happened dead now remember that time you abused me in the whole world called you out for it?
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Now we got to downplay it.
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You have any other Alec Baldwin stories? No. spent all my time looking at those but apparently he's known as a hothead. That's his reputation. So I'm sure there's other things that I can find out about. Oh, Brian, us in your favorite Alec Baldwin
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or other celebrities.
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I have some so I guess I'll start first with just like a quick Pickup Artists update. So
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a little Baxter guy. He doesn't really have a lot going on, but he hangs out with mystery. The guy with a fuzzy hat. What he doesn't have a lot going on. That's really
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they're doing the boot camps and stuff but
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no great updates, but I did watch like so have a mystery have like a thing. Um, I guess they do some boot camps and other learning materials together. And one thing that Baxter said was uh, I use canned and natural stuff mixed together. I call it supernatural game.
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Okay, I don't know why I thought you were gonna tell me a recipe that he used to charm the ladies when he said she gets a category.
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Like I put salt and make it a special dish that birds do spice.
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I'm in mystery.
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Just gonna say it. He's single now.
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I'm totally divorcing carboy number three.
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Um,
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and his wing man. Who's his wing man? Oh, okay. So like, okay, so Baxter is mysteries. wing man like they're each other's.
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Their bros, right?
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And
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on mysteries Instagram.
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There's like this montage of images. It's like a, it's like a
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it's like, this bro was really glad he was single. And he wrote like, a thing about it and posted like pictures of them together. But so it starts out it says my wingman is single.
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Baxter and this is in reference to mystery. And I'll just read you the stuff.
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Mr. E and I have been each other's wing man for the last 14 years after gaming together in over 90 cities around the world. We have some crazy stories
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with celebrities and partied on yachts with billionaires and bikini clad models. However, it was only a matter of time until Mr. Year or I would get into a serious relationship and our shenanigans would come to an end. For the last few years. We've been together. For the last few years we've been together it was only to teach events. However, Mr. He is single again, and we're going to be each other's wing man once more.
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Why does this matter to you? It's simple. When you see us in action, it's the real deal. And we're in our element. We're in a state of flow. It's rare. It's a real real gift. It's a rare spectacle which is beautiful to witness.
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Oh
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There's more. There's just there's fucking more okay.
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Unknown Speaker 36:48
Yeah, we'll get the brochure. And maybe let you guys know how that goes. Um, I also saw mystery was actually on an episode of Conan. Really? Yeah, he um, I guess he's been on there a couple times, but only saw this one. And um,
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I was so weird. Like, I mean, so it was normal ish. For pickup level artists. Like it wasn't like super normal by any means. But um,
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he was just like, yeah, it's about like, basically not scaring the girls off. And
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oh, he also does magic. Of course. He's an illusionist. Oh, of course, everyone. That's good. It was women as an illusionist. Um, we love illusions.
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I mean, you know, women, we like tricks. Ah,
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but, uh, no, it's um,
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I mean, he was like, you have to, like circle them, because you can't, like, go directly to them because it's like, you know, the zebra gets scared. If something approaches it directly, so you have to like, go around them. And he just has like, random facts to just throw you off. Yeah, what sharks do though? Don't they like swim around? They could be making that up. Maybe they go just a shark. Like I circling this woman just staring at her into Lee. I thought that's how it works, too.
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And like
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he just has some random facts like fish cough or something. Did you know that fish caught serious? He said that Yeah.
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Here's a magic trick. And then you're just making
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that's what he said. He was like, I learned that from a Snapple cap. He says after that.
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What was it? He was like? Yeah, no, I found out not all the stuff on Snapple cups. True, true. And this is like, cool. You got all your facts from Snapple caps and you don't even know faucets, facts. And I also started looking into Tyra Banks a little bit because I know that she's like insanely cringy Oh, yeah. And I I kind of like skimmed the surface. I feel like maybe we need our own Tyra corner. I think we might. Um, so I'm just gonna kind of do a high level. Tyra Banks thing, I guess. Oh, yeah. Is this your deep dive like my Barbie Deep Dive? Yeah, but it's like, it's like I'm just floating on top of the water doing backstroke.
