Today we’re talking about Southern snacks, the infamous poop cruise and dolphins! Our new report on dolphins will make Peter look tame.Watch out for the freak bitches of the sea!
Today we’re talking about Southern snacks, the infamous poop cruise and dolphins! Our new report on dolphins will make Peter look tame.Watch out for the freak bitches of the sea!
Pear Salad Video: https://www.instagram.com/p/DH7HrVSPimP/?hl=en
Speaker 1 0:00
Jamie, something really gross happened to me this morning. So I was volunteering with this guy that I've met like a time or two before, and we were parting ways, and I don't know if I did a hand movement to make him think I wanted to shake hands, or if he just went for it, but his hand was sopping wet. This
was the wettest hand I've ever felt other than my own, washing my hands. I I keep thinking about it, and I asked George, I'm like, okay, assuming he thought I wanted to shake his hand, why didn't he say, oh, like, I'm sweaty. Like, sorry, or, like, giving me a fist bump, yeah, and if it was his idea to shake my hand, like, does he hate me? Like, why would you do that?
Speaker 1 1:26
this isn't the first time this has happened to me. Either was it the same person or, no, okay, the other one was actually a woman. Know better. How unladylike. It was very unladylike. So we went on this little like, kind of like a booze cruise, on the Office for geez, old jobs. And I met this guy that he worked with his girlfriend, and she had been, like, dancing and stuff, and she went to shake my hand, and it was fucking wet. Like, so wet was she, like, maybe holding a icy beverage. Um, I think she was just sweaty from dancing, and probably, like, wiped her head
Unknown Speaker 2:05
or stuck it in her hoopty.
Unknown Speaker 2:08
It was probably hoopty sweat, you're right,
Speaker 1 2:16
the other day, I thought about her because she was saying, like, oh yeah, so and so I used to work with. I'm, like, who he's, like, the the girl with the wet hand, yeah?
Unknown Speaker 2:28
Like, why does this keep happening to me? Man,
Speaker 1 2:30
I just picture that they do like a, like, a married Catherine Gaster just before they shake hands.
Unknown Speaker 2:39
Man, that's, um, I, I feel like I should have
Speaker 1 2:43
probably shaken a sweaty hand before my life, but I just don't recall. Maybe you blocked it out because it's fucking awful. Yeah, it does
Unknown Speaker 2:49
sound Oh yeah. It sounds pretty Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 2:53
I don't know. Maybe I've just been around more courteous people. I don't know.
Speaker 1 2:57
You know who is courteous, though, is the fucking fat heads listening to this? Yes, yes, thank you for tuning into nervous laughter podcast. Yes. Welcome. I'm Alyssa. I have a sign on my forehead that says, fucking Give me your wet hand.
Unknown Speaker 3:12
And I'm Jamie. I don't know what a 50 is.
Speaker 1 3:16
You don't know what a 50 is, and you don't have that sign on your forehead that offers people's wet hands. Yeah, that's good. This says Don't fucking touch me. Yeah, that's a good one to have. I need to update my sign, apparently, yes.
Unknown Speaker 3:32
Well,
Speaker 1 3:33
I think maybe one of the reasons that the guy shook my hand, this is a horrible segue, but is because he was a Southern gentleman, and I have a southern style bag of chips for us to try. Alyssa, I'm very excited. I saw this when I thought about you. Jamie, Lynn, we got pepper jelly and cream cheese potato chip. Oh, that actually sounds really, really good. I know I'm excited. I love a pepper jelly cream cheese, so I assume that's just in the south. But maybe it's not. I hope it's not, yeah, if, if you're not uh familiar with this, you take a block of cream cheese, and you put pepper jelly on top. I guess the name is self explanatory. I don't know why I felt anything. They might think it's like a mix. You mix something together, true, no, you just put popping one thing on top of something else, and then you just scoop that right onto a little cracker. It's true. With a little knife, you'll probably break your cracker. Try to do it true? Yeah, you gotta let the cream cheese come to room temp, and even then, you're right, the cracker kind of leave little cracker crumbs on it. Not fun for the rest of the party. It's true. Do you want to do like a wine thing where you, like, swirl it and sniff the bag?
