Happy Halloween, Fatheads! Enjoy some FMK and weird candies!
Happy Halloween, Fatheads! Enjoy some FMK and weird candies!
Episode Notes (long thing):
Happy Halloween fatheads! Enjoy some FMK and weird candies!
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Unknown Speaker 0:00
Happy Halloween!!
Speaker 1 0:22
Well, welcome fat heads. I'm Jamie.
I'm the ghost of Alyssa. and today, we're going to be having some Halloween fun and nothing is more fun than a game of fuck, Marry. Kill, fuck, Marry, kill
Unknown Speaker 0:48
, I feel like you have to like punch
Speaker 1 0:51
when you say that. I don't know. Kill, kill, kill. Can we just do kill? Kill, what? Nope, never mind. Never mind. I realized as I was saying it, nope, no, we, we won't record that one. No, we can just talk about, okay, so that was close. We haven't done, I think the last fmk we did was a Christmas one, like a while back, vaguely, I vaguely remember, yes, yes. So I have some for us that I just kind of made up, kind of have like little themes. But if anything comes to mind, please jump in with your own fmk. Okay, we'll do okay. We're gonna start off really basic, bitch Mary, kill zombie, ghost or vampire and vampire. Oh, man, I can't remember what it's called when people have sex with a ghost, or, like a fetish for ghosts or whatever.
Unknown Speaker 1:56
Yeah, I forgot that's a thing
Unknown Speaker 2:00
like para, yeah. Para boner, okay.
Speaker 1 2:08
Vampire ghost and what? Sorry. Vampire ghost, zombie, vampire ghost, zombie, well, kill the zombie, marry the ghost, I guess I don't have to deal with him all that much. And then, uh, fuck the vampire, because just there's a trope of sexy vampires, yeah, so I feel like you got to go vampire. Kind of have to. I actually totally agree with you. I would choose the same. Okay, cool, yeah, yeah. Did you ever watch any of that show, True Blood? No, I watched a couple episodes, like, a long time ago, and I was like, This is fucking weird, but now, like, this discussion kind of makes me want to watch it again. It was just very bizarre. Yeah, I'll have to do, is it worth checking out? Yeah, I'll have to do a little re watch and let you know. Probably not, but also Yes, both at the same time. Yes, I also, I watched a lot of Queen of the Damned when I was younger, so there was less sexy.
Unknown Speaker 3:25
What was the Queen's name? Aaliyah?
Speaker 1 3:30
I don't know. It was the actress, yeah, just Aaliyah. She's a queen. So, whatever. So, so, yeah, oh, what is the next fmk. The next one is items you would get trick or treating.
Unknown Speaker 3:47
So we have candy corn,
Speaker 1 3:50
we have candy corn, we have a full size candy bar, and it can be of your choosing. Oh, and then we have the non food items, like a Halloween pencil or an eraser. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, I got you. Do you want to answer this one first? Or Sure? I've thought about it a little bit, um, I think that I'm since I'm getting a little older and I'm try to be more practical and thrifty. I think I'm gonna marry the non food item, because, like, you always need a fucking pencil or, like, a little notepad. I mean, yeah, that's what I was thinking as well, because it just feels more kind of responsible and, like, put together. Yeah, gonna you need a toothbrush? Here you go. Oh my god, people, they give out fucking toothbrushes. It's horrible, but a great spouse, um, you know, I kind of go back and forth on the candy corn
Unknown Speaker 4:58
and I gotta kill the fuck. All the candy corn.
Speaker 1 5:03
I actually, I don't mind candy corn. I like the ones that are like pumpkins, but are essentially like candy corn the box or whatever. Yeah, P, A, C, H, apostrophe, s, wait, what I feel like I always see like that, just like around Halloween. Let me make sure I'm not like crazy, like, my brain kind of didn't hear you until you said apostrophe. And I was like, What? What did I miss? Oh, I'm sorry. It's Brock's not box.
Unknown Speaker 5:39
Oh yes, apostrophe, s fucking Brox.
Unknown Speaker 5:43
Oh, God, I was gonna show you a picture, but,
Unknown Speaker 5:47
Oh, yep, exactly those things,
Speaker 1 5:50
um, I mean, the very literal part of me was like, I mean candy corn would be most phallic and painter like so, like a try, but yes, it is yes, of all of the things there's most well, It's not exactly,
Unknown Speaker 6:15
but, I mean, a pencil.
