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British man Hey, fat heads, I'm sorry, but there will be some audio issues in this episode. Apologies.
Jamie, the other day, G was talking to another car boy, and had a really weird conversation, and sadly, I missed it, but he recounted it to me. so g asked the guy who was doing some work for us how he was doing, and the guy said, "I'm busier than a whore on nickel" And G was like, Well, that's good if you want to be busy. And the guy said, I don't even wear panties anymore. And he was like, "that sounds efficient". And the guy was like, that's all I can do.
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is the panty thing is that, like a normal thing?
Unknown Speaker 1:21
I don't think that part is I think maybe the busy part is like a saying, and he was just adding his own little like flair to it, you know, like its own under flare.
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Yeah, wow. Welcome to nervous laughter podcast. Welcome. We're busier than,
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than a than a dog with fleas. Yes, I'm Jamie. I'm Alyssa. And, yeah, that's not the right term to use, but I had to tell it, or had to use it, yeah, yeah, I'm getting us canceled on the second episode back. We're okay, but yeah, it was fucking weird.
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Yeah, I've never,
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haven't really had a conversation like that in a long time. Yeah, I was at Goodwill, and I the guy that checked me out was really old, and I was buying scrubs for a sketch, oh, comedy sketch. And he was like, because he was like, oh, so are you a, like, a orthopedic assistant or something like that? And I was like, No, it's for a comedy sketch. He was like, Oh, so you're a jokester. I'm pretty
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I'm kind of a jokester myself too. You can ask Marie over there. Oh,
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so yeah, it was wholesome, wholesome, wholesome.
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Yeah,
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that wasn't wholesome. No, yeah, that was just an old school guy saying some weird ass shit. But speaking of guys,
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yeah, we're gonna have a douchey men themed episode. Yeah, very manly. That is all the world is now. It seems sometimes is douchey men, yeah?
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So I'll start us out with a funny little tidbit I found out about Alex Jones.
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So in 2017 he and his wife were having a custody hearing to figure out who's gonna get their children. And according to
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his wife's attorney, Alex Jones said that he couldn't remember basic facts about his children during a deposition because he, quote, had a big bowl of chili for lunch. Oh, my God. So they're like, Mr. Jones, what's your daughter's birthday? He's like, I don't know how to lock chili.
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Excuse me, what's the chili? Oh, does your daughter have any allergies? Ah, fuck the chili. The deep state put drugs in my chili. The Chili's clogging my arteries, and it's clogging the blood flow to my brain. I can't think, right?
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Yeah, so that's a fun little Oh, that's fun. That kind of reminded me, because I'm
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Joshie man in court.
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I finished reading
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what was it called, brilliant young women. I think it's called, but it's about, basically the Ted Bundy when he broke out of prison and killed some girls in that sorority house. Oh, shit. And so it's about just like those women. And
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she talks a little bit about Ted Bundy, just very briefly, but she's like, she's like, Yeah.
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He would pick his nose in the court and eat it. So it's like, Ah, what a gross, creepy loser, man. Oh, my God, I like. The first thing that came to my mind was like, I don't even know if somebody could pay me to eat my own boogers. I mean, sure, if you gave me, like, millions of dollars, but, yeah, but I mean, like, how much money would it take for me to eat my own boogers? Yeah, I wouldn't just do it in a public courtroom.
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Actually, now that I'm saying it out loud, it's probably less than I would like to admit, but 20 bucks is 20 bucks.
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Yeah? So, yeah, fun thing that I learned about him. And then
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we have more douchey men from Austin. I like Alex Jones and courtroom stuff. Well, not courtroom stuff, but law. We're talking about liver King.