Unknown Speaker 5:00
Walk the trips. I smelled the microphone.
Unknown Speaker 5:04
It kind of kind of
Unknown Speaker 5:06
peppered. Yeah, smells a little sweet, little little sweet.
Speaker 1 5:09
Well, I would like you to be the first to try them. Oh, I am honored.
Unknown Speaker 5:14
Let me just take a couple.
Speaker 1 5:16
Thanks, several, if you will, several the old listeners, you know about that,
Unknown Speaker 5:22
they're pretty good. I don't know
Unknown Speaker 5:26
if I'm getting, like, full, you know,
Unknown Speaker 5:29
um, cream cheese, pepper jelly, but yeah, it
Speaker 1 5:35
tastes like a very small, like, maybe like a very hint of, like, sweet pepper. But that's, that's like, about it, hmm, we're both leaning away from the mic, did you
Unknown Speaker 5:44
I'm gonna say I'm a little disappointed. I don't know what I expected, but
Unknown Speaker 5:53
yeah, I um, I'm kind of disappointed too, but um,
Unknown Speaker 6:01
well shit, it's not giving what it says. It gives true.
Speaker 1 6:06
Actually, I don't know if it says anything, but I agree.
Unknown Speaker 6:13
I guess it, oh, it does say cream cheese.
Unknown Speaker 6:17
Well, would
Speaker 1 6:19
you like some more mediocre chips? I'm good. We can leave some with you for later if you want, um, it just makes me want the pepper, I know, Jelly cream cheese experience too, like I don't even if the chip did taste like it, I think I would still want
Unknown Speaker 6:36
the full experiences with
Speaker 1 6:38
the textures and stuff. Well, next month I'll have it at my Halloween party. I like to shape the cream cheese like a little bone. I pour like a red jelly on top.
Unknown Speaker 6:50
So yeah, and then I usually
Speaker 1 6:54
make jalapeno poppers. I try to make them like mummies one year, and just fuck them up royally. Oh, that was new, but,
Unknown Speaker 7:05
yeah, but yeah, that was a Yeah. That was,
Unknown Speaker 7:09
sadly, a little disappointing. Damn
Speaker 1 7:11
it. You be Yeah. I feel like they, they just like, fucking come out with so many new chips all the time, and I'm a dumb ass, and I'll try them, and then I'm like, that wasn't very good. And then the cycle repeats itself. That'd be funny if they just use the same flavor for all of those changing the name. Like, yeah, well, did you think about it? It tastes like it if you concentrate and really close your eyes. Well, damn, hopefully your food item you're going to talk about will be more successful? Well, I don't know if it will be. I Okay. So what I'm going to show you, I seem to remember this at school, or at least a variation of it. I think it was a variation of it at school, but I think this is like another, like Southern recipe. Good. Okay, so I'll show you the video. And if the video is not interesting, sorry, fat heads, I'm just gonna not include it, but that will be for your, your sake. But, uh, here we go. I'll show you.
Unknown Speaker 8:15
Alyssa. Now that
Unknown Speaker 8:17
is disgusting.
Speaker 2 8:21
This favorite side. How could you eat lasagna without pure salads? Did you hear what you just said? I don't understand what you ate with lasagna growing up,
Unknown Speaker 8:34
some toast. I mean, I don't know.
Unknown Speaker 8:37
What do you mean, a vegetable or a fruit?
Speaker 3 8:41
Not that idiot. You took a pear, you took pears and you put mayonnaise on them and then sprinkled cheese. Good. It's gross.
Speaker 2 8:54
I cannot imagine eating lasagna without a pear salad.
