Nervous Laughter Podcast

Episode 116: Did That Come Out Of My Mouth?!

Episode Summary

A mostly Southern speaking themed episode!

Episode Notes

A mostly Southern speaking themed episode!

“Independent senator Fatima Payman speaks to the sigmas of Australia” https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/video/2024/sep/11/skibidi-payman-opposes-social-age-limit-in-speech-to-gen-z-and-gen-alpha-video

Baltimore accent - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oj7a-p4psRA

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Episode Transcription

Unknown Speaker  0:00  

Today we had someone come look at our AC, just for after we got it installed or whatever. And he was like, oh yeah. Did they tell you about cleaning out the, like, pipe with vinegar or whatever? I was like, Oh yeah, yeah. He was like, yeah, it gets, like, a build up or whatever. I was like, Yeah, we had to clean it out before it's like, yeah, it's pretty gross, like a big booger. And I was just like,

Yeah, I had to poke it with a stick.  and then there was a little silence. And then he just kept talking about the air conditioner. So,

 

Unknown Speaker  0:58  

hey, that's what we do a nervous laughter podcast, poke, leave giant boogers with sticks. Poke boogers with sticks. Oh, loogie. He said it was a loogie. I was just thinking of friends when Joey Tribbiani called an oyster a booger.

 

Unknown Speaker  1:15  

He's kind of accurate, though. He was like almost slipped on this big booger someone threw on the floor.

 

Unknown Speaker  1:25  

But yeah,

 

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I also forgot to say a little thing when I was talking about New York from the last episode, because I trailed off talking about something else. What dreamed but yeah,

 

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and I had a wet dream, tomato vision about this. I was like, Oh yeah, I forgot to mention this.

 

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But as we were walking, there is this kid and his dad in front of us, kind of like a younger little kid, and then a lady in front of them, and she was smoking, and the little kid was just like,

 

Unknown Speaker  2:02  

Dad, your smoke keeps getting in my eyes, and he just keep complaining about it. And, I mean, I don't know if the lady heard him or not, but she didn't care dad. She's just like, I don't know what to do about it, but I just thought it was funny because he just kept crying about it the whole time,

 

Unknown Speaker  2:20  

not cried about like a little bitch. I mean, you know, it was just, it was bothersome. It was just a fun little slice of life thing.

 

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This mean lady's cigarette smoke is burning my eyes. He's like, I'm trying to walk here.

 

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And she's like, I'm smoking here.

 

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We're just trying to coexist here.

 

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And you know what, there's someone talking here, talking here, talking here,

 

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but in Australia, just someone talking in Australia. Oh, so this

 

Unknown Speaker  3:03  

Oh, God, I don't know why the Australian it's just not hitting with me today. They'll make a delivers. Nope, not working.

 

Unknown Speaker  3:15  

There was a

 

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Australian Senator Fatima paimon. Paimon and she man gave a really weird kind of speech. I think it was in regards to they were supposed to be having, like, a ban on

 

Unknown Speaker  3:34  

social or not, a ban restriction for like, 13 years old and younger to have great idea. I agree, in my opinion, and I think it's like falling behind on its like action plan or something. I'm not really

 

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up to speed on Australian politics, forgive

 

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me, let me tell you about it. Mark.

 

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I don't know what my brain is doing today. It's just not Australians aren't there. But here this, maybe this woman will show us how to do it.

 

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Today, I rise to address an oft forgotten segment of our society. I speak of Generation Z, who will be playing a substantial role in the next election, and generation alpha, who will start to come of age the election after. It is for this reason that I shall now render the remainder of my statement using language they're familiar with to the Sigmas of Australia. I say that this goofy air government have been capping, not just now, but for a long time. A few of you may remember when they said there'll be no phantom tax under the government I lead. They're capaholics. They're also yapaholics. They Yap non stop about how their cost of living measures are changing lives for all Australians, just put the fries in the bag, lil bro. They tell us that they're locked in on.

