A little TV binging cringe & a Thanksgiving recap. Thanks cringesters!
We have a few shout outs and a reader story. Don't leave babies around bug zappers!
Alyssa covers some of the cringe from Brittany Murphy’s documentary - RIP Brittany Murphy.
FLAVOR-FLAV - it's Celebrity Wife Swap. Jamie talks about some of the weirdest moments she's come across so far in her binge.
We have a little Thanksgiving recap, complete with a cringey story from Alyssa.
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I found this article. This is from this summer, a TripAdvisor reviewer left a scathing one star rating for a Marriott Resort after witnessing a crocodile drag a guest into the ocean. The hotel apologized for an unpleasant experience.
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Oh my god Oh in Mexico, oh, a crocodile drug A fellow guest by the arm. And her and her friends were traumatized. And apparently the Marissa was just kind of like sorry about your bad luck watching that person.
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Five. Person Dyer? I'm not sure we'll just assume he did. I guess it's alligators that do that crazy roll. Oh, yeah, that death rolls thing they review Yeah, fucked up. I saw a video of this person working it is Sue and she was feeding the alligator. And it grabbed her arm and started doing that role. And I guess she had enough knowledge about them to know to like, roll with it. So it didn't just like rip her arm off. And then somebody else jumped in there and pride its mouth open but like kids were screaming and stuff because it was a party she's you know, eating them so they could eat or whatever. And he was like, no bitch like now keep rolling. Rolling. Rolling. What? Um, that also happened at a Disney resort in Florida. They have like this like, like, I don't know, like beach kind of themed area with hotels around it. And a kid that pulled in by a gator and I think he drowned. But whenever I was looking for this article, there were so many fun things about people getting bit by are we gonna have a gator episode? Oh, I thought reminds me of a me my soul. Oh, the other day it was like this check. It was like the four year anniversary of that time I had sex on a swamp and got a UTI
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Oh, so many questions. Why Why? Why sex? Don't fucking the swamp fat heads. Yeah, welcome to nervous laughter I'm Jamie. We're your hosts. We're here to talk about UTIs from the swamp. Oh, that'll be a whole nother episode. Um, first, I just want to give a quick shout out. I noticed we had a listener in Hawaii that seems to be consistently listening. So Aloha. Shout out to you.
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I used to live in Hawaii whenever I was young on the same island so you know if you want to Maka Lapa Elementary my name? Yeah. Allah. Edit here. Mystery solved. It's my cousin Steven. Steven. Alright. To the show. And can you tell everyone about how you didn't know what squirrels were? Because I was cute. Yeah, so when we when I moved to Mississippi from Hawaii, I'd never seen squirrels before I'd only seen among among use on geese, however, is the blonde guy. My guys in the trees. And so whenever we first moved here, we're just like, whoa, mom that mongooses climbing a tree. Whoa. And my mom was like, Oh, shit. You guys never seen squirrels before. And also never saw billboards. So I was I just like heard people talking about them. But I only heard of billfolds before. So I was like, Okay, there's just like giant billfold structures. I don't understand it. Um, but yeah, that was kind of some experiences. When I moved over Oh, and funny enough. People from Mississippi were asking us if like we were shoes and like, lived in huts on there. Like did you live in a hut on the beach? I'm like, what? I lived in my house. Shoes and I went to school just like you. Which is funny because then like, the more I grew up, I kind of learned it's like a stereotype. Just like you know people in Mississippi don't murshid? Yeah like the Texas stereotype. Everybody thinks well you like ride horses everywhere and I don't think I've ever been on a horse. Never been on my say they scare me. I don't like their big heads. I just feel like they could bite my hand off in one bite if they wanted to know their fat heads and their fat teeth. But yeah. Scary. So we also wanted to give a shout out to our awesome listener. Theresa is one of my friends. So we've kind of like started talking again recently. No, oh, I feel really awkward. And you got Sorry, I thought I could save that. But Kayla, this was really on brand. But anyway, we started talking again, and she has been a listener of the podcast, which