Speaker 3 8:58
Just the main ingredient of what you're making is not appetizing. A pear pear
Unknown Speaker 9:06
normal growing up, well,
Speaker 2 9:08
they're not. Every time I make lasagna,
Speaker 3 9:11
I will be impressed if more than 25 people comment that they eat this,
Speaker 1 9:18
the Pear, Pear salad. I haven't had it since I was a kid. Yeah, I kind of want to make it now so I don't make it, yeah, yeah. Well, yeah, we'll have to do a taste test on that. I don't, I don't remember eating it when I was little, but I remember seeing it. I think I might have thought it was cottage cheese. Actually, I was like, that wasn't huge on cottage cheese when I was younger, but, uh, but yeah, I seem to remember seeing it at school and stuff too, because I'm just like, ew, Pearson cheese.
Unknown Speaker 9:51
I always my grandma made it with
Speaker 1 9:55
like cheddar, like sharp cheddar. She looked like she was using like a mom. Honorary jet or like a Mexican blend, yeah. So I remember not liking it as a kid, but for some reason I feel like maybe I would like it as an adult. So how does the because I feel like the Okay, so none of it makes sense together for me. So how does it like? How does it make sense in your mouth? I think it's kind of the thing with, like, pepper jelly, where it's savory, salty and, like, a little sweet kind of thing, maybe, yeah, okay, okay. I mean, like, cheese and fruit go together good. I don't know why the fuck the mayonnaise is there, but just like,
Unknown Speaker 10:36
a moist fat, I don't
Unknown Speaker 10:41
know fat, I
Speaker 1 10:44
feel like cottage cheese would be better, though I like your idea. Yeah, yeah, I think cottage cheese would be better. That would be a better moist, fat, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 10:53
Um, so yeah, I am
Unknown Speaker 10:56
so that. That's cool. That's some fun.
Unknown Speaker 11:00
Another fun southern recipe.
Speaker 1 11:03
I've seen people put maraschino cherry on top too. Yeah, I feel like that would add a little something. Yeah, okay, we got a holidays. It's the festive version.
Unknown Speaker 11:17
Yes, we'll definitely have to
Speaker 1 11:21
try that. I have another food adjacent thing. Okay, so this is actually something that you talked about a while back when I was like looking through our old episodes and I saw it, and that would be conservative dad's Ultra right 100% woke free American beer. Yeah, my favorite beer, favorite beer. So I was like, oh shit, I need to look at that website, because I bet they've already made like a Charlie Kirk brew. Oh yeah, yeah, you're probably right, because they had all those, those different flavors. It was like the fucking pig flavor and then like the army flavor, whatever,
Unknown Speaker 12:04
fucking stomp
Unknown Speaker 12:06
me with your boot fascist daddy flavor.
Speaker 1 12:11
But actually, right now, they're running low on product. They were not a good or bad thing, like they're selling out or they can't. I'm hoping, oh, I'm hoping. It's like that. They're failing as they used to have all those flavors. Well now they only have wait shit. Am I mixing that up with something else? Was that another conservative beer brand, or was that,
Unknown Speaker 12:35
oh,
Speaker 1 12:36
you know what? It might have been, another conservative beer brand that had all the why are they? But yeah, I think now that I'm saying that, yeah, I think it was a different one, but I can't remember the name of it, yeah, it doesn't matter. But all the names were like, ball talk down something, yeah. Well, okay, this makes a little bit more sense then, damn it, but they just have the beer on there now. But they also have a tequila, and it's called conservative dad's border wall tequila, and it's spelled like phonetically, like T, E, E, k, e, e, l, a, a, that's like, really cringey to take, like a traditionally Mexican spirit and then just do that to it. Yeah, and the fucking tagline, which is horrible, only bringing the best across the board. Oh, my God, it gets a little bit worse. So you know how there was the dad that was like the rapper's fucking mascot, or whatever? There's a picture of him. He's wearing a sombrero and has a fake black mustache on and it says conservadore, Papa, oh, my God.
