Join us as we cope with Copeland to close out our televangelist series, song trilogy is included! Thanks for going on this journey with us, hope you enjoy Fatheads.
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Speaker 1 0:00
I was talking to my dad on Father's Day the other day. And I was like, Yeah, we're doing a televangelists series on the podcast. It's like but you know, we're just talking about like the super scammy ones that are you know, very bad.
Speaker 2 0:15
I cannot wait to her what Jake's gonna say
Speaker 1 0:20
He was like you guys should talk about phone companies those are scammers.
Unknown Speaker 0:28
So random
Speaker 1 0:49
Yeah, I was like, I don't think I want to do a podcast episode about how cellphone companies will nickel and dime you. I don't think it'll be interesting. I mean, I didn't like say that. But I was like, Yeah, I mean, it can be unfair. Sometimes. It's true. So
Speaker 2 1:10
did he go on to tell you why they're scammers or did he just leave it at that? He
Speaker 1 1:15
liked mentioned a few things, but I wasn't really listening. Cool. I feel bad saying that. But I was just kind of like, why does he kind of get dazed response to something and it's just like, okay, hold on. Like, I
Speaker 2 1:34
literally would have never guessed that he would have said phone companies. I mean, either.
Unknown Speaker 1:41
Welcome to nervous laughter podcast. Welcome,
Speaker 2 1:43
and you know what, fuck the phone companies. Danny Jake? Yeah.
Speaker 1 1:48
Yeah, cuz he was talking about oh, yeah, I remember. Yeah. He was like, it's like everyone like has to have a cell phone. Now you're like, can't get a bra bra bra. But also I was thinking about it. I was like, well, not means phones are more accessible because it used to just be hemispheres and payphones, and people can have phones everywhere now. So. Um, anyway, um, Jamie was I don't know if we said that yet. Yes.
Speaker 2 2:16
Hello. Um, fuck the phone company. Yes. Fuck. I'm happy Father's Day. That was a long ass time ago. By the time you're listening to this. Yeah,
Speaker 1 2:29
I mean, it's already passed. By the time we're recording. So. Um, but yeah, speaking of fathers. I'm gonna talk about someone who talks about our father. Oh, the Lord. Savior. Holy Spirit. Sorry. I don't know what
Unknown Speaker 2:47
are like the side of her face.
Speaker 1 2:52
So yeah, this is gonna be the last one that we're covering for the series. I didn't do like a hardcore heavy Deep Dive. I kind of just made this some more fun one. I'm going to be talking about Kenneth Copeland
Speaker 2 3:05
scariest looking man. I'm literally ever fucking same. Can
Speaker 1 3:09
you cope with that? I cannot comb. Because
Speaker 2 3:13
he is scary. Google a picture of him. Please. If you don't know what she's talking about? Yes, he is pretty fucking terrifying.
Speaker 1 3:21
A lot of them are pretty terrifying to
Speaker 2 3:25
they are but I feel like he's a whole other level. Yeah. I like to look at pictures of him because I feel like he is the devil.
Speaker 1 3:33
Yeah, he's like a little gremlin. Kinda of Yeah. And then sometimes when you hear him talk, he gets this like anger thing. very unsettling. Very. Um, so Kenneth was born in Lubbock, Texas,
Speaker 2 3:50
so another Texas boy who would have thought
Speaker 1 3:54
1937 He grew up religious whites Whoa, but was growing away from that in his early 20s. He was actually a singer in the 50s and was even signed to the label Imperial Records. It one of his songs hit the top 40 chart on April 20 1957. For totally plays it stayed for seven weeks and it peaked at number 17. Oh, okay. Copeland also got married and had a child during this time. He was drafted into the military for a few years and became pilots after he got out. He divorced his wife and 58. So like, next year, in the same year, he married another woman named Cynthia. It sounds like he started returning to religion around this time.
Unknown Speaker 4:52
And he divorced Cynthia only three years later.
