The ladies open with a little cat love and reminiscing about DVD menus before jumping into a creepy tale from Florida and some CREEPYPASTA!!!
The ladies open with a little cat love and reminiscing about DVD menus before jumping into a creepy tale from Florida and some CREEPYPASTA!!!
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Speaker 1 0:00
So Jamie, I know you're like me and that you'll just sit there and talk to your cats. Yes. So I was sitting there the other day petting Artemis, and I told her, I just love how your little bones feel. And George over her mains like that is so creepy.
Speaker 2 0:42
I I don't think it's creepy. I
Unknown Speaker 0:48
think it's cute. Thank
Speaker 1 0:49
you. That's what I said, Yeah.
Speaker 3 0:52
And like, how we were talking about, like, a little little their little kitty organs just looking so cute. And I did mention that to Brandon. I was, I was like, I don't know if it sounds weird, but like, when
Unknown Speaker 1:04
I saw the X ray, when I took Diablo in,
Speaker 3 1:06
I just, I started to just giggle a little bit, because it was just so cute. And he was like, Yeah, I know what you mean. So I was like, okay, that might be like a normal thing. Okay, thanks. Yeah, I think bones, organs, they're all make your little guy go, Oh,
Speaker 1 1:21
we're both looking at my cat, olive right now, and like, she just, she has a little heart and little intestines, little bones. But I love their back legs, because, you know how they're kind of like that weird shape, yeah, how they're it's not just like a straight leg at our like, ours, it like goes back and then goes forward. That's like, the bone part I was feeling and, oh, I just love it.
Speaker 3 1:47
I love our, their little, uh, doesn't say hand bones, little claws. Yes, so cute.
Speaker 1 1:57
And we love feeling your bones as well. Yeah. Um,
Unknown Speaker 2:03
I'm Jamie.
Speaker 1 2:04
I'm Alyssa. And then this is nervous laughter podcast. And, uh, you know, show us your bones. Show us your bones, not boners, regular bones, just, just, yeah, just
Speaker 3 2:16
the regular bones. Let us feel them. Um, I hope your bones are feeling good today.
Speaker 1 2:21
I hope so we have a spooky Halloween episode for you.
Unknown Speaker 2:30
That was us. It's not a
Speaker 1 2:31
ghost. It's not a real ghost, but I don't know, maybe a real ghost will pop up at some point. I have a little religious slash Halloween video that I saw. Oh, okay, and I saw it a while back, so I kind of forgot what's in it, so I'm gonna play that for you. Okay, fun.
Speaker 4 2:57
It's not easy being a jack lantern. First of all, you get cut from the vine. The next thing you know, somebody scooping out your insides and sticking a lot down inside.
Unknown Speaker 3:09
That's kind of like being a child of God. I
Speaker 4 3:10
don't understand all what in the world are you talking about?
Speaker 5 3:15
First of all, Gordie God picks us, he pulls all the junk out of us, puts a lot down on the inside and carves a new smile on our face. So Gordy, it's a wonderful thing to be a jack o lantern. Wow.
Speaker 4 3:27
On second thought, I sure am glad I jack o lantern
Unknown Speaker 3:31
me and Sue Gordy
Speaker 5 3:32
folks, thanks for coming to Burt's farm, and if you need any help, just ask. Wow. Autumn. Wow.
Speaker 3 3:42
Well, I like that. They did definitely include a creepiness in the Halloween aspect there, yeah,
Speaker 1 3:52
with carving a smile on your face, that part was very creepy, yeah?
Unknown Speaker 3:57
And then
Speaker 3 4:01
they could have just stopped that like he picks us and puts a light inside of us. Button carves a light on
Unknown Speaker 4:08
your scoop out the inside,
Speaker 3 4:11
and he'll carve a smile on that face, just like
Speaker 1 4:15
the Joker would. Oh my gosh, I told you. But, uh, listeners, if you're gonna go see the Joker movie and theater, yeah, just don't wait. Wait till it's streaming. It's, it's not worth the money in any way, shape or form, yeah?