Unknown Speaker 14:06
So
Unknown Speaker 14:09
yeah,
Speaker 1 14:14
horrible people. Yeah, horrible, horrible, horrible people. Irony of that product is just so it says everything about, like, white conservatives, like, we're gonna take this thing from your culture and make it ours, and then be like, fuck you. Yeah. You stay away. Yeah. So that's fun,
Unknown Speaker 14:42
beautiful country we live in. God
Unknown Speaker 14:46
bless
Unknown Speaker 14:48
America. You got your hoopty? All
Speaker 1 14:50
hanging out America is showing their fucking hoop to eat of the whole world, but I think hoopty is a vagina. By the way, so if that's context you're missing, that's what that that's what that that
Unknown Speaker 15:03
was, yeah,
Speaker 1 15:06
um, I do. I didn't mean to bring the mood down, but I have something to bring it back up. Um, so Jamie, we've briefly mentioned, like, some poop incidents on cruises? Yes, and I thought about this because my sister is on a cruise right now, and didn't she go on a cruise? Like, just after we did our other cruise episode? I think you're right, yeah, yeah, it must have been last year then she went funny, yeah, I think, well, maybe in the year before. But yes, she did. She she likes cruises, and it's funny, because last time she went, her and Shannon, like, hung out in the casino a lot.
Unknown Speaker 15:52
She could bring her son to the casino.
Unknown Speaker 15:55
I haven't told that story yet.
Unknown Speaker 15:59
Okay, so we're gonna totally back up
Speaker 1 16:03
so, and I wouldn't be telling this story if Shannon didn't think it was funny, because it's not funny to misgender people. But this is so fucking ridiculous. So at my grandpa's funeral, you know, he was in his 90s, so if there's people that he knew like they're old as shit as well. My sister was there with Shannon, and Shannon like dresses a little bit more masculine, and so my mom was introducing Shannon and my sister to some old bitch. The lady looked at Kristen and Shannon, and she was like, is that your son?
Unknown Speaker 16:48
Like, yes, like, my pretty much, my wife kind of
Unknown Speaker 16:52
like, the same age.
Speaker 1 16:56
Oh, my God, so funny. We laughed about that for so fucking long, and that that really made his funeral like bearable, is just talking about Shannon like being Kristen's son, like we're going to drive to the cemetery, and we saw Kristen, And Shannon going ahead of us. George was like, oh, Kristen's son is driving her. He must be working on his learner's permit.
Unknown Speaker 17:30
She's so proud of that young man.
Unknown Speaker 17:35
She's raising him, right,
Speaker 1 17:36
yeah. And then I think somebody else actually said that too. I mean, it was just so many fucking old common mistake, common mistake, oh, and then, like, I think it was two or three other people thought that. So I have cousins that are brother and sister, they thought that they were married. That happened multiple times like, oh, that's adriana's husband. Like, no, that's her fucking brother. So there was just all kinds of weird familial misinterpretations. Was it all like old people kind of just making those mistakes, and it's just like, oh, old people, yeah. It was, yeah. Was so back to Shannon and Kristen being on a cruise. They were in the casino a lot, so they got, like, good with the fucking cruise line. Oh, okay. And so this time they got a suite. They got, like, a good upgrade. And I was like, Man, y'all are like, the queens on the Walmart of the sea, and Kristen is like, we are.
Unknown Speaker 18:45
That's amazing, yeah,
Speaker 1 18:48
but they booked this a couple months ago. And did you hear about the documentary poop cruise? I heard about it, but I have not watched it yet. I think I read about the poop cruise a long time ago, but yeah, so it's a pretty ridiculous if you watch it, you'll get really mad at the people on it, like staff, or just No, the patrons. Oh, okay. Like, basically what happened is there was a fire on part of the ship, and like, the electricity got fucked up, and then the plumbing got fucked up, and it got to where the toilets wouldn't flush. So they were handing out, like, red biohazard bags for people to poop in. And for some reason, these motherfuckers thought they were too good to poop in a red bag. So they're just, like, overflowing the fucking toilets everywhere, because they're still shitting in them trying to flush. Weren't some people using the showers? Yeah, people were like, using the showers. They had a guy that was working on the cruise at the time, and he said he like, went into the bathroom and looked in the toilet. And people this. These are his words. Basically made a poop lasagna. So they did poop and then, like, covered it with toilet paper, and then another layer.
