It’s almost pumpky night fatheads! So we’re chatting it up about a spoooooky story to prep you for Halloween and a little something to ease you out.
It’s almost pumpky night fatheads! So we’re chatting it up about a spoooooky story to prep you for Halloween and a little something to ease you out.
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Speaker 1 0:00
So Jamie, I found a silly little song that I thought I would share with you. It's from some part of England where,
Unknown Speaker 0:18
instead of Halloween, I guess, they have Punky night, and that's sort of your pumpkin. I wasn't sure if it was that or if it was that, or just like punks,
Speaker 1 0:22
no, but you could be a punk on Punky night. But this is a little song that the kids sing. I'm going to try to do it in a British accent. It's punky night tonight. It's funky night tonight. Adam and Eve would not believe it's punky night tonight.
Unknown Speaker 1:01
It's a beautiful little sonnet.
Speaker 1 1:05
Yes, Adam and Eve would not believe this shit, but Adam and Eve should sponsor us on nervous laughter podcast, so we should see about that. Yeah, we're gonna be getting into some spooky things for the next couple episodes.
Unknown Speaker 1:22
So, yeah, grab your punkies.
Speaker 1 1:26
Yeah, grab your punkies and hold on to your pants. Yes. So, oh, I'm Jamie. This is Alyssa. Hello. Oh, one more quick thing about the punkies. Oh, yes, the origin of like, Punky night was, like, dudes would get drunk on this certain night, and then their wives had to, like, guide them home so they like, put a fucking light inside of a pumpkin.
Unknown Speaker 1:56
So made
Speaker 1 1:57
to keep it from blowing out, the candle from blowing out, which I just thought was funny. It's like, this is because of drunk men. We have Punky night. So that's amazing.
Unknown Speaker 2:10
I thought I was like, maybe more related to Halloween. And might be like,
Speaker 1 2:15
Halloween, but it's, yeah, the British sized version. They're like, let's have fucking smushed peas on our pumpkins, because we're gross.
Unknown Speaker 2:26
And, oh, they'll fill their jack o lanterns with, like, beans,
Speaker 1 2:30
which I hate beans and taste. I saw a picture the other day of the cover, the cover of Twilight, you know, with the hands. Oh yeah, it was full of baked beans.
Unknown Speaker 2:39
Oh, I can, like, envision it, and I
Unknown Speaker 2:46
Okay, sorry,
Speaker 1 2:47
no, no, all good. I'm just having, like, just brain issues with the beans.
Unknown Speaker 2:55
So today I'm going to talk about
Speaker 1 3:00
a story. I guess I'll kind of tell you about my sources after so it doesn't really give away what's going on. But so this is around 2019 in Honolulu. It focuses on newlyweds James and Brittany, and they have the two kids from James's previous marriage. Um, they moved into a two floor house in Honolulu,
Unknown Speaker 3:29
and
Speaker 1 3:33
I'll leave that part out till later. Um, so anyway, they, um, feel nervous. It's the theme of the show. It fits, um, I can sing Punky night again to call me nurse like punking night. Um, so as they're in this house, just like a bunch of the the wife just kind of starts experiencing, like, a bunch of weird things. So initially, like, they move in and there's a bunch of moving boxes, just like in their garage, just like open and just kind of like their rummage through and stuff like that.
Unknown Speaker 4:14
The wife or
Speaker 1 4:15
Brittany, she would watch makeup tutorials as she got ready in the morning, like every day, and she heard the front door slam that evening, she asked or she was hearing the door open and close again, and she asked her husband if he locked it, and he said, Yes. She woke him up and asked him he thought that she was just being paranoid. And she went down to confirm if the doors were locked and they were unlocked, and they argued about it. Another time it was like a sliding door. Here they heard open and shut. He went downstairs to check and it was unlocked. And so anyway, this whole they just keep having issues with the doors just being unlocked and stuff. Like that. So of course, the husband's very like dismissive about it for a long time. Who would have thought, yeah, you're being paranoid woman. There's nothing happening. And then one day he had, like, a weird experience of like he was playing piano downstairs, and he saw like a shadow of a person, but he thought it was maybe just a neighbor being nosier or something. They like to puking. Tell me when I'm playing piano. You know how it is,
Unknown Speaker 5:35
peeping piano. Um,
Speaker 1 5:39
one day the husband was home with the with the boys, and noticed something written on the desk calendar. It said, your rehabilitation starts today. Do as I did, choose a house, clean it, set up devices. He assumed that this was just a little note that his wife wrote to like, inspire him to clean or something, I would think, yeah, the husband's always the one that's like, I'm a fucking idiot. Yeah, and it's, I think I've brought this up before on the podcast, but on like, I shouldn't be alive, and stuff those shows that's always like, I didn't tell anyone where I was going, and I decided not to use a map so my friends wouldn't think I was a loser, some shit like that. So
Unknown Speaker 6:31
stupid.
