We don’t often look up to men, but when we do - it’s Stuart Semple (Anish Kapoor) annnnnd we return to a little Liver King life, BE A MAN!
We don’t often look up to men, but when we do - it’s Stuart Semple (Anish Kapoor) annnnnd we return to a little Liver King life, BE A MAN!
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Hello, hi.
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we're living in hell, but we're gonna try to bring you a fun podcast to distract from that
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All right, I'm Jamie.
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I'm Alyssa.
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Welcome to nervous laughter podcast. Welcome. Might
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be a little bit of a weird episode today. We're a little out of it.
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We're gonna try our best.
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I'm just trying to think of ways to be a fucking menace to society and fuck with shitty people. So if you have any DM us, yeah,
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let us know. Just things that you know aren't, aren't illegal. But
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yeah,
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just annoying.
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I'll do some illegal shit if it's hard to get caught in the law freaking the law,
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that's what we do here on nervous laughter. Podcast, nervous laughter. Podcast,
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yeah, whatever matters,
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yeah,
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nothing matters anymore.
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It is fall. Though,
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sounds like you have some pumpkiny things. Oh, yeah, I had a
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I had a pumpkin thing, just to continue from some of the pumpkin items Alyssa shared last week. So it's an item from heb it's called hayride bacon. Oh,
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my God, did you see it? I think I tried it one year. Oh, how. Let me read the seasoning.
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Let me know how it is. So it's hand seasoned with cinnamon, clove, nutmeg and pumpkin. Yes,
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I believe that I tried this either last year or the year before, and I didn't really care for it. Okay, yeah, because
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I was like, that sounds pretty disgusting. Yeah, I'm glad you were able to give us a first hand account. Yes, I
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remember buying it and not really liking it, but I don't remember why. Well, I mean, obviously, why, but I think it was the cinnamon that really made it weird. Yeah,
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cinnamon, not my, I don't know, just like a just thinking of putting, like, bacon and pumpkin pie, this sounds gross. So
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this sounds gross, yeah,
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it's cut thick though I love I love me a thick bacon. Oh, I've been kind
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of creeped out by pork recently. I mean, I know everybody says pigs are a dirty animal, but
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I heard this thing where, like, somebody
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lived in the country, and they asked where the bathroom was, or they were visiting someone that lived in the country, and, like, they asked where the bathroom was, and
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they were like, Oh Yeah, there's
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a bathroom over there and like, the toilet stuff, just like fell so the pigs could eat it. I don't know if that's a true story, but I mean, they'll literally eat anything, yeah, and I guess I never thought about them eating shit. So that kind of
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man, I wish I had a true crime story of people feeding people to pigs right now, because that would just be an excellent segue.
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Yeah, me too.
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It would be the anything, even people, yeah,
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like, I don't know if you remember, in the beginning of a Wizard of Oz, Dorothy starts to fall into the pig pen, and then that dude saves her. And as a kid, I was like, who cares if she falls in the pig pen? But yeah,
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hogs, hogs. That's just a little reference to any of my Joe Bub Briggs fans out there. And you know, pigs can be pretty petty, and we love petty drama here. Oh, yeah, so our boy, Stuart simple,
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who has liked one of our Instagram Stories, humble brag.
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And so, yeah, we he noticed us for a second.
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But yeah, he if you remember the
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episode where he talked about all the drama with Anish Kapoor, he has legally changed his name to Anish Kapoor on June 7, 2024 so beautiful that is now his. Name, and I didn't know
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he did, like, a project where he, like, did some
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stuff and, like signed it Anish Kapoor. I don't really know what all he's done with the name change yet. So if there's anything cool or funny, like, I don't have it right now, but bro changed his name. It's fucking awesome. I think it was like, in attempts to try to get access to that black that Anish Kapoor has. But it's also funny, because I saw some people on Instagram point out they're like, but on your paints and stuff, didn't you say that people named Anish Kapoor can't get it? And then he was like, Oh, yep, that's like, an oversight, but I can still get my paint, my paint this way, or whatever. So I don't know.
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I aspire to be like him. Yeah, he. I don't often look up to men, but when I do, it's Stewart simple, because he's the pettiest bitch alive. I love it.
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I love that quote. I don't often look up to men, but when I do Stuart simple, he is a man of the women
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he is. And
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I have someone else to talk about today that is a true
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man of the women.
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You know, liver king. Oh, my
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God,
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I briefly lived in a time where I forgot he existed. I'm sorry. Oh, I didn't mean that shitty towards you, but it's nice that he hasn't been around and yeah,
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in the well, that's how I kind of felt about Yeah, Andrew Tate. And then just recently, I'm just like, God, I'm actually remembering his name now, like, what? Not a world, not, not a world I want to live in right now.