 

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Approving the housing situation in this country, they must have brain rot from watching too much kaisen at and forgot about their plans to ban social media for kids under 14. If that becomes law, you can forgo skull emoji all about watching Duke Dennis or catching a dub with the bros on Fort chat. Is this Prime Minister serious? Even though he's the Prime Minister of Australia, sometimes it feels like he's the CEO of Ohio. I would be taking an L if I did not mention the ops who want to cut WA, GATS and services tax.

 

Unknown Speaker  5:37  

The decision voters will be making in a few months time will be between a mid government, a dog water opposition, or a cross bench that will mock both of them, though some of you cannot yet vote, I hope when you do, it will be in a more go to Australia for a government with more aura skivity.

 

Unknown Speaker  6:00  

Oh, it's trying too hard to relate to the you.

 

Unknown Speaker  6:08  

Yeah, I think I it's a lot. I think I knew majority of the words, but some of them, I was like, yeah, do I even care to google it now?

 

Unknown Speaker  6:19  

Yeah, there were definitely ones I did not know in the ones that I do know, it's from Tiktok.

 

Unknown Speaker  6:29  

But yeah, we were talking while Jamie was playing it, and she said something about, like,

 

Unknown Speaker  6:38  

yachts and like cutting taxes and, oh, like the Phantom tax, yeah. Or she said, Oh, this was like something else. But what it sounded like she was saying, if I understand that a gyat is a but, that it was like a but cutting taxes, it did not make sense. I mean, overall it did not make sense, but the small part I thought I understood did not make sense. That was the part I didn't understand. I was like, I don't know that one. I'm pretty sure it's a butt. I'm familiar with some of the more Twitch related ones, I guess.

 

Unknown Speaker  7:17  

Ops, but yeah, man, I mean, honestly, I feel like

 

Unknown Speaker  7:25  

the American debate would have been so much better if we just had go to slaying like that. Oh my gosh. Can you imagine Donald Trump trying to do that? I feel like he doesn't understand, like, just everyday phrases in English, like, he would be so fucked. Yeah, I'm glad Kamala didn't try, like, or, I mean, maybe she did try to sneak in some, like, young youth references or something, and I didn't notice it. But at least it wasn't like, you know, Hillary's like Pokemon Go to the poll. Oh, God,

 

Unknown Speaker  8:04  

she does have a Tiktok where she has more kind of, like Gen Z type slang and shit. Oh, fun, but yeah, I'm like, okay,

 

Unknown Speaker  8:17  

yeah, exactly she knows her audience or whatever, like our fucking boomer parents or, well, I won't speak for all of our parents. I'm assuming the majority of our parents do not like her, but

 

Unknown Speaker  8:34  

yeah, they wouldn't get behind that. I feel like if they each represented a social media during the debate, Trump was definitely Facebook. Oh, hardcore. You said the thing about Facebook? I was like, Yes. And I think Kamala pulled off like a nice maybe, like a nice Instagram. You know, it's not like too tick tocky kind of reeled in, but she had a little bit of flair and spice when she was kind of

 

Unknown Speaker  9:01  

nice, yeah,

 

Unknown Speaker  9:05  

yeah, that was a good find. It was very uncomfortable. I think I want to show it to my nephews, because fun, they'll understand it and translate, yeah, that too. I mean, I do like to fuck with them and, like, say the several young people words that I know, and then they get really embarrassed.

 

Unknown Speaker  9:29  

I felt watching that.

 

Unknown Speaker  9:32  

It just felt like it went on for an eternity. Yeah, like she when you think she stops, she just doesn't. She just keeps on talking about a skippity toilet on CEOs of Ohio,

 

Unknown Speaker  9:46  

which is funny that they say that in Australia too, because that's an Americans. I mean, for some reason, I was like,

 

Unknown Speaker  9:57  

what?

