Is Elon at fault for the lack of boobs on fishing hots? We don’t know, but Alyssa has new fishing hots! It’s WILD MAN STUFF yall! Will you be our fish?
Is Elon at fault for the lack of boobs on fishing hots? We don’t know, but Alyssa has new fishing hots! It’s WILD MAN STUFF yall! Will you be our fish?
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Speaker 1 0:00
So Alyssa, how is that an improv practice not too long ago, and we were doing a just like a scene that, you know, we're all in a line, and everyone kind of pop out and tell a story kind of related to, like the topic or whatever. So people were talking about, like, getting sick and stuff, and, you know, like weird home remedies. And, you know, someone was like, Oh, my parent gave me, like, vodka for for this, or my mom gave me, like, a hot toddy with rum for this. So I was like, oh, cool one time, like, I was like, nervous about going to school again after a break, and my parent gave me a Xanax. And so response to that, you realize I overshare.
Speaker 1 1:10
And I am aware I'm doing that again, but I just wanted to, I guess, share that for other people that maybe can relate,
Speaker 2 1:17
but also got Xanax children. Yeah, I will, I will argue. I don't feel like you're oversharing, like just I
Speaker 1 1:24
felt like it was appropriate for what everybody kids
Speaker 2 1:27
are talking about, like kids are getting alcohol, like you're getting a pharmaceutical. I feel like it's like,
Speaker 1 1:33
my my parents never gave me alcohol as a child. Yeah, so humble brag.
Speaker 2 1:39
Maybe, maybe you should have changed those. Yeah,
Speaker 1 1:44
oh my god, your parent gave you alcohol. How fucking you could have had alcohol poisoning. So, yeah, I didn't feel like it was that big of a deal, but
Unknown Speaker 1:52
the reaction of
Unknown Speaker 1:57
people there, yeah, I was just like, I
Unknown Speaker 2:03
um, and that's what we do on this podcast. We go,
Unknown Speaker 2:08
I'm Jamie, huh, Melissa.
Unknown Speaker 2:10
We're gonna host nervous laughter.
Speaker 2 2:15
Oh, when we were talking before and you said he had an improv story, I thought of something that happened so most people of our age group, Jamie's a little bit younger than me, but you can remember growing up and being in the grocery checkout line, and you would see John Benet, the girl that was abducted and murdered. She was like, in all the fucking checkout lanes on newspapers and stuff. So in my head, I'm like, oh, yeah, people know about that, but I forget people are younger, or they may just not know about her or whatever. Oh,
Unknown Speaker 2:58
I guess I'm surprised too.
Unknown Speaker 3:03
Okay, yeah, so
Speaker 2 3:06
this is you weren't there for this. We were trying to think of a group name for one of our performances that we were gonna do. And somebody said, Oh, we could be JonBenet and the Ramses, haha. And I was like, oh, yeah, that's funny, you know, little dark humor. And then somebody that was significantly younger than that person, and I didn't get it, so I had to watch the other person explain what they meant to this younger person that was horrified that we were joking about a child murder. So that was really bad.
Unknown Speaker 3:52
It was a different time,
Speaker 1 3:56
I guess, if you're if that's the first time you're hearing about it, yeah, I guess, I guess it's just, I'm so used to hearing about it. It's, you know, I don't one thing. I will also say this reminded me of, sorry not to oh no, that was too much. But there's a podcast. I'm not going to drop the name, but it's a true crime podcast ran by some men that are friends, and so it was interesting to me because they covered JonBenet, and they did Kaylee, Anthony, oh, but when they they covered John Benet. They did, like, a little like voice and stuff for her, and like just kind of like, it could be looked at as a little distasteful. But then, whenever they did Kaylee Anthony, they were like, we're not going to. Do any kind of, like, voice thing, or this, or, you know, make fun of the child. And I was just kind of like, I don't maybe they learned, but I was just like, wow, that's a Why is one more different than the other? I guess, like, I don't know if it's, like a time difference.
Speaker 2 5:18
They got a lot of backlash for the JonBenet one, and it's funny that, because that's actually the first episode of theirs I ever listened to. Oh, really. And I was like, I don't think this podcast is for me. Oh, okay, yeah. And then my friend was like, Oh no. Like, Yeah, that one's like, a hard Listen, like, check out some other ones. But yeah, that was my first impression of them. And I was like, Oh, and, you know, I'm a dark bitch, yeah? Laugh at a lot of shit. But I was like, Yeah, this makes me feel kind of weird.
Speaker 1 5:53
Yeah, that one was a little Yeah, um, but yeah, fuck them now anyway. So yeah, it's funny because I also recommended that podcast to someone else, because they were like, Yeah, you know, True Crime podcast recommendations. And I was like, This is my favorite one. Here you go. And he was a wrestling fan, so I suggested to him via, I can't remember the guy's name, oh, yeah, but yeah, I recommended to him that story. That was a mistake, because they do that pretty distastefully as well. And he was like, Yeah, that was just kind of fucked up. I couldn't finish it. I was like, I like, very sorry.