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So I just kind of want to
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go through, I guess, just some of liver kings,
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little blogs that he posted, or he calls them confessionals, um, I don't think he has a direct link to it on his website anymore, because he kind of changed it. So if you want to see them, you have to go to liver King com slash confessionals, um, because he doesn't Yeah, or slash confessional singular, um because yeah, he doesn't have like, a direct link from his menu or anything, so you have to just know the direct link.
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So
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I guess I'll just mention liver King has an eye injury, and so that will be, like a part of these updates that I'm reading. Well, it's, it's funny how it happens. He doesn't say until, like later in the things, I think you're gonna like it, but yeah, this one is called liver King confirms attack related to eye injury. Russell's alligator works with Shaman. I'm not a social media influencer. In response to comments on holding his wife hostage. I don't know if there was, like, a serious thing about holding his wife hostage. I think this is just reference to, I've seen a lot of comments, yeah, in his videos that are like, you know, it looks like your wife is being held hostage or doesn't want to be there. So we start off this blog with a definition of primal. It's a noun pronounced PRI mole, primal and um, original. First version, wild, undomesticated, a wild beast. Our truest form. It's fairy nature, liver King. Or it's like, you know, dash liver King, like, he made that definition, okay, but, yeah, like nature. It's very nature. Liver King, um, this past week was filled with doctor visits related to the eye. Liver queen, by my side. The entire time the doctor said X, Y and Z. When l, K pressed hard enough, one said there's a point 0001, chance. That's all I needed.
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Liver kings, four. I
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just need a small chance. Oh, yeah. And then there's like, a picture of them, like, all muscly, but it's like, highly edited, so there's, like, a lot of contrast, and it just looks really gross and detailed. Um liver kings, four roles start with why. When you know your why in the world, winning is a foreign foregone conclusion. All you got to do is sort the how and the what. That's the easy part, to find your highest leverage rules no more than four assign a profound why to each take a massive fucking action. Fire, fire, fire, aim. Don't you want to aim? Yeah, I always just shoot before I aim or think I'm second.
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Had an embarrassment right now? Yes.
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So here take action to execute. Here are mine, dominant man. It's my biological imperative, and it amplifies my value to impact my role on others. This week, instead of crushing myself with workouts, I asked for prayers and blessings to heal my eye. Thank you to all the primals out there who sent the love. Right after that, I got my Mayan shaman to lead us in ceremony. Then I went and squatted a heavy as fuck load earned
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speechless. So yeah, he's a lot in a little
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couple sentence.
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Another one of his the second of his fours is dominant. Dad.
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Don't like that.
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No.
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To affirm my boys with the depths of challenge, worth and potential, so that one day they come to believe themselves as self made kings. This week, I summarize our celebration finding our words while sipping McAllen strikers barbarian. I don't know what a McAllen is, and I striker. I think strikers is kid's name for saying striker is a barbarian.
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I don't know what the mcallens is, but they sound good.
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Wait, McAllen,
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yeah, M, A, C, A, L, L, E, N,
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we got McAllen whiskey. Yeah.
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The thing I'm seeing is just like, why is McAllen so expensive? Maybe it's just a brand of whiskey,
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underage kid booze.
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That's what I'm kind of wondering.
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Huh, interesting? Well, I
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probably can't hurt if your dad's like, probably need it to
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become like a drunk by the time you're 10.
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You're like drunk and like squatting like 250
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um, third of the fourth as dominant husband, yeah, my complimentary opposite, the balance to my blade, my lioness, my soul mate. She makes me whole and gives me my edge. This week, I detail my feelings and set the record straight. Is liver King really held
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hostage? I hostage. I don't know if he elaborates.
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Yeah, he does elaborate more on it a little bit later. Oh, good. And then dominant CEO, because 4000 a day kill themselves, and there's something we can goddamn do about it this week.
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It's funny that he's still on that 4000 a day. Kill them. So, yeah,
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yeah.
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What are you really doing to fix that? Yeah, he's
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selling supplements and stuff. He's not doing anything. It's just like, Gypsy Rose being like, I'm an advocate, and she's just like, doing her fucking makeup on Tiktok. Like, no, you're just a fucking dumb ass murdering bitch she
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is. Oh,
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I don't quite know it's interesting, though. I I joined a few groups, and there's like, so many people that, like, don't think she's actually pregnant. Oh, and just, there's a lot of drama in that world that I just can't keep up with,
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with everything else I have going on in my life, but I so bad want to this. Ai from Google says she's 20 weeks. So let's see. She announced her pregnancy July 9 and said she was 11. Oh, okay. The baby is due in January 2025, okay, I thought I was gonna have to try to do math for a second. Sorry. I got stressed. Not today. Zach Galifianakis, like all the numbers floating on, um,
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yeah. So there's a lot of Gypsy Rose drama. Maybe we, maybe I can compile like a cringe thing of all that one day.
