Dip your toes into the whorey waters of preachers who break the rules, especially the gay ones! Happy Pride!
Dip your toes into the whorey waters of preachers who break the rules, especially the gay ones! Happy Pride!
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[Jimmy Swaggert “I Have Sinned Against You My Lord](https://youtu.be/6HhKdSvhung?si=_FfYRXfQKOE9HZcj)
[Debroah Murphree Interview](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDajCd1oR7o)
Speaker 1 0:00
So Alyssa there was this one person that I dated in high school. And I remember one time he was telling me about how his dad was asking him how he feels about me not being in the heaven with the rest of their family
Unknown Speaker 0:38
seek birth welcome nervous laughter podcast
Speaker 2 0:44
welcome everybody again, that happens on the righteous tombstone. After DJ gets baptized and Judy's like I'm so glad you're not gonna burn in hell. That
Unknown Speaker 1:00
actually happened to me. But yes, we're your host, Jamie and
Speaker 2 1:08
Alyssa. And we're back with more televangelists. We have we've been talking about some swindlers for the past couple of weeks. But now we have some fucking sluts.
Speaker 1 1:25
For slots, sultry episode of televangelists, these little tarts a nice little, little break from the huge we'll probably just a couple more of those though. Yes,
Speaker 2 1:40
I know. I have one more mega church man.
Unknown Speaker 1:46
And I have one more.
Unknown Speaker 1:47
Oh man.
Speaker 1 1:49
I'm so excited to jump into these floody waters.
Speaker 2 1:55
Okay, so first, we're going to talk about Jim Baker. I gave these all different titles. So for Jimmy Baker I put HoH and convicted felon. So James, Jim, Orson Baker is an American televangelists like all the other bitches that we've talked about. But he's a bad bitch. He's a bad bitch. He hosted the show the PTO club which stood for praise the Lord. Oh, nice. Fun side note. Jeez, grandma. Like if you were texting with her. She would say PTL for praise the Lord if she was happy. Well, something
Unknown Speaker 2:42
like little old pupils playing
Speaker 2 2:46
when you say it to each other sometimes to tell them something good happens. One of us was like PTO. I want a sweater
Unknown Speaker 2:57
that sounds like PTO.
Speaker 2 3:02
So he had his own cable network, which was the PTL satellite network. So same song and dance as the other shit. You know, people are sending in money. The viewer contributions were estimated to be over $1 million a week. And fun little quote here. Baker responded to inquiries about his use of mass media by saying, I believe that if Jesus were alive today, he'd be on TV.
Unknown Speaker 3:40
I mean, Criss Angel. Hello.
Unknown Speaker 3:42
Yeah, that'd be close.
Unknown Speaker 3:44
I mean, they both walked on water.
Speaker 2 3:45
So Criss Angel walked on water. Yeah. It was
Speaker 1 3:50
like a Las Vegas hotel when he was doing his Las Vegas.
Speaker 2 3:53
Bellagio with the fountains in the background? That would be cool. That would have
Speaker 1 3:57
been sick, but I don't remember what pool it was at. But they had like hot ladies and bikinis when swimming under him. Jesus would have totally had like bikini babes around them.
Speaker 2 4:11
But it sounds fucking awesome. I'm gonna go look that up. And he also developed heritage USA, which is a now closed Christian theme park in South Carolina. It actually looked way fucking cooler than the one that Jan and Paul had. Oh, okay. Yeah, and apparently it was pretty fucking popular. This is it was the third most successful theme park in the US at the time. Oh, so it was only it was only beat out by Disney World and Disneyland. Oh, beat Six Flags. Oh, yeah. But I think this was kind of like in the 70s. So I don't know. They just weren't a lot of them. I look but
Speaker 1 4:59
of course they slags dropped the ads with the old man
Speaker 2 5:07
there's a picture that I wanted to show you. So here's a picture of him that I feel like makes him look like a fucking serial killer, but is on a waterslide at Heritage USA. Oh god, it looks like a mortician going down a water vampire. I'll make sure to post this on Instagram. But yeah, he's wearing a fucking full suit. down the waterslide like with his arms up like a mummy with Christ diverse chest. I want something
Speaker 1 5:41
that says I can praise the Lord, but I can also have fun.