we really appreciate. Like all you other listeners. Thank you. Yes. Thank you, everyone. It's, it's been awesome. But she sent me a couple things in here. So one of the first thing that she sent me. So she listened to the chipotle baby episode. And it made her think of this. And she said, three weeks ago I met my friend's two year old daughter for the first time. Me and my other friend who also doesn't have kids. Were there in the two year old? It says idiot in parentheses. Idiot two year old a two year old is an idiot. Yeah, okay. Yeah, it's weird calling the chipotle baby stupid. Oh, yeah. All babies are. The idiot two year old walked up this ladder thing that's counter height. And the kid like look like a natural it just like climbed up this little ladder thing. And immediately stuck her tiny finger in a bug zapper. says we're fucking mortified. Because we didn't know it was a bug zapper. And we were both so in awe of her ladder skills, but we just watched her do a good job. Or continue. She just says Mom friend won't be asking us non moms to babysit though. So when when? I mean, I'm assuming the babies is fine. Right? Right. Like in Addams family you know whenever the I think it's a little baby at the end. When did you see it Adams family the second one where the the pretty lady comes in and Mary's uncle? Yeah, we're the baby like, switches the wires at the end? Because she's gonna electrocute everybody but then it electric eats her? Oh, I don't remember that. I just remember they kept putting her in like dangerous situations. And then I I don't I don't remember. I need to watch
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that again. That's the best one. My sister and I would watch that all the time. Yeah, we watch them every like few years but I just man Yeah, I love those movies. I like the Thanksgiving one a lot. Yeah, that's in the second one. Cuz she sends them off to camp. Oh, is it? Yeah. I always think of them as separate movies like oh, like the Thanksgiving one being its own? Yeah, think of the camp one as its own thing. And then the Yeah, her like coming into Mary Uncle Fester is like a totally separate movie. I fucking love that movie. It's all good. Um, and oh, I'm sorry before you continue on with uh, with Theresa a glowing review. I just want to say sorry if my voice sounds weird because it's just been doing lots of stuff. Was that a 13 hour work event? So it's yeah, all the things but continue with with Theresa. Oh, so the other thing she sent me all this up oh, those totally fucking something that I would do just like oh it can climb a ladder like because I never know the different stages of when they do stuff like I don't know when they get fucking teeth or when they can you know Yeah, so suddenly like oh shit. It's like a little person climbing a ladder thing like to work for that oh, here we go. She said I stumbled upon a Brittany Murphy documentary on HBO, HBO, HBO last night, and she said, one I didn't know she had died. So cringy on me there. Sorry, Brittany Murphy. All right. Yeah. All right be. And then to her, then she lists some other things that happen in this documentary. So I'm like, Oh, I'm gonna watch it. And she was like, oh, yeah, there's like these weird pictures, and this weird interview and I'm like, huh, how weird could this be? Well, I was very surprised. super fucked up. So I guess I'll kind of talk real quickly about what happened. So Brittany Murphy's official cause of death was pneumonia, and anemia, because her hemoglobin was like it three and it's supposed to be like 12 to 15 pneumonia and, and he Mowgli via a pneumonia, or like low glia who'd been on even a word. Or just like, a medical term, right? I'm taking notes because I just like okay, okay. Continue bulimia. So those were her visual causes of death, but basically what happened? Um, they open the documentary with the 911 call, which I fucking hate. Like, I don't like listening to 911 calls like it just feels like, too personal and, and I like I don't like looking at crime scene photos for that reason. I'm like, just so like personal. I like to remove myself from the real. Yeah. So the 911 call has her husband and he's just like, oh, yeah, like she's not breathing and then the moms freaking out. And then it turns out that she had been sick. And they think that maybe she like overdosed because the like prescription medications and then like her, like cold medications or whatever was initially what they thought but I guess the medical examiner didn't find that. But so the documentary talks about all the the weird shit leading up to her death. And her husband. Like I knew she was married when she died, but I didn't know anything about him. He looks like he's creepy as fuck. Like, he looks like a sloppier Ted Cruz. Like he just kind of gives me CF Crazy Eyes. stuff. They're, they're weird. And he kind of maybe he doesn't necessarily look like Ted Cruz, but I don't know. I just get like the same vibes from him. And I don't know why my brains dumping till the guy from the staircase. Fucking