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But she should honestly, like, I know
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there was a brief moment where I was kind of a Gypsy Rose supporter. I admit I fell for all the things put out. But pretty quickly after I was like, fuck this. Yeah, I
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feel like if she was,
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I feel like she just should have left jail and lived her life. And yeah, not. I feel like making a small
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public appearances was okay, but I don't think she should have kept going on podcasts and shows. I agree. Yeah. Should have just makes it a little weird, lived her life, yeah, but yeah, I see stuff about her, like breaking parole and all this other kind of shit. So a bunch of people are like, she's gonna have a baby in jail. But, you know, we'll see what happens. She has some weird kind of star power now. And it kind of annoys me, because I a lot of people are using that as justification for the Menendez brothers to be released from jail. And
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I'm like, I haven't really, Fuck no,
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I'm interested to watch that duck or that lifetime movie. Is it lifetime? Oh,
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it might have been. I watched a movie on it, and I feel like it really makes you try to sympathize with the brothers. I'm like, I don't like
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that. Well, the thing that I heard was, you know, that the dad was, like, sexually abusing them a lot, which, I don't know enough about it, but I'm like, if that's true, yeah, fucking kill your dad, yeah. But I don't know. Never heard a
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lot of stuff that was, like, that was lies. So, like, I don't know. I feel like I'd have to dive into the case, like, my for myself to, like, read and I guess, make those decisions, yeah, because they're like, Yeah, that's just, like, a defense that they built, but it's lies. But okay, I don't know. I could also be wrong. I mean, there's obviously different sides, and I don't know. I don't know what's I need to read it for myself. Yeah, I
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don't really know either. Um, if anyone
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has a trustworthy source on these kinds of things, let us know. Because, yeah, it's a lot to dive into.
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It is,
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um, okay? Back
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to, I guess, liver King being a dominant CEO. Sorry, it was like a weird episode, and we mean to, like, jump into all the
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legal stuff about people. What do they call? It? Parental side? I um, sorry, where
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is I got I'm not CEO, okay, yeah, four, 4000 people a day kill themselves. When he talks about that, he usually says men. So in my brain, this is in the context of 4000 men a day kill themselves. That doesn't quite feel accurate, that seems like a really high number. Like, if that, if that number was accurate, I feel like Donald Trump wouldn't be in office right now. Like, come on.
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Yeah. But anyway, this
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week, I highlighted precisely how we're casting the liver king size net, getting the message out by means, any means necessary, and working hard as fuck to deliver on 126 ways. Welcome to the way of barbarian. 126 ways to be a fucking man. Under 26 ways to take whatever the fuck you want in life, to always stack the deck, dominate and win at life. So yeah, he's telling I feel like that's not a way to reach men is like, take things, yeah, fit this box of 126 things to become a man that's not gonna, that's not gonna help people with their self esteem and depression issues,
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yeah.
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But liver
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King confirms eye attack. Okay, good. Uh. Primals want to know and keep asking about the eye. All right, all right. Enough. Liver king here to give insight. Yes, I sustained strikes, got knocked out, got concussed, got taken by an ambulance to the hospital. Oh, my God, eye injuries. Who
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was the lucky person?
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I'll reveal that later. Oh, okay. He actually, like, has a separate blog about, about, like, what happened? Okay. To reiterate, I couldn't be in a better place. No hyperbole in whatever the outcome. Everything in life is a gift, and I received many of them through the process. He talks about visiting a shaman to help heal his eye. Do you want to I can read about that. Sure. Ancestral tenet eight is fight. I ain't going down with that one, having said that I'm using all technologies possible, new and old, to help heal the the liver King shaman led to led a cacao ceremony one night and focused all blessings and healing and a mushroom ceremony the next, with a focus on me, me, me. I don't know what mushroom ceremony is, but I assume he's
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taken shrooms, I guess. Yeah. They're
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like tripping balls together, like talking about his eye. Yeah,
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I love to say that, because the truth is, I don't receive very well, trying my best to lean into that and have fun with it. I don't know if I'm gonna be reading like all the blogs, but there was a few points in here where it was like, he was, like, accepting that he's like, I don't know, like a person, like a human being. I don't know there's, there's like, some points of like reflection, just very minor that I felt like I came across.
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I feel like any
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reflections he had about life. I feel like I very easily could have had those when I was 12 years old. Oh,
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yeah, yeah. It's like, lives just,
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it's hard, yeah,
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I've had some guys come up to
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me and they're like, yeah. It's like, I've never just, like, thought that, like, what? Like other people
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in the store, like, you know, they might have cancer or something. Yeah, I'm just like, yeah, what? What do you mean? You You've never fucking thought of that before. You're 25
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Yeah, it's just wild when people tell me that stuff and I'm just like, wow, I'm not. I don't feel like I'm an advanced person. But yeah, what
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if you talk to the right people, you'll feel like a fucking genius.
