Alyssa shares a little spice update to kick off the fall season. Don’t worry…we have the MANLY STUFF covered too!
Alyssa shares a little spice update to kick off the fall season. Don’t worry…we have the MANLY STUFF covered too!
Auntie Lisa Cream Cheese:
https://www.tiktok.com/@absolutely.lisa/video/7277336535492496682?lang=en
Speaker 1 0:00
I went over to my sisters this week because it's her birthday. Happy belated birthday, Kristen, and she's gonna have a couple friends over, and she lives with her girlfriend, Shannon, and then Shannon's mom was gonna be there, and I've only met her one other time, and I'm like, Alice could be like my sister's mother in law. So I want to make a good impression and stuff. So we get there, and I didn't realize that Shannon's mom was here yet. So I walk in and one of their dogs is like the type of dog that just will stick its nose pretty much in your crotch, too, or not as much the crotch, mostly the butt. Yeah, so I'm setting down the food I brought, and her name's Clementine. She was right behind me. I was like, Clem, get out of my butt. Get out of my butt. Oh, my God. And then I turned around and Shannon's mom was standing there.
Unknown Speaker 1:20
There. So much for my good impression.
Speaker 2 1:31
Did she like at least laugh or anything, or was she like, how foul?
Speaker 1 1:35
No, she's really cool. Okay, it was kind of like a self imposed thing. Out of my butt. Oh, my God,
Unknown Speaker 1:47
at least you guys have like, a good kind of, like,
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Intro story to look back on one day.
Unknown Speaker 1:54
Hopefully. Yeah,
Speaker 1 1:56
her mom's really sweet. I like her, but yeah, that was pretty funny. And then I was like, Is my sister mad?
Unknown Speaker 2:05
That doesn't even make sense. Can't talk like that in
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front of my potential mother in law.
Unknown Speaker 2:16
Oh, my God. Another thing with the dog.
Speaker 1 2:20
I was sitting on the couch with G and everybody else is kind of in the kitchen. They have a little bar, and I'm talking to her, to the dog. I'm like, clam, you have such a tiny head. And I didn't realize that Shannon overheard it. And she's like, Yeah, she does have a small head.
Speaker 3 2:42
So you're talking go in
Speaker 4 2:47
their house saying all this foul stuff and talking shit to their dogs is
Unknown Speaker 2:53
true. I'm a horrible guest. She does
Unknown Speaker 2:58
have a tiny little head though.
Unknown Speaker 2:59
Diablo has a tiny head too. We say
Speaker 2 3:04
small head, tiny body, little little Dobby.
Unknown Speaker 3:07
Oh, that's perfect.
Speaker 2 3:11
And this podcast is also perfect.
Speaker 1 3:14
We have tiny heads, little body, yeah, podcast, we won't
Speaker 2 3:19
be sticking Alyssa. Won't be sticking her head up anyone's butt. Jamie won't be sticking her head up anybody's butt. That's
Unknown Speaker 3:25
not what I want to do. We're just here
Speaker 1 3:27
to host the podcast. That's true, yeah, yeah. But why do dogs have to do that? It's fucking because
Speaker 3 3:34
they can't. They don't know how to shake hands. I mean,
Speaker 2 3:41
oh, like with humans, I was like, with each other, I can't shake hands, but I mean, girl, you got a fresh ass.
Unknown Speaker 3:56
Do your cats do that to each other?
Speaker 2 3:58
Yeah, and then it's funny, because sometimes we'll make that little mouth is kind of stuck in that little open,
Speaker 1 4:06
yeah, my cats like, really, get up there.
Unknown Speaker 4:11
It's wild.
Speaker 4 4:12
It's wild. Man stuff, it is, I'm sorry. Woman stuff,
Unknown Speaker 4:17
that's okay.
Speaker 1 4:20
So Jamie, since it's fall, I thought that I would do a reoccurring segment and talk about pumpkin spice. Yeah,
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it's fall, y'all get your boil ready, boiling
Speaker 1 4:33
oil. It feels like we're still in fucking boiling oil in Texas. Yeah, it doesn't cool down until back in December sometimes, but yeah, I'm hoping it will well early this year, but
Unknown Speaker 4:49
probably not,
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probably not. We're all gonna die.
Speaker 1 4:55
We're all gonna be boiled alive in bowls of boiling oil.
