A mostly Southern speaking themed episode!
A mostly Southern speaking themed episode!
“Independent senator Fatima Payman speaks to the sigmas of Australia” https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/video/2024/sep/11/skibidi-payman-opposes-social-age-limit-in-speech-to-gen-z-and-gen-alpha-video
Baltimore accent - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oj7a-p4psRA
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Today we had someone come look at our AC, just for after we got it installed or whatever. And he was like, oh yeah. Did they tell you about cleaning out the, like, pipe with vinegar or whatever? I was like, Oh yeah, yeah. He was like, yeah, it gets, like, a build up or whatever. I was like, Yeah, we had to clean it out before it's like, yeah, it's pretty gross, like a big booger. And I was just like,
Yeah, I had to poke it with a stick. and then there was a little silence. And then he just kept talking about the air conditioner. So,
Unknown Speaker 0:58
hey, that's what we do a nervous laughter podcast, poke, leave giant boogers with sticks. Poke boogers with sticks. Oh, loogie. He said it was a loogie. I was just thinking of friends when Joey Tribbiani called an oyster a booger.
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He's kind of accurate, though. He was like almost slipped on this big booger someone threw on the floor.
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But yeah,
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I also forgot to say a little thing when I was talking about New York from the last episode, because I trailed off talking about something else. What dreamed but yeah,
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and I had a wet dream, tomato vision about this. I was like, Oh yeah, I forgot to mention this.
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But as we were walking, there is this kid and his dad in front of us, kind of like a younger little kid, and then a lady in front of them, and she was smoking, and the little kid was just like,
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Dad, your smoke keeps getting in my eyes, and he just keep complaining about it. And, I mean, I don't know if the lady heard him or not, but she didn't care dad. She's just like, I don't know what to do about it, but I just thought it was funny because he just kept crying about it the whole time,
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not cried about like a little bitch. I mean, you know, it was just, it was bothersome. It was just a fun little slice of life thing.
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This mean lady's cigarette smoke is burning my eyes. He's like, I'm trying to walk here.
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And she's like, I'm smoking here.
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We're just trying to coexist here.
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And you know what, there's someone talking here, talking here, talking here,
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but in Australia, just someone talking in Australia. Oh, so this
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Oh, God, I don't know why the Australian it's just not hitting with me today. They'll make a delivers. Nope, not working.
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There was a
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Australian Senator Fatima paimon. Paimon and she man gave a really weird kind of speech. I think it was in regards to they were supposed to be having, like, a ban on
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social or not, a ban restriction for like, 13 years old and younger to have great idea. I agree, in my opinion, and I think it's like falling behind on its like action plan or something. I'm not really
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up to speed on Australian politics, forgive
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me, let me tell you about it. Mark.
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I don't know what my brain is doing today. It's just not Australians aren't there. But here this, maybe this woman will show us how to do it.
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Today, I rise to address an oft forgotten segment of our society. I speak of Generation Z, who will be playing a substantial role in the next election, and generation alpha, who will start to come of age the election after. It is for this reason that I shall now render the remainder of my statement using language they're familiar with to the Sigmas of Australia. I say that this goofy air government have been capping, not just now, but for a long time. A few of you may remember when they said there'll be no phantom tax under the government I lead. They're capaholics. They're also yapaholics. They Yap non stop about how their cost of living measures are changing lives for all Australians, just put the fries in the bag, lil bro. They tell us that they're locked in on.
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Approving the housing situation in this country, they must have brain rot from watching too much kaisen at and forgot about their plans to ban social media for kids under 14. If that becomes law, you can forgo skull emoji all about watching Duke Dennis or catching a dub with the bros on Fort chat. Is this Prime Minister serious? Even though he's the Prime Minister of Australia, sometimes it feels like he's the CEO of Ohio. I would be taking an L if I did not mention the ops who want to cut WA, GATS and services tax.
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The decision voters will be making in a few months time will be between a mid government, a dog water opposition, or a cross bench that will mock both of them, though some of you cannot yet vote, I hope when you do, it will be in a more go to Australia for a government with more aura skivity.