Unknown Speaker 6:37
But anyway,
Speaker 2 6:41
but you know, it's not fucked up. It's it's men popping boners on the internet, like what the Lord intended. And I was also gonna say that those people should just suck it up and pull themselves up by the bootstraps. Yes, that's the kind of men that we're gonna be talking about today. Yes, I don't really think that other
Unknown Speaker 7:03
fishing boots, yes.
Speaker 2 7:05
So back by popular demand, fishing hots. There's fishing hots, baby, fishing hots, getting bonus of ladies and fish, I did a, actually a really Boomer thing that G laughs at me for. Take
Unknown Speaker 7:32
pictures of your screen. I did. We talked about this before. I
Speaker 1 7:38
don't know, maybe I do that every once in a while, but someone grilled my heart for it. They're like, you're a software engineering
Speaker 2 7:48
it's a pain in the ass to, like, send it to your phone just to give you a clearer screenshot. Fucking meme. I don't care.
Unknown Speaker 7:57
Thank you.
Speaker 2 7:59
She saw me doing all this, and he was like, You're making fun of boomers and you're taking pictures of your screen. Like, shut the fuck up. It's fine. So I don't have pictures of some of these ladies because they weren't particularly interesting. It was just ladies with fish. But I do have a couple pictures for you I couldn't find the more scandalous ones that we that we had last time we did fishing hots like, oh, there were some naked ladies last time, and just more
Speaker 1 8:32
they're covering up. Maybe they got told to reel it on, and
Speaker 2 8:39
maybe fucking Elon could have ruined Twitter too. Like, I wasn't really on there before, but I'm just gonna blame him for the lack of boobs. Well,
Speaker 1 8:50
I don't know. I think it's been supposed to have been, like, less censored since then, or at least I hear there's lots of, like, racist shit around. That's
Speaker 2 8:59
what I've heard, too stuff for like,
Unknown Speaker 9:04
only fans and just shit.
Speaker 2 9:07
I will say some of the stuff that I saw on another account that I'll get to. All of it had little things that you had to click through that it was like, this is an obscene image. Oh, yeah, that's gonna stop children Exactly, yeah, they're gonna be like, Oh, wow. Now I really want to fucking see it. Oh.
Speaker 1 9:26
And funny side note, the Twitter CEO woman, I can't remember her name, she did a little like video talking about something, but she had a necklace. It was like, adult, you know, like the necklaces, that's kind of like doubled. It said, Mama, free speech.
Speaker 2 9:45
That video is crazy. I saw some people, period, whatever, the fuck making fun of it.
Speaker 1 9:52
Oh yeah, it's a anyway. She's not a fishing hot,
Speaker 2 9:57
yeah, she's weird. Yeah. Okay, so our first picture is of a woman, and she's holding up a lobster that she caught. Oh, a lobster. And, yeah, we usually just see fish. And someone with the username wild man says in all caps, that's wild man stuff. So I don't know that must be like his brand or something. Honestly, didn't look into it because I didn't really care. The next picture, we have a woman that is wearing a long sleeve shirt, and then she has on bikini bottoms and she's holding up a fish
Unknown Speaker 10:38
Okay, is it i
Unknown Speaker 10:43
I'm thinking it's like, is it from the behind or front?
Speaker 2 10:46
Oh, she's kind of like how I am to you right now, like a little bit angled. Oh, she's just
Unknown Speaker 10:50
front on.
Speaker 2 10:54
So we have Glenn with two ends. He says, love fishing while hot and hot as capitalized, we have Jose that says sweetheart, my love of mine. This is your real XXX boyfriend, and you are my real girlfriend. Yes, okay, I am serious. Okay,
Unknown Speaker 11:22
I'm when they're getting married.
Unknown Speaker 11:24
I hope we're invited to the wedding.
Unknown Speaker 11:26
I wish I had an XXX boyfriend. No.
Speaker 2 11:32
And this was kind of when I realized, like, oh, maybe Jose is a bot, because I started seeing him on every post, and he says similar shit. So I think he may be a bot. Oh, okay, I don't fuck I don't fucking know though. I mean, this also could very well be a weird ass guy that just says this on every post, and sometimes he'll comment, like, three different times. So I don't know, notice me.
Unknown Speaker 12:00
Notice me. But I really liked this one.
Unknown Speaker 12:03
This comment from him, dear sweetheart of
Speaker 2 12:07
mine, I stay in Lorraine, Ohio. Okay, I want to be together fishing with you. Okay? And my parents house is 325, West, 29 and my parents house is yellow and brown house. Okay. Can you please come pick me up?
Unknown Speaker 12:24
There's no punctuation.
Speaker 1 12:26
Dude asking his girl pick him up. What? What?
Speaker 2 12:31
Yeah, so he's commenting shit like that left and right, and then also on that pick we have. That's wild man stuff.
Unknown Speaker 12:40
You may be a bot too.
Unknown Speaker 12:43
He's everywhere on me.
Unknown Speaker 12:46
That's wild man stuff.
Speaker 2 12:47
It's being everywhere around Twitter. Wild Man stuff, for sure. I thought that I had deleted our nervous laughter Twitter, but, oh, I we still have it. So I was really nervous that I was gonna accidentally, like, one of these comments or something, like, the
Unknown Speaker 13:08
only thing we have left exactly,
Speaker 2 13:13
it's like, oh, podcasts look weird, but as far as I know, I didn't, didn't get any so we then have a picture of two ladies, and they're like, leaning into kiss, and they're wearing American flag bikinis. And I was disappointed. I thought there were going to be a bunch of dudes in this one, but we had a couple bots, and then we had William that says, Do you prefer a woman or a man?