Unknown Speaker 4:58
I did watch a thing. Hmm,
Speaker 2 5:01
it was a thing on YouTube. So take it with a grain of salt. But he was interviewing these chicks, and they asked about, you know, when, when's the Sun gonna, like, turn to a black hole? And he's like, Well, it's not for a really long time. But, you know, the hot the Earth's gonna get, like, too hot to live on before then. But like, you know, don't worry. Like, you you can have kids, your kids. Kids can have kids. Kids can have kids. Like, it's, it's a super long time, but I'm still feel like I'm in, like
Unknown Speaker 5:28
the world's gonna end. Sometimes me
Speaker 1 5:31
too. I know people say it's not gonna be in our lifetime, or even our kids. I'm like, but it's still like, just,
Speaker 2 5:42
yeah, I'm just a tiny human on this big planet in this big universe, so I get big scared.
Speaker 1 5:53
Just don't try the dog method of calming anxiety, which is putting your head up people's butts. Oh, oh, I didn't
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know that's like, why they did that. I
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don't think it is.
Speaker 2 6:07
But, you know, a little treat, like pumpkin something with pumpkin spice can really
Speaker 1 6:10
help. Little treats. Yeah, little treats. Jamie and I talk about little treats. I was trying to send you a picture the other day of a shirt I saw, and it just wouldn't send. But it was a pink shirt, and it had purple lettering, and it had a little boba and like a cookie or something, and it said, leave me alone. I'm on my way to get a little treat. Yeah, I
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need a bumper sticker that says that would
Speaker 1 6:36
be good. So we're gonna start out with our body care section. I can't remember if I talked about this last year, about pumpkin spice toilet paper. Maybe I
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do, but tell
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us again, it
Speaker 1 6:53
was really good. Apparently, a couple different brands that do. There's one called green meadow valley that I found on Amazon that the freshest pumpkin spice
Unknown Speaker 7:09
fucking crazy.
Speaker 1 7:12
I don't know why we have this shit and flowers type situation. That was my big gripe last year. Food and poop. Keep them far away. Have your kitchen over here and your bathroom over here, and you don't mix. Yeah,
Speaker 2 7:28
the two shall never mix.
Speaker 1 7:31
Never mix. And then a gentle reminder about last year, we had the dude wipes dumpkin pie. That's right, yeah, it was fucking so stupid. I found a brand called oil divine that has a shade of nail polish called Be kind. It's like the letter B and then kind. It's the color of pumpkin pie. But apparently it's also scented like pumpkin pie, which sounds awful, yeah. I
Speaker 2 8:07
kind of hate the idea of like, going to, like, scratch my face a little bit and just smelling it all the time.
Unknown Speaker 8:12
Yeah, do a little
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scratch and lick.
Speaker 1 8:20
Yeah, the chemical smell of nail polish and pumpkin pie again. Why are we mixing things that don't need to be mixed? Yeah? Especially
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like scents,
Speaker 2 8:30
smells very that's a way more sensitive kind of area. I feel like,
Speaker 1 8:37
Yeah, I think we talked about Native deodorant. Last year had a pumpkin. Yes, I'm sure they'll have that again. And I don't know if you saw during the year, they also had a Girl Scout Cookie line.
Unknown Speaker 8:54
Oh, yeah, I did see that.
Speaker 1 8:56
I mean, I can, I can see the body wash, but, yeah, a natural deodorant,
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that's all you need to know. Like,
Speaker 2 9:12
Oh, you smell like body odor. Chocolate mint.