Unknown Speaker 20:09
Yeah, and I'm like, that just makes
Unknown Speaker 20:11
the problem so much
Speaker 1 20:12
worse. Everything everybody did was making it fucking worse. They were all such assholes. But what drew me to watch the documentary. I saw a clip on Instagram, and it was like, everybody was really upset, and they all met, like in the main part of the ship, and they were singing Amazing Grace,
Speaker 1 20:38
like, we'll persevere with God, this poop is so horrendous.
Unknown Speaker 20:44
Lord, pray the poop away.
Speaker 1 20:48
Oh, man, that's, um, God, that's like, the last thing I would just like, want to, like, hear dealing with a situation like that. Yeah, yeah. Like, you don't have AC you pretty much don't have food because all the refrigeration went out. Don't have a bathroom, and people are, like, praying about it. They're probably, like, the main offenders of, like, probably lasagna and stuff. Yeah, I feel like I would have just gladly, just fucking shit meeting right off the side, or just,
Unknown Speaker 21:21
yeah, fling it off into the sunset.
Speaker 1 21:24
Yeah, you want me to fucking fling it. You want me to go in a bag. You tell me what I need to do, yeah, with this poo, with this poo,
Unknown Speaker 21:34
yeah? I mean,
Speaker 1 21:39
yeah, that's why would you not listen in a situation like that? It's so infuriating. Yeah? So, like, leading up to it, I was like, hey, what's you and Shannon's plan for if it turns into a poop cruise? And Kristen was like, well, we have a suite, so, like, we have a big shower, so we'll be able to, like, pee in the shower. And she's, like, coming up with different, different plans, yeah, as long as they have like, a little balcony off their room, I think that, you know, I think they'll be okay. I think they're on the, like, the, not ground floor, but, you know, like, main level of the ship. So they would probably be the ones hearing the people sing AmaZing Grace they all gathered close. Yeah, she's on the way back. So, so far she hasn't had a poop cruise. Okay, okay, good, good. By the time this recording comes out, she'll be back, so probably safely with no, yeah, no, poop problems. I can't remember what the virus is called for the well, virus, different, oh yeah, norovirus, yeah, that's when the bad poops spread to everybody. Yeah, yeah. That's like, the buffet spreading, yeah, oh yeah. I'm watching her cat right now, and I already told her. I was like, Can you come pick her up? We're both wearing masks. I was like, I'm not getting cruise illness from you. Yeah? No, without the cruise experience. No, yeah, nope. I do have another thing that's kind of related to
Unknown Speaker 23:14
cruises,
Unknown Speaker 23:18
marine life. Marine life.
Speaker 1 23:22
One of my favorite stories I've done on the podcast is the story of Peter the dolphin. So I learned some more fucked up shit about dolphins. So from that last cruise that Kristin and Shannon took, they swam with dolphins, and they have a picture of each of them where, like the dolphins kissing their cheek, and they're on the wall. And I came over and saw it, and I was like, Kristen, like, do you know that dolphins like, Fuck dead bodies? And she's like, damn it. Now it's ruined. So yeah, as an older sister, I had to tell her that. So now, as the podcasts older sister, I will tell you about disgusting dolphins. Yes, they're not as nice as they seem, dude, they're fucking wild. It's weird that they're so, like, popular, and people swim with them, and kids love them. The bottlenose dolphins in particular, that's what Peter was. They seem to be the worst perpetrators. Oh, everything I have here is about fucking bottlenose. Was Peter the one that lady Jade him off. Yeah, okay. She enticed him with her. Oh, I was going back to try to see what episode that was, and that's when I saw the conservative dad's 100% woke free American beer. But I didn't find the episode number for Peter,
Unknown Speaker 24:58
so I wrote the.