Unknown Speaker 13:46
So, like, I'll make you guys my wives,
Unknown Speaker 13:50
Sister Wives.
Speaker 2 13:53
You know, I'm kind of concerned though, that maybe I didn't get the actual fishing hots, like the official one, because I just did a Google search, and this was the first one that popped up, and it had the most followers, but then the whole page of Google was fishing hots, Oh,
Speaker 1 14:13
wow. Is really, really making a name for Yeah.
Speaker 2 14:17
So I think, I think it was some kind of weird bot thing where it just would like, make repeats or No, yeah, think I got the original fishing hots. I think it's just gone downhill. But never fear, I have another uh thing for
Unknown Speaker 14:37
men to comment on, which we'll get to a minute.
Speaker 2 14:42
Uh, we have three women standing on a boat in bikinis, very casual. Uh, Harry says, I hope I will be your fish. Exclamation mark, question mark, exclamation mark. Question Mark, I.
Speaker 2 15:03
A creepy image, like he wants to swim in the water and have them hook him, and I
Unknown Speaker 15:08
want you to gut me and flame me.
Speaker 2 15:11
And then we have a comment by someone named Abood,
Unknown Speaker 15:18
and he says, by myself.
Unknown Speaker 15:22
I am the only one who owns you.
Unknown Speaker 15:25
Oh,
Unknown Speaker 15:29
sounds like Oh.
Unknown Speaker 15:35
My voice Correct. Weird villain
Unknown Speaker 15:37
who does? He does,
Speaker 2 15:42
um, then we have a picture of two girls. They're laying on the ground. There's a fish in between them. Wait, hold
Unknown Speaker 15:52
on, what's the orientation? Because I'm like,
Speaker 1 15:56
There's a fish on top of my girl, and then there's a girl on top of the fish.
Speaker 2 16:03
It's, they're laying in a boat, I guess. Oh, just like next to each other, yeah, it's like the girl, the fish and the girl, so they're making a fishing hot sandwich. Oh, I'm sorry I didn't take more screenshots on my computer. No, I just am
Speaker 1 16:21
dumb, and for some reason, thought they were piled on top of each other,
Speaker 2 16:29
so the fish was in the middle. So people like to be kind of funny on here too. So this guy named MD, and maybe it's not a guy. I'm I'm just to say, I'm going out on a limb, I'm assuming. But he says, in all caps, the center one is the most beautiful the fish. I agree.
Unknown Speaker 16:56
And then someone named Keith,
Unknown Speaker 16:57
this is,
Speaker 2 17:01
I can't really read it how it's written, but it's a bunch of words, but there's no spaces, so it's just all, okay, long word. One of these things ain't like the other.
Unknown Speaker 17:15
Maybe his base Barb is bright.
Speaker 2 17:18
Maybe. So, um, but, yeah, good job, Keith for identifying a woman and a fish. Very intelligent. You
Unknown Speaker 17:26
should be a biology teacher.
Speaker 2 17:30
I will be teaching your marine biology class. My Space Bar is broken. Please disregard onto myself. I
Unknown Speaker 17:38
will own you.
Unknown Speaker 17:42
Uh, we're
Speaker 2 17:46
gonna meet one of my friends here. In this next post, there is a girl holding a she's topless, but she's holding a fish over her boobs. Okay, classic fishing hots. And my new friend Trevor says there's something sexy about that. I just can't put my finger in it. I mean, on it,
Speaker 3 18:18
I'll be talking about the girl,
Unknown Speaker 18:22
not the fish. I guess
Unknown Speaker 18:26
I'm gonna clip somewhere else. Yeah,
Speaker 2 18:34
Trevor. We'll revisit Trevor here a little bit. Oh, boy,
Unknown Speaker 18:39
um.
Speaker 2 18:41
And then another weird thing with bots that I noticed is across several pictures, there were bots talking about someone named James and how he was really good to work for, and how you can make all this money working for James,
Speaker 1 19:00
did they link to a profile or anything on
Speaker 2 19:04
that one? I don't think they did okay, but it was really kind of creepy. But yeah, there were a lot of ads for just random shit, like get your Donald Trump getting shot in the ear shirt and like, bullshit like that. So then we come to I think I actually took a picture of this girl.
Unknown Speaker 19:33
So Chris was telling me about
Speaker 2 19:38
the anal sex stuff from the last episode as I was researching fishing hots. So I sent him one of Trevor's comments. Wants to stick his fingers and fish. So we have this picture another girl with the top list, yeah, with a fish over her boobs. And Trevor says, nice photo reminds me of my ex girlfriend. You could be twins. Wow,
Unknown Speaker 20:16
wow.
Speaker 1 20:18
He misses his ex girlfriend. I think he does.
