Nervous Laughter Podcast

Episode 117: Wet Finger Dentistry

Episode Summary

We’re here to teach you a very important lesson, Fatheads…keep everything dry! Buckle in for some let’s sees and health and wellness tips!

Episode Notes

We’re here to teach you a very important lesson, Fatheads…keep everything dry! Buckle in for some let’s sees and health and wellness tips!

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Episode Transcription

Unknown Speaker  0:00  

So Jamie, I'm gonna play you a commercial, and you can tell me how much money it would take for you to talk this way and have it filmed to be a commercial.

 

Unknown Speaker  0:16  

"This is a master crotch sweat controller, and it's awesome for under boob sweat. What I noticed as I was getting older was that I sweat in the crotch, oh, area, way more than I did when I was younger. And I don't know why that is. And what happens is, you're doing anything and you're sweating. You're sweating in your armpits. That's what this is for. It is so easy to just like, cut just a glide down."

 

I like where it's tough to the picture of her, just like, swiping it down. Like,

 

Unknown Speaker  1:04  

yeah. So what'd you think about that?

 

Unknown Speaker  1:08  

Um,

 

Unknown Speaker  1:11  

you know what, if they wanted to sponsor the podcast? I think I would do it three sponsor on my podcast.

 

Unknown Speaker  1:22  

I I will say I tried Lumi one time, and it was when I was working somewhere that I was wearing a lab coat and running around a lot, my armpits have literally never smelled worse. Really, it was awful. Ew. I don't know if it was either some natural deodorant.

 

Unknown Speaker  1:43  

You're like, Okay, I could wear this if I'm, like, hanging out, but not active. Yeah, this one was one that I could not be active. Oh, yeah, you don't want to. Yeah,

 

Unknown Speaker  1:55  

it's gross. Bake it or whatever. Oh,

 

Unknown Speaker  2:01  

welcome to nervous laughter podcast. We're the podcast where, if you pay us enough, I guess, yeah, we'll talk about our sweaty crotch. Whatevs, yeah, yeah, it's cool. I'm Jamie. I'm Alyssa.

 

Unknown Speaker  2:14  

Just a free piece of advice for your sweaty crotch.

 

Unknown Speaker  2:20  

Lush has a product called silky underwear. It's just like a powder thing. You can use it for your under boobs, okay, you can use it for your crotch. You can use it for your butt crack. You can use it for your feet, anywhere that gets sweaty, really. So

 

Unknown Speaker  2:36  

damn okay. I like to use that if I'm like, going out walking for a real long time. Did you take it to New York? I did, okay. And yeah, you said a decent, a decent bit. Okay, my crotch never smelled fresher.

 

Unknown Speaker  2:54  

That's why that little rat snuck in and kissed you on the eyes.

 

Unknown Speaker  3:00  

Give me a little

 

Unknown Speaker  3:04  

kiss,

 

Unknown Speaker  3:06  

little kiss. But yeah, that's okay. Anyway,

 

Unknown Speaker  3:10  

yeah, I saw that, and I was like, what

 

Unknown Speaker  3:14  

you have a crutch. That was a way to open it. It was, but it's nice that thank you for offering that for the podcast. I was trying to remember there was something weird that I said I would do for the podcast.

 

Unknown Speaker  3:33  

Oh, I can't remember. Finally, I remember it, and I think I was like, No, I really no way.

 

Unknown Speaker  3:41  

Was it like eating something or licking something

 

Unknown Speaker  3:46  

that sounds right?