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And I'll probably bounce around a lot. And yeah, I'm ready for this. So I just, I Okay, I feel like I need to go through and watch America's Next Top Model. Like I watched it. I remember as a kid
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and
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I remember some of these things.
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And Oh quick question
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is Tyra Banks famous for being a model?
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I'm pretty sure okay, that's what I thought but I couldn't remember she was something else and then became a she's tried to be something else like breakout and the popper vaccination. She's done like poppin I think she's done acting because like, you know, she did like life size and stuff. Um, wife says, what's that? That was that a movie where it's like the Barbie doll come to life. I also has Lindsay Lohan in it. Oh, watch this. Yeah, she sings like a song. It's like shine bright shine.
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Be a star.
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It make fun of girls for their weight.
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Like me tell every banks
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and yeah, so America top. America's Next Top Model has a bunch of cringe in it. I'll just pick a couple things, I guess. So there's like one chick she told her that she needed to close her her gap and her tooth. Oh, and they made her like a dentist appointment and stuff. And she didn't. She didn't like go through with it. And they're like, why didn't you show up and stuff?
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I think the biggest slap to the face and that though is like a few seasons later. Tyra tells another girl to widen her gap was so it's like come on. Come on.
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At this point, I think people are you know, she's just trying to change stuff about people.
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Um, have you widen the gap between your teeth? I mean, just logistically
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there's not room for that right? Like oops, have a dentist like shave a little bit and like what
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Well then I guess in that same gap how do you how do you close the gap like when that make gap some like on the other side of your teeth? I don't know. Question. Maybe
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they do braces and bring them like closer together and like move the gap to the back that's my guess. Does that gap yes as an amateur dentist
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just shift them forward. I'm gonna go with that.
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I didn't realize you had started dental school Oh yeah, I'm like halfway through
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she also did like
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ethnicity swapping basically I think
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if I remember correctly, I think it was like for got milk campaign or something. I remember them doing like milk mustaches or something for some reason. Remember it was it on a beach? So I think they had different sets depending on like what it was I remember seeing a clip of this girl that they like essentially put in fucking blackface and she's like on a beach and like, yeah, what it was in they Yeah, they did every color face imaginable. They they also did like a homeless photo shoot. So they like yeah, they like
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homeless and I think they actually got like real homeless people to be like backup. Oh, never
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think about this and I'm honestly really authentic. They're like, okay, homeless. You can have the leftover food from the now shoe. Shoe. Really cool. And models do it your growth. We need you for inspiration.
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That's real dirt on your face. Oh, make up. We're gonna put this $50 eye shadow as fake dirt on model's face.
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Now pretend like you're digging through the trash for food.
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Tyra ah. And they also did one in a cemetery. If I remember this one, right. It was like they were doing like the seven deadly sins. Oh, but the thing with that one is one of the girls had found out in that same day that her best friend had died and they still made her do it. Or else she would have like not been able to continue with the competition. So that was fucked up. And then Tyra was like hey, yeah, corpses it's like your friend shut up and model
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you want to be skinny like that?
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Like a corpse
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um Oh, and there is one thing it was like a conveyor belt runway challenge and like that one was just you know, they're all in high heels they have to fucking walk on conveyor belt go grocery store one.
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Yeah, but like on the ground like a treadmill but it's just like really long. Okay, and like they were all falling it was just bones popping out. Um, yeah, they have some weird challenges like that. Like there was another one where they had like pendulum swinging across the runway. And this one poor girl Oh my god. She felt down just like coming down the stairs to get to the the walkway which was
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like no visible place that everyone could see. And they also got fucking smashed by one.
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Oh, man.