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I know that he,
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you know, I know he got arrested. I know a lot of you guys know that he got arrested in Austin, so I'll get to that in kind of a second. But, you know, we're just gonna do, like, a little bit of a ketchup thing. Oh, okay. And it like, I mean, like, a very minor catch up thing. I found a couple Instagrams when I was digging back and he's been, like, posting a lot. So I was like, Shit, I am so behind on, like, my liver King lore right now,
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but it's okay. Like, how many times a day? Like, multiple a day, or I didn't even go, like, analyze, like per day, or anything like that. But just like, since we've been gone analytics, because I feel like it used to be, like, weekly or monthly, and I feel like it just really back. I'm like, this is way more frequent than than that, since I'm out of the loop with, oh, maybe him and his liver wife are having problems and he's compensating or something. Well, they're not. Oh, okay, I I feel like when I every time I watch the videos and stuff, I feel bad for his family, though. So I mean,
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they very well could be for all I know, and they're just trying to be very good at hiding it. But, um, here we go. With the videos, perfect. This one was just like,
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just blowing shit up.
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Here we go.
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This is a fucking tank, and I'm gonna fucking shoot it. What do we do with sub primal shit? We blow it the fuck up. I am the weapon.
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I am the hunter. Your mind and your heart are your greatest weapons. If you can't kill your own weight, if and when the day comes you didn't honor your masculine legacy to save your life, your life, even your own child's life, what kind of man can you call yourself?
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Ready?
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You ready give me another one. So I feel like he was kind of shaming some men and being like, you gotta be fucking manly enough. But he talks about the however the fuck many men kill themselves a day. So yes, liver logic is not lining up. Liver logic, I think, need to point that out, little liver brain dead. Ish, yeah. He um, yeah, very hypocritical, and that's also been a very common theme on his social media because, you know, he'll be like, I'm in a helicopter or, you know, I'm going to sleep the primal way, but he's like, sleeping in a gigantic house that's like, air conditioned and blah, blah, blah, yeah. So he definitely gets a lot of, like, backlash about that stuff on social media, and some of it he has responded to just saying, like,
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man, you should do it, not me. Yeah, exactly kind of you should do our as I say, not as I do, kind of thing, or in a way that's like, Oh, this is primal in the modern day, because whatever, whatever, shut up, liver King,
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liver logic is fucked. So yes, he
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oop.
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So yes, he's very hypocritical, and his liver logic is liver lacking.
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And then this was another one, which I thought was kind of interesting, because he actually brings up Joe Rogan in this. And this was like way before, playing the feud, the feud stuff, or this very one sided view.
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This was like November 4, 2024 about Instagram. Didn't give me an exact date,
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so, but yeah, and he says, measuring me against Joe.
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Rogan. So he's,
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I know that he's wanted to get on the Joe Rogan show. And Joe Rogan has made, like, just a couple remarks about it on his podcast that he's just been like,
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oh, you know, he's,
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he's full of steroids and just, you know, things like that. So, um, so, yeah, lover King's not gonna be getting on there, but, uh, yeah, that video real quick.
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Is that? How much weight is that? Oh, you know the answer to that question doesn't matter.
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Lettering yourself against me. You think you're as strong as me because you're not. I would never ask you that question. I'm
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fucking care how much weight you lift more than me. Can I express all that I can fucking be full? Send me. What
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if you can't lift anywhere fucking close to that weight? Then you're measuring me against Joe Rogan.
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Immeasurable each are in the respective fucking images.
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Allow me to share this message. And the message is, who fucking gives fucking fucks about how much weight some other fucking grown man or not grown man is lifting
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measure oneself against oneself, the sort of self to have such fucking regard and reverence and honor, to covet oneself to full, send that expression so that lower swords can express more too. How much weight is that I always fucking
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cares. It's as much as you can until you can't make the lift and then do it again, come back, do it again in a different way. Every day, all relatively the barbarian. So,
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yeah, there's just kind of some nonsensical, weird, just ramblings there, and he mentions Joe Rogan. So it just kind of sounds like he's kind of ranting about Joe Rogan that whole time, maybe comparing himself against him. Yeah, I don't know
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if he just literally never makes sense, or, like, my brain just turns off when he starts talking. Or if it's both, I think his brain turns off when he's talking.
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He's like, I'll let the liver take over.
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Um, so yeah, I just thought that one
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was that was definitely weird. Wait, what was the I feel like we have a Triple L for him. You added something to liver logic. What was it? Liver logic?
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I feel like you added another descriptor. And now I can't remember what it was, but it was really funny, bling, I don't know, Oh, fuck. I can't remember that's um, but I do have another video, and I think this one, if I remember, it was like a Sunday fun day, and it's like Sunday with his sons, or something, um, so here other
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son, Sunday.