 

Unknown Speaker  3:49  

I don't know. You know, usually I'm somebody that like, for the right amount of money. I'm like, okay, yeah, I can. I could do it this. I think I would have, I could do a an audio ad. But I don't think I would want my face filmed and me like pretending to apply deodorant to my crotch. I think that would be a little hard for me. I feel like I would,

 

Unknown Speaker  4:18  

like, at least our ground is, like, fully covered for, like, anything that the podcast needs to do, we have, like, all comfort zones reached. I think maybe it's just a temporary thing, because, like, I haven't felt very confident in a while, so you're vaginal odor,

 

Unknown Speaker  4:39  

like,

 

Unknown Speaker  4:41  

we're starting the ad now,

 

Unknown Speaker  4:50  

discomfort, but, yeah, I think it's maybe a temporary thing. I'm like, I just feel like, so fugly, so I wouldn't want an ad.

 

Unknown Speaker  5:00  

About my crotch sweat, but you know what, if I have a glow up, I think I would be okay doing it. Girl, you already glowing.

 

Unknown Speaker  5:09  

I'm doing a chest shake.

 

Unknown Speaker  5:11  

My vibrato is

 

Unknown Speaker  5:14  

okay. Well, yeah, fuck it. Order this sweaty crotch product everywhere, yeah, just kidding, don't, because Lumi is not sponsoring us. But do the lush one? Yeah, I'll have to try that out.

 

Unknown Speaker  5:27  

Um, speaking of stores, my sister works at a store sweet and, uh,

 

Unknown Speaker  5:38  

something I didn't write down.

 

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She was at work one day, she works at a retail store, and a customer dropped some meth in the self checkout. Oh, so the cops were called, which at first I was like, that's weird, but also that makes sense, because

 

Unknown Speaker  6:02  

as a worker there, you wouldn't want to be on video picking up the myth and walking out of frame. So I was like, okay, yeah, I guess that is smart. Let

 

Unknown Speaker  6:13  

me just pick that up. At least a kid didn't pick it up or something like that. Yeah, I need to ask her if there's any updates. But I thought that was pretty crazy. She works in like, a tiny little town. Oh, I mean, that makes perfect sense,

 

Unknown Speaker  6:26  

true, tiny town hand in hand. This one's kind of like a tiny, like, like a homey kind of, yeah, so it didn't have quite the right vibe. But okay, also, I guess that's kind of asshole ish of me, because everyone has addiction issues and crotch sweat issues, so yeah, both at

 

Unknown Speaker  6:52  

the same time, same time, life is hard.

 

Unknown Speaker  6:57  

Another weird thing that she told me

 

Unknown Speaker  7:02  

she was helping this old man that's kind of a regular at her store,

 

Unknown Speaker  7:07  

and

 

Unknown Speaker  7:09  

he was like, Oh, thanks. You know, if I were 50 years younger, I would kidnap you and run away with you. Why isn't that fucking insane? She said he could, like, barely get around. He's like, how kidnapped. Maybe he's, like, a cold case serial killer or something, maybe

 

Unknown Speaker  7:35  

chills. It's very creepy,

 

Unknown Speaker  7:39  

and not to excuse that, but I feel

 

Unknown Speaker  7:44  

I don't know, at least growing up in the area, I did, I feel like men just would say weird shit like that and mean it as a compliment. By no means is that okay. But yeah, I feel like something that old men are just like, Yeah, I would knock you over the head and take you to my house

 

Unknown Speaker  8:10  

again.

 

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It's

 

Unknown Speaker  8:17  

like the fucking calm Facebook comment,

 

Unknown Speaker  8:21  

oh, yeah,

 

Unknown Speaker  8:23  

this man did that in real life, again, not to excuse this in any way, but, yeah, it was really fucking creepy and awkward, like very bad way to try to execute a compliment, sir. Yeah, no, I luckily he could not really get around. So even if he was a serial killer in the past, does not sound like he's physically able anymore. So, but it sure sounds like he reminisces, hey, yeah,

 

Unknown Speaker  8:51  

and my sister just said okay and walked away.

 

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Think it's amazing. Okay.

 

Unknown Speaker  9:02  

Root

 

Unknown Speaker  9:05  

we were talking about this at the Texas Roadhouse, which we talked about last episode, she told me some funny shit, biscuits or buttered house rolls. You got to get it on the way home. Yeah, and they have, like, family style stuff so you could get it and have it for a couple meals. Yeah.