 

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But you know, we're all the same around the world. The Internet unites us, even though it's very

 

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garbage at times. Yes, garbage is what unites the world. I guess it does. Speaking of garbage, I have a little bit

 

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of Alyssa Lynn's Tiktok corner. Oh, perfect. So I've seen several different

 

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people posting things like, Oh, this is a, you know, an Eastern accent test to see if you have like a fucking, like Jersey accent. And it's like, Oh, I get five cups of coffee on the corner. But how they say it? They're like, fuck. That's a cool feeling, the cool,

 

Unknown Speaker  10:47  

oh, the first time I did it, I had a very hard time saying this, like, I definitely failed. I'm gonna have, I think I'm gonna do like a robot saying it so that I don't influence you, and like how to say it. And okay, I'll try to say it too, but I've said it so many times trying to say it normal that I think I've fixed myself fixed.

 

Unknown Speaker  11:15  

I feel like I'm going to be thinking about it to trying thinking about trying to say it correctly, too hard. I'm gonna try my best not to. Okay, let's see. Throw it at me. Oh, the robot voice can be British. Well, yeah, oh,

 

Unknown Speaker  11:31  

hopefully that doesn't influence me and I'm Yeah,

 

Unknown Speaker  11:38  

okay, okay, five bowls of boil.

 

Unknown Speaker  11:49  

That's easy. It just like, Yeah, your tongue just ties all over it. So,

 

Unknown Speaker  11:55  

five bowls of boil.

 

Unknown Speaker  11:58  

Oh, I didn't think it said boil. That. Like weird five me too.

 

Unknown Speaker  12:09  

Boil oil is hard to say. Hard to say, boil oil, boiling oil, five bowls of boiling oil sounds like an idiot if I try to say it right,

 

Unknown Speaker  12:23  

would you like your five boils of

 

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boiling

 

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oil? Ma'am,

 

Unknown Speaker  12:32  

oh, my god, can you say it? I was like, do you say it? Super correct. Now, five bowls of boiling

 

Unknown Speaker  12:43  

I did it exactly the same as you I was like, got

 

Unknown Speaker  13:00  

stuck in my head, and then I just, like, kept trying to say it, you know, not sounding like a hillbilly. So, yeah, maybe fucking, you know, I there's some times when the fucking Google Home has trouble. Oh yeah, understanding me, and I'm like, it's just stupid. Maybe I'm a problem. Are

 

Unknown Speaker  13:33  

there

 

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any more of

 

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those?

 

Unknown Speaker  13:44  

Southern accents, but

 

Unknown Speaker  13:48  

I can do a quick, a quick look. Okay, so I found

 

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this guy. This guy's from Alabama, so he has, oh, sorry.

 

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Is, I don't know what their shit is

 

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like, a red dog,

 

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Crimson Tide. Is it just a

 

Unknown Speaker  14:26  

wave? That's the dot that I'm thinking of. Big Ow. It's an elephant. Oh, yeah, big owl for Alabama.

 

Unknown Speaker  14:38  

Do you think I should come over to you and we should do it together. Or do you think we should try it individually? I'll send out, let's say you can, yeah, text it. Okay. I feel like this one is going to be hard for me, because where I noticed my accent is with

 

Unknown Speaker  14:58  

like a.

 

Unknown Speaker  15:00  

The I sound I feel like I sometimes draw it out a lot.

 

Unknown Speaker  15:06  

So this one will be interesting. You go first.

 

Unknown Speaker  15:11  

We ate white rice with God, I feel like I'm just saying it as fast as you can. We ate white rice with a cup of ice on a Friday night with loud pipes and bright lights. Okay, I said it like a robot,

 

Unknown Speaker  15:29  

but it didn't Friday Night Lights.

 

Unknown Speaker  15:36  

We ate white rice with a cup of ice on Friday night with loud pipes and bright lights. Okay, easier, okay, yeah, I guess Alabama's just that Southern.

 

Unknown Speaker  15:47  

Just kidding, Alabama nights

 

Unknown Speaker  15:52  

on you that's not an elephant sound. But you know,

 

Unknown Speaker  15:58  

an arm trunk,

 

Unknown Speaker  16:00  

um, another one of those word tests. There is a Baltimore one that I wanted to show you that was, um, really funny. It's a it's just a minute long. Let me show you.

