When you live the barbarian lifestyle, you do things differently…we wrap up our liver king update!
When you live the barbarian lifestyle, you do things differently…we wrap up our liver king update!
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Unknown Speaker 0:20
Music. Welcome to another episode of nervous laughter Podcast. I'm Jamie.
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Welcome. I'm Alyssa,
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and I'm Jamie. we're back back again. Tell a friend.
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Yeah, please tell a friend about the podcast
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and listen today we're continuing on where we left off with some of the liver King updates and blogs just kind of a fun, fun time. So just a little refresh.
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Last episode,
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basically, liver King talks about fucking his eye up really bad and getting brain damaged. I and then he just continues on his blog, writing about, like, not using sunscreen, and blah, blah, blah. Then the next thing he feels like he has to talk about, we glorify obesity. Critics come out.
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Yeah.
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Lk or
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liver King upsets the obese population. Nope, not sorry. Wonder what they're gonna say about the one that drops Wednesday. We glorify depression. For full context, here is, here's the piece you are, you are never enough. Then he links to like,
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it's a page that
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has like
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a kill fannies.com
Speaker 1 1:41
Well, it's like a Twitter post, and then, like a video. I'll read the Twitter post in the video, it goes on to talk about, like, a lot more stuff. That's like, I don't know, the ancients created a belief system to fucking survive, so just things like that.
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So the Twitter post says the ancients
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glorified perfection. We glorify obesity. The ancients advanced ideals of strength, courage and honor. We advance ideals of acceptance, compassion and agreeableness. The ancients singled out and celebrated the evolutionary Hunter. We indiscriminately celebrate everything and everyone. The ancients were harder to hunt and harder to kill. We are easy to hurt and easy to kill, suffering at record rates. The ancients dominated. We are being dominated. The ancients had a belief system to fucking strive, to never settle to be more every goddamn day. We have a belief system and stand in line wait your turn, to settle to be less every goddamn day. I'll say it again, you are never enough, and never will be so strive every goddamn day, and you'll never be more fulfilled in life. So that's a
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that's a post,
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that's a post, and you know, it's funny, like, as you're reading that I was looking at your shirt and how you're sitting, sitting, Jamie's shirt says history of art, but like how it was folded, it looked like history of fart. Yeah, this is what I'm listening to right now. Is history of fart.
Speaker 1 3:35
Welcome to the history of fart, where we talk about liver King doing masculinity.
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History of fart. History of fart.
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There's a video I'll play for you. Well, we'll see how it goes.
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Whoever told you that you were enough was wrong. You were never enough, and the minute that you think you are, you coast, you rest, you decay, you die, you suck at life. The Greeks, Romans, Egyptians and Aztecs created muscular statues, symbols of perfection, embodying the tactical virtues of man. When I hear today that men feel unrepresented in a video game, I
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wonder, to what degree does he actually give us it?
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Does he really want to play a video game where the characters are fat, weak and worthless? Holy fuck, we're already playing that game. It's called real life, attempting to include and please everyone is an attempt to equally redistribute net worth and self worth. It's the betrayal against itself and that which makes life the goddamn worth living, earning it, aka progress, aka more. So should we aspire to be less fuck that I got the goddamn work and I built this motherfucker from the ground up. I go to sleep every night knowing I did what was required. Tired of me to rest, because tomorrow I will strive until my blood fucking burns to be more than what I am every goddamn day never came out.
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I mean, I think that's Cinema.
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Cinema. That's cinema, baby.
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Yeah, I guess just some visuals.
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He shoots an Xbox. He's sleeping in bed, and his liver King spirit is, like, floating above his body. I thought
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it was a fucked up cloud, until Jamie was like, oh, it's him. I mean, he really is fuck is going on there?
Speaker 1 5:38
I mean, he really is a fucked up cloud. If this is the history of fart, that's,
Speaker 2 5:43
oh yes, that's true. Cloud out of the butt, he's a fucking butt cloud.
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Yeah and yeah, I'm
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not gonna read the rest of this one, I'm
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gonna go back to the blog that linked
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there. Definitely gonna post that video on Instagram. Oh yeah. It's
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so good. Oh yeah. And I forgot. So it starts, he's talking to himself in the mirror, and then also he's, oh yeah, digging a grave and for himself in the grave, yeah, and pouring dirt on him. So symbolic,
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I know,
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I don't know of what, but yeah,
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only liver King can bury himself. So yeah, he kind of just goes on to say stuff. But basically he said in the video, and it says, uh, new section, liver King on grip strength. Who's the boss and who's the bitch? Announces one arm hang challenge. Uh, the Romans met with firm standing in collision of open fist. In the modern world, we meet and greet with a soft, limp, delicate, shaking, Hi, Jamie, my dainty lady hands.