 

Unknown Speaker  9:25  

Have a little backlog. Backlog.

 

Unknown Speaker  9:29  

Another funny thing that,

 

Unknown Speaker  9:33  

another funny thing that she told me

 

Unknown Speaker  9:37  

so she has a co worker that she's pretty good friends with that CO worker's sister

 

Unknown Speaker  9:45  

was going to get a car and buy a car, and she kind of sounds like she's like us. She's

 

Unknown Speaker  9:53  

kind of like shy sometimes has a hard time asserting herself. Mm.

 

Unknown Speaker  10:00  

Hmm, which we don't all the time, but sometimes it is hard. And so she told her sister, like, Hey, I'm gonna buy a new car. Usually, I let people talk me into shit that I don't want, and I just go along with it. Absolutely not gonna do that this time. I'm gonna stand my ground. So she goes in,

 

Unknown Speaker  10:22  

I know you have dealership trauma, so you like this.

 

Unknown Speaker  10:27  

She's talking to this guy, and it starts going down the path that she didn't want it to he's kind of like talking over like, oh yeah, we'll do this. Blah, blah, blah. So she just gets up and runs out of

 

Unknown Speaker  10:48  

the room. I mean, it accomplished what she promised. Because, I mean, there's times I would have definitely just been too scared to even leave, yeah, for sure, folded, but that's just kind of like, that's a lot of money. I can't do it,

 

Unknown Speaker  11:02  

yeah, she just ran out. But the horrible part that I feel like would be our fear is the guy ran after her for a little bit and was like,

 

Unknown Speaker  11:13  

terrible, fucking terrible. Ah, yeah, um Yeah.

 

Unknown Speaker  11:20  

She went about it a weird way. But you know what? I'm gonna put that in my arsenal of things. And if I'm ever just so panicked, I'll just, I mean, I did do this run, yeah, I kind of did do that with the Zumba class, with my floppy titties. Remember, I just left.

 

Unknown Speaker  11:37  

So

 

Unknown Speaker  11:39  

sometimes you gotta run away.

 

Unknown Speaker  11:43  

I think I have some times, definitely from conversations, I've just

 

Unknown Speaker  11:47  

ducked out just like, said something, and just turn around left, like, No, I have to get conversations done.

 

Unknown Speaker  11:57  

One more thing that she told me,

 

Unknown Speaker  12:00  

if you've never listened to zero phone podcast, you definitely should.

 

Unknown Speaker  12:06  

They have this clip that they played and kind of became a popular thing on the show where I can't remember, but I want to say it was a little boy like

 

Unknown Speaker  12:17  

dumping a whole bowl of Halloween candy into his, like, trick or treat thing to take away instead of just taking one piece.

 

Unknown Speaker  12:27  

Let's see. Yeah, let's see. Okay, yeah, I think that's what the video was, but yeah, the doorbell camera picks up him going, let's see. And so that's become a thing on their show, like doing a let's see. And I like to do a let's see. Every now and again, I do too. Yeah, everybody has a let's see moment. Sometimes you don't think about it, and then you're like, oh shit, I'm, I'm, let's see. And so let's see.

 

Unknown Speaker  13:00  

She's in a Facebook group for her neighborhood, and I guess it's kind of been a common thing in their group for people to rehome pets in the group for kind of dumbass reasons. Oh, okay, I do understand when people have to rehome pets.

 

Unknown Speaker  13:21  

I get it, but I'm the type of person where I'm like, Okay, if you get a pet, you keep it until the end, unless, like, you fall on super hard times and can't afford it, or unless, like, you die. To me, it's not like, oh, I had a baby. Well, like, you knew you had a fucking cat bitch. Like, what? Fuck you? Yeah, that's really dumb. And my sister's like that too. And I guess there had been a lot of these posts, and it was a dog, and the lady posting it was like, Well, you know, we've been really trying to have a baby, and we finally have and like, we can't give the dog enough attention, so we want to rehome it. Blah, blah, blah. And my sister said she was in kind of a shitty mood.