 

Unknown Speaker  16:13  

I say Baltimore accents. Say this phrase out loud. You

 

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hold on.

 

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Aaron,

 

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earn, damn what the fuck we really talk like that?

 

Unknown Speaker  16:32  

Earn, earn. I earn

 

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iron, earn to EARN. EARN,

 

Unknown Speaker  16:39  

what? I earned iron? No, Aaron earned an iron earn.

 

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Dummy,

 

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earn and earn.

 

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It's not that darn

 

Unknown Speaker  16:57  

earned and iron earned. I mean, Aaron earned an iron

 

Unknown Speaker  17:01  

earned and iron

 

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iron.

 

Unknown Speaker  17:11  

Erin earned an iron earn, dude. That's how I felt doing the boiling oil. One like me too. I feel like in my everyday life, I will notice myself

 

Unknown Speaker  17:26  

having an accent, but I feel like on the podcast, subconsciously, I try to enunciate my words more since it's yeah. Me too of

 

Unknown Speaker  17:39  

audio, take us more seriously,

 

Unknown Speaker  17:42  

but I think I just do it unconsciously because of stuff, like, you know, Siri or whatever, not understanding, oh, yeah, I try to say words more crisp, but yeah, sometimes I'm like, Oh my God. Who just talked? Did that come out of my mouth. Yeah, same here, yeah. Every once in a while, when I listen back, there's like one word. I'm like, Whoa,

 

Unknown Speaker  18:08  

but yeah, I do that too.

 

Unknown Speaker  18:11  

But yeah, I found also, as we were trying to find more of those southern pronunciation things, I found a southern slang quiz. This will be fun, because I feel like a lot of this is really regional, yeah, actually, I think this says it's a regional quiz. Hold on. I lost it. Okay, so this is from

 

Unknown Speaker  18:33  

Aerie. Oh, a real meatball.com.

 

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Oral. Mean, what's

 

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Yeah. It

 

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says, can you speak southern slang fluently? And take the quiz to find out so much you know or don't know about Southern slang in the US. All right, Alyssa, we're doing this live. We're doing it didn't study pressures on care for it. It's on the fly. I've literally never lived anywhere else, so pressures on either, right? You live in Hawaii? Yeah, I live in Hawaii until third grade, and then Mississippi in here.

 

Unknown Speaker  19:19  

I'm what the dollar. Call diverse.

 

Unknown Speaker  19:25  

Was born here, but got here as fast as I could.

 

Unknown Speaker  19:29  

My grandpa had a sticker like that because he was originally from, I think, Iowa. Oh my god. And it was like, not a native Texan, but guy is like, I'm like, oh, it's kind of cute. It is kind of cute, if the person's nice and sweet and stuff.

 

Unknown Speaker  19:50  

First question, what is the translation of fixing to about to, yeah, I'm fixing to. I feel like that's one. I say.

 

Unknown Speaker  20:00  

Get along. Yeah, me too.

 

Unknown Speaker  20:03  

In southern sling. What does ain't got, no? Mean, I don't have any. Don't have any. This feels like common sense. Yeah, I feel like these are really easy. Someone from fucking wet dream tomato city or something wrote this.

 

Unknown Speaker  20:19  

These dumb ass hillbillies. I've seen Friday hotline.

 

Unknown Speaker  20:26  

If you ask someone how they're doing and they reply Fair to Midland, what do they mean by this? Pretty good?

 

Unknown Speaker  20:36  

Yeah. And actually, never heard that one. Oh.

 

Unknown Speaker  20:40  

I think the closest to pretty good is somewhere between okay and almost good. Oh, it's very specific. Oh, okay, yeah, Midland, okay, yeah, I see I like that one. Actually,

 

Unknown Speaker  20:50  

I wonder if that's

 

Unknown Speaker  20:53  

like a Texas one. Since we have Midland Texas, I don't know if it's supposed to be like the actual city, or like, oh, capitalize

 

Unknown Speaker  21:07  

fair or Midland. So I think it's like fair, as the kids would say, fair to mid

 

Unknown Speaker  21:16  

what is young and like, young child. Person,

 

Unknown Speaker  21:22  

Oh, do you say old? Person, I was doing a smart ass.

