An extra episode Jamie and Alyssa recorded after the Thanksgiving episode. Playing a game called “The Shame of Life”, which prompts a lot of weird and gross tangents.
Alyssa shares a story written in by her sister, it was a shitty experience at work. Then Alyssa and Jamie play the game, “The Shame of Life”, which spins off chats about a variety of weird, strange, and gross stories!
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That's one of the things that like I'm just really dumb about is like units of measurement. It's just one of those things that my brain will not retain.
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Like
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it's hard for me to just like fathom how much distances I don't know why it's just a problem. I do me too. Like, the other day, I had to google something really embarrassing. Like,
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it was like converting centimeters to whatever I needed it because when you buy stuff from other places, when it's like, it's this many centimeters tall, and like, I have no fucking idea
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I mean, you could tell me it was like, 10,000. And I feel like I think that's big. That tiny.
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I don't know. I'm kind of decent about guesstimating like a foot just because like, I'm like five, sampling. So like, I just imagined like myself lying down. And then like,
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comparing from there, I'm welcome to nervous laughter podcast. Um, I'm Jamie. Alyssa, and we're bad at measurements and numbers. And anyway, everyone has that thing that they're just really dumb about and just never work on. Don't make fun of us.
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Some people have a lot of them aka.
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Yeah, I have a lot of them too.
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And I don't know why. But that just popped in my head. I think we've talked about like, words that like we just had bad understandings of before, I guess we'll put it like that. And one time when I was at work at an internship I had, um, they were like, okay, so we have several locations, and blah, blah, blah. And so, um,
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in the context, I kept talking about it, and I was like, I don't understand because blah, blah. Um, I always thought several meant seven, like a group of
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and not just like,
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a few, or like, whatever. So that was, I mean, but you can kind of see how that makes sense. Right? They sound similar rule. And I was like, Well, yeah, you know, there's a bunch of stuff and sevens like a week, and stuff like that. So I thought it was just a, a nice specific word to be you know, it's not a few, it's some.
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Anyway,
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this is a pocket episode, empty out your pockets, empty amount, because
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I have a
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story that my sister told me pull that up. Um, so she works for HEB. And she's worked at a couple different stores. So she's had like, a ton of different coworkers. And
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she'll randomly just send me like, weird shit that co workers do.
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Like one of my absolute favorite things is this co worker that she used to have, and she's just kind of trashy, and they're having a Christmas party. So she brought, like,
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he did those kind of display things for food, where it's like, multiple tiers. So she brought one of those with pizza rolls.
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She was at work so her husband
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was like, Christmas themed pizza roll tower. And I don't know why I laughed at that, like,
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first so fucking long. It does seem like a weird choice. But not gonna lie like
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but it is kind of funny to like display in like,
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she sent me a picture of it. Open it on the sticker. Was that her intent for it to be funny, or no, she was just like, oh, like pizza rolls or like a legitimate food option like
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party. I feel like we need to have like a trashy themed Christmas party and just bring like trashy food like, but you know, displayed nicely. That would be fun. Like we used to
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make. This might be a good one. Pizza burgers is what we called it and it's just like, half of a hamburger bun. And then you have like a mix of it's like hamburger.
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Some canned
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liquid stuff. I don't remember what
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It was, um, like chunks of Velveeta. And then you put that on top of your, your bond and then you pop it in the oven for a boil. And then I eat it. It's really good.
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It is good. Oh, and there's black olives in it too. So Oh, really, really delicious, but sorry. Oh, no, that was your story. Sorry. Oh, no.
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I have another one. Oh, okay. I just randomly remembered pizza. Oh, we started calling or pizza roll. And like, she just sends me random shit that she does like for Christmas. Her and her husband who have matching tattoos. He has a fuckin piece of bread with peanut butter, just like tattooed on his arm and she has the jelly. Oh, her jelly looks like a brain. It looks super weird. And they're just like, really creepy. So pizza row and her family took
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the baby rolls. They did the baby rolls and did a Christmas picture. And she was wearing a shirt that said it's not gonna lick itself and I had a candy cane.
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idea. And I met her a couple days ago. Oh, cool. Yeah, but she was wearing long sleeves. So I couldn't see the bread tattoos or anything, which is kind of a bummer. But she did. Well, Kristen sent me this story.
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Ah, let's see. So one of my co workers is turning 80 this year. She's gonna retire soon. And she's all grumpy and shit.
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She was off today. But I came out from the bathroom stall. And she had just came out of one to choose their shopping. I asked how she was. And she was like, I'm okay. Except I just messed myself. Oh, and I thought I miss heard. So I just didn't say anything.
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Then She's washing her hands. And she's like, well, I better go check out I stink. She goes to leave the bathroom fucking smells. And when she turned around, I saw that she was wearing gray sweatpants with a big stain on the ship after she leaves a peek in the stall that she was saying and there's liquid on the floor. And I'm like, and then she did that emoji really? Like the eyes are? Oh God. And then I was like what? Like why would you not just fucking leave? Like why would you go tech checkout and yeah, continue your life. She's just like, oh, yeah, you shut my pants. Like it's cool. And like, I feel I felt like kind of a bitch reading the story. I'm not laughing and an old person shitting themselves I'm laughing at how they handled it
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Yeah, and I'll fucking leave the store. And my sister said yeah, I would abandon ship so fucking fast. Like this is your place of work.