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Father, Sunday, aka, don't be a little bitch. Boys
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ABIDE and protect the
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illogical imperative. They're immoral, Savage, motherfucking beast.
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It's the day we weaponize our young men,
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mindset and methodology to
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fight, provide and protect their back into the wild fucking bleed,
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call and strive all roads bleed
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through barbarian means you get what you fucking give. So give it everything you fucking got. Bleed all drop today we did
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this, cups of blood. The depth at which we bleed is the depth is the rise is the Paradise is the reward you get what you give. It pulls heavy pools, heavy energy, but we are going to milk you, sweetheart, give it everything you fucking got cows, collected some fertilized eggs, went to the orchard, went to the garden, forged for some berries. Thank you. Girl, onto the
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mom, back breakfast, ready to run a cattle through the shooting start mounting. All roads will bleed through barbarian, all of them, you get what you fucking give. Father Sunday, don't be a little bitch. All roads lead. All roads bleed. You get what you fucking give. So give everything you fucking got.
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Oh, Coop 52,
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123,
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Why is father Sunday so fucking important. I'll tell you what. I didn't have a male mentor. My dad died before I had a single memory of him.
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I grew up with the greatest fucking gift that I called my first barbarian, getting bullied, no self worth, completely fucking ashamed of the poultry thing of flesh, body that I had inhabited. Hated my clothes, hated my hair, hated my skin color, hated I the way I talked. I was a fucking midget, then midget now brutal. Was beautiful, barely. It'd be father, Sunday, it'd be, don't be a little bitch. Thursday, it's the day we take back. Thursday, don't be a little bitch if you have a son, it's your day with him. Father, Sunday, Yeah, boy, fulsome, that kind of love. It's a great job. So listeners, I just gonna let you know that video was cut so fucking weird. It was like, it was very video thing twice together, and they weren't, like, they didn't, like, cut at right sentences at the right I don't know it was weird. And like, Alyssa said, like, if you just kind of stop paying attention to it, because it's so like, What the fuck is going it was like, him and his kids lifting, then they were riding four wheelers, and then, like, he was doing something in a barn, like letting a cow out or something, yeah, and then he was in the car. And I'm like, none of it's lining up. Like, I don't understand. It was fucking weird. I don't know if that's some kind of trend that, like, I don't know about, but it just kind of seems to line up with the weird just, I don't know it's yeah, just weird rambling rants, but what caught my eye on that video is it opens up with raising canes. So I was like, Oh, that is Sunday fun day. Hell yeah. I'm surprised he eats at raising canes. Yeah. Maybe he just, um, maybe he just asked them to not cook it, and then he just eats the chicken raw. It's like, Hey, you have
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any chicken assholes back there. Give me some chicken asses and chagusis and and the, what is it? The, what do they call the throat things or whatever. Oh, gizzard. Oh yeah, gizzard. Chagos, goosey and chicken.
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I guess chickens have testicles if they're boys. I've never, I've literally never thought about that concept, but I guess they have to, right? Maybe, don't they have like cloacas, or is that always like pigeon birds and stuff? Maybe that was just the girl chickens,
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but I don't know, because I do think they have cloacas,
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but the boy would have to have
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other stuff.
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No male chickens. Roosters do not have a penis. What? Instead, they have a small fleshy protrusion called a papilla, or
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little
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baby. Um, located inside their cloaca. Okay, so I have a cloaca with something in it during mating, the rooster uses the
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transfer sperm
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to the hen through a process called a cloacal kiss.
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Oh, can you imagine how that sounds? Oh,
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like
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my mind is, like, it's fucking blown right now. This is
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the craziest thing of the episode. Yeah, it is,
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um, uh,
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is so the
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where's the glow eggs of the rooster and hen make contact, according to chicken fans. And I guess it's a website, because it's capital so like only fans for chickens, people that are into weird shit,
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hold on, going to the website.