Speaker 2 4:57
Horrible. Yeah, yeah. I mean, that wasn't divorce wasn't common back then. So I know.
Unknown Speaker 5:05
Yeah, like I'll be married for a year and then
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like the next bus on MTV
Speaker 1 5:17
and so yeah, so he married a Cynthia divorced her three years later, in 1961. He was still kind of doing the pilot thing for a while and met his final wife. I was driving. And he met his final wife, like the final boss of a game. GLORIA And they married in 1963. And this was around when the church really started. Sure. Kenneth and Gloria needed more money. So they started a church.
Speaker 2 5:52
Were like, hey, you know how we can sucker people out of money? church or
Speaker 1 5:57
to church? How hard could it be? jandals it are. Yeah. And so at 30 He quit his job and attended Oral Roberts University, which is just like, oh, boy, yes, Mr. Oatmeal. That's an evangelical school in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Which just to clarify if we didn't, before he bought, kissed and turn and charmed the pants off old Roberts himself. Yes, the owner creator of whatever university whatever this is. Since he was a pilot Roberts offered him a job as a pilot of his own personal jet firm around and Bekenstein even more yeah was piloting again. There's so many pilots that are like pastors what's crazy. Um, this got him a really, really good foot in the door. So I don't even think he finished school. I've been seeing thing saying that he completed a
Unknown Speaker 7:08
bad boy drought.
Speaker 1 7:11
So it's not clear to me how long he actually attended. But the same year he started school is the same year, him and his wife Gloria started Kenneth Copeland Ministries or KCM in Fort Worth, Texas. So they didn't start by building like a church or building right away. They instead chose to travel in do you like three to
Unknown Speaker 7:37
six days? Wait, sorry, what?
Unknown Speaker 7:39
revivals like Oh, is that? Oh, well,
Speaker 1 7:42
yeah. Yeah, I think so. I didn't I just didn't see the actual like names of them. But But yeah, maybe that's, I'm pretty sure that's what it is. So yeah, they would do stops around the US. And they continue worldwide today. So yay, they're still doing so he started growing his media presence in the 70s. He started broadcasting on TV in 1971 with a show the Word of Faith Magazine in 1973.
Unknown Speaker 8:17
One of these magazines. Imagine
Speaker 1 8:19
it like a like a Sports Illustrated like swimsuit
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posing with a plain
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Bible on his arm.
Speaker 1 8:31
Magazine was called believers Voice of Victory. Oh, radio ministry in 75. And the Kenneth Copeland Bible. Oh, yeah, sorry. I guess I didn't do good. No, no, I'm not clear if that's like a book specifically. What sounds like a book. I'm sorry. He was gonna buy it
Unknown Speaker 8:58
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 9:01
His success grew through the 80s and well oh, he
Unknown Speaker 9:05
was doing blow off
Unknown Speaker 9:08
was oh, yeah, probably.
Speaker 2 9:10
He's so scary and angry. Who's who was doing coke?
Speaker 1 9:14
I can definitely see that. God, he's just I'm just this flashes of his face. Keep in my head and it's lab demon like and terrifying. Um, so yeah, so the 80s is when he started his weekly TV series Voice of Victory broadcast. Of course this meant more money for KCM which now owned a compound with a bunch of church stuff including a home for him and his kids. Of course free
Speaker 2 9:50
I'm gonna be so happy when we don't hear tax free again. Oh, God. I know. I know. It's just like connotation in my head is all bad, right? Now Yeah, there are some good tax free things. But right now I just think of these fuckers. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 10:06
these assholes.
Speaker 1 10:10
And his wife's a huge asshole too. She preaches about like all kinds of like health stuff. And I'm not like in a good way. It's like a mess like Anna Gwen way. Yeah, give me your money instead of giving it to your like cancer medicine or something. So here's just like a small little clip of just kind of what she's like, Oh, no,
Speaker 3 10:33
we know what's wrong with you, you've got cancer. The bad news is, we don't know what to do about it. Except give you some poison that will make you sicker. Now, which do you want to do? You want to do that? Are you gonna sit here on Saturday morning, Hear the Word of God? Let faith come into your heart and being healed? Hallelujah.