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Smell so hot
Speaker 1 9:22
the podcast favorite Burt's Bees, has a pumpkin spice lip balm A while back, the celery and ranch and so maybe we're gonna see more food items from birds. Oh yeah, we'll
Speaker 2 9:36
have to check out Christmas time see if they have,
Speaker 3 9:40
I'm sure they'll have all kinds of stuff,
Speaker 1 9:44
um, we, oh, I forgot to mention the brand zero, which is X, E, R, O, oh, zero picks have pumpkin spice toothpicks that are aimed to help you stop smoking. I. Oh, okay, it's some kind of plant extra extract that, I guess once you put it in your mouth and let it sit for a little bit, it kind of releases something. It's not nicotine, but I guess it's supposed to give you kind of a similar, like
Unknown Speaker 10:16
calming effect or something. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 10:19
I actually,
Speaker 2 10:21
wouldn't mind something like that, because I guess I just get like, oral fixation stuff. I know that sounds like gross or weird, but like, Yeah, I'll chew on pins and yeah, just like to chew on stuff. Me too. Elect me for mayor. Elect me for dog. Mayor. Take a bite of the competition. So yeah, I mean, I would kind of like something like that, because I was like, it'd be nice to have just a flavored straw or something I could just kind of
Speaker 1 10:48
chew on at work. Yeah, no, you know what you might like. My sister did Invisalign, and they give you think they're called bite sticks, and it's for when you put your retainer in, and then you kind of bite on it to help push the retainer in and get it, but it's kind of like, it's kind of like a straw, but it's rubbery, and you can just sit there and chew on, yeah, we should get Some of those. Yeah, they're awesome. And it's, it's safe for your mouth. So, cool, cool. Yeah, well, I be looking for a pumpkin spice version of that, yeah, pumpkin
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spice cheese stick.
Speaker 1 11:33
Um. We also have, if anyone is in the market to get engaged,
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pumpkin spice engagement rings. We
Speaker 1 11:42
have a pumpkin spice ring. Oh, this is the perfect ring for when it's love at first sip. Oh, God, I'll show you the ring here in a second, but I'll read about it first. Says calling all pumpkin spice lovers. Picture this. You're walking through crunchy Autumn Leaves wearing your favorite coat, a cozy scarf and wooly socks. And I think they spoke cozy wrong. Actually, you're warming up your hands on a delicious pumpkin spice latte. But what's missing? A pumpkin inspired a pumpkin spice latte inspired ring. That's a tongue twister, and it's perfect for dot, dot,
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dot. Okay, it
Speaker 1 12:33
doesn't say what it's perfect for. I guess they forgot to put that far.
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We don't know. We don't know.
Speaker 1 12:42
Do you or your special someone love nothing more than autumn? Yeah. Do you count down the days until your favorite pumpkin latte appears this?
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I do too.
Speaker 1 12:59
So they've designed this unique and beautiful ring, the perfect pairing to level up your coffee cup selfies. Oh my god, the world's first Pumpkin Spice Latte ring is designed to add a little space to proposals and jewelry collections this season. So I'm gonna come show you this ring. It's priced at, I think, 10,000 euros. So I'm pretty sure euros are, like, really close to USD. So around 10,000 USD. Oh, it actually is a diamond. Okay, so that makes sense. It's diamond
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orange, Sapphire.
Speaker 1 13:45
It's like a rose gold color. So come show you this. What are your thoughts?
Unknown Speaker 13:51
It doesn't remind me of pumpkin spice at all.
Speaker 1 13:55
I can see it in the middle. It's a pumpkin pie down the side, though, I don't know where there's green. Am I stupid? I mean, I guess the stock of the pumpkins green, yeah, I guess for
Speaker 2 14:06
the leaf or, yeah, it just kind of looked like a cupcake, I guess. But from the top it just looks like a flower, like, yeah. So it's just, I don't know, maybe I'm just being a bitch, but I feel like, I feel like they could have done something a little more to show those pumpkin pie or something, or pumpkin spice.
Speaker 1 14:28
I forgot to tell you that inside it's etched and it says, pumpkin spiced.
Speaker 2 14:34
Oh, you can't, like change that. I'll see you're my little pumpkin spice.
Speaker 1 14:41
I think, actually, I think you can, oh, I think they just made this little default thing, yeah, so it's pretty fun.
Unknown Speaker 14:51
Um, yeah, I need a level myself a game up, so
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it's perfect.
Speaker 1 14:56
Next we have our Menlo section. And so perfect. If you're a man that's in touch with your love for pumpkin spice, we have some items for you. Uh, fable, beard CO has a beard oil that is basically pumpkin spice, but they're calling it atomic Fallout beard oil. Um,
Speaker 2 15:25
cool that that's sounds exactly like pumpkin spice. It's great naming, yes, yeah,
Speaker 1 15:32
the Oh, actually, I'm sorry. The name of it is the highway Hunter, and I guess it's a little description is atomic Fallout beard oil, but the scent is warm, roasted pumpkin, sweet, vanilla bean, rich, spiced cinnamon and creamy toasted marshmallow. That's fucking pumpkin spice.