Unknown Speaker 6:19
Yeah. So as much as I
Unknown Speaker 6:26
try to, like, call you a dumbass, you're
Speaker 1 6:31
right though a pencil is more phallic, but I guess I already had it in my mind. I'm like, I'm gonna marry that fucking Halloween. So responsible, so stable. I mean, I guess I'm gonna have to kill the candy corn, even though it's the most phallic, and then fuck the full size candy bar, because, I mean, that would be cool to, like, just like, flop around with like, a big like a giant, can you? Can you do, like a Swedish fish or something? Oh, that's a good idea. Giant, yeah, Swedish Fish, yeah, okay. Are you in agreement on that one complete, oh, yeah, corn. I mean the items, they're responsible I mean, I feel like that's the only way you could go. I agree. I agree. So next I have some guys that are like, wearing costumes. We have art the clown. Your personal favorite? Two of your personal favorites, ghost face and Jason Voorhees. Oh, okay, so Arthur clan, Jason Voorhees and screen ghost face, um, so, hmm. That's honestly kind of hard because, you know, it's like Jason Voorhees is kind of like, you know, like a mama's boy. So I don't really want to marry that, not at all. I might want to kill like art over Jason, just because he's gonna be I just, just more of a violent, senseless violence kind of thing. Well, I guess, like ghost Well, no ghost face had a, you know, I don't know the lore backstory of Arthur clown. He might have a story like ghost face, like them wanting to kill the mom because she slept with the guy's dad or whatever, and then it's just copycats and stuff. Okay, so, oh, wait, you know what is it? Ghost. You know what ghost I would fuck, ghost face I would
Unknown Speaker 8:54
he is like, candy corn, Dick.
Unknown Speaker 8:57
You got it, dude, I feel like
Speaker 1 8:58
it took me too long to I feel like that's almost like the obvious choice. Yeah, I would ghost face Mary.
Unknown Speaker 9:12
But I just said I don't want to marry Jason mama's boy. I guess I would
Speaker 1 9:23
marry Jason and kill art. Oh, okay, so mine is similar, except, like, I would also fuck ghost face, but I would swap the other two. Okay, reason being, art does not talk and like, I love to just like, sit in silence, and he's always silent. He really does not make noise. And I'm gonna, I'm gonna need some quiet time throughout my life. So I gotta marry art, Jason. When I wrote this one, I was kind of like, Jason's my easy, throwaway one. Yeah, Mama's boy, he also just looks so fucking dirty and gross. Yeah? I mean, he has been, like, in a lake, doing stuff, yeah, so he's been doing Lake stuff. He's probably got, like, his skin's probably rotting off. It probably smells fucking disgusting. So, yeah, I mean, he's like, died 1000 times. Yeah, he's died and died and yeah, he also doesn't talk, so that's nice. I don't really know if he can't really recall if he kind of like moans. I think he does.
Speaker 1 10:42
But I at least know that he's very protective. That's true. So you know, if he likes me as much or more than his mom, then He will
Unknown Speaker 10:53
protect me as much or more.