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So yeah, they put them in some really intense shit. And then another kind of like messed up thing, I would have to like go into like a lot of like some of these personal things because like they forced this one
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black woman to work with a racist guy. He was just like very outwardly racist and what? And then like Tyra Banks, and then we're just like, well, you know, you just have to fucking deal with it. And like,
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you're gonna have it happen all the time. It's like, why don't you just fire the guy that's being a racist? What the fuck? What year was America's Top Model was like, early 2000s
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I'm just gonna say yeah. Because like it had to have been early 2000s 2000 10s
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And I think even up to like, not like super recent, but I remember that it's gone. Like, I have like cycle 17 written here. Like they've gone up like pretty,
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pretty high, like stuff I don't even know about. I wonder if Tara has ever come out and been like, hey, sorry, everybody that I did this really fucked up stuff on the show. Oh, she's just like, double and down. So I think she has like tweeted out stuff like, yeah, sorry, I did all this like her new stuff on the show. That was really bad, though, baby. Yeah. It's just kind of been received as like, whatever. Yeah, like, I think people have already kind of made up their mind if they like her or don't like her.
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Oh, and there was one.
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I guess 50 cent was on one of the episodes and
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I guess they're all on a party or something. And this one contestant kept like, I guess bugging him and annoying him and he pushed her into the fucking cool
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shit.
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Oh, um, and Tyra Banks also has her own show The Tyra show. Is it a talk show? Yeah, okay, I think I've heard of that. Well, I pretty sure you've heard about like whenever she pretended, pretended to have rabies. She was like
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she like pretended to have rabies and she was
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all over her audience and like pretending to like have fun Come out of her mouth.
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Like all I could think of that was like Tyra Banks. Tyra show Scranton. Meredith Palmer memorials. Celebrity rabies awareness. Fun Run Pro.
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Here I'm eating fettuccine prepping for them.
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Um,
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she also had a burp off with Kelly Rowland on the show.
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She's a Destiny's Child person, right? Yeah. Okay. And she, uh, he she did a song with Nellie and that music video. She's like, texting them. But it's Excel or something on her phone.
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Um,
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and she also had some
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some she had five women on there. And she introduced them. Like a tear. I have five women, but between them they have 10 vagina
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to vaginas and she was just like asking them questions about it.
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Why need to like go back and like watch it because I was just like, parts of it. And it was just like, she like announced it really weird. And she was like, what they have 10 vagina it's like a mystery and people didn't know if they were like supposed to. Wow, clap or laugh. I didn't know either. When he said that. Yeah, I'm like, dude in the audience is just like, whoa, just like, clap. What are you supposed to do? He was like, why are you clapping? He was like, Well, I don't do vaginas. You know? I don't know.
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Um,
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she had also given out for like her giveaway. Her like a big Oprah giveaway was Vaseline.
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Just login just won each one. Yeah, she was like,
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at the end of the show, give away my biggest beauty secret ever. And then I'm the amp and everybody up and they all had you know, open the little things in the their chairs and it's just like, a dazzled Vaseline. And everyone's just like, oh, spasm now and like, whoa, whoa, given like the big huge reaction and it's just, like, held them at gunpoint said they had to have to act excited.
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Be thankful
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um, she's also just kind of like done some weird stuff with dudes online.
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Like,
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she had bow on there and she had him sit on her lap. She gave him the birds and the bees talk.
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And she's all she had Robert patent Patterson and the guy that plays the wolf guy, Twilight movie. And she was like,
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she like pull out these thongs. I was like Team Jacob or Team Edward. And she was like, she like gave them each a pair. She's like, oh, people in here are always.