Unknown Speaker 6:36
So yeah, so he cleans up the house, and then
Speaker 1 6:40
a few weeks later, and this is where the husband really starts to, like, actually believe there's something weird going on. Yeah, there's a blanket that they usually have on the couch. You know, everyone has a little couch blanket, and that had gone missing, and they thought that maybe the boys took it and were just like, playing a game or whatever, you know, hiding it from them. But yeah, so they they never found the blanket, and they were trying to find it because they wanted to take it to a movie with them. And so they went to the movie, and whenever they got home, the blanket is on the couch. So which, you know, they really know that, like that blanket definitely was not fucking there when we left. The husband's, you know, finally coming around to believing weird shits going on one night, the wife noticed that her webcam kept coming on at night. Yeah, which like, if it keeps coming on, fucking unplug it, or turn your computer off, or like, I don't, I don't really know. And so they start getting some answers. September 2019, they flew off to visit some family, and they decided to fly back home early. Oh no. When they got home, they noticed James's really nice bike was just laying out in the yard, and they're like, What the fuck like that definitely wasn't there when we left. And then they decided to, you know, open the garage door, but kind of keep, you know, just keep the boys in the car. And it was, like, totally trashed and rummaged through. They thought that they had got robbed. And so at this point, James grabs a sledgehammer, oh, and he goes to unlock the front door, but there's like resistance, so he's trying to push it open. Oh, good. And he he can get a little crack, and then he can see that there's a man trying to hold it shut.
Unknown Speaker 8:58
And then he calmly says, This is not your house.
Speaker 1 9:05
So, yeah, there was like, a little struggle there, and he's just like, No, this, you know, this is my house. So they call 911, the husband keeps trying to get inside, and I guess he was able to, like, open it enough to where he was able to grab the guy and pull him outside. What I feel like at that point, I'd be like, I'll just wait. Yeah, yeah. I'd be like, All right, you just hang her down in there. Have a snack. Yeah, use my fucking blanket you were hiding. Yeah? It's Oh god, I wouldn't I feel like I have to, like, burn the blanket after that. Oh, yeah, um, the man was wearing James's
Unknown Speaker 9:43
clothes. Oh, my God.
Speaker 1 9:46
They have like a back and forth. They thought that this was just like a homeless guy that, you know, noticed that they were gone and took up in their house. They have a cat in the house and. And the man said that he took care of the cat. So there's at least that the cat was a, well, actually, I didn't, like, check if the cat lived, but it was like the lady went in, you know, immediately to, like, check on it. And, you know, there's just stuff like, all all over, laid out, all all weird, like a garage sale. If you listen to any retelling of the story, that's probably what you'll hear.
Unknown Speaker 10:28
And she said that he was trying to feed the cat dried apricots.
Speaker 1 10:40
The police showed up and they, you know, talked to the guy and took him away in handcuffs. Everything in the house was totally trashed, except for the boys room, like it was just kept really clean. Their clothes were done and folded up and like, the beds were nice and made
Unknown Speaker 11:04
their own Brittany.
Speaker 1 11:07
And James's bedroom was a complete mess, and there was a towel set out with knives on it. What? Yeah, and their old laptop was sitting on the bed. They found a document on it. It was like the most recently open thing, and it was called the omnivore trials. Oh, my God. Scary. The rehabilitation for rat like people. Okay? Scary. Little more weird. Well, it gets more well, both, more of both. So he had documents about them, like, what? Like, everything they were, like, talking about and doing. So, like, since he's live, you know, in that house, oh, and this is where I'll mention there was, like, a crawl space above your worst fear, yeah. And so, you know, that's where he was. And he was taking, like, their clothes, the guy's clothes, the blanket, that old laptop tarp they had. So he had, you know, documents with, like, all the plans that he was gonna do. So basically, he had planned to do like, various surgeries on them. He wanted to turn them into a species called omnivores. Oh, so, you know, omnivore trials. Oh, my God, it's the name. That's where it got the name.