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Okay, it doesn't
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look weird. It just looks like you learned about breeds and coops and Okay, good, all the poops you never know on the internet and cloacal kissing. Apparently I I'm confused, so I guess, like, Where does
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the the chicken jizz stay
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if they don't have testicles. Or maybe you didn't say, uh, no, it didn't say,
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do chicken have? Oh,
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yes, they have testicles. Sorry, you said testicles, not penis.
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Dude
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can have balls,
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but like, this is how like guys talk about vaginas. They're like, Do you pee? I.
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A girl, but their
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ball, their chicken balls, are not outside, like honey mammals. These testicles are situated along the roosters back, what top of the kidney
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roosters. They're typically about the size of a kidney bean.
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Okay, so I guess they could still eat
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the testicles, because he's all about that. Yeah, you eat the liver size testicles with
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liver, he ate his liver with testicle beans. That's what my brain was trying to
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connect.
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That was a crazy, wild, fucking
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side road. Sorry, I had to know No, that was I learned a lot today. Cloacal kissing. Is that what it was? Yeah, and it just makes my back cringe when I hear it. That's it's not good. I don't like it.
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Growth,
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speaking of growth, we'll get back to liver King.
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So, like I mentioned, liver King wanted to go into Rogan's podcast, but it never happened. And Rogan kind of, you know, belittled him on his podcast.
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Liver king called out Rogan on, you know, social medias, challenging him to fight. And whenever I first heard that, I was like, Oh, this just sounds like some like, WWE stuff. And it kind of did, but I guess it wasn't because it was very like,
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one sided and liver kings kind of going off the deep end.
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So he was arrested in Austin, Texas after making videos again. So he was making videos like in his hotel and stuff. Oh, okay, so he's just here visiting, yeah, well, visiting to try to fight. Joe Rogan, he came here prepared to fight, yeah. So eBay. Okay, so I don't know if he was just like, Oh, we're like, internet dudes, and this is a thing that we're gonna do. So he'll just show
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up. You talk to other internet people about things like that, before you just do shit like, yeah, like travel from wherever, liver village you come from. So this just is,
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I think, yeah, just liver King going crazy.
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So he was arrested for making terroristic threats
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on Oh, fuck, I just put Tuesday. I didn't put the fucking
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July 4 wall out on bond. July 4 so this was like the beginning of July or end of June, where he got arrested.
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He was released on bond the next day for 20k
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and he was ordered a restraining order to stay 6600 sorry, 600 feet away from Joe Rogan and his family, and he cannot possess a firearm until trial. What this is gonna be devastating to him. I know he loves blowing shit up as we talk
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to the liver family. Wow, a hole right through the liver kingdom.
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But here's a video of whenever he was preparing to be arrested. So I guess they had like a set time he was going to meet them. So he's just, like, in his hotel room, really nice hotel room, by the way, because you can see the city of Austin behind him. So it's like, that's got to be a nice, expensive, $1,000 a night hotel.
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And, um, it's just, I don't know, you get into the liver King headspace, and I don't really like being there, so here we go.
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It's gonna be confusing.
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I'm still recording, but we're sorry I didn't see you come out. We were making your coffee. Coffee's ready.
Unknown Speaker 24:15
Can I have the coffee? Yeah, it's gonna be an espresso. What an espresso? Do you need? Any like,
Unknown Speaker 24:22
I if you don't mind, don't ask me what I need. I'll say what I need from whomever I need it to. And I'm gonna also do everything that I can with the amount of time out try and explain the little, least amount that I'm going to we agreed on 12 Correct. 12 minutes, correct? There's 12 ancestral tenants. You know that I do? Yeah, there are actually principles, principles. And I asked another man, how much time? How much time I have it? He said, None, 00,
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what's stronger than time?
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The Principles that's stronger than time. He knew it
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at some point. Joe Rogan, I got your attention. I think the legitimate side book ending up with love. It's just starting. Day one, bro. Day one. Okay, who won the first round? Okay, I guess we'll make it 12 days. Okay, it'll be 12 days. Demarcation points around the clock, 12 ancestral tenants, 12 minutes, 12 minutes. Then the capital
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of the greatest state. Man, a friendly state. It's called Texas. Welcome to Texas. Joe Rogan, Welcome to Texas. Fighting 10 ship real. You got it?
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The alarm is going off.
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That means something.