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Oh, it's trying too hard to relate to the you.
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Yeah, I think I it's a lot. I think I knew majority of the words, but some of them, I was like, yeah, do I even care to google it now?
Unknown Speaker 6:19
Yeah, there were definitely ones I did not know in the ones that I do know, it's from Tiktok.
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But yeah, we were talking while Jamie was playing it, and she said something about, like,
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yachts and like cutting taxes and, oh, like the Phantom tax, yeah. Or she said, Oh, this was like something else. But what it sounded like she was saying, if I understand that a gyat is a but, that it was like a but cutting taxes, it did not make sense. I mean, overall it did not make sense, but the small part I thought I understood did not make sense. That was the part I didn't understand. I was like, I don't know that one. I'm pretty sure it's a butt. I'm familiar with some of the more Twitch related ones, I guess.
Unknown Speaker 7:17
Ops, but yeah, man, I mean, honestly, I feel like
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the American debate would have been so much better if we just had go to slaying like that. Oh my gosh. Can you imagine Donald Trump trying to do that? I feel like he doesn't understand, like, just everyday phrases in English, like, he would be so fucked. Yeah, I'm glad Kamala didn't try, like, or, I mean, maybe she did try to sneak in some, like, young youth references or something, and I didn't notice it. But at least it wasn't like, you know, Hillary's like Pokemon Go to the poll. Oh, God,
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she does have a Tiktok where she has more kind of, like Gen Z type slang and shit. Oh, fun, but yeah, I'm like, okay,
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yeah, exactly she knows her audience or whatever, like our fucking boomer parents or, well, I won't speak for all of our parents. I'm assuming the majority of our parents do not like her, but
Unknown Speaker 8:34
yeah, they wouldn't get behind that. I feel like if they each represented a social media during the debate, Trump was definitely Facebook. Oh, hardcore. You said the thing about Facebook? I was like, Yes. And I think Kamala pulled off like a nice maybe, like a nice Instagram. You know, it's not like too tick tocky kind of reeled in, but she had a little bit of flair and spice when she was kind of
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nice, yeah,
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yeah, that was a good find. It was very uncomfortable. I think I want to show it to my nephews, because fun, they'll understand it and translate, yeah, that too. I mean, I do like to fuck with them and, like, say the several young people words that I know, and then they get really embarrassed.
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I felt watching that.
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It just felt like it went on for an eternity. Yeah, like she when you think she stops, she just doesn't. She just keeps on talking about a skippity toilet on CEOs of Ohio,
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which is funny that they say that in Australia too, because that's an Americans. I mean, for some reason, I was like,
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what?
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But you know, we're all the same around the world. The Internet unites us, even though it's very
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garbage at times. Yes, garbage is what unites the world. I guess it does. Speaking of garbage, I have a little bit
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of Alyssa Lynn's Tiktok corner. Oh, perfect. So I've seen several different
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people posting things like, Oh, this is a, you know, an Eastern accent test to see if you have like a fucking, like Jersey accent. And it's like, Oh, I get five cups of coffee on the corner. But how they say it? They're like, fuck. That's a cool feeling, the cool,
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oh, the first time I did it, I had a very hard time saying this, like, I definitely failed. I'm gonna have, I think I'm gonna do like a robot saying it so that I don't influence you, and like how to say it. And okay, I'll try to say it too, but I've said it so many times trying to say it normal that I think I've fixed myself fixed.
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I feel like I'm going to be thinking about it to trying thinking about trying to say it correctly, too hard. I'm gonna try my best not to. Okay, let's see. Throw it at me. Oh, the robot voice can be British. Well, yeah, oh,
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hopefully that doesn't influence me and I'm Yeah,
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okay, okay, five bowls of boil.
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That's easy. It just like, Yeah, your tongue just ties all over it. So,
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five bowls of boil.
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Oh, I didn't think it said boil. That. Like weird five me too.