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Yeah, to quote Donald Trump, I hate the less educated. Yeah,
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I thought he loved them. Oh, I'm sorry.
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I love the less educated. Yeah, I
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misspoke. I'm sorry. I don't know what I say, because I'm a woman,
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you need someone to make decisions for you, for sure, yeah?
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Like liver king, he has those 126
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I can try to use.
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He says, I, oh, wait, oh, this
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is from a quote from the liver son, oh, yeah, his his son, okay, yes, his son, striker, the one he drinks whiskey with, that might be underage, you know? Yeah, I pray that your eye heals and I'm grateful for you. Oh, wait, should I read this more of a kid? I pray that your eyes, whoever Daddy, I pray that your eyes heals and I'm grateful for you showing and teaching us how to be strong and positive, especially with something seemingly so bad happens in life.
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You know, I do hope that they grow up to be
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okay, dudes, my
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queen and my boys all gave me blessings and healings, and I couldn't be more fulfilled. That's nice. It's nice to see a family come together and
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that and
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also hold your wife hostage. Liver Kingdom dresses holding wife hostage.
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He says, common criticism,
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it looks like she's being forced, like she's being held hostage. And then he says, Yes, I 100% hold my liver Queen hostage there. I've said it. If there's something so goddamn special in your life, something that makes you better in every conceivable way, something that you hold so so near and dear to your heart, why wouldn't you hold it hostage to endlessly sacrifice, to become what is required of oneself so it never wants to leave or chooses not to escape.
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What isn't that like?
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What is it called
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Stockholm Syndrome? Yeah,
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that's so cute and romantic. It's like Beauty and the Beast, beautiful
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love story.
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If there's something, oh, I was gonna start reading it like a whatever. I'll do that he's like a little fishy girl. If more of us held a similar position on relationship, there might be less divorce. You attract your complimentary opposite. So if you want a 10, you have to create internal value in yourself so that you're a 10 two. Honestly, nice to hear a guy say that, because there's a lot of guys that are like,
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lazy, sloppy as fuck, jobless, yeah.
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Trolls, they're like Tim, yeah. So I'll give
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them a little credit there.
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Sure if you want a two, remain a two so on fourth,
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uh Oh yeah. And just, I'm not
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supporting liver king by saying I'm giving him a tiny bit of kudos for that. No, we don't think he's, like, great. Like, yeah, refreshing to
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hear. Not be totally off. Forward. Starting with or
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at least if the second character he's portrays, it's a dick and he's doing a great job at making people not like
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him. I don't know who said that it was okay to make
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a good first impression. Do a few dates get engaged, maintain the figure, even lose a few pounds for the wedding and then gain five pounds a year in perpetuity. One day, okay, you end up waking up next to a beast of a being, someone you still love, but something but you no longer lust. Un fucking acceptable. Oh, okay, yeah, I felt it's kind of like, okay, you know, I don't mind just growing old and sloppy with someone you must want to fuck all the time. That's
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why you eat ox dicks. The
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respective parties are now drawn to what they deem as attractive outside of the marriage, this is dangerous. You fucking owe it to yourself and your complimentary opposite to express your highest and most dominant physical form, from one year to 100 wait from year one to 100
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put that at the center of your marriage, because you earn life,
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wife and sex life you behold.
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It's just like you build your own life. Cool,
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very intelligent, liver King, yes, so
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stay sexy, not to sound like
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my favorite murder,
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yeah, stay sexy, and then he talks about his weight and stuff. So I'm not gonna like care about that stuff.
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So his next blog is from October 1, 2023
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23 Liver. Liver King details eye injury, confirms brain damage with EEG drinks a bottle of maple syrup on a dare liver King chef attempts barbarian and liver nerds talk shit. Current weight 192 pounds. That's the whole title.
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That's the title. That's
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the whole title.
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That's like a paragraph.
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I know, I know.
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I guess he just,
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he does a blog, like, wait, that was like six September, yeah, maybe, like a month apart. So I guess he's just got a lot going on a month.
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It's been a crazy liver month. Y'all got
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a lot of updates. So he talks about his four roles again,
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who cares? And gives a fun yeah, we
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get that you're a dominant man, dominant dad, dominant husband, dominant CEO. Wow, you're so have it all, dominant. Such a man. Um, I feel like I have to get my man voice for this one, though
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liver King reveals who knocked him out. Oh, yeah,
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yes, I almost forgot. Okay,
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there's a video here, so I think I actually didn't watch it. So I'm stupid, but I'm pretty sure he tells you what happened, so I'm just gonna
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play that for you. Okay, sweet. Oh my God,
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I wish this was me.