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I'm running out of something,
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thinking I don't want to scratch your face anymore,
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and just legitimately, I
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want to scratch your face up, so I would just
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get my nails right
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the circular one.
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Yes to anything and everything and everything. Can we please make sure that this container, if I'm arrested, I don't know for how long this container goes to mothership. Go to Joe Rogan it doesn't it goes to the guy who let me in, my wife and I who let us in. He didn't have to.
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He knew that his boss didn't want me. What if his boss said
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he wouldn't even ask his boss, but he knew like this other man did out of principle. Well, we should probably do something. They're actually good people. I thank you for doing that. It wasn't easy. I could see on your face there was like this confusion, not certainty, no certainty, you know, but you knew you were doing the right thing. Guess what? My mom looks at me like that. My wife looks at me like that. Everyone looks at that. This doesn't feel right. The world portrayed something about you that doesn't reconcile with the actual truth.
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Could you make sure that this gets to the
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gentleman, that big, tall guy? Yep, that mother ship. It's John Wick Ford piece. It's a collector's piece. It's non duplicatable.
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Money. Can't actually buy it, and I've been holding on to that, looking for the right time to give it. I didn't know it was today. Release me. Release me was in the corner of the vault.
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The name it never mattered. You know that liver King, liver King, liver King, liver is king.
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Liver is king. How can you get the message out? How can you get the message? Let me make the message your name.
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Make Fire. Fire, warm. Middle, Bullseye,
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Bullseye.
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Okay, you should have Chris and someone. Many people should be helping you. Probably someone should be uploading this. This already needs to be on the internet right now, so I can't really do two things at once. No one else has been engaged. No, I can't engage with it. Striker, striker, striker, come here right away. You want you need to know this. Strike, a rat. Come here, somebody, please, right now.
Unknown Speaker 28:32
So here's what's happening. You're Justin's assistant, because I'm about to go and lose all my man privileges. So you're going to be Justin's assistant. Anything you guys need for a little while is gonna happen. And there's many phones here, and a lot of people could have done anything and and there's not 126
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ways to choke a person out on 26 there's more than that. What I need for you, Cambodia, I only have a couple of minutes before I'm being detained in the greatest state in the world, greatest state. Welcome to Texas. Joe Rogan, that's how friendly we are. So
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I'm going to need you to mobilize every anyone. Everyone tell them to have cameras, record everything, or could make it live. Whoever can make it live? Good. Make a few of y'all do it live. But record, record, record, take turns, upload it as fast as possible in real time. The closest that you do something, the closest that you attempt to communicate what you just did, that's the truest it's ever going to be. That's the truth. Make it live. Make it real. If you feel a certain way, express it in real time. Don't harbor it. Taste is the truth. It tastes pretty fucking good to celebrate a week to submit this forever, from now until infinity, what's I don't know if you heard there's free Wi Fi this week, there's free Wi Fi and there's a password to it. What's the password? Rob Joe Rogan, do you know the password?
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Because that's incorrect.
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He got it wrong. Do you know the password? Yes or no, no. Okay. Do you
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Yeah? But I say please, oh no, no, my Queen's not allowed to same with mine. Here's what it is. I'm going to get it right because, Brad, you get one more chance. You almost gotta say it one
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more time. It's
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what fuck you. Joe aroma, he got it right. It's,
Unknown Speaker 30:23
but we got to do, like, the sensitivity with the caps and all that. It's, fuck you. Joe Rogan, all caps, all caps, to get it right. And at the end, though, there was going to be an exclamation mark, not anymore. It's an upside down exclamation mark. That's what we call a thank you Mark from now until infinity, that symbol to be thankful begin and end with that kind of gratitude. Middle mosh pit, we're gonna do that. Come on in. Who is that? Someone? Oh bro, we agreed, didn't we? Oh shit, Time's up. Time's up. Okay, hurry up. Okay, time's up.
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Okay, so, um
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Yeah, gonna kind of this video is going to be spliced up just a little bit, because there's just some empty space and just stuff we could cut out. It's a very long clip. Um, but what did you think Alyssa?