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Boil oil is hard to say. Hard to say, boil oil, boiling oil, five bowls of boiling oil sounds like an idiot if I try to say it right,
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would you like your five boils of
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boiling
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oil? Ma'am,
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oh, my god, can you say it? I was like, do you say it? Super correct. Now, five bowls of boiling
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I did it exactly the same as you I was like, got
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stuck in my head, and then I just, like, kept trying to say it, you know, not sounding like a hillbilly. So, yeah, maybe fucking, you know, I there's some times when the fucking Google Home has trouble. Oh yeah, understanding me, and I'm like, it's just stupid. Maybe I'm a problem. Are
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there
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any more of
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those?
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Southern accents, but
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I can do a quick, a quick look. Okay, so I found
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this guy. This guy's from Alabama, so he has, oh, sorry.
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Is, I don't know what their shit is
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like, a red dog,
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Crimson Tide. Is it just a
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wave? That's the dot that I'm thinking of. Big Ow. It's an elephant. Oh, yeah, big owl for Alabama.
Unknown Speaker 14:38
Do you think I should come over to you and we should do it together. Or do you think we should try it individually? I'll send out, let's say you can, yeah, text it. Okay. I feel like this one is going to be hard for me, because where I noticed my accent is with
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like a.
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The I sound I feel like I sometimes draw it out a lot.
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So this one will be interesting. You go first.
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We ate white rice with God, I feel like I'm just saying it as fast as you can. We ate white rice with a cup of ice on a Friday night with loud pipes and bright lights. Okay, I said it like a robot,
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but it didn't Friday Night Lights.
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We ate white rice with a cup of ice on Friday night with loud pipes and bright lights. Okay, easier, okay, yeah, I guess Alabama's just that Southern.
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Just kidding, Alabama nights
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on you that's not an elephant sound. But you know,
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an arm trunk,
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um, another one of those word tests. There is a Baltimore one that I wanted to show you that was, um, really funny. It's a it's just a minute long. Let me show you.
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I say Baltimore accents. Say this phrase out loud. You
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hold on.
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Aaron,
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earn, damn what the fuck we really talk like that?
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Earn, earn. I earn
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iron, earn to EARN. EARN,
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what? I earned iron? No, Aaron earned an iron earn.
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Dummy,
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earn and earn.
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It's not that darn
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earned and iron earned. I mean, Aaron earned an iron
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earned and iron
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iron.
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Erin earned an iron earn, dude. That's how I felt doing the boiling oil. One like me too. I feel like in my everyday life, I will notice myself
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having an accent, but I feel like on the podcast, subconsciously, I try to enunciate my words more since it's yeah. Me too of
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audio, take us more seriously,
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but I think I just do it unconsciously because of stuff, like, you know, Siri or whatever, not understanding, oh, yeah, I try to say words more crisp, but yeah, sometimes I'm like, Oh my God. Who just talked? Did that come out of my mouth. Yeah, same here, yeah. Every once in a while, when I listen back, there's like one word. I'm like, Whoa,
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but yeah, I do that too.
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But yeah, I found also, as we were trying to find more of those southern pronunciation things, I found a southern slang quiz. This will be fun, because I feel like a lot of this is really regional, yeah, actually, I think this says it's a regional quiz. Hold on. I lost it. Okay, so this is from
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Aerie. Oh, a real meatball.com.
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Oral. Mean, what's
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Yeah. It
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says, can you speak southern slang fluently? And take the quiz to find out so much you know or don't know about Southern slang in the US. All right, Alyssa, we're doing this live. We're doing it didn't study pressures on care for it. It's on the fly. I've literally never lived anywhere else, so pressures on either, right? You live in Hawaii? Yeah, I live in Hawaii until third grade, and then Mississippi in here.
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I'm what the dollar. Call diverse.
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Was born here, but got here as fast as I could.
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My grandpa had a sticker like that because he was originally from, I think, Iowa. Oh my god. And it was like, not a native Texan, but guy is like, I'm like, oh, it's kind of cute. It is kind of cute, if the person's nice and sweet and stuff.
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First question, what is the translation of fixing to about to, yeah, I'm fixing to. I feel like that's one. I say.
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Get along. Yeah, me too.
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In southern sling. What does ain't got, no? Mean, I don't have any. Don't have any. This feels like common sense. Yeah, I feel like these are really easy. Someone from fucking wet dream tomato city or something wrote this.