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Oh, she's like, Okay. What do we do were
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teenagers at the time, or did they just play teenagers in the movie? I think they just played teenagers, early, early 20s or something. And she had Robert Pattinson bite her on her neck. Because I think she was like, What's the weirdest thing anyone's ever asked you to do? And he was like, bite them. And she was like, Oh, will you bite me? And he's like, are you? Are you serious? It's like God dammit, Tyra. Yeah, so that was weird. And like, kind of like, I guess I would say these are some of Tyra's, more recent ventures. So she wrote a book called model lands, which she actually advertised on one of the
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America's Next Top Model, seasons or whatever. And the book is really weird. I want to read it in full.
Unknown Speaker 51:27
I listened to the first two chapters of BS checks reading it on YouTube, and they're really funny. If you just look up like friends read model land. I'm sure you'll find the one I'm talking about, man. We got to start doing book reports. Yeah. I'll do the one on the the pickup artists guy, the game.
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Okay, but, so
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modeling the book, it's, it's weird. So the main character is Tookie de la Krim.
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Okay.
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And she's a basically just a nobody in so many times in the book. They will describe just how awkward she looks. And it's really not like that awkward. It's just like, She was tall and lanky.
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Oh, okay. What he heard what
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everybody wants for mom. For them to be eight feet tall and 100 pounds. Yeah, and like, it's another review. I read it was it was like, every character in this book is Tyra.
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Which like, okay, yeah, I can see that. Um,
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but yeah, so.
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So it just starts out this girl. She's like, I want to be like seeing my people. So she does this, like Silent laying on the floor protests thing is eating like whipped cream. Like from like, spray can just like lay on the floor. Yeah, want to do that. And she's just like,
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nobody notices me. Nobody's even stepping on me Wan and it's like, he stepped on. Yeah, it's like, look, bitch.
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No one is stepping on you. Because they notice you. They're stepping over you, if you like want to be. If you get stepped on then clearly they don't see you.
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A lot of the logic, I don't know if there is logic in this book. Um, but it's really weird because like, so I was just talking about how like, only two people talk to her. Her sister's like, super beautiful. And
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her name's miracle or some shit. So she
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and her sister like you're not my DNA. Or she says like,
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Deanna. I don't know. The joke is she doesn't pronounce DNA, right? Like she's so dumb. She doesn't pronounce DNA, right? And she says the TA instead of Tata and just really dumb shit like that. Comedy. Oh, yeah.
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Um, but then like, so.
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There's, I can't remember what it's called. But there's this one day where they'll pick the girls that get to go to model land. And it's like bigger than any holiday in the world. People are like prepping for the stay forever. And then
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it's weird just jumps all over the place. It's like, there's these rich people and then like, oh, this girl goes like dumpster diving all the time. And then like the rich people find out she goes dumpster diving. And they're like, well, she's not pretty. And so we don't like her. So we want her to dumpster dive for the rest of her life. We don't care
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And then it jumps to like, two girls hanging out and one of them just starts like slitting her wrists. And it's just like what the fuck? Like, I don't know if you've ever heard of the game
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Doki Doki literature club. No, but it reminds me of this. It's just like, you're in this world that's just kind of like,
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sweet, innocent and then like, boom, some dramatic ass fucking crazy shit happens and there's blood. And like there was even
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like, you know, there's girls throwing up in here. And one of them gives birth to a baby and a toilet of full throw up.
Unknown Speaker 55:43
Wait, are we still talking about Tyrese book? Yeah, it's fucking nuts. Dude, life is crazy.
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Throw up. So I need to read it because I didn't read.
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Like, yeah, and it's funny because like, um, so a lot of the reviews I read were, were just kind of like making fun of it. And like, it doesn't make sense that goes all over the place, like what the hell is even going on? So there's a review written on the book, I'm assuming it's like an essay. Okay, so it's called Pete's exhaustive, exhaustive review of model land. And so that has 4.3 stars. And modeling itself has 2.96 stars.
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It's funny, people kind of go on and on it.
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Sounds like I need to read it. So was it targeted towards teenagers or so it's supposed to be to my understanding is supposed to be targeted towards teenagers like it's a young adult novel. But with a lot of the subject matter. A lot of people are like, What the fuck this is not for young adults. So just to kind of like skim someone's review. This is from Tracy on Goodreads who wrote in about two stars. surprises me.