Unknown Speaker 15:54
I like the creamy toasted marshmallow, but,
Speaker 1 15:56
yeah, here's the bottle. It's a man driving a car, and blood is splattered on the windshield, and he has a pit bull that he's holding on to, and then there's skulls and like a monster truck in the background. So yeah, this is for if you're a dude that's edgy, but still is kind of a basic beyond, and likes, the fall they've got you covered,
Unknown Speaker 16:25
yeah, that, uh,
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that bottle art is very busy.
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It's a lot,
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like, whoever made that probably has, like, a,
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you know,
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forklift certification shirt.
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That's like, definitely,
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I
Speaker 2 16:41
was born in 76 and I got forklift certified and married a bad bitch or whatever.
Speaker 1 16:49
She loves me. She's a little sassy, but she's still nice, and she likes to drink her wine.
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Don't mess with her.
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You have to mess with me first.
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Exactly.
Speaker 1 17:03
The description of it is, embark on a thrilling adventure with the highway hunter, a beard oil that embodies the essence of a post apocalyptic hero and indomitable shrink, once a beacon of hope and promise, he has now become a figure of relentless survival and tactical brilliance. Imagine navigating a rugged wasteland the scent of warm roasted pumpkin blending with sweet vanilla bean, rich by cinnamon and creamy toasted marshmallow. Yeah. So they also say it's more than just a scent. It's an invitation to embrace the spiritual, the spirit of unyielding strength and survival with your toasted marshmallow. Yeah. And then they jabber on a little bit more, but like, it doesn't really match up the very aggressive blood and skulls and the pumpkin spice. Yeah,
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it's very
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interesting.
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I just love that contrast of
Speaker 1 18:14
fuck your skull, but I'm gonna smell like pumpkin. She smell that bitch.
Unknown Speaker 18:21
It's fucking roasted pumpkin toasted marshmallow.
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No dry
Speaker 1 18:28
for the car. Boys, we have a special car item. The brand Adams polishes have come out with a pumpkin spice Car Care Box Kit. Oh, cute. And it says on the website, you loved the Hot Rod pumpkin spice design last year, so we brought it back with a little more heat. Our pumpkin spice 2024 collection features unique colors and our classic pumpkin spice scent for all products this year's design takes inspiration from classic hot rods and incorporates some key automotive parts around the logo.
Unknown Speaker 19:09
Ooh,
Unknown Speaker 19:10
so is this like a toy car?
Speaker 1 19:12
No, it's a kit that has like, wax and car wash. Oh, okay, like that. So, yeah, pretty interesting. That was a like,
Unknown Speaker 19:26
it's like a no, go ahead. Doesn't
Speaker 4 19:29
say it's like a subscription box for boys, for men.
Speaker 1 19:35
Yeah, as far as other stuff, with pumpkin spice, I was kind of a little disappointed. I'm gonna read us a list here in a little bit. But I kind of feel like people didn't get very creative this year with pumpkin spice, which I guess kind of makes sense considering the state, at least of the US, where. Kind of pumpkin spice is not the focus, kind of in a recession, I mean, people are having a hard time affording shit, so maybe pumpkin spice mayonnaise isn't a priority that they think will sell. So I kind of wonder if that's why it's not as diverse this year. I don't know, yeah, we just see companies
Speaker 2 20:21
being like, we gotta reel it in a little bit.
Speaker 1 20:26
We gotta focus on changing our packaging so that we can give people less for the same amount of money or more, so we can't really do pumpkin spice this year. Yeah? Sorry, sorry, not. Sorry.
Speaker 2 20:39
Shrinkflationing Over here, we don't have time for that too busy.
Speaker 1 20:43
I did find a fun little astrology thing. Oh,
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pumpkin spice astrology, yes. Oh, I'm
Unknown Speaker 20:52
so excited, yes. So
Speaker 1 20:55
these are some products that at least the first one I think I talked about last year. So Jamie is a cancer, and that means that she is pumpkin spice, Dunkin Donuts, brand goldfish, graham crackers, Whoa, that's a bunch
Speaker 2 21:17
of very specific stuff, yes.
Speaker 1 21:20
So your horoscope is, most people would look at this product and think, ugh, cheese and pumpkin spice, gross. But never fear, cancers. These are Graham goldfish, not cheesy goldfish, and they're actually really good. These goldfish are like cancers, and that you may be uncertain how you feel about cancer at first.