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Oh shit. I don't think I I watched some of that, but I don't really remember it. Because wasn't it like, fucking hours and hours and hours long? Yeah, well, yeah. I think it's episodic. Oh, isn't. I could be wrong on that. But I just remember the husband just had like crazy eyes the whole time. And, you know, the whole time. It's just like, I did not murder my wife. And here's why. And it's just like him just being a very terrible actor throughout just like, really? They said that really? And his eyes are you know, just like getting big. It's like, okay, he's rehearsed it. Yeah. So that guy, Brittany Murphy's husband. He's so fucking creepy. Definitely. We'll be putting pictures of him on the Instagram, okay, because it's a lot and he just looks smug. Like in my notes. I just have smug looking fuck. And then they're talking about the funeral. And he goes on this whole, like, Fedora type of rants about the funeral. He's like, we wanted to have it during the day so that people weren't walking around at night. But then day turned tonight, and there were twinkling stars and it was twilight and you're like what? So apparently he did not want an autopsy for her. Which huge red? What? Yeah, this fuckin 32 year old like, beautiful successful actress dies and he's like, No, we don't want to know anything. But I guess because of you know, laws. They were like, well, it's gonna happen like we don't Oh, so she ended up having an autopsy and you know, that's where they found out the stuff I said, But so then it goes to this Larry King interview. Okay, so this Larry King interview, and it's the husband has named Simon and then Britney's mom whose name is Sharon. And she's been a single mother and like, you know, done everything on her own with Brittany and they were all living together. And Brittany sorry, and Simon is the husband's name. Yeah. And this Larry King interview series. I mentioned it when she sent me this and I was thinking how could it be that bad? Like it's very fucking bad? is so uncomfortable. So he's talking about why he didn't want the autopsy. And it's because she had a pristine body curvy and all the right places silk skin. How could you want to cut that up?
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And make in the face of like the check when they're like, we're going Disneyworld and she's just like, What the fuck?
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Um, yeah. This interview in the mom's like, all drugged up. I mean, I mean, just looks. She gets a pass for that or whatever. Her daughter died and she said next fucking piece of shit, asshole. That same shit like that. You let her be
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some pictures that came out of Brittany Murphy's mom, Sharon and her husband Simon. And oh, okay. Wait, her husband. The wife's husband is Oh, I'm sorry. So Britney Murphy's husband's name is Simon. Oh, okay. Okay. Karen. Okay. They all live together with the husband, or both of the girls did live with Simon. Okay. So they have the they did like this little photo shoot Simon and Sharon. Oh, and I'm just gonna get up and show you these. Oh, no, no, no. grieving mother and son in law. Are they dating? Oh, it's Well, what a fuck. This is. I'm just curious, like, who pose these orifices just like them? Like it looks like they're grieving their child. Yeah, exactly. That's really fucking weird. Ah. Ah, Brandon, please don't do that with my mom when I die. Please don't fall in love with Jamie's mom. Yeah, but that's the whole thing that happened in the documentary. They talk about their weird fucking relationship. And the documentary, there's this reporter that I guess he chose is like, the spokesperson for all this. And he would just call her to interview and stuff. So he invited her over to their house one day, and she's walking around the house. He's giving her a tour. And I guess Brittany died in the bathroom. So he gives her a fucking tour of this bathroom. And it's like, yeah, here's where she died. And the the husband is giving this reporter Oh, I thought he was giving like the mama. Because she's okay time. And the reporter said that she looked over in the master bedroom because she died in the master bathroom. In the master bedroom. The bed is like all shuffled up like two people have been in it.