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These dumb ass hillbillies. I've seen Friday hotline.
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If you ask someone how they're doing and they reply Fair to Midland, what do they mean by this? Pretty good?
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Yeah. And actually, never heard that one. Oh.
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I think the closest to pretty good is somewhere between okay and almost good. Oh, it's very specific. Oh, okay, yeah, Midland, okay, yeah, I see I like that one. Actually,
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I wonder if that's
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like a Texas one. Since we have Midland Texas, I don't know if it's supposed to be like the actual city, or like, oh, capitalize
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fair or Midland. So I think it's like fair, as the kids would say, fair to mid
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what is young and like, young child. Person,
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Oh, do you say old? Person, I was doing a smart ass.
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Alyssa. Even go here,
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what's over yonder? Over there, somewhere over there.
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This one's chitlins. It's just another children term, wait, chitlins, yeah,
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or a food,
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uh, cooked pig intestines for eating, yeah, that's actually an option.
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Um, another option was a word for chickens, which I feel like that could maybe be I feel or, you know, I feel like I've never heard of it specifically for that. I feel like people would still use it in that way, yeah, little chitlins.
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Uh,
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honestly I thought.
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I thought I didn't know it was spelled with like a CH, chitlins. I thought it was like shitlands. So I was like, oh, it's like, you know, little shitheads like,
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Yes or endearing term for littles.
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Learn something new every day.
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What does the term only a few eggs shy of a dozen. Mean, kind of a dummy?
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Oh, really? Uh oh, oh, yeah. No, I think so yeah. I thought it was there isn't enough eggs. But one of the options is the person being referred to has a mental glitch, mental glit.
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Those are
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my favorite types of southern things, or like, where you're talking shit about somebody. Yeah, I love those. Bless her heart. She's fucking
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stupid.
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Another one is much obliged.
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Thank you very much. I appreciate it.
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What is poke? What poke or poke? A No, there's no accent over the EU, just poke,
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oh, like a slow poke,
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like kind of meandering, uh, I don't know. The options are a southern bird only found in Alabama, okay, a fish,
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a sack or bag,
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a tool for stoking the fire with like a poke and steak. Oh, okay, okay.
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What that is?
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Okay, so this quiz needs to be corrected.
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What is a Yankee dome?
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Small? Currency, northern coins. Let's say northern coin. Yeah, we got one of the massages away,
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a kiss or a joke,
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maybe a kiss like she's a dime, she's a Yankee. I don't know. I don't know that one
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so Yankee dime.
Unknown Speaker 24:46
This is from Wiktionary. It says a kiss, okay, yeah, that's one of the options. Um, yeah, that's a I don't
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know how that means a kiss, but I.
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Someone let us know, or we'll look it up later.
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What's an outhouse
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toilet?
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Huh? Oh, I said, what's an outhouse and I just said, a toilet. Oh, I didn't understand the second
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word, toilet. Yeah, boil it and toilet. I wallet.
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Oh, my God, what is moonshine? That is, I've actually drank moonshine,
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like real moonshine. I must have, I think I have. It's awesome, because it's really filtered so you don't really get a hangover, super distilled. Yeah, I remember in high school, we had this super old substitute, and everyone, everyone liked him. He was a very common substitute there, and he told our class a story about, like, how they used to make moonshine during the prohibition and have to, like,
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evade police and shit. So, so, yeah, that was pretty cool.
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Do you often partake in the moonshine? No,
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somebody that my dad knew was into making it, and it was good. I know they sell moonshine and stores now, but I think it's basically like vodka or whatever. Yeah, different with the process again. I don't really know much about it, but it was good. Yeah,
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what does a hollering at someone mean? Yeah, yelling at them feel like a lot of these are, like, very intuitive too. Yeah, I agree. Context clues. If a southern says, we'll holler at you late after a while, what does that mean? Talk to you later. Yeah,
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translate a ferred. Affird, is that afraid? Affired, affird. How do you see options? It says a, U, H, dash, feared, F, E, A, R, E, D, and it says afraid, offered other or after
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heard, oh, offered
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affird, offered afraid sound, yeah, it sounds closest to offered affird,
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hmm, I don't think I've ever heard it pronounced like that, unless I deserve. Don't even notice it down stuff in really weird ways, though.