Speaker 2 20:22
So I went to Chris's Pro or not Chris, I went to Trevor's profile because I wanted to learn a little bit more about him. This is what he looks like. Oh, kind of what I expected, exactly what you would expect him to look like. He is a shirtless Caucasian male. He is wearing black, kind of wraparound sunglasses. He's got his little beard and mustache about the
Speaker 1 20:49
hop on his Harley. Probably hop on a Harley. In
Speaker 2 20:54
this picture, he's captioned it, you working on my lawn? Having a great day. I hope you are,
Speaker 1 21:06
Aren't they adorable? They're adorable. Learn how to use computers.
Speaker 2 21:13
No, I do have some sad news about Trevor. I think he may have gone to heaven or just got rid of Twitter because his last tweet was from February of this year. Oh, and it says something completely different than the rest of his profile. He just says reading, and that's his last tweet, which does not fit in with any of his other stuff. Maybe
Unknown Speaker 21:39
he started to learn things
Speaker 2 21:44
you're so optimistic, but yes, maybe I started learning about not saying weird shit on the internet, and then he just weaned himself off.
Speaker 1 21:52
Yeah, just kind of got a little self education. That's an
Speaker 2 21:56
extremely positive spin. And thank you for bringing that? Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 22:01
I hope he's out there reading right now.
Speaker 2 22:04
I bet he is, and I bet he's learned how to use punctuation. He wasn't ever a fan of
Unknown Speaker 22:10
that. Oh, yeah, it didn't sound like it.
Speaker 2 22:13
No, he wasn't a fan. But I did get a gem from Trevor's profile,
Unknown Speaker 22:20
so he has a picture posted,
Speaker 2 22:23
and it's from an account called ranch man. Ranchman's vice, which I'm going to read the definition of vice, again, an immoral or wicked personal characteristic. So I'm like, these dudes are like, Oh, women are so evil, but I can't stop myself.
Speaker 1 22:49
Like good old swagger this,
Speaker 2 22:53
he can't stop himself. But rangeman's vice is, it's like the country version of fishing hots. So it'll be girls instead of with fish. They'll be like with cattle or wearing a cowboy hat or booze, and I'm gonna say ranchman's Vice right now better than fishing hots. Oh, okay. There's a lot more activity. There's more diverse posts,
Unknown Speaker 23:24
maybe less bots, a little bit. It
Speaker 2 23:26
looks like it, so I'm gonna bring you some things from ranchman's vice. Oh, cool.
Unknown Speaker 23:32
I am excited.
Speaker 2 23:34
So he posted a picture, and I'm a dumbass, and it's a lady kind of sitting down. And I thought maybe she was playing a piano. Why the fuck would I think that? I don't know. But then I click on it, and I realized, like, Oh, she's just like, sitting on her knees with her hands in her lap, and her shirt is see through. Oh, okay, yeah. So she wasn't playing a piano,
Unknown Speaker 24:01
just trying to see through shirt. I'm like,
Speaker 2 24:03
well, Trevor reads now, maybe he also enjoys the fine arts and music. Maybe, yeah, no, he would like this. He would. So I have some comments from that picture. Someone named Free Bird commented twice. First comment, I like it.
Speaker 3 24:22
I like it.
Speaker 2 24:33
And then under that, he also commented, puffy breast, exclamation point, so I don't know what he has going on. I
Speaker 1 24:41
love when someone calls my breast puffy. I mean exactly, more return on,
Speaker 2 24:45
exactly, oh shit, okay, I forgot. I need to. We need to back up. We're gonna put our truck in reverse from the ranch, and we're gonna get back on the boat for fishing hots. I
Speaker 1 24:59
kind of. To back it up, to get the boat into the from the boat launch to
Speaker 2 25:03
the water, yes, exactly. Chris posted like a troll comment on the last one that Trevor commented on. I just want to read that because it's funny. Can you microwave that fish for a few minutes, then let me borrow it for exactly three minutes while it's hot, please. I want to play a quick round of fish pipe with it, which is a game my brother taught me. I hope we see more more of
Unknown Speaker 25:35
that. Yes,
Speaker 2 25:38
keep doing Krista troll comments. So amazing. I love them.
Unknown Speaker 25:44
All right. Partner, coupon trolling,
Speaker 2 25:47
baby, you know what time it is, okay? So now we're gonna get off the boat. We're gonna get back on our truck. We open the cattle guard, pull our truck in, so we're
Speaker 1 25:59
back. We're getting off, stepping our boots out the truck into the ranch. It's true.
Speaker 2 26:06
Next we have a man named Denny. And do you want to guess his profession? I looked at his profile
Speaker 1 26:14
for some reason. I'm just like, dentist. Tinny the dentist.
Unknown Speaker 26:21
He's a software developer. Awesome.
Speaker 2 26:29
So Danny, the developer says, You're absolutely so outrageously scaldingly Hot, beautiful. Dot, dot, dot.
Unknown Speaker 26:39
That's how me and Brandon met.
Speaker 2 26:43
He said you were so outrageously scalding hot, beautiful, yeah. And I was like, That's it. You're like, Yes, get married. And he, like, made a website to ask you to marry him, and that's what
Speaker 1 26:58
happened. And it was all, well, it's gonna say history, but we're still together, so it's not really history,
Unknown Speaker 27:04
ongoing current events. Yes,
Speaker 2 27:08
we also have Wayne, and his profile says he's a retired IT executive with over 45 years in the industry. Hate computers. Dot, dot, dot, lol, lifelong, independent and always will be, still look pretty good, but not this good.