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And there's like a shirt shirt with the mom's name. With a mom's name, just like feel bad. Yeah, so they've been having some kind of weird shit,
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which it doesn't get into all that much of the documentary. But the weird thing is that I think it was like, five months after Brittany Murphy died. Her husband Simon dies of the same exact thing was the pneumonia and something else. So there's all these theories as to what happened. Like, there's all these weird things like some people thought it was black mold and
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just all this random shit. Yeah. So mom, the mom, the mom. Yeah, I don't want to just jump there. That might be insensitive,
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but it's just kind of like, who knows. I mean, this machine not gotten sick by that something too. Yeah. And the coroner said, you know there's no mold. There was no mold in her lungs. Then I guess they autopsy Simon to haven't finished it. It's a two part thing. But yeah, apparently it's like a whole big mystery. And the mom hasn't wanted to talk to people very much so and who knows? That's insane. I didn't know. I didn't even know like her husband had died, like, months after. That's nuts. Yeah, I remember hearing about it a little bit. But I just never really looked into it. But yeah, it's a very fucking weird situation like those pictures in the Larry King interview. Damn, they're very, very uncomfortable. Yeah, yeah, they're like, posing for prom. Kind of, in the picture that they're posing with his like, I can't tell if he's a kid, or there's one picture where they're holding a portrait of Brittany. And they're kind of like, embracing each other and kind of like behind it. I guess. In the the husband in this picture, he kind of has like a straight face, but the mom kind of has a weird, not necessarily smirk, but it's just very, very Casey Anthony vibes. Yeah, so thanks for sending that Jim and Teresa. Thanks, Teresa. super weird. Now, I just have stuck in my head. Did you ever watch uptown girls? No. Oh, there's a song in there. So like, in that movie like character Britney Murphy's plays. She's the daughter of a like, famous musician. And she's kind of like a spoiled brat person. And then she has to get a real job babysitting a kid or being a nanny to a kid or whatever. But there's a song in there that the dad wrote for her. It's like a Molly's smile. And it radiates the glow. Love a round Halo. Check that out. Yeah, the accent came in because the love interest has an accent and he's also a music covers that song to warm her heart and win her back. See, I forgot how many good movies she's in. Like she has a small cameo and one of my favorite movies freeway and the ever seen anyone heard of it? So it's kind of like a Little Red Riding Hood type of story. It's Reese Witherspoon. I think it came out in 96. So it's before like any of the people in the movie are really famous. Okay. And she's just this like trashy teenager. And her mom gets arrested for prostitution. So she goes to live with her grandma. And all this stuff happens. And Brittany Murphy has a part in it. She's so pretty. Even in the movie. They make her look absolutely. Garbage. Yeah, ever got she's in that and in that movie spun. That's about like, when you think I have it let you borrow it. It's good. Um, it has some other famous people in it. But she plays this like, messed out stripper and they kind of tried to make her look a little bit ugly, but she's just so pretty that I'm like, Oh, she's like, real trashy. He's rockin Yeah, she's Yeah, she was really pretty. Um, I think one of the most surprising cameos I've seen and sorry, it's not it's not Brittany Murphy is just like another random celebrity. But um, Brittany Murphy. Oh. Actually, too, I guess like, um, so I was watching goosebumps, like a long time ago. Not long, long time ago. Few years ago and fuckin oh boy, Ryan Gosling. A goosebumps episode, the one with the camera. And I was watching Unsolved Mysteries. Fuckin Matthew McConaughey. Oh, it was in a fucking recreation in Unsolved Mysteries. It's so fucking great. Nice. Um, and speaking of celebrities have been watching quite a bit of celebrity Wife Swap the wife sports franchises one of the best things on TV Yeah, I yeah, I love Wife Swap I didn't even realize that like the celebrity was like a whole different like, I didn't need a variation of it. I was like, what the wait for these
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come on TV. Um, but there was one one thing that like really caught me off guard. So I'm going to talk a little bit about the D Schneider and flavor flavor episode. hard one to watch. Yeah, so everyone knows who flavor flavors in D Schneider is the lead singer of Twisted Sister. And do you want to sing some Twisted Sister for us in case I'm actually forgot the song. I was thinking of his Motley Crue I think, yeah, the song I was thinking of is Billy Joel. Is it the one that's like, come on praying the No, I think this Twisted Sister? Ah, yeah, I think I might be sister. Let me see. I felt like, we know we we probably would have known some answers if we didn't put ourselves on the spot. Yeah. We're not gonna take it. Oh, yeah, that's what you were singing? Um, I will rock rock. Oh, okay. And many more. But there's something that Oh, when they're introducing the families. So I guess before I say this, I'll just say that I It looks like he and his wife have a very strong marriage and are very happy. But it really weirded me out. Because he was like, we met when we were 15. Same. And I was like, why? Yeah, I had to look that up. Because she was like, Well, maybe he was 15 to I was like, talking to you. He was 15. And picture that they showed like when they talked about that it was like he was at a concert performing. And she was a 15 year old getting her picture taken with him when I was just like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, oh, um, so yeah, I'm glad that stuck out to you as well. Yeah, I remember that. Um, yeah, so I mean, I don't know all the details behind that. But