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I heard her say hi to someone by name is she walked out she just walking around like, Oh, hey, Jamie. Yeah, don't mind the shit. I just really needed some milk and bread and stuff.
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What one time my dad like when my middle sister was a baby. He took her into Sears and Frank carrier. And she she like shit all down the front of him. And then he just continued shopping and getting done. No, I can kind of understand that because it's like, you know a kid and they're like fucking you to go. My dad knew how to probably like, take care of that stuff. Yeah, I think you get a pass. If it's like a kid situation. Yeah, if you're an adult and you're in your right mind enough to be like out and about doing shit for yourself. I feel like it's an unspoken rule if you shoot your pants, you just get out of there. Yeah, he clean.
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Like she told me another story a long time ago about like, her and her friend were on break. So they got something and they're going to the self checkout. And there's a guy checking out they just had like, shit all over him. Like his pants like all down his legs like he was just checking out like
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people not aware I can understand like not wanting to go back home because you know you already started and you're gonna finish but like, I'd go back. I would go back home to especially now we're like curbside is such a big deal everywhere. You
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know, you can shoot your pants in your car.
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Doing it in the store.
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I remember one time when I was working at a hardware store.
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Um, I went to the bathroom. And I came out wash my hands, I looked up in the mirror.
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And just behind me, there's a lady shitting in the stall and she was like, let the fucking door open. Why? And like, I didn't know what to do. I was like, okay.
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Just continue washing your hands and pretend you don't see her and leave. Just kind of like,
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I just didn't even know what to do. Like, how how? That's a weird move. What does that mean? Like, what does that say about her? Like, psychological state? No, like, did you want someone to see her? Was it just like?
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Did you think that maybe she'll pass out and wants to keep it open just in case. Like
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to like, I can't imagine a stranger watching me wipe. Like I literally don't want anyone else in the world ever to watch me wipe. I always kind of freak out about like, because you see in like shows and movies were like guys, like, oh, peep through a stall or whatever and see a woman I'm like, Oh, no. Is there a hole in the ceiling? Or? Yeah, like, oh, fuckin cameras they have now that are Yeah, Annie. And, you know,
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the few times I've been to an Airbnb that we stayed at one, I'll kind of like poke around and look.
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I know it sounds paranoid. A little bit. Because you hear about that shit all the time. Yeah.
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I like I, uh, cuz no. Like, there's been issues where like Geek Squad has left a camera in someone's house. And I knew this friend of a friend. Like her boyfriend was a massage therapist, and he would record let people getting changed before. Why
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did he get in trouble for Yeah, okay. And they're not together anymore. Okay. Weirdo. Ah,
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ma'am. Yeah, I just don't like shit like that. I mean, no one does. It makes me paranoid, like going to going out and like public places and stuff like that. Yeah. And it's just odd that people still do that. I mean, I guess it's more about like, the act of doing it and people not knowing but I'm like, if you want to see a naked person, now's the best time to be alive.
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Pull up a picture of a naked person and two seconds right now believe and recreate these scenarios for you.
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They're they're agreeing to it.
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sparked out.
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Well, I saw this game online called the shame of life. So I got it for us. I guess this is like the base pack. And then I got the expansions too. So there's the Halloween one, school one. And then just like a regular expansion pack, but I haven't read the actual instructions on how to play the game, but
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it just kind of seems like we can use it for talking points. I mean, just different scenarios.
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Yeah, we've got some good shit in here. Yeah. Do you want to kick it off? Oh, sure. Okay, I'm just gonna draw from the top.
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Describe invent a public figure scandal that will rock the world next year. I feel like that one's too close to home. Wait, say one more time. Invent a public figure scandal that will rock the world next year. So like a politician doing something or like, yeah, I will skip that one.
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We could say something like Paul Rudd shrieking Oh, yeah, I want that to happen.
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Boyfriend. Yeah, no one my mind always goes to negative. I'm like, negative stuff too. I mean, that would rock the world.
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Okay, oh, Red's a good one.
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Oh, yeah. Sorry. Let me go.
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A discussion. What would you not want to find in your lunchbox on your first day of school?
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Uh, I don't know why but my head went to like my mom's dildo.
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Definitely not don't
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What do you got for that? Oh, bandaids popped into my head like,
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oh, like in your sandwich. Yeah. It reminds me of a gross story that happened in high school.
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We had the salad bar, and I went and got my salad and I was eating it.
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And I found a fucking Q tip in the South. I mean it didn't necessarily look used but so I went up to the lunch lady and she was like, we don't have Q tips here so like I don't know what to tell you. I'm like I'm never fuckin like ultra concerning even more like yeah and then and then a while later I went through the line and I saw a fucking bag of Q tips like on the cart. So she bugged
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I feel like it was a weird like Seinfeld situation or something like you said you didn't have cute
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it was so gross. I've actually never watched line
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and I don't think I've ever gotten anything gross in my food but I've gotten them and empty Hot Pocket.