 

Unknown Speaker  14:13  

I love it when I can make comments.

 

Unknown Speaker  14:21  

Let's see sometimes. And she was like, why not rehome the baby? And then

 

Unknown Speaker  14:30  

the dog was there for her, why not rehome the baby? She told me, Oh my God. I don't know why, but it just like, hit me, and I was laughing so fucking hard. And she did end up having like, a good conversation with the girl.

 

Unknown Speaker  14:47  

Lady, like, I just, did you respond, like, super seriously to it? Yeah, she responded kind of serious, and then, like, somebody else jumped in to kind.

 

Unknown Speaker  15:00  

Defend that lady's honor and be like, if you can't say anything nice, just don't say anything at all. And

 

Unknown Speaker  15:07  

it's fucking shitty. I'm sorry. Facebook, yeah, and then I I've definitely been involved in those Facebook situations. Oh, yeah, me too. Oh, for sure, but yeah, we were laughing about her just fucking shrugging like when you gave up the baby, the shrugging emoji really adds something it does. And she has an Android, which I know you do too, but to me, an iPhone person, I'm like, it looks different than my shrug emoji, which makes it funnier.

 

Unknown Speaker  15:42  

Different. One kind

 

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of weird, kind of like it.

 

Unknown Speaker  15:48  

But yeah, I encourage all of you to do, let's sees and tell us about them. Tell zero fun podcast about your let's see legal. Let's see, just like a fun let's see, don't get caught. Maybe, I mean, that's the extra, let's see, that's right there. Sometimes you got to do a little spicy. Let's see,

 

Unknown Speaker  16:11  

just don't get caught. Yeah, yeah, don't get caught. I guess I shouldn't endorse crime, but it depends, depends on the crime. It depends on the crime. It really does.

 

Unknown Speaker  16:23  

It really does. I

 

Unknown Speaker  16:26  

can't agree to an extent.

 

Unknown Speaker  16:30  

Let's see.

 

Unknown Speaker  16:35  

Do you have any thoughts on any of those stories, any, let's sees that you've done recently, or any times you've run away.

 

Unknown Speaker  16:47  

Oh, like, in a stressful, anxiety driven run away. Okay, no, I was like, I hid in the back of my sister's truck when I was, like, 14,

 

Unknown Speaker  16:58  

because I ran away.

 

Unknown Speaker  17:01  

Um, do no. I

 

Unknown Speaker  17:06  

don't know if I shared this, let's see on a podcast before, but I worked at this one place where you could, like, pick to order lunch from somewhere,

 

Unknown Speaker  17:14  

and it was my turn, and there was, like, way fewer people in the office, and for some fucking reason I got stuck on this. Let's see. You know how you just get stuck on one sometimes, yeah, and I'm like, Well, I said you could order from anywhere that you want, so I'm gonna do raisin canes. And

 

Unknown Speaker  17:34  

we had raisin canes, one person ordered, or they just got, brought a salad from home, or whatever. And then I think after that, they introduced, like, a rule that's, like, within reason or something, or like, you know, where there's at least something for everybody. But I was like,

 

Unknown Speaker  17:49  

it takes some action to get rules refined. I mean, no one was like, you're in trouble, or like, You're mad.

 

Unknown Speaker  17:59  

Again, I got stuck on a, let's see the

 

Unknown Speaker  18:03  

vegetarian, vegan, whatever people. They were not in the office, and it was smaller crowded people. So I was like, let's see. Let's see here, how much do they really mean anything you want. I'm gonna say I feel like that company that's a little stupid in mind. I mean, they were giving us free food. So, I mean, I guess no room to really complain, but I just got weirdly stuck on that, let's see. And I just had to be like, All right, everyone's getting canes for lunch. I mean, this is really good. It just feels a little snobby to me, like we're better than than fast food. Oh yeah, I think it was just like, because it is like a smaller office, so I think it's just kind of like, we like to have healthier options, and not just chicken nuggets for an option, because I love it.