Speaker 3 4:36
And because you said not even in like, a fun, bad way, it was just yeah,
Speaker 1 4:41
like, I, I had heard it had bad reviews, but I kind of just take that, take reviews with a grain of salt.
Unknown Speaker 4:51
Yeah, it fucking sucks.
Speaker 3 4:54
Yeah, I, I've only heard bad things about So, pardon me. Is. Like, I just want to know, maybe just No,
Unknown Speaker 5:03
everything is bad.
Speaker 3 5:07
Yeah, because I started, like, I had a, I was talking to you about this too. I had a similar experience with a spiral. It's like a salt chapter, whatever so bad came out. I think like 2020, or 2021, oh, okay, so not good worries. And it's like, uh, Chris rocks in it. And I was like, Oh, it might be cool to see him in more of, like, a dramatic kind of role. But, um, it was like, Okay. It was like, here's what it was. They're like, Hey, we have a saw license that we can save to make the movie, and then we have a lot of money we can put into Chris Rock and Samuel Jackson, and that's all they cared about. And it's like they tried to use them as, like funny parts and stuff, because, you know, Chris Rock, he gets serious, but then he says some Chris Rock thing, and it makes like a Chris rock face and stuff, just how it's it just makes it funny. I'm like, come on, like this just doesn't feel like the movie. For for that, it felt more forced in the movie, yeah, but yeah. Long story short, it just it wasn't good. I thought that it would maybe be a fun bad, because it's saw, but yeah, it, the only way it relates to saw is they were like, Oh, this might be a copycat killer saw. And that was literally, it really, yeah,
Unknown Speaker 6:33
wow, yeah.
Speaker 3 6:36
I mean, in the copy chat, person tries to do copy catty things, but it's like, not, I don't know, just it's really bad. So, yeah, don't watch either of those movies for Halloween if you're planning to. Yeah, that sucks. Yeah, just watch the substance. It's actually gonna be dropping. Yeah, I can't wait to watch that again. It's releasing on Halloween day. Okay, only on gonna be streaming on Mubi, but Mubi also has a seven day free trial. Oh, so do that and set a reminder on your phone to cancel the trial. Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1 7:12
I want to get the DVD because I want to watch the How they did all the makeup, different stuff.
Unknown Speaker 7:18
Yes, that's a good idea. Yeah, I
Speaker 3 7:21
haven't, um, man, World of DVDs. I have not been like in that in a long time. Yeah,
Speaker 1 7:29
I've always kept mine. I mean, like, I've thinned out my collection a little bit, but I've started getting back into to getting physical media, because you never know, like, like, spice world, it wasn't streaming.
Speaker 3 7:47
Was okay. Sorry. This was gonna kind of derail from, I guess, the topic of the podcast a little bit. But um, did you have like, a favorite, like, DVD, like menu and stuff in your a little and like, features like,
Speaker 1 8:03
um, my mind has gone completely blank now, because I got really excited, and it's like, DVD venues, but yeah, I literally can't make a one. Okay, do you
Unknown Speaker 8:15
um, Kung Pao
Unknown Speaker 8:19
their fist of theory. I think it was,
Speaker 3 8:23
do you? Are you familiar with Kung Pao at all? So it's just a it's this really stupid movie. I don't if you didn't watch it when you were younger or when it came out, I don't think it would be worth watching now. Yeah, but
Unknown Speaker 8:38
it's like a badly dubbed,
Speaker 3 8:42
like kung fu movie. Oh, and they put like a white dude actor in there that just does some, like, just dumb stuff. And they have a whole story. And the girl, when she cries, she goes, we go, what that's her? Crying sound? And then like that is so fucking weird. One dude like, when he walks like his shoes squeak or something, but it's funny, they keep making fun of him and he doesn't have a shirt on in one scene, and he's like, I rock and rule all night long. Sweet
Unknown Speaker 9:20
Susie,
Speaker 3 9:23
like who do you rule the large, dark nipple. People. Anyway, I'm
Unknown Speaker 9:28
gonna need to watch this.