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No, you should prompt the wrist.
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Now we have to fight when we first meet. Let's see what happens.
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You know what? Right now, I'd be okay with that. Yeah, yeah.
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I think I'm being a certain type of person. I'll fight them,
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I'll fuck them up.
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I'll pop a rubber band in their eye. Yes?
Speaker 1 7:28
So he shared, there's a Twitter post in here. It says, shake hands like a bitch or barbarian, grip strength matters. The Romans met with a firm standing in a collision of open fist. In the modern world, we meet and greet with a soft, limp, delicate shaking of hands. In ancient times, whoever overpowered the other was said to have the upper hand. It was implied that I'm the boss and you're the bitch for the day
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to the day today, if
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you if the pressure match isn't just right, whoever overpowered the other is said to be overly aggressive and impolite.
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I say you're overthinking a handshake.
Speaker 2 8:14
Yeah, it did make me think of something though. I saw a video where a lady was talking about how this guy, like, shook her hand really aggressively to try to, you know, assert dominance, yeah. And so she decided, in turn, to embarrass him and just be like, Oh my God, my hand. And just like, keep going on about how he, like, squeezed it so hard. And I was like, That's fucking perfect. Yeah. Like, if some guy is gonna try to do shit like that, yeah, call him out and just like, don't shut up about how bad your hand is hurt, and then he'll be really embarrassed. Yeah,
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no, that's a that's an excellent idea. Comment out on their stupid shit and make
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them feel embarrassed. That's
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not gonna lie, I do enjoy watching
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predator catchers on YouTube. Yeah, some of them, some of them are stupid with it, but some of them are like, we have the cops involved. I'm like, Oh, awesome. But God, I love watching those guys. Just be like, Oh, I was just calling to hang out. Yeah, do anything
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to say that, sir, but yeah, yeah, I love it. I love watching a man be human. Yes, yeah, there is, um,
Speaker 1 9:32
there's this one video. Maybe I can find it real quick. But it's like, I think it's, is it Cardi B and some other rapper. And then she's like, she basically, like, calls him out for like, because he's like, it's not nail polish. And she's like, well, you get your nails done and they put a thing on. And he was like, yeah,
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that's just like, a gel. And she's like, polish. And then he gets very
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like, upset. Let me see if I can find it. Okay, I found it. It's Nicki Minaj. I'm so sorry. Okay, it's uh, Nicki Minaj and Kai Sanat. Here
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you go. You you need to follow instructions. You gotta lift, uh, nail power. No. This is No, that's
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gelatin. No, no, no, no, no. Okay, whoa,
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whoa, I'ma Hold on.
Unknown Speaker 10:14
No, no. This is I get manicures. I'm clean.
Speaker 4 10:19
I can't So why didn't you just say yes, when I asked you, is that nail polish? It's not. It's,
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uh, is clear nail polish? No, that's
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not nail polish, gel gel polish.
Speaker 4 10:29
That's nail polish, yeah, but it was nice. I didn't say it didn't you just became defensive because you're insecure next now. So
Speaker 1 10:39
yeah, that was just a nice little insert of that just do things like that. Yes, I don't think she made him feel bad about it. She was just like, Dude, you're overreacting and being insecure. Yeah, it's fine. And there is also a little video after this Twitter post that I'll show you too.
Speaker 3 11:02
Grip strength is so much more than a predictor of longevity. It is a masculine legacy, an ancestral indicator of true nobility. You can't fake it, can't buy it at the ball. It can only be earned with blood burning, can't breathe, heart racing, I'm gonna fucking die. Kind of effort, the way of the barbarian is man's biological imperative. Man's duty to leave the comfort of the cave, to claw, flee, fight, provided protect for himself and his respected tribe, the kingdom is the destination, the outcome of honoring his masculine legacy. Man's ability to return to the comfort of the cave, to bathe and accept and indulge in extravagant when I shake the manicured hand of a modern day man, and I feel how smooth, soft and limp it is. It reveals a core character attribute I can't have this kind of man in my tribe since our inception, the noble cast of our ancestors was the barbarian class. Welcome to the 21st century, where the way of the barbarians still reign supreme, because the path to Paradise is still paved in Fucking hell. So make it fucking hell. It's called the barbarian, a modern day rite of passage, the unapologetic celebration of dominant standards in the wild. Learn the barbarian. Train the barbarian, uncage your mother fucking barbarian, looking
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out. I fucking hated that. Yeah, I
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feel like any
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humbling he got from his eye injury, just got completely
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lost. Bye, bye. I hate,
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I know everyone sweats. But I hate when sweat is uncontrolled and is flying around. It makes me very mad. That's
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what happened in the video, by the way, the close ups of sweat falling off his body, lots of weird AI videos that just shit like, it starts off with him, like, hanging, like on a branch that's off a cliff.