 

Unknown Speaker  21:29  

Alyssa. Even go here,

 

Unknown Speaker  21:32  

what's over yonder? Over there, somewhere over there.

 

Unknown Speaker  21:40  

This one's chitlins. It's just another children term, wait, chitlins, yeah,

 

Unknown Speaker  21:47  

or a food,

 

Unknown Speaker  21:50  

uh, cooked pig intestines for eating, yeah, that's actually an option.

 

Unknown Speaker  21:54  

Um, another option was a word for chickens, which I feel like that could maybe be I feel or, you know, I feel like I've never heard of it specifically for that. I feel like people would still use it in that way, yeah, little chitlins.

 

Unknown Speaker  22:10  

Uh,

 

Unknown Speaker  22:11  

honestly I thought.

 

Unknown Speaker  22:15  

I thought I didn't know it was spelled with like a CH, chitlins. I thought it was like shitlands. So I was like, oh, it's like, you know, little shitheads like,

 

Unknown Speaker  22:28  

Yes or endearing term for littles.

 

Unknown Speaker  22:35  

Learn something new every day.

 

Unknown Speaker  22:38  

What does the term only a few eggs shy of a dozen. Mean, kind of a dummy?

 

Unknown Speaker  22:45  

Oh, really? Uh oh, oh, yeah. No, I think so yeah. I thought it was there isn't enough eggs. But one of the options is the person being referred to has a mental glitch, mental glit.

 

Unknown Speaker  22:59  

Those are

 

Unknown Speaker  23:01  

my favorite types of southern things, or like, where you're talking shit about somebody. Yeah, I love those. Bless her heart. She's fucking

 

Unknown Speaker  23:14  

stupid.

 

Unknown Speaker  23:17  

Another one is much obliged.

 

Unknown Speaker  23:20  

Thank you very much. I appreciate it.

 

Unknown Speaker  23:26  

What is poke? What poke or poke? A No, there's no accent over the EU, just poke,

 

Unknown Speaker  23:34  

oh, like a slow poke,

 

Unknown Speaker  23:37  

like kind of meandering, uh, I don't know. The options are a southern bird only found in Alabama, okay, a fish,

 

Unknown Speaker  23:48  

a sack or bag,

 

Unknown Speaker  23:50  

a tool for stoking the fire with like a poke and steak. Oh, okay, okay.

 

Unknown Speaker  24:00  

What that is?

 

Unknown Speaker  24:11  

Okay, so this quiz needs to be corrected.

 

Unknown Speaker  24:18  

What is a Yankee dome?

 

Unknown Speaker  24:22  

Small? Currency, northern coins. Let's say northern coin. Yeah, we got one of the massages away,

 

Unknown Speaker  24:32  

a kiss or a joke,

 

Unknown Speaker  24:35  

maybe a kiss like she's a dime, she's a Yankee. I don't know. I don't know that one

 

Unknown Speaker  24:42  

so Yankee dime.

 

Unknown Speaker  24:46  

This is from Wiktionary. It says a kiss, okay, yeah, that's one of the options. Um, yeah, that's a I don't

 

Unknown Speaker  24:56  

know how that means a kiss, but I.

 

Unknown Speaker  25:01  

Someone let us know, or we'll look it up later.

 

Unknown Speaker  25:05  

What's an outhouse

 

Unknown Speaker  25:08  

toilet?

 

Unknown Speaker  25:10  

Huh? Oh, I said, what's an outhouse and I just said, a toilet. Oh, I didn't understand the second

 

Unknown Speaker  25:17  

word, toilet. Yeah, boil it and toilet. I wallet.

 

Unknown Speaker  25:24  

Oh, my God, what is moonshine? That is, I've actually drank moonshine,

 

Unknown Speaker  25:32  

like real moonshine. I must have, I think I have. It's awesome, because it's really filtered so you don't really get a hangover, super distilled. Yeah, I remember in high school, we had this super old substitute, and everyone, everyone liked him. He was a very common substitute there, and he told our class a story about, like, how they used to make moonshine during the prohibition and have to, like,

 

Unknown Speaker  26:08  

evade police and shit. So, so, yeah, that was pretty cool.