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Oh, like it didn't have the oh he felt it was weird. Yeah. Oh, I think I'm stupid. I thought you meant like just the sleeve and a rapper like it was hot pockets weird to you. Yeah, it was just like just the breading outside. Yeah.
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And I sent them like a picture and an email about it and they just gave me some components
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well this was like the last time I was ever eating hot pockets and I just happened to get an empty one so your coupons mean nothing fuck you hot pocket.
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Um, here's a new debate topic.
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What is the classiest tattoo for a baby
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like this one um maybe a teardrop
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awesome idea.
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Um, I see Yes.
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Maybe like a mom with a heart like mom tattoo
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I don't know why I thought this but like a portrait of the doctor that delivered the
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shout out
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I feel like it needs to have like a little quote or something
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it's a boy or
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which member of the animal kingdom is the biggest cont?
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Yeah.
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Are you cool with that word is like a word we want to avoid that word okay. Yeah, are you there? I wish that I was Australian or whatever cuz they just like throw that word. Oh around like he couldn't I think they do in England too. Yes. Awesome. I should do that here
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mmm hmm I don't know why but my brain just like going to lions. I don't think I have a specific reason but um
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I don't know you know they're just fucking up the shit of like
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what are those things called Mike cantaloupe Angelo
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Lopresti on there chillin hanging out by water. Oh yeah, it's a nice unlined just comes and tries to eat it. I'm
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certain animal Oh, monkeys. Do fuck monkeys. I've never liked him. Because like, Kristen, I know that there's those places and like Japan and stuff where they'll like steal your chips and shit. Or whatever. And just like we addict to you? Yeah, monkeys are weird. Like, oh, like, yeah, my, um, my high school got banned from the Norlin Zoo. Did one of the kids like give a monkey a cigarette or something? Um, so some of the kids gave monkeys a t shirt and a hamburger. So we were not allowed back.
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Good job, guys. Yeah, and I remember one kid too. It was one of my friends. He stuck his pamphlet in the Cougar cage. And it got like swiped and damn so it's like yeah, you know the signs let's say Don't stick your hands in there or put anything later don't let's not be addict to animals that are already in a shitty situation. Yeah, so I'm a bitch but I'm like, I hope his hand got a bit. Not really but in my mind when
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I hate when people fuck with animals. Yeah.
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I hate zoos are really depressing.
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Not to say that I've never been to one that I've been I've partaken in zoos and stuff, but I just kind of get depressed as I go through there and like yeah, I've decided I'm not gonna go to him anymore. Yeah, I don't think I'm
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Going to either
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for the next debate topic, the most unsettling cartoon sex scene
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I don't know if I've seen a cartoon sex scene
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you've never accidentally seen some weird shit online because I know I have um
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I've seen some in new Yahshua fanfiction
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just because I'm in some Inuyasha groups. The motherfuckers be horny
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okay?
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It's just like it's so funny because it was just like um you know I joined this like, yeah you Astra memes but then like they had like Thirsty Thursday and all this
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porn they'd be like posting like in Yahshua fanfiction and like Hot Topic came out with these um, shorts. There was like zany Asha shorts. So girls would post videos of them like, like poppin and like sexy dancing with the shorts on and like posted in the group.
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What do I belong here? What the fuck is coming to me to join that group? That sounds awesome.
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All invite you to it. It's a good time. I remember a friend and I growing up. She found this folder that her mom had. And you know, it was kind of before the internet was a big thing. So she has this folder full of like, weird jokes and like sex jokes and stuff like that. And there's some cartoon porn in there. I remember it being super creepy. Do you remember what the cartoons were? I know there were some of the Jetsons
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think there was Scooby Doo was the robot.
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Oh, Rosie
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don't clean that.
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Clean Mr. Jeff Kane is a Polish.
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Yeah, I don't really remember specifically, but we found this folder and we were like, Whoa.
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I think I remember coming across some family guy stuff too. With
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Louis and Brian.
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I mean for cartoon like what was I guess? Pretty hot
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yeah, I don't think there's anything I try to kind of like avoid running into that stuff on the internet. Yeah. Settling. I don't like it. Especially if it's cartoons from childhood. My No Don't ruin that. For me. There's this one that I would run across a lot it um,
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not
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so weird. It's like a horse and Lana dolphin. And the dolphin goes into the horse. Like fully into it and then it shows like The dolphin like in the horse's stomach
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but I have to find that. And then low horses you know, like all like hot and bothered by it.
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too. What is the Fetish called and is it's a thing where people
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want to be in like, just like fully inside? Yeah, I want to say it's bore. I have no idea what it's called. I assumed it was a fetish but I didn't want to look into it.
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I don't know why but that's one of my favorite things is just like reading about weird fetishes and like what people are into that crazy? Well, there's also um, I think the
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grossest fetish thought I heard about and I think this kind of crosses a line because it can make people sick stuff is
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a stick sticking like rotting food and stuff inside your body. What Yeah.