Unknown Speaker 31:14
Um, concerned. I am concerned. I think that he could be having a mental health crisis, yeah, like, maybe some mania or but then, you know, I know he's been on steroids a lot, and then he had that injury where he hit his eye, so maybe it's just a combination of everything. But, like, I couldn't even really laugh at that, because I'm like, that's a man that seems to be in trouble. Yeah, yeah, we'll let him have
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his
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moment. I kind of wish he wasn't being super as, like, public as he is, because it's just like, wow, it's a lot.
Unknown Speaker 31:59
But,
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yeah, that's kind of, my theory is, like his injury and stuff, which I haven't seen, like, a few of the other things I've watched about this, I haven't seen, like, anyone bring up his injury. So I don't know if that's just a um, a deep cut, yeah. Like us, yeah, us, the professionals, yeah? Or if it's just, like, a moot point, look at me another professional using words like moot point, yes. So yeah, I don't really want to, like, make fun of them much and stuff, because it just seems like just met, just some kind of mental illness or something. Yeah, we can make so much for other things, yeah, but yeah, this does not seem good, yeah.
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And, um,
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so, like, since his, uh, he since he posted bail, you know, he's posted more videos, uh, he was asked, so he was still in Austin. He was asking, like, where Joe Rogan's family is so he could stay away from them, and then he was like, no, no, nobody, no. Actually, nobody told me where they are, blah, blah, blah, so it just wild stuff, and still, like, wanting to, like, fight him and stuff. It's crazy like I thought when I first read that, because honestly, I didn't dig very deep. I thought he was talking shit from his liver mansion, but the fact that he came here is like, Yeah, it's weird. And that's what I thought too, because I was like, oh, that's just like, like wrestling, like smack talk. But then yeah, he came here, and it's like,
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he's kind of mentally ill or something, right? Now, it's just like, Yes,
Unknown Speaker 33:39
damn, definitely did the right thing.
Unknown Speaker 33:44
And on July 4, while out on bond, liver King posted a video of another arrest, but it was pretend. It was a fake arrest, and he followed it up with another video talking about how it was a fake arrest and he didn't make sense that video, though, until you know, people were like, that cop car doesn't have a county on it. Those aren't like, real cop uniforms and stuff. So, yeah, call them out on it. I wonder if he's gonna go down a Kanye path. Oh, he kind of already has
Unknown Speaker 34:19
beginning, yeah. Yeah. And I assume he has, like, a he's working with PR people right now. So I can, could only imagine, if he lost his PR people, like, what that would be like. I wonder if they're like, mega PR people,
Unknown Speaker 34:36
yeah, like, yeah, it was their idea to do the fake arrest video, yeah, pandering to their audience, like I have 34 fell and he's just like our president. It's the, I mean, I guess that's maybe the track that you need to take to become president. Now maybe I know you know, too bad I have, like, an empty record just about, well, it's never too late.
Unknown Speaker 34:59
If you.
Unknown Speaker 35:00
Need to you can punch me in the face.
Unknown Speaker 35:04
Oh, that would like maybe get our podcast some traction too. Oh, yeah, podcast hosts punch other podcast hosts and face. It's true. Gets in jail, not posted for a month. I
Unknown Speaker 35:19
don't know the podcast delved into such topics as kissing cloacas.
Unknown Speaker 35:31
Yeah, that's um,
Unknown Speaker 35:34
that's gonna be on my mind for a while. Oh, yeah, I don't like it
Unknown Speaker 35:39
well, since this is a douchey Men episode, I found this in so meme, yeah, snaps in the chat, snaps in the chat, cloaca kisses in the chat,
Unknown Speaker 35:55
sorry, the Cloaca kissing meme, so disturbing.
Unknown Speaker 36:02
What if we kiss in the Cloaca?
Unknown Speaker 36:09
Okay, where are you?
Unknown Speaker 36:13
Oh, here we go. Okay, so,
Unknown Speaker 36:18
um,
Unknown Speaker 36:20
this meme is a picture of like a stick figure girl,
Unknown Speaker 36:26
and it says the aborted GF.
Unknown Speaker 36:31
And it's one of those memes that, just like has text around the picture, oh, Uh huh. Says, Sorry, I couldn't be there for you. Anon, my mom had other plans. You're not eating healthy, and you look so sad in a frowny face, I could have cooked you a hot meal.