 

Unknown Speaker  26:13  

Do you often partake in the moonshine? No,

 

Unknown Speaker  26:19  

somebody that my dad knew was into making it, and it was good. I know they sell moonshine and stores now, but I think it's basically like vodka or whatever. Yeah, different with the process again. I don't really know much about it, but it was good. Yeah,

 

Unknown Speaker  26:41  

what does a hollering at someone mean? Yeah, yelling at them feel like a lot of these are, like, very intuitive too. Yeah, I agree. Context clues. If a southern says, we'll holler at you late after a while, what does that mean? Talk to you later. Yeah,

 

Unknown Speaker  27:04  

translate a ferred. Affird, is that afraid? Affired, affird. How do you see options? It says a, U, H, dash, feared, F, E, A, R, E, D, and it says afraid, offered other or after

 

Unknown Speaker  27:27  

heard, oh, offered

 

Unknown Speaker  27:30  

affird, offered afraid sound, yeah, it sounds closest to offered affird,

 

Unknown Speaker  27:37  

hmm, I don't think I've ever heard it pronounced like that, unless I deserve. Don't even notice it down stuff in really weird ways, though.

 

Unknown Speaker  27:47  

How drunk is three sheets and grandma's quilt in the wind, you fucked up,

 

Unknown Speaker  27:54  

totally plastered.

 

Unknown Speaker  27:58  

You had five bowls.

 

Unknown Speaker  28:01  

We should translate it to three shit. Grandma's on the one,

 

Unknown Speaker  28:06  

what's a mud cat? That's a catfish, right? Oh, okay, yeah, I wasn't 100% sure that makes sense. Catfish. I was gonna say or a crawfish

 

Unknown Speaker  28:22  

cat.

 

Unknown Speaker  28:24  

What is a sod buster? Referring to a soda Buster, I guess a it says a sod grass cutter, shovel, doctor or a farmer?

 

Unknown Speaker  28:36  

Maybe a farmer, yeah,

 

Unknown Speaker  28:39  

I know that one. It's got to be like a farmer or a doctor. No way. It's actually like a shovel or a grass cutter. It's gotta be like I was actually thinking, maybe it's a shovel. Hmm, let's just hear anyhow. Let me just look it up.

 

Unknown Speaker  28:52  

So it's an old fashioned term for a farmer or someone who works the soil. Oh, okay, trying

 

Unknown Speaker  29:01  

to think of the jobs you don't have working soil if you're not a farmer. This is a farm microbiologist, oh, yeah, scientific samples. Uh,

 

Unknown Speaker  29:16  

see what does Don't be accounting your chickens for the hatch. Mean, don't be drinking the solutions, yeah, don't get ahead of yourself. What does a fur piece mean? Fur piece? Yeah,

 

Unknown Speaker  29:33  

I assume it's just like

 

Unknown Speaker  29:35  

an item with fur, but it's the

 

Unknown Speaker  29:38  

the options are a bearskin rug, a mink handbag, a fur coat, very far away or long ago.

 

Unknown Speaker  29:47  

I feel like the last one is Yeah, because all the other ones are like, fur related, yeah, yeah.

 

Unknown Speaker  29:53  

I hadn't heard that one. Either me, either

 

Unknown Speaker  29:56  

if you heard the southern slang phrase, what would you translate?

 

Unknown Speaker  30:00  

To mean? Well, I tell you what, that feller ain't got bad sense.

 

Unknown Speaker  30:06  

He's a dumbass.

 

Unknown Speaker  30:08  

Ain't got fat since, bless his heart. Wait, did it? Was it fat sense or five cents? I think it, I think it said five cents. Oh, you what? That feller ain't got bat sense. Sounds like she said bat sense. I heard fat sense. It might have been fat. She's saying he's rapport, yeah,

 

Unknown Speaker  30:30  

yeah, that's one of the things. So one of the options, okay, I think it says bats, because some of the options are, the man doesn't like bats. The man is sensitive to bats.