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Yeah, it just
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like him transforming into, like an armored warrior. So I
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don't know it's just, it's, it's, it's, it's
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like, it's a hoot.
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Can you imagine if you, like, got with some guy and you're like, oh yeah. He's like, pretty cool. And then, you know, he thinks you're asleep, and he's watching video videos on his phone, and you roll over and you see that on his phone. Like, what would you do? I think I would probably
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look for reasons to break up, I
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or maybe talk to him about it for I don't know, yeah,
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maybe it would be like, Oh, what are you watching? And then see if he's like, oh, yeah, this dumbass named liver King,
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yeah, that's true, yeah. I
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guess that could be a possibility, definitely, yeah. If someone was seriously watching that,
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I gotta go, yeah.
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I guess the scenario I had in my head where you're like, it's night, and then you roll over, I guess I was thinking, like, he didn't, he thought you were sleeping, and was like, sneaking to watch the liver King. So,
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like, that's his thing, just secretly,
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Oh, I love where he does the close up on like, a pink bottle of hands. So
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yeah, because it was like men have clean, soft hands. Yeah, the way he said, it sounded like a dick, it was like limp, soft, like dude, think you might kind of want to try a dick out. So yeah, he has his one arm challenge. That's
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what all that hoopla was about.
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Hoopla is a perfect word for that. Yes.
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So these are the one arm hang challenge rules.
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Oh, okay,
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maybe we can do this.
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Just gotta find a cliff at angle off of Yeah.
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Uh, wait, that's so weird. It doesn't actually give the rules.
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What if you're a true liver warrior, you'll know in your heart what the rules are,
Speaker 1 15:12
yeah, so only those true liver warriors can know what it is. It just shows him hanging by one arm. So I guess it's just like, hang on. Just hang by one arm for as long as you can.
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Yeah, it's so weird. I
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don't know if these are supposed to be links or something, but they don't work. It says, like, Oh, they're videos that aren't working. Okay, that's what it is.
Unknown Speaker 15:37
How long can you hang with a lever? King,
Speaker 3 15:39
oh shit, man. Nobody told me it was gonna be in the rain. Fucking you know what new rules? The one arm, liver King challenge. It's in the rain, or else it doesn't count. Then get down here and prove it to me, as long as you don't look like one of those marathon runners or one of those vegans, oh shit, it's like the same thing the marathon runner or the vegan, but I know I can't say that on it. Let's, let's do another take.
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And you think you have what it takes to hang with a liver. Yoshi,
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are you kidding me? Who was that? Yoshi, you're fired. Yoshi,
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you're get out of here. Leave.
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Don't look like one of those vegans. They get done.
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Man. It's been raining like, throw them some chalk.
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Shit. I got my own shot
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the liver King one arm challenge. If you think
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it's oh my god, so silly.
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So he just watched a bunch of outtakes from liver King trying to record his one arm challenge rules. And he's just so
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silly talking about
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vegans and
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marith honors.
Speaker 1 16:53
And then he also talks about some stuff chef Lionel prepared for him. Chef Lionel, yes, we were trying to try to remember his name. So of course, it has like eyeballs and various dish like that. Yeah, livestock. Some of it's actually cooked though. Oh, soft, yeah, there is some raw meat there. Liver, King,
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that's funny, okay, live
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or kinky shows the band who's boss, give me band, pull up a parts face, pulls rear delts, or give me death, and it's just him. Like doing the rubber band pulls again with this time of safety God was on Good job. And his very abnormal looking abs, let me zoom in on the face for you. There you go. Looks really intense,
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really intense and gross. King, and, oh,
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it's a video,
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okay. King, in and, but I always wear my protection. And Sister 10 and four shield always. And I mean always we're protected, because you got to build those rear delts, the symmetry, the pummeling power to protect the anterior and this pressing strength comes from the rear delts. You got to do with the rear delts. Face pulls band, pull parts, anything and everything at every cost, except the eye. No eye for an eye, he
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has muscles that I didn't know existed. It looks very gross. I mean, I'm sorry to say, but it doesn't look like a human body. It looks like a
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weird made out of clay. Like,
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yeah, it's like a statue of perfection. And
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there's just so many bulging veins. That's what
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I was just about to say. Lots of the bulging veins. I don't know if it's just the way they edit the pictures, but
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his skin looks,
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it looks gross. I
Speaker 1 18:54
mean, weird, like it looks damaged. Like, maybe it's the same damage like we talked about. Yeah, it just it looks nuts, very healthy. Um, yeah, what do you mean? I eat 10 horse dicks raw. He's like,
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I can take two horses or stick in the morning, or stick
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in the afternoon, or stick in the evening, power and he
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and then he just goes on to talk about his weight and stuff, which I don't know, maybe has like some kind of disorder. He talks about his weight a lot. Oh,
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liver King. Just be a normal dude. I know you don't know how, but try.