Unknown Speaker 12:44
Oh my gosh, it's back to scary.
Speaker 1 12:48
He had searches on that old laptop for buying surgery tables, how to do various surgeries like arm removal and gender reassignment. Yeah. So you have, like, a whole full, like, playing an agenda, like, you know what, what, um,
Unknown Speaker 13:05
this is what the light girls want.
Unknown Speaker 13:10
Rap person trials in your school. He was a liberal, um,
Speaker 1 13:19
but, oh, and just a small snippet of info he had, like, all kinds of information because, you know, he was like, spying on him and stuff. So, like, even just, like stuff, only the husband and wife talked about like they're trying to have a kid and stuff. And then he wrote, like, she should stop trying to have a kid on, you know, focus on the ones that she has, or whatever. Of course, a man putting his two cents. I just like picture. He's documenting everything they say, and it's like,
Unknown Speaker 13:53
we should do it tonight.
Unknown Speaker 13:58
She's ovulating tonight's the night.
Unknown Speaker 14:02
It's like, Oh, I
Unknown Speaker 14:04
better open up the crawl space door a little more.
Speaker 1 14:06
Oh, let me open up the laptop to transcribe this and a few just like little excerpts from the from his you know documents. Today's trial consisted of trying to use makeup for cosmetic changes. It kind of failed, but I believe there will be progress. It's hard to figure out what to do, because I still haven't had a real connection with the consultant. I want to get closer, but I guess we both have a fear of something we are. Oh, and that was day two cosmetology. There was more written, but it's a little Oh, wait, no, here I can make this out. Oh no, it covered it up. Okay, I'll read over here, freaked out, easily freaked out by human forms, and they believe I'm a narcissistic human in a way. I just want them to. Two looks perfect. I want them to feel beautiful. I believe that even the way, they are possibly one of the most beautiful creatures I've ever seen. But I'm a weird end quote guy,
Unknown Speaker 15:15
understatement of the century,
Speaker 1 15:18
so I guess that's why. But the trials will be completed. We will all have a base home where we can go if needed, and eventually we will have other homes and places we can go to and enjoy our lives. Makeup use today, and then it just says, like, avocado out, and really bad judgment. Lol, okay, oh yeah, so this might be kind of um. So, you know, I said the wife makes, uh, watches makeup tutorials every day. So they were looking more around on the computer, and they found a video that the guy made. So first off, he was butt naked, sitting in her chair.
Unknown Speaker 16:13
And then he
Speaker 1 16:15
he's kind of, I guess, just kind of mocking, like, I guess, like her and like makeup tutorials and stuff. And he's so scary just saying, like, weird shit. Did I write down, like, anything? He says,
Speaker 1 16:31
No, I didn't write down anything, he said, but he did burp and part of the tutorial. So I thought that was fun. But yeah, he like, draws like a black line like, down the middle of his face and neck and, oh, my god, little makeup brush out is, like putting stuff on his cheeks or whatever, I mean, by the end of it just looks like he has a black line down his face. So he didn't go like, all out with, like, blush and stuff like that.
Unknown Speaker 16:58
He could have tried harder,
Speaker 1 17:01
but suck, yeah? I mean he does. He's fucking freak dude, like, and I don't know why, but when you said he was Nate naked in her makeup chair, I'm just like, I don't know if this is the kind of guy that wipes properly. So that was my first thought freaky chair, yeah, and I don't know why. I just imagine her having, like, one of the ones with, like a velvet seat, or whatever. It's kind of like a stool, brown mark, yeah, just like in beautiful stool.
Unknown Speaker 17:32
That's from when that guy that wanted to turn
Unknown Speaker 17:35
us into a rat broken.
Unknown Speaker 17:38
She keeps it for some reason.
Speaker 1 17:42
Um, another one of his notes. This is day four. I'll like read as much of it as I can.