Speaker 1 10:56
Yeah, so that's just a little sneak peek on his wife. And that's just from a John Oliver snippet. So if you hear laughs that don't sound correct. Yeah, so she's a lovely lady, don't you think she is. So to just kind of continue on, but just kind of gives you a picture of the things they preach. You know, they're like wealth preachers and stuff. KENNETH And some other Minister pilots started an aviation ministry called Angel Flight 44. Eight
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Angel boys in response
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to
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heaven, I
Speaker 1 11:39
feel like they just like fly and just like go do gay stuff somewhere, like
Speaker 2 11:46
see us on this island that we can, you can only get to by plane.
Speaker 1 11:53
This is that's why they all learn how to become pilots. They all have to get there. And this was their relief effort after Hurricane Katrina, in 2006. They transported crucial supplies, including like personnel and staff that could help as well as reuniting families along the Gulf Coast. I think they also did some other volunteer work while they were there. Of course, this is awesome. So super major kudos to them for that relief effort. Shit was all fucked up down there. They promised to help with relief aid like this for major natural disasters in the future. They received a lot of backlash in 2010 when the Haiti earthquake hit, and they promised to also provide relief down there too, in the same way, as you know they did for Katrina, but of course, nothing was seen or done by them at all.
Speaker 2 12:54
Like it's just it would be a lot easier if Haiti were in the United States. And we could just do our painter and Angel touching here closer. So it's really convenient man to
Speaker 1 13:07
fly all the way down there. Let's probably fire. Yeah, so they claim that they collected $7,788. And those donations are spent on planar pairs and currently structural issues with the plane, so it was still not air an airworthiness condition. And they didn't have enough money for more aircraft and repairs. What's because they only raised like $7,000, which I
Unknown Speaker 13:41
believe led either to maybe
Speaker 2 13:42
they just need the inspector that signed off on going sham Chamberlain's husband's plane. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 13:53
Yeah, then they get a whole fleet out there.
Unknown Speaker 13:57
I don't have a quote written down to but
Speaker 1 14:00
also, when they were asked about it, they had responded like, oh, this wasn't like, a timeframe. We didn't like give a timeframe for this relief effort. We're
Speaker 2 14:09
gonna refill and then go, Yeah, that
Speaker 1 14:13
makes sense. Everybody's Yeah, been helped and fed and save for United. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 14:19
save.
Speaker 1 14:21
So speaking of planes, that's kind of the thing that Kenneth Copeland kind of seems to be mainly known for. He has a few private planes or jets, whatever aircraft even bought one from Tyler Perry. They are the church's planes. But he has admitted to using them for personal use, like vacations. So that's part of like, why so many people are angry at him. Not just for owning planes, because that's crazy for someone who's like I'm a man of God. But yeah, he was using them for personal use. uses even though they were paid for tax free by the church,
Speaker 2 15:04
well that means the the people that go to the church should be able to use them too. Right?
Unknown Speaker 15:08
I know, right? It's
Speaker 1 15:12
and I assume I probably covers like all the church pays for like the gas pair and probably two. So there is a moment that many people are familiar with. He said that like being on a commercial plane is like being on a tube full of demons. And I actually had trouble finding the original quote, but I remember watching lists, and he was with another televangelists. Jesse Duplantis, I believe on their Yap show believers Voice of Victory if I'm remembering that correctly.
Unknown Speaker 15:53
But and even more
Speaker 1 15:57
well known thing came out after he said that because so many people were outraged inside edition. Oh, do
Unknown Speaker 16:06
a little PSA. Again and
Speaker 1 16:09
yeah, so inside edition fucking kicks ass. And reporter Lisa Guerrero, when reported on it. The interview is 11 minutes long. So I didn't want to just like play the whole thing. I was trying to decide how I should clip it up. But I know that a lot of our listeners have probably seen this interview before
Speaker 2 16:35
I think I think I can take sure part of it where he's in his car, trying
Speaker 1 16:39
to get in his car. So I didn't want to just play something that I'm sure a bunch of our listeners have seen 1000 times. So I went ahead and made it a three part song series. So I'll just play those songs. I originally intended it to just be one song.