I feel like I don't really need to for that to not be fucking weird and crazy. And yeah, I can't remember what their age gap is. But I want to say when I looked it up, he was maybe like, 2123, something like that, but it very well could have been older. Yeah, still, it's creepy. I mean, not a bad age gap, but the starting ages. Yeah, I'm a sophomore. Yeah, it's like, Oh, do you want to come on tour with me after you finish high school? Or on summer break? Um, and yeah, flavor flavors, just kind of overall like a dick. But so that was, I think, just like the main thing from that episode. But then there was the fantastic episode with Gary Busey, his wife, Hailey and Ted Haggard's wife Fuck you, Ted Haggard. Yeah. And if you aren't familiar with who Ted Haggard is, I wasn't whenever I first saw this. So this was actually like my first introduction to him. Let me, let me pull up the wiki because it explains it better than he has a stupid horse face and I wanted to punch him in the face. I would say his his like, um, I would say his is more Ted Cruz. Then Britney Murphy's husband? Oh, yeah, I would say her husband leans. Like CEO of some kind of airplane company, your way. He's like a fraudster. Well, he's like, Well, you said fraud and it made me think a frog and he does look like a like frauding frog that like a frog that would steal your money, if that makes sense. I think he was. Um, okay, so let me let me go ahead and read this. Thank you Wikipedia. Haggard made national headlines in November 2006. When male prostitute in Mr. Mike Jones, alleged that haggard, who had advocated against the legalization of same sex marriage had paid him for sex for three years and had also purchased and used crystal methamphetamine. After initially denying the allegations, haggard claimed to have purchased methamphetamine and thrown it away without which makes them sound even more fucking stupid. Please do if you're gonna buy it, or resell it.
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Like throwing it away. Haggard resigned his post at New Life church and his other leadership roles shortly after the allegations became public. Later, haggard admitted to having used drugs participated in some sexual activities with Jones and engage in an inappropriate relationship with a young man who attended New Life church forgot about that. In 2010 haggard and his wife Gail founded St. James church in Colorado Springs as of September 2018, haggard continue Nice to serve as founding pastor of St. James church. Um, and I'm just gonna say as I'm going through this, I did not realize that my Mike Jones was incorporated in this, the rapper, because that's what I was thinking. Oh wait, I was thinking of a. Okay. I was thinking of a who's that fucking fuck face that just but lives in Austin Oh Alex Jones is like whoa this crazy? No Alex Jones is like Ted Haggard he's super anti gay. He's actually gay himself. Yeah, he has that thing where it's like, there's chemicals in the water. It's turned in the frog. Oh, I need to jot that down though. I need to look up some Alex Jones stuff. That would be a good episode. Man. I just I don't know what I would do if I ever saw him around Austin like, I mean, I probably honestly like realistically would not do anything but my brains like I would trip him or just be like, Oh my God. Hey, you're Alex Jones and get him to like, come over to me and just be like, fuck you. Yeah, I would definitely tell him to fuck off like, yeah. Have you ever seen any? Um, I've seen a couple videos where people? I mean, they don't exactly get it's like altercations with them at bars. But he'll just like, start getting loud. And then everyone's just like, boo. And they just, you know, yell at him totally leaves. Yeah, there is a thing a couple years ago, since he moved to Austin, and he and his wife got in this big fight at a sushi restaurant or something. And then he walked home, but then he left and that's when he got a DWI. Oh, oh, yeah. So haggard fuckface. Okay, so we'll just, I guess, start off like, I think the Gary Busey side of things probably went the way everyone was thinking like, just fucking those of us part of weird and Gary Busey, like, yeah, um, and his wife. They weren't married, which like fine, whatever. I don't I don't care how people do it. But they're like, we're married and spirit. Yes. Like our lives. Yeah. Well, I think it was like eight live, like the amount they said I was just like, whoa, what's up? Um, and Ted Haggard's wife, Gail, she had a big problem with that, obviously, like that whole family did no more. Um, and yeah, so Ted Haggard. So Gary's bussi, his wife was with them, and I'm sorry, but I can't remember her name right now. But um, she's she's, she's pretty cool and chill, pretty, like, but she's pretty, like spiritual, new agey kind. She's a little wacky, but nowhere near Gary Busey level wacky. Yeah. Um, but, uh, oh, my God, it was just so cringy the whole time because it was like, that. It was like when Gail was with Gary Busey. And then when the haggard family was with his wife is just like, the whole time. They were just like, we put this thing behind us, and we're all a big happy family. And the whole episode. Yeah, it's like, I don't like fucking guys. I don't know why people would say I would. And like, it was really dumb, because like, uh, so the whole time. Gail was with Gary. Um, so he never asked her about it or brought it up, which, like, I would think you would probably do, you know, like, I would just be like, whatever. These people went through things, how they chose to go about it. Like, cool. What we want to talk about it anymore. But that was like all she wanted to talk about. She was like, ruin dinner. And he never asked me about about it or like my story. And so she like made it she was offended. Right. Yeah. And then she so she like wrote it into the rules that like he was going to listen to like her talk about like her story with the whole fallout of it and everything. And back at the Haggerty household. Gary Busey, his wife. Read Gil's book, because of course she loved it like out Oh, yeah, somewhere that like would be easy to pick up and read. Over. No. And yeah, that story's just kind of.