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Yeah, so um, so there's this one youtuber our watch wing. He's anyone want to check him out. He's super cool. He's like in a metal band. And he just talks about all these weird topics that come up on the internet and like does a deep dive into like, giving you background and like more details on him. And so this one was about
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a person the internet refers to as maggot girl and
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she wrote a whole story about like,
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how she would like I don't know if this was like two separate occasions. I can't remember a story that I like super popular on the internet, but anyway, she would like go into like dumpsters and stuff and like, stick like rotting meat and stuff inside of her vagina and like leave it there and she's like, I just want like the maggots and like inside of me and stuff. But she would get really really sick of it from it because
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cuz you're putting rotting
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maggots into your body so,
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so yeah, pretty.
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Damn.
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I was about to say I'll have to look into that. Just read it because I don't know, I'll send you a link to the video. It's um, yeah, it's a it's a it's really Yeah, it's pretty interesting. Um, and then of course to like the Photoshop where people want to be eaten.
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Maybe that's what vor is. I don't remember that sounds more. If that wasn't gonna have a name, that's what it would be. Sounds very appropriate for that. Yeah, cuz I know, there's the one where people like to be eaten. And then there's the one.
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Where like, well, maybe they're connected. Where somebody wants somebody that's like a giant. And then they're like a small little person. So I think I think that one is maybe connected to that, because it'll be like, Oh, this giant lady ate me. And
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I'm just a baby. That's what it boils down to. Yeah. But for is the desire or sexual fantasy to be consumed or to consume another. Oh, I didn't know. It was like, vice versa, too. I know.
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But you got to be careful with that. Because it's still illegal. I'm,
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like that long guy from Germany.
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He went to jail, even though the person did consent.
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Man, the saddest part of that story to me is, um, I mean, obviously, it's sad because the guy died. But he wanted
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to go that way. So, but, um, I think whenever I read it, like, um, uh, I was reading about it. Whenever he was cooking his penis. He burned some of the pieces of it or something. And I was like, man, it's like your one shot. Yeah, no, that's so upsetting
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that also reminded me I came across, um, vegan human meat.
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What?
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Yeah, let me find it.
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And I don't know if this company just does it like as a joke. And then it's just like, whatever. But there's a it's called a
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Yufu.
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Yufu it's h u. F. You. I'm assuming it's pronounced Hugh foo because it's supposed to be like human foo
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tofu, so maybe it could be like Hoku I don't know.
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But it's a thing.
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Just the quote an article the tofu product was also marketed toward
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towards anthropology students studying camera cannibalism, and those wanting to give cannibalism and try without actually having to give cannibalism ago. Um,
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I didn't know you could study cannibalism. I kind of want to go back to school. Yeah
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Damn, is it my turn?
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Last one I did was baby tattoo you
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did we spin off from Baby tattoo that
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baby
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that's crazy.
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How did we get here? Oh, okay.
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Fo baby me.
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Veal human veal.
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Trying to bring it full circle. You did? It was awesome.
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Goddamnit Was there another cartoon one? Which family favorite cartoon has the most upsetting genitals
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most upsetting gentle Am I Oh? Where are these cartoons? am I watching like cartoons that like
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I guess um, I don't know maybe they want you to be like oh yeah, pika choose stick is probably weird. Oh, maybe it's like a little lightning bolt like his tail.
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Want to get shocked
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cuz
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I'm
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I'm trying to think if I've ever noticed like a crotch and a
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cartoon. Oh, if any one might have like, drawn drawn on bold really weird or? Oh no, I forgotten every cartoon.
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Yeah, I don't know why but my brain keeps going back to Family Guy. Like
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maybe, maybe I was just too
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too traumatized by
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sex. Family Guy sex.
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But yeah, I don't know. I feel like most book minds would have really weird.
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penises, I guess. Thanks. Well, there are only a handful of Pokemon that are male or female. So I didn't think about that. Yeah, so I guess
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Yeah, that would slim down the
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we know stuff about Pokemon. See, guys? Maybe Pokemon have the weakest, which is just you know about like one hole where they do everything out. Oh, yeah. But I guess some of them would have to still have or maybe they're like plants where they have like a some plants have like the piston Anlass demon or whatever. Yeah. Biology? Um, yeah. Or I think that's more where I think it's more common for plants to self.
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I don't know anything about plants. I'm learning. Sorry.
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Just froze up. I don't know.
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Everything about plants.
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I've been randomly learning about plants. And I was like that knowledge is there. And then as I was talking, it went away
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all right, the next one I have is
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discuss. What is God's guilty pleasure. Riverdale.
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Dark fast mine.
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Man, I just thought of some really? Yeah, super nice. Yeah. I don't want to say, um,
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why don't you let's skip that one.
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Um, dilemma, beat up 62 by six beat up 66 year olds, or 660 year olds.
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A tough one. I feel like I'd have a better chance against the 660 year old. Kids are mean. Oh, yeah. That's kind of what I'm thinking to. I mean, the only reason I would maybe say the six year olds is because adults, you know, have more
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knowledge and awareness of stuff. But yeah, I think you're right. 60 of anything can take you down easily. Yeah. And I keep thinking about like stepbrothers whenever they like get beat up by the school
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to make them like the dog
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sorry, I could see myself just getting like
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I mean, like whenever I'm mentioned this in the last episode, if you haven't listened to our Thanksgiving episode
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um, but like when I was playing dodgeball with those kids, like I got fucking pegged in the face like kids are brutal
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Oh, they are and they could like damage you psychologically like a child will just say anything and not even know that it's horribly damaging. Like my nephew when he was really little
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he saw my grandma for the first time and
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she was like, she was like oh yeah got back from or not the first I don't remember to like Yeah.