 

Unknown Speaker  30:44  

Oh, here's another one to listen to if, if you are asking about the character of a person and hear this reply, what is the meaning of that answer? I trust that woman about as far as I can, pick her up and throw her I knew she was gonna say that, God, don't trust it so much.

 

Unknown Speaker  31:09  

Okay, what is the translation of the child's statement? Oh, it's gonna be a kill. Yeah. When's dad gonna be ready? My belly is telling me that I'm hangry. What? How is that Southern at all? That's just like,

 

Unknown Speaker  31:25  

I'm hungry.

 

Unknown Speaker  31:28  

Stupid,

 

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fucking.

 

Unknown Speaker  31:40  

Yorkers bitten. Hang green.

 

Unknown Speaker  31:47  

All right, what reason does this person give for needing help? God, hey, can you help me out here? I kind of got my tail in a crack. I actually have not heard that one, but just in a pinch. Yeah, in a pinch. Person has a sore tail.

 

Unknown Speaker  32:08  

The person is stuck in a crack.

 

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I can't I get the tail in a crack.

 

Unknown Speaker  32:16  

I can't get it. It's

 

Unknown Speaker  32:18  

like the southern between a Rock in a Hard Place. It's a long way of saying like a phone and I can't get

 

Unknown Speaker  32:28  

what advice is this person giving you? I'm telling you, son, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

 

Unknown Speaker  32:37  

I mean just literally what it says, don't. But it's fine, don't mess with it. Yeah, yeah. Sorry guys, these ones are very I like hearing them simple. Oh, we'll see how we did.

 

Unknown Speaker  32:55  

Well, 56 out of 100 but honestly, I clicked on just some random stuff as we're going just to get to the next question, because I was like, I didn't 100 out of 100 Yeah. I didn't really like read the answers to some of them, because it was like the Yeah.

 

Unknown Speaker  33:12  

So don't trust that number. Just the number.

 

Unknown Speaker  33:17  

It does not dictate how many bowls of bowling. All

 

Unknown Speaker  33:26  

right now I have got no bowls bowling.

 

Unknown Speaker  33:31  

That's so funny. You never realize it until you have to say how many bowls of bowling? All there are.

 

Unknown Speaker  33:37  

Yeah,

 

Unknown Speaker  33:41  

it's always funny watching people do stuff like that. If anyone wants to send in a version of their regional thing that they're saying, we would love to play it. Yeah, a first attempt would be fun. Yeah, yeah. No cheating, yeah.

 

Unknown Speaker  33:59  

I know a lot of our listeners are from the south. So if you want to play along, go ahead and send us in a little audio clip, yes or video clip, Oh, yeah. Video, we just won't show your face. Obviously,

 

Unknown Speaker  34:13  

wear clothes.

 

Unknown Speaker  34:21  

I do have a quick little update. I actually have some bad news. Oh, so I when Jamie and I did the fishing hots episode, I had sent her

 

Unknown Speaker  34:39  

just a random picture from ranchman's vice, and it was the lady Donald duckin, so she was wearing a shirt and no pants. She passed away. Oh no, it's

 

Unknown Speaker  34:51  

actually not related to ranchman's vice, but it kind of is.

 

Unknown Speaker  34:57  

So Jamie asked me, like, what kind.

 

Unknown Speaker  35:00  

The comments were on that one, and I just got a couple funny ones, and then I'll get to the sad oh,

 

Unknown Speaker  35:09  

but someone named the baker, this actually goes with our southern theme a little bit. I want to spread some butter on those biscuits. They're bare ass.