Unknown Speaker 5:46
Yeah, the
Unknown Speaker 5:47
flesh would Jesus
Speaker 2 5:52
say he and his wife Tammy Faye Baker. also worked with our friends Paul and Jan to co found TBN in the late 70s. Okay, so these are some of the like OG swindlers. But their partnership only lasted eight months before daddy Paul and Jim had a falling out which I'm not sure over what but I would like to think it had to do with their dicks.
Speaker 1 6:24
Yeah. When you said I don't know what but I was like,
Speaker 2 6:28
well, in the butt thing. Which I hope because as we'll come to find out, they both had homosexual allegations against them. So I really hope it was gay stuff,
Speaker 1 6:42
man. You know, I feel like with all the stuff with PDD recently that's like the rap game and the like passport game. Kind of similar. Oh, yeah. Well, I guess and the political game. Everyone's just like having sex with everyone's everybody doing drugs and backstabbing and hidden secrets.
Speaker 2 7:03
That's true. This is a random factoid that, honestly I don't remember where the fuck I got it, because it's like written in my notes that I typed out. But somebody said that Jim Baker, like to always keep $100 worth of cinnamon rolls in his room because he liked the smell. I found that so
Unknown Speaker 7:32
we got Michael Scott.
Speaker 2 7:36
factoid, let me know and I'll give you credit. No idea where they fucking came from
Speaker 1 7:41
just has a little easy bake oven. Pretty much.
Speaker 2 7:45
Yeah, so the switch loves cinnamon rolls. But in the late 90s, Jim ends up resigning from PTO because he did some really shitty things that are not fun. Sexual. Yes, of course. He borrowed money from the church to use as hush money. And what he was hushing was the alleged rape of church Secretary Jessica Hahn. Ah,
Speaker 1 8:20
so you're taking money from the church to hide secrets for her? Yeah. Viewing badly for someone that will church. Okay, wonderful. Yeah.
Speaker 2 8:28
So basically, Jessica allege that Baker and another co host of PTL Club John Wesley I think they wanted her. They were out and about somewhere so they were at a hotel. They wanted her to come over and babysit their kids. Except there were like, no kids there. And then they drugged her. Yeah, so Jessica was just trying to do some helpful. Maybe she likes kids and yeah, all these motherfuckers are awful. And I hope the hell is real. Yeah, me too. Yeah. So their accountant tried to cover up with hush money by keeping two sets of books. Oh, Okay
Speaker 1 9:23
wonderful. Yeah only play wrote down their crime somewhere. Yeah,
Speaker 2 9:29
so I like to think that there's the Good Book has like a cross on the front and then the bad book is like read and as an upset
Speaker 1 9:40
the bad for the bad boy is such my book.
Speaker 2 9:46
Yeah, so around this time. Baker was also accused of doing homosexual acts. A couple of people came out and were like, Yeah, well, like also a David In a nice way did it. So people just kind of started coming out of the woodwork and being like, Yeah, he did all that.
Speaker 1 10:08
Like wars. Were those conceptual ones or?
Speaker 2 10:12
Yes, those appeared to be. So as far as I know, Jessica seems to be the only one where it was like that. Okay. But he denied under oath that he did anything gay. He was like, No homo.
Speaker 1 10:28
I ain't gay. Love the Lord. Another man. I was
Speaker 2 10:33
one man named was Jesus Christ was basically what he said. He kind of thought to himself, like, I think PTL is gonna let me back on air, but they never did.
Speaker 1 10:53
They're like after that one thing. Sure, but after the gay thing, no, no,
Speaker 2 10:59
no fucking thanks. So there's a new boy on the scene that he was scared was going to take his spot on PTL Club. And that guy's name was Jimmy Swaggart, which is the next tour that I'll talk about here in a minute. Ah, so he's waiting for you know, to come back to PTL Club. Jimmy's like yeah, you gay guy. I'm gonna get you're gonna get your spot. You come over
Unknown Speaker 11:30
here. PTL boy.