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I mean, I haven't read her book. Maybe I'll go read it, but it was pretty much just about like, it was all Satan's fault. Of Gay. Yeah. And like, not my husband and like, I, there was some phrasing in the book. I can't remember the exact phrasing, but it was basically like, all the the gay things came from satan and Gary Busey, his wife is like, what the fuck is this? But it's funny because like terminales wife, they, she talks to them about it at the meeting at the end, and she's like, You said this in your book. And then it's funny because they're both just like taken aback. And they're just like, Why?
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Why?
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He would never say that your look is written in black and white and that book that you printed 1000s of copies of, and they're like, oh, no, no, no, that's phrased like this. So it means that it's like, big Bible interpretation bullshit. Make it mean, whatever's convenient. Yeah. Fucking cause. Yeah, so I mean, if you ever want to check out Wife Swap, I recommend checking out a celebrity. Oh, it's one and maybe starting with that episode. Oh, ma filled with crunch. Yeah, it is. And I guess I should clarify if I don't know if any of our listeners are like, Christian, any of that. I don't care. That's totally fine. But people like fucking tag Ted Haggard, that are like the utmost. Hypocrite that just makes my blood boil. Yeah. You need to boil like Ted Haggerty, Joel Olsteen. And yeah, I can't there's a lot of other ones. But fuck this. Another thing that was sad in that episode was when his daughter was like, Dad, can we spend time together? Like you're always doing stuff with the church, and he got defensive and was like, well, you can go to the church stuff do well, and like the brother also jumped in and got super defensive like of the day, they were just going around, and like, just saying, like, you know, they're talking, trying to start talking about this stuff. And so she's like, Yeah, I just want to spend more time with you, dad, like you were saying, and then the brother just instance, like, he's really busy with all this stuff. And it's really important. And then she's like, why are you getting so defensive? Like this is not necessary? And he was just like, well, you're getting onto him for all this stuff. And, you know, he's made a mistake. So obviously, there's still a lot of issues there. And she's like, I'm just saying, I want to spend time with my dad. Even whenever they do spend time together, like it's just weird and dumb, because he's like, Well, yeah, you know, you see, you could always like, engage the stuff yourself to like, I don't know why you never come talk to me and blah, blah, blah. She's like, Oh, my God, but like, you should also want to spend time with me. And it's really special. When you say hi, daughter, I want to hang out with you so awful. So like, God, I don't understand how like, that was so hard for them to understand. But yeah, but it was so depressing. Yeah. It, it was pretty much like, it seemed like all the kids were kind of like starving for their dad's attention. And then the dad was just like, so sunk into the church. And yeah, they're just so invested in trying to make their image look better that like, they don't give a shit about the kid. Yeah, that was like, the whole reason they went on the show was to be like, see, we're good
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people. Yeah, we're happy family. I'm in another episode. I can't remember who it was. They're like, Yeah, well,
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I just want to kind of go and share my way of life. Because, you know, like, we have everything. I mean, this isn't exactly what they said. But it was just basically they just wanted to show off how like, well they were doing and how well put together their families and stuff and it's just like, and the other person was like, you know, I really want to learn something from this experience and see if there's anything I can bring to my family. And they're just like more open and this person's like yeah, we just already have it down and figured out some of the people that go on that show I'm like you should not be allowed to reproduce they're just the biggest asshole Yeah, I gotta do a Wife Swap so
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yeah