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Step back from the store or whatever and then my nephew goes Whoa, did you eat the whole store
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and I'm
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like I'm gonna go kill myself yeah later
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and then one time we came to visit and I'm be ran so we our front door we had like the door and then like a screen door but it wasn't like screen it was just like glass. And um, so we had it open so you can see into the house and so there came to visit and he ran out the door. Looks inside and he goes Whoa, it's clean
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are not lying.
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Oh, man. I feel like that would be a good topic for an episode like.
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Yeah, like, I remember my mom telling a story about me when I was little and we were in an elevator and
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a little person got on the elevator.
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And I was like, Whoa, Mom, look at this little lady.
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She's so
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awesome says to her my mom's like, shut the fuck up. Like in an elevator Can you imagine being trapped?
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I mean, if I was the lady, I would think it was hilarious. But if I was my mom, I'd be like, be dying. And sorry. Like, if you think this is funny, we'll laugh but
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that's awesome that she was nice about it.
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Yeah, I remember one time, um,
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I feel bad about it. I think I was cool about it. I don't think I said like anything. douchey. But I remember like, my first time seeing like a guy with a prosthetic leg. Oh, I was just like, whoa, mom. But like, I remember it so vividly. Like it was a cool looking one. Like you had all these crazy colors and shit. So I was just like, whoa, um, but I did see a thing the other day where? I think like a, it was a comedian with one leg and he was talking about how
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a girl came a little kid came up to him and was like, Whoa, Mom, you know, he doesn't have a leg. And she gave like the best response ever. She said, Oh, yeah, that happens sometimes. And then they walked along their way. But um, it was just funny because he was just like, yeah, it's better than everything that I told him because I tell them like
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just stuff like
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I can't remember his punchline
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we should leave this thing.
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But he just told himself like a monster ate it off. Or just you know, a shark ate it or something like that.
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And I'm sorry, I can't remember the meetings name but I'm sure if you look up one legged comedian, you will find him and
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so kudos to him.
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Um,
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if the card reader was a doll, what accessories would they come with?
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This one's I don't know. It's kind of lame, like a crystal bar ball or something? My card reader like a tarot card reader. Oh, no. Like Like me Like me reading it if I was a doll. What accessories
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like, the balls cool if you want to give you
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Okay. Oh,
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I see.
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So
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so crystal ball.
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Foremost, I will give you a podcast microphone. Oh, yeah. A cat. Um,
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I can't think of anything like funny. Yeah.
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I would give you chapstick. Ah, fun socks. Ah. I'm pointing at my socks. Um, what else?
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Oh, yeah, cats obviously. Give you a carrot dildo.
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Give you smoke fumes and dryer sheets.
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Sailor Moon
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I'll see what I got. What should you never whisper to someone as they fall asleep? Oh.
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Enjoy your last sleep
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pitch.
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Um, I slept with your mom
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um,
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you should get checked for hepatitis.
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C you're me.
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You Oh, um.
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Oh, go to work naked for a day or send a tasteful nude to all your phone contacts.
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That would include your parents. Yeah, but it's tasteful. So maybe it could be like, you're kind of covered up. Oh, okay. Like a little pin up. Yeah, um,
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my dad might saw my number blocked so I could work.
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Um,
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so I worked from home, plus an obvious choice. I would just go to work. That's what I was thinking to, like, my work with the person I'm married to. But I think let's look at it as you're working at Lowe's and I'm working at the Blood Center.
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Okay, yeah. So would I be oh, well then that would just mean I just have my Lowe's apron on.
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Like I lose pinup calendar. Oh
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is this the wind department?
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Cuz I've got a return
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picking
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nailed it
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um, I almost feel like if I was still at a job where I was out and about with people I would maybe have to do the the tasteful nude tell the contacts and
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it would be embarrassing but can you imagine working nude and like, I worked with blood and stuff, so I don't want to get like blood on your boobs. Me? Yeah, like probably get an STD because someone else splashing.
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Now if you worked in, like a restaurant or something, um, spill hot food on you though. Yeah.
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I would also be like, he could maybe get more tips. Oh, maybe thinking. But the hot food thing? Yeah, but that would be a problem. I don't know if I ever told you about the time that I got a hot soup spilled on me. No, I'm Rob, if you're listening, you know this. He was here. He was there for this.
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Um, so we went to this
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age Asian restaurant. You everyone got like their, like egg drop soup or whatever with their meal. And then like the server came behind me with his tray full of super fucking hot soup. And then
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I just remember seeing everybody's eyes get really big. And I was talking to Rob and I looked at him and his face just like completely changed. And then I felt heat.
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And I was just like, Oh, shit.
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Soup just fell all over my back. Oh, man. So that was in front of all my co workers.