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Now, everybody wants to know who knocked me out. Well, there's no better person to tell a story than the person who knocked me out. I knocked me out. I know it's so embarrassing, I'm gonna show you how I did it. So note the safety glasses. I'm doing faith pools with double reds, and I have them around a doorknob. Boom, boom, boom, snap. It comes off the anchor point. Both of them, four, impacts two fists to head, bands right into the eye and then head to floor, out fucking cold. That's how I did a dump around myself. And I know I can't believe I'm telling this story. It is pretty serious, though I really can lose the eye, so I'm gonna continue to ask for the blessings, the love and the support. But I'm also hoping, in the process, we can share in a good laugh. Is what happened.
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So, yeah, liver King knocked himself out with a fucking exercise band that snapped back.
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This reminds me of, I don't know if this was popular in Mississippi or if this was the Texas thing, since Walker, Texas Ranger and like, Chuck Norris was
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big here,
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but you know, there were, like,
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those Chuck Norris jokes that were like talking about how badass he was,
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like, worldwide, okay, okay, I
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wasn't sure, but no, I
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got the feeling of that too.
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It's actually a great joke, and I do like that he. He came forward with what happened and made a video. Yeah, about it. I feel like it. I feel like it helps him take some self a little less seriously, maybe, yeah. And this is kind of where I felt like I started to see, I mean,
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not like a full person change,
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but he has, like, some small personality, yeah, it's like this kind of humbled him a little bit, yeah. So maybe there's hope for liver King, um,
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but yeah. He says, Uh, but
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yeah. Basically what you're saying with the Chuck Norris jokes. It says, turns out only liver King is strong enough to knock self out, concuss, kill brain tissue. Imagine what I could do to a lesser primal that feels fun and funny, like I feel like he's starting to become a person in this moment.
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It's like I had a near death experience
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now by myself. Like, what this is gonna be my own fault. I'm a man though. Yes, it's embarrassing as fuck. Yes, it's serious as fuck. Yes, I'm dealing with a host of issues related to concussion, brain and eye, good,
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liver, King brain damage.
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And I'll show you, there's a video for that. I'll show you in a second too. Oh no, I'll
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just, I'll just read, um, lingering symptoms of concussion and two neurologists, two EEGs later, it appears the brain isn't firing in synchronicity and is behaving like a traumatic brain injury. Oh, my God. And then, yeah, he says, Good.
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I'll take different, uh, reserve. Wait, that
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doesn't wait. I'll,
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I'll take different reserve and overcome. I think that's supposed to be different word, but
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my brain can't click with what it is
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that this says reserve, right? I'll take
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different reserve and overcome.
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My brain cannot make sense of that. I'll take different reserve and overcome. Yeah, that seems like it should be another word, yeah.
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Okay, good.
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It's not just me. I feel hopefully no one listening is like, you fucking idiot.
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You guys are dumb as fuck.
Unknown Speaker 32:23
Maybe you can use reserve in that context all the time.
Speaker 1 32:26
Doesn't make sense. Maybe we need to eat some raw boa constrictor or something to understand. Maybe we need fucking brain damage.
Speaker 2 32:39
Good. I need that. Maybe a little, maybe a little brain damage, will do liver King good. I could see brain damage doing good for other people. And obviously I'm joking. I'm being a bitch. It's a show.
Unknown Speaker 32:52
It's a show.
Speaker 2 32:55
The good news is that they say I have an elite brain. Said that.
Unknown Speaker 33:03
Sorry to yell, but no one said that. No
Speaker 2 33:06
neurologist came in, looked at your scans and flipped their little papers and was like, I just got to say your
Unknown Speaker 33:14
belief brain. Oh.
Speaker 2 33:27
He says, firing my alpha waves at 13 hertz per second, while the average is eight to nine Hertz. Gotta get all synced up so that it fires and wires from back to front on it. And then there's a video of him with his little
Unknown Speaker 33:47
brain trauma helmet
Speaker 2 33:48
on, or maybe this is for a scan. I don't know. I'm not a medical professional, but I do know no one fucking said his brain was
Unknown Speaker 33:57
elite. No one said that ever
Speaker 5 34:01
living here. I'm doing an EEG, an electroencephalogram to measure my alpha waves. And this is the third one that we're doing. Because my alpha waves were so strong it broke the previous two machines. So they had to go get the same one that they used on Thanos. It worked for him. Let's see if it works for Levi King. Living King at Yeah.
Speaker 2 34:24
So you can see he here, he's being fun a little bit. I mean, he's fun. They have to use the one that Thanos you. I mean, yeah, he's just playing it up and being fun. And that one, I feel like maybe he had a true moment of reflection, I almost feel like it's so weird. It
Speaker 1 34:44
is weird. I feel like I'm not in the right head space to be able to be happy for him, though. I'm just like,
Speaker 2 34:51
fuck you. Oh yeah, I'm sorry if I'm getting like, giggly. So I'm not like, happy for him. I'm just like, this is weird for him to be showing. This, maybe brain injury softened him up. I don't know. It's weird.