Speaker 2 11:34
And around this time. Jimmy was sorry. It's confusing, because it's Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggart. So, how can you double J's. So the new guy Jimmy was quoted as saying that Baker was a cancer in the body of Christ for His like sexual misconduct. He ended up saying that Baker's actions were like they were on a soap opera. And he said, As for me, I'm a preacher. I'm not the ringleader of a circus. So he's like talking some preacher shit. Would
Speaker 1 12:17
you said he also gotten to some shit, right? Or does he not okay? He doesn't. Okay, so good intro,
Speaker 2 12:23
but now he's just like, no, like, I only have sex with my wife, Susie Lynn with her mountain of tall hair. I'm like, fuck her wig.
Unknown Speaker 12:38
Pretend as a man.
Speaker 2 12:42
So Jim Baker ended up going to trial and was indicted on eight counts of mail fraud 15 counts of wire fraud, and one count of conspiracy. So I don't know where the fuck the mail fraud and all this other shit came from. Honestly, there was just like so much going on. But I wanted to make this segment more about dudes bands. Let's
Speaker 1 13:08
face it understand, basically criminal Yeah, he
Speaker 2 13:12
got convicted of a bunch of shit. He ended up serving almost five years of his prison sentence that he was assigned, which was fucking awesome. Before he was paroled. And at this point, when he was paroled, he owed the IRS $6 million. Oh, 6 million, he's gonna have
Unknown Speaker 13:32
to flick a lot of dicta.
Speaker 2 13:37
I can't imagine a whole lot. So, Mr. Baker's parole attorney was quoted as saying that he would guarantee that Mr. Baker would never again engage in the blend of religion and commerce that led to his conviction. But guess what? He's back up and running the Jim Baker show currently
Unknown Speaker 14:05
just like they all do. Yes.
Speaker 2 14:06
And so he talks a lot about the end times and do you want to guess the product that he pedals because of course there's the product okay. So in times in
Speaker 1 14:18
times oh, is it some type of like, Doomsday prep food or something? Cool, I guess.
Unknown Speaker 14:28
Yeah. So pretty fucking cool.
Speaker 1 14:31
Does he claim to like bless the materials honestly,
Speaker 2 14:36
I didn't even look at it. But I'll try to find some pictures for Instagram because I'm really hoping it's like an emergency food rations with like crosses on
Unknown Speaker 14:44
it. Oh, man. That's awesome.
Speaker 2 14:49
So now we're gonna come back to our boy Jimmy. Gemma boy Jimmy boy. I have him listed as HoH and idiot. Yeah, it Hello, this is probably my favorite one. Just because it's ridiculous. So one year after he was talking shit about Baker ban, like I'm a pastor, not a fucking circus ringleader not It turns out he is a slut. One year later he is photographed with a sex worker. Yeah, so he's probably using church money. I don't know for sure. But yeah, see? Let is, yeah, he can't find anybody I guess. So he had to? I don't fucking know. So Jimmy was also a televangelist, who in 1983 was broadcast on 250 TV stations. But in 1988, Swaggart was accused of visiting a sex worker. He was later defrocked by his denomination, which Wikipedia says that d frogging is the removal of the rights to exercise the functions of the ordained ministry. So basically, that means you can't preach to weddings, like any preacher, Elisha, represent the Lord. Yeah, you're banned to being a dirty, peasant congregation. Sit in the fucking view.
Speaker 2 16:43
So basically, what happened? Jimmy accused another preacher, not Jim Baker, but somebody else of having an affair. And that got that guy defrocked. And I should have got his name just for clarification. So that guy is defrocked
Unknown Speaker 17:04
man, defrock and never buddy.
Speaker 2 17:08
Left. So then the guy that was defrocked was like Hey, fucking watch this bitch. And he's the one that took the picture of swagger with Deborah Murphree, who was a local sex worker. So he's like, gonna do for Acme defrock that shitty?