Unknown Speaker 17:51
The procedures. Hypothesis,
Speaker 1 17:55
I'm going to need some medical equipment for the omnivores and for myself, there are things that I have to be improved. Oh, I'm sorry. There are things that have to be improved for the both of us, I believe I need to treat my jaundice. And for the omnivores, I need to get them to a stage where they are fit to become an Ezequiel Ezekiel, Ezekiel. And I'm pretty sure that's the guy's name is Ezekiel, something. So maybe that's why he said that. Of course, training will be a bit more difficult now that everyone is settled at home and watching TV regularly. Number one, I need a jaundice treatment light. Number two, I need a hospital bed. One that can stretch up to six feet. Three, I need tools that a surgeon would normally use. Four, I need heart monitors. Five, blood pressure cuffs. Six, anesthesia medicine. Seven, oxygen tanks. Eight, IV equipment. Nine, blood transfusion machine. How are you gonna get this? Maybe it, yeah, I have no idea what he was. This is, like, a lot of millions of dollars, shit, probably, um, and then he says nine again, because he can't count past nine, colonoscopy and endoscopy equipment and 10 life support machines like Jesus Christ.
Unknown Speaker 19:29
So, I mean, obviously at this point,
Speaker 1 19:34
the so I got my sources from a lifetime show watch this. And I think, like, later on, they're like, and that's when they realized the knives were for them. I'm like, Bitch, they probably realized that when they fucking walked in the house. Like, that's self explanatory. But yeah, okay, lifetime. Oh, and Mr. Ballen also covers the story. Oh, cool. I think you kind of. Maybe get more of the lifetime, because you get like, the, like, Mr. Bone doesn't talk about, like, the makeup video and stuff, but the, you know, the lifetime has like, the people in it. I assume it's them. They might have gotten actors, but they have them like in, you know, like the talking head kind of thing. And, gosh, I gotta watch this. They show video of the guy, and then, like, I'm reading pictures of like they they put up just like, a couple pages manuscript thing. So okay, I'll just finish his uh, day four, one, real quick. Um, I've encountered the most painful episode of my life. It was to show me something, of course, but I'm worried about the birthing process now. Now, of course, for the omnivores, the birthing process isn't as bad as mine was. I was worried for the ezekiels, who have been made. They have gone. They have they might go through things, not knowing how to handle but I hope these videos show what a what is possible for the government and for others who do not
Unknown Speaker 21:10
like the species danger.
Speaker 1 21:14
It looks around every corner and like a thief in the night, it it what, and like a thief in a night, it can steal everything you dreamed of. Or the ezekiels on the come up, you will learn firsthand on what is to come. They might send informants to distract you and keep your mind going crazy. They might misguide you and trap you, and more importantly, they might even try to take what you have for research. Do not let them hurt you. You will be strong, just like me, and no matter what, you will always find a solution. I realized today why cats are such a pain to the omnivores. I hope it doesn't not say anything bad. Sorry. I didn't like I didn't read this whole thing before. They are exactly what they should have been, hunters, strong, diligent, aware, and probably the best competitor to have. Hell yeah, of course, they might be smaller than creatures I'm dealing with, but this is exactly why I want to help. It sucks to feel less than nobody wants to be the oddball, even though, for me, it could be fun. That's a different type of thing. And he also thinks cats eat apricot, right? Apricot? So there's that. So yeah, of course. You know, he gets arrested, goes to jail. He was released. Did I not make a note of this? Yeah, he was released briefly, but he then he burglarized a Buddhist center and was captured and returned to jail. What did he burglarize a Buddhist center? Oh, okay. What like a wow, what a thing to fucking burglarize. And then to top it all off, he murders his cellmate before he was even, like, tried for love. Oh shit. So he was like, I'm just gonna totally fuck myself over Yeah, yeah. So yeah. He was pretty Yeah, insane and just very scary. So that's um, that is one of my biggest fears, is someone living in my house and not knowing it, which I found out is a crime called frogging. Frogging, yeah, it's spelled with a pH, though. So like, PHR, but yeah, frogging, um, and lifetime has a one season show that's like all frogging encounters. I have to watch that, and it's on Tubi for free. So, so yeah, I gotta watch this too. And one small thing I will say, so this is in the first episode, which was awesome because I was looking up trying to find stuff on the case, and that's how I came across the lifetime theories. But um, so that's in the first episode, plus another one where, um, it sees three young women that live