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How drunk is three sheets and grandma's quilt in the wind, you fucked up,
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totally plastered.
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You had five bowls.
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We should translate it to three shit. Grandma's on the one,
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what's a mud cat? That's a catfish, right? Oh, okay, yeah, I wasn't 100% sure that makes sense. Catfish. I was gonna say or a crawfish
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cat.
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What is a sod buster? Referring to a soda Buster, I guess a it says a sod grass cutter, shovel, doctor or a farmer?
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Maybe a farmer, yeah,
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I know that one. It's got to be like a farmer or a doctor. No way. It's actually like a shovel or a grass cutter. It's gotta be like I was actually thinking, maybe it's a shovel. Hmm, let's just hear anyhow. Let me just look it up.
Unknown Speaker 28:52
So it's an old fashioned term for a farmer or someone who works the soil. Oh, okay, trying
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to think of the jobs you don't have working soil if you're not a farmer. This is a farm microbiologist, oh, yeah, scientific samples. Uh,
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see what does Don't be accounting your chickens for the hatch. Mean, don't be drinking the solutions, yeah, don't get ahead of yourself. What does a fur piece mean? Fur piece? Yeah,
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I assume it's just like
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an item with fur, but it's the
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the options are a bearskin rug, a mink handbag, a fur coat, very far away or long ago.
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I feel like the last one is Yeah, because all the other ones are like, fur related, yeah, yeah.
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I hadn't heard that one. Either me, either
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if you heard the southern slang phrase, what would you translate?
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To mean? Well, I tell you what, that feller ain't got bad sense.
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He's a dumbass.
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Ain't got fat since, bless his heart. Wait, did it? Was it fat sense or five cents? I think it, I think it said five cents. Oh, you what? That feller ain't got bat sense. Sounds like she said bat sense. I heard fat sense. It might have been fat. She's saying he's rapport, yeah,
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yeah, that's one of the things. So one of the options, okay, I think it says bats, because some of the options are, the man doesn't like bats. The man is sensitive to bats.
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Oh, here's another one to listen to if, if you are asking about the character of a person and hear this reply, what is the meaning of that answer? I trust that woman about as far as I can, pick her up and throw her I knew she was gonna say that, God, don't trust it so much.
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Okay, what is the translation of the child's statement? Oh, it's gonna be a kill. Yeah. When's dad gonna be ready? My belly is telling me that I'm hangry. What? How is that Southern at all? That's just like,
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I'm hungry.
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Stupid,
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fucking.
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Yorkers bitten. Hang green.
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All right, what reason does this person give for needing help? God, hey, can you help me out here? I kind of got my tail in a crack. I actually have not heard that one, but just in a pinch. Yeah, in a pinch. Person has a sore tail.
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The person is stuck in a crack.
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I can't I get the tail in a crack.
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I can't get it. It's
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like the southern between a Rock in a Hard Place. It's a long way of saying like a phone and I can't get
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what advice is this person giving you? I'm telling you, son, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
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I mean just literally what it says, don't. But it's fine, don't mess with it. Yeah, yeah. Sorry guys, these ones are very I like hearing them simple. Oh, we'll see how we did.
Unknown Speaker 32:55
Well, 56 out of 100 but honestly, I clicked on just some random stuff as we're going just to get to the next question, because I was like, I didn't 100 out of 100 Yeah. I didn't really like read the answers to some of them, because it was like the Yeah.
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So don't trust that number. Just the number.
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It does not dictate how many bowls of bowling. All
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right now I have got no bowls bowling.
Unknown Speaker 33:31
That's so funny. You never realize it until you have to say how many bowls of bowling? All there are.
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Yeah,
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it's always funny watching people do stuff like that. If anyone wants to send in a version of their regional thing that they're saying, we would love to play it. Yeah, a first attempt would be fun. Yeah, yeah. No cheating, yeah.