Unknown Speaker 27:29
That's what he's talking
Unknown Speaker 27:31
about himself. I don't
Unknown Speaker 27:35
fucking know,
Speaker 2 27:38
because in his bio, it says, still look pretty good, but not this good. Like, what is he talking about? Maybe he's referring to his picture, yeah, yeah, because he's wearing his like, oh God, it executive out. Like, suit. I don't fucking know. We don't know what Wayne's thinking, but he says that the lady wearing the see through shirt, the piano player, he says, she has a magnificent blouse.
Unknown Speaker 28:10
I said he read the Playboy Freddy articles,
Unknown Speaker 28:16
magnificent blouse, young lady.
Speaker 2 28:22
Um I know that you mentioned that you enjoy when people compliment you as being puffy. Oh yes, yes, my favorite, yes. So Nicholas says, love those puffy areolas and nipples.
Unknown Speaker 28:39
God, I wish we were filming this, because, Jamie,
Speaker 1 28:45
I respect all size, boobs, nipples, everything, but I don't these
Speaker 2 28:52
descriptions. It's like the fucking penthouse, like graphic would be so graphic, very bad. So someone named dun e posted a picture on the piano players
Unknown Speaker 29:15
picture.
Unknown Speaker 29:18
Show it to you. Shit. Did
Unknown Speaker 29:22
I not get a picture? Oh, I did.
Speaker 2 29:27
It's a neon sign on a brick wall that says, Holy fuck, you are sexy.
Unknown Speaker 29:32
Whose picture is that
Speaker 2 29:34
he commented that on the piano players. Oh, okay. Oh yeah. And here she is. I didn't realize I had a picture of her. That's a lovely blouse. It is lovely. But see when it was like this. I mean, maybe she could be playing. I
Speaker 1 29:50
can't see that. Yeah, she looks like she is, like, focused on doing something with her hands. Yes, I. Um,
Unknown Speaker 30:02
then we have
Unknown Speaker 30:07
Sir Joseph,
Speaker 2 30:10
he says, and keep in mind every word the first letter is capitalized,
Unknown Speaker 30:17
making great points,
Speaker 2 30:19
perky nips a popping areolas aligned, all right.
Unknown Speaker 30:28
What are you doing, sir,
Unknown Speaker 30:30
sounds like a mad lib. Oh,
Speaker 2 30:38
man, I'm gonna get us some mad libs to do, and we can pretend we'll be we're fishing hot. Yes, have to do that. Sorry. You didn't mean to cut you off. No, you're good. Um, also, the piano player's picture has a fuck ton of comments. Someone commented on it this like little AI generated Boomer meme that says, Good morning, happy Sunday, May the Lord bless and keep you. And it's like a little girl on a ladder reaching for something, and there's a very fake Corgi on the ground.
Unknown Speaker 31:24
Oh, okay, yeah. It's like,
Unknown Speaker 31:28
I feel like this picture is missing, like
Speaker 1 31:31
those, like shitty looking sparkles and stuff all over it, yeah. I think that will help 100 image of what it looks like, yes,
Unknown Speaker 31:38
definitely.
Unknown Speaker 31:44
We'll read a couple more.
Speaker 2 31:48
Dennis wants to know, can I see your nice sets of tits, please?
Speaker 1 31:55
Oh, my God, I wonder how many old Boomer men like took a picture of their
Speaker 1 32:08
computer screen the way you did. It was funny the way they did. It is creepy, though, because I imagine they're like, licking their lips and like, they're
Speaker 2 32:22
gonna go to Walgreens and get it printed out,
Unknown Speaker 32:28
probably more like frame it
Speaker 2 32:32
friend at the gas station, I printed an extra copy for you. Oh,
Unknown Speaker 32:37
gross. And
Unknown Speaker 32:40
and, okay, we'll
Unknown Speaker 32:44
do two more on piano player
Unknown Speaker 32:47
hmsp says,
Unknown Speaker 32:49
I want suck your
Speaker 2 32:53
sweet tots, my love. Send me more your picks. Love you more.
Unknown Speaker 33:01
Right on that, yeah,
Speaker 2 33:03
he's loving, um, sounds like he loves tater tots. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I
Unknown Speaker 33:07
love a guy that loves tater tots.
Unknown Speaker 33:09
Me too. I love tater tots.
Unknown Speaker 33:12
I don't know about sucking on them, though, yeah,
Speaker 2 33:16
um, the good thing about tater tots is they're crispy, so you wouldn't want to suck on them because, yeah, they get damp and good, soggy tots. Soggy tots. We have a gentleman named Carlos that says, pretty shot. You are amazing. You have a nice pair of boobs. Your boobs deserve an award. They are wonderful. I'd like to grab them.
Unknown Speaker 33:49
It sounds like a poem.
Speaker 2 33:53
Maybe He is a poet because he used correct punctuation and capitalization. So
Unknown Speaker 34:01
Carlos, nice work. Yeah, I
Unknown Speaker 34:02
don't think it was quite a haiku, but it was, it was
Unknown Speaker 34:05
something. It was something.