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we will definitely do a wasp wipe up well that wipes out episode because there's definitely like yeah, a lot more episodes and things that come to mind outside of Oh, one more thing about Wife Swap that I forgot to say when we were talking about flavor flavors family. Oh, yeah. So in the show. Apparently he has a fuck ton of kids but in the show. This is like his most recent family. And so there's a baby I think right or like a small kid toddler whatever. And then there's an adult son that belonged to play with waves wife, so it's a step son. Well, I looked that up after the episode and it turns out he was arrested for like trying to stab his stepson. Flavor Flav one Yeah. On the show, dude. Yes. like the sweetest kid I know like ever. Yeah. Oh my god, he was the star of the family. And apparently he almost got stabbed or something I can't even imagine like what they would have had an altercation about because like, the kid like barely talked and he was just really sweet. The whole at least on the show. Yeah, I mean, the only thing I can think of is like playable slaves said something insulting to his mom today and said something to him about it. I can't remember what happened but I think it it was something like that. Wow. Yeah, cuz the wife so the wife and want the current wife, or whatever. Actually, I don't think I don't think we're married. I don't know if they're still together. But I looked it up after the show. And it was like they're not married yet. But they've been engaged for like seven years or some shit. Um, but the so that I'm just gonna call her his wife. Because it was on wife stop. Um, but she's like such the total opposite of flavor flavor. Like, she went to the show. See, she swapped with the Schneider's wife and she was just like, so quiet the whole time. Um, she taught them how to crochet. It was just like, really sweet. And then like, she goes back and de Schneider's wife was like, flavor flavor. You're a fucking asshole. And the wife was just like, that's not the flavor flavor. Yesterday is Yeah, everyone knows. Yeah. Um, but yeah, I gotta say, like, you know, be Schneider seemed like a pretty decent husband, although he has a very creepy tendency because he was like, she's like 15 And like, still the same. But it looks like he's about to kick his ass there at the table for just like, making his wife so uncomfortable. She left early. Like, yeah, um, but some Wife Swap this week anybody? I'm probably gonna be been doing it for a while. Yeah. Today, um, and with all this family talk, Thanksgivings. Also family related in which I had stuffing. Yeah, it was not from stovetop to to stuffings. Yeah. At a friend's house, and from Alyssa. Which one was better? i i your stuffing was good. Oh, man, but the worst game and number two? Well, uh, it just if they're like different styles. Yeah, my dad made it so I can say it. So that one No, it's good. It's just one. So that one's seems like a cornbread kind of style. Yeah. And then the other one seems like Luffy like, oh, yeah, Lee is like a fluffy. Kind of like the multicolored like different breads, stuffing. They're both really good. I didn't even know there was like a cornbread kind of style of stuffing. So I was like, oh, it's kind of like sweeter and delicious. Yeah. I don't know if I've had the other type of stuffing that much ever been like, stovetop. We've always done do corn bread here. Um, but yeah, my friend. She did. Uh, maybe maybe I can make that some time. Make it for Christmas. And then I can get but she like, yeah, she like, made some like crazy. Awesome. Like potatoes and gravy too. So I just had like, gravy all over that. And it was really good. You're in a gravy boat. You want to get in my gravy? Yes, I do. Yeah, I think fortunately nothing too. cringy happened during Thanksgiving. That I know of. I was very drunk. And I was just like, finally got drunk. Yeah, I brought like a large champagne bottle for mimosas. And I think I drink the majority of
Unknown Speaker 43:57
nice. I got a little tipsy at cheese family's Thanksgiving. My sister in law made this punch. It was so good. It was a punch that you made at your Halloween party that one year. So okay, cuz I didn't realize that had alcohol on it. And I got pretty sassy. Sassy. Yeah, this was kind of like an apple cider and something else, which I'm not typically huge Apple fan. But this was so good. I think I've just never had Apple stuff the right way. I think I've always just kind of had what's like, in the store, and I think if it's like from scratch and Apple stuff, yeah, they're too soft. But I had a kind of embarrassing thing happened. So it was a pretty big Thanksgiving that we went to for Jay's family. And everybody gathered in the kitchen. And my mother in law was like, oh, like do you Want to do the prayer to my brother in law? And he said yes. And then my nephew was gonna chime in a little bit, too. So they're preparing all of this. And g is somewhere. You're just you alone. There's all these people. He's the only one missing. Everybody's like, where she like, like, goes probably in the bathroom. And so I text him and we're just like waiting. And we're like, waiting to get our food and everything. So I'm standing next to my sister in law who I've known since I was like, 12. And oh, wait, sorry, can I interject? Yeah. So have you known each other that long or did you? First Yeah. So she used to live in Austin. And then they moved to Georgetown, which is where I grew up. So I met her. And his parents were divorced. So I think I met him a couple times, but he was usually with his dad. So I knew I met him, like when we're older teenagers, but then we kind of like, reconnected when we're adults. Oh, that's so cool. I didn't know I didn't realize that you guys have known each other for that long? No? Yeah.