together, and it was just so funny to me, because it's like in the one we just talked about the husband's all, like, No, nothing's going on in your situation. Yeah, you're just, you're just paranoid wife, because we moved to a new house, and it's all in your head. Um, but these three girls, it was, it was like, one of them, like, was missing a shirt. So she asked the other ones, like, did you take it? And they're like, Well, I didn't take it, and I know that you didn't take it, so, like, something is weird and going on that sounds about right? Yes. They like, listen to each other. They didn't, like, fight over and stuff. They're just like, yeah. They just, like, believed each other. And. And like, so it was a much shorter story. Oh my gosh, yeah. So it was a much shorter story than the other one. It was just like they believed each other. They one of them was home alone one day, and then, oh wait no, okay, yeah, so I'll just, I'll just talk about a couple things from it real quick. So the three of them are sitting in the living room, and then one of them gets a call from one of them that's sitting in the living room, and she's like, I don't have my phone on me. I don't know where it is. I'm pretty sure I left it in my bedroom, like on my bed. And so they're fucking terrified to go in there. And then they, you know, finally get up the balls, and they go in there, and then no one's in there, but her phone was now in the closet. Like, where she like, you know, swore she hadn't left it. And they were like, well, I guess, you know, we just have a ghost that,
Unknown Speaker 25:54
you know, stuff. But
Speaker 1 25:57
yeah, it was a guy that was like, stealing their clothes, like one of them was home alone one day and heard some stuff moving in her closet, and then she opened it, and it's guy just like, sitting on the floor in her clothes.
Unknown Speaker 26:13
Wow, yeah, so that's
Speaker 1 26:18
you check your house. Oh, and Alyssa had made a good point to me before. You know, like in Texas, it's like, super fucking hot, so someone would definitely, like, die in your attic. And yeah, smell it, and yeah, they would be dripping down on you,
Unknown Speaker 26:35
yeah. So that was good for good,
Speaker 1 26:38
yeah. I guess, like, for that reason, I just never really thought about it that in depth. I mean, I guess they could be other places other than, like, above you, in the attic, but this story freaked me out. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 26:53
it just like, keeps going.
Unknown Speaker 26:57
He kind of reminds me of like
Speaker 1 27:01
a Buffalo Bill and then, like, somebody else too. We, dude, I can't, when you were talking, I was like, Oh, he's Buffalo Bill and somebody but fucking creepy man, fucking Frogger. I wish they would have named it something else because, like, it needs to sound scarier and yeah, like, intense, yeah. What's with these weird pH animal things like Frogger fishing? Like, oh, what are
Unknown Speaker 27:33
they doing with that? I don't know.
Speaker 1 27:36
What's with the pH names. I'm Jerry Seinfeld.
Unknown Speaker 27:42
What going up and down.
Speaker 1 27:47
Well, thank you. That was really scary. Yeah, I'm definitely gonna be watching the frogging program. That was the first word that came to mind.
Unknown Speaker 27:57
I think it's called
Speaker 1 28:00
frogging hider in my house, which is such a lifetime. And that episode was called The Secret surgeon. Oh my god, yeah, the surgery thing, like, okay, Buffalo Bill and like, Doctor from human centipede. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. It's so funny. You bring that up because, just like, the other day I was thinking about, and maybe it was because of this guy in the beginning of human centipede. There's like the picture of it shows, like the guy's house, or whatever inside, and that's like the picture of him, and like, the first human centipede, like, well, dog Centipede, I'm sorry, the dog Centipede,
Unknown Speaker 28:45
that's just so funny. I keep thinking about it.
Speaker 1 28:48
I feel like the first human centipede. I did think it was scary. I mean, of course there were like, goofy moments in it, yeah, yeah. But just the idea of a secret surgeon doing shit like that, yeah? And then the second, third human centipede just went completely off the fucking rails. Oh, yeah, a lot of fucking Yeah. That's how horror movies do. Oh, my god, yeah. They didn't even try just like, yeah, we're fucking crazy.
Unknown Speaker 29:16
Yeah, there'll be a space version by the ninth one.
Speaker 1 29:19
Oh, that would be awesome. I would love that. Just
Unknown Speaker 29:23
series always end up in space when they go for people. It's very true.
Speaker 1 29:30
Well, do you have any more scary secret surgeon items you'd like to ask? No, that was just, just something to get your fat heads ready for Halloween. Get you in the spookys that did it spooky. I'm glad that we did it in this order, because I have the exact opposite of Jamie's story. It's literally called mundane Halloween.
Unknown Speaker 29:58
So total 10.