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On? Yeah, like it hurt cuz it was hot. Um, I went to the bathroom to like, check it out. And like, I took pictures because I was like, if I get like, blisters or something like so.
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Yeah, but I mean, of course, like, I was like, I'm like, What do I do? What am I supposed to do in this situation? Um, but so yeah, I went to the bathroom, took my shirt off, and like checked out in the mirror and everything took pictures. Luckily, my hair was longer at that time.
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So my hair was like, a pretty far down my back. And so my hair covered up most of my back and like, protected it.
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But it was still kind of, you know, like, on the back of my shoulders and stuff. Um, and one of my
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co workers was like, Oh, here you can like borrow the shirt. And then I'm the manager was like,
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the manager and the guy that spilled the soup on me. They're like, Oh, well, yeah, here. You can have one of his shirts. And it was a Hurley shirt. So I was like, fuck yeah, I'm taking
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it's all my friend. I was like, no, no, but
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I want that Hurley shirt.
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Um, and
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any I was still like on my pants and stuff. So even back to the office. And
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I think everyone was like, Yeah, you can like go home and stuff because you have super pants. But
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it's so turned out that that day we we were in the middle of moving that week. And so I had a bunch of like, clean clothes and stuff in my car because I was moving all my clothes that day. So I just changed and hopped back to work with super, super hair.
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Um, yeah, that's that one time when I was a server, I spilled wine on somebody. No. And it was really embarrassed at the time, but like, looking back on it. I'm like, fuck them.
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A day. Yeah. So it was this big table, you know? So they're, like this and like part of the table. Their backs were kind of against the wall. So there's a little bit of space. Hmm. Um, so had everybody's drinks. And it was kind of a group of people that like, wasn't paying attention to me, you know, like when I went over the table and was like, Hey, I'm Alyssa would be helping you and everybody just like, ignored me. Yeah, I hate that. Yeah. So I'm trying to pass out their drinks. And I'm like, Ma'am, can you like, Here's your drink. Like, I can't really reach you, you know, here you go. And
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so I was doing that and nobody was like fucking cooperating or whatever. And so then I was like, having to try to maneuver between the wall and the people and it was weird. And my tray tipped and red wines spill all over the sky.
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Oh, fuck that guy.
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Yeah,
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I'm going to victim blame and the situation.
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They just were like, Oh yeah, we'll pay for your dry cleaning or whatever. And I think I got moved to another section. So I was like, I don't want to go back out there. Yeah, we don't want to go back out there either. Well, they have that guy like service for the first time. But like, I didn't really I didn't like complain or anything, because I just felt really embarrassed. Like, soup spilled on me for a while my co workers
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but how you were saying they were all kind of like ignoring you and stuff. I always feel like, I'm the person at the table. But it's like the representative of the table. Yeah. Like
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the waiter and like, he's like trying to talk and like shove everybody trying to like, get the person like, hey, hey, hey, and they're still talking. I'm looking at the beuter You know, I'm like, like, making like an item like this. I'm trying to I know. It's annoying. They're not paying attention. Yeah, if you ever go out to eat with me, anyone listening and the waiter comes up, I will just stop talking to you and acknowledge Yeah,
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I will do like I'll talk to you later. Yeah, this person's doing their job there. You know, we want what they have to offer so let's all cooperate a good experience. It's so crazy. You have that's like something people do. Like
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um, I think that was the your opinion.
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Debate. The most challenging song to perform a striptease to?
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Butterfly kisses have to
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press
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um, I know why that popped into my head so quickly
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um
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ah, Tears for Fears
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um, whatever the one that's like all or I guess like any tears for fear song really mad world? Oh, ah, maybe you can make mad world kind of cool. Yeah. Oh.
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Maybe I take that back. Because in Riverdale, my guilty pleasure
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I'm one of the lead characters she does like a sexy singing dance song thing and she sings mad world and everyone's just like looking at her like what the fuck is going on?
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Um maybe that's why
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I'm Tears in Heaven Eric Clapton.
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Um, Baby shark dutifully
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um, I was gonna say old McDonald's but I feel like if you don't get like a remix version tonight yeah. Remix or anything. Um, the unsolved mysteries theme song
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I'm blonde order theme would do you really don't? Yeah. Do you swing your flute comes in. Yeah. Dan. Man, I can really get down. Yeah, good one.
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debate the most irresponsible gift to give to a toddler.
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A knife. kit box cutter was my first Yeah, a gun.
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A plastic bag
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tiny magnet. Poison
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steer easy.
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I'm discuss how would you make a pig feel sexy? Um, put it in lingerie.
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Stick.
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It's like putting lipstick on a pig.
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Do some pigs have like a little tuft of hair or am I making that up because I want to put a bow on the pig. I feel like they do. Or some do. Maybe just lady pigs
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in my pigtails
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clip on earrings
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Oh, put a little dress on on low bow tie.
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Mascara.
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Be cute.
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Oh, wait.
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You go. Oh, that was me. That was
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the worst name for a newborn baby.
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Grimes and Elon Musk was kid. Oh god
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the Wi Fi password.