Speaker 1 10:56
I also, I picture Arthur clown. I mean, like, you know, he's a fucking clown, so he's doing clown shit sometimes. Like, you know, he'll probably, you'll be having a bad day, and he'll come up to you and just like, do his hands weird, and then, like, a bouquet of flowers pops up. That would be nice. Never a dull moment. Yeah, yeah. Always entertained, yeah. Maybe I do need to switch mine now. I'm gonna keep it. I'll stand by my I'm gonna come over to your house and be like, God, Jamie, your husband is stinking up the whole fucking house. Yeah, water all over the crowded flesh is everywhere. Next one, we have definitely some cleaner men, but they are fucking crazy. Okay, we have Hannibal Lecter, we have Patrick Bateman, and we have the infamous John Kramer of saw. Oh, okay, well, fuck Patrick Bateman, and
Unknown Speaker 11:58
then it's between jigsaw and
Unknown Speaker 12:03
Mr. Kramer,
Speaker 1 12:05
and what was the first one? Hannibal Lecter. Hannibal Lecter, God, they're both seem like insufferable fucking people to be around like
Unknown Speaker 12:14
but they're both old, so they would both die
Unknown Speaker 12:18
about that. I'm
Speaker 1 12:23
just trying to think of, like, who would I rather like be stuck in a conversation with and have to, like, listen to the mansplain Oh, I didn't, Oh, fuck. I didn't think about the mansplaining element. Well, I mean, Dr Lecter was pretty nice to Clarice. I feel like he treated her, you know,
Unknown Speaker 12:42
yeah, he maybe had a little boner for
Speaker 1 12:46
me, yes, especially if you read the book, it has a different ending than the movie. That's fucking crazy. Oh shit, okay, I definitely need to read the book, you know. I think I would probably, I guess, marry Hannibal, mainly because I feel like whatever Kramer was, his first name, John John Kramer, such a plain name. He would be like judging everything I do. He'd be like my wife for for the last month, you put five tablespoons of sugar in your coffee, which is way too much for a normal cup of coffee. Value your life. This is bad for you. It could lead to diabetes, myelitis. Then, like, I opened the drawer and like, all the silverware somewhere else, and there's just, like a note that's like, damn it, John again with the fucking games, play this tape if you want to find a spoon. Yeah. So yeah, I think I think I would have to kill him and marry Hannibal Lecter, I agree with you that was going to be mine as well. I do think, I mean, of course, Hannibal Lecter is a killer that is not good, but I feel like he's different from the other killers. He's a really interesting mind.
Unknown Speaker 14:17
I can learn a lot. Like he's really worldly and
Speaker 1 14:20
like, I mean, he is very strong fucking castles from memory, you know? Yeah, he might have killed some people, but he made use of their bodies. That's true. He wasn't wasteful. That's true. I do like the John Kramer, like, he loves revenge, which, like, I do too. I mean, obviously I don't like put people in like, fucking bear traps. But like, you know when, when somebody that I don't like, kind of like, gets what gets what's coming to them? I'm like, Yeah, on them or something. Yeah. Yeah, it feels great. And so I do like that about John Kramer, but he'll take it way too fucking far, like you said, Yeah, you know he's like You looked at me weird in a bookstore one time. You have to rip off all your nails, shove them up your ass before the
Unknown Speaker 15:20
fucking spikes in the wall come down.
Speaker 1 15:26
Oh, man, I just thought of this, but at some point we need to do a saw movies rank or like the saw traps. But yeah, yeah, I did watch. Oh, I wish I remember the youtubers name, but there's one guy that he goes through all of the saw traps. Oh, cool. And then it's, it's kind of cool, because then it also kind of gets into there's also, okay, so a little bit of saw Well, saw theory,
Speaker 1 16:02
by the way, I got to see that song Kellogg's up performed by a four string quartet. And it was fucking amazing. Like, I almost cry. I was like, No, I needed this. Sounds so awesome. It was amazing. Yeah, it was, like, a whole, like, a horror movie, like, oh, thing it was, it was really cool, but, but, yeah, so they think that some of the traps are, you know, purposely, like, you cannot escape them. And those ones were made by Amanda, because Amanda's all like, you know, yeah, Amanda, and just stupid, and nobody likes her, yeah? So she just tries too hard,
Unknown Speaker 16:50
yeah. So, anyway, so, yeah, there's
Unknown Speaker 16:53
lots of fun things on YouTube to walk about fall.