Speaker 3 9:31
But that menu, the options in there, so much fun going through as a kid, because it's just a bunch of stupid stuff that you would like if you're a kid, okay,
Speaker 1 9:45
yeah, as I'm watching DVDs, I'll keep an eye out and I'll give an update. Yeah, that's just, I
Speaker 3 9:52
feel like that's one of the things that we're just missing that way, since we don't have DVDs nowadays, you have to, like, go look it up on YouTube. Yeah, it's not just there for you to just click on when you're bored. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1 10:08
a place in the United States that could maybe be a little bit behind because of the people that live there, Mississippi,
Unknown Speaker 10:21
Florida, okay,
Unknown Speaker 10:22
okay, close enough.
Speaker 1 10:27
Yeah, I'm gonna talk about Florida a little bit. And if you live there, sorry, we live in Texas, it's not any better, really. But there's a show on HBO, and it's called, it's Florida man, and we started watching it last night. There's only two episodes out right now. But here's a little story that I thought I'd tell, because it's definitely spooky, kind of Halloween adjacent, in a way, zombies. Oh, okay, it's not like a bath salts thing. But okay,
Unknown Speaker 11:09
that's exactly where I was thinking.
Speaker 1 11:13
So there's a man I have forgotten everyone's names in the story. So sorry, Bob, Bob. Bob Bob really wants to go see this band that I also forgot their name, so the bobettes. He's seen him like 30 times, and really wants to go see him again.
Speaker 3 11:31
He changed his name to be to be like them. Yes,
Speaker 1 11:35
he did. He's like, Man, I love the bobettes. And then change my name to Bob. So he did all that, but he didn't have money to go see the show in Florida that he really wanted to go see. We had to do some microphone adjustments. You're so plump, I'm gonna leave that in while you're editing. But you know what I mean. Yeah. Okay, so Bob wants to go see the bobettes. He posts an ad on Craigslist and says that he needs some money, and he will do anything within reason to get some money. So why the fuck would you post that? But whatevs so, of course, he gets people saying sex stuff and whatever,
Unknown Speaker 12:23
of course, yeah.
Speaker 3 12:24
I mean, he knew that when he posted it was yeah
Unknown Speaker 12:27
for sure.
Unknown Speaker 12:30
But then he gets somebody
Unknown Speaker 12:33
that
Speaker 1 12:37
he's always had a fantasy to have his toes cut off. So he's gonna hire Bob to cut off his fucking toes. And also what he wants is to watch Bob eat the toes. Shivers
Unknown Speaker 12:53
up my back,
Unknown Speaker 12:59
my back girl, so
Speaker 1 13:01
just right off the bat, like, is there an amount of money that you would accept to cut off a stranger's toes and eat them?
Speaker 3 13:11
So I feel like the main issue here is the eating them part. Yes, I agree. I mean, it would kind of suck to cut off someone's toes, but if you paid me enough, I could push through though, yeah, the stuff, because I'm like, Hey, you're the fucking idiot that wanted this, I guess. And but also I would want to look at like, the legality of it, because even if someone consents to something like that, you could still be charged with the salt,
Unknown Speaker 13:38
true, but this is Florida, so yeah,
Speaker 3 13:43
I'm not a lawyer yet. I just enjoy it. But so legality aside, I guess the question is, would I eat a stranger's feet, toes? I know cooking, if you boil something, it will kill the bacteria. It's just so gross to think about, but I feel like, if you paid me, like enough money, I could probably do it, if I feel confident enough in my ability to disinfect the the meat, yeah, and then I would just season the shit out of it and just make myself throw up after okay, but I'm talking like millions of dollars, like no Florida man will ever be able to pay me enough money to do this. Okay?