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Things I thought I'd get out of this book, modeling, some posing with hands on hips or something a message of female empowerment, maybe a romance. What I actually got out of this book, dumpster diving armpits sniffing some very graphic puke scenes.
Unknown Speaker 57:22
So yeah, it's like a dystopian world where like, models are kind of like rule law and the most important, and yeah, it's just really bad. I don't want to try to like explain it any more than I have. Because I haven't. I mean, I have listened to the first few chapters, but I just feel confused. It's just like, obviously, the main character is going to get chosen to go to model land. But it's just like boiler J.
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Supposed to be a part to Oh, um, so someone described this book as like, a lot of world building and stuff, but like the world just seems like fuckin
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weird. Puke. Doesn't make sense. Yeah. So
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that's a look look forward to that book review.
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Um, and not only is their model in the book, there's moto land, the theme park. Words, it's currently not open, because COVID stuff. Oops, I'm trying to open it. Sorry. I think it's in California, but it's like to go through and it's, um, so it's like, we're not technically a theme park because we don't have any rides yet. But I guess they kind of take you through like a story adventure. And then there's some areas you can like model and take pictures and stuff.
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sound weird? Yeah. You can buy different tickets, getting like different access and stuff, you know? And, um, I thought so the first year.
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It's just like, general admission. I think the second tier like you get access to like a wardrobe and stuff. And then third tier, you just like get
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extra truffles and stuff like that.
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Well, it's funny because like, in the second tier, it says, like, you know, I was listening out the perks, like, advice, advice from Tyra Banks herself in for some reason, and all this model and stuff. She's spelling her name BA in x, and the x was capitalized. So it's like a different branding thing. I guess she's going for but um, oh, Angie, but in the second tier, it's like signature orange drink. I'm like, What the fuck?
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Who loves orange?
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Soda.
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Is it true? She did she do.
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Oh Tyra girl. I'm gonna have to read that book. Um, so yeah, like they're trying to make it
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Theme Park two, I can't say if it like just straight up failed because of COVID or what, but it's going I tried to check out some of the social media that didn't really have a lot going on. I'm like since 2020, I think. And there was one post on the Instagram last year. Just like Tyra posing with a broom.
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was like a Halloween kind of picture. But it wasn't like a witch broom, it was like those green
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has a green handle and stuff. Like she was just cleaning like the wide ones. Yeah. Or not like the push ones. But just like a regular like it wasn't stylized for Halloween, or it's like a fucking broom.
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And she Oh, and on the tick tock, so I haven't. Oh, been. I just watched like a few of the things on there. And it's just like her kind of trying to rap a little bit. Oh, yeah.
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She's just like, and she's just trying to promote model land and stuff too. And she's like, model dashlane.com model dashlane.com model dashlane.com. What? And then just, like, just really bad. And so yeah, I don't I don't know if you can actually like buy tickets and go there still or anything. But um, yeah, they're on hold right now. Because COVID And she also have all of her careers between being a model and running a theme park. And being an author. She also had her own beauty business called Tyra Beauty. It was
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the slogan is, we're a beauty, business and badass hurry.
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So this was her MLM
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that she had.
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Yeah, it was a makeup line. It massively massively failed. Oh, wow. Really? Yeah. It did actually launch like, through an American snacks Top Model episode, I guess just kind of like her per book did like she can just use that thing to advertise all everything she made.