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And then he has a
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blog from February 23 2024
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titled everything is perfect, which
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I'm pretty sure is sarcasm.
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So he has a little Twitter
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post that says to. Day was just fucked. Yesterday was absolute. Ass dragged my body across the day. Biceps injury became more real. Liver King chef, struggle, struggled. Sleeper, deprived. Hurts to see him like this. My personal chef, no,
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she Jamie, it hurts to see you.
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My best friend learned a hard and painful lesson, little pain for me too,
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a close tribe member cried that hurt my heart,
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balls dropped left and right. No one is here for me. What
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the fuck wait? W, F, T, am
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I paying you for to be here for me right now? I know. I know what a piece of shit I am, a C level leader. Okay, this post is, like, really long. I don't really want to read it all
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betrayed, but she's people close to him. He's just
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having a bad week. And all those twins are having a bad week too.
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That's, um,
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it's Yeah, most, except I don't care at all. Yeah. What's
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a little King gonna do?
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What's looking to do in a time like this,
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eat more raw snake bodies,
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eat more wall meat.
Speaker 1 21:32
That's what I always say, because I'm a big must we man, big scary must be man. And of course, he has a video. It's probably gonna say a lot of the stuff that the Post said. So it's okay. I didn't read it. I
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wrote this before going to sleep yesterday.
Speaker 5 21:50
I had no fucking intention on sharing it with anybody. Now it looks like I might be sharing it with everybody, everywhere it goes. Yesterday, I felt like absolute ass dragged my body through the day, just fucking exhausted. My bicep injury, it became real. Liver King, Chef Lionel, he's struggling, has sleep that could barely piece some fucking sentences together. They knew something was wrong. That just kind of hurts a little bit because his life force is usually so strong. My best friend learned a hard lesson, a painful lesson, little pain for me too, right there. Sandra cried that hurt my heart. And if you knew Sandra fucking hurt your heart a little bit too, balls dropped left and fucking right. No one is here for me. What the fuck am I paying for you?
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I'm paying for you to be here for me. Right fucking now,
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right fucking now. I know
Speaker 5 22:44
what a piece of fucking shit I would hate me too. So you're permission granted a C level leader, I thought that it was over and it wasn't loyalty above all. Stronger my creative director scorches his hand making stick and a stupid bicep appointment with a surgeon. Turns out I'm having surgery tomorrow. Or if you're watching this tomorrow today, I don't know if that makes sense. You know what I mean? You didn't post a real for the first time in history. Yeah, that happened. Botch my man. Reggie. God damn, he's struggling right now.
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I feel his pain.
Speaker 5 23:26
I want to help and I have no fucking idea how that makes me feel helpless. Love you, brother, Justin. Justin wants to be John Wick when he grows up, but he already has it all. I'm still protecting myself. I've never been more free. I've had a hard time settling for anything less than perfect. No half measures means you demand excellence of yourself, gives you permission to demand excellence of everyone around you, and when they don't rise to the occasion. They stop doing less because they don't deliver on the possible, unreasonable fucking standard that you held in the first place. So you just push them all the way to begin with. You
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deserve better.
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Liver King tribe, it's my mess, my own. You're already perfect. Take some rest. Be warm, Jim, he'll bring the red rocks. Dream. Remember the perfect day when rad got bucked off that horse. Every possible catastrophe
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on horses,
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it happened that day which made it perfect, a moment that's frozen in time, but we are mother fucking barbarian, and there is blood to shed
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like that, everything else
Speaker 2 24:58
that was. Borderline psychotic,
Speaker 1 25:01
yeah, so I don't know what he means by there's blood to shed.