Speaker 1 17:29
Yeah, I like the steep rocking back and forth. Yeah. Ever been rocking?
Speaker 2 17:39
Rocking So, I guess the the original defrocked preacher waited a year hand delivered the fucking pics to swagger and was like, what are you gonna do? Yeah. So in February of 1988, without giving any details regarding his transgressions swagger delivered what came to be known as the I have sinned speech live on television, which I'll play a clip of here in a second. Like the list is known for fucking crap. And it's so awkward because if you watch the full clip like he did this on live fucking TV. So, so fucking awkward. It keeps panning over to his wife who looks like really not interested, surprisingly,
Speaker 1 18:42
talked about this so many times. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2 18:45
just like, why are you telling everybody but I guess he kind of wanted to get ahead of it before the original defrock was like I'm Dee Froggen you bitch. So
Unknown Speaker 18:57
he'd be like maybe I have a chance.
Speaker 2 19:01
Yeah, he's like my frog back get my frog Oh, Jimmy got his frog back
Speaker 2 19:16
I have sinned against you my Lord. And I would ask you that your precious would wash every stain until it is indices of God's forgetfulness. So what did you think of that speech? Jamie Lynn? Dude,
Speaker 1 19:47
I really hate whiny baby man boys that are like I did something wrong and I got caught so sad. Yeah. I feel so bad. I did such a bad thing. You You don't know I feels worse to me than how you fuck us or any baby.
Unknown Speaker 20:06
Anyone else even though I did?
Unknown Speaker 20:10
Yeah, fuck him. So yeah,
Speaker 2 20:13
yeah, so that is highly cringe. Jamie asked if there were people laughing in the background but I think it was people crying. They loved them so much.
Speaker 1 20:29
Oh god, it's so funny to cry about like someone else doing I mean, it's, you know, not your parents like, Yeah,
Speaker 2 20:40
dude, that's taken. But oh, and I don't know if you saw but it was filmed in Louisiana. There was a thing in the corner that was like live Yeah, so he gives that speech. I guess everything. I guess he ends up getting us proc back. I don't fucking know, honestly. But rock again. Rockin. But the main thing I wanted to talk about because it's really funny. In 1991, he got busted again. This time. He got pulled over for driving his car on the wrong side of the road. Which What the fuck are you doing? Like getting his dick
Unknown Speaker 21:31
sucked and he was like, what's on the road? Am I supposed to be like Uncle baby Billy and watch the
Speaker 2 21:45
show fat heads 10 out of 10. It doesn't say but there was a woman in the car, who later told reporters. He asked me for sex. I mean, that's why he stopped me. That's what I do. I'm a prostitute. Which I love that quote. So what to do? Press do. This lady's name was Rosemary Garcia Oopsies. Her name is Deborah Murphree not rosemary. She ended up giving several interviews about swagger, which was fucking awesome. And one of them was to Penthouse magazine, which was pretty much like the the nastier version of Playboy. Oh,
Unknown Speaker 22:33
nice for the better articles.
Speaker 2 22:37
Actually don't know. But I kind of want to find this issue on eBay and have it just because it just seems like a piece of beautiful history. Like yeah, I mean, she did a photo shoot and everything's
Unknown Speaker 22:55
spread. Yeah. Nice.
Speaker 2 22:56
Yeah. So pretty awesome. Let's see. One of the interviews that she did, was conducted by a journalist named Eileen perros. I recommend watching the video, I think it's like 10 or 20 minutes long. But keep in mind, it's filmed in the early 90s. So even I lay in the person conducting the interview is kind of sexist and shitty. You know, when she talks to Rosemary, she's like, well, what are your parents think about this? And that's like, that's, like, why are you passing judgment as just a lady working? Like, shut the fuck up? So yeah, that kind of sucks. But overall, it is a good interview. So Rosemary talks about the progression of the relationship, said that he started out just wanting to masturbate in front of her while she posed. Seems like such I guess she's like,
Speaker 1 24:03
I want it to be like, a magazine, but in real life.