Speaker 1 16:56
Hell, yeah, I've never done that, but that's a very good idea, because I recently watched all of them with my sister, yeah, hell yeah, yeah. Over the course of like, two days,
Unknown Speaker 17:08
it was a little psychotic,
Speaker 1 17:09
but, oh, and I also got to drop a little saw knowledge, because someone I'm in my sketch group with, like, wrote like, a little saw sketch. And it also had, like, some health care thing, like mentioned in it. And I was like, have you seen saw six they were like, No. And I was like, well, you should, because of that, but also because Eddie Winslow is in it. So, oh, yeah. So, yeah. Anyway, watch, saw six guys. Sorry, about sauce. I thought you would be more excited about ghost face, so that was a nice surprise to have, because I do. I will say, I think I like the Saw movies a little bit more than scream. I do like scream as
Unknown Speaker 17:58
well, but I
Speaker 1 18:00
love them both. Yeah, they both have their quirks that I like. True. I don't think I've only seen a couple scream I haven't seen, like, the whole fucking me and my sister need to spend two days watching all of them. Yeah, they're power through I think that's worth watching, watching through them. Yeah, think I can't. I feel like I can't really remember some of them. So I don't want to say that those are not worth watching just because I don't remember. But they're they're good because, like, in one of them, they make a scream movie. What do they call it? In the movie? Call it scream? But anyway, it's just like, basically they're making, like, the same movie, because it's based off of a Sydney's story. And so they're kind of like recreating the whole first movie as its own movie, inside of the movie. It's, yeah, it's really cool. It's cool. That sounds cool.
Unknown Speaker 18:52
Well, now I'm sorry.
Unknown Speaker 18:54
No, no, no. I was just like, oh, sorry. No.
Speaker 1 18:59
I'm I'm happy that that's what this went into. I love this shit. So now I have some crazy ladies. We have the crazy men. Now we have the ladies. So we have Annie Wilkes from misery, oh, Kathy Bates. We have Carrie White's mom. I was gonna put Carrie white, but then I was like, nope, she's in high school, so we gotta
Unknown Speaker 19:27
Yeah, okay, okay. Good call, good call. Yeah.
Speaker 1 19:32
And then we have pearl from the pearl and X, yeah, oh, hmm. So sorry. Who was the first one? Annie Wilkes, from misery, okay, misery, so maybe I'll marry her, because she'll totally care of me until you piss her off. Yeah. I mean, I don't want to marry Kim. Carries mom and, like, because she's, like, fucking, like, bat shit, crazy Christian woman, yeah, you'd be locked in a closet. Fan of time, yeah, um, and then fuck, I can't remember who the other one was, but, like, yeah, Pearl was, like, she's, you know, she's the good kind of crazy, yeah, um, I think, Wait, Pearl, from which movie The old lady, when she's the old lady, or when she's younger, when she's the old lady? Oh, or no, like, sorry, in the movie Pearl, where she's a young lady, it's like her origin story, that one. Yeah, okay, yeah. So sorry, I forgot what you said. You said Buck Pearl, marry Annie, Annie and kill Carrie's mom. Yeah, I kind of agree. Definitely got to kill Carrie's mom. That's an easy one, except I would marry pearl. She's pretty fucking terrifying, but I feel like she's less terrifying than Annie. Like Annie would take good care of you, but like you fucking, like, knock over one of her little like trinkets or something, and she's gonna fucking give you compound fractures. Yeah, that she doesn't think is funny. Or you swear, we swear all the fucking time she does not like, yeah, God forbid you write a book in a way that she doesn't like. Yeah, you're fucked. So I will, I will fuck Annie because then it's just one and done. But knowing her, she would like hang on to your phone number and be fucking up your butt and never letting go. Should be a real clinger, so that's risky, too.
Unknown Speaker 21:57
Yeah, lots of crazy bitches. Out there,
Speaker 1 22:00
lots of crazy bitches. I like that one. That was a fun one. And our final one, we're talking decorations. Oh, okay, so we have a jack o lantern, a 12 Foot skeleton, yeah, and the fog from a fog machine. Okay, so, okay, think about this. I think I would die if a 12 Foot skeleton,
Unknown Speaker 22:30
logistically, I'm like, um,
Speaker 1 22:34
so I think I would marry him, because he's nice and tall. Can get stuff out of the attic, put stuff on the roof when I need that for whatever reason, if there is an intruder, he could just, like, pick them up and throw them, yeah, yeah, exactly. And then I guess I would. There's not really much to fuck with the fog machine,
Unknown Speaker 23:03
like it's just
Speaker 1 23:07
kind of your imagination, vapor, yeah, yeah. So I guess I would kill that and then fuck the Jack
Unknown Speaker 23:16
Jack O' Lantern.