Unknown Speaker 21:45
So at first you might think, ew, ew.
Speaker 4 21:49
Okay, thanks. I'm not gonna buy like products your site, little
Unknown Speaker 21:54
insults in the beginning. Yeah, damn.
Speaker 1 21:57
But the minute you interact with them, then, bam, they pass the vibe trick. Now I do
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definitely fun people to have around,
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even though they're a little
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gross at first.
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Damn. Okay. Southern
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person wrote that,
Speaker 1 22:21
bless her, she's shitty at first. Well, mine is a weird ass product. I am a pumpkin spice cup noodle. Ew.
Unknown Speaker 22:34
Oh, sorry. I
Unknown Speaker 22:35
didn't mean it like that to
Unknown Speaker 22:38
me exactly like,
Speaker 1 22:41
yeah. So it's your typical cup noodle, and it's pumpkin spice flavored.
Speaker 3 22:46
Interesting. This says, Now,
Speaker 1 22:49
this is some revolutionary innovation. Did we ask for it? No, well, was it actually good? I haven't tried it myself, but survey says no. Was it necessary? Absolutely not. Do I love the fact that it exists? You betcha, it's
Unknown Speaker 23:11
just like
Speaker 2 23:14
and you're gross. You shouldn't exert did it say you shouldn't exist? I wouldn't buy it, but I'm kind of, I guess you're here. After I
Speaker 1 23:23
finish this, I'm gonna look at some of the other signs to see if they got talk shit about someone at cup noodles thought this was a good idea and made it happen. And I respect them so much for it, the revolutionary, independent and creative, if a bit pointless, nature of this product reminds me of something an Aquarius would come up with,
Unknown Speaker 23:50
only She's not saying you are the cup of noodles. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 23:52
She's like, you're kind of dumb. You would probably
Speaker 2 23:55
make something gross that shouldn't but hey, at least, just least we're not like the gold,
Speaker 1 24:08
let's see. Oh no, not everybody's getting talking shit about oh, that's bullshit.
Unknown Speaker 24:16
Yeah. Aries is
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mochi, pumpkin spice mochi. Ooh,
Speaker 1 24:24
a Taurus is jet puffed pumpkin spice marshmallows. Unsure about that. Sounds like it might be good. I'd be into it. Gemini is the pumpkin spice spam we talked about last year. And then we have cancer, the fucking gross goldfish,
Unknown Speaker 24:40
nasty ass goldfish.
Speaker 1 24:43
Leo is pumpkin spice Cheerios, which actually get those every year. Okay, they're not like the best thing ever, but usually I'll buy them, like in February or something, when they're like $1 and they're good enough. Virgo is a. Mere protein shake, pumpkin, of course.
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Ooh,
Speaker 1 25:05
Libra is, have you ever had bitchin sauce?
Unknown Speaker 25:09
No,
Speaker 1 25:10
it's like a dip, but they have a pumpkin pie, one that sounds gross,
Unknown Speaker 25:17
but they they didn't
Speaker 1 25:19
talk shit about it. They just said pigeon sauce is vegan so more people can try it and enjoy it. They just shit on us. Scorpio is fruit shrimps. Sagittarius is pumpkin spice caviar,
Unknown Speaker 25:35
huh?
Speaker 2 25:36
Do they do they feed the fish pumpkin I think
Speaker 1 25:40
it's actually like a vegan thing. It's kind of like mochi, okay, or not, or boba type thing, okay?
Speaker 2 25:49
Also, I was just kidding. I don't think they actually like feed the fish pumpkin spice to make pumpkin spice caviar would be cool, though.
Speaker 1 26:00
Capricorn is pumpkin spice. Empanadas, and then I'm Aquarius. The noodles. Pisces is cream cheese.
Unknown Speaker 26:16
I can maybe see the cream cheese.
Speaker 1 26:17
I've tried it. It's pretty good, actually. I guess I'll show you a quick video of someone that that really liked the pumpkin spice cream cheese, like, Oh
Unknown Speaker 26:26
no, did
Unknown Speaker 26:27
they fuck it or something? No. Okay.
Speaker 1 26:30
Her name's Auntie Lisa, and she's kind of infamous on tick tock because she's very like, millennial cringe. Okay, do
Unknown Speaker 26:42
you know what I found?