Speaker 2 24:09
So awkward. So then he wanted her to like, use different devices, which I guess she didn't want to do. And it doesn't specify if he wanted like her to use them or him to use them. I don't know. But then he was like, hey, I want you to bring another lady into the mix. Because you know, whenever you preach about how homosexuals are gonna go to hell, like, do you also want to watch like two women have sex I mean, that's just like a natural progression. So stroking
Unknown Speaker 24:53
it like y'all are going to
Speaker 2 24:59
catch it. She wasn't into that. She's like, Hey, I'm not fucking doing that. So I guess Swaggart had been coming to her place that she worked out of, I don't know if it was like a hotel or apartment or whatever. And he noticed a picture of Rosemary's daughter. And he became interested in her know, he started asking questions about her, and wanted to meet her. And the problem was that she was nine years old. Ah,
Speaker 1 25:35
so creepy to have someone be like my meet your nine year old daughter.
Speaker 2 25:40
And he was asking Rosemary questions about her, I guess about where she was like developmentally. And he was like, Hey, let's say I'm a photographer, and then I can take some pictures I've heard and rosemary was like, absolutely fucking not. And that's when she decided. I mean, she was photographed with him, but she decided to speak out about him because of the thing with her daughter. Yeah, and she's like, the sky is a fucking hypocrite, because he's preaching all these things that you're not supposed to do. But then he's out here like, paying me to have sex with him. And he wants to hang out with my fucking nine year old. So needs to hear about this witch. Thank you, Rosemary.
Speaker 1 26:32
Yeah, thank you for being a morally awesome prostitute. While the preacher is not morally awesome, yes,
Speaker 2 26:41
for sure. Like, I feel like you can morally do that. If it's a contract between two consenting adults. Yeah, that's great. I think it should be legal, personally.
Speaker 1 26:56
The service that you can pay for I like anything else write code. That's a service. Yeah.
Speaker 2 27:03
But yeah, don't be a fucking shithead. But yeah, so be like, Oh, I'm gonna do this. Yeah. So this time after all of this happened, he didn't confess to his congregation. So, you know, before we got the sin than the cry, man, he was like, I'm not gonna fucking confess that. This is a direct quote. He told the congregation, the Lord told me it's flat. None of your business. Okay, Shut
Unknown Speaker 27:35
the front door.
Speaker 2 27:41
Then, it's kind of funny, but I guess around this time, his son was kind of old enough to be getting into the pre tree stuff. So he's like, excuse my dad. He's just gonna step down
Unknown Speaker 28:00
which is fucking awesome.
Unknown Speaker 28:01
Hopefully a son is better than him.
Speaker 2 28:03
Yeah. I don't have any info on his son. But eventually, like a fucking cockroach. Jeremy puts it all behind them. And he goes back to preaching in Baton Rouge. So our Mississippi listeners, if you ever want to take hold a trip, you can go through exit him. I would be fuckin sick. That boy, you better get a
Speaker 1 28:32
hold of his daddy. He's a real man. Man.
Speaker 2 28:40
He also created a television network because all these motherfuckers have a television network. I didn't know it was so easy to get one. So maybe we need to fuck.
Speaker 1 28:52
We have a television network. We have a podcast network. We have a professional network.
Speaker 2 29:00
Yes. And improvisational network.
Speaker 2 29:07
If you want to check it out, it's called Sunlife. Like so in broadcasting network, which can be seen in the US and other countries. He is 89 years old now. So I think maybe it is time that he runs for president to get retirement plan for him. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1 29:32
the perfect background for it. So yeah,
Speaker 2 29:35
I mean, technically, I guess. Jimmy, Jimmy, I cannot talk Jimmy Jimmy. Like Timmy from South Park. Jim. I think Jim is maybe more qualified for President because well, he was only indicted on 15 Count no 15 plus eight plus one. Which, that's somewhere in the 20s. Yeah, but it's still less than Donald Trump. So maybe he's more qualified as what you're saying. Yeah, Jimmy Swaggart isn't quite qualified. But yeah, he's working on it. I'm sure he'll get there. So yeah. Would you think about those bloody slots,
Speaker 1 30:23
man, I love them. I love that they kind of like chained off of each other. Well, you're my turn now. Bloody feet of shame. Yeah.