Speaker 1 23:18
See, I'm gonna kill the jack o lantern and fuck the fog machine. I don't know how that would work, but
Unknown Speaker 23:25
even if it's just you,
Unknown Speaker 23:28
just you and your imagination,
Speaker 1 23:30
you and the fog, yeah, because, like you said, the 12 Foot skeleton. I mean, I guess that does present a problem though, marrying him, assuming that you're like in that type of marriage where you're doing it. I mean, I guess it could be like a, like a for show marriage, like before it was legal to be gay and stuff. That's why I always pictured the question. I guess it was like a sexless marriage, but just because there's a fuck option, Yeah, true. Well, thank you for playing along, Jamie. Thank you for making these. You brought some great insight. Oh yes, thank you, yeah, um, yeah. These are really fun. Thank you for making, of course, you pumpkin fucker, yeah, that's what you chose. I mean, you fog. I'm a fog, fog machine fucker. Yeah, I'm a fog fucker, not to be confused with a fog Frogger, scary. Uh, well, now we're going to have some snacks because we're hungry from having sex with fog machines and stuff. So really works up your appetite, it does. So I collected some gross Halloween candy for us to talk
Unknown Speaker 24:49
about, like candy corn,
Unknown Speaker 24:52
the triangle,
Speaker 1 24:53
the penis of candies, the penis of. Candies, dude, I want to find a fucking dick made out of candy for it. Now, that would be funny.
Unknown Speaker 25:06
Yeah, no, these are like things
Speaker 1 25:10
that seem so fucking unappetizing.
Unknown Speaker 25:16
For example,
Speaker 1 25:18
I found that there's a box of boogers candy. Oh, gross. The picture for you, like the Harry
Unknown Speaker 25:27
Potter Jelly Beans.
Speaker 1 25:28
I have that as an honorable mention, the fucking Vomit flavor. There's a booger flavor in that too. Oh yeah, you're right. So this is the sour box of boogers, and they're just like little like gummy Nubbins. The tagline is not your regular gummy, which is fucking disgusting.
Unknown Speaker 25:55
They do kind of look good, though.
Speaker 1 25:59
Oh my gosh. I mean, it just is like a sugar coated like gummy, true, yeah, but yes. Thinking of boogers,
Unknown Speaker 26:09
the flavors are what made me really laugh.
Unknown Speaker 26:13
They come in, snotter Melon,
Speaker 1 26:18
sour green Boogie and slime apple.
Unknown Speaker 26:21
I wonder what sour green Boogie would be.
Speaker 1 26:25
Probably, I'm gonna guess like sour apple, but they got go green. The next one's an apple. One, right? Apple Boogie or booger slime apple. I was thinking that was pineapple. Oh, you know, you're probably right. Yeah, that makes more sense. And then snot or melon? I mean, yeah, it's just the best one. It's not your
Unknown Speaker 26:47
normal naming of candy.
Unknown Speaker 26:50
It's not at all these.
Speaker 1 26:57
They're not as bad as the boogers. But to me, it's just fucking gross. It's a candy called gummy boo boos, and it's gummy boo boo, but it's like, fucking band aids, and they have, like, blood, blood spot on. Yeah, if I was a kid, I would love that, but really I'd be
Unknown Speaker 27:22
like gross.
Speaker 1 27:26
There's so much just like gross. I mean, I guess there still is like gross stuff for kids now, but I feel like on Nickelodeon, it was such a big thing, so maybe it was just gross humor. Seemed to be a vet time period, but maybe it's just because they were all in defeat. Oh yeah, the bandages also come in chocolate, which seems better, because it just looks like a piece of chocolate, but a little blood on there. It's not for me. Oh, my God. What if they made like pads and like pads and tampon ones? Oh, my God, I will scour the internet and see if that exists. Yes, that would be really funny.
Unknown Speaker 28:09
I'm gonna patent that. Yes.