Speaker 1 35:04
No, usually I would be happy about this and be like, well, maybe he'll be less of a tool, but him saying he is an elite brain, I'm just like, I'm so angry at you still, sir. Yeah, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 35:18
Elite brain
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again. Like I do understand
Speaker 2 35:23
people do characters and stuff. I feel like liver King was I feel like he did not start as a I feel like he was serious until Super recently.
Speaker 1 35:32
I really don't know. Maybe not, yeah, I don't know what to think.
Speaker 2 35:35
Maybe I'm just falling for the liver magic, for the liver King. Maybe I'm hostage now. Maybe I try to be too hopeful for people. That's my that's my weakness.
Unknown Speaker 35:50
I care too much. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 35:52
I give people too many chances.
Speaker 2 35:57
October 14, he made another update. Liver kings, last eye update, medical records. Liver King not looking so good, sick or dying.
Unknown Speaker 36:07
That's the title,
Speaker 2 36:11
going to liver heaven. And he mentions his like four little things again about being dominant and but this time he has like little pictures. So it's like, dominant man, and it's just like an oversaturated picture of him that looks gross. Uh, dominant father, him and his son holding guns. Uh, dominant husband, him and liver queen, just hostage. Look, yeah, holding hostage. And then dominant CEO. He's just like, happy on a podcast that's us. That's um, so his eye injury updates, uh, September 24 I confess the following, yes, I sustained, sustained strikes, got knocked out, got concussed, got taken by an ambulance to hospital and got eye injuries. Good, liver King. Liver King eye surgeon remarked that you're going to lose the eye. It's destroyed, going to require multiple surgeries, still going to lose central vision and face recurrent surgeries every couple years, still might not recover vision. October 1, I detailed this. Turns out only liver King is strong enough to knock stuff out, concuss, kill brain tissue.
Unknown Speaker 37:25
Imagine when you do score a lesser prime, uh,
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liver King, if you're being serious,
Speaker 4 37:33
I hate you. If you're being a character, I hate you a tiny bit less. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 37:38
yeah, fair,
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um,
Unknown Speaker 37:46
I guess where I'm just stuck at with the character thing is, like,
Speaker 1 37:48
there's there, there's Dick characters. Like,
Speaker 2 37:51
I don't know, you probably don't know, but like, there's a streamer called Tyler one. He's just, like, the biggest fucking characterized League of Legends streamer, and he just acts like a like, meathead, douchey person, but he's so fucking funny. And it's a character. I mean, everyone knows it's a character and stuff, but it's just so fucking funny. So I just sometimes I'm just wondering if I'm not understanding some people being a character, but I don't think this is the case.
Unknown Speaker 38:22
But yeah, um,
Unknown Speaker 38:27
but yeah, it was, I don't know. Um,
Speaker 2 38:31
if you know if liver King's characterized or not, let me know. I know he is to an extent. But, like, if I meet liver king as a real person, yeah,
Unknown Speaker 38:39
is it gonna be like? How much of it is gonna be
Unknown Speaker 38:42
normal? Yeah,
Speaker 2 38:46
um, liver King eye surgeon informs that it's too bloodied and deranged to assess to us, deranged,
Speaker 1 38:54
the right word deranged? I thought deranged was crazy or kind of,
Speaker 2 39:02
let's see adjective someone is unable to think or act normal. Yeah, I guess it could work crazy or insane. I guess he could just be meaning that as like, wow, boy.
Unknown Speaker 39:22
Um. So, yeah,
Speaker 2 39:23
his eyes deranged. Now it's too deranged to assess the and maintains initial prognosis despite the practical and pessimistic outlook. I know that anything is possible, and just with the right amount of fight, we'll take it or we'll get it all healed up. And he made a little post on a Twitter that he shared. That's a part of his post too. Says a you'll never guess who did it, or perhaps you will. I mean, who else is capable of sending a goddamn barbarian to the floor? I'll tell you. Now, a few modern day men would have what it takes. Meanwhile, a doorknob and some bands are totally capable, trust me, I would know. I wish. I wish the story was more heroic, but it's not. It's a case of liver King getting to fucking work, perhaps getting too creative for my own good, I give you permission to laugh at my expense, so long as you learn from the lesson here, even the liver king isn't invisible. So stay humble, or watch out something will do the job for you
Speaker 1 40:35
again. This is like something that when I was 12, yeah, like something will kill me one day or take me out. Very simple, yeah, yeah, be humble. Bitch is realizing this is a 40 year old man, like, I will die one day. Something will happen to me and I will die one day. I'm 45 years old, and it's wild, and
Unknown Speaker 40:58
things might not go my way. I
Speaker 4 41:00
October 12,
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the eye surgeon says, Don't get your hopes up, but
Unknown Speaker 41:13
anatomies appear to be reattaching,
Speaker 2 41:15
even healing. Oh, yeah, so I still is going good,
Speaker 4 41:20
go, goes. Think that's a mistake. Uh, he goes
Speaker 2 41:25
on to explain how ocular injuries can form a barrier around the irreparable parts and continue to heal, but he's never seen it happen in his 30 years of experience
Unknown Speaker 41:37
the liver care, which is elite brain, uh,
Speaker 2 41:41
instructs me to wear eye patch 5050, so that the seeing instruments and mechanisms of the right eye don't go into hibernation on October 18. Liver King eye surgeon can hardly believe it. The retina has healed and reattached almost completely. Let me get a Yeah, yeah. Boy,
Unknown Speaker 42:02
does it really say that yes?