Unknown Speaker 17:04
I'm slammed
Speaker 1 17:07
the interview is so long. I round up with three. I will say I made these three three songs within the last 24 hours. So they're not like incredible spectacular and they will be I use suno AI to just make a instrumental song. I decided to go with like, I put horror trap industrial. Oh, okay. Um, so yeah, and it's probably not mastered the bus because again, I did this in less than a day. But I did put a few plugins on there that hopefully make it sound a little nicer but without any further ado,
Speaker 2 17:48
are you are you ready? I am ready. All right. Here's
Unknown Speaker 17:52
song number one. How are you sir?
Speaker 4 17:55
We just like to ask you about why you don't want to fly commercial. Why have you said that you won't fly commercial you says that it's like getting into a tube with a bunch of demons
Speaker 5 18:13
commercial and have stopped 65 Shannon
Speaker 4 18:20
How much money did you pay for Tyler Perry's Gulfstream jet
Unknown Speaker 18:23
well for example that's really
Unknown Speaker 18:28
the business of your younger
Unknown Speaker 18:38
you kind of caught me off guard. Guard
Speaker 4 18:43
not here I'd like to give you a chance to catch your breath in and have a conversation we don't want to we don't want to catch off guard
Speaker 5 18:52
inside edition you gotta get a you listen to me. My my wife ah inside edition is Oh yeah.
Unknown Speaker 19:03
He made that airplane show cheap for me. I couldn't
Unknown Speaker 19:10
Okay, all right, but I want to get to the demons
Speaker 4 19:16
do you ever use your private jets to go visit your vacation homes for example? Again, getting back to the comment, you said that you don't like to fly commercial because you don't want to get into a tube with a bunch of demons. Do you really believe that human beings are human? Oh, I do
Unknown Speaker 19:34
not. And don't you ever say I did.
Unknown Speaker 19:39
We wrestle not against flesh and blood.
Speaker 4 19:43
Can you explain what you meant by that? That by that term, man just just explain because it's really simple. You said you didn't want to get into a bunch of demons. What is your
Unknown Speaker 19:54
spiritual things that have anything to do with people. People get pushed.
Speaker 5 20:01
Do you think that's a good place for a preacher to be and prepared to go preach to people? When somebody in there is dragging some woman down and it made me so mad to see that on television? I wanted to punch a guy out myself. I can't be doing that while I'm getting ready to preach.
Unknown Speaker 20:19
Song number two
Speaker 4 20:30
you just don't like to be around the simple people or the hurtful people is that what you're saying? To people
Unknown Speaker 20:41
you have how many planes
Speaker 5 20:42
we have the Gulfstream and we still have our citations. And then we have those
Unknown Speaker 20:56
we wrestling
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with principalities, power,
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unseen.
Unknown Speaker 21:13
rulers of the darkness of this world
Unknown Speaker 21:19
dunking them out the devil. He's very real devil.
Speaker 5 21:23
Just the same as Jesus, very real. I spent a lot of time on there. I could no longer to put called shut down. I need more clothes. And
Speaker 4 21:36
you have some fancy clothes. For a pastor, you are living a life of luxury. You've got great homes, you've got great planes. You you drive in limos, and you're a very wealthy man. And some people would say that is it is it appreciate?
Unknown Speaker 21:54
My wealth doesn't come from offerings.
Speaker 4 21:56
I sell things books and DVDs. And
Unknown Speaker 22:01
I have a lot of natural gas on I
Speaker 5 22:04
didn't know that. Did you pay? Now? I do. Yeah, you do. And that wonderful.
Unknown Speaker 22:09
Wonderful for you.