Speaker 1 28:14
The next one is pretty fucking gross. It's a candy called zit poppers. The tagline is, these are no, these are no simple pimples, and basically, like, you can squeeze them like a fucking Gusher. Oh, okay, and some liquid comes out the box. Why would they call it that? I mean, I guess you know they're going for the gross out, but it's zit poppers. The tagline is these, oh, wait, I already said that. Rewind with the box says plump and ripe, oozy, sticky goo filled zit gummies. Fucking gross. And I'm like, Who are these for? I guess maybe it's for, well, obviously Halloween or, like, a gag gift, white elephant or something. But, yeah, no, I couldn't find very much on this one, but there's something called the hose nose, and it's basically like a fake nose that you strap to your face, and it's filled with liquid, and you take the bottom off of it, and the liquid, Just like runs down your face into your mouth,
Unknown Speaker 29:43
like children do
Speaker 1 29:47
all the time. Yeah, booger juice. Ew, fucking gross. I also have honorable mentions. There's a gum. Rat and a trap, that one for me is just no thank you. I don't, I guess I don't mind that one as much, but I guess it depends on what the rat looks like. It was kind of sad. It had like little blood on it, and stuff like, now and then there are gummy maggots, oh no. And there's several varieties you can choose from that. One Don't be from. Like, the fucking maggot girl, oh my gosh. What was her name? Blow Fly girl, oh, she would love those. Like, if you drew her name for Secret Santa. You're like, I know what this bitch is getting. She's getting white chocolate maggots, yeah? Like someone would open that and then she would steal the you know,
Unknown Speaker 30:51
nobody steals me. I really want this. But, yeah,
Speaker 1 30:57
that was the cringy candy corner. Yeah, there's some weird shit out there. Yeah, I Yeah. Didn't know about any of those, I guess, yeah, I didn't either. This does make me want to further explore candy, because I'm sure there's a whole world of weird stuff for bachelorette parties and, yeah, there's probably a lot of weird crap, so look for more candy in the future. Yeah, do you? Do you remember those gum, the gum that was like band aids, oh, 10, yeah. I think that's what it was called. Yeah, just, I totally forgot about those, until that, yeah, I forgot about that. I think it was one of those gums that lost its flavor in like, four seconds, yeah? And it like, disintegrated, like, very quickly, yeah. But it was cool because it looked like it
Unknown Speaker 31:55
was Band Aid containers, yeah,
Speaker 1 31:57
I remember it was like, pink and green and like, a bunch of goofy in the young colors. Yeah, pink, green and purple, I think. Anyway, yeah, fun, fun. Blast from the Past. Blast from the Past.
Unknown Speaker 32:15
Well, speaking of blast,
Speaker 1 32:19
sometimes people drink energy drinks and be doing crazy shit. Yeah, get that blast of energy. Blast of energy.
Unknown Speaker 32:30
So originally,
Unknown Speaker 32:33
I wanted to look up
Speaker 1 32:36
the Alani Witches Brew because I thought that I saw a post of someone taking it way too seriously and being like, I'm a Christian and I can't, oh God, like, oh anything that says witch. So at first, I could not fucking find that post, because what the internet is flooded with right now is, apparently people are drinking witch's brew and having stroke like symptoms, what? Yeah. I mean, it kind of seems like it started with one girl on Tiktok, and then maybe there are a bunch of, like, copycats, because maybe it like got views or something. But yeah, she drank part of a witch's brew flavor and then had like, numbness in her face that, like went down her arm and stuff. And so she went to the hospital, and they're like, Oh, it's just the energy drink or whatever. And for some reason, she, like, tried it again when she got, oh God. And she was like, Well, you know, it happened again, but I knew it was just the energy drink, because, you know, no other flavor of Alani does this to me. But I'm like, why would you try that again? Yeah? So it was, like, just a temporary kind of, yeah, I guess I went away. But, but, yeah, people all over the internet are like, don't drink it. It'll cost you a lot.
Unknown Speaker 34:05
Man. Well, I mean, she didn't die,
Unknown Speaker 34:08
but I mean drinking it again.