Speaker 2 26:45
You can see it. Let me show you what it looks like. Do you know what this is? It's pumpkin spice cream cheese, my Christmas bread, or, I don't know. So we were thinking on the way home, Dani and I, what could we put with this pumpkin spice cream cheese. And mind you, I am not a big pumpkin spice person. I don't really like pumpkin spice drinks, etc, etc, but I do like some things, um, I was thinking apple slices, but that's a little weird. But if they were cooked, apple slices maybe also, maybe some granola. But I I'm keeping it plain Jane baby, because I think this is just gonna taste like icing. Let's see. Ooh, oh,
Speaker 1 27:29
yeah, what did you think of Auntie Lisa?
Speaker 2 27:33
I mean, I don't know what she's like off social media, but I just wouldn't really want to hang out with her. Yeah,
Speaker 1 27:40
she's, she has a fuck ton of followers, like, over a million. Oh, what, wow, yeah. And I had seen that video before, but was watching this YouTube thing talking about, like, millennial cringe videos, and she was on there, and,
Unknown Speaker 28:03
yeah, what the
Speaker 1 28:05
person making the video was saying, and what I kind of think, like, it's trying really hard to be cringe and funny, but that just makes it, like, so unbearable, yeah, cringy in a different kind of way. Yeah, it's not just a girl that's trying pumpkin cream cheese. She's doing it in a way where she's like, I'm being really silly. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 28:31
I'm so goofy.
Unknown Speaker 28:33
Yeah, yeah, I
Unknown Speaker 28:34
just, I don't
Unknown Speaker 28:36
think that I'm trying to
Speaker 2 28:38
think of men also do this too, but I think I've mostly seen women that just make those stupid little faces with their mouths and stuff like, it's just not funny. Yeah,
Speaker 1 28:47
sometimes I'm like, Oh, what if I come across like Auntie Lisa, and I don't know, and everyone hates me.
Unknown Speaker 28:56
I don't think it's like that.
Speaker 1 28:59
If I ever seem like that? Please, someone let me know if I'm trying too hard. So the last pumpkin spice thing I have, I put together a game of smash or pass for pumpkin spice products. Okay, cool. Some of these may not exist anymore, but yeah, so I thought we I'll read them, and then we can both answer if we would smash or pass pumpkin spice Pringles.
Speaker 2 29:30
So is this Smash? Like, eat smash or like, fuck, smash.
Speaker 1 29:37
Traditionally, it's fuck. But since these are foods, you know, if you want to fuck a can of Pringles, you can or eat, yeah, either one. Well, see,
Speaker 2 29:46
that's like a nice multi purpose. You can eat it and then fuck the tube. I think I would, I think I would smash me too. Oh. Yeah, I feel like I'd have to at least try it before I pass.
Speaker 1 30:03
I agree. Pumpkin Spice
Unknown Speaker 30:09
hummus. PAB,
Speaker 2 30:12
well, I feel like it depends on what type of vehicle you have for it, like, if you have, like, a vanilla wafer, yeah, something like that would be good. I think I'll slam. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1 30:23
gonna fuck this hummus, because I don't know if you've ever had chocolate hummus, but it's really good. Oh yeah, we have the discontinued KFC pumpkin and feta Twister wrap.
Speaker 3 30:39
I'm gonna pass. I think I'm a sliding
Speaker 1 30:44
guest, because I'm gonna smash this one too. I love trying a novelty product. Yeah, I
Unknown Speaker 30:50
just don't know about, like, the feta. Like, I'm
Speaker 2 30:52
not the biggest fan of feta, so I'm being a feta with pumpkin spice. Just,
Unknown Speaker 30:56
I don't know, see
Speaker 1 30:57
this one? I don't I should have done a little more research. I'm a poor journalist, but I'm not sure if it's like pumpkin spice. I think it's just pumpkin
Unknown Speaker 31:08
like without, okay, then I would kind of do, I think that
Speaker 1 31:10
would be good to smash anything you don't want to smash. But, um, I
Speaker 2 31:16
think pumpkin and feta would be good. Um, I'll smash. Okay?
Speaker 1 31:22
CVS, pumpkin spice. Cough, drops, pass, pass for me, yeah, not even a little bit pumpkin spice. Gouda cheese.