Speaker 1 14:33
Because I said I would do it if we could have our house paid off. Well,
Unknown Speaker 14:39
that's pretty sweet. That's a good deal too. I
Unknown Speaker 14:42
would do it for that amount,
Speaker 3 14:45
yeah, maybe I would do it for maybe half a mill, quarter of a mill. I could make some investments. I don't know. I'd have to really be presented with it authentically, and be like forced into the brain process. Yeah. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1 15:00
what ends up happening is he Bob calls up his friend from high school that's a Florida woman, and is like, Hey, I don't want to go alone. Can you come with me?
Unknown Speaker 15:15
Is that allowed? Well, I
Speaker 1 15:17
think actually the the guy, the toe man requested he bring a friend, I think, and then so Bob is like, I know the perfect girl. We were friends in high school, whatever. So
Unknown Speaker 15:33
call you up after all these years
Speaker 3 15:36
trying to think a name, Caitlin Lynn. Just Caitlin. Caitlin was
Speaker 1 15:41
fucking ready. She'll need a co It was so funny because they had a reenactment of it, but then it also had, like, the real people talking about it, and it was highly recommend y'all watch this. I assume the reenactment
Speaker 3 15:55
people are like, way better looking than them,
Speaker 1 15:59
actually, know the real life people were better looking. Oh, wow, that like rarely happens. Yeah, okay, cool, man. It was funny. They didn't show the the guy that wanted his toes cut off, he wasn't in the story, so I don't know what he looks like. He couldn't balance enough to get himself there, yeah, but the guy that played him in the show was, do you remember that thing in the office where it's like, Asian gym? Oh, yeah. So that guy plays the toe cut off guy, which is so awesome, funny, but basically, what happens? I'll just quickly summarize. They go there to cut off the toes. And it turns out that he's a karate teacher, and he decides that he doesn't want his toes, but he still gave them the money. They got, $4,000 Oh, but
Speaker 3 16:50
they didn't have to cut his Oh, and he gave him the money. That's really
Speaker 1 16:54
nice. So, but then Bob went to the Bob it show, and it was canceled. So damn for nothing, but story
Speaker 3 17:04
good, maybe him and Caitlin Lynn reconnected
Unknown Speaker 17:11
together.
Speaker 1 17:13
He and Caitlin Lynn got together. Craziest part, or one of the craziest parts, to me, is that Bob, in the future, he has posted this ad several times, and the toe guy has reached out again and been like, Hey, Bob, do you want to try again? We can try cutting my toes off. And he's always told him, No, please, man. So yeah, a spooky little toes story for you.
Speaker 3 17:44
What a weird I mean, I hate to, like, bash somebody's fantasies, but what a weird fantasy to have, especially when you're a karate teacher and, like, so dependent on your little toes.
Speaker 1 17:59
Yeah, so fat heads, let us know if you would like to be a Florida zombie, and how much that would cost for you to do. Yeah,
Speaker 3 18:12
there's there was that one guy that had to get his foot cut off for whatever medical reason, and took it back home, and he made tacos for him and his friends with it. So I kind of imagined doing something along that line, but I don't know. I mean, the guy has a job and stuff and can pay for it, so I assume he keeps himself clean. I feel like I'm thinking too much about this. I'm sorry.
Unknown Speaker 18:38
Maybe I can
Unknown Speaker 18:41
pay your house off, Alyssa, okay, let's go.
Speaker 1 18:47
Yeah, it was, it was very nutty. Highly recommend that show. Yeah, that's crazy. Well, um, that wasn't as spooky as I intended it to be. Sorry, but
Unknown Speaker 19:01
I liked it for spooky things. It
Speaker 3 19:05
made me think of a lot of other different cannibalistic stories and stuff too, so weird times.
Speaker 1 19:13
But I do have a spooky Halloween thing for us. I have the return of creepy pasta,
Unknown Speaker 19:22
the ghost is back. So
Speaker 1 19:25
I got several shorter stories, and they are all not good stories, like
Speaker 3 19:34
in a bad way, or bad things happen in them.