Speaker 1 34:10
I know she's like, I'm a scientist. To do it again, God, just to verify. I wonder what is in it, though, that people might be having a reaction to if it's even real. I'm kind of like, yeah. I'm kind of wondering if it's people just being fucking weird and like, Oh, I'm gonna post something that's gonna get a lot of clicks. Like, yeah, it happened to me too, yeah. But yeah. I mean, it could be real. Who fucking know? I mean, who knows anymore? Yeah, we live in hell. That's probably just an AI video, whatever. I don't know. Yeah, exactly, but I did actually find it came back around, and I found my people talking about how. All it's evil. Don't drink alone. So the first one I came across was someone named Ainsley, which fucking perfection. You can only imagine how that spells. It is a, n, s, l, e, i, G, H, that's exactly how I thought Ansley. Maybe it's Ansley, Ansley. So she actually shared a post about someone having stroke symptoms, but then, like she wrote a comment on the top, like she wanted to put in her two cents about it. She said, say, I'm reaching, but I don't care. I will not put anything in my body that has to do with witch or witchy or anything satanic on it. We already consume stuff daily, and we have no clue what's already in it. Why do it willingly? They literally pray over this stuff, and not in a good way, just saying, drug emoji. Why do you think it's mass produced and pushed so much during the spooky season? There is many reasons. Friends. This lady does not use logic at all. Why do you think they make a Halloween item, and then around Halloween, like people, the Ainsley, that is, um, that's really good, yeah? Like the Monster energy drink, yeah? Like it's a upside down, 666, or whatever, a sign of a beast.
Unknown Speaker 36:45
Then I found another one.
Speaker 1 36:49
So this person's name is Jackie. She said, why? As a born again Christian, I will. I won't be drinking a Lonnie wishes brew. I can't ignore the spiritual side of what we welcome into our homes and bodies. Scripture is clear with wiff craft. Wiff craft, wiffle quaffles, witchcraft and anything tied to it does not align with God's word dove emoji, we live in a culture that glamorizes witches spells and harmless fun, but the truth is, what we agree with spiritually has power. Words Matter, symbols matter. Oh, really, yeah. Emojis like, Yeah, okay. And drinking something literally called witch's brew feels like opening a door I am not willing to crack open beyond the spiritual side. I've also seen reports of this drink sending people to the hospital with heart issues and scary reactions. Our bodies are temples of the Holy Spirit, and for me, that means being mindful of what I'm fueling mine with heart emoji. So while the world might shrug and say, it's just a drink, I see it for what it is, a mix of spiritual compromise and health risks that I do not need in my life. I'll stick to choices that honor my body, my peace and, most importantly, my Jesus amen. Like I don't know why I even feel wanting to make commentary on it. This one actually has comments on it. So the one with Ainsley, she only got one, one like, yeah and no comments. So I think this Jackie bitch is some kind of influencer, so she got a couple comments. Her and some other bench we're talking about how they don't celebrate Halloween as Christians, and they're going back and forth of like, Girl, it's just so demonic. I don't understand why people do it. Just like, that's a normal thing to talk about. And then someone named Nicole says, this is also why I don't drink liquid death or wear Jim Reapers clothing with a skull on it. And Jackie writes back, I agree. My husband buys liquid death. And I'm like, No, well, what's gonna happen to him? Yeah, worried and concerned for his spiritual well being.
Unknown Speaker 39:51
Apparently, not.
Speaker 1 39:55
And then someone named Laurie, i. Told Jackie the original poster, she told her, thanks for being bold and courageous for sharing this. That was it was very brave of her, because people might think she's looking into something too much.
Unknown Speaker 40:15
They might call her a dump.
Speaker 1 40:21
I mean, okay, we can switch it to like Bitches Brew. Would you drink it then? I don't know. No, I'm a Christian. I don't swear. Oh, one time I was talking to this lady that I met in a Facebook group, and we were talking about how we post, wanted to start an Etsy, and we were like, crafter, you know, sell our craft shit on Etsy. And she wanted to see some of the stuff I had done. And I was like, Oh, just swearing. Bother you, because a lot of the stuff I do love swearing. And I was like, Okay, this is gonna be like a test as well, because we're gonna meet up and have coffee. And she was like, Well, I'm a Christian, so I don't use swear words. I was like, Yay, yeah. It's like, well, you're also an adult. I mean, that's fine if people don't want to swear but like, that sounds a little judgy. So yeah, yeah, I'm out, yeah. It's like, what they make it like? That's their personality. It's like, fucking weird. Didn't even ask if she was a Christian. You just asked about cussing. I know there's one more that I forgot to check the comments on. I'm gonna see if I can find it real quick, because it was posted by like, some Christian page. Okay, see, find that real quick. Yeah, you said ansley's Post had one like, I like to imagine it was her or Jackie. She's one of those people that likes her own posts. Let's see. Trying to remember how I searched it. I think it was Alani, which is brew, satanic. See, I feel like that's like, what their Google searches look like. Like satanic, Nike,
Unknown Speaker 42:22
oh, okay, yes. So, oh, sweet. There's comments, okay,
Speaker 1 42:34
so a group called Christian topics posted essentially the same thing, you know, blah, blah, blah, stop buying drinks named after death from companies that have clearly part partnered with the kingdom of darkness. You're in agreement with the enemy. If you do it, which is an open door for attacks, the enemy does not care about you. He wants you and your family dead. All we can do, or we can all do better than this. Stay vigilant when something feels off, listen to that feeling. It's called discernment, and it's a gift from God. First comment, there are actual, real life problems going on these days, like poverty, racism, sexism, etc, but you want everyone to be upset about this drink. That is true. And she said with death in the title, so she's talking about liquid death, which I think they actually like, don't they do stuff for, like, the environment, or like, broader or something? Probably,
Unknown Speaker 43:47
this is true. This is from AJ.