Speaker 2 34:11
So now we have a picture that ranch ranchman's Vice reposted on their account, and it's from an account called lb Maga, so, yeah. So this is the girl. She looks like, AI, oh, she
Speaker 1 34:35
does. She looks very AI, yeah. She's got big boobies being pushed up in her American,
Speaker 3 34:44
American flag top. Yeah, there's
Speaker 2 34:48
it's something with her face isn't right, and I don't really know what it is, but
Unknown Speaker 34:53
we got that human thing
Speaker 2 34:57
tells us it's not real. It's not real. Real. It's a good thing I have my screenshot of her from the computer so I can study that later.
Unknown Speaker 35:09
Wink, wink,
Unknown Speaker 35:14
that's what we're doing when we do research,
Unknown Speaker 35:18
staring at lb bag. Oh. Again.
Speaker 2 35:23
So that picture was captioned Maga baby. Florida native, says gorgeous. Maga babe, fire emoji, fire emoji, fire emoji.
Unknown Speaker 35:37
She deserves those, those fire emojis,
Unknown Speaker 35:39
whoever created her?
Unknown Speaker 35:43
Yes,
Speaker 1 35:45
okay, can you imagine the prompt? It's like a hot blonde girl, big boob, American flag bikini, x, x, x, looks
Unknown Speaker 35:57
realistic. Super hottie.
Speaker 2 36:01
Then we have someone named Alan. He's promoting a shirt, which is like that picture of Donald Trump after he got shot, where he's like doing his fist in there. So if, if anybody wants one, and you can go to my baby's picture and get it, we have someone named Fern man 22 who wrote in all caps, bing, bada, boom, the eyes have it
Unknown Speaker 36:30
sure he was looking at her eyes. Uh huh, yes,
Unknown Speaker 36:33
my eyes are up here.
Unknown Speaker 36:36
Those fake AIS, oh, AI, eyes. Ai,
Speaker 1 36:41
those AI, AI's like, that's a name for, like, AI generated boobs. Oh, yeah, let's see.
Speaker 2 36:55
Michael says You are so sexy and your boobs look amazing in that top. Yeah, which I like, men are using, like, top and blouse
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words for clothing.
Unknown Speaker 37:10
I don't know. Have
Speaker 2 37:13
you seen the people online that are stitching this thing that somebody posted, and it's asking people what their favorite like micro feminist act is, and somebody said that they like to compliment a man's blouse and watch them.
Unknown Speaker 37:37
I want to do that too. You.
Unknown Speaker 37:46
So last
Speaker 2 37:49
comment on that, on Mega baby, someone says, just as the founding fathers,
Unknown Speaker 37:59
finger guns,
Speaker 1 38:00
yeah, exactly. I, I do imagine. That's probably how they imagined it,
Speaker 2 38:08
dude, the founding fathers, if they were looking at stuff like this, it would probably be a lady showing her ankles or some shit, you know, that would be their sexy things.
Speaker 1 38:21
They'd be Oh God, what would be like a word for like sock instead of like pop or oh gosh, that's
Unknown Speaker 38:28
a weird question. I don't know,
Speaker 1 38:33
nice, nice lace. You have triple X lace, my lady, my lady.
Speaker 2 38:42
So what do you think about these gentlemen so far? Ah,
Speaker 1 38:47
that's wild man stuff, if I've, if I've ever seen it,
Unknown Speaker 38:55
um, I
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um, I'm
Speaker 1 38:59
embarrassed for these men, yeah,
Unknown Speaker 39:03
mostly
Speaker 2 39:04
sometimes, when I see people online talking like this, I wonder if they know that everyone can see it,
Unknown Speaker 39:14
yeah,
Speaker 2 39:16
or if they just don't give a fuck, or, yeah,
Unknown Speaker 39:20
that's a good point. Like, can they not
Unknown Speaker 39:24
control their horniness? Or do they not
Speaker 2 39:32
check on your dad's if you still talk to them
Speaker 1 39:38
and your grandfather's weird uncles.
Speaker 2 39:43
So next we have a picture that is AI's again. Oh, yay. I love the AI's. So ranchman's Vice posted it and said, Yep, I know she's AI, but very well done. And and then a thumbs up cowboy hat, a horse, a heart
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and a sunshine.
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So here's this girl.
Unknown Speaker 40:14
Look at those yay eyes. Yeah,
Speaker 2 40:16
those. I don't know if you can see it from there, but there's a nip poking out on, oh, yeah, left, right. I
Unknown Speaker 40:25
don't know directions look right, though, I guess
Speaker 2 40:30
Yeah. And behind her there's mountains, clouds in the sky, and there's a little shed, just your classic American
Unknown Speaker 40:36
woman, American Girl.
Unknown Speaker 40:39
We love her.
Speaker 1 40:44
Oh, sorry, good. I was just gonna say, I love that he took the time to get all those emojis. It
Unknown Speaker 40:51
was like in the picture, there's
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a sun
Speaker 2 41:00
cowgirl. What all do I see? I mean, you gotta work. You gotta work hard if you're working for ranchman's vice. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 41:14
really do the work got to
Speaker 2 41:18
so these men are gonna put in the work of commenting creepy things. We have someone named Chuckster, and he says, nice view of her mountains. Oh, God. So he's into the AIIS too. Someone named Devin. I don't know what is going on with him, but he wrote past the beans, and I feel like he's calling her boobs beans, but that was, I know that's not what he means. That's the only thing I can think of, too. And beans has 4z after it.