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The thing about someone
Speaker 1 25:08
getting bucked off a horse that was, um, I don't know if it was one of his older blogs, but it was like he went, they went horseback riding as a family, and as I think, one of his sons got bucked off, if I am remembering correctly,
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he was drunk.
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Had too much whiskey, Daddy,
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Daddy, I'm drunk. Oh, here
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it is. The day kicked off with me. Oh, wait, no, not
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that that okay, I
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guess it's on this page.
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Oh, okay, um, I
Speaker 1 25:41
actually, I think he talks about it in the next post. This is April, 25 2024
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one of my best days as a dad.
Speaker 1 25:50
Um, rads. Horse followed mine.
Unknown Speaker 25:55
Uh, rads, their son's name,
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rad and striker,
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yes, liver queen,
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why did you let him do this?
Unknown Speaker 26:08
Almost sounds like a liver Queen decision.
Speaker 1 26:12
Come back here. Straker, get your get your rescue before you get on that horse.
Speaker 2 26:16
Is it spelled with a Y? Yeah, okay. I figured it had to have been, Yeah, makes sense.
Speaker 1 26:25
So, okay, rad's horse followed mine. My horse full sends into a sprint. Rads horse follows into a tree. What a lower hanging branch displaces my boy like a night jousting in battle. I hope the horse is okay.
Unknown Speaker 26:49
Save the horse.
Speaker 1 26:52
Everyone is watching a network film crew, a social media crew,
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film crew, god damn
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it, son, you're embarrassing. Get back on your horse.
Speaker 1 27:04
A liver King Ranch crew, a collective Cosmo self organizing, something catastrophically beautiful.
Unknown Speaker 27:12
Liver boy RAD is no ordinary. Boy Oh, wait, he has
Speaker 1 27:18
an Instagram. Liver boy, red, yeah, wow.
Unknown Speaker 27:24
Okay, yes. And he is, like a child,
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the one that drinks whiskey, I don't know, yeah, oh, okay, the one who drinks whiskey, I
Unknown Speaker 27:32
don't know if he is,
Speaker 2 27:35
you know, try to look him up real quick, because I'm holding up a drinker.
Unknown Speaker 27:38
Yeah? Okay,
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striker liver.
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Striker liver Instagram account, okay, yeah,
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he okay. He
Speaker 1 27:52
does have an Instagram son of liver, King, shooter of guns, destroyer of surf. And there's like, Okay, so there's a video, a few videos, of his dad. So I'm also kind of, kind of wondering if these accounts are
Unknown Speaker 28:10
actually by his son or not. Oh,
Speaker 2 28:11
or if it's just like a fan account. Well, not
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like a fan account,
Speaker 1 28:16
but just like, um, it might be his account, but it might be like his dad also uses it to post liver King content.
Unknown Speaker 28:28
It doesn't say his age.
Unknown Speaker 28:32
You should type ASL on one of his pictures.
Unknown Speaker 28:39
From this picture, I
Speaker 1 28:39
don't know he could maybe be 21 Yeah, but he does look kind of young, but so I don't know. Maybe, maybe he's not giving him whiskey underage, but, um, who knows how barbarians
Unknown Speaker 28:54
raise their children? They're only bloodshed.
Unknown Speaker 29:01
Yeah, sorry, I don't know how to make a make a barbarian.
Speaker 1 29:06
And liver King says, Never forget your mother, fucking barbarian, you volunteered your blood for battle. What fucking battle are we in? Jesus Christ? What God? Trust me, I get it. Everyone is watching. You're limping back to camp. Blood is dripping from the side of your face. You're in fucking shock, man, Mama Bear is coming to rescue you. A film crew opens a door in a disoriented state, you crawl into a cage. You're safe now. Nobody said a single fucking syllable this entire happening until
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now.
Unknown Speaker 29:46
Where the fuck do you think you're going quote by liver King?
Unknown Speaker 29:51
You'd think I wasn't, Oh,
Speaker 1 29:54
I continue with a tone so convincing and assured. You'd think I wasn't trembling and dying to rescue. Him myself, thinking we could end all this right fucking now, thinking he could stay in the car and he could feel a false but satisfying sense of protection and and ain't nobody saying shit about a missed opportunity. Everyone knew it, that it was the right thing to do. Just fucking let him collect himself and take the reasonable ride
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home.
Unknown Speaker 30:26
I guess he's talking about his son,
Speaker 1 30:28
and I guess he's just kind of like, man up.