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Okay
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oh
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so add on to this any of the like really trendy names that are out right now I feel like those are just so cringe like anything with like MC like with MC or like with the MC like
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now I can't think of one but
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I mean like oh like I mean I can't we love but they spell it with like an MC dude with what I haven't seen shit like that only isn't that like with last names? Yeah that seems to be a thing I'm in this Facebook group called that name is a tragedy but it's spelt tragedy is spelled like oh tra DG e IG H like stupid shit like that. I took a screenshot of this list that somebody posted and I meant to send it to you, but was it like Riley? Briley Kailyn it was like stupid shit. And so that group, you know, they'll posts like, different weird names that they've seen like stupid ones. And then a lot of people have taken to that group to be like, Oh, my name my kid helicopters that weird and they use it as like a fucking thing to be like, Oh, is this weird? And like, if you think it's weird, and it's gonna give it a chance? Yeah, it's gonna give them a shitty time. Like, you know, but like, I mean, you've lived with your name your entire life. Imagine
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what it would be like if your name was helicopter.
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One of my favorite comments that I saw this lady posted a whole list. If somebody goes are you naming a kid or a craft be
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good
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discovery a a prehistoric dildo has been unearthed by archaeologist What do you think the cave people called it?
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The Jam stick
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this chance? I don't know. All I could think of is like, I don't know early caveman maybe just granted like
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the
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we'll call it the UGA spec. Yeah, that's a good one too.
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crazy scientist has sealed your butthole and given you a choice shit out of your mouth, or turn both nipples into tiny and controllable aliases.
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So there is a movie about a girl with a butthole for I think I've seen that. I have not been short. But um, um, I watched like a recap. Kind of video essay about
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um, I'm pretty sure I've seen that and it's weird shit.
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So I kind of feel like I would go for the nipple thing just because like you could wear like a broad put like pads on it or something. Just to kind of control it. But so what was the put the card up already? I feel like it'd be really hard to like control how your breath smells if you're shitting out of your mouth. Oh, yeah. Should I talk a lot of shit anyway. Oh, yeah, you're right was shitting out of your mouth. I couldn't remember what the other option was. Nipples. But yeah, that's a good idea about the pads. Yeah.
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And speaking of pads, have you ever seen any of those like Tic TOCs or anything where it's like dudes like that don't know how to use pads or how they work?
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Those are funny. Oh, good.
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Um, what word or phrase would the most adored fictional English nanny used to describe masturbation?
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I suppose to be thinking of someone in particular when it says English nanny. Thanks.
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Did you ever watch that show maquette to get the name like, rescue nanny or something? And it was that British lady. She was just kind of a younger lady. No, but I think
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yeah, I've seen I remember psycho like her.
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Kids that she had to help were true demons. Because their parents were just too stupid know anything about
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raising children. Yeah, it's like they they read a book about how to do that. Just
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But
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because your parents are growing up when you're grilling, I hate hate when people say let you know just say your parents weren't ready for children.
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Um, now that I watched that, um, I think it's called How clean is your house that had those two older British women that would like come in and like clean people's houses, but they'd also give like a cool cleaning tips. Oh, that was my favorite childhood show.
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That you're gonna say they exposed like how many types of bacteria were
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on their countertop?
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If I'm not mistaken, I think they would do like a test of like countertops to show people how dirty they are. fecal matter. on your counter. Oh, I think they did it in the bathroom too. i Yeah. Kind of forgot about that aspect of the show until you brought that up, but I guess that's why they called it How clean is your house?
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Um
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yeah, I don't really feel like I have any ideas for what word or phrase a English nanny would use to describe master Beto either. Really? Bloody hell. I don't
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know the English use some words differently than we do. So it probably be something that I would be like, What the fuck does that mean?
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Oh, yeah.
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Every fart sounds like a scream or every scream sounds like a fart. I feel like a fart should sound like a scream because just a safety measure. Yeah, you wouldn't want to scream to sound like art. No. Yeah, that's that's exactly what I was thinking to like yell at for trouble and it just like
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oh, fuck, I can't do that. My hands.
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Oh, man, I was a messy one.
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Getting my gravy boat.
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But no, I agree every fart sound like a scream. That would also just be really like funny way to prank people.
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What noise would you choose? Wait, what noise would you choose to replicate the sound of your tweets of waves? Oh man. I'm like, I don't know if I'm understanding how this is like, is this asking like what I want my queef to send like or like what things I want to sound like my queef
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Oh, replace the sound of your queefs Okay, so what I want my
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I think I would want something really goofy. Like
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I feel like I want something like I'm like magic cool.
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Like, like the Sailor Moon like
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be cool.
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Or, um, what's your faces
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Chibi Moon when she does a twinkle yell, do like, Twinkle Yeah, and it does all the magical. Star sounds.
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Okay, awesome.
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apocalypses now, there's just you a cat. A dog? In a sweet old lady in your rumbling tummy? Who's first on the menu?
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Wait.
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In your stomach. There's a lady dog. There's an apocalypse in your like in the room with a cat a dog? A sweet old lady. And then your stomach? growling? Who's first on the menu?
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But dog I guess that's what I thought at first, but the dog could be a good guard dog if it stays true. Yeah.