Speaker 1 41:59
So is he talking about the clitoris,
Unknown Speaker 42:06
maybe flicking
Speaker 1 42:08
the band. Yeah, true. But, I mean, you don't have multiple of those.
Speaker 2 42:13
I mean, since she's an AI girl, maybe she does. Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1 42:17
unrealistic beauty standards? Yeah. I feel
Speaker 2 42:23
like we're putting more thought into the comment than Devon did, but I thought it
Unknown Speaker 42:28
was very interesting.
Unknown Speaker 42:33
Then we have a man named Lee.
Unknown Speaker 42:39
I did a little looking at Lee's profile.
Unknown Speaker 42:43
So let's see
Speaker 2 42:44
Lee commented on the AI cowgirl. AI is producing many beautiful pictures. Oh, God. And I just had a feeling I should look at his profile. It's
Speaker 1 42:56
probably all the same people too, that are like complaining the most about AI stealing jobs.
Unknown Speaker 43:03
It's funny to say that. Oh, God.
Speaker 2 43:07
So his bio says he lives in Missouri, and he's always curious to learn.
Speaker 1 43:15
Yeah, he's definitely sounds like a person who likes to get educated.
Unknown Speaker 43:18
Yes, Lee likes to get educated.
Speaker 2 43:22
His first tweet when I went to his profile after he just said, AI is making beautiful pictures. Does anyone think that the Harris campaign is using the AI generated photos of her rallies to set the groundwork for the number of votes she
Speaker 1 43:42
will get. Oh, dude, you gotta calm down lair and stop making shit up.
Speaker 2 43:52
So AI is good for boobs, but everything else,
Unknown Speaker 43:56
no, that
Speaker 1 44:00
reminds me of, like a thing I saw was like, Joe Rogan. He was talking about, like, what
Unknown Speaker 44:06
was it? I
Unknown Speaker 44:07
think it was like, the Democrat, the
Unknown Speaker 44:11
convention, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 44:13
He was like, Oh, it was, it wasn't actually live. They recorded it during, like, earlier, and then they put it on. And then someone was like, but his guest, which I can't remember what was, but think thankfully they had, they were like, not a brain rot idiot like Joe Rogan and his listeners. He was like, No, it wasn't, what are you talking about? And then Joe Rogan just was like, we consume Joe Biden's Watch has the wrong time. It's like, with how much you guys, everybody talks about how stupid Joe Biden is, yeah, you're gonna trust that his watch is set to the correct time.
Unknown Speaker 44:50
Come on.
Speaker 1 44:54
But yeah, so it was just like that, and then the guy pulled up stuff that, like, debunked it. And then Joe Rogan was just like. Oh, shit,
Speaker 4 45:01
they got me see this just goes to show you don't believe in anything that you see on the internet. And
Speaker 1 45:07
it's like, Dude, you're talking about this shit. Like, it's fact.
Unknown Speaker 45:11
Like, Joe, someone
Speaker 1 45:14
needs to do something about him. Like, ah, I think his Oh, then
Speaker 2 45:20
these men wouldn't have a podcast to listen to. Jamie, yeah, these men need their podcasts.
Speaker 1 45:27
They do. We do need to carve out safe spaces for them. You're right. Yes,
Speaker 2 45:34
yes. Men need, need more platforms and whatnot.
Unknown Speaker 45:38
Yes,
Unknown Speaker 45:41
that was hard to say.
Speaker 2 45:45
So Lee has two other fucking tweets about AI. Oh, he really hates it, except for the AIS say,
Speaker 1 45:53
like AI does not have permission to use my data.
Speaker 2 45:59
AI is gonna take a picture of him and put boobs on him.
Speaker 1 46:05
We should do that and then just send it back to him. Oh, that would be hilarious, but maybe Chris would enjoy that. Hell yeah,
Speaker 2 46:15
I wonder why no one seems to be discussing the amount of AI generated photos of President Biden.
Unknown Speaker 46:22
Like, what does that even mean?
Speaker 2 46:25
Is he saying that Biden isn't like, alive anymore, and people are like, making it look like he is, or that he never existed?
Speaker 1 46:36
I feel like he's just I feel like, given the context of who he is, is saying that there's AI generated pictures that make Joe Biden look better. Maybe, maybe, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 46:57
You know I should ask Lee. I'm sure he would love to tell me about it.
Speaker 1 47:00
Oh, he would love to educate you on how AI works. He would.
Speaker 2 47:06
He also said about AI, wow. The speech by the President looked to be aI produced, I don't know, this was in July.
Speaker 1 47:16
Speech option looks a certain way, yeah, I guess sounds would have been a better word to use there, but that's okay. He's he, he's educated and learning, right? Learning Lee. He's sure what
Speaker 2 47:32
he saw was a fucking video that somebody already doctored. That was like, I'm Joe Biden. I eat babies
Speaker 1 47:42
well. And also there's like a, I haven't watched it, but I always see it recommended on Twitch. It's like a, it's like a, I guess it runs like 24/7 but it's just like an AI generated Trump and Biden.