Unknown Speaker 30:33
I don't know what it's not really in
Speaker 1 30:35
the context. It's just he has these like, different segments of the blog like expand to read. I assuming they're all tied together. Um, get your ass back on that horse. If only you could feel the way his eyes looked at me in utter disbelief. You're a goddamn barbarian brother. Be proud of your blood. Let's go home. I made it unequivocally clear, no mama bear, nor anything divine which stand in the way to do my fucking job. We rode back together, side by side. His horse bucked a bit. He remembered the feeling again and again. He assigned a new metaphor to the experience. He rescued himself. He believes more in his limited list capacity, because I did my fucking job.
Unknown Speaker 31:28
Okay,
Unknown Speaker 31:33
rad, looks very young, and like to
Unknown Speaker 31:36
get butt off a horse.
Speaker 1 31:39
I feel like you're the son of a barbarian, yeah. Like, okay, poor kid, I feel bad. Um,
Unknown Speaker 31:49
a catastrophe of a day. Everything fucked.
Speaker 1 31:52
Reggie's horse bucked him two minutes in rads. Horse was on a mission. Justin's took his money maker face through thorns. Strikers rolled over in a stream with him
Unknown Speaker 32:04
still saddled.
Unknown Speaker 32:05
Where did they get these?
Speaker 1 32:07
I don't know. Yeah, it sounds like liver King had no issues with his horse. Why didn't he, like, trade with one of his children?
Speaker 2 32:13
Like, your child has wild stallion that hasn't been taken? Yeah,
Speaker 1 32:18
they probably did just take him off, and they're like, we're barbarians. It's okay,
Unknown Speaker 32:22
we got it. We're barbarians. We
Unknown Speaker 32:24
ride wild stallions. Of course,
Unknown Speaker 32:26
we ride wild stallions.
Speaker 2 32:27
We're barbarians. We go into battle. Of course.
Unknown Speaker 32:31
We eat raw meat,
Speaker 1 32:34
liver. Queens kicked any horse within reach perfection, frozen in time, just fucking perfect and getting better at the same time.
Unknown Speaker 32:44
Dads do your fucking job.
Speaker 2 32:46
Let your kids get bucked off horses. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 32:49
do your job by not
Unknown Speaker 32:51
doing anything.
Speaker 1 32:57
I get you need to, like, let your kids get up after getting hurt sometimes, but if a horse fucking rolls over with your child on it, make sure they're okay and like it. I don't know why, but it annoys me so bad that everyone's horse has had issues, except him. I know I just said this and he didn't trade with like, his kid or his wife. Just be like, Hi, my horse is more well behaved. Let me switch with you, because I'm concerned about your safety.
Speaker 2 33:31
Jamie, when you live the barbarian lifestyle, you just, you do things a little differently. Go with the flow. Yeah, you're you're thinking about this is a non you've got to get into the barbarian mindset, and then it makes sense. Okay, so just, just try for a minute. Okay, I need raw meat. I have some blood in the refrigerator, if you if you need to drink some transforming
Unknown Speaker 34:02
ah, oh, my God, look totally different, right now.
Unknown Speaker 34:06
Do my abs look like his? Yes, oh,
Speaker 1 34:12
I'm I'm here. Finally, you want to try to shake my hand and see if it feels soft on the
Speaker 2 34:18
lips. You might break my hand. I'm not in the barbarian mindset right now. I'm scared of you. Oh, wait, oh,
Speaker 1 34:28
it left my body. I couldn't contain that much barbarian for so long it was you went
Unknown Speaker 34:33
full barbarian.
Unknown Speaker 34:38
Okay. I feel myself coming back into my body.
Unknown Speaker 34:40
My hands are limp. They're
Unknown Speaker 34:44
limped and soft. They're limp
Unknown Speaker 34:45
and soft, huh? Okay, ask me a math question five times
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30,
Unknown Speaker 34:58
I don't know. Oh, God.
Speaker 1 35:03
Oh, again, okay, all right, here we go, embrace your evolution journey with the liver King. Actually, this might not be very interesting, forging the chain of man's biological imperative.
Unknown Speaker 35:17
Who cares about that? Can
Speaker 1 35:23
uh, aligning and increase your capacity to actualize your higher vibrations. I don't know.
Unknown Speaker 35:28
He's just talking about doing push ups and shit.