 

Unknown Speaker  18:57  

It is a fast food option. But yes, there's such as, like, you only get chicken nuggets, fries, toast, coleslaw, sweet tea, cane sauce. I mean, even if you didn't eat chicken,

 

Unknown Speaker  19:14  

I'm going to bat for you on this.

 

Unknown Speaker  19:19  

Like,

 

Unknown Speaker  19:21  

no, I was wrong. I'm getting up and walking out of the room and you're like, no souls,

 

Unknown Speaker  19:28  

but yeah, that's all I have for a let's see. I guess.

 

Unknown Speaker  19:33  

Well,

 

Unknown Speaker  19:35  

there are some professions that have done some weird Let's seize in the past. Oh, I might have one to add. Oh, to it. It's not a past profession, but maybe new one if Should I start with that one? Okay. Um, so recently there was a streamer. His name is Asian, Andy.

 

Unknown Speaker  19:59  

Um.

 

Unknown Speaker  20:00  

I guess I'll say it up front, he's, I guess he could be a little controversial, a little not PC, okay, so

 

Unknown Speaker  20:09  

like he's

 

Unknown Speaker  20:10  

one of those streamers that will let people write whatever in a voice message or play like whatever songs they pay to play, and some other songs are racist, but part of the thing with it is he's in public, and so he has to deal with people.

 

Unknown Speaker  20:30  

I see, so it makes an uncomfortable situation that he usually winds up getting kind of chewed up over. But I see it's a really shitty out where they're like, Oh, I can't control what the truth, yeah, but, but he has a lot of other, like, funny content outside of, like, just that, like, but anyway, back to what Asian Andy is doing now.

 

Unknown Speaker  20:54  

So he had, like, a unique opportunity. Oh, gosh, look at this man.

 

Unknown Speaker  21:02  

What? It was actually, it's like, using all of that for good. I know it sounds weird, but it's like, so his sister, when she got pregnant and had kids, they decided to, like, invest in a move into, like, another house or whatever, and like, have a property as, like an Airbnb, or, yeah, an Airbnb for some some income, just so she could take a little time off with the kids.

 

Unknown Speaker  21:29  

And they live in California, I'm pretty sure, which has like crazy squatter laws. And so someone came in the house, squatted there, and then was, you know, technically, a resident or whatever.

 

Unknown Speaker  21:41  

And so Asian Andy's like, Yo, I'm a fucking troll. I'm gonna go move in there and just fucking fuck with this lady for a long time. Hell, yeah, yeah. So they just fuck with the squatter, like, over and over.

 

Unknown Speaker  21:57  

It's very entertaining to watch. This woman has like, she's a serial squatter. She's had issues with the law, with it in the past, and just other kind of things. So, yeah, if you need something good to watch, just look up like Asian Andy squatter, and you'll find it. And he eventually pulls in a more trollier Streamer.

 

Unknown Speaker  22:20  

I think it's SJC. I think his name is, but,

 

Unknown Speaker  22:26  

yeah, he he goes even harder on trolling her.

 

Unknown Speaker  22:31  

That sounds awesome. It's awesome. It's like, the first case I think I've seen, like, trolling for good. Oh yeah. And I was like, wow, that's really interesting. Like,

 

Unknown Speaker  22:41  

new kind of job, because I'm sure there really is a good idea, like, just make it so fucking miserable if they want to leave. And they're both streamers, so they just stream the whole thing, and now they're cutting it up and making videos for YouTube and stuff. So, like, you know, it's just helping their content. Because what a wild time to be alive. So it's like, damn, there's probably a lot of other people with squatting problems that's like a really good, interesting solution, because I guess it doesn't really like spoil anything, because the journey is really the fun part. Oh yeah, but yeah, she winds up. She winds up getting arrested at the end and kicked out because she like, spit on one of them, and so they actually had, like, a physical assault charge or whatever. That's awesome. So yeah, it's a really good fun watch if you just need,