Unknown Speaker 46:18
Yeah. I feel like a really bad friend. No. Oh, no, you should. I don't think I've ever told you that. We'll dive in. We'll do a deep dive on our relationships around timestamps.
Unknown Speaker 46:31
Yeah, so I've known her like, over half my wife, so we're just like chatting. And they're like, Oh, we're she like, we want to do the prayer. And I say to her, like, quietly, I'm like, I don't think he cares about the prayer. And then like, you know, we can pray and we can eat and whatever and get on with it. So she loudly goes,
Unknown Speaker 46:55
Alyssa says he was like, die. I swear, uncle, like turned and looked over. Obviously, he heard but I think he wanted to look as well. And I'm like, I, I'm gonna die.
Unknown Speaker 47:18
I didn't think she was gonna announce that to everybody. I would have said something like, oh, we could go ahead and get started with something polite, not he doesn't care. Oh, it was so embarrassed thing. And then my brother in law started doing the prayer. And then my nephew chimed in. And he got a little bit nervous, which totally understandable. I would be terrified doing that. And so my sister in law was like, oh, like, what are some things you're thankful for Carson to kind of like prompt him a little bit, like, help him out.
Unknown Speaker 48:00
And so I get away. I get a wave of terror, like, oh, shit, like, Does
Unknown Speaker 48:06
this mean that like, everybody's gonna be saying what they're thankful for. And then I think that I'm like, penicillin, and like, fuck
Unknown Speaker 48:21
it's only been like, luckily, they wrapped up and it was just kind of like a thing to like, get him moving. But yeah, I thought for a second, I was gonna have to say something. And I didn't know what to say. persones Is this gonna be my backup? Go to free? Yeah. Same. Thank you. Thank you, Rob. Yeah, I'm just here you are, you're saying with like, the prayer reminded me um, like, a couple years ago, so I'm not really religious. And my family has like, turned religious. And so I was visiting. And everyone was kind of getting their plates together. And so I guess everyone that did prayer before they eat sat at the table. And I was just like, oh, the heathens were watching. Yeah, away. I'm just like, I don't know what to do. Because I was like, I was trying to like, put my plate together. And I was just like, what if I just like make a big crunching noise while they're praying and stuff. So I just like, just like, left the room because I was just like, I don't know what to do. And I feel rude and awkward. Just like standing in the background as you pray. Do you have any more cringy stories? Or Thanksgiving? I don't think so. Yeah, that one was super embarrassing, but luckily, I had been drinking some of that apple punch. So I was like, fine. Okay. Well, and then I told G about and he goes, You're right. I didn't care about the like, we should have been there. Never would have happened. Knowing him. I can just I can just see how nonchalant he was about it. Just like Yeah, well whatever
Unknown Speaker 50:00
and then he's kind of laugh at you. Yeah, he did laugh if you have any cringy Christmas stories, please write in. Oh, yes.
Unknown Speaker 50:12
I think I will have a few to share but I have to think about it because I don't know if they're just depressing or like what? Yeah, I just had one pop into my head and it's, it's mildly depressing. Please send us in any of your cringy Christmas stories or if you have a cringy Thanksgiving, you know, read that to you. Um, definitely. And you can check out our social medias. Nervous laughter podcast on Instagram. nervous laugh pod on Twitter.
Unknown Speaker 50:45
Yes, yeah. I think there was another one. Oh, I guess Facebook, but that, you know, yeah. It's, uh, use it if you want it basically just repost what we have on Instagram. So we don't have anything really special going on
Unknown Speaker 51:07
there. Oh, I guess maybe our ad is still running. I don't know. I got charged $5 the other day. Oh, like what, what? Yeah, so I need to look into that. Okay. Um, so hopefully we have a few here from our ad. Let us know. Um, but that's gonna be it for today. Stay cringy stay free fat heads. Bye bye.
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