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I know a lot of our listeners are from the south. So if you want to play along, go ahead and send us in a little audio clip, yes or video clip, Oh, yeah. Video, we just won't show your face. Obviously,
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wear clothes.
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I do have a quick little update. I actually have some bad news. Oh, so I when Jamie and I did the fishing hots episode, I had sent her
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just a random picture from ranchman's vice, and it was the lady Donald duckin, so she was wearing a shirt and no pants. She passed away. Oh no, it's
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actually not related to ranchman's vice, but it kind of is.
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So Jamie asked me, like, what kind.
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The comments were on that one, and I just got a couple funny ones, and then I'll get to the sad oh,
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but someone named the baker, this actually goes with our southern theme a little bit. I want to spread some butter on those biscuits. They're bare ass.
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Man, a buttered roll sounds really good, right now. Oh, hell yeah. Do you like Texas Roadhouse rolls? Yes, yeah. Those haven't been there a long time though. Oh, man, it sounds
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I typically am somewhat snobby when it comes to restaurants. I usually don't want to eat at a chain, but Texas Roadhouse, I'm like, all day, every day. I love that fucking place. Yeah, it's pretty good. Yeah, maybe yeah. I haven't been there, like, since we lived in Mississippi, so I definitely kind of on your way back home. Oh, hell yeah, it's good. But yeah, so that's a fun little butter and biscuits. Oh, somebody named Joseph says, Wow, you've done it again. Ranchman,
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wow, done it again. But the sad thing is,
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somehow, oh, I remember what it was. So we were talking, and I sent you that picture, and then I was trying to go on the fishing hots Instagram to get a picture for or the fishing hots Twitter to get a picture for our Instagram. And I saw that the account didn't exist anymore.
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And then where are all
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the like, get their fishing hots? I don't know. And then I was thinking, like, well, maybe something was just down. Maybe it's fucked up. So then a couple days later, I Googled it, and, like, it popped up on Google. So it's like, okay, it's fine. And then I was talking to Chris about something having to do with this, I don't remember, and I ended up looking it up again, and I couldn't pull it up. And I asked him if he could pull it up, and he said it redirected him to, like, some sex toy thing, so it looks like fishing from where I'm sitting. One of your eyes looked glassy, like you're about to cry.
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Really, really bad.
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Tell me I needed to prepare myself. So actually, I don't have any tissues over by you? I'm sorry, but yeah, fishing hots is no more our content. No, we're gonna have to go over to ranchman's vice. I did see that their content is getting filthier. So that's promising for the podcast. Is there still that, like
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beaver city, or whatever it's called, the magazine
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shit. What was that called?
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Beaver town hall?
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Beaver hunt? Yeah, okay, yeah, maybe I can get some more beaver hunt content, an aggressive name for hunt.
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And one other thing relating to fishing hots.
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Remember we talked about that one guy that
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his comment was just a bunch of words together, and we were like, Oh, he doesn't have a space bar.
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I currently am having issues with my spacebar.
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Yeah, I got some key caps, and I of course, didn't really think before I did this, but I just like, fucking pried my spacebar off with a screwdriver. And then I realized the thing I got wasn't gonna fit, because I guess I have, like, the little short keys, and then I tried to put it back on. So now I have to, like, really aggressively, like, tap. I need to sit down and actually try to fix it, but I haven't, because, you know, if it ain't broke, don't
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fix it.
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But yeah, so we talked shit about that guy, and then I immediately messed up my space bar. And then I had a dream about it.
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Alyssa, thank you for your order. Thank you.
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You are my slave to me.
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You
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belong to me. You belong to me. Now these car parts belong to you. Thank you for your patronage. But
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yeah, I had a dream that
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I was really having to use, like both hands to push the spacebar. So I guess in my subconscious this is just really bothering you.
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Yeah, but.
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I guess I gotta go tend to my five bowls of bowl and all. Yeah, I was just fixing to do that too.
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Okay, well, I guess y'all go tend to your bowls, bowling all, and then we'll haul out y'all later. Holler, action, later, rate, review, subscribe