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And she calls her, um, I'm just going to call it a downline, whatever. She calls her downline. Beauty trainers, because of beauty and entertainment. Okay. Um, oh, and also, one of the biggest things with this. So she said that she graduated from Harvard Business School. And she's like, thrown that like, all over in the thing. She's like, I graduated from Harvard Business School. Why did I decide to go back to school, and just shit like that. But she really, like didn't she just went to this like one class. Course it was like on the campus. Yeah. And it was like, she got like a take, or not a ticket, certification of completion or whatever. So she did that. And then she kind of like, she kind of rolled some of that into like a why I created this business video. In that video. She's like, my mom was in an abusive relationship. Most of them come out and say it's her mom. She's just like, Why did I build this business? Well, I met this woman who was in a bad relationship. And she told her kids that in one year, they'll move out of the house. And then that year came when they moved out. And then she told her kids, we're gonna move into a house with two bedrooms and then just procedurally got better every year. And then she was like, That woman was my mom. And she could have hit all those milestones sooner if she had something like Tyra Beauty.
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fucking serious. Oh,
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that's so
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you're living off your mom's struggle? And like, Damn, if she wasn't like attributed or something. I don't know if she like
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she's doing it in all the wrong ways. And it's so bad. Like, just trying to live off of that, like, bad thing that happened to her mom. This reminds me of something funny. I saw an ad to know. Yeah, go ahead.
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I saw this weird video on Tik Tok. And granted my feed is very fucking weird. So it was this girl doing a dance. And words were on the screen as she was dancing. And it was like, my baby is about to die, they have cancer, send this stuff and send money and I was like, wait, what I was like, this has to be satire. So
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it is satire. People are saying like oh yeah, I saw that video. Like I know what you're making fun of. And I like
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go through all these comments and nobody is tagging the original person that made the video. And then finally somebody did.
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And I went to her page, and she has this apology video and she's crying and blah, blah, blah. Let me go to YouTube, so I can see the original video. And people fucking roasted this lady, because her baby had RSV, which I guess is a really dangerous thing for babies to have. It's a respiratory virus, and they can die from it.
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So she's in the hospital with her baby in the hospital carrier thing. And she's doing this dance
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talking about it.
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Oh, cuz it's like one of those like informative tick tock
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the words on the screen are like, oh, yeah, we found out that Joseph has RSV like this is a really scary time. It's just like shaking
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Do you reminded me that like using other people's shit to like have gained for yourself? I saw this other one too? fucking awful. It was a
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for that MLM
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wrote in and fields or whatever. Here one. And it was this chick fucking laying down next to her baby that had leukemia or whatever.
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And the caption was talking about like, oh, we you know, we found out last year that the baby's sick. But we're just really thankful that I had the self care skin routine and like ruin
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my life like, Oh, god. Wow.
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I
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Oh, yeah. So we have a whole MLM
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for sure. You know, anybody experiencing misfortune just like use their story.
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And just profit off? Or be like that English teacher I had that had to write that essay and was like, my sister got hit by a drunk driver.
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Guide weren't people so Oh, awful. Like,
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that level of manipulation is wild, dude. I hate it. It's Oh, no, it's so messed up. It's like, um, oh, the story you were telling me reminded me of.
Unknown Speaker 1:07:33
There's this cringy moment, or video that I love. It's this guy. It's so they're at some kind of like speedrunning like competition fundraising thing, their speed running, like Zelda or something. So they're raising money for cancer. And everyone's just sitting there watching this guy play a game and there's just chick just like, sitting in the middle of the group knitting. And then she just starts talking. And then she's like, Well, yeah, I'm doing this and knitting this because my, my grandma died from cancer, like, four months ago, or last year or something.
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And nobody says anything. And
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oh,
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she starts just kind of crying to herself. And everyone's just like, oh, please stop talking. And the guy just keeps playing the game and like everyone.
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Oh, God.
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It was really uncomfortable. But it's one of my favorites.
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trainings.
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Um, but back to Tyra's MLM I don't know if she works with a marketing team or like what but she's really good at social makeup like all those words and stuff like a sneeze like smile with your eyes. And she just like yeah, she just like drills it home. So one big thing with her MLM is a B fog. Big fears outrageous goal.
Unknown Speaker 1:09:12
V fog. She's Yeah, she's like, I want to help you with your be fog. There's also a video. I want to try to see if I can dig around and find it.