Unknown Speaker 35:34
Complementary opposites of
Unknown Speaker 35:36
the cosmos,
Speaker 1 35:39
space, time gravity is relative. Blabbers Einstein matter tells space time to curve and curve. Space Time tells matter how to move complementary opposites of the cosmos. Mass matters gravitational pull. Matter matters gravitational pull matters flexible. Drag matters blood, fucking matters stimulus, throwing oneself, one's own vile volition, into the fire of sacrifice, Wade, pain, hate, hurt, suffer and a struggle that'll take you so goddamn deep there's zero fucking right. Zero. This matters the most. I'm just, I'm getting so tired of like reading liver King stuff, so I have to do the accent. Oh,
Unknown Speaker 36:32
wow. Yeah, he's,
Unknown Speaker 36:33
he's something
Unknown Speaker 36:36
like the video where he was reading his diary.
Speaker 2 36:41
I think was maybe the most uncomfortable one of the day. Yeah. His like, sarcasm, like, yeah, I would hate me too.
Unknown Speaker 36:52
It's like, Good fucking hate yourself. But he's just like,
Unknown Speaker 36:55
No, there's so many
Unknown Speaker 36:56
men every day that kill themselves. I
Unknown Speaker 37:01
don't want to feel bad about treating
Unknown Speaker 37:02
others like shit.
Unknown Speaker 37:06
So he has his response to his little
Speaker 1 37:10
whatever thing I'm gonna keep reading. The Gateway is warm to warmth fulfillment, love and light and the purpose built force and might of 10,000 men. Easy these infinity chains connect me to everything that matters in this very moment, the internal here and now, the mass of the mass of bends and bleeds space time into something else, a space time reorients my mass, my matters, into those higher vibrations along the continuum of pure light, complementary opposites, inexorably linked in shape, a reality with our bare fucking hands.
Unknown Speaker 37:56
Fuck he was talking about, you can't,
Unknown Speaker 38:00
you can't do that.
Speaker 2 38:04
Your new liver King voice is kind of sounding like the water boy. Yeah, that
Unknown Speaker 38:09
was Adam Sandler. A little bit off and on when it's popping my head,
Speaker 1 38:12
but yeah, just all those, the speech impediment that people keep doing on tick tocks and Instagram, it just keeps, keeps sticking with me.
Unknown Speaker 38:23
I like it. Sticking with me.
Unknown Speaker 38:25
It keeps sticking with me. I like it.
Unknown Speaker 38:28
And then the next section is the elegant dance of savage luxury.
Unknown Speaker 38:35
I'll read this one because it's kind of,
Speaker 1 38:38
it's short. It just seems, it's like, it's like he's trying to write poems I don't understand. Oh, boy, the cosmos is in you. And at scale require this elegant dance of savage luxury and interplay between life, entropy, light, dark, love, hate, Yin and fucking Yang, chaos, order. Emails get weak. Wife Got dramatically true between and better and more beautiful. The emails about his,
Unknown Speaker 39:15
yeah, okay, okay,
Unknown Speaker 39:18
his emails were Hillary Clinton.
Speaker 2 39:22
So I want to see Hillary's emails with liver King, just That's all I want.
Speaker 1 39:30
I'd love to see what a conversation between Hillary and the sweaty wilking. Two weeks ago, wife and I had the worst fight night in a decade, while simultaneously having a most epic night of warmth, love and a deeper depth of connection. They fucked
Speaker 2 39:52
that is so gross, like thinking about him doing that. I hate it.
Speaker 1 39:57
No, I don't even Oh no, I'm. Trying to think of what his penis looks like, and it would just, yeah, I feel like it's super tiny and triple it's
Speaker 2 40:05
shriveled from doesn't I mean, steroids do that? I'm pretty sure they
Speaker 1 40:10
Yeah. I think so. I think it can mess with your dick size or shriveled nose, your level
Unknown Speaker 40:17
of Shri velocity, hey, how
Unknown Speaker 40:20
shriveled your dick? Boy, oh, my God,
Unknown Speaker 40:27
I'm gonna put that in a sketch.
Unknown Speaker 40:30
Hope that Dick's not too shriveled.
Speaker 2 40:40
So off guard. So funny.
Unknown Speaker 40:44
Get that turtle out of it, shell, boy,
Unknown Speaker 40:52
oh, my God.