Speaker 3 31:36
I am a sucker for Gouda. Love a good Gouda,
Speaker 1 31:40
I'm smashing. I think I'm gonna have to smash on that too. Gouda is just good. It is. And they have a wait now I'm thinking a goat cheese that has, like blueberry and different flavors and stuff. Oh yes, I think it would be fine. Canada's Limited Edition Kraft, pumpkin spice mac and cheese. Um, I
Speaker 2 32:09
think I'm gonna pass. I don't know if that kind of cheese, like a Yeah, American cheddar, yeah, I
Unknown Speaker 32:15
don't know about that. Yeah.
Speaker 1 32:17
I'm torn. So this one was kind of special. And it looks like they just sent it to influencers, and it came with, like a, like a fake Starbucks cup with a little craft logo, and you could write your name on it, and you it kind of was, like a little latte, but it was macaroni, so
Unknown Speaker 32:38
for that reason, I think I'd smash, yeah. I
Speaker 2 32:40
mean, that makes it sound kind of fun. I think I'd like to try nibble, but I feel like I wouldn't like it. So stick with pass. We're against food
Unknown Speaker 32:48
waste on this podcast, yes, yes,
Unknown Speaker 32:52
we sure are.
Speaker 1 32:53
So this is actually a current one that is in five US store locations across the country. Oh, one of them being in Irving, Texas, and that is a 711 Limited Edition pumpkin spice Slurpee.
Unknown Speaker 33:10
I think I would say Smash.
Unknown Speaker 33:14
I would say Smash, but I wouldn't be expecting a lot.
Speaker 2 33:16
Yeah, yeah. Like, I like, I guess I'm just thinking it's like, oh, it's just almost like pumpkin spice latte, like ice or Yeah, but yeah, without the coffee taste, I guess,
Speaker 1 33:32
uh, good culture, cottage cheese, pumpkin spice.
Speaker 2 33:37
I don't I think I'm gonna say, No. I think just liquidy, liquidy cheeses is making me like, no,
Speaker 1 33:47
um, this isn't gonna surprise anyone. I think I would smash
Unknown Speaker 33:53
I've cottage cheese.
Unknown Speaker 33:56
I love cottage cheese. Do you like it?
Speaker 1 34:01
If you haven't tried the good culture brand, I highly recommend it, because it's more like, kind of closer to ricotta, like, it's more solid. I don't like ricotta.
Speaker 2 34:15
I'm not fluent in cheese, okay?
Unknown Speaker 34:22
I just like eating.
Speaker 1 34:25
I was gonna say I'm not either, but I don't know. I just like eating and not to sorry. Oh no, no, I
Speaker 2 34:32
was discussing I just don't like lots of cheeses there.
Speaker 1 34:36
Not to make it weird, since I was one of these products, but I do have a pumpkin spice ramen on here. Oh, okay, pretend it's not me, though. Pretend it's another Aquarius. So
Speaker 2 34:52
it does sound disgusting, but I think I would smash I do too,
Unknown Speaker 34:55
yeah. So
Speaker 1 34:58
you know what I think I'm gonna. Be on the lookout for one, and we can try it. It'll get some goldfish too, because the goldfish would be good. No,
Speaker 2 35:07
I guess I'm open to trying any of the pumpkin spice stuff. I'm willing to try a lot of it. Yeah, okay, yeah. I'm
Speaker 1 35:16
sad that we never ended up getting the Budweiser, the pumpkin spice. Oh yeah. Last year, when I looked, I could only find it in Houston, which was like three hours from here, and I haven't looked this year, but maybe next episode, I'll I'll be on the lookout for some treats, and we can do a little Yeah, little
Unknown Speaker 35:36
taste testing, yeah.
Speaker 2 35:38
I'll keep a little eye out too. And maybe if we get out of town, we'll keep an eye out for anything interesting. Budweiser wounds to you. Well,
Speaker 1 35:48
is there anything pumpkin spice that you would like to see that isn't on the market?
Unknown Speaker 35:56
AK, 40 sevens.
Speaker 1 36:01
I mean, every American needs one, so why not make it
Unknown Speaker 36:06
fall ish, yeah,
Speaker 2 36:07
and the gunpowder will be pumpkin spice scented. I
Unknown Speaker 36:11
feel like it should have glitter in it too.