Unknown Speaker 1:09:24
I don't know if it just never existed or what. But on the website for Tyra Beauty. There was a video called smack my fat lash and Lyneham.
Unknown Speaker 1:09:39
Um, but yeah, that was um, that was TIROS.
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MLM and I know that like I really only skimmed the surface of like, all of her stuff that she dialed the fucking surface.
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Yeah, I wanted to like it was kind of funny because I I just cannot
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started and I was like, Cool. Let me dig into her book more. And I was like, there's also modeling the theme park. And then I was like, Oh, wait, no, I have to go dig up information on her MLM and so it's just like, too many diverse cringy Tyra Banks topics. You know, I think we can crown her as our cringe queen. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 1:10:23
Super want to be associated with her, but she is like the embodiment of cringe. Yeah, I didn't know about the theme park. I feel like I've seen a video about the book. Hmm. But I don't really remember that much about it. That sounds familiar. But yeah, all that other stuff like the MLM it didn't know about that. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 1:10:48
I don't think it lasted that long. It was only like, a couple years, I think. And then it flopped. I think she um, I think what happened was they tried to like flip into doing retail instead of like MLM style. And then it was like, Nah, we don't want your shit. Enter a store. I mean, I know.
Unknown Speaker 1:11:08
I need to like research and see what happened to that. But I assumed what she was probably thinking was, um, Tyra motherfucking. Banks, of course, people are gonna let this stuff be in their store. It's gonna be access, and that's my one.
Unknown Speaker 1:11:21
So, that's all I have. For Tyra. Um, I am making some notes because
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several things with the Tarot story made me think of other thing is
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oh, we have content for the next episode.
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Oh, and one more thing.
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Actually a couple things maybe. So we have not talked about who is who in the stickers. Oh, yes. I always assumed that I was the one on the left. Back Kanda that squinty. I need a visual reference. Let me pull this up real quick. Okay, you think you're the one on the left? Yeah, with the the one that squinting. I like that. I agree with that. I like that. We're both Cyclopses.
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Side CLI. Likewise.
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Let us know if you agree with that assessment of the logo.
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Assignment assignments tell us if we're incorrect about our own thoughts
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on this podcast,
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speaking of that, I didn't make a mistake.
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I guess it'll be the episode before the last one because we took the last last week off. But when I was talking about Barbies, and talking about Elvis, I referred to his wife is Lisa Marie. That's actually his daughter. Priscilla is Elvis as well. That's right. Yeah. Cuz Lisa Marie is the one that was briefly married to Michael Jackson. That's another Bo interesting thing that I dive into.
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But yeah, and they didn't get married when she was 14. He essentially started grooming her. She was 14. They met at a party. She said in her biography that they didn't have sex until they were married, which is when she was 21. So I don't know. But there was some weird stuff like, I guess he was living in what became Graceland at the time.
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So they met he went off to Germany, I believe is where he was stationed. Then he came back, and he wanted her to come visit. So she stayed in a house like across the street from him and she was fuckin 16 and stayed for two weeks. We're and her parents let her as long as she had a chaperone. And she had to write them every day. And then
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there was something I'm probably gonna butcher this, but she apparently like moved into that house and finished high school. Like living across the street from him. I don't know. Super fun. Man. One star daughter. Yeah, hang out with them all the time. Yeah, it's not weird. So yeah, I guess the the thing about
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them kind of pressuring Elvis to marry her was true, though. Cuz, you know, we're like, okay, that's kind of weird. And he was like, oh, it's cool. To make it right. Yeah, him and D Schneider are like, twins.
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Yeah, I'm super weird. They're like, Okay, you gotta get started at 14. But to make it no weird, you wait till they're 21 cancels it out. I'm famous. It's okay.
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This will be looked on as a great love story later.
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For centuries.
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to come. Yeah, well, Barbie made about it.