 

Unknown Speaker  23:30  

if you just need, to laugh at something that's happening to a bad person. Yeah, you know, I do love to do that. But yeah, so that's some of the new opportunities available on the focus a nice new one. Can you tell us about some of these older jobs? Sure. So this is actually a common profession, if you've ever heard of it, a dentist. Yes, I dabble,

 

Unknown Speaker  23:56  

but

 

Unknown Speaker  23:58  

so I the reason I bring this up is because and we've talked about, kind of the evolution of sanitation and hygiene and stuff like when we talked about when hand washing became common and daddy clean hands to

 

Unknown Speaker  24:19  

Wash hands. Man, that was such a good episode.

 

Unknown Speaker  24:23  

I can't remember. I can't believe I remembered his name, because I haven't thought about it in a long time. But yeah, daddy, clean hands.

 

Unknown Speaker  24:31  

So I saw a dentist recently talking about how prior to around the mid 80s, a dentist didn't really wear gloves.

 

Unknown Speaker  24:42  

Ooh, of course not. Ew, I can't imagine, like, tasting someone else's hands. Oh, fuck, I didn't even think about that. Like all this, like, salty and just gross. Oh, my God, that's so fucking gross. Sorry. I feel like I really caught you off guard at that.

 

Unknown Speaker  25:02  

I was more thinking about it from the dentist point of view and just how that would feel. I didn't think about that, but yeah, I didn't think about it as the

 

Unknown Speaker  25:13  

person getting the dental work done. But yeah, fucking disgusting, sticking your hand and all those nasty ass mouths, yeah, people are gross as fuck, like I cannot imagine.

 

Unknown Speaker  25:28  

So apparently, they kind of only wore gloves if they knew, like, hey, somebody has this blood condition, or if they could visually see that someone had a cold sore or something like that, okay, but some of those things you people either don't disclose or, you know, shit happens.

 

Unknown Speaker  25:51  

It was a thing where dentists kind of just like, passed fucking cold sores around people. Oh,

 

Unknown Speaker  25:58  

yeah. I mean, think about all the things that makes sense. Wow, if you don't wash your hands properly, and then you're in the next person's mouth, like there's a chance whatever that first bitch had, the other person's gonna have. That is disgusting. Yeah, absolutely gross. This. This was a younger dentist that was talking about it, but he said that he's talked to older dentists, and some of them kind of, like, think about it as, like, the glory days of dentistry.

 

Unknown Speaker  26:29  

Ew. I know, disgusting. Remember raw talking?

 

Unknown Speaker  26:38  

Yeah, that's disgusting. I guess they liked it because it was easier to feel the teeth without a glove, which makes sense. But really fuel the fuzz, really feel the teeth

 

Unknown Speaker  26:52  

so gross. I mean, it's not like I expected them to use gloves in the 1800s but 1985 or something? Yeah, I would, yeah, damn. Do you want to know what this practice was called when they didn't wear gloves? It's one of the grossest terms I've ever heard.

 

Unknown Speaker  27:15  

Wet dogs slap a dog slap down. Just

 

Unknown Speaker  27:24  

wet finger dentistry,

 

Unknown Speaker  27:27  

oh, God, that makes my body cringe.

 

Unknown Speaker  27:40  

Wet finger dentistry is Oh, god.

 

Unknown Speaker  27:46  

Can you imagine their fingers being pruney from something

 

Unknown Speaker  27:51  

so vile, I wonder if you couldn't request wet finger Dentistry Today, it's funny that you say

 

Unknown Speaker  28:00  

that because I tried to find out if you could.