Unknown Speaker 22:10
And I might add another thing too.
Speaker 5 22:15
We invest something in the neighborhood of 25 million. And we can't do that be
Speaker 4 22:24
to those critics that say that a preacher should not be living a life of luxury. What is your response to that?
Unknown Speaker 22:31
They're wrong. That's it.
Unknown Speaker 22:36
It's a misunderstanding of the Bible.
Unknown Speaker 22:38
If you go
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to the Old Covenant,
Speaker 5 22:44
do you think the Jewish people believe you should be broke?
Speaker 4 22:48
Are you saying that Jewish people appreciate money more than they believe in? Well,
Unknown Speaker 22:54
some people would find that offensive.
Unknown Speaker 22:58
I'm not talking about some people I'm talking about
Speaker 5 23:01
the blessing of Abraham. Abraham was extreme. Covenant was not it's not the Jewish blessing. It's the Abrahamic blessing.
Unknown Speaker 23:16
And I get excited about it, because I love it.
Speaker 4 23:20
You say that it's biblical, and that say that there's a foundation in the Bible for that, and we close
Speaker 5 23:24
it with this. I had to learn this, like I said, from the Bible, and from my spiritual mentor, or Roberts, and he took the same heat for believing God would prosper you that I think, over the years, and Abraham was very, very well in Galatians chapter three. If you belong to Christ, then are you Abraham see?
Unknown Speaker 23:59
According to his
Unknown Speaker 24:02
and his promised was great.
Speaker 6 24:07
Great. Great, well, great. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 24:15
Yeah, so those were the first two songs.
Speaker 2 24:17
Wow, he threw some things about Jewish people in there, didn't they? Oh, he sure did.
Speaker 1 24:27
And that was surprising. Oh, that
Unknown Speaker 24:31
was surprising. Yes, but also true.
Speaker 2 24:37
Yeah, and she's saying this in an interview imagine.
Speaker 1 24:44
God I know. And he's like, Oh, you caught me off guard. Oh, I don't know about Jewish people.
Speaker 2 24:55
I will say though, I agree with him. I don't want to be in a tube full of demons.
Speaker 1 25:03
I don't either. And a fight is actually a reality he lives. He may need to be put in a mental institution. Yes. But
Speaker 2 25:16
yeah, people on airplanes they definitely do suck but I liked how he tried to like, say it was for different reasons. Yeah, like just come out and say riding on an airplane fucking sucks people are nasty. Just say
Unknown Speaker 25:32
you don't like trashy people. Okay? Yeah.
Speaker 2 25:36
I don't want to ride on a fucking airplane. I wish I had a private well, no, I don't because I wouldn't want to like, pollute the earth. But you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 25:45
When he said something about like, a man dragging a woman downloads I'll like well, what the fuck
Speaker 2 25:53
have you been on? Fucking the angel boy clubs doing weird shit.
Speaker 1 26:00
Yeah, so that's, um, you know, reasons why he has a private plane. Would you like to listen a little bit? I
Unknown Speaker 26:09
feel like he's gonna get mad on this one. I'm excited.
Unknown Speaker 26:11
This is my
Speaker 1 26:14
fuck What is like a three part story called, like Lord of the Rings trilogy. Yeah, trilogy. This is my Kenneth Copeland trilogy.
Speaker 4 26:28
The Bible also says that it's more difficult for a rich man to get into heaven than it is for a camel to get through the eye of a needle. Correct.
Speaker 5 26:37
But he said, All things are possible with God. And shed is trusting. When he said that, his disciples said, they were astonished how to measure because they were wealthy men. They were astonished out a major saying how can anyone be saved? He said all I knew possibly with
Speaker 4 27:04
both of my grandfathers were preachers. They were both very poor. They live simple, modest lives. They were extremely offended by men that made money like you do preaching like you do. What would your response be to people that think that preacher shouldn't live this kind of a lifestyle?
Speaker 5 27:24
I love him with all my heart is it's your grandfather that we're standing on their shoulders. They held up and they stood for me.