Speaker 2 30:34
fucking crazy. So the next one we're going to be talking about is Marcus lamb. He's a hoe and charlatan. Oh. So Marcus lamb was a televangelist and far right nut job. He was born in the 50s and started preaching in the late 70s, early 80s around that timeframe. Guess what, there's another god damn
Unknown Speaker 31:06
God damn.
Speaker 2 31:09
He was he started the first Christian TV station in Alabama. Oh, okay. So he ended up selling that station to TBN so I guess that became one of their little offshoots. TBN TV in Alabama white sauce,
Unknown Speaker 31:29
TV and roll pan
Speaker 2 31:34
that would be amazing. So he ends up moving to Dallas and starts another network called the Daystar network. Which still up and rockin if you need a place to get your news, feel free to check that out.
Unknown Speaker 31:52
Wondering how reliable the news is.
Speaker 2 31:56
Probably so reliable, it's crazy. In November of 2010, Lam admitted again, live on TV. But he had an affair that had ended several years before. And the reason that the lambs decided to publicly disclose the infidelity is because Ruth three women that he banged asked for $7.5 million in exchange for silence. Oh, so he was like, Nah, I'm just gonna tell people like Jimmy Swaggart looks so cool crying about it on TV. So for myself, yeah.
Speaker 1 32:47
Yeah. Well, he's probably like, also, like, the Lord wants me to tell the truth. Instead of being like, I don't want to lose that much money.
Speaker 2 32:59
I will say it was a little bit less awkward than Jimmy's confession, because he didn't cry. And also his wife was kind of like, helping him and was like, yeah, like we got through it. And the Lord guided us through it and our marriage is stronger. So it wasn't quite as cringe as Jimmy's confession. But they did go on Dr. Phil to talk about.
Unknown Speaker 33:28
Oh, man. I haven't watched the clip yet.
Speaker 2 33:34
I actually meant to ask Raylene if she remembered that one because she was she's a fucking Dr. Phil connoisseur. Yeah. Girl. Yeah. She loves Dr. Phil. So they get through that. Apparently people don't care. They're like, we still love you. Of course. So fast forward to 2020 Daystar TV got a PPP loan from the government, which is the paycheck protection program. Okay,
Speaker 1 34:12
not the penis preacher, Pro. Penis preacher, preacher, penis probe. Yes,
Speaker 2 34:21
it's a hot new item. You could buy those endorsed by President Biden. No, but this is gonna come up in the last televangelists guy that I do. But I don't think it's still going on because no one's given a fuck about COVID For years now, but it was a COVID thing to help pay employees salary like while businesses were down or whatever. Oh, okay. Yeah. So they received $3.9 million so soon after receiving them As funds, the church just happened to buy a 1997 14 C Gulf Stream five aircraft worth roughly eight to $10 million. It's just like it's a really weird coincidence that that happened right after they got
Speaker 1 35:20
for the rezone what the areas were again, but Oh, the COVID stuff. Yeah, okay. Well, yeah. It's they didn't say how was going to be used for their employees can't get up in the sky. We got that quarantine.
Unknown Speaker 35:44
Man, so pretty crazy. And
Speaker 1 35:45
let me guess. People wanted like evidence of where the plane came from. And then someone broke in and they didn't have any of the receipts,
Speaker 2 35:53
I wish. But what did end up happening is the TV show inside edition started investigating the purchase of the aircraft. Yes. Which I mean, it just sometimes they used it for family vacations. I mean, it belongs to the church. It's for church things. But like, also, sometimes you got to take a family vacation on private jet. So the
Speaker 1 36:19
Lord would want it. Would you have to relax? to spread the word?