 

Unknown Speaker  28:06  

And I'm in a bunch of crunchy mom groups on Facebook. I love that to get content for the podcast. A lot of the time it's like, kind of depressing or like weird or whatever. But I stay in the groups because I hate myself,

 

Unknown Speaker  28:24  

so it's like, Oh, I feel like a crunchy mom would love wet finger.

 

Unknown Speaker  28:30  

Yeah, that's why, because they're probably like, oh, the gloves, like they have carcinogens in the latex, and like, blah, blah, blah. So I looked it up,

 

Unknown Speaker  28:40  

I didn't see anything about it. I guess it's probably illegal, so maybe people wouldn't talk about it as much. They keep that on the template,

 

Unknown Speaker  28:54  

like, I know a good wet finger guy.

 

Unknown Speaker  29:00  

It's like the, what's it called? The like, prohibition, wet fingers,

 

Unknown Speaker  29:08  

the special knock. It's just like a thing with your mouth. Like,

 

Unknown Speaker  29:17  

so gross, but I did find something else fucking disgusting that has to do with wetness.

 

Unknown Speaker  29:27  

It's not the doesn't need the tumble deodorant or

 

Unknown Speaker  29:32  

whatever.

 

Unknown Speaker  29:34  

My crotch is sweating so much, wet crotch chemistry, the

 

Unknown Speaker  29:40  

Looby loomi on the teeth before

 

Unknown Speaker  29:45  

this is a method called a wet sock treatment.

 

Unknown Speaker  29:52  

Sounds familiar? Oh, really. Okay, so a mom was saying that her baby had a fever and.

 

Unknown Speaker  30:00  

Yeah, I swear. Like, sometimes I am afraid to be in these groups, because people are like, Well, my kid has like, 150 degree fever, like, Should I try thieves oil? You know, it's like, shit like that, yeah? But actually, people gave good advice, go to the hospital. Yeah, it was that. Or people were like, Oh, it's a common myth, like, don't give a baby a bath when they have a fever, because, like, it'll lower their temperature. But then once they get out of the bath and it goes back up, they can have, like, febrile seizure seizures and stuff. Oh, so I was like, Okay, people are giving some good advice. But of course, I had to look up what a wet sock treatment was, because, sorry, real quick. Did anyone recommend a Bethel Church?

 

Unknown Speaker  30:50  

No, but maybe someone could suck the fever out of the baby, lay hands on the

 

Unknown Speaker  30:58  

sandpit.

 

Unknown Speaker  31:00  

Fever be gone.

 

Unknown Speaker  31:03  

Little baby, let go with a favor.

 

Unknown Speaker  31:07  

But sorry,

 

Unknown Speaker  31:11  

what was the so? What does, what sock? The wet sock treatment.

 

Unknown Speaker  31:18  

It's this seems like a fucking nightmare to me, because there's nothing worse than stepping in water in your socks. I fucking hate it, and that's basically what this treatment is. Oh, just wearing like, wet socks. Yeah, I'm gonna give you a step by step, because it's disgusting. So

 

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for your supplies, you're going to need a pair of very thin cotton socks,

 

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a pair of thick wool socks,

 

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two sets of sweats or warm pajamas and a bowl of ice water, a bowl, bowl.

 

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What? What

 

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you're going to do, you're

 

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going to take a hot bath for five to 10 minutes. This is very important and effective for the treatment. In fact, it could be harmful if your feet are not warmed first,

 

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oh, then you soak the thin pair of cotton socks in the bowl of the bowl,

 

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ball of ice water. You wring the socks out thoroughly so they don't drip. You dry your feet, and then you put the wet socks on your feet and cover with the thick wool socks

 

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so you've got on sopping wet, cold socks, and then they're covered by a pair of thick socks that are holding that moisture against your body. And that sounds like my ultimate nightmare. Sounds like it would make you sick. Well, it says if you don't do it properly,

 

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then you can be sick, because you have to wait until

 

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the socks are dry,

 

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because if you don't, it won't work and it'll make you sicker. I don't fucking I guess, sounds like you're just gonna be sick. Either way, you're

 

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gonna be sicker.