Speaker 1 19:38
They're just kind of stupid. Oh, okay, cool. So let's see. I think I'm gonna start out with one called the Dead skull. Oh,
Speaker 3 19:51
okay, oh. I guess most skulls are not dead, but yeah,
Unknown Speaker 19:55
oh yeah. I
Speaker 3 19:56
guess I assumed, like skulls are all never i.
Unknown Speaker 20:00
Where's my thing? Let me cut it.
Speaker 1 20:04
So this story is written in all caps. Oh, it's
Unknown Speaker 20:08
an urgent story. It's
Unknown Speaker 20:10
very scary.
Speaker 1 20:12
I bet you think that all of these stories are pretend. But guess what? This one is for real. How do I know? Well, I know because I am looking at you and I know all of your secrets. I even know your favorite animal. One day I looked at you in the bathroom, and bathroom was two words. May maybe I will break something and tell everybody it was you. There is nothing you can do to stop me. But guess what? I am dead skull.
Unknown Speaker 20:49
I am dead skull.
Unknown Speaker 20:52
I am dead skull. Um,
Speaker 3 20:54
it reminds me of a song called Burning blood head red on fire. Burning blood red head on fire. So I imagine it as like a flaming skull, oh yeah, just flying around, like causing chaos.
Unknown Speaker 21:09
I am dead skull.
Speaker 3 21:11
I thought it was gonna be like, I know your secrets, and I'll do this and say it was you, because I am you or something, but it was dead skull.
Unknown Speaker 21:20
I didn't see that coming. Twist,
Speaker 1 21:22
real plot twist, um, we'll do a little spooky one here. It's called delicious. Oh, live
Unknown Speaker 21:35
deliciously
Speaker 1 21:38
without lights, okay? It's from the witch. What ifs? The skin makes a funny sound as you pull it away from the flesh, like slowly peeling tape off of a piece of wood, a splintery, ripping sound. It is very satisfying to hear. You can't wait to sink your teeth into the fresh meat, but you are patient. It is important for the skin to remain whole every time, keep it in one piece. Oh, it is disappointing. When it comes off in bits and pieces, you immediately discard them. They aren't good, any good for play. You need the skin in one piece, untarnished, except for your careful cuts from removing it. Finally, you have separated the skin and revealed the prize within you eat slowly, gently, tearing pieces away one by one. Liquid drips down your chin. You keep your eyes low, focused on your meager meal. It will be hours before you can eat again, and you want to. You want this feeling to last as long as possible. Before long, nothing is left of the remains but skin. You carefully roll it back together, recreating the object you desire, wishing it were full of delicious flesh once again, quietly thinking to yourself, God, damn clementines are good.
Unknown Speaker 23:23
That last line was so stupid.
Speaker 3 23:27
I actually liked everything else like that was really good. I can appreciate that they tried to put like a button joke at the end, though. But yeah, that was I kind of like that one,
Speaker 1 23:40
yeah, I need to, I like, I try to do the same thing, like, peel Clementine in as few pieces as I can.
Speaker 3 23:49
Oh, wait. Okay, so the whole time he was peeling Clementine, yeah, I feel so stupid. I was using it as a person. And then they were named Clementine, and they were trying to be like, Haha. It's like, girls named Clementine. Okay, okay, so it's literally a Clementine. Yeah, it's a Clementine.
Unknown Speaker 24:11
I like killing girls, okay, to Jamie. I
Speaker 3 24:13
was like, Cool, okay, okay, well, because whenever he's Yeah, that's when it started clicking. Okay, wow. My mind is blown. What a talented Arthur author.
Speaker 1 24:31
Oh, okay. The next one is called the boy who loved to read.
Speaker 3 24:38
That's a, I hate to say it, but that's a dull name for COVID. Pasta butter. It
Speaker 1 24:43
is. I like things that are more creative, like the dead skull.
Unknown Speaker 24:52
Just toss it in a sand.
Speaker 1 24:58
Once there was a boy who loved. Read. He read everything he could get his hands on and love going to his favorite bookstore. One day, the boy realized he had read everything the store had to offer, confronted the owner.