Speaker 1 29:59
Change. Yeah, totally different. This is pretty freaking wholesome. So this is mundane. Halloween is a thing that started in Japan. I couldn't find a lot on it, but one thing that I found said that it was a tradition started in 2014 by a group of adults that ran this, like, website, blog thing, and they wanted to participate in Halloween, but they're embarrassed to, like, have a costume that drew a lot of attention, and they didn't want to, you know, really put themselves out there like that. So they decided to dress up in mundane, everyday costumes, oh, just like different scenarios that everybody can kind of relate to.
Unknown Speaker 30:49
Some pictures for you.
Speaker 1 30:55
This first one's actually the most flashy. Most of them, you would be like, Oh, that's just a random person,
Unknown Speaker 31:01
but this one
Speaker 1 31:05
is a man who accidentally shook his soda before opening it. That's actually, that's cool. It is cool. This is a really cute idea. The next one is foreign tourists looking for a trash can, and it's just a guy holding a bag. Oh yeah, just normal clothes, just yeah, in a bag. It's just like, I need this is me pretty much all the time, because I forget my grocery bags. It's a person trying hard not to buy plastic bags, and it's just a guy holding a bunch of grocery items.
Unknown Speaker 31:42
I like that. That's cute,
Unknown Speaker 31:46
frustrating for Halloween costume, Leo,
Unknown Speaker 31:48
yes, that would be hard to juggle all of that.
Speaker 1 31:53
A couple more for you. This one's really cute. It's a photographer's assistant whose job is to make children laugh. It's just a girl holding up some little stuffed animals. That's cute. I like these costumes. They're easy. They are and then we have person who smiles at dogs as they pass by. And it's just a guy smiling and looking at the ground. That's cute. Yeah. Think of just how I've always just seen it as, like a meme, as like a white people thing where you just kind of like smile as you walk by awkwardly, like,
Unknown Speaker 32:32
yeah. So there's some really cute ones
Unknown Speaker 32:36
that's just a wholesome little idea. Like, one of them was
Speaker 1 32:41
Guy delivering your Uber Eats order, but you open the door too early and he's still dropping off the food.
Unknown Speaker 32:47
You get caught in the picture.
Speaker 1 32:52
Yeah? I like that. That's awesome, yeah? So total opposite of your terrifying story, yeah, I feel like we'll have to have like, a mundane costume party one day, pretty cool, like person brushing their teeth or just, yeah, blow drying your hair. Oh, that'd be cool
Unknown Speaker 33:09
because you could put some gel in, like your hair's been kind of blown away or something.
Unknown Speaker 33:13
Yeah, that would be really cool.
Unknown Speaker 33:19
Well, fat heads, hope you guys
Speaker 1 33:22
are well fat heads. I hope this helps get you a good little kick start to your Halloween seasons. Ooh, check your house. Listen to your wife. Oh, there's an alarm. There is an alarm, but yes, listen to your wife. Most importantly of all, and you know, if you don't have any costumes, maybe make up one of those mundane little ones, because those are good ideas and they aren't. Or you could be me or Jamie, or which has been done, which car boys have done before, and that was been done. Yeah, that was awesome. Oh, or you could take a note from the fucking scary doctor and, like, draw a line down your face, and half of you could be you, and half could be me.
Unknown Speaker 34:14
Oh, yeah, a little
Unknown Speaker 34:17
well, I guess we wouldn't be an omnivore.
Speaker 1 34:20
I don't know what the fuck we would be. We would be the nervous laughter podcast. Would be your fat headed moms, yes. And you should follow your moms on Instagram. And you should, you know, follow, like, subscribe, or whatever, comments on the platforms you're listening on. Yeah, tell your friends. And then you guys can have these little inside jokes together. And then whenever people are like, Oh, it's funny, you can just be like, you wouldn't get it when you wouldn't get it, unless you wouldn't get to NLP, oh, you probably don't even know what NLP means, what a loser you probably think it stands for. I. A nose lipoplasty, yeah, yeah, damn it. I was like, I'm gonna come up with something cool. It's for your fat No, fuck Well, fat heads and fat noses. Yeah, we will see you next time. Party on party on.
Speaker 1 35:40
Quick question, would you rather spend the night with a haunted doll or share a bed with a corpse? Oh, haunted doll. Yeah, definitely. Yeah. Okay.