Speaker 2 36:25
Yes, it's very true. And then magically Daystar was like, Oh, well pay back the loan. So it's fine. Like don't work any more over here. It's okay. Everything's cool over here. Just like maybe joining the Mile High Club with women that aren't my wife, but like, it's fine. Everything's legal. It's very legal. And during all this time, so Daystar network is like, yes, we need this COVID money. But also, we're going to use your TV network to preach an anti Vax message. And we're gonna host a lot of anti Vax activists on our TV network. So we'll take your money, but just so you know, COVID spoke and we're gonna make stuff worse. It's not real. Yeah,
Unknown Speaker 37:28
that's crazy. Yeah, not real, but we'll take the money for it.
Speaker 2 37:31
We'll take the money and we will have our mega church become a super spreader event. Even though it's not real, magically, some weird things are gonna happen to here in a moment. But they posted on the Daystar website that vaccines were the most dangerous thing for children. Oh, my direct quote. But Surprise, surprise, Marcus lamb ended up getting COVID It's not real but shocker. He got it. His son called the infection, a spiritual attack from the enemy. So it wasn't actually COVID it was just Oh,
Speaker 1 38:23
some other haters. Okay, okay. Hater sickness.
Speaker 2 38:26
Yeah, so many people. Yeah. hated him that his did he got ill. Lamb was allegedly taking ivermectin which we all know. The horse stock choice. But he ended up dying on November 3 2021. Which, again, my anniversary. anniversary so beautiful. Yeah, eighth wedding anniversary. That's what I got death of a vaccine denier? Yeah, so pretty cool.
Speaker 1 39:11
Sorry, I kind of blanked on the date. So did he die of the COVID? Or I'm sorry, haters. Spiritual Attack. Spiritual. Sorry. Yeah. Okay, so he died of the spiritual tag.
Speaker 2 39:21
Yeah. Okay. Yeah. And yeah, I think that they're still putting antivax shit up on their website. And oh, even though Danny died, he died. Yeah, so I actually remember hearing about the sky. Like when vaccines started coming out and stuff you know, every once in a while you'd see on the news, like,
Unknown Speaker 39:47
preachers, stupid shit,
Speaker 2 39:49
I fucking loved it when the news would be like, Okay, we're getting a report on X person that died from COVID It just wouldn't feel like such a Funny like passive aggressive, like,
Speaker 1 40:04
what are you gonna do? It's kind of like I hate laughing about people buying, of course, but it's just so ironic and it's just what else can you do?
Speaker 2 40:14
I guess? Yeah, it's like okay, well, you made a weird choice. So, Miguel okay.
Unknown Speaker 40:21
Yeah. Now you have to, I guess die with it.
Speaker 2 40:26
Well, now he doesn't need that jet to get up to heaven Jamie Lam because he is there. He is there. He's there with Jan and Paul and going shame Shamblin flying
Unknown Speaker 40:39
private jets up in heaven.
Speaker 2 40:46
Yeah, so what did you think about all those slots? Man,
Speaker 1 40:51
I loved it. I just I just love how much crossover there is between like the pasture world, the rap world and like the political world of like, all the crazy illegal slavery Shut. Shut shut. They do. Yeah, yeah. Thanks. Yeah, that was that was. That was great and fun. I liked
Speaker 2 41:16
Oh, I do have one other quick little thing. This will be good since it's Pride Month. So another thing that recently happened I read this BuzzFeed article about it. It said the Pope's homophobic
Speaker 2 41:44
biphobic slur is now a meme just in time for pride. So
Speaker 1 41:50
that was a recent thing, right? Like he didn't Yeah, okay. So
Speaker 2 41:53
thank you, man. It's dope para from BuzzFeed for this. Oh,
Speaker 1 41:58
yeah, this is a perfect episode for pride all this gay preacher shit. Yeah. Happy paying everybody.