Speaker 3 25:18
Read everything here.
Speaker 1 25:23
He asked him if he had anything the boy had never checked out, which I'm like, Okay, this is a you don't check out books from a bookstore. But okay, yeah,
Speaker 3 25:35
true, yeah. Who runs a fucking kid? Idiot? I LUCKY idiot,
Speaker 1 25:44
the owner said, why? Yes, I do and pulled out a book called death, called
Speaker 1 25:59
he gladly sold it to the boy at a discounted price of $50
Unknown Speaker 26:05
Well, expensive ass book, I know,
Speaker 1 26:08
however, he warned the boy never read the front page. Well, the boy returned to his house and read the book, and he was content. However, he always wondered what could be on that front page. It was always in the back of his mind. One day, the temptation was too much for the boy, and he flipped to the very front of the book and dropped the book in horror there in bold print was MSRP 799,
Unknown Speaker 26:48
so he got ripped off my
Speaker 3 26:53
brain. I was trying to rack for a second. I was like, wait, what does that mean? And I was like, Oh, wait, okay, just
Unknown Speaker 27:00
Yeah. He's like, this kid's a dumbass for 50 bucks.
Unknown Speaker 27:06
Life lesson, Kid school, hard knocks.
Speaker 1 27:12
I saw this meme the other day that was, it was a picture of Sam Elliot, and it was like, it was him smirking. And then the text says something like Boomer men, when they put their education as school of hard knocks,
Unknown Speaker 27:29
they do love to do
Unknown Speaker 27:30
that, yeah? And, Oh God, I would
Unknown Speaker 27:33
love to just, I want to see their resumes, yeah, school
Speaker 1 27:37
of hard knocks, 1965 to 1970 drink
Unknown Speaker 27:40
from water hose,
Speaker 3 27:45
exposed to lead in the atmosphere, in the whole air from blooded gasoline and car. That's why I'm so angry all the
Unknown Speaker 27:53
time, played with lead chips.
Unknown Speaker 27:57
So I have one final story for us.
Speaker 1 28:02
This is called the tipping at twilight. Ooh, and this one is actually a crappy pasta,
Unknown Speaker 28:11
I guess. Okay, I'll back up a little bit.
Speaker 1 28:14
I don't think I've been on creepy pasta since last Halloween, and apparently my fucking ad blockers not working. I have never seen so many fucking ads, oh, on a website. I mean, it is, it is just like, fucking overrun, wow. But and then, like, some of the links don't work. But apparently this one is a crappy pasta, which means it got voted really highly for not being good or something. And it was like, view the original story here. But then I couldn't click the link to, I don't fucking, know, get
Unknown Speaker 28:53
your crappy pasta together. I
Speaker 3 28:55
didn't realize they had like award things or like acknowledgements. Yeah, crazy.
Speaker 1 29:00
I didn't either. I mean, I've noticed the ratings, but because obviously I go for the the shorter ones and the low ratings. But yeah, I'd never seen the crappy pasta before. This one is called the tipping at twilight, and it's by Joseph Rogers. I On a cold, windy winter evening, I sat at home rapidly typing away on my computer. I had set up a rather quaint little blog for myself, and it was pretty popular. My latest post was discussing gender equality, or rather, inequality.
Unknown Speaker 29:43
Scary already?
Speaker 1 29:44
Yeah, terrifying. You know, it's pretty hard to be a woman like this is definitely written by me. Yeah, Jamie, like write blogs about gender inequality all the time. It's just like. A girly thing that you do, just girl things, the constant cat calling when you walk down the street, the consistent online name calling when playing the latest Call of Duty.
Unknown Speaker 30:17
I can hard relate to that.