Unknown Speaker 36:49
Hey, we would have been born on the same day. We're like twins. We have liked, or would have liked, to have had a lot of kids with you. I'll be praying for you. What I'm confused. So this is like a an aborted fetus saying stuff. It's like a girl that, like, if she would have lived, she would be like, taking care of him. But because women get abortions, he doesn't have a girlfriend, because his potential girlfriend,
Unknown Speaker 37:22
oh, that's kind of a weird, gross thing to kind of like that sounds kind of PDF, finally, yeah. Well, this the person, the person, the person that posted it said there's apparently an entire subgroup of incels. I think the reason that they can't get girlfriends is because someone aborted the one and only fetus that would have grown up to have low enough standards. Oh, my God, that is insane. Yes. Like you are so fucked in your head that you come up with that kind of loss. You hate women so much. They like, Oh, my God, I can't have someone to fuck because some whore reported, like, what does that even that is that's just that's such a way to blame women that I didn't even think before. Yeah, I am really learning a lot this episode. Like, I have a new reason to meet women. Good,
Unknown Speaker 38:25
wow, yeah, that's um, that's such a stretch and so wild. I never heard that before. That's um, I'm just trying right now. Yeah, I'll have to see if I can find some other ones, though it's kind of depressing. Maybe I can find some that are not quite as dark and are easier to laugh at. But yeah, I was just confused because I was like, Is this an aborted fetus? Being like, I could have made you laugh, Mommy. I really explain it well, no, but I think you did. I just my I couldn't wrap my head around it, because that doesn't make any sense. Yeah, it's like, liver King, yeah, you're like, What? What am I looking at here? They're out here with those liver logic, like, liver losers, fucking liver logic. Yeah, I've ever seen it.
Unknown Speaker 39:13
And one more thing,
Unknown Speaker 39:16
I have a clip of a pastor to show you, Jamie, yeah, another category of male douchebag, yes,
Unknown Speaker 39:25
devil didn't take your man. You just don't have Christian coochie. So what do you think about that clip? I think who needs Christian coochie when you have kiss and Chloe,
Unknown Speaker 39:38
very good. That's what I think. So I'm gonna show you the rest. Okay,
Unknown Speaker 39:44
so what did you think about that? That was not where I was expecting it to go, but maybe I should have,
Unknown Speaker 39:52
so I did some research to try and find what Pastor that was. Oh, apparently it's AI. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 40:00
Oh, you thought it was real, too, didn't you? I thought it was I would believe a fucking
Unknown Speaker 40:07
shit like that today. Yes, like, and the person that made the video, they were like the fucking like crazy Christian people have gone so far that direction, that that does seem believable. It does seem believable. When I saw the second part about being loose and stuff, I was like, Okay, maybe it's not real. Originally, I just saw that first part, but the stinky, the stinky made me question. I was like, but I was just kind of like, I mean, they're going off. They're going crazy, yeah, so um,
Unknown Speaker 40:45
man, popping that Christian?
Unknown Speaker 40:52
Are you Christians? Pop your pussy like this,
Unknown Speaker 40:57
pop your cloth like this. I
Unknown Speaker 41:00
Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 41:03
um, but, yeah, that was a great just little recap of just male doucheness in the world today. I think, yeah, I'm so glad men run everything they they really do a great job. Yeah, thank you men. Yeah, you're so under appreciated. I'm so glad that I don't have to worry about anything like because they're taking care of it all. It's must be very hard being a man. It must be.
Unknown Speaker 41:29
And you know what, if you're a man, you should still listen to this podcast. Yeah, if you're a man that listens to this podcast, we're not talking about you, you're cool. Yeah, you're cool, you get it more than likely you're cool, yeah, maybe, maybe not. And if you're not cool, then stop listening. Um, because we don't, we don't type to your kind around here.
Unknown Speaker 41:51
That's
Unknown Speaker 41:52
me.
Unknown Speaker 41:54
That's what you're Googling. Do, do men pee out of their testicles? Um,
Unknown Speaker 42:03
oh, anyway, fatheads, don't forget to party on party on