Unknown Speaker 42:04
Do you see the big capital letters,
Unknown Speaker 42:07
Outlook caps, yeah, yeah. Boy, yeah, yeah. Boy,
Unknown Speaker 42:12
get the eyesight back.
Speaker 2 42:17
He goes on to say that there remains an area where the blood is blocking optics to us to assess. He's worried it may not be attached in this bloodied compartment, so he's recommending a laser barricade and Cairo procedure to ensure this area doesn't tear like wet tissue paper. Once I start moving without
Unknown Speaker 42:37
restrictions, yeah,
Speaker 4 42:40
after we weld and freeze, we can work on the tears,
Speaker 2 42:46
on visual obstructions, liver King eye surgeon,
Unknown Speaker 42:49
he's gonna learn how to cry again. And
Speaker 2 42:57
now 26 he gets eye surgery. After it heals up, we'll focus on corrective procedure and regain full vision strength in the right eye. And there's a picture of him. It kind of looks like, actually, he's like, at a spa, um,
Unknown Speaker 43:14
and then he, uh, he also shares his uh,
Speaker 2 43:19
eye injury records. So if anyone wants to see the pictures of it, like the X rays and stuff,
Unknown Speaker 43:28
I don't really know what to just describe it to look like. I
Unknown Speaker 43:31
mean, it just looks like the inside of an eyeball.
Speaker 1 43:33
It looks like a weird sunset or something. Yeah, it does. And
Unknown Speaker 43:37
you can see his eyelashes in a couple, so it's like,
Unknown Speaker 43:40
I don't know, kind of weird. It's
Unknown Speaker 43:43
inspiring to me.
Speaker 2 43:47
So I guess, I guess, just like a full rundown on what the injury was. Trauma to right eye, severe.
Unknown Speaker 43:54
Iris has
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sphincter tears, tears.
Speaker 2 44:01
Iris has fingered tears and angle recession. Retinal detachment has exactly
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hemorrhage, hemorrhage
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components for lubricating.
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Retinal detachment
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has
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pregnant to Gene. You
Speaker 2 44:19
know, I'm just not gonna read this part because I got fucked up. Because
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I got fucked up. Gene,
Speaker 1 44:28
do it? I just laughing at whatever that word is, reggamato. Gene, Reg
Speaker 2 44:33
R, H, E, G, M, A, T, O, G, E, N, O, U, S, regimen to genus regimen. Thomas.
Unknown Speaker 44:48
So, yeah. So then they just, he just goes on to, like, talk about
Unknown Speaker 44:53
how they do stuff for healing as I
Speaker 2 44:56
and then there's a section that says, liver King, not looking so. Good, sick or dying, accusations, gossip and rumors abound. Liver King not looking so good. Is liver King sick or dying? Liver King hooked up Jamie, oh, my god, listeners. Is he dying? He looks sickly. Looks like a pirate, uh. Liver King hooked up to AB and plant machine. What I don't know what that is. Um, serious. Liver King inbound to address and set the record straight. Liver King, not looking so good. A, that's just my way of leveling the playing field for everyone else. B, not looking so good as a disguise I wear. Oh. C, not looking good, or not looking so good is yet another way to challenge myself.
Unknown Speaker 45:52
D, all of the above,
Speaker 2 45:56
liver King, sick or dying. A, that's just my Oh, wait, wait,
Unknown Speaker 46:00
why is he? He just says the same shit again.
Unknown Speaker 46:05
What? He made an editing error on his blog. Yeah,
Speaker 2 46:08
but it's weird, because they have different titles. It was like he meant to do
Unknown Speaker 46:14
bro bros. Brain Damage is showing.
Unknown Speaker 46:18
It's always shown, though a little bit.