Speaker 1 30:22
And the worst thing of all, the fake relationship circle made up by basement dwelling nerds the friend zone. I finished the post at around 630 and quickly posted it to my blog, the persecuted woman.blogspot.com,
Speaker 1 30:51
in no time at all, the post blew up with people voicing their support from all over the world. Wow, wow. I felt pretty proud of myself, until I saw a comment that made me stop in my tracks. It wasn't anything disturbing, it was simply the letter M, the post, the poster of the comments profile contained the all too familiar neck, bearded face, but something was different. Instead of the friendly, cheerful eyes of a fedora guy, I saw mangled sockets, the little Fedora guy writing, oh, excuse me, bloody, mangled sockets, two objects that appeared to be Doritos were stabbed into the empty socket a plastic tube stuck through a hole in his cheek, and it had a strange green fluid pumping through it. The mere side of it made me want to vomit. Who chooses something like that for a profile pic? The name attached to the picture was nicest guy, yeah, I bet I thought to myself, a shiver went down my spine. 30 minutes later, another comment by the same poster appeared the letter L, Oh, I heard a chip crunching sound.
Speaker 1 32:37
Thank you for the sound effects. Feel free to jump in. Is any sound by this point, I was getting unnerved, but I went and watched some funny YouTube videos and then returned to my blog. 30 minutes later, another comment appeared. This was the letter A I looked outside my window and I saw a black fedora hanging from a branch of a tree. I wonder how it got up there. The letter D was next, and I heard the sound of a liter bottle of soda being open downstairs. Sorry. Really good soda sound, and then I just couldn't get it together after that.
Unknown Speaker 33:39
It's very good.
Speaker 1 33:41
This was my turning point. I locked the door to my room and tried calling 911, crap. My phone was dead at this point. I quickly looked back at my computer like, what? Last comment the letter Y. Now I realized what was happening all the comments spelled my little lady The Twilight Zone. I heard someone walking up the stairs. I turned off my light. I heard someone walking towards my room. I hid under the bed. Suddenly there was silence. It was deafening. I started to cry the doorknobs.
Unknown Speaker 34:40
No doubt it all,
Unknown Speaker 34:43
the doorknobs slowly started to turn. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 34:52
I thought it was locked. A dark figure stepped into my room. It was. Dark, I couldn't make out what it was or what it was doing, but suddenly, light flashed outside, and I saw something I would never forget. The hideous creature grabbed the brim of his hat and the tipping intensified
Speaker 3 35:19
before he could even say, My Lady,
Unknown Speaker 35:24
that was I love that
Speaker 3 35:27
I feel like that's right up the alley for the punch. Yeah, I
Speaker 1 35:32
kind of briefly scanned through all these, but I didn't read them like that carefully. So there were some fun surprises in there, like the Doritos.
Unknown Speaker 35:40
Oh yeah, that was,
Speaker 3 35:43
I love how they personified this Fedora person into just like a little monster, yeah, yeah, that was fun. I
Unknown Speaker 35:51
really like that one.
Speaker 1 35:52
Yeah, me too good one, yeah. Well, thank
Speaker 3 35:55
you for those creepy pastels. I very much enjoyed them. You're very welcome.
Unknown Speaker 36:01
Yeah, hopefully I'll
Speaker 1 36:04
get some more. If creepy pasta can get their shit together.
Speaker 3 36:09
I think I like the clementine one the most, actually.
Unknown Speaker 36:14
Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3 36:16
someone was that one was pretty cool. Um, but I'm gonna pretend like it's still for a person, yeah, named Clementine. That's
Speaker 1 36:23
fine if y'all are seeing it that way. Just don't think about how I said I like to do the same, because I don't do that to people, just just the fruit. Well, it's funny,
Speaker 3 36:33
because when you said that, initially, I was like, Oh, well, you did do funeral homes, yeah,
Unknown Speaker 36:40
funeral homes. Yeah, funeral home stuff. So
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I was like, maybe
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she had to, like,
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I'm a human taxidermist. It
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just went right over my head. So,
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but, yeah, I
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hope you guys liked this episode as much as you like peeling skin or clementines. Yes,
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yes, and we hope that you have a spooky Halloween.
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Stay safe.