Speaker 2 42:05
So Pope Francis was caught using a gay slur in a closed meeting about allowing gay man gay men into seminary. The Guardian reports that the Pope said there was too much for us said Jean the Italian cemeteries are cemeteries Well, seminaries same day, I guess. which roughly translates in Italian to F slowness, or F slur a tree.
Speaker 1 42:39
Floor tree. Like, like a branch tree with, like tree branches. I'll just show you though. Oh, play like try. Like the spelling of it is okay. And then oh, try. Okay. Yeah, gotcha.
Speaker 2 42:54
So the Pope was saying that there's too much Jean, or whatever. The phone the fettuccine. Yeah. And seminaries. Anyway, the Pope has since apologized for his remark. He was just like, I'm Italians don't my first language so I didn't know what I was saying.
Speaker 1 43:24
Wait, is what I thought, I guess I guess I thought he was like from that area, but okay. I don't I don't know anything about the Pope. So
Speaker 2 43:32
yeah, I think maybe they don't have to be from Italy, but that's where they live. And that's where like, so I guess he's trying to be like, yeah, don't speak Italian.
Speaker 1 43:46
Or maybe some people were like, watch, watch publish. What's teaching this word? And don't tell him? Tell him what it is.
Unknown Speaker 43:58
This word has now turned into a meme right? I keep saying it.
Speaker 2 44:06
I mean, I'm a full cog in the myself. It's probably okay. But yeah, people started making memes about it, which are so fucking funny. Like there's one of not Jennifer taling I love her. What's the other girl's name? That's like a hot dog.
Speaker 1 44:30
Oh, makes me on a hot dog real bad.
Speaker 2 44:35
I just watched Sita Chucky so I have Jennifer Tilly on the
Speaker 1 44:40
fuck I felt like we Stiffler his mom or whatever, right?
Speaker 2 44:43
Like we always talk about her. But anyway, somebody like photoshopped her face on the Pope and was like he's trying to murder me.
Speaker 2 45:00
Amen. So there's this picture of Lady Gaga dressed up as a Starbucks barista, and somebody said, the barista at Starbucks when I order a fuckup gene and there's just like, miscellaneous. Everyone's like somebody said, frog cine. I know it's not right but whatever. Frog cine summer 24 People that are reclaiming it. Yeah, fuck the Pope.
Unknown Speaker 45:34
Nice nice.
Speaker 2 45:35
You heard it here first. I should have done a sinead o'connor on SNL and had a picture of the Pope and written Yeah, he's supposed to be like the fucking modern cool one too. Which I hope that people realize he's just a piece of shit like the other ones.
Speaker 1 45:56
Yeah, I'm kind of wishing somebody people didn't get mad about her ripping picture of the Pope because it was about the kids. And everyone's like, Boo Fuck you, bitch. Do what they want. Yeah, crazy. Guy I wish I could remember that chicks name but I don't have my phone. Which trick
Speaker 2 46:23
guys it's not Jennifer I'm just gonna look up Legally Blonde bend and snap lady. Yeah, I almost want to say the audience's yelling it out. But I don't know if they are a hot dog real. Okay, what is her name?
Speaker 1 46:47
Okay, Jennifer Lawrence, but like that's not it. Jennifer Coolidge.
Speaker 2 46:52
Oh, speaking and Jennifer Lawrence though. Have you seen that movie mother?
Unknown Speaker 46:58
Yes, a long time ago though.
Unknown Speaker 47:00
I watched her recently. It was like sweet Yeah,
Speaker 1 47:03
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Speaker 2 47:07
ties into some of our religious stuff here so if you haven't seen it and I recommend checking it
Speaker 1 47:13
out. I don't think I remember the religious stuff in it but yes, so yeah, maybe I'll go back and watch it Yeah, but alrighty. Stay stay steady. Fat heads Yeah. Stay Fresh. Stay head essential. Have a good one. Forget cine summer Yes. Yeah, it's definitely frog cine summers flaunt it. Happy Pride.
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Happy Pride. Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 47:41
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Speaker 1 47:49
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Speaker 2 47:56
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Speaker 2 48:51
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