Unknown Speaker 27:38
But when you go back to the barn
Unknown Speaker 27:41
is full well
Unknown Speaker 27:44
is full of miracles
Unknown Speaker 27:47
miracles, miracles,
Unknown Speaker 27:51
signs
Unknown Speaker 27:54
and wonders.
Unknown Speaker 27:57
Goodness
Speaker 5 28:03
mesh full amoenus is just hell on earth. Those are the demons
Unknown Speaker 28:13
again, getting back to
Speaker 4 28:16
sir thank you so much for your time today. We'll be so Guerrera Lucien, God bless.
Unknown Speaker 28:23
Father flesh the chips
Unknown Speaker 28:27
thank you for for grant.
Speaker 7 28:30
Thank you for giving me the opportunity to get to know her and to her team.
Unknown Speaker 28:37
And I pray and
Unknown Speaker 28:38
I believe her piece will be successful.
Unknown Speaker 28:45
I love him said tissue alone the people call me
Unknown Speaker 28:49
and it thrills me to get a chance to have my face on. Thank you very much. Reverend
Speaker 4 28:57
you have a nice day. Thank you very much for your patience
Unknown Speaker 29:14
that was beautiful.
Unknown Speaker 29:16
Yeah, sorry. I just had to throw in those littles like um,
Speaker 1 29:24
so yeah, would you would you think I'm sure there's probably parts of the interview, we might have forgotten there was one that I was like, Damn,
Speaker 2 29:31
he is dodging those questions like He's flying away. She asked a question. He flies the opposite direction. Like Muhammad Ali.
Unknown Speaker 29:45
Like an angel boys sting like a bee
Unknown Speaker 29:49
steamer like a pain
Speaker 1 29:54
Yeah, so that was my Kenneth Copeland inside edition boring Guerrero interview trilogy. was beautiful. I think one of my favorite parts of that is whenever he's like my wife loves inside addition, she's like, oh, yeah, or what? Oh. So the last thing that I have for our Copeland boy is, of course, he was getting all in on the COVID-19 stuff.
Speaker 2 30:27
Oh my gosh, in a positive way, right. He cared about protecting the community. Yeah, of
Unknown Speaker 30:34
course, he cared about protecting the community.
Speaker 1 30:38
Because he wanted to cure cure them of COVID and get rid of it.
Speaker 2 30:42
With the popular known remedy.
Speaker 1 30:47
Well, with his mighty breath of his ward, I guess here I'll just show you. I think you might have seen this before. Okay. When I saw it, I was like, Oh, shit, that was him. I don't think I remember him
Unknown Speaker 31:10
shout
Speaker 6 31:15
heat. He burned this thing. This day.
Unknown Speaker 31:22
Jesus,
Unknown Speaker 31:24
shaken you bow your knee.
Speaker 6 31:28
Your knee. You fall on your face. You fall on your face COVID-19 COVID-19
Unknown Speaker 31:49
got
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on you. You. You are destroyed
Unknown Speaker 31:54
forever.
Unknown Speaker 31:59
And you'll never be back.
Speaker 1 32:01
Be back. So yeah, that's why COVID has been totally eradicated. Alyssa, as the as you know.
Speaker 2 32:10
Hey, I'm speechless. That was fucking insane.
Unknown Speaker 32:17
Well,
Unknown Speaker 32:18
it's real, not satire.
Speaker 2 32:20
How was how people living on the same planet as we are?
Speaker 1 32:27
I don't know if that's like the creepiest culture. But I
Unknown Speaker 32:33
repeat them like he eat Yes. Like,
Unknown Speaker 32:39
flowing COVID particles everywhere.
Speaker 2 32:43
How can they not think that that's not culty? or weird?
Speaker 1 32:47
I don't know, because they're doing it in the name of the Lord, which still sounds pretty colty At least to me, as someone who's not well associated with the Lord.