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Yeah. And apparently
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Priscilla was started doing like qualia foods and different pills and stuff when she went to visit Elvis so no, so he was like,
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your mind forever. I'm gonna brainwash you with drugs and like, maybe so yeah. Poor girl. So I don't know why I was just like, oh yeah, I need to add this really depressing fact
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down the mood that reminds me of like a little
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update that I need to say it's not like a super big correction, but someone had mentioned I talked about the new jackfish movie. Oh, um, so that is actually going to be like them doing jackfish stuff. Oh, not like it's gonna be like we're gonna reflect back on all the Jackass times. Oh, I'm sorry Jack tush times.
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But yeah, it's gonna be like an actual jackfish movie. So we need to when we go we can wear a gas mask. Yeah, we need to go see it. Yeah, we need to go see it live. Well not live, you know, at the theater.
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Oh, get sick again. Apparently. That's what happens whenever I leave house now. That's fun. Oh, and one thing that I wanted to ask you before we go Do you have any new year's resolutions you'd like to share with the group? Oh,
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I don't know about really resolutions.
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Well, I take her back. I have some but they're a little bit more depressing
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journal and like work through all this traumatic shit.
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But another one that's not sad is
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my friend Katherine. And then Raylene and I are going to do this thing. So you get a group of people and you
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do 2022 Miles like of running or walking or whatever. So we're gonna all do that oh club breaks down to like a little under two miles a day. So I think I'm going to finally try to work on running because I'm fucking awful at it. And I just feel like a fat kid and gym class and like hyperventilate, and I had a breeze.
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Cool. Yeah. Yeah, I want to exercise more as well. But
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I do other things like parkour. Yeah.
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He never talked about the parkour saying on the podcast. Yeah. So yeah, I want to do more parkour. And so parkour was really fun. I feel really lame doing it and I want to talk about it. And then I just always think about the office when they're like Parkour, parkour. It's so much fun, because you're just like, climb all over shit and jump over shit and swing off shit. And luckily, nothing really embarrassing happened. I wear my Converse, which I probably shouldn't have, because they're a little slippy, so I had to kind of like run up a wall, there was not as easy. Um, but it was just me. And three other dudes plus the instructor guy. And it was just funny because
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I've taken other classes at that same place, doing lire and stuff, but most classes are all girls. And Parkour is all guys and it's so funny to just see the comparison. Where everyone's like,
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like, Yeah, you did it. And like parkour, it's just like, Go, Cool. Go like no one's clapping for each other. Giggling or making jokes. It's just like a bunch of dudes like falling around? Berwyn around, and I always, I've
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always been more physically intense in that class than the other classes and I think it's just because they're more nose to the grind or whatever, the
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nose to the metal pedal to the metal. No, no, there's something about the nose. Yeah, put your nose to the grind. Um,
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I don't really like nose to the grind cuz it just makes me think about someone.
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Like putting their face on asphalt out of like a driving vehicle. You know, I'm saying yeah.
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Um, but on that note, check us out on our social media or Instagrams. And, Oh,
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speaking of Instagram, for anyone that doesn't follow us on there. Alyssa had snuck on a ornament onto my tree. She crossed us a little ornament that said a BRB pain and
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she snuck it on there, and then I found it the
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Next day, and we have a little Instagram Story series with that. Um, so yeah, check us out on Instagram. We try to make put relevant pictures there. We don't use our Facebook and Twitter as much, but maybe we will in the future
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one day, I think I tweet I yeah, when we did about the episode that came out was, Oh, I just needed to like link it up to the website, or to the RSS feed. Um
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yeah, we also have stickers. So yes, your address you want stickers. If you would like a sticker. They're pretty cool. It has our logo on it. Yeah, we're Jamie's on the left and I'm on the right. Unless anyone thinks that we're wrong in which case we can
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just we just want you to like, please like us.
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But that's all for today. Stay cringy
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Happy New Year