Speaker 1 43:51
All the ignorant are already commenting to tell you you're spreading fear and giving Satan too much power, and
Unknown Speaker 43:58
they spelled too incorrectly.
Speaker 1 44:01
These kinds of people know nothing, and then they spelled no incorrectly as well, no, nothing ironic of spiritual warfare. Never seen a demon manifest or even cast one out. They're blind fools leading the blind.
Unknown Speaker 44:20
Sorry. Carlon was going, that
Speaker 1 44:21
is the work of the devil as well. It's a sign. Okay, so the demonic interrupted, yeah, the devil interrupted. But we're okay.
Unknown Speaker 44:36
We are okay.
Unknown Speaker 44:39
Trying to see if there's any other good
Speaker 1 44:43
comments here, oh, I N, b4, which I don't know what that stands for. It's like letter I, the letter N, the letter B and the number four, I don't know
Unknown Speaker 44:56
what that is. And before, I don't know a.
Speaker 1 45:00
But they said Monster Energy symbol is Hebrew for six, six
Unknown Speaker 45:05
Hebrew? Okay,
Speaker 1 45:09
yeah, stupid. This is a lot of fucking comments. Holy shit. What could happen to someone who drinks something with a spooky Word In the Name shit your pants. Shit your pants. Energy Drinks are no better than alcohol or drugs, and access is still a sin. Do they mean excess?
Unknown Speaker 45:43
It's hard when
Speaker 1 45:45
they don't spell correctly or just make logical sense that too. Yeah, that's typical Ansley behavior. But yeah, that stuff just makes me want to, like, not be on Facebook. Yeah, I'll be scrolling. And then there's like, so many like, AI video things that are like, I think the last one I saw it was like a video of a mom laying on the floor with their kid going on top of them. And then there's like the husband in the background talking on the phone, and it says, like, my husband made dinner, and then me and my son weren't feeling good, and then I laid on the floor, pretended to be passed out, and my husband called and said that I'll get it taken care of. And, well, it's like, What the fuck are these fucking AI fucking things? And it's always just a bunch of fucking boomers like commenting on it, like, it's real, like,
Unknown Speaker 46:43
Jesus Christ, you guys,
Speaker 1 46:45
they're like, whoa. This little boy from Norway carved Jesus's face into a mountain with a spoon.
Unknown Speaker 46:54
God is real, yeah.
Speaker 1 46:58
So those, yeah, those have been just rampant on Facebook. I'm just like, I can't, I can't do this, yeah, but you know what you can do? Fat heads, what can they do? Like, follow, comment, subscribe, all those things. Do it, please. If not, we're gonna think you're the same as Ansley. Yeah, you're
Unknown Speaker 47:25
just straight up Satan that too.
Speaker 1 47:30
We did see the power of Satan setting off Jamie's car alarm. Yeah, we start talking about demonic things, and then that happened like that was crazy coincidence.
Unknown Speaker 47:42
There are no coincidence.
Speaker 1 47:46
But yeah, we hope you have a happy Halloween. Thank you for joining us for these
Unknown Speaker 47:53
episodes. Yeah, thank you. Hope you guys
Speaker 1 47:55
had fun, and hope you have a good Halloween, yeah and party fucking. Party on Yeah, party on you.