Speaker 1 40:58
It's all fucking cosmos. It's our collective consciousness. It's everything, because you're everything that's beautiful, good and true, love, light, our ancestral follow what
Unknown Speaker 41:16
from darkness to proud as fuck barbarian king
Speaker 1 41:22
Brian versus level King. Who am I? Man, this is so fucking like he
Unknown Speaker 41:28
I feel like sometimes he's just shouldn't talk
Speaker 1 41:39
a pathetic, weak and worthless piece of shit, 10 year old boy with whites, with whites out, and no hope to be proud of fuck but Baron King, Double fisting battle axes on, running up the mountain to no fucking end. I'm a fucking man that realized I was not satisfied with with the piece of shit. Person I made with my wife, my wife. No wife, not wife. The speech impediment is messing me up, my wife, my wife. I made the with a king because he was a collection of my childhood heroes. I became the wiggle King and walked that other bitch in a cage. Oh, I did that to protect myself. Okay, I spent most of my lot, my wife failing alone, and I protect myself until I no longer could. I've paid enough deaths for this life I get to live in now, I don't know what kind of deaths he's talking about. To be clear, I said, Yeah, I am my four swords. I am a motherfucking universe. I'm the king of all kings. I'm the infinite capacity to express any reality, and so are you.
Unknown Speaker 43:01
And then the last part, the last of the readings, yeah,
Speaker 1 43:07
it's why we're here. I'm I'm a man on a mission to squeeze every drop of blood and booty out of this fucking moment, whatever metaphor you want. Call me Brian Johnson, little King. Little King, 2.0 muffin makes. But what? Nothing changes. What I am, my savage beast, soul, and why? My moral animal, to respond and engage to the cosmos that's beautiful, good and true, perfect and getting better at the same time, but it requires a certain kind of chain link, blood reply, if you have it. So he's trying to get engagement and then, yeah, that's the last confessional he wrote. And I don't think he's doing anymore, because, like I said in the last episode, if you want to check out his blog or confessionals. It's not linked in his website menu, so you have to go to liver king.com/confessional
Unknown Speaker 44:10
Oh, it's kind of secret. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 44:12
it's a little secret. Little secret. It's
Unknown Speaker 44:14
where he's vulnerable.
Unknown Speaker 44:15
I mean, it's
Unknown Speaker 44:18
not my fault that he was being lazy and
Speaker 1 44:23
didn't fucking remove the shit off of his website. Removing the link doesn't mean that's not there anymore. Yeah, so that was the wave of King update he sets a big, strong, powerful man I would never, never, ever cross somebody like that. Never caught, never cross a man like that. All right, so that is going to wrap up our liver King update. I didn't know it was going to be a two episode thing. I'm
Speaker 2 44:58
sorry. Oh. It was fun. It was nice to hear about the barbarian lifestyle and the mysterious bloodshed that we don't know what
Speaker 1 45:11
the fuck that is. Yeah, and like the men that we'll never be able to amount to. You know, I just, I don't I'm down debating if it was a good idea or not to have, like, a tox, like, two episodes of toxic masculinity, given the
Speaker 2 45:27
be our life. So this is, we're warming up for it. This is wife. Get used to it. Wife. This
Unknown Speaker 45:35
is a real life. Get loose to it. Yeah,
Speaker 2 45:41
maybe we're just gonna turn into a bashing douche bag show, because
Speaker 1 45:45
fuck everything Yeah, because it's our show and we pay to host it, it's true until
Speaker 2 45:53
our bank accounts inevitably get taken in the next four years. Oh
Speaker 1 45:57
god, yeah. Women don't know how to be financially responsible,
Speaker 2 46:01
yeah, but maybe if they do, one of our husbands will help us keep it up, yeah,
Speaker 1 46:09
and burgundy is not very like big on me, just like not working and living at home, which is fine, I get it, but, uh, we might be forced into This, but I know that he wants me to work, so there's no way he's going. He's gonna keep fighting for my right to work, even though I don't want it.
Unknown Speaker 46:32
And of course, this is just me joking around and
Unknown Speaker 46:35
just being silly. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 46:38
Jamie and I yeah
Speaker 1 46:41
through it. Yeah, we're going through it. Lots of people going through it. Hope you guys are doing good, and we love you. We love you.
Speaker 2 46:52
We'll be back with some Thanksgiving things, even though, fuck Thanksgiving. But
Speaker 1 46:58
you know, it's coming up. So yeah, Thanksgiving is gonna be probably kind of weird this year for a lot of people, but that's wife. That's real wife. That's
Speaker 2 47:07
wife. If you're a barbarian, you handle it, yeah, if you can't do the voices,
Unknown Speaker 47:14
yeah, if you're a barbarian, uh,
Speaker 1 47:17
you can. Uh, you got wife figured out. You got it, um, and if you're a barbarian, you should subscribe to our podcast and to our Instagram. We mostly post on Instagram. You
Unknown Speaker 47:31
should also party on,
Unknown Speaker 47:33
yeah, party on fat heads