Speaker 2 46:24
Liver King hooked up to the AB implant machine. Does liver King have AB implants? How much did they cost? When did he get them? Liver King, before and after AB implants? Everything you want to know and more about the liver King AB implants, and then it's just a link to how to get a six pack in one day, liver King AB implants in the centerpie Six Pack system. So it just links to, like, another
Unknown Speaker 46:50
blog that, like,
Unknown Speaker 46:53
advertises his stuff, I
Speaker 2 46:55
guess, or maybe he does get implants. I didn't read that whole fucking article our blog, because it's so long, I will
Speaker 1 47:03
say he did look a little extra freakish in that picture he showed me. I mean, I
Unknown Speaker 47:08
don't want to body shame anybody, but
Unknown Speaker 47:13
he doesn't look right,
Speaker 1 47:14
yeah, yeah, something that looks off yeah,
Speaker 2 47:19
and not Yeah, the abs really don't look correct.
Speaker 4 47:25
There it, yeah, yeah.
Unknown Speaker 47:31
So, yeah, maybe I'll read that one later and get back
Unknown Speaker 47:37
liver King concussion update. Brain Damage issues,
Speaker 2 47:41
lingering symptoms of concussion are tough, word finding difficulties, fractured sleep, mood, mood, memory, drive and determination need some love. My usual liver King, level 10, intensity, that was my default mode. I really have to work at I remind myself, why anchor light the fuck up and it's fucking on, completed another EEG today, and doing several novel Model T's modalities to get smart.
Unknown Speaker 48:14
And then he just
Speaker 2 48:17
does some spear throwing and stuff, a part that says, lower King taking killing from distance. How's the eye? And it's like spears, and it's pictures of him, like throwing a spear, axes, pictures of him throwing axes, pistols, a picture of him shooting pistols. Oh,
Unknown Speaker 48:34
you're gonna say throwing a pistol.
Speaker 2 48:41
He says, Don't ask me how I managed to shoot on target. I attempted three different custom built pistols with optics. Turns out I can see three radicals with both eyes open. There should probably only be one. I also want to say that it's just pictures that he posted of this, and not videos. So whether or not he actually hit the target? Is a pretty debate.
Speaker 3 49:04
We realized later that they were videos. He does hit targets, but seems pretty close.
Speaker 2 49:09
Liver King steals mama eggs, salmonella. What this is such a weird blog. Comments all over social media about the chicken shit on the eggs, salmonella on the egg. Aren't you afraid of getting sick? Which I reply, I am, liver King. Salmonella is afraid of me. Liver King eats sunscreen. And then there's a picture of him just lathered completely in sunscreen, like very thick. If you can't eat your sunscreen, it might not be so good to put on your largest organ. Kind of actually fair to bait. That's true. Truth is, I love the sun. It loves me back. I never wear sunscreen because I eat my sunscreen. I eat nourishing foods rich in antioxidants that protect my skin from UV damage so I don't burn. Turn Okay, tell your fucking dermatologist that, yeah,
Speaker 1 50:05
he looks a little sun damaged. Yeah,
Speaker 2 50:09
I Yeah, totally, he does look sun damaged. Secondly, I get up early. I get up early morning, every sun, every day, to signal to my skin to up regulate protective mechanisms for the sunny day to skin barrier activate ready to take all the day.
Unknown Speaker 50:35
Saying, thirdly,
Speaker 2 50:37
I never, and I mean never wear sunglasses, which prevents our ability to recognize strong sun, and consequently we can't. People say, regulate protection. We don't burn
Speaker 1 50:50
hard. No for me, yeah, I could wear sunglasses inside right now and it's dark in the street. Yeah, I
Speaker 2 50:57
know. I stupid last if I've been in the sun for several hours on the strongest UV days, close to the equator, and I sense that I might be pushing my limit, I simply use some common sense and get into the shade. God, there's
Unknown Speaker 51:18
so much more. Hold on. Let me see what time we're at.
Speaker 2 51:22
Okay, so been going on for liver king for a bit, and this episode's getting a little long, so I think we're going to break this off here and move into a second episode. So
Unknown Speaker 51:36
put
Speaker 1 51:38
down your ear guards, because we're done talking, yeah, activate
Unknown Speaker 51:42
your
Speaker 2 51:43
your skin UV barrier, and get out in the sun and be a
Unknown Speaker 51:47
man. It's true. Be a man.
Speaker 1 51:51
It's a great time for men right now. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2 51:54
a great time to be a older white man. You
Unknown Speaker 52:01
Ever wish you were born in a different body?
Unknown Speaker 52:06
All right? Well, we love you fat heads as much as the liver. King loves the sun,
Speaker 1 52:09
yes, and is hostage, yeah, his wife that's held hostage and his possible alcoholic child, son,
Unknown Speaker 52:21
I hope we brightened your day with all of this.
Speaker 2 52:26
Listen to the next episode peace berm out by my
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party on my