Speaker 1 25:01
But dolphins are the freak bitches of the sea. I had to borrow with Randy Chris's term freak bitch, because perfectly describes them. One of the things I found out is that they can communicate through their pee. What so this 2022 article called dolphins keep tabs on each other by tasting pee, especially if it's pee from a friend. By some Ahmed,
Unknown Speaker 25:31
it says that
Speaker 1 25:35
for bottlenecks, dolphins the taste of urine and their whistles, how they recognize their friends from a distance. Dolphins keep their mouths open and sample urine longer from familiar individuals more than unfamiliar. So if we were dolphins, I'd be savoring your piss
Unknown Speaker 25:56
more than a stranger's piss.
Unknown Speaker 25:57
I'm not having any friends,
Speaker 1 26:00
yeah, so I guess the year is the urine supposed to be like a fingerprint or, I guess, like a dog butt, I guess, um, I think it said that it was like the lipids, the fats in it did something. I don't know. They're just like freak bitches. I They're so blah blah pee pee. They are. They are literally blah blah pee pee. I guess they can't smell, so they have to use taste to do it. That's why they're fucking eating the pee. And then I can eat so much pee right now from my friends, though, that's the pee I really savor, oh, or like Nathan. Nathan for you, where he's like grandson Pete. You drink grandson Pete to not feel scared.
Unknown Speaker 26:54
That is dolphin, Oh,
Unknown Speaker 27:00
yeah. And then I guess they also do.
Speaker 1 27:04
They uses their they use their jaw to touch the genitals of other dolphins. And that's like a common social interaction. So maybe that's kind of like the dog butt thing, or like, this is how we greet each other. You know, fucking
Unknown Speaker 27:19
interesting choice.
Unknown Speaker 27:20
Do that.
Unknown Speaker 27:23
Let's see.
Speaker 1 27:25
Oh, apparently, oh, this is perfect girl, dolphins, hoopdies are weird. Oh, okay.
Unknown Speaker 27:35
And this hasn't been studied much.
Speaker 1 27:39
Our favorite news source, Vice has an article called, biologists make dead dolphins have sex in the name of science.
Unknown Speaker 27:48
What? Why? Why are we worrying about
Speaker 1 27:53
dolphin sexuality? I guess maybe, in case they become extinct or something, they can, like, make them again, I guess, I don't know, but
Unknown Speaker 28:05
basically what it is, is
Speaker 1 28:07
the girl dolphins, hoopdies, they have what's called a labyrinthine internal genitalia, and it's basically like a maze, like it has all kinds of twists and turns and stuff. Well, isn't the isn't a dolphin penis, like spiraled or it looks like, okay, but we don't have to look it up. Well, I do have a picture like this is a dolphin penis in a dolphin hoop. D, the red is the penis. So it's like, all curved around, yeah, so I guess the the penis, like, does a weird thing. So it's called, so if the penis fits the maze you found your mate, yes, it's called the copulatory fit, and it's how it goes in there and does all of that. And basically what they did for this experiment, they took the genitals, and that would be the hoop D and the penis, yes, yes, of dead dolphins. And they, like, injected saline into the dolphin penis to make it like, like, how Peter was when he saw his trainer, God, and, yeah, so scientists are out there doing that. What a bunch of freaks. They're kind of freak bitches too. Yeah, fucking perverts. Like, imagine you meet a scientist and you're like, Oh, what do you say? Tea. I inject the penis with the sailing. And then the last thing, this hasn't been, like, super well documented, but, yeah, I already mentioned it. Um. And male bottlenose dolphins will have sex with dead dolphins. Oh, cool, yeah. And I guess dolphins do all kinds of other shit too, like they'll assault each other and they use each other as backboards. Well, that sounds nice, yeah, because I guess I don't know if that's true or not. I haven't like done this research. It just
Unknown Speaker 30:26
could be wrong. But I feel
Speaker 1 30:27
like I remember my biology teacher telling us this. I heard it from another student who said she said it anyway, but yeah, they um, you know, ocean doesn't have a lot of that makes boards or things to push up against. So, yeah, you would have to go to the bottom to find anything
Unknown Speaker 30:46
if I drink your your pee, will you headboard for me?