 

Unknown Speaker  35:22  

Man, a buttered roll sounds really good, right now. Oh, hell yeah. Do you like Texas Roadhouse rolls? Yes, yeah. Those haven't been there a long time though. Oh, man, it sounds

 

Unknown Speaker  35:35  

I typically am somewhat snobby when it comes to restaurants. I usually don't want to eat at a chain, but Texas Roadhouse, I'm like, all day, every day. I love that fucking place. Yeah, it's pretty good. Yeah, maybe yeah. I haven't been there, like, since we lived in Mississippi, so I definitely kind of on your way back home. Oh, hell yeah, it's good. But yeah, so that's a fun little butter and biscuits. Oh, somebody named Joseph says, Wow, you've done it again. Ranchman,

 

Unknown Speaker  36:16  

wow, done it again. But the sad thing is,

 

Unknown Speaker  36:23  

somehow, oh, I remember what it was. So we were talking, and I sent you that picture, and then I was trying to go on the fishing hots Instagram to get a picture for or the fishing hots Twitter to get a picture for our Instagram. And I saw that the account didn't exist anymore.

 

Unknown Speaker  36:47  

And then where are all

 

Unknown Speaker  36:51  

the like, get their fishing hots? I don't know. And then I was thinking, like, well, maybe something was just down. Maybe it's fucked up. So then a couple days later, I Googled it, and, like, it popped up on Google. So it's like, okay, it's fine. And then I was talking to Chris about something having to do with this, I don't remember, and I ended up looking it up again, and I couldn't pull it up. And I asked him if he could pull it up, and he said it redirected him to, like, some sex toy thing, so it looks like fishing from where I'm sitting. One of your eyes looked glassy, like you're about to cry.

 

Unknown Speaker  37:32  

Really, really bad.

 

Unknown Speaker  37:36  

Tell me I needed to prepare myself. So actually, I don't have any tissues over by you? I'm sorry, but yeah, fishing hots is no more our content. No, we're gonna have to go over to ranchman's vice. I did see that their content is getting filthier. So that's promising for the podcast. Is there still that, like

 

Unknown Speaker  38:01  

beaver city, or whatever it's called, the magazine

 

Unknown Speaker  38:06  

shit. What was that called?

 

Unknown Speaker  38:09  

Beaver town hall?

 

Unknown Speaker  38:12  

Beaver hunt? Yeah, okay, yeah, maybe I can get some more beaver hunt content, an aggressive name for hunt.

 

Unknown Speaker  38:25  

And one other thing relating to fishing hots.

 

Unknown Speaker  38:29  

Remember we talked about that one guy that

 

Unknown Speaker  38:33  

his comment was just a bunch of words together, and we were like, Oh, he doesn't have a space bar.

 

Unknown Speaker  38:40  

I currently am having issues with my spacebar.

 

Unknown Speaker  38:45  

Yeah, I got some key caps, and I of course, didn't really think before I did this, but I just like, fucking pried my spacebar off with a screwdriver. And then I realized the thing I got wasn't gonna fit, because I guess I have, like, the little short keys, and then I tried to put it back on. So now I have to, like, really aggressively, like, tap. I need to sit down and actually try to fix it, but I haven't, because, you know, if it ain't broke, don't

 

Unknown Speaker  39:16  

fix it.

 

Unknown Speaker  39:17  

But yeah, so we talked shit about that guy, and then I immediately messed up my space bar. And then I had a dream about it.

 

Unknown Speaker  39:26  

Alyssa, thank you for your order. Thank you.

 

Unknown Speaker  39:31  

You are my slave to me.

 

Unknown Speaker  39:33  

You

 

Unknown Speaker  39:35  

belong to me. You belong to me. Now these car parts belong to you. Thank you for your patronage. But

 

Unknown Speaker  39:41  

yeah, I had a dream that

 

Unknown Speaker  39:44  

I was really having to use, like both hands to push the spacebar. So I guess in my subconscious this is just really bothering you.

 

Unknown Speaker  39:59  

Yeah, but.

 

Unknown Speaker  40:01  

I guess I gotta go tend to my five bowls of bowl and all. Yeah, I was just fixing to do that too.

 

Unknown Speaker  40:11  

Okay, well, I guess y'all go tend to your bowls, bowling all, and then we'll haul out y'all later. Holler, action, later, rate, review, subscribe