 

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But yeah, it says that it's good for building your immune system, fighting off infections, and it has mild sedative properties, which it would do the exact opposite for me. I would be anxious as fuck if my feet were wet and wearing wool socks. Yeah, I don't like the the wet socks and then putting socks over it. Really don't like the wet socks. You're just like solidifying the

 

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I don't, yeah, no, I don't like it. And it says,

 

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I don't know, I'm not a healthcare professional or a biological scientist. So, like, I don't know if any of that stuff works, but it just sounds like bullshit. These people are definitely not either.

 

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This is from a website called, like, I don't even remember, but it was like, live natural, like your natural solution, but yeah, you're supposed to. It's a good sign if you wake up in the middle of the night, like, covered in sweat, because that means your body's getting rid of it, and that's why you need the second pair of pajamas. So not only are you gonna have wet socks, you're gonna have wet pajamas. Oh, it's just a nightmare. Yeah, like I always just did, like the sweated out method, oh yeah, like blankets and just wrap up in a blanket and just get really hot, sweaty. You

 

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know, that's.

 

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Any better,

 

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but it's always like, gross, like, I've got, like, a wet sock feet.

 

Unknown Speaker  35:06  

I would not just,

 

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I just in the morning, just peeling that shit off. Was just, you know,

 

Unknown Speaker  35:16  

yeah, awful. But with Lumi, yeah, Louie will make the fever go away.

 

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No more sweats. I feel like whenever anybody has a problem in these crunchy moms group groups, it'll be like, Okay, we're going to somebody will recommend essential oils, and then somebody else will always be like, put some breast milk on it.

 

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Oh, wow,

 

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which I don't know. I didn't

 

Unknown Speaker  35:54  

know that was a thing, yeah, apparently breast milk is supposed to do stuff topically. But sometimes, oh, which I don't, maybe it does, but sometimes people will say it for things that it doesn't make sense for at all. I don't know. Like, oh, my husband has a cold. Somebody's like, we'll just give him a little shot of breast milk or something like, I mean,

 

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come here, Annie, let me get my boob ready.

 

Unknown Speaker  36:25  

That's probably something people pay a lot of money for to see on the internet. People are fucking weird. Yeah, I know that there's women that solar breast milk. So that's a fairly common thing. Bodybuilders like to buy it. Oh, okay. Just has extra stuffs, yeah, I can't remember if it's

 

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like just the nutrients, or if it's

 

Unknown Speaker  36:51  

like the fat content. I can't remember, but yeah, that's a thing, people. It's for the Insta content, for the Instagram

 

Unknown Speaker  37:01  

Yeah, I think I remember a long time ago saying it was, like an online thing, so it could have just been bullshit. But yeah, this girl was like, I,

 

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uh,

 

Unknown Speaker  37:11  

I take, like, some of my friends sperm and drink, like, take, like, a shot of it every other day or whatever, for, like, my facial stuff.

 

Unknown Speaker  37:23  

No, no, not doing that. Nope, your friend. First of all, the fact that it's a friend. No, yeah, I feel like he gets a boner for that. Yeah. Second of all, room temperature or cold even, because I'm assuming it's not fresh from the source. Oh, God, cold.

 

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It's like a Southern New southern quote, and goes down like a glass a cold

 

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summer day.

 

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Perfect southern saying,

 

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because that is a horrible thing I imagine,

 

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like granny always says, goes down like a classic

 

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granny. Lynn, ah,

 

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yeah,

 

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and like granny always said, party on, party on keep everything dry is basically what we've learned in this episode. Follow us on social media

 

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and rate review, subscribe, tell us about your weird health practices.

 

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We might laugh, but yeah, sorry,

 

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I might do some weird stuff. I mean, if I need to laugh or not, yeah.

 

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All right. Well, party on photos. Party on with those wet fingers. You.