Unknown Speaker 33:01
What do you mean, We're BFFs now? Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1 33:05
I asked him into my heart when I was like, seven years old. So I mean, he's there.
Unknown Speaker 33:10
He's there. Yeah.
Speaker 1 33:11
I think we would kick it. If you were to come down now.
Speaker 2 33:16
I mean, I kind of feel like if, well, maybe not Old Testament, but if like, Jesus was a real person. I feel like he would be fucking cool. Yeah, but the problem is, everybody's like, Oh, no, you're a snowflake. We're not going to like, do things to help other people are like religious but aren't doing any of the shit. That's like, from the leader of their group. Yeah, it's like, do it yourself. Pull yourself up by the bootstraps. Yes, like, I'm
Speaker 1 33:50
not gay. Just like men baffling to be manly about religion. I don't know how to describe it. But it's a wacky world that we live in and I'm just here to
Unknown Speaker 34:07
watch it
Speaker 1 34:10
I'm not much of a game player. So this is this is what I do.
Unknown Speaker 34:14
Oh my god.
Unknown Speaker 34:17
And that's that's all I have for Kenneth Copeland I'm sure
Unknown Speaker 34:20
there's mending
Speaker 1 34:23
I'm sure there's a lot more we can get on um, I won't forget the I guess good things he did after Katrina but there's still a lot of shitty ass things he's that he's been doing and has done but I don't really equalize it.
Unknown Speaker 34:39
I'm
Unknown Speaker 34:44
happy to be done with all these assholes though. I just
Speaker 1 34:47
like praise the Lord. Oh, wait, no, no, not praise the Lord.
Unknown Speaker 34:53
Ah, DJ.
Unknown Speaker 34:56
I'm rubbing my eyes. I'm gonna get ink in it.
Speaker 2 35:00
running ads to pocketbooks high and open monies find out. Oh no
Speaker 1 35:06
listen when you use the bathroom here don't look in my wall.
Speaker 2 35:14
Man I will say though I wish there was $600,000 in my wall goals.
Speaker 1 35:19
Man that's always like a dream When you're homeowners like I'm gonna have to do some work on the house and I'm just gonna stumble into like, some treasure $600,000
Unknown Speaker 35:32
Well, that has you guys are a treasure to
Speaker 2 35:35
us. You are a treasure. Thank you for going on this fucking insane journey.
Speaker 1 35:44
And we asked you to ask us and to your hearts. And
Speaker 2 35:47
yeah, send us all your grocery money. We'll never turn down your grocery money. Yeah, lady. Yeah, we'll
Unknown Speaker 35:55
put it to good use. We
Unknown Speaker 35:57
will um Leanna by that television network.
Speaker 1 36:00
Yeah, we're gonna start the television network we got to get the NLP private jet. So we can
Unknown Speaker 36:09
only we don't even go anywhere. I can't even think of like where we would
Speaker 2 36:12
go. We got to do some Taylor Swift shit and go from like, Austin to like, Waco, which would be like, a 20 minute plane ride.
Speaker 1 36:25
And then we'll Oh yeah, we'll just do a fat head tour. We'll just Oh yeah. You know, the people that have listened to us, but top five
Unknown Speaker 36:33
we will Oh yeah. That would be cool.
Unknown Speaker 36:36
But you have to pay for all our expenses. Yes.
Speaker 2 36:40
And we will be setting ourselves up as a nonprofit so it will be free to us.
Speaker 1 36:46
I heard it was actually pretty easy to start a religion because James Oliver did it oh maybe varies from state to state but yeah, he did it. I can't remember what it's called. But it was like our Lady tax redemption or something like that. But it's it's amazing about getting like tax tax cuts and tax free shit. Yeah, anyway, um, well look into it. Yeah, we'll look into it. And we love you fat heads. Yes, we do. And thoughts and prayers. Yeah, thoughts and prayers. Party on party
Speaker 2 37:19
on we'll be back with a lighter topic. Next week.
Unknown Speaker 37:25
Party in the front prayers in the Oh yeah.