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As much as I love cats, like really a cat is going to be the least Apocalypse situation. But the older you might also take up most of your resources. She's not a nice in any way. But it's also like your only companionship. Well, cats are cats are better companions and people so
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fuck the old lady. Yeah, I agree. I think maybe Old Lady first. Then cat and dog. Yeah, I think my order. Although it pains me to do that. I know.
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I'm um, I don't know why. But that reminded me of a book that I would read a little it was
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the old lady who swallowed a fly. Have you ever read that? I don't think so. But I've heard of it. It was like there was an old lady who swallowed a fly. And then
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it's just kind of one of those continuation stories. It's like and then she swallowed
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something slightly bigger than that. And then and then that thanks
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To fly, and then she swallowed a third thing that was slightly bigger than the second thing and then yeah, like a, like Russian nesting dolls like, I guess kind of
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another four thing, right? Yeah it is. Maybe that's where some people got that.
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Um
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become sexually attracted to office supplies or marry a horse
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I mean, marrying a horse sounds illegal. Yeah, I mean do you have to do like all the things married people do because if it's just a piece of paper then I would marry a horse. Yeah, let's figure
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no but if you had to live your life and stable and
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do everything else no
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scoop their poop
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I feel like that horse would do nothing for you though. Could give you a ride places but
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I feel like I would be really embarrassed just riding a horse
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about abode choice of babysitter
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Casey Anthony
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Yeah,
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a priest
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any of Jon Benet his family
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Oh,
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Jean Carol. Charming.
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Um,
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and usual crush you had as a kid. Oh God, I feel like a lot of these. Um, Jafar comes to mind, huh?
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Bob
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Oh, I feel like I always had crushes on like, the like
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girl bunnies and like, oh, like low low. Yeah, like sometimes some of the girl animals. I'm like, dang, that's pretty, like sexy.
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I mean, I'm not into cartoons or anything.
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Um, yeah, I can see the, um, I think another one for me was also um,
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I mean, this wasn't like a super huge one or anything, but um, two of the kids on
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Rocket Power. Oh, I'm not the blonde guy. Not the girl but like the two boys large Lars on the Friday. I think we do we do.
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On time.
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Oh, yeah. I remember I had a crush on weird owl.
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That's a fun one.
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So many.
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I mean, of course, like, Nick Carter and stuff. That's not like a weird crush.
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You know, it's a weird one. I thought about the other day that I don't even know what I'm saying right now. But sometimes when I'm watching the office, I'm like, Dwight's kind of cute.
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He could work at Shruti.
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But Rainn Wilson is an attractive guy like, Dwight. So maybe that's why some like Dwight is such a shithead
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make him look nerdy. They just look bad. They just put glasses and like part his hair.
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Oh, I'm Johnny tsunami. I don't know if you've ever watched that movie.
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It was a Disney Channel Original.
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About a surfer boy.
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No, but that made me think of brink. Did you ever watch PAC crush on that guy? Yeah. Um
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yeah, I guess kinda like you were saying in a previous episode to you. It's like the boys. I had hair like that was kind of like parked down the middle and kind of long. Yeah.
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Yeah, and I remember his was just always so like.
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Like, it was always like in pieces. Like it was dirty or something. Yeah. No, that like back like, I think that was attractive. You get some dry shampoo. Greasy, stringy hair parted down the middle. Like oh, yeah, that's for me.
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Mmm hmm. What are the boy
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I always like to villains so I'm sure there's some cartoon villains in there.
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Tuxedo Mask that's not really a weird one it's pretty hot
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with the mask on or high either
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Hey started funny cars play in that Sailor Moon group that we're in. Yeah.
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Somebody dressed Tuxedo Mask and then they had their little ugly dog I think it was a pug or something and they had a dress to sailor man in there
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that sounds kind of cute
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oh, maybe I could dress Sam Sam up as Tuxedo Mask. You'd be cute. Take some
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figurine that we will never take toy stores by storm.
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So like what would never be a popular toy?
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Well, there's a pregnant Barbie. Oh really? Yeah, you don't remember that? Um, it was like
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a pregnant Barbie and I think it had like a metal like tummy like you could take on and off and then they Yeah, people were like super pissed off about it so it like got taken off shelves pretty quickly. why people love like, childbirth and show
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be ama Hey, yeah, I feel like that's such a common theme in our society. That's weird that people got mad I mean, I don't care.
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I don't know if you ever watched from practical jokers
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but there was like one where they did a like a study group or whatever and
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for products that they wanted to put on the market and one was like a um, a it was like a little pregnant belly but it was a for for little girls that want to learn to be stay at home moms
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are single single
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single single moms that stay at home mom to be a single mom and then the commercial they had for it it was just like it was black and white and it was like a little girl with a with the belly just like looking out the window with her hand on it in her hand like up
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on the thing like leaning against it
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I highly recommend impractical to watch more of it's so good. And so I'm true TV. Despite that being like a really shitty network Impractical Jokers was like their saving
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hopefully they come back to court TV.
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Eventually because true crimes becoming popular again so they could totally switch back to that.
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Well, these jokers will be back next
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