Unknown Speaker 30:52
You love Lee,
Unknown Speaker 30:54
a dolphin.
Speaker 1 30:56
I was gonna say Haiku, but it's not haiku with your hoop tea, your dolphin hoop tea
Unknown Speaker 31:02
and my wee wee
Unknown Speaker 31:05
Yeah, so
Speaker 1 31:06
your fact was way nicer. Thank you for Yeah, dolphins are, are freak, freak ass bitches, for sure, freak ass bitches, yeah, and I guess, like, necrophilia is called necro coitus. That's like, the scientific name for it. Oh, and I stumbled upon a list of 10 animals that perform that, oh, I don't actually have the list, because I was like, people are gonna think I'm really fucking weird if I'm talking about this for an extended period of time for the Halloween Halloween episode. But do you want to guess a popular animal that people think is really sweet is on the list of corpse sexers, humans, rabbits, otters, you know, they like hold hands with each other well past those I think, I think hope has a huge thing against otters. Oh, yeah, yeah, bring up otters around her. She'll like, they're assholes. Yeah, that sounds familiar now that you say that, yeah, I'll have to ask her about it next time I see her. Yeah. So fat heads. If you know any marine animals that, um, are also assholes, or just have interesting, weird or, I guess, freaky stuff going on, let us know. We'll look into it, and we can share it with with the rest of the fat. Yes, definitely, I was pretty disturbed today because there were pictures of, like, the animals doing that, which I'm like, I don't need to see it like, you know, I feel like, since we've come back, we've talked a lot about,
Unknown Speaker 32:53
you know, we talked about the bird political closing.
Speaker 1 32:56
And I'm sorry, sorry. It's why I didn't get the whole list.
Unknown Speaker 33:02
We are
Speaker 1 33:04
also informational. This is Yes, what is it called entertainment? Yes, this is edutainment, yeah. So watch out for the freak bitches of nature. Yes, they'll get you and watch the episode of King of the Hill with the dolphin. And then you decide, yeah, you want to swim with dolphins,
Unknown Speaker 33:24
maybe, don't I mean,
Speaker 1 33:27
I feel like I like, all the murder and weird sex aside, I feel like I would be scared, like they're just so big, yeah. I mean, they're still animals, and I don't want to get like, like, I don't want to, like, jump on me and I get, like, put under the water. Like, I don't know, don't you bring a
Unknown Speaker 33:47
gun with me? Like, just in case,
Unknown Speaker 33:51
Jamie, you should always, oh,
Unknown Speaker 33:58
I mean, you fucking
Unknown Speaker 34:01
you hooped. Yeah. Yes, pussy,
Unknown Speaker 34:06
I guess that's a PUSSY, PUSSY, PUSSY, yeah,
Unknown Speaker 34:10
but yeah, you should also
Speaker 1 34:12
like, subscribe, comment, you know, whatever you can do with our Yeah, our podcast, I promise. Well, maybe not promise, but I'll try to not have disgusting things for a while. And I'm sorry, Halloween is coming up. That's true. I feel like it's okay, but yeah, maybe I know some of our listeners are a little more on the squeamish side. So true. Sorry, yeah, sorry. We're just a couple of we're just girls, we're just girls. Yeah, we're different.
Unknown Speaker 34:51
But yeah, I guess
Speaker 1 34:54
part party on in your labyrinth. What was it called? Oh, gosh, I. Lab, your labyrinth, full hoopty,
Unknown Speaker 35:02
yeah, that's
Unknown Speaker 35:07
fine. And yeah, party on fatheads,
Unknown Speaker 35:09
party on we're gonna eat some more shitty chips.
Speaker 1 35:12
Yeah or not. I mean, I'll take some, but I'm just Yeah, I wish they were, what they what they were said to, I can't with words right now, you know, just do it's bad, and then if you're good, and then just don't take time. Yeah, exactly, yeah, exactly, all right. Bye. I love you guys. Bye.