Unknown Speaker 36:14
Yeah, why not sure? Yeah, glitter in it.
Speaker 2 36:16
The paint will be glitter. We'll have, you know, orange with glitter and like the paint from the nail polish. Yeah, it'll smell like it to you. It'll be every white woman's dream, every white southern woman's dream.
Unknown Speaker 36:35
What about you?
Unknown Speaker 36:38
Um, not
Unknown Speaker 36:40
that I can think of off the top of my head.
Speaker 1 36:46
I feel like a cracker would be good, which I'm sure exists somewhere, but not necessarily pumpkin spice, but just pumpkin flavor. And then you could put a cheese on it, and if you wanted it to be sweet. You could do honey or Yeah, I
Unknown Speaker 37:01
think that'd be really good.
Unknown Speaker 37:04
Maybe a gluten free cracker.
Unknown Speaker 37:06
Did you try the pumpkin sushi from hub
Unknown Speaker 37:09
last year? Nope,
Unknown Speaker 37:12
I sure did. Nope.
Speaker 1 37:13
So it was, again, just pumpkin. It wasn't sweet or anything, and it was pretty good. Cool.
Speaker 2 37:19
Maybe I'll, yeah, maybe I'll look at their sushi. What is their sushi place called? Is this like heb sushi, or like sushi me or something? It's
Speaker 1 37:28
karma sushi, like sushi. Ah, okay, yeah,
Speaker 2 37:32
I know it had some silly kind of name. It's actually
Unknown Speaker 37:36
pretty good. If
Speaker 1 37:37
you don't live in Texas and you ever come to HEB like they have actual sushi people making it there that seem to be professional, yeah.
Speaker 2 37:46
And they seem to do seasonal stuff too. Like, I remember the Valentine's Day and stuff they had, like, a had one, but, um, it always looks really good. And I'll pick one up, but then I see like, another, like, pre made meal that they have, like, right next to the sushi. And I'm just like, oh, but that looks so fucking good too. And I just never get the sushi.
Speaker 1 38:05
Oh yeah. Some of the seasonal ones are kind of May, but overall, I don't think I've ever had a bad one
Unknown Speaker 38:14
grocery stone sushi in the
Unknown Speaker 38:17
sands. Do it
Speaker 2 38:21
and you lens, I guess we'll call you little wins. You guys have a good have a good pumpkin spice episode. Yes, I hope you enjoyed it. Thank you, Alyssa, for sharing very important fall update.
Unknown Speaker 38:38
Yes,
Speaker 1 38:39
thank you. I'm sorry I didn't have more to share. As I said, the pumpkin spice market seems to be this year, which is sad, kind of concerning. And like Starbucks,
Speaker 2 38:49
they kind of sounds fine, okay. I guess I drink Starbucks a lot. I'm that person, um, but yeah, they, I mean, yes, they're doing their pumpkin spice stuff, but they also came out with, like, a pecan Oh latte. So I feel like they're kind of
Unknown Speaker 39:05
looking for a variety, oh
Unknown Speaker 39:07
yeah, to offer,
Speaker 1 39:09
didn't they do apple or something last year for fall? Yeah, they
Speaker 2 39:13
have that again this year, some kind of apple crisp something. Yeah, I
Unknown Speaker 39:17
never, I never get it.
Unknown Speaker 39:18
Um, yeah, so,
Speaker 2 39:21
um, I guess I just like to keep up with Starbucks a little bit. I
Speaker 1 39:26
guess, yeah, Jay, the room we're in is just completely lined with Starbucks cups. Um, yeah,
Unknown Speaker 39:34
I'm gonna open a franchise soon
Unknown Speaker 39:37
down Blue's gonna be your main dream.
Unknown Speaker 39:39
God, that would be so cute.
Unknown Speaker 39:43
That's like a different take on a cat cafe, the cats.
Speaker 1 39:48
I mean, it can be mayor, so why couldn't they make the drink? That's true. We need more animal rights. It's true.
Speaker 2 39:56
You know what also so cute is you fatheads. Thank. You for listening. You were so cute just sitting there listening this whole episode. Very cute. And I saw that little smile on your face. I saw it. We're smiling
Unknown Speaker 40:09
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Unknown Speaker 40:12
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Speaker 2 40:18
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Unknown Speaker 40:29
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Unknown Speaker 40:33
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Unknown Speaker 40:34
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