Unknown Speaker 47:55
Like,
Unknown Speaker 47:56
what's it called? Debating? Debate, yeah.
Speaker 1 47:59
Oh, it's fine. Yeah. I don't know if it runs 24/7, or just sometimes, but I just see it recommended on Twitch randomly. I'm like, someone's gonna click on that and think it's real, probably.
Speaker 2 48:11
But one thing about Lee, another thing he tweeted, I don't really like Trump, but at this point, I would vote for him, because if the establishment is trying this hard to keep him from being president again. He knows things that could help America. Uh,
Unknown Speaker 48:31
then he would have already done it when he was in office.
Unknown Speaker 48:36
No, Jamie, it's not that simple.
Unknown Speaker 48:42
Oh, yeah, that's incredible
Unknown Speaker 48:44
logic. Yeah, I'm
Unknown Speaker 48:47
gonna call that Lee logic. That is
Speaker 2 48:49
Lee logic. He thinks that whoever controls America wants it to be bad so they don't want Trump to get in office and save America.
Speaker 1 49:00
Yeah. And certainly logical. The only thing AI is good for is generating porn. Because the only people that don't deserve to have their jobs, or Yeah, the only people
Unknown Speaker 49:15
I'm confusing myself. I know what you're trying to say
Speaker 1 49:18
this like he's saying that sex workers deserve to have their jobs replaced. Yes, if a woman loses her job to AI and fake boobs, that's fine. Yeah, who cares? It's just the sexual things that you want, right? And that you don't want to pay for because you're a loser and you don't get it exactly, yeah, I
Speaker 2 49:42
should have got a palette cleanser for us. Let me see if I have anything cute.
Unknown Speaker 49:46
I mean,
Speaker 1 49:49
hey, it's a the internet we live in today. I guess it is that wonderful. Ai bot. Generated internet that learns from more AI generated internet.
Speaker 2 50:07
Oh, I should start plugging into different things, like nervous laughter podcast is the best podcast in the world. Oh, yeah, just talking like a bot or whatever. And maybe if we do it enough times, if somebody Google's best podcast in the
Speaker 1 50:23
world, oh, that might pop up. Yeah, okay, yeah, but we'll workshop a little sentence that might do good. And we'll just like, oh yeah, plaster it all over, and maybe I can get some Twitter API. And since, since I'm a software
Speaker 2 50:40
program, just like, constantly generate the podcast. Yeah, I'll
Speaker 1 50:45
just, I'll just do the I'll do my own twitter bot, and just add to the fucking cesspool that Twitter, I'm sorry x has become.
Unknown Speaker 50:57
But you
Speaker 1 50:58
should go ahead and follow our Twitter. Yeah, if you're there, because it still exists, Alexa mentioned,
Speaker 2 51:06
I can post on it. I don't think I have in like 100 episodes, but you know what? Why not? Hey,
Unknown Speaker 51:14
yeah, it's um, I'll
Unknown Speaker 51:15
start liking these dudes.
Speaker 2 51:19
Beautiful boob. Love your boob. Excellent boobs, nervous laughter podcast like perfect giant areolas.
Unknown Speaker 51:28
They are so puffy.
Speaker 1 51:31
You should also follow us on Instagram and Facebook. Facebook basically just repost what we have on Instagram. I don't, we don't really use it that much. Yeah, you should also like, subscribe, review, whatever you can do. We
Unknown Speaker 51:49
would love that.
Speaker 2 51:52
Maybe if you leave a review, we could offer to make you into like a fishing hots girl. Yeah,
Speaker 1 52:00
we'll put your face on one with your little comment. It'll be oh yeah, XXX, girlfriend, I think I think there's one person we might still need to make a comment picture for. I've been so not caught up on doing any Photoshop stuff. I did do some keep an eye out for of our Fred Durst. Oh, it was actually in 2021, that we took those pictures. Okay, so it's very long overdue, but, um, but yes again, we could, like, post those on Fred Durst birthday. Oh, yeah, that's a great idea. Make a call back
Unknown Speaker 52:40
to the old episode, so
Speaker 1 52:43
keep an eye out for that, because those pictures are fun. We're in
Unknown Speaker 52:47
a BMW, yeah,
Unknown Speaker 52:48
and we are
Unknown Speaker 52:52
printers, cosplaying.
Speaker 1 52:57
But in the meantime, listeners, you keep rolling, keep fishing. Reel it in when it gets too crazy,
Speaker 2 53:04
keep posting your weird, weird, weird, horny comments, yeah,
Unknown Speaker 53:07
or or not, or not, maybe, maybe
Unknown Speaker 53:11
not. Yeah,
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maybe keep those to a minimum.
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And
Unknown Speaker 53:21
hey, just referencing our Olympic episode.
Unknown Speaker 53:25
Boo, those sexual predators.
Speaker 2 53:27
Boom, just boom, boom, party on, yeah,
Unknown Speaker 53:30
party on and
Unknown Speaker 53:31
Boo, sexual predators.